* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Southport: Come for a round of golf, stay for the flesh-eating STIs

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Re: Kielbasa Fest

"451: Unavailable due to legal reasons

Well, if you will follow a link to an amateur-hour U.S site

Android data slurping measured and monitored

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Re: Blessed are the poor

for they are rich in personal data.

It's fools gold, looks pretty, lots of data, but worth much less than a years take from 'fingernails-for-cash.com'.

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Re: 'The nature of some data may also surprise. App developers receive your age and gender'

The only way to successfully avoid that is to strip out Google services framework completely

Correction : The only way to successfully avoid that is not to have bought a phone with Googles Android on it in the first place.

Andoid devices have been a Trojan for Google to get inside your walls almost since they first came out.

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Re: RE: tiggity

2020 here. What's a gender?

We just have more of them than we did in 1920.

Tax the tech giants and ISPs until the bits squeak – Corbyn

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Re: Hmm

Absolutely - what actually IS social class?

Used to be easier to classify, now, I think it's only really indicative of alcohol consumption patterns, the more 'higher class' the more likely you are to have alcohol in the house you don't drink almost immediately.

That put's me middling to low, bottles are polished off in a day or two.

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Re: Libertarian?

WTF is a libertarian?

Sure you don't mean librarian?

Libertarian is not a single viewpoint, but includes a wide variety of perspectives. Libertarians can range from market anarchists to advocates of a limited welfare state, but they are all united by a belief in personal liberty, economic freedom, and a skepticism of government power.

- From https://theihs.org/who-we-are/what-is-libertarian/

I don't get it, sounds much the same as the usual 'limited government' 'not even from my cold dead hands' sentiments often spouted by those who through the 'libertarian' label around like it's like the same as 'has sex with dogs'.

Facebook pulls 'snoopy' Onavo VPN from Apple's App Store after falling foul of rules

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Criminal

It can hardly be called a VPN as in Virtual Private, unless they're using 'virtual' in the 'almost but not quite entirely unlike' way.

I'm agog as to why anyone with an ounce of sense would 'buy into' this.

It's like baby eating trolls setting up a nursery and babysitting service.

IBM slaps patent on coffee-delivering drones that can read your MIND

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

Patent says it could server important or famous people first, so it'd go to whoever is on stage :-(

Are you sure that isn't sever?

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Where did they come up with this nonsense?

Mining the frustrated and idle past scriblings of bored ex-IBM employees from the many dubiously rich seams of vacant desks?

It may be poor man's Photoshop, but GIMP casts a Long Shadow with latest update

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Re: once you put half a day or a day into it, it's actually easier

That really doesn't matter. You've lost most of the potential users in the first half day.

Anyone with that short an attention span was probably never going to use any piece of software to it's full extent, they'd be better off with MS Paint or something for small children to use with their grubby fingers leaving smudges over the screen.

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Re: Forget the geeky stuff, sort out the user experience.

I second the comment about the name.

The name of a piece of software should help a user, not just be an opportunity for the developers to express a joke

GNU Image Manipulation Program - GIMP

Yes, highly amusing.

You want how much?! Israel opts not to renew its Office 365 vows

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Re: Now *there's* an EU initiative ....

They might go that root, should the rumour of Trump looking to add tariffs on European IT*.

* There might not be much, but I'm not sure the same can't be said about between Trumps ears.

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I believe UK gov DO have common sense, they just choose not to deploy it.

Having a faith is very comforting, even if it's misguided.

Miss America 'scholarship program' adds Microsoft Azure developer to lineup

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Mr Universe Makeover too?

So when are we to expect a similar Mr Universe make-over?

Perhaps some link to traditionally female dominated professions for the big lads.

Hey, to concentrate on one sex over the other is sexist, right?

Et tu, Brute? Then fail, Caesars: When it's hotel staff, not the hackers, invading folks' privacy

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Re: Staff cost reductions maid

I would have thought skipping maids were more expensive than the non-skipping variety.

What about the cost benefit analysis on stripping maids, bet they're cheaper than the skipping ones (especially when booked from guys in flamboyant costumes).

