* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Here we go again... UK Prime Minister urges nerds to come up with magic crypto backdoors

Teiwaz

Re: Telegram

I use the great Telegram app to organise our monthly pub meets. Does that make us terrorists. No I think not.

Probably makes you suspect though (not 'a suspect', but suspect - you might be hiding something an attentive officer of the law might get a promotion out of).

Terrorists will use what ever they can find for their crazy keys blow shit up propaganda nonsense.

A truly great definition of 'Terrorist' - for a dope addled surfer-dude.

A terrorist is only a terrorist if you don't agree with their aims/idealogical position/demands - otherwise the label tends to be 'freedom fighter'.

New Sky thinking: Media giant makes dish-swerving move on Netflix territory

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Re: "spent sending men up ladders to fix dishes to walls"

Anyway, the name "Sky" is no longer a good one.... you'll get the signal in the basement, not on the roof <G>

Great, Sewer TV (Shit TV) is so much more apt on many more levels anyway.

FYI: There's now an AI app that generates convincing fake smut vids using celebs' faces

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Re: Child ???

. You don't think some jilted boyfriend putting the face of a 13 or 14 year old on porn with an 18-20 year old 'actress' and sharing the video with her classmates isn't going to cause a whole lot of trouble?

'causetrouble?

It'll probably cause a really fuss. Funnily enough the similar tactics have been around in schools as a form of harassment for decades, the old photo taped to a poorly drawn cow to demean girls (often perpetrated by other girls) along with other such behaviour has caused suicides in the past.

Why should one type of incident garner more publicity and cries of 'something must be done' when the other passes with only momentary regret for the most part???

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Child ???

How ???

The only thing I can think of is mixing the [hands on cheeks kid's] (for lack of names) face with [insert some female child actress] face with a copy of dwarf porn.

Like that's going to be convincing...I'm not saying some people won't get off on it, but it'll be the freakshow crowd like that carcrash lot from a few years ago - don't see them pilloried, imprisoned or sent to therapy.

Actually having vids for the bodies are going to be illegal anyway, so no magic technical workaround has been invented...

Was there this concern when photography was invented in the first place, or canvas, or oil based paints, or pigments in rocks for that matter...

It's a wonder the cupids are still allowed on paintings in galleries

Aut-doh!-pilot: Driver jams 65mph Tesla Model S under fire truck, walks away from crash

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Re: Don't call it Autopilot, for a start

I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

At least Babbage had several long metal poles with cogs on to try to beat sense into them....

£60m, five years late... Tag criminal tagging as a 'catastrophic waste' of taxpayers' cash

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As usual I will context this figure with UK national Debt interest Payments: (ndips)

60m?

sod all - half a DAYs ndip

source: https://fullfact.org/economy/interest-payments-national-debt/

That's as maybe - does it excuse the waste 60 charities could have made an impact with that (provided they didn't decide an expensive carpet for their HQ was a better investment). Instead, it was snorted up one nostril for an ego trip and frittered away

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The evidence to support a wholesale transformation of the tagging system was weak at best but the Ministry pushed ahead anyway.

Presumably they were conned by a persuasive and fast taking encyclopedia salesman.

Next time, go fetch mummy, not her credit card.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9n11xtjZ3Y

Facebook AI guru alt-tabs out, Nvidia EULA audits, Baidu changes, chip tricks, and more

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The thrill risk of a surprise software cavity search license audit is a really attractive inducement to using their toolkit, hardware tied or not for small projects.

Corporate or even Academic use, it's just another compliance issue.

Stripe in Bitcoin hype flight while fans blindly gobble up crypto-cash

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Re: Bitcoin became an investment object...

Much like precious metals then, or paper money.

Paper money has it's own ethos, but precious metals always had the Oooh, shiney. Me want timeless classic from QVC to wear on head when out clubbing (other neanderthals) for kingship and be buried with it....

It's 2018 and… wow, you're still using Firefox? All right then, patch these horrid bugs

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Re: Dear Mozilla, there's more to life than security

What Stability issues

Have to agree - pre 57, I was using Firefox less and less and Waterfox and Chromium more and more - since 57, waterfox has been uninstalled as unstable Chromium may well be next if it 'aw snap's me again.....

Loads fast and is light and nippier than it's been in years.

On Archlinux (even when also running Plasma).

Facebook grows a conscience, admits it corroded democracy

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Re: Matthew 27:3-5

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Re: Matthew 27:3-5

Then he went back to Jesus and said, “Look - do you think you could give me just one more chance?“

Err. no. He went and killed himself. Jesus was under arrest and sentance of death by that point.

Or so it is rumoured....For 'Gospel truth', it lacks rather a lot in backup evidence.

