* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

US Supremes urged by pretty much everyone in software dev to probe Oracle's 'disastrous' Java API copyright win

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Google is Google, can they not just pay for it.

Or have android rewritten to not use Java (it's not as if it's an important unique language that IT can not do without).

Or did they just decide they had the better lawyers....?

If you gamble, you got to be prepared to lose......

.....or gamble again and sue your broker and anyone else you think might be able to convince a judge are at fault.

Who needs malware? IBM says most hackers just PowerShell through boxes now, leaving little in the way of footprints

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Re: It's a feature that we requested

and then some idiot decided "curl … | /bin/bash" was a brilliant way to install software.

Well, that's an idiots last resort to installing s/w on 'Linux. So it's idiots all the way down that trouserleg of time.

1) your distros repo

2) compile it youself (inc. Arch AUR and similar)

3) deb repos (for debian), PPAs and other options for getting out of repo or fresher packages on release based distros.

3) (most recent, and gain popularity on some distros) snaps, flatpacks or Appimages.

The last thing anyone should do is run curl commands or bash scripts copy/pasted or sourced from the internet without proofreading, especially if it needs root access.

Never mind how powerful PS is or is not, or how secure Windows is or isn't the first gatekeeper to a system is how wary the human who is controlling, operating or managing

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However, PS makes it very easy to do.

So is PS really that powerful a godlike language, or the universe it was design for (rhymes with bindows) horribly vulnerable or is it a mix of both?

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: Johnny Mathis

It always amuses me when "When A Child is Born" is played on the radio at Xmas:

Any xmas song, played any time of year, no.

The overplaying of xmas songs from mid-november up until just after xmas is maddening.

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Re: Are you black, white or yellow?

Then you're all disqualified!! IBM only hires Indian people these days.

I think you mean 'people in India'.

Race is not important, skills are largely unimportant, that they work cheap is, seemingly, vital.

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Re: On a similar topic ...

In the days when you could write in your own option, I would consistently enter "human" as my race.

Given the option, I'd have to write 'last' as that's were I usually came in races at school sports day.

Alternatively 'subscription expired' to acknowledge that myself, like many people was not a naturally paid up member of the human race.

as observed by Terry Pratchett in 'Men at Arms'

Watchdog asks UK.gov to reissue freedom of information guidance after councils are told to STFU about Brexit plans

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Just like they never expected to lose the referendum so had no contingency plans when they did, they have diddly squat plans for no deal because they don't believe it will/can happen

More like unbridled and unfounded optimism that it'll be a cinch to sort out.

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Re: "True but that doesnt account for the doom-mongers"

I am in the UK. And it is project fear unless your gonna tell me we have problems now with the volume of traffic

Don't we?

Isn't called congestion. And there's a charge for that in London (but then, spending a penny was over-inflated last I was there (but I remember in the early eighties it was 20p)).

I'm not so certain people are concerned traffic will fall so much that any tailbacks at the ports will stretch inland. When does traffic fall? When it's ostensibly parked in a queue.

Finally 1 minute to search a lorry????

Where is the impetus for pitstop tyre change efficiency (where's the impetus for any efficiency in Governemnt authority unless it's saving a penny today so it looks good).

You are leaving out the eager hard-boiled customs agents who dream of promotion on the back of nabbing some guy and being over-thorough in inspection and other human failings. They practically strip search UK citizens returning from a bus tour beer and fags to france and Belgium while in the Common Market. It'll be SS officer levels of interrogation when we leave (if it isn't already, I gave up the smokes years ago).

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Re: This is going to be embarrassing

Nonsense, the 'great and the good' have already gotten they villas abroad, from which they can quite capably manage business from, tax situation willing.

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Re: Why worry?

where the monsters from under their beds will come out and terrorise them.

Well, didn't that start (sort of) when Leave.EU were lining up the worlds biggest grinning idiots like the cast of a musical that turned out to be off-key and with bad lyrics but got Britains vote anyway from the hearing trumpet crowd for whom 'lies on the side of a bus' are big enough to read.

Azure Kinect: All-seeing 3D camera shenanigans for everyone ... except consumers

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Azure Kinect

They really are being too cautious with branding since the whole 'don't own the rights to use Metro so we're referring to it as Tifkam Modern' affair.

I rather think there's some interesting applications/experimenting potential for Kinect, I do hope they don't decide on Enterprise level prices.

