* Posts by Teiwaz

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The antisocial network: 'Facebook has a black people problem,' claims staffer in exit salvo

Teiwaz

Facebook Reality Bubble

Amerige, a Facebook engineering manager of product usability, sent a memo protesting the company's "intolerant" liberal culture, shortly before he left the company.

Should have made me choke on my coffee, except I've heard this weird word reclassification before. Maybe it makes sense on the big side of the Atlantic, but here in the old country it sounds like an idiots contradiction in terms.

Granted "intolerant liberal culture" might well be a valid accusation for someone to throw, but only if they were considerably more left leaning than the American liberal standpoint - and honestly, I don't see much evidence that such a standpoint exists in the U.S. - at least from the outside looking in.

Teiwaz

Facebook could use more friends, he said. As a serial apologist, Facebook has managed to alienate not just black people, but teens, and politicians in the US and abroad.

Facebook also managed to alienate me (on account of it being annoying and creepy), yet my demographic was dis-included from that list.

I'm sorry, but If the platform is broken and doesn't work for you and the owners have no inclination to fix it, why continue to use it?

Facebook is not a Public Service or utility - the mentality that it is, and the willingness of the population to use as if it were has empowered its virus like growth. If it only targets the primary organs feeding it, then that's just it being efficient.

And that goes as well for people willing to use LinkedIn like a default business directory or merely harass people by playing top trumps to massage their own egos by acquiring as many contact cards as possible and spamming complete strangers to invite them - and that goes triple for Recruitment consultants spamming for invites seemingly merely to pad their advertising reach to impress business customers, leaving the hapless applicant with a plethora of seemingly useless idle recruitment drones clotting up their contact list.

GTA gamer cuffed, charged after PS4 live mic allegedly overheard him raping teen girl

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Statistics

Rehabilitation for sex offenders, unlikely, they have one of the highest percentages for recidivism across all the offender groups, that also includes countries/states that have rehabilitation programs for sex offenders

I'm not sure I trust statistics like that, especially given that curated example of a serial offender as the only unverified source reference.

Such an assumption takes for granted only people with the inability to process empathy are capable of committing a sexual offence (such people would be more likely to re-offend) such assumptions are dangerous. Anyone is capable of given a certain set of circumstances. That could be falling into their own worse impulses even just momentarily or those of an enclosed group that's normalised aberrant behaviour.

Microsoft readies the swatter as more bugs wriggle out of the Windows 10 woodwork

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Re: I can hardly believe another MS issue

"MS deprecated WMP some time ago, from their perspective they can hardly be blamed for not including it in any tests."

If they are shipping it, they should test it. If they don't want to test it, they shouldn't ship it.

If they are not testing it, and not maintaining it, why would you want to use it?

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Re: I can hardly believe another MS issue

"As a long time 'Linux user, I've refrained from commenting on the many recent Windows update bug articles."

Hasn't stopped ME from snarking all over it. In fact, having an outstanding alternative OS available, I can be a bit SMUG about it, too. Heh.

I don't use Windows if I can avoid it, long ago given up trying to convince those who still use it and moan about it that other options exist...

Basically I try to respect peoples lifestyle choices, even if they seem illogical or distasteful to me. I'd count the well over the border S&M Windows habit among those.

There's been far too many Microsoft carcrash OS articles lately though....I really can't summon up the energy to join in on the 'S' side while long time windows users once more kneel for flagellation at the hands of their corporate overlord.

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I can hardly believe another MS issue

As a long time 'Linux user, I've refrained from commenting on the many recent Windows update bug articles.

This time I'm honestly unsurprised. MS deprecated WMP some time ago, from their perspective they can hardly be blamed for not including it in any tests.

Angry Googlers demand bosses pull the wings off 'Dragonfly' censored Chinese search engine

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Re: What's up next?

Are they signing petitions soon to not collect any data from users and not monetarize it towards the evil ad-buyers?

I often think why bother (the monetize, not the collection) - I recently opted out of targeted ads, and haven't noticed the ads fed to me in the browser any less relevant whatsoever.

Ad-buyers aught to consider whether in fact Google are selling them dreams of relevant targeted advertising.

Not that it matters, they've got the online advertising channel 'sewn up' - but it seems to me it's nothing more than similar to getting your ad on the most watched TV channel back in TVs prime, and not much more than that.

Great Scott! Is nothing sacred? US movie-goers vote Back To The Future as most-wanted reboot

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Re: The reboot I want ...

... is Star Wars episodes 1-3, and 7-8.