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Re: Caesars have proven themselves incompetent

Spoiler alert - nobody gets hurt.

Until lots of people do, then there's a short period of angst, followed by a long period of paranoia after the NRA kicks the usual up a gear. Then business as usual until it happens again, few lessons, seemingly learnt.

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

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Tory conference with a hologram?

As far as an entertaining gig goes, I'd rather go see a Mika Hatsune concert (and that's not even generally a hologram).

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Disappointed by appointment of Politicians without a clue.

The entirety of British politics in the last hundred years must be a tremendous disappointment to you then.

Also puts hand up.

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

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Re: Oh, doughnuts!

Nope, them assholes are probably too big to stuff.

I think if we could crowdfund a couple of cargoships worth of black nobblers, they could probably be buried up to their pointy ears.

Nvidia shrugs off crypto-mining crash, touts live ray-tracing GPUs, etc

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Re: 'Could - while they’re Sleeping'

Most gamers I know, would forego sleep to game longer, if they could.

No point mining on Windows during short as possible Gamer sleep breaks, if you could, get Windows to do it's update thing while you sleep, not while you game (although I think, like most option on Windows, that's pretty much out of your hands now).

No point mining on Nvidia hardware on 'Linux, their prop driver sucks balls, and they've passively aggressively hampering the Nouveau project for years.

A good Ryzen chip handles Nvidia Iray fairly well, not maybe as fast as a Nvidia GPU, but if your scene overloads the GPU onboard available memory, you're going to drop back to CPU anyway.

Google responds to location-stalking outcry by… tweaking words on its BS support page

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Re: Google's full of it

a) Isn't that the best way to deflect criticism? Tweak a few words, tell the users that you (google/etc.) care about their wishes, and screw away?

b) Or just mount a HUGE campaign to say that all the critics are stooges of FAKE NEWS!

a) Why not, citizens have been letting governments get away with tweaking a few laws and carrying on after being caught in dodgy or even outright illegal activity for years.

b) Seems to be the general response of the current U.S President to criticism or people reporting his little gaffs.

What happens to your online accounts when you die?

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Re: My carefully curated online presence

Eva Braun secretly had Hitler's love-child without his knowledge and you ate its grandchild?

is how I read that - even more 'US' tabloid than the intended 'Sunday Sport' one.

Windows 10 Linux Distribution Overload? We have just the thing

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Re: I still think they're majoring in the minors. again.

Were they spending an EQUAL amount of effort on a Wine-like subsystem that RUNS ON LINUX....

Now that is bloody unlikely.

Gullible idiots (on other sites) keep trying to convince me MS is OSS friendly these days, someone even thought they were the highest annual contributor to the Linux kernel.

Why the hell would Microsoft want to help people run Windows programs without having to pay the MS licence or the dubious benefit of full-fat authentic Windows 10.

There is nothing Ms has released on any sort of borderline OSS licence that does not wholly benefit MS and no one else.

Google risks mega-fine in EU over location 'stalking'

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Re: CASH...CASH is the answer....

If you object to being tracked by Google, why the F would you buy an Android phone in the first place?

This is the primary issue, seems most people bitchin about Google tracking also went out and bought an android.

Talk about enablement.

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I notice that there are still a lot of sites including British ones that give the old ' by continuing blah blah you give your consent

And what are the Beeb up to, went through the options a couple of days ago, now last news item I read some of the twitter 'quotes' were blanked 'you have not opted in the third party cookies'. I don't give a damn about the twitterings, but why some still visible some not, seemed dodgy.

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Joke

Re: Google can only be fixed by being broken (up)

That would Go and Ogle

Whatsitname parent Alphabet broken up preferably, 'A', 'B', 'C', etc would go good, then they'd be so small they'd get stamped on hopefully.

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Useless data fetish

Google uses the highly personal profile to choose which ads to show to the users

I don't exactly have browser wrapped tinfoil, cling-film or a triple-thick black nobbler prophylactic, and the Ads I see are still wide of the mark by miles, parrot back ads for something I bought yesterday and the kind of thing you only buy once in a while or the bloody obvious (ads for a site I visited a minute ago for the rest of the day (just been there, I already know about it).

