* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

No wonder Marvin the robot was miserable: AI will make the rich richer – and the poor poorer

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Re: AI

The AIs will be first against the wall come the revolution!

I expect they'll just be clubbed underfoot in order to get to the small % (or at least at the buffet table).

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Paris Hilton

Re: UBI

"It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it."

Scrubbing Paris Hiltons gussets..?

I don't use her icon much,,,,,,I'll get my coat.....

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Re: Marvin the robot? Shurley Shome Mishtake

ot to mention the drinks dispenser which always produces a cup filled with a liquid which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

With that sort of dystopia in mind, it better be 'almost, but not quite, entirely unlike whiskey'

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Joke

Re: Great Depression?

Of all the causes mooted for the depression agricultural innovation isn't one of them!

If It's an american think tank, there's not a lot of history to work with, and anything outside the US of A is howling ghosts or communism...

They don't know any better.

Joke, cause it might be, or maybe not...

CPU bug patch saga: Antivirus tools caught with their hands in the Windows cookie jar

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Re: What is difficult about setting a registry key ?

the mid-80s requirement

I think mid-80's is a little late - pretty sure they were all earlier than that - yup, Godzilla was 1978-1980, the droids added to the Westernised Battle of the Planets (Gatchaman). Scrappy Doo was 1979.

By the time we got to the 90's there was a return to form with the 'Steven Speilberg' produced series.

I doubt some brain dead TV exec will commission some dross again, or some 'concerned mothers' pogrom will kick up a fuss again somewhere down the line.

MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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Re: Leaving EU != leaving Customs Union (or Single Market, for that matter)

Because the EU's opening in negotiations was a bunch of non-negotiables we either agree (aka remain) or we must leave the single market.

Strangely nothing much to do with also leaving ECJ - we were told that wasn't on the agenda either....

What was concerning is the misunderstanding of the 'Irish problem'. The EU wants a hard border, the Irish (both sides) dont.

Well, that's a touchy subject, for the Irish - no one wants a border, partly 'cause one side doesn't believe in partition and memories of the troubles and the hold up of passing through military enplacements complete with observations towers - a lot of these bisected local farmers routes to fields.

Before the enplacements went up, there were a couple of portacabins on each side of the border, hardly an inconvenience of note, but the memory of the military style remains, and judging by the tax paranoia over cigs and french alcohol even when in the EU at English ports, I'd not be surprised of more heavy-handedness over a little contraband than ever was over politics...

Of course leave is blamed - they've rocked the rather fragile status quo - The Good Friday agreement was hammered out by the moderate parties, it'd be few decades or wrangling for the current lot to come to something amicable.

Could be interesting though - cross border nightlife thrived in the 50's & 60's as alcohol was cheap and licencing laws more liberal south of the border (still can see the ruins of dead pubs and nightlife joints at the border), and fuel prices were cheaper south during the 1990's (most tiny towns just inside the republic have more fuel places than seems reasonable).

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That is why we now live in a civilization where what someone says is more important than what someone does.

Wrong!

- Because of (well, many things, most importantly distrust and not taking anyones word) lawyers, and such. Almost anything binding important requires you to sign something (which is doing, and sort of saying, but not your own words).

- Used to be, giving your word meant something (not just for the landed gentry, the knights and such honourable men). Now, the authorities don't believe anything and believe the average citizen is capable of anything unless under contract.

Good lord, Kodak's stock is up 120 per cent. How? New film? Oh. It launched a crypto-coin

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Koda-who?

One of the earliest and unremarked casualties of the Internet

On of the earliest and surprising casualties of didtal photography was a famour brand name in photography....

Can't quite recall the name,,,oooh, it's on the tip of my tongue.

They totally screwed the pooch anyway, dropped their entire heritage down the toilet due to arrogant short-sightedness and failure to adapt...

Nice reputation to be sitting on to react now...

WikiLeave? Assange tipped for Ecuadorian eviction

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Re: It's not complicated

Apart from that, I dan't know what else they could charge him with, except possibly wasting police time?

Wasting Police time?

They didn't have to hang around en masse on a London Street for five years - blew the community policing budget probably - and we wonder why there are no 'bobbies on the beat' anymore?

They are all hanging around an embassy..