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Re: Anglo sa Ghaeilge

P.S. Google Translate is rubbish at Irish.

So are most people...

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Re: pro-Buffy flame war.

Once more. With Feeeling.

Best episode ever :)

Hush

Much better acting (well, miming). Any idiot can write a musical, and seemingly most do.

WWW = Woeful, er, winternet wendering? CERN browser rebuilt after 30 years barely recognizes modern web

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Re: No https for you

Oddly enough, with ye olde formatting, the BBC site shows how we're being treated as simpletons with sentence-length paragraphs.

Oh, I noticed that even with the flashy reliance on vidclips which say in 30 odd seconds of video less than a one sentence paragraph.

BBC news reads more like 'John Cravens' Newsround - actually that, back in the day would watch like indepth current affairs analysis today, by comparison.

Here come the riled MPs (it's private, huh), Facebook's a digital 'gangster' ('disingen-u-ous'). Zuckerberg he is a failure (on sharing data)

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Re: The Hypocritic Oath

Quite.

Any judgements on fake news should start with the main wielders, the politicians and (what at least has been known since the early eighties as) spin.

Colouring bad news to lessen the worst aspects has a certain fair enough, but what was ankle deep has now reached the hocks, and they wallow contentedly in it, oinking incessantly as they ingest it and crap it out on the public.

Facebook is a monster of a gossip mill, I was going to say totally without ethics, but knowing how it started, a touch more negative than positive. However it's the everyday humdrum citizen who buys into it, even feeds the monster.

Those most up in arms about it, traditonal purveyors of news, and politicians with a claim to the last word of authority (albeit laughably sometimes) are those feeling most threatened, and that's never a good arbiter of necessary action.

If a stronger ethical regulatory body is needed anywhere, it's in politics.

Take your pick: Linux on Windows 10 hardware, or Windows 10 on Linux hardware

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Re: Year of the Linux desktop?

"I don't I miss how young I felt in 1995."

That depends on how young you were in 1995. It's a relative term.

Possibly, but from my experience '95 to now, if I were now age in 95, I think I'd still miss the energy and the lack of an increasingly crusted and jaded mindset from watching the world and politicians repeat obvious mistakes of the past and call it progress.

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Using five years before written...

1986?

Is someone still using Xfree86 then?

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Re: Year of the Linux desktop?

I miss 1995

I don't I miss how young I felt in 1995.

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: Goodbye Youtube?

The UK passed its first "prevention of terrorism" act in 1974, and yet somehow it's still legal to campaign and even protest against government policies.

Just don't try too close to the seat where it might inconvenience 'important people'

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Re: Goodbye Youtube?

No it doesn't. That's just vintage lefty doublethink.

Not quite. Authorities have proved quite recently (not that this hasn't always gone on in diiferent labels, from traitor to heretic to blasphemer) with the lazy application of the term terrorist to new crimes or old that, even if an activist would avoid tactics that threaten life directly, they'd still be labelled terrorist in an attempt to colour public opinion in the favour of authority.

Congrats, Satya Nadella. In just five years, you've turned Microsoft from Neutral Evil to, er, merely True Neutral

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Re: Not even close

really? the Microsoft that is shipping Linux binaries now and has contributed hundreds of patches to the kernel is the same as the one that was saying that GPL is cancer and the that Linux is a "fad"?

I think it's a Microsoft that have admitted they can't just ignore it, badmouth it, or bury it in lame twisted lies and fearmongering. The Penguins have wandered into the park Microsoft saw as theirs and crowded close to their picnic, is close to running all the kiosks and threaten to invade their wine-bar.

Microsoft have chosen to invite them in instead, and ensure as many uses of the penguin as possible also fill their coffers.

All the patches most likely do no more than serve Windows/Linux interoperability, and do so to the benefit of Windows and MS. That's not love, that's exploitation.

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

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Re: This Identity thing is the key

To be honest though, I feel this sentence could be considered as standard boilerplate to be appended to any and all articles about UK government/politicians.

Should be carved over the doors to Parliament.....

Going out...

...and going in, amended from 'actions' to 'words' because these numpties always seem to be interviewed on the TV and need reminding....

Brexit-ready BT sits back, watches profit rise in CEO's swansong quarter

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Re: "It is too early to estimate the size of any potential impact"

Anyone for buying parachute futures?

There's probably more profit in getting a monopoly on access to high bridges and buildings.