I often wonder why they bother. Can't they just tell their customers they 'know shit' to get a sale, send em' a flashy ad with promises, after all it works on the plebs with spot cream or anti-dandruff which doesn't (just ask 'Snowey' Slopes).

Microsoft's Chinese chatbot inspired by images to write poetry

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All very harmlesslyAcademic...

Until someone gnaws a leg off at a recital.

Google keeps tracking you even when you specifically tell it not to: Maps, Search won't take no for an answer

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Re: Stuff Like This Should Be Illegal

in the middle of cold war they *had* to tell the truth or the USSR would make fun of them.

Well, there's telling the truth and there's telling the truth.

Funnily enough, the USSR were mostly not that concerned about doing the same. Or maybe their truth was a truth design for their population, and not others.

Ad watchdog: Amazon 'misleading' over Prime next-day delivery ads

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I'm not a huge Amazon customer, but 'Next Day' is usually pretty quick for Amazon stuff - forget it with Vendor selling through Amazon of course, I've not had one that didn't take a week or more.

If 'Next Day Delivery' is not something they can guarantee, they should not be selling it with 'next day'. Call it something else.

Can we set ASA on 'Smart' devices, 'Self driving' and 'Artificial Intelligence' next - If sellers of useless tat get smacked down hard and often enough when misrepresenting their plastic chipped junk they might actually start behaving with some sense eventually.

US voting systems: Full of holes, loaded with pop music, and 'hacked' by an 11-year-old

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The problem isn't the voting machines it's the voters.

Dern' tootin'. Either side of the Atlantic.

Even if somehow, the Election manages not to get hacked, and several lorries of votes don't get switched or dumped somewhere, the 'grass roots' nut jobs will have arranged buses for the paranoid extremists, headcases, to vote and hang around afterwards intimidating, fired up by a dollar-eyed politico spewing cliched empty promises. The masses will as usual buy into the promises of some coiffed up borderline preacher type charismatic or pig headed business nut and insist for several years afterward any day now everythings going to be wonderful despite mounting evidence to the contrary.

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

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Joke

Re: House Martins.

Aren’t the Housemartins a band from the 80s?

Careful now, that'll eventually get corrupted by showbiz gossip to 'House Martins now now living in carports and eating insects'.

Space, the final Trump-tier: America to beam up $8bn for Space Force

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Re: Shhh! Keep it on the down-low

<whispers>They're finally building the B-Ark</whispers>

<mutters>I'm a little worried it's a Stark*</mutters>

* No, it's not a GoT reference, this was a televised book too though.

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Re: I'll go with the subhead

I prefer the 1978 "I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper" 1978 Sarah Brightman record featuring Hot Gossip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhqaPTruOM

I think it's been remixed, but still funky disco cool

Next up, Nightflight to Venus by Boney M

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Re: Defense contractors have broke out the....

I think it's pronounced champaggin

Shameful to think this Futurama Branigan reference actually went over everyones heads.

Ha'h an upvote

ZX Spectrum Vega+ blows a FUSE: It runs open-source emulator

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comes in a little SD card

When I saw my first CF Card, I was expecting that to roll along at some point.

We should be at the point where you can wander into a shop and buy a book/Music album/Movie on the same memory storage type.

But because the media publishers of all the above would rather sit in their trees collecting nuts until progress starts to pass them by then they panic.

Time to party like it's 2005! Palm is coming BAAAA-ACK

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They'll be PDS Now

Personal Data Syphon

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Runs Android

It'll just be another Android device, poorly skinned with obsequious nostalgia to hook the misty-eyed.

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Re: "future prosperity"

They should have gone for a Neo Geo on steroids. In fact, they should have just made it a Neo Geo clone. :)

That brings back dubious memories.

I bought a pocket color late in '99, it was pulled from Europe a few months later, the only games I managed to ever get for it were 'Street Fighter' clones.