Police wasting their own time - it's not as if he [Julian] isn't recognisable by at least half the country by now - even if most just think he looks vaguely familiar cause he is not on strictly dancing every week....

I don't want much, just the UK to get it's nose out the US butt, brown nosing, grow some principles England used to be famous for, and a backbone. Very good at thumbing it to Europe, but a voice comes on the phone from Washington and they can't get obsequious quick enough...

Hold on to your aaSes: Yup, Windows 10 'as a service' is incoming

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Timeline

Isn't that the name of the feature in Facebook everyone didn't want but was turned on anyway?

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Get a console

Just get a PS4. No pissing about with compatibility, graphics card upgrades, viruses, etc.

I did that in the late 90's, fed up with the rounds of upgrade every new game came out I wanted was over my machines spec.

Stayed away from PC gaming until recently. Consoles are now almost as expensive as a PC, the machines don't require updating as much.

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they are everywhere...

It's text; it's something I see. I had always assumed everyone was like this, except for those people whose lips move while they're reading, for some reason.

There are quite a lot of those running about. Maybe if you looked up from the books you'd see they were everywhere....

I'll leave now before you have your 'close of Body Snatcher' moment - here comes Donald Sutherland and he's pointing at you...

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NO. WRONG. NO, NO, NO! People are *NOT* "moving off of the desktop". People are simply *NOT* *UPGRADING* *THEIR* *DESKTOP* *AND* *NOTEBOOK* *COMPUTERS*

Ick, caps.

Twenty years ago, desktops were what you 'generally' needed to browse the web and use email - If your needs are not much more than that - and many fall into that category. Do they really need a little desk in the corner of the living room or wherever to do that any more if their phone can do it.

Some might still have the desktop or laptop sitting. I'd wager they don't get used as much, if at all. Odds are they won't be mourned if they don't boot up one day.

<u>Not everyone needs a desktop (or even a laptop). They've dropped from necessity to a luxury for the user who is not actually using them for work.

The 'Desktop' isn't dead, but there are other options than it, or even a big laptop now. Some will not feel the need to have anything more than a phone - some might like a laptop, but budget and priorities preclude that.

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Re: So that's what it is!

[Derisive laughter, er, Bruce]

keeping compatibility with a large user base on old versions of Windows restricts its ability to innovate.

<u>a large user base on old versions of Windows restricts its ability to charge by the month</u>

More like....

FBI says it can't unlock 8,000 encrypted devices, demands backdoors for America's 'public safety'

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Bottom Inspection

F.B.I - more like O.B.I. 'cause they want to check everyones privates for skid marks.

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Re: fire fighters

Fahrenheit 451

So if Fire Fighters can Fight Fire or Fight <u>with</u> Flame Thrower, are Freedom Fighters fighting Freedom or fighting <u>with</u> Freedom.

<u>with</u> is an ambiguous construct at best, if you see any monkeys, I can probably either yell defiance or tell them where the best fruit is....

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Re: Whose law enforcement?

Or shared only with the Five Eyes countries, assuming that they won't read US data (ha!) - but that still expects other countries to let the US read all their data.

Until it comes to the UK, then it's all 'yes, beggin' your pardon, Sir, I'll bend over more and spread 'im guv'nor. Can I have scraps from the table again, please SIr?'

1980s sci-fi movies: The thrill of being not quite terrified on mum's floral sofa

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Hmm, I've always thought of Tomorrow People as trippy with mushroom influence, while Manimal & Automan were clearly done under the influence of white powder....

Northstar freaked me right out though, argghhh his pulsating brain is going to blow....

You GNOME it: Windows and Apple devs get a compelling reason to turn to Linux

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Re: How do you know if someone uses Arch Linux?

How do you know if someone uses Arch Linux?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

9 out of 10 Arch users will tell you to Read the Manual first, though.

CCTV commish: Bring all surveillance systems under code of practice

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That's why gestalt doesn't apply in my opinion.

That was probably the wrong word to use - suggests a mind more than the sum of it's parts, and humanity generally produces a lower IQ with an en masse consciousness [see: Mobs, apple users*]

* just kidding....

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the other body (Electorate) that could force it to don't care.

That's an over-simplification - it's not that the electorate don't care, it's they have gestalt communal memories.