Apple: Trust us, we've patented parts of Swift, and thus chunks of other programming languages, for your own good

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Re: Hatsune Miku

Twenty - do you not remember Boney-M or Milli Vanilli??

Vocaloid is a good tool for a certain type of angsty teen with budding music talent they might not otherwise discover.

There's been quite a few that have gone on to real music careers (mostly Japanese though, Vocaloid never sounds quite the same in english).

Possibly what gets used more is MMD for music videos.

Data flows in a no-deal Brexit are a 'significant' concern – MPs

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We haven't had a responsible government for years

The current government has got to be a new low. If the May deal were were a little plastic square for one of those 'shape fits hole' tests, the examiner would have given the examinee a slap round the back of the head by now for repeatedly trying to fit the square through the triangle hole.

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Re: What's with it with you guys commenting????

You bring brexit into every forum!

Inevitable, it's settled into every pore in the country, clogging it up with the same greasy palmed ooze on the hands of most politicians and every cabinet hound.

As clogged as the roads up from the ports of the south will be within two months.

On the 'every cloud has a silver lining' front though, it'll make adventuresome wayward immigration by dinghy across more difficult, given the barricade of parked freight that'll be queued up round the coast waiting for processing by ledger, ink and quill 'cause certain systems aren't ready/broken/overbudget but'll be delivered anyday/awaiting sign-off.

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Re: Scaremongering

Until the end of the year means they have time to organize everything

By organise everything, you must mean sign hastily and badly put together trade agreements with every Lion and minnow on the planet as possible whose only advantage to the UK is another 1++ on the count of trade agreements.

We live in momentous times with huge political changes implemented on the whims of a badly put together survey, unfortunately we have political Lilliputians attempting to implement it.

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Re: Scaremongering

a grace period probably until the end of the year on border controls, so no empty market shelves for now

Well, that's a relief. We can worry about the empty shelves in time for christmas.

That's fine then, the government will already have plenty of armed troops on the streets by then, enforcing 'the will of the tory elite carpet baggers electorate'.

Florida man's deadliest catch forces police to evacuate Taco Bell

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Are we absolutely sure....

That it wasn't a Wow-Wow Sauce storage misadventure?

Whoops! Wrong link!

UK-EU infosec data sharing may not be KO'd by Brexit, reckons ENISA bod

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Re: Remember the vote!

Nope, I think the various interested parties will all line up behind the party when pushed, especially when besieged by a rival party, and the good of the nation can be shored up afterwards with some belt tightening and another IT project that is sure to wave the magic wand this time.

Hell, all the PM has to do at this point is mollify a small group of loonies from a marginal part of non-mainland U.K. that probably won't be part of the country in forty to sixty years....

The only thing that's going to fix things is more cross-party cabinets, then they can spend their time bickering and only dealing with vitally important matters and stop hassling the country with trivia like brexit and mandated age verification.

Better off moving the government to the Isle of Wight, or better still Azkaban, (it doesn't? can't we build one?).

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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I have to conclude...slow news day???

That this concern may well be empty fear-mongering.

We've had a .SA for some time, and there has never been a squeak of concern for it being co-opted due to the former existence of the Sturmabteilung

I have to admit, personally I think it's because it's so much harder a word to spell, never mind pronounce.

Colour us shocked: Google in €50m GDPR fine appeal bombshell

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Re: Can the fine be increased?

Could it dismantle the EU? They do say corporations have a lot of control these days, we know they do in America and America likes to change governments to their liking.

Good grief, don't know where to start on that one.

Let's just say, trying that will likely end with a couple hundred 'Gilet jaunes' bearing down on you, or Google.

'Nun' drops goat head on pavement outside Cheltenham 'Spoons

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Oh, no! Mr. Tumnus...!!!

No need to be fauning.

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Reminds me not to eat there.

'I don't like goats anything'

- The I.T Crowd

couldn't find a vidclip, sorry.

Want to spin up Ubuntu VMs from Windows 10's command line, eh? We'll need to see a Multipass

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Re: backward concept

Another way of running 'Linux on Windows......

It just seems to me to be another example as to how the world in general has everything ass-backwards.

OK, I don't use Windows an awful lot, but when I do, I seem to be put through at least a reboot or two before I can start, and one other during the course of the day, for one reason or another.

We all love bonking to pay, but if you bonk with a Windows Phone then Microsoft has bad news

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Re: Lost me at the headline

Some of us might love paying to bonk, though!

