* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Facebook suspends account of Cambridge Analytica whistleblower

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Facebook and the eaten homework

Blames dog, kicks dog.

Breaking up is hard to do: Airbus, new bae Google and clinging on to Microsoft's 'solutions'

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rely on, a vital macro or template or suchlike.

Or some dept is running a vital business function from some morbidly obese excel sheet....

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Sorry, Microsoft haters: Airbus isn't entirely dumping Office

Hardly an hallelujah moment since they are switch to Google...

Perhaps also apologise to Google haters...Why should they be left out?

Facebook confirms Cambridge Analytica harvested profile data

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Yes?

Could you not forsee any potential downsides to publishing everything about yourself online?

Apparently the answer to such questions for most people is "yes".

Reading that through, I feel the answer should be 'no'.

Q: "Could you not foresee"

A: "No (I couldn't)."

You are probably correct. This is just my impression.

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Re: Meh - CA is an advertising agency

@Voland's Right Hand

We have forgotten that. We have forgotten that there is no more powerful weapon, but the truth.

As a result people stopped believing anything the rulers told them. It was the total mistrust of everyone (regardless of their political views) which made the Eastern Block fold so easily.

Excellent points.

I wish I could upvote you more..

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Re: Curious

* People are often reported as leaving in a huff.

And if that's too soon, they leave in a minute and a huff.*

* Three Stooges by way of Wyrd Sisters

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Re: "actually using that to produce a strategy that worked"

and that, like advertising, knows very well how to take advantage of people's weak sides.

The main thing advertising has forgotten is that over saturation desensitises.

Over eager to have the client pay for more, or the client wanting more, they lay it on too thick, too often and the same campaign for too long. People tune it out.

As I don't watch TV any more, when I do pass an advert on the TV, I find myself caught by it, the 'callouses' I'd grown when viewing regularly have grown thin with lack of 'abrasion'.

If, however you are feeding a message people want to hear, or welcome, it's a different matter. They will seek it out. Identifying certain cliques and the leavers to manipulate them is hardly new, and doesn't need big data - people have been doing it for centuries to whip up mobs for their own advancement.

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Nobody wants another career politician for President."

Meh, it's not as if he's the first blow-in from another career...

He was just the wrong man, in the right place at the right time with the right 'up yours' attitude. People voted, ever hopeful, in the expectation that he would shake things up a good bit....

Most of the money spent on election is wasted, people vote on the personality. Trump has personality (even if it is mostly objectionable), Clinton never really shone.

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Once their preferences had been cataloged a Cambridge Analytica computer worked out what types of emotional and visual messages would sway their views

Seems to me, there's a huge gap between capturing data and analysing it and actually using that to produce a strategy that worked.

I think CA have been given too much credit or US citizens are just gullible and easily manipulated.

No one say Brexit.

Konichiw-aaaaargh! Amazon's Japanese HQ raided in antitrust probe

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Coat

Ko n ni chi ha - こんにちは

Most of us were thinking it anyway....

Amazon raided??? Konnichi-Ha!!

Sorry, mines the fur lined parka...

Whois? More like WHOWAS: Domain database on verge of collapse over EU privacy

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ICANN

Perhaps a name change to ICANT is in order...

It's not as if GDPR was one of those UK rushed through parliament by whipping MPs more thoroughly than their usual 45 minute 'private appointment' at a discrete establishment.

Techies building UK web smut age check tools: You'll get a spec next week

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Re: Dead Zombies pre Watershed Ads

meanwhile infants can look at generic gruesome horror zombie film ads on the YouTube homepage before searching for peperpig

infants? Are you sure you don't mean the french 'enfant'

Anyway, I can't tell the difference between a zombie and peppapig...both are fairly soulless looking,

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Re: unwarranted triumphalism

Every Society needs a release valve - if every society is three meals from anarchy, what'll it be if the small sexual light snack is denied or made difficult?

Might not be revolution or anarchy, but I think certain portions of the population might get meaner.

The late Sir Pterry mentions in 'Men at Arms' that humans are not naturally paid up members of the race - he suggests they need socialising to complete the subscription....

I suggest that for many, porn delivers some of that in lieu of how people today are either no longer close to others, or cannot meet their needs without imposing* on others.

* either aggressively or merely connecting.

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Re: FoI request

@unwarranted triumphalism

Any chance you could stay out of peoples' private business? Too much to ask?

Are you Damien Green by any chance?

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Re: @unwarranted triumphalism

Telling the truth is not a popularity contest. Doesn't help when you lot deliberately misquote me, but I guess it's just an occupational hazard.

If your believe you are telling the truth, you are deluded.

If your occupational therapy isn't helping....

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Re: A lot of you are *very* keen on protecting your access to smut

Bollocks.

Shocking, children might see that....

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Re: ID codes and hashes

Not that tired old canard again. Only wrongdoers need fear correct identification.

Not that tired old line again.