Long memories for some things, like the last war, while the memory retention of a dead fish for political blunders and the naivete of a small toddler in a lion cage when it comes to election time.

Security hole in AMD CPUs' hidden secure processor code revealed ahead of patches

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Re: So for Intel is always bad but the sweet AMD is fine? PLEASE!

How comes no one is telling that the AMD PSP is against privacy and having and embedded OS is spying on people?

Get Intel to back down over the stupid idea, and AMD will follow....

Nobody goes after the underdog...

Of course were they to see sense and offer a non-secret computer version of their chips unbidden, hint hint, they might shake up the status quo and end up on top rather than chasing Intels coat tails...

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This crap, and everyone is still gettin excited over AI

God has enough to answer for our substandard design.

Do we really want to saddle a possible new race with a chip on it's shoulder over the meatbag monkey cowboys who built them.

Meanwhile, Intel shuffles about, hands in pockets grumping about 'everbody else is doing it' like a unrepentant schoolboy, and AMD whistles nonchalently ignoring everything while the world burns...

Women reboot gender discrimination lawsuit against Google

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Re: The Pence Rule

" the 20th Century is coming to a place near you, "

Poster of this statement is righter than they know.

But not for the reasons they think. If we could all only take our eyes off the trivialities that will have no meaning in a decade or too.

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Re: The Pence Rule

When I was at primary in the late 70s, ~50% of my teachers were male.

Hmm No, same era, but my Primary teachers were 90% female, Secondary, probably 70%

UK.gov admits porn age checks could harm small ISPs and encourage risky online behaviour

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Re: "reputational damage to the government"

I was thinking much along the same lines....

What reputation? They are a bunch of [redacted] who I wouldn't trust to run a small community centre no one ever visited.

US Homeland Security breach compromised personal info of 200,000+ staff

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Re: Thank God for Homeland Security

Insecurity, more like.

Plenty paranoid, but just not paranoid enough when it comes to the dull day to day info-sec.

Just not exciting enough for the gizzards and danglies of the everyday employee of the institution to be safely kept out of the bite of sharks then?

Jocks in shock as Irn-Bru set to slash sugar and girder content

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Re: How to be English in Three Easy Steps

Step 3: Wonder why Scottish people don't like you.

On this article? I doubt it.

The reg readership, like a lot of Scots I know like a good laugh, and a good moan and a grumble, and this article has both.

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Re: Lateral Thinking

It started as a suggestion, then it was a voluntary thing, and now it's 'if you don't drop most of the sugar from your sugary drink, you'll be paying an extra tax per 100ml'.

Typical strategy, used on smokes, alcohol* in the last twenty years. Surprised we're not on the same on salt, transfats,

* probably also on corporal punishment and seatbelts too.

We'll be touching our toes at the behest of barely sane middle-aged 'battle-axes' every morning before we know it.**

** Yes, another 1984 reference.

In most tribal cultures, what is'nt forbidden is mandatory. We're almost full circle in what isn't mandatory is taxed to buggery or outlawed.

Still, I look forward to sugar speakeasys, a vibrant gang culture, and lots of new urban myths that will keep hollywood in sort of new material for the forty years after the madness is finally put to a stop.

Linux Mint 18.3: A breath of fresh air? Well, it's a step into the unGNOME

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Re: What's all the fuss about?

Mint does seem to have less of the bullshit that some of the more militant OS's (or rather their users) have though.

Used to see a lot of trolling of Ubuntu forums by Mint Mate* afficionados, unhappy with the then decision by Ubuntu to drop Gnome 2 and move to Unity instead.

* Not necessarily Mint users, but that was the flag they flew under...

The religion thing?

I'd prefer not to worship at the MS or Apple temples, the hymns are weird, the tipple at the socials tastes funny, the services start and stop more often than American football and they expect waaay too much on the offertory plate, and it attracts all the lowlifes trying everything from a quick buck scams to outright thievery....

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Shipping with only Flatpacks by default?

And they're still proud of no Gnome?

Captain Morgan told off for Snapchat lens: That grog be aimed at kiddies

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Re: Think of the who now?

You appear to have missed Mirage and Taboo from the list.

Either memory is failing or I never encountered them at the time, sorry....