Careful, Disney own it now. You might get what you wish for and it'll be filled with talking inanimate objects

- do you really want to see Luke Skywalker bantering with his lightsabre???

- Or hear Princess Leia singing a lonely duet with a piece of furniture while incarcerated in a cell on the Death Star?

Teiwaz

If you must you can do a He-Man reboot, the film was crap so you've got a good base to work from

Funnily, I grew up contemporaneous with He-Man, and didn't think the toys up to much and the cartoon lacking.

Teiwaz

Re: I hate reboots..

Wasn't The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo not so much a reboot, but an English language version?

Only due to the fact that English speaking audiences have (in the the majority) no appreciation for foreign language films.

Although I'm not sure if it's the language and merely dislike dubbed and baulk at being expected to read subtitles or it's the sometimes slight cultural differences that make them uncomfortable.

Teiwaz

Re: what about Galactica?

YES, Galactica, where that main 'hunky man' was replaced by a woman?? thoughts please...

To be fair 'Face man' was a really crap actor....

Even his best effort (the episode that wrote out his character Robinson Crusoe style) was only a fair to middling effort.

As to 'hunky' - people are weird - 'Starbuck' in male or female form could never be considered a reliable love interest, a self absorbed car crash personality in both cases.

Barnet Council reckons Capita's dropped the ball on outsourced services

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Not the "public sector". Politicians on a " neo-liberal" leaning.

Don't confuse people - here in the UK 'liberal' is an actually party which generally holds to the line that if you want quality public services you must be prepared to pay in higher tax in order to fund them sufficiently - which goes to explain why there aren't many majority councils nor elected governments as the other parties usually promise more for less tax

Teiwaz

Re: I'm shocked that someone has found Capita wanting. Shocked, I tells ya.

The Pope isn't Catholic

Going by the origin of the word 'catholic' meaning all-embracing, whole

from Latin catholicus, from Greek katholikos universal, from katholou in general, from kata- according to + holos whole

He hasn't really been catholic and neither has the Roman Church since the Reformation (further back if you count the Gnostic sects that the church brutally eradicated).

LG: Fsck everything, we're doing 16 lenses in smartphones (probably)

Teiwaz

How much 'better' does the camera on a phone have to get?

Really,

For most peoples drunk night out drunk shots of drunk friends and lopsided selfies, the quality improvement due to more sensors, post processing or merely megapixel count added has got to bottom out at some point.

In fact It's got to have bottomed out by now.

Facebook spooked after MPs seize documents for privacy breach probe

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Re: Its about time

There is a good reason that its key EU offices are in two of the biggest native English speaking countries.

Merely because they are English Speaking countries - maybe they were unaware a lot of European countries have lots of citizens also quite good at english as they actually encourage multilingualism in their education systems while it's mostly an afterthought in the UK.

With a rather large segment of the public hopelessly addicted to Facebook - blocking it might bring the government to it's knees long before Facebook noticed.

Teiwaz

Sergeant at Arms

The old historically preserved title really does preserve the real truth.

Whether you agree with the act or not or believe it justified or not,

They sent round the modern equivalent of an armed goon to take something.

China doesn't need to nick western tech when Google is giving it away

Teiwaz

Android King and God?

If Android had not been invested in and relied upon by Google as their base, something else would have been.

Another Linux based variant possibly - There was a niche for a not-apple variant in the market, and Android fitted.

The alternate/parallel world variant might not have the same welly Android has accumulated and it's share might be lesser and perhaps room for another platform (no bad thing).

As to Google 'giving away' western tech to China - that boat sailed long ago when electronics was first farmed out Asia - they first copied better than western produced goods then began to innovate better. Inevitable in the s/w side the same pattern would emerge eventually.

Although China have wanted to replace desktop platforms with something under their own control for some time, and have failed several times.

Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt

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Re: Plans within plans?

Could it be Maybot knows that parliament will vote the evil plan down and force a peoples vote?

What? Have you forgotten she fought tooth and nail to keep even Parliament out of any further say from just after taking top office after the referendum?

I think she believes she's another Thatcher. If Parliament reject it, she's most likely finished.

The UK is not the likes of Switzerland or Ireland, such plebiscites are few and far between in the Uk. Which goes a long way to explain how badly handled the last one was.

Groundhog Day comes early as Intel Display Drivers give Windows 10 the silent treatment

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Re: 24.20.100.6344

It must have involved at least one rubber chicken and man wearing armor...