It's not the access to wanton excess people are concerned about, nor fear of the practical and legitimate uses of identification.

But the potential for scope creep these entail.

Once these sorts of measures have been introduced and become the norm, even for the welfare of a part of the population, it is much easier to add other activities to the list of requiring valid id, and the use for which it was presented.

Before you know it, you could be needing to present it for other activities the authorities think are unhealthy - alcohol purchases will be next, followed by salt or maybe even sugar - child obesity and all that - there could be kids hanging around corner stores in the future, interacting with strangers trying to get them to buy sweets for them, it's happened occasionally over alcohol after all.

For those mature supposedly mature enough to make our own decisions, it's a short stop for the government being able to identify your ID being used for risky behaviour to being harassed about taking therapy or having your usage declined....

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Re: Look on the bright side ...

Didn't they exempt themselves for 'research' or some other weak excuse

Aka the "Chris Langham Defense"

That guy from The Who offered the same reason I believe....

If that's correct, that's two - maybe it's true...

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Re: Paying for porn?

With the amount of free porn on the net I'm surprised that anyone still pays for it.

Free (beer-wise) Not for much longer, certainly not for citizens subjects of the United Puritanical.

Free (speech-wise) Restricted availability is the first step toward a creeping ban.

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Re: Look on the bright side ...

What on earth leads you to believe that these laws will apply to our lords and masters?

Didn't they exempt themselves for 'research' or some other weak excuse - or am I thinking of some other woefully ignorant, badly thought out piece of legislation.

FYI: There's a cop tool called GrayKey that force unlocks iPhones. Let's hope it doesn't fall into the wrong hands!

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Re: Woah! Some much tin foil, so many hats.....

Professionals? Really? Have you seen some of this lot? And I include myself in that...

Aha, so it's you who have been watching me....

...not very entertaining am I?

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Re: "The problem is that the police has access to it."

So, you don't trust police. Buy an AR-15 and hide in the woods. then. *

Well, if that's not a sure-fire way of getting their attention, I don't know what is.

* Might work in the US as long as the authorities think you are just a lone nut hermit and not some Cult, but try it in one the tame forest parks in the UK. You'd end up 'Brazilianed' even if it were a plastic AR-15.

Taxpayers chuck burnt-out Bongs* millions of pounds to 'decelerate'

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Re: Unbelievable

Only 12% will be social housing. The rest overpriced shoeboxes that nobody can afford anyway

Didn't somebody mention a housing crisis a while back........?

And here's me thinking the Goodies were being ridiculous in the 'The End'

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Re: Unbelievable

We don't want the wrong lizards in power.

Too late....we may vote politicians into positions of authority, but that's just deciding who gets to be degrees of magnitude manipulated like a cheap willing rent-boy by big-business.

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Re: Unbelievable

Hell no. The last people we want in politics are people like Bill Gates and whatsisname Zuckerberg..

Wut? Those two are flim-flam merchants from the school of make-it-up-as-go-along or buy-it-in-and-rebrand.

A proper Technocracy would have to include a rigorous peer-review....

The term was coined in 1919 after all, I don't think they considered todays '...on a computer' patent tea-baggers and advertising snake-oil salesmen.

Facebook and Google are Ad companies, and Microsfot is getting toward a digital U-Store.

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Re: Unbelievable

Unless, here is a thought. How about starting a political party?

Or maybe it's time for a Technocracy.

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Wut? He's real?

I thought Armstrong was a character from a Reeves and Mortimer sketch...

NHS Digital heads accused of being 'suppliers', not 'custodians' of UK patient data

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Re: the Digital arm of the UK's National Health Service

Or the various Health Boards in N.I.

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Us "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!"

They'll not debrief me, I went commando...

Fermi famously asked: 'Where is everybody?' Probably dead, says renewed Drake equation

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Re: Not useful

Why we think we'll be broadcasting *anything* 100 years from now is a mystery to me.

We aren't broadcasting *anything worthwhile* Now

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Re: Not useful

"That's a bad thing how exactly?"

If we all lived like the Amish, most Reg readers would be unemployed.

There'd be all those barns to be built...

Apparently a lot of IT people now work in data warehouses' (bit like a barn) or server farms - they'd fit right in...

YouTube plan to use Wikipedia against crackpots hits snag

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What was the intention here?

Refer any channel, video or even totally bizarre, grossly racist religious nutbar comment post on video to a relevant wikiipedia entry???

Excellent, cue vast increase in wikipedia entries on said conspiracy theories.

Why not set up their own 'Conspedia' with video to lead them all out of youtube 'Pied Piper of Hamelin' style?

18.04 beta is as good a time as any to see which Ubuntu flavour tickles your Budgie, MATE

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Re: Maybe...

TWM?

It was great in it's time, but I don't think you'd ever need to go back that far.

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"business case"?

head case!!

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We have Libreoffice and Thunderbird which are fundamentally very good, but are beginning to look a little dated.