I also left Buckfast off the list (popular in some areas with that demographic). And cheap-ass cider like white-lightning, was also popular cheap.

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Think of the who now?

Only people I know who drink the stuff are in the early twenties (too old now to say what the underage drinking crowds bevy of choice is.

When I was; it was 20-20, Stones, JD&coke, malibu&coke something bubblegum, even chilled red wine*, depending on the crowd....

* goths & vampire fans.

I get the feeling Morgans is the new '&coke' mixer of the nothingmuch clique.

From my vantage point (and I'd guess pretty much everyone here + including ASA fuddy-duddys), the look and feel of the early twenties demographic today is not much different from the not quite 18 group, so what would appeal to the older, legally buying group would certainly be aspirational to the not legally allowed group.

I'm back to my hot ginger wine, as I'm laid up with a cold today...

Honda pores over in-car navigation software with Alibaba – report

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Re: +1,000,000

In the last 18 months, I haven't found a single hotel, museum, or train station in my Citroens "POI" database.

Isn't that fairly common.

Used to have a Tom Tom (eight or so years ago). According to it's point of interest. The nearest swimming pool was over the channel in France.

What many would think of as a 'swimming pool' were all under 'sports'

- maybe it's only a swimming pool if it's one of those (unpopular in blighty) outdoors (unheated) ones.

Nvidia: Using cheap GeForce, Titan GPUs in servers? Haha, nope!

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Re: Why would one want to use Nvidia?

Fair points, but my original post was about how, in my experience, the drivers for Nvidia were more stable than their AMD equivalent without any OC or mods considering how the OP was complaining about the Nvidia drivers.

I've actually had most the opposite experience then.

AMD drivers are much better than they were, and AMD (likely due to their underdog role currently) are being much more OSS friendly the last few years.

I've had great experiences with AMD GPUs for several years (not exactly top of the line in hardware*, but usable, no issues and works without headaches and necessity toward weird complicated workarounds), but recently switched back for a number of reasons only to find the same old situation.still prevailing with Nvidia on 'Linux while AMD drivers have become much more native to the ecosystem.

* Pretty much guarantee you are going to run into some issue, if you buy the newest release of hardware (on any platform) but OSS platforms specifically. The venders generally couldn't give a monkeys for any platform but the biggest and the OSS projects making up for that lack of monkeys, haven't had time to get up to speed with the new device.

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Why would one want to use Nvidia?

..In a data centre.

Horrible. The Windows drivers are bad enough, the Linux ones.....

Nouveau is practically crippled by Nvidias slow return on firmware, the proprietary drivers are truly awful. Ugly boot, no Wayland and other non-standard weirdnesses and I'm still not seeing any better performance.

Or is AMD still hard to acquire due to the bit-miners hogging the supply?

Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

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Re: Few corrections Gareth

We'll know for sure if there's ever an HMS Tesco...

Heh, York, from Hyperspace 'bury your husbands, and come enjoy your new branch of Morrisons'

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Re: actual profit..

Unless it's done at the buyer's expense, in which case it provides an additional boost to the local economy in Portsmouth.

Still probably cheaper than paying for full decommissioning and break-up.

Like gettng rid of that old banger you know won't pass the MOT in a year or two,for a few pounds and avoiding having to fork out rather more for 'safe disposal'.

Kernel-memory-leaking Intel processor design flaw forces Linux, Windows redesign

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Re: @ lsatenstein

But the problem here is that Intel keep changing the socket design, so you just can't put new processors into old motherboards.

To be fair, AMd do that too, all that 'AM' number malarky so you're never 100% certain what you've bought is actually going to fit what you've got until they're both sitting in front of you and it's 'meccano time' Then there's all that fun with fans and coolers that make me sweat.

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Re: How convenient

Intel could also regain trust by wrapping in the fixes for other big screw-ups too - like the management chip, which can be disabled or better still removed.

That would be a step in the right direction, getting rid of their mis-management chip might help clear complications in design.

It's like that damn IOT, always adding new 'features' and 'snoop'.

When exactly did good sensible engineering go out the window in favour of marketing ideas which seemed great in endless ego preening meetings and then were badly implemented in a hurry on the way to the next ego preening session,..