Oh, I know that one, usually enacted to censure one who has got too silly though

HMRC: 30 months to prep Northern Ireland backstop systems, 24 for customs

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Which when you think about it is a nice way to hamstring Corbyn and his plans if he gets into government as most EU regulations won't allow what he wants to do.

Kind of like the current government which has had entire Acts deemed illegal by European agencies.

Oh, I wish it could be Black Friday every day-aayyy, when the wallets start jingling but it's still a week till we're paiii-iid

Teiwaz

TBH, "TV sets built in 2006" doesn't sound bad. You could probably find one with decent enough specs, but without any "intelligence" or connectivity.

Damn straight TVs unencumbered by 'Smart' sound positively wonderful.

Stayed in a Hotel recently where the TV kept jumping to some app from regular viewing due to some stray signal from the remote operated by the person in the next room.

Bordeaux-no! Wine guzzling at UK.gov events rises 20%

Teiwaz

Going by recent Gov sponsored Health advisories

Taxpayers money on alcohol?

Perhaps the Gov should be walking the walk on the old 'no amount is healthy' lines that have been spewed out of late at the secret behest of some group or other with an agenda.

The rest of us don't get to even have the occasional liquid lunch anymore, lest it be considered to hamper the productivity of the nation in some fashion.

1,700 lucky Brit kids to visit Apple Stores for 'Year of Engineering'

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Re: Huh?

So it's a bunch of children sitting in a room, learning stuff from an adult standing at the front with a big board. Another brilliant Apple innovation there. Whatever will we call this new concept?

If the 'big board' is a wall-sized iPad, they could call it the iPad Maxi, but that kind of sounds like a sanitary towel to my ears.

Retail stores as the venue - and at some point the store staff running the tutorial with limited preparation training for efficiency.

Did you hear? There's a critical security hole that lets web pages hijack computers. Of course it's Adobe Flash's fault

Teiwaz

There's still a lot that Adobe Flash can do which HTML 5 can't

I don't know why you got d/v for that - I keep coming across people using swf to share some artistic project or another because there is nothing else convenient and in fairly widespread use.

New era for Japan, familiar problems: Microsoft withdraws crash-tastic patches

Teiwaz

Re: People should stop using calendars...

@Spazurtle re UNIX time. ... that's great ..... until 2038.

Everything will stop working in 2038.

They'll be some replacement by then Systemd time or something....

Teiwaz

Re: People should stop using calendars...

There really are politicians out there that are already legislating to make everyday life easier for machines.

Wrong.

They are legislating to make it easier to identify people, Computers are just the tool to do that. It's making it easier for them to file, index, stamp etc. everyone so when they have to pull your file for investigation they are not misled by instead having someone elses file.

Well that's just spliffing: UK Amazon merchants peddling Mary Jane

Teiwaz

Re: re. if a member of the public has concerns, they should report the matter to the cops

RE: Point 4.

According to the BBC yesterday, Police are tired of dealing with Violent crimes, and are urging the public to step up 'if they feel they can'

- sounds like one of those carnival boxing challenges - Step right up, Step right up, go a round with 'mickey the knife' and win a night out with a police officer.

Joe Public wants NHS to spend its cash on cancer, mental health, not digital services

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using wearables to "drive healthy behaviours"

This must be the sort of brain-dead idea dreamt up by the B-Ark types on their occasional sweaty team jog around the ship.

It really is up there with fire fitted nasally and wheel design colour scheme concerns.

Britain may not be able to fend off a determined cyber-attack, MPs warn

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Re: Carp

>in days of old all that was necessary to maintain security was to lock the doors at night.

? I thought in the days of yore you had such things as moats, drawbridges and private armies - security wasn't for the masses

You are going back to far... commenter mentioned 'days of old' not 'days of yore' former had less need of full-on fortifications generally.

Windows 10 goes into the Light and Cortana MIA as Microsoft buys chatbot bods XOXCO

Teiwaz

Re: "Microsoft is infusing intelligence across all its products and services"

Never mind 'across', how about 'into'?

Particularly regarding testing of updates.

Never mind those, what about infusing some intelligence across/into (up, if you must) Microsoft itself....?

Might be a good idea to get updates right before roll-out several times in a row before adding even more flashy complexity.

If at first or second you don't succeed, you may be Microsoft: Hold off installing re-released Windows Oct Update

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Re: Schadenfreude

Linux is missing so many opportunities....

@Cavehomme_

Sound s like basically you think 'Linux should become a corporate product, just like MS.

All the issues you have mentioned (apart from the vast choice in desktops, distros etc) are down to Manufacturers of hardware not having provided drivers (or just shit BETA ones) for their hardware, be it GPUs, Network cards, Scanners.