Not used Libreoffice in quite a few releases then? Or is it just 'cause it doesn't have a ribbon? (at least yet).

I've always been a little doubtful of all the different UI centric spins myself, but I think it gives more freedom to the different spins to include what they feel is appropriate rather than each spin being merely a package selection on install, but yes I think it presents a confusing mass of choices to newbies.

As to the why of windowing systems...? I can't imagine using a system that expects me to stick to one barely configurable interface, it'd be like going to a restaurant and getting a uniform bowl of casserole with minimal condiments or a shoe store with only regulation office brogues for sale.

Ex-GCHQ boss: All the ways to go after Russia. Why pick cyberwar?

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Re: Perhaps offer to provide IT services?

Nice idea. When they go, can they take that nice Jeremy Corbyn and his Bolshevik sympathising mates?

What makes you think they'd fit in there any better?

It's not as if Russia has been a 'socialist paradise'* since ummmm........

* Just because a country calls itself socialist or even a democracy, doesn't mean it is, Kind of like corporate visions, job titles and election promises they are there to pull the wool over your eyes.

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Perhaps offer to provide IT services?

we could do destructive things in cyberspace because we have great capabilities

Having seen and experienced many UK gov IT projects, I feel I can safely agree with 'destructive things in cyberspace' - whether or not that is a 'great capability' or not I don't know.

Fun fact of the day: Voice recognition tech is naturally sexist

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Re: Quieter???

obviously never been on a bus with a dozen or so schoolgirls.

Why merely a bus? Amplification effects?

I'd have thought anywhere with a 'dozen or so schoolgirls' would be enough to cause lasting auditory and psychological harm*

* Often it's not just how loud they are talking, it's whether you can hear what they are saying...

OK, deep breath, relax... Let's have a sober look at these 'ere annoying AMD chip security flaws

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Re: Israeli security startup CTS-Labs

Not to mention that very few laptops today could even fit a 3.5" drive inside even if we wanted to.

Most laptops today could fit an SD card slot in, but often hard to to find one.

I've a mobo with several different methods of updating the BIOS (including dedicated USB socket), all seem over-complex and flawed.

Ended up going back to the old method, if with cut-down OS on a USB stick rather than an 8', 4.25 or 3.5' 'floppy'.

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Re: Closed black box firmware

but Intel's cheaper

Thanks for stopping by from your strange parallel universe...

Man who gave interviews about his crimes asks court to delete Google results

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Some Interesting Ideas there.

Should the reg ever decide to do a day of writing in the Noir style....

Elon Musk invents bus stop, waits for applause, internet LOLs

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Re: Stupid idea that needs to go where stupid goes.

breaking through into hidden caverns populated by mind-controlling aliens, and ancient races, but there's probably a fix for that.

We need to breed legions of mole-people to deal with the allans aliens and wacky ancient races. They could also build the tunnels...

After that? Well, they can be just another ethnic group for the mail to complain about 'getting glasses prescriptions'.

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Re: Or as they say in London...

have many tiny trains each carrying a few people who are all going to the same place

kind of sounds how the black taxies operate in 'Derry,,,

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

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Great news, I might get to see Battlefield Earth the series.

Mehh, anything to bury that awful movie...!!

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Gimp

Re: Adverts for holidays

'Fancy a short break? Book a Tom Cruise today - you'll be smiling!!'

UK digi minister Hancock suggests Facebook and pals give your kids a time-out

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Re: the saying is there to explain ...

merely served to imply that Hancock's good intentions were only going to result in a malign outcome.

With recent the recent gov bods we've been getting, we're lucky if the 'good intentions' are merely innocuous, rather than seemingly the product of some hidden player prompting various political 'Jar Jars' into making malign moves under the cloak of 'good intentions'

EU lawmakers seek coordinated hand-wringing over AI ethics

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Re: Another waste of Time and Money by the EU, to keep the 'Boys & Girls' occupied

The EU cannot decide anything in normal timescales.

This means that the 1st draft will be ratified in 5 years minimum.

Meanwhile the UK gov is likely to 'panic' and rush out something that is a) useless for purpose, b) vaguely worded it gets abused within six months, c) ruled illegal within seven months d) involve handing over billions in taxpayer money for a project that will either never get delivered or delivered broken.

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

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Joke

That's why sports bras were invented

There is prior art for sports bras, some older civilisations came up with the idea for tight wrappings for support - same with the old jock-strap.

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Re: Heh

"[...] is how long and how vigorously [...]"

A recent report suggested it should take as long as singing one verse of "God Save the Queen".

Wut?

It'll be cold day that I do anything vigorously for the length of 'God Save the Queen' (even one verse).

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Re: Obligatory inflamatory Brexit comment

Okay, I suppose we could open something similar in Hull, and employ the ex-trawlermen to fish the rubber balloons out of the swimming pools.

Hull?

Are you mad?..... the cold, wind and rain would strip the out layer of skin off you in minutes...

......Hmm, might work if it was a BDSM swingers place.