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This just the usual Strategy, the corporate two-step

Admit nothing you don't have to.

Facebook are still perceiving negative publicity from this scandal.

Having ignored it for a period hoping it would blow over, they give a step hoping to placate and diffuse,

That having not worked they give ground again.

Serverless: Should we be scared? Maybe. Is it a silly name? Possibly

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Re: COBOL

I think I have to agree with Boltar

The problem has nothing to do with COBOL or any other language new or old, designed to supposedly allow the average user to be more enabled.

But more to do with the ability to apply structured logic and have at least some grounding in data structures.

The existence of ready made cement and DIY stores did not presage the era of the average shopper then being able to build Cathedrals and road bridges nor were they expected to. Why should IT be any different.

Half a terabyte in your smartmobe? Yup. That's possible now

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Re: Easily.

Is this going too far? that amount of data density? do we really need it? really?

Of course it's necessary, how else are governments depts meant to compete with eachother on peoples personal data left in pubs/taxies/coffee shops conveniently ten years from now.

'WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?' Linus Torvalds explodes at Intel spinning Spectre fix as a security feature

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Tomorrow morning I'll register the names "ButtPlugchaku"

ButtPlugchaku

Sorry, not as catchy as Pikachu, I don't see your version selling....

PC sales get that post-Brexit vote sinking feeling

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Re: Liars

Politicians were either making up numbers or sexing up any given number exponentially in order to convince the public to buy into their view.

Quite sensibly commercial entities looked at the result and thought the public would buy anything at any price....

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an aside

Notebook shipments into the channel fell 13.6 per cent to 825k

The channel reference makes me think 'obviously, what fish are left can hardly been great consumers of tech goods, unless it's the Sea Devils again'

I know what it's actually supposed to mean, it's like a conversation on ham and chips I once had with a Spaniard, I found my mind constantly derailed by images of strawberry preserves over fried potato.

Linux 4.15 becomes slowest release since 2011

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Re: Yes

Yes

Better Linus panics than the Linux kernel panics.

I'd have thought, if Linus panics, there'd be more chance of the Kernel panics

Meltdown/Spectre week three: World still knee-deep in something nasty

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Re: Intel "shouldn't be selling CPUs?"

What's the world supposed to do for CPUs in the meantime?

Cue : Penny Farthing Logo.

Maybe it's a good opportunity to slow down and take stock of where the world is headed rather than continue the knees bent, running about advancing behaviour blindly, up up the ziggurat lickity split...

No takers? thought not.

Smut site fingered as 'source' of a million US net neutrality comments

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Culprit Identified

Such submissions were also typically in ALL CAPS, rather than conventional text.

Bombastic Bob in the study, with the batch mailer.

America restarts dodgy spying program – just as classified surveillance abuse memo emerges

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Re: There is literally nothing decent in this story

And then you'll get an idea for how long this has been going on, behind the scenes. Looooooooong before the USA PATRIOT Act.

Not that long before, I was expecting Mr Washington or Mr Lincoln on the bottom for that length of 'Looooooong', that was only a 'Looong's worth.

Someone must have told Mr Clinton it was a signature was required for Executive relief, or a young lady was kneeling under the table giving him an executive and he's have signed anything at that point.

Have three WINEs this weekend, because WINE 3.0 has landed

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Re: I'm pretty good at things, but...

...for some reason I can never get WINE to work right.

No doubt it's just me, but the lack of good troubleshooting documentations doesn't help.

That's an endemic problem with most s/w...

Destroying the city to save the robocar

Teiwaz

Re: Car sharing

Ok, heres a problemo for you

Today I drove from Dorking to Crawley, went to B&Q, Sainsburys, picked up my Mother, took her to a place on the other side of Horsham for Lunch, took her home, made her a cup of tea and then returned home.

Left home at 09:30 returned home at 16:10.

Exactly how does car sharing work with that then? Oh, and the car needed to be able to carry her wheelchair.

Car sharing is fine in theory but for most of us real life gets in the way.

And how would you have achieved that if yourself and your mother were living before the invention of the car? Wouldn't have gotten all that done in a day by cart or carriage.

That's not real life, it's life today.

Maybe a lifestyle, long term, humanity can ill afford.

Our thoughtless selfishness of todays lifestyles could well mean our descendants have less.

France to lend Brexit Britain sore souvenir of Norman yoke – the Bayeux Tapestry

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Re: We've already got one

We've already got one

It's very nice.

A full sized replica made in the 1880s, is on display in Reading museum (free entry).

He say's they've already got one

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Re: re: the mysterious man with an erection

isn't that a not-so-subtle dig at Bishop Odo and the celibacy of the Catholic church.