They often refuse or are difficult or reticent to cooperate with projects like Nouveau, or SANE to help 'Linux software engineers write their own native drivers to run their hardware.

At this point they are actively participating in locking users into the Microsoft ecosystem by continuing with this short-sighted limited outlook.

Microsoft slips ads into Windows 10 Mail client – then U-turns so hard, it warps fabric of reality

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and the advertising would be tailored to their interests

If Google miss the target more than they hit (and they do on my gmail a/c despite only being used for shopping) what chance of a still mostly s/w company which at the momo can hardly deliver a working s/w update for their own software.

Where to implant my employee microchip? I have the ideal location

Teiwaz
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Re: Poor Reliability.. better idea

minor characters are wearing costumes with their photo ID apparently stitched into them,

Only for laundry recognition.

Moonbase laundry probably has difficulty getting stains out.

Who'd want to wear a space jumpsuit with someone elses skid marks on...?

Icon : 'cause I've probably by-passed my good-taste chip again.

Brexit: UK will be disconnected from EU databases after 2020

Teiwaz

Re: re: Scotland

It seems that an alternative to Brexit would have been England and Wales leaving the UK while Scotland and NI

@ Pseu Donyme

You forget just who is propping up the Tory minority government....

Teiwaz

Re: Just build a wall down the middle of the Channel

IIRC Some Scottish banks print their own bank notes - but they are not regarded as legal tender in England. A right pain if you get given some on a trip to Scotland - and then have them refused in a shop in England.

So do the N.I. banks. You get a few shops that'll recognise a Scottish note, try to hand over an Ulster Bank or Northern Bank note, you'll be lucky if the shop owner doesn't try to detain you while trying to dial the cops.

Teiwaz

Re: anonymous coward

it Seems that Teresa May is also a stealth remainer, who's willing to entertain fools as well.

We all know what Theresa May is, she's not a remainer and she's not really a brexiter either.

Possibly thought the best option after the tory party almost tore itself apart over the referendum.

Unfortunately, with her full steam ahead with her vision and her vision alone I get the impression what she's got her eye on is a Thatcher-like legacy with mistaken assumption that a 'ladies not for turning' type mentality will win through in the end.

Meanwhile the Brexit hardliners bray about how much a better deal they could get but it's clear their negotiating tactics will either dump us in a hard exit or they'll settle on something somewhat similar much as the DUP and Sinn Fein did in the Northern Ireland powersharing executive after they pulled down the two parties who negotiated the Good Friday agreement. A hard exit might be what they've wanted all along, to tow the UK well outside European waters for a bit of profitable Barratry.

Douglas Adams was right, ish... Super-Earth world clocked orbiting 'nearby' Barnard's Star

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@ 89724102172714182892114I7551670349743096734346773478647892349863592355648544921

Are you trying to accumulate the most down votes in the history of The Register?

Only 5 after an hour? Seems he failed that as he did his Adams trivia GCSE - everyone knows Adams writing was fueled/procastinated over by numerous baths. Really not sure if he was hydroelectrically powered/fusion powered or nuclear and needed the baths to cool down.

Oracle's JEDI mind-meld doesn't work on Uncle Sam's auditors: These are not the govt droids you are looking for

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Re: Am i missing something?

Craig Charles was my favorite Doctor.

Lately when someone mentions Doctor Who I hear the Captain from Blackadder the second (played by you-know-who) saying 'You have a womans Doctor, My Lord!!'

Not really pertinent, just thought I'd try to inflict it on someone else.

Alexa, cough up those always-on Echo audio recordings, says double-murder trial judge

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Re: What could be better....

... than government snoops (and corporations) having a recording device in everyone's home and office and pocket recording 24 hours a day? We're heading that way.... No cooperation from me though.

Me neither, but also mainly not all of us have disposable income enough for such mostly useless frivolities.

Teiwaz

Re: "captured audio of the killings, and subsequent removal of the bodies"

And if tit turns out that one second buffer is counting references to Amazon or certain products while it's waiting on the magic word to summon the demon???

It's November 2018, and Microsoft's super-secure Edge browser can be pwned eight different ways by a web page

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Re: if an open source project had MAJOR flaw rates like this

the idea that making the source available automatically guarantees quality

Well maybe not 'Guarantees', but you've a better chance of it being spotted and fixed than the oft proprietary path of ignore it until it becomes public knowledge then deny for a bit then finally throw in a fix that breaks some other stuff and Goto ignore.