...Just asking....I've not bought Intel since Atom. The only d/w purchase I regret of late, an Nvidia GPU, nothing but an ugly boot up and a series of weird incompatibilities...

Now that's sticker shock: Sticky labels make image-recog AI go bananas for toasters

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Re: Great

You might not be so happy when another machine comes along and tries to insert the bread!

Ah, the future,

where and added peril of being a anti-cyber activitst is a toasting muffin jammed somewhere uncomfortable.

Almost a harmless fetish, considering the tribes of roving lethally armed convenience devices with learning difficulties zipping about.

SuperFish cram scandal: Lenovo must now ask nicely before stuffing new PCs with crapware

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Re: 'I'm on my second Lenovo laptop at present and see no reason for using anything else'

its not practical when none of the hardware makers offer it officially pre-installed

I understand that, in some parts of the world, the only retail PCs to be had in reasonable market access is big name brands with windows, with no option.

In parts of the world where there is option, too many continue to financially support these big brands with their windows only options, complaining that either those companies that do, use cheaper clone cases, charge more (due to lack of the economies of scale) or that there is not much choice.

Use Linux instead is, however, almost stupidly easy, plenty of distros have excellently user-friendly and painless installers, that require little effort to run, and do so in 20 minutes in some cases with one reboot.

No one is without the option, merely without the ability to make the decision, even given enough information and a disk/usb stick with an installer on it.

All those people moaning about Windows and Microsoft, and continuing to use Win7,8 or 10. Nothing is going to change while they sill have healthy market share.

It's like politics. No point moaning about what government does, then go and vote the same clowns back in, next ballot day.

UK security chief: How 'bout a tax for tech firms that are 'uncooperative' on terror content?

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Re: Tax Laws

And it's about to flush all that down the toilet on March 29 next year.

Nonsense, it's just being redirected away from the nice quiet cul-de-sac the majority of voters want Britain to be.

Move all the hippies, east europeans, gypsies threatening the peas and quiet. Chalk another success like preventing air traffic going over the well-to-do neighbourhoods...

At Christmas, do you give peas a chance? Go cold turkey? What is the perfect festive feast?

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Re: Mince pies

The suet in the pastry is the reason that my steak and kidney puddings are not suitable for vegetarians.

So not much Steak or kidney in them then.....

Do you cook for High Street stores?

UK Foreign Sec Bojo to tell Kremlin: Stop your cyber shenanigans... or else!

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Re: Our Kung-Fu is powerful.

our own Security Services as possessing somewhat toytown capabilities in terms of Cyber.

Prolly not, no.

But unfortunately, largely directed by the 'town council of Trumpton*' located at Westminster.....now gone sadly quite mad in fear of it's own population...

Kind of a handicap...

* An old childrens TV reference, for those the other side of el atlantico, and not any reference to persons with a similar surname...

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Re: The Law of Outrage (gov.uk)

They are only Outraged because they thought of it first, but hadn't gotten around to banning it*....

* The 'bad' regimes do it because they are restricting freedom, (and, well, bad). When the 'good guys' do it, they are ensuring the safety of the general public / figting terrorism / thinking of children....

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Devil

Re: 'fruits of prior Anglo-Russian labours," - wouldn't touch that fruit....

'the Russian Foreign Minister to eliminate any ambiguity'

forbidding ambiguity now?

Those Russians are ruthless...

Merry Christmas, UK prosecutors: Here's a special gift... a slap from the privacy watchdog

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Re: "GDPR will happen irrespective of Brexit, this is essential to maintain the UK's Adequacy

A bit like what the medical profession consider is an "obese" person and what the general public think an "obese" person is. Usually very different definitions.

The Medical profession seem to keep widening, I think it's now whether you've had a large lunch within the last day or so....

Astroboffins say our Solar System could have – wait, stop, what... the US govt found UFOs?

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Re: Alien UFO's are Real - True / False...

I disagree on principle. Reality is inexplicable. No way it got like that by accident. ;-/

Careful, that line of thought can only end with tragedy at a zebra crossing,.,

When neural nets do carols: 'Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ. Fa la la la la la, la la la la'

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A certain rhythm but no sense.

The resulting carols have a certain rhythm to them but make no real sense

Are we sure it's just switched to writing Psalms...?