That would be a ecumenical matter possible. Certainly the prescribed way to lampoon statesmen and the upper echelons of society (most certainly in the Napoleonic/Georgian era when porn and political satire were bedfellows 'fnarr').

But was the Bishop a Shape changer? I faith?

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"Somewhere close to Trafalgar Square or Waterloo Station?"

That'll be the National Gallery.

That's disappointing, the towel roll at Waterloo needs some non-manky towel.

Teiwaz

Re: So this is how Brexit will work

To circumvent any queues of UK nationals going out of the country, or coming in to the country,

Yeah, they seemingly get very 'excited' when you do that. Really got the feeling they thought I was bringing in something I shouldn't, felt quite unwelcome.

I suppose they'd prefer it if people stayed put, paid their taxes and quietly approved of Brexit and didn't point out various policy flaws or laugh at MPs.

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Less willies to adolescent humour...

The tapestry is thought to have been embroidered by nuns. Just saying.

Are you suggesting Nuns were so closeted they thought men ran around outside with a 'branching tree limb' all the time.

'wllling suspension of disbelief' maybe... cue Blackadder Goes forth willy joke in 5,3,21*

*Sorry, numerically dyslexic..

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Re: That's not an erection...THIS is an erection...

Monastery institutions of either sex were likely to be hotbeds of theoretically banned practices.

Sure you don't mean theologically banned practices - 'theory and practice' I get - but supposedly banned would be clearer.

a somewhat embroidered official survey during the reign or Henry VIII, would likely be quite embroidered, and likely to contain not so much theory or practice so much as any fantasy that serves the kings will - No being allowed to go off an hang yourself in the woods if you got this one wrong, chop chop!!

Probably the first 'weapons of mass destruction' report incident.

Going soft: Kaminario exits the hardware business

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Kamino?

I thought they just did cloning?

What do Cali, New York, Hawaii, Maine and 18 other US states have in common? Fighting the FCC on net neutrality

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Big John : "I keep reading how this NN thing is about "freedom,"

I keep hearing about this 'freedom' thing too. It's a crock, turns out people have rules about all sorts of things you are not allowed to do while seeking personal advancement.

Or doesn't any of that bother you, up in the mountains with your gun collection and your still?

Amount of pixels needed to make VR less crap may set your PC on fire

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Re: Obligatory Apple reference

Who is this Regina Display?

Sounds like a Victorian Strippers show name...

Drone crashes after operator failed to spot extra building site crane

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Not particularly autonomous then....

...and certainly not autonomous now.....*

Unless the drone was exercising it's desire to end it's own existence of course.

* Old Mr Don & Mr George joke.

IBM kills Global Technology and Global Business Services: It's all ‘IBM Services’ now

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or breed unaided.

Sadly not true for Marketing people...

As to this IBM rebranding effort - the most that can be said is this had been known to work for Pubs, but only until the Novelty has worn off, then they are back to fixing the actual problem or do another rebranding.

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I keep thinking this must mean something - it's disturbing...

blah blah, best-of-breed, blah blah, disintermediate?

My first thought was 'is this something to do with Crufts?' And disintermediate? Is that that medieval punishment where they remove your organs in small pieces in front of a large audience.

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Re: IBM “has the most skilled, [..] IT and business consulting professionals in the world.”

Sure, right up to the moment they lay them off, or disgust them enough that they leave on their own.

Of course, hence the reason for the buttering up.

IBM nonetheless told its people that “the most telling manifestation of IBM Services is how each of us show up, every day, bringing our professional expertise to clients.”

See, they've told they staff they are world class, just for not succumbing to the despair and not bothering to turn up in the morning.

Well, either that, or they are encouraging their employees to camp out on customers lawns in protest until they buy something....

Facebook, Twitter supremos ditch Disney as biz steps on their turf

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"Given our evolving business

Corporate 'Jabba the Hutts' like Disney don't evolve, they metastasize.

UK.gov denies data processing framework is 'sinister' – but admits ICO has concerns

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“I hope that by the end I will be able to convince noble Lords that this is not quite as sinister as has been made out,” Ashton said

But they admit it's sinister, they just disagree the level of sinister, presumably, it's perfectly acceptable to be sinister as long as it's the government.

It's quickly getting to the point that anarchy with no government would be more humane than the future the mentally challenged architects of the new age in the UK would have it, by intent or mismanagement.

Facebook settles landmark revenge porn case with UK teen for undisclosed sum

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Re: @AC:As she is 14 years old

Jay: After all, as you consider them to be adults, doncha now?

So the world is that binary too you?

Well done, you are a fully paid up member of the human race, welcome to the dullard species who can't formulate a social idea unless it's been done for more than a hundred years already.