Six critical systems, four months to Brexit – and no completed testing

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Re: Is the UK ready for Brexit in any way?

Even now, after all these months, nobody knows what will happen. There are so many irreconcilable differences, the chances of getting any sort of agreement is roughly zero.

We keep being told it's 95% done.....

Is that just the arrangement for the parking and sandwiches fillers for the lunchtime breaks during talks???

Probably.

Teiwaz

Re: Is the UK ready for Brexit in any way?

Y2K???

despite the doom and gloom of the popular press

You mean the sort of 'planes falling out of the sky' fear press and media often pushed (hey, doom sells papers (and religions)).

Most work I did on that was ensuring banks and the like weren't going to be calculating dates wrong due to stored 2 digit years and statements and invoices going to customers dates '1900'.

Embarrassing, but not usually Apocalypse stuff.

However, the extra 'apocalypse' panic was sure handy helping to convince management to fork out for some project time to ensure the embarrassing didn't happen.

Large scale Brexit unreadiness will be more chaotic for many, others will notice nothing, maybe.

Or maybe we'll wake up to the bureaucracy grinding to a halt on the jagged wheels of a broken system

YouTube supremo says vid-streaming-slash-piracy giant can't afford EU's copyright overhaul

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Re: So what?

Search, play, enjoy, move on

I'm no fan of MPAA, but that attitude emphasises the problem - you do not value work that has taken a great deal of time and money to create.

Oh, of course, we need to bow thrice at the altar and open vein to sign contract to potentially watch a month or twos worth of streaming content when all is wanted is the one.

A cellphone cat video is equal to a $500m blockbuster movie if you can't guarantee you connection is not going to stutter through four fifths of it or or force you to wait an extra thirty minutes while the little circle in the middle of the viewer spins around a still image.

Just a little heads up: Google is still trying to convince everyone that web apps don't suck

Teiwaz

Re: Web app? No thanks.

The advantage to a native app is the app can load even without a network.

If the native app is delivering internet content there's no advantage whatsoever.

And as an awful lot of applications merely exist to harvest user data and stream it back to HQ there's little incentive to build something that does run sans network connection.

The only reason native is usually chosen over webapp is market research tells them it'll be better recieved, and other positive metrics.

Teiwaz

Re: Web app? No thanks.

You would never download an application from a company onto your PC nowadays

I agree, a native application for things like ordering products is just a duplication of effort if you have a web based version, but aside from the 'have to have an app' internal pushes you have users perfectly willing to install any and all sorts of rubbish on their phones..

Native apps are fine for applications that need the efficiency and speed, but cause phone platform lock-in where user is locked out if their device can't run Android or IOS apps.

Brit boffins build 'quantum compass'... say goodbye to those old GPS gizmos, possibly

Teiwaz

Re: It's not a compass.

And then someone will have to interface it to Android and iOS. That's where things will really get tricky.

Oh, good, the app makers can use the 'because it's quantum' excuse as to why the app will only work when given every permission under the sun, including inside leg measurements in realtime.

That amazing Microsoft software quality, part 97: Windows Phone update kills Outlook, Calendar

Teiwaz

Re: Users are locked in and they can't go anywhere

I don't believe so. The consumer market can walk away

The user isn't really locked in by MS anymore, they are locked in by their own belief that there is no alternative but to put up with it.

Walls of their own making, 'cause aren't we all trapped by walls of our own making?

Teiwaz

Google blocked the Microsoft Youtube app because it deliberately did not follow Google's Terms of Service. Specifically, Microsoft blocked Google ads which is what pays for the service.

Note that this did not block user's access to Youtube, they could watch using the browser.

It was Microsoft being evil (again).

Nice feature though - The bloody ads are annoying and even signed in to youtube for all your youtube watching they still manage to fail to feed me advertising tailored to my interests

- What's the f****ing point of all that data collection and tracking me everywhere to then conclude i'm a thirty-something social-climbing young professional female woman interested in make-overs, fashionable perfumes and travel and not a sad single geek in his mid-forties who watches tech-channels, ghost tales and ancient aliens...?

This wasn't Evil - blocking Googles ads and replacing their own or ones where the ching ching went in their pockets instead would be Evil....

Teiwaz

Re: As long is customers put up with it...

You have obviously never heard of Watney's Red Barrel,

Can't blame MS for Watneys Red Barrel - although as a mostly fashionable fizzy so-so (some quite liked it, some hated it with a passion) driven by a good Marketing machine for a while, Windows is actually quire similar.