It's a phone with a peel, but you'll have to wait a bit more for retro Nokia

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Took a look at Kaios Site

What put me right off the phone (apart from the Google services pushing on the apps page) was the 'partners' list.

The usual fat guys lining up at the banquet table, Google, Facebook, Twitter.

Assisting the connection of those in emerging markets, you can almost here the giggling glee of the fat diners, fingering their empty salve-collars with greasy fingers.

It's only banana shaped to assist insertion deep into virgin markets...

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Re: "and never twice the same power connector even between similar phone models"

i had three Nokias between '96 and 2004, all used the same power connector, ah the joy of being able to leave one at work, one at home and keep one for travel without thought or added expense.

Reckon you deserve a Wikipedia entry? Try getting this bot's notice

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It’s still difficult for computers to craft long and coherent sentences automatically to do this.

I've a cousin (non-IT) who keeps bugging me on this, he seems to think computers should be able to write articles for him so he can put together a wildly successful webpage and retire to play videogames.

Pretty sure he's the original underpants > ??? > profit, guy

Almost 1 in 3 Brits think they lack computer skills to do their jobs well

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Re: 1998 Discuss?

So I scaled down what I was going to show them and then got them to do the work i.e. some SSIS and basic SQL.

Don't know how lucky they are. In 1988 I had to kick up a fuss to get work placement in IT, I was fobbed off with data entry at a Coal Merchants for a week.

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Re: Just wait until all the old people die off

3 decades ago I was 30 years younger

3 decades ago I was 60 years younger - it's probably stress.

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Re: I think I lack computer skills to do my job well

Most problems have many possible solutions but not everyone is able or willing to implement them. Doubly so in computing.

It's usually not down to 'everyone able or willing' but to what solution including 'trendy new buzzword, like it's the second-coming and the only possible solution' which the management have their heart set on like kids having seen a toy advert before Xmas.

Facebook insists it has 'no plans' to exploit your personal banking info for ads – just as we have 'no plans' to trust it

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Dumb

Another bright idea from the people who want you to enter your interests so they can echo-chamber bombard you with crap on an almost similar but not quite topic until it becomes annoying.

The same with people - a couple of days being bombarded by the minutiae of their lives and they become annoying people you'd unfriend in an instant if it weren't for the pesky need to be sociable and not a recluse.

Now everyone you know gets to know your financial situation with helpful announcements every transaction like it's an amazon shopping purchase, and marks on your timeline noting brankruptcy....?

Every new idiot idea, I become more of a luddite.

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

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Re: I think I'll..

At least, when the dementia strikes, by the time the song ends you'll have forgotten how it started

The kids can keep their answering machine-message length ditties, clearly suited to the short-attention span types.

Bank on it: It's either legal to port-scan someone without consent or it's not, fumes researcher

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I am actually kind of impressed.

Too many companies don't think enough about security.

But I do agree, it should be legal or not, not legal for some corp, and not for everyone else (unless connected to some DOS shenanigans).

Without permission, and all site visitors - got a point about not being particularly effective after login though. I suppose notification could be in T&Cs, but who reads those, considering they are usually couched in legelese and either incomprehensible or make you want to reach for the bottle or 'cause your eyes to glass over.

Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push

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Re: "We’ve built Android 9 to learn from you—

"We’ve built Android 9 to learn fromspy on you—and work betterthink for you—the more you use it,"

Microsoft's cheapo Surface: Like a netbook you can't upgrade

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Re: Nothing wrong with a netbook

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It's the Acer Aspire One 722.

Maybe I'll take another look, it'd be handy to get away from windows on it.

The BCM4313 broadcom wireless card (on the Acer Aspire One 722) is compatible with the open source brcm80211 driver directly included in the standard kernel since at least 2012 - some obscure 'Linux distros make you jump through hoops to get non-standard firmware (i.e. prop blob support) onboard, but that chip should not have been a problem. I think it's the same one as on my D260 (N450 Atom) machine, and it's run Ubuntu since 2011 with only 1GB (upped to 2GB fairly painlessly).