No concept at all that people might be in different state 14 - 18 that might not fall into either adult or child?

Seriously, this planet......

Junk food meets junk money: KFC starts selling Bitcoin Bucket

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Sold Out?

It's just chicken, [mostly], not possible to sell out, not to even to the hipsters and the insane at those prices.

So it's Kentucky Fraud Chicken after all....

Damn, hungry now, and I've to shop first, probably end up buying those chicken stick pieces, 6 the size of cheetos in a bag for nearly £2.....

'Mummy, what's felching?' Tot gets smut served by Android app

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Re: santa

surprised and outraged that those evil bastards at Google provide you with an accurate answer

Same question put on TV at christmas by the BBC would almost certainly pander to the magic and mystery in a good family friendly manner, if raise more than a few suspicions by the obvious condescending manner the announcer/reader puts on, which will add to the suspicions of thousands of children because they are not stupid, just lacking in life experience.

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Re: It's just as well children don't remember the birth process...

I mean, there's some pretty gruesome and explicit stuff going on there in glorious, technicolour close up.

When I was a kid, I suspected there was a room in the hospitals with eyeballs sitting in egg carton like containers awaiting construction into people (no idea where this notion, and why it was only eyeballs)

If anybody has any idea, please let me know and I'll share the claim 50/50, clearly I got this horrific idea from something I was exposed to, and compensation is owing.

I can't have possibly pulled this from an already deranged imagination at age 7 or 8 (innocence is fluffy and harmless after all).

/cynic (in case anyone didn't spot it)

Teiwaz

At least it's better than Vuja-De... the feeling that you're about to experience something you have before.

I can recommend a good Dairy Psychiatrist.

Free pot of yogurt with preliminary consultation...

Teiwaz

Re: And still... old movie reference?

"how about a nice game of chess?"

It's tic-tac-toe that's the really safe bet.

Worry, if Global Thermonuclear War suddenly appears as a game option.

Infamous Silicon Valley 'sex party' exactly as exciting as it sounds

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All night 'slapping' sessions

What are you doing? Playing video games?

One of the best parties I ever been to everyone was sitting around playing Goldeneye for almost 14 hours straight.

Sex parties I've been to one or two too. It was all over within 10 to fifteen minutes.

Pure value for money timewise - the Goldeneye 'slappers only' session was more intense, everyone found that entertaining for a lot longer than the sexy parties stayed sexy before returning to the lesser sins of alcohol and spousal abuse.

Remember those holy tech wars we used to have? Heh, good times

Teiwaz

Re: What happened?

What happened was that "the good guys"

Nonsense. The 'good guys' won. But the adversaries had slipped in round the back and were sitting on the committees before we all knew it.

Take Microsoft (please, god), all those years calling Linux and OSS a cancer, then, all of a sudden, they turn up joining the Linux Foundation (or whatever) and running Linux in Windows 10 as a subsystem , no armistice, peace treaty or apology.

Reparations, you say - here, have Powershell....

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KDE?

KDE I've always liked, I'm not happy on any other FM but Dolphin. Could do with some of Konquerors features, like more than 1/2 and 1/2 split.

The only issue I have is the bloody QPE as I often like to use a simple Window Manager and not the whole Plasma desktop occasionally. Now I have to ensure some variables are set otherwise all the applications look like TWM, no theme, no icons.

Some things I like about Gnome, but mostly it's the little niggles that piss me off. Habit of pressing letters expecting to go to folder starting with letter really breaks workflow in Nautlilus as it kicks off a global search every damn time, switch that to local only, then the search button only does local too (and local isn't any use as it rearranges the viewport contents making you feel like you've been spun about seven times hold a broom and looking at the brush).

Self-driving cars still do not exist even if we think they do

Teiwaz

Re: parallel parking

or do it so poorly that it looks like they have abandoned their car...

Possibly mostly an aversion from actually being taught it. Town I learnt, all the local Instructors took their pupils to the same estate which was a perfect to place to practice, apart from the twitchy curtains of twitchy residents concern some hamfisted newbie driver was going to damage their pride and joy out front.

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Explicit language

Do the options include some erotic elvish (I could go for a well filled out to slightly chubby Galadriel about now).

This is an opportunity to have our needs met without actually speaking out loud whatsoever, and actually minimising the whole interacting with others as much as possible.

Soon enough we'll just have to go to a local nest of anonymous booths and plug ourselves in, even more more conveniently just fill out an online form at home and insert genitalia in the supplied VR harness and wait.

What do we want? Consensual fun times. How do we get it? Via an app with blockchain...

Teiwaz

Stop the planet

Seriously, I want to get off.

I'm utterly fed up of this amusement park design by lawyers and run by acountants.