We all pay for that...... One way or another.

Dear humans, We thought it was time we looked through YOUR source code. We found a mystery ancestor. Signed, the computers

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Re: common knowledge innit?

Sumatran?

Kumquat Rat Monkey more like.

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Re: I'm not saying it Hobbits,...

... but it's Hobbits.

Personally, I think'ses it's ring-twisted river people.

....because they'ses precious.....

...and explains a lot about the human psyche.

...and male pattern baldness.

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Re: Many mysteries

I agree talking about humans in terms of race is stupid. We are all just walking bags of mostly water :)

Agree up to the 'walking' bit.

Not in my experience of mankind - not unless they can avoid it.

Ever feel like all your prayers go unheard? The Catholic Church has an app for that

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Re: Holding an (holy?) iPad...

Well if they don't have a Windows PC, and they don't have an emulator, then they have to follow the Pope's advice:

The pope encouraged Catholics to turn to Our Lady when facing difficult situations, and to echo her words, “They have no wine.”

But, Wine Is Not an Emulator.

I know for a fact, that the Church I was emotionally blackmailed into attending as a child used Ribena*.

And I know a Born again in Ulster who claimed to beleive all references to wine in the bible actually referred to fruit juice!!!

Looming EU copyright rules – tackling Google news article scraping, installing upload filters – under fire from all sides

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copyleft lunatics?

So these would be copyleft lunatics then? The wording from the article sounds to me like he means copyleft extremists, not that all copylefters are lunatics.

Generally, the gimme gimme gimme 'Peanut Gallery' types never produce anything themselves (hence no empathy with the situation beyond their own wants), so calling them 'Copyleftists' looney or otherwise is a stretch of the largest magnitude.

I used to be a dull John Doe. Thanks to Huawei, I'm now James Bond!

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while sitting on a beanbag in the middle of an art installation at Tate Modern

Surely the Tate's a bit of a potential 'poseurs palace' - I can think of no better place to run into someone looking to harvest an apple or two from the unwary.

Time to update the Winslow apple.

McKinsey’s blockchain warning irks crypto hipsters

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Re: Blockchain

I think the issue is, that while it'a a solution looking for a problem; it's a very convincing solution.

ergo, there must be a problem looking for it.

A desperate to be solved problem, a lucrative and very profitable problem.

It's not so much follow the money as chase it in this case.

Bloody Ferengi.....

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Blockchain

It's 2019, and it's still a solution looking for a problem???

Bipartisan Kumbaya: President Trump turns Obama's open govt data policy into law

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Re: Who gets the gold star?

Yes, it is indeed called the Johnson Space Center, not the

'cause apollo looked like someones johnson?

US Department of Defense to fling $1.76bn at Microsoft

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Re: Make America Great Again

This may be why no-one has voted on it yet. Whilst to me, a real English speaker the sarcasm is funny, I'm wary of up-voting it for fear of encouraging the Trumpites.

NB, Trump was once a bourgeois euphemism for Fart. Now it's literal.

And yet, not a one has suggested that the money could be used to build a wall instead?

CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz

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Metadata shortfall?

As you suggested, most people look at any given picture and merely skim the text, actually absorbing and processing none of it.

Given full and accurate details down to size and material composition is largely irrelevant if the wetware is just going to ignore it.

Amazon Mime: We train (badly) an AI love bot using divorce bombshell Bezos' alleged sexts to his new girlfriend

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I expect the experiment is lacking that human touch, and oh, insanely vast amounts of money as a social and romantic lubricant.

Just for EU, just for EU, just for EU: Forget about enforcing Right To Be Forgotten outside member states

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Re: EU being sensible again...

I can't recall the UK government ever managing to string this many words together on any mildly technical subject.

On the Contrary, The UK government have indeed managed to string an awful lot of words together on technical subjects.

...The just haven't yet managed to make any coherent sense, since they can't tell the trendy marketing bollocks from the actually important technical keywords.

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: Crazy

I think the universe can wait on fixing a telescope until we have PROPER BORDER SECURITY.

Are you saying those on the south side of the border can't use boats?

The UK has 20 miles of water isolating it (at least as much a hurdle as a wall) - yet there's still an illegal immigration problem.

Best option is to turn your country into a shithole no one could possibly want to live in - luckily, with Trump - your well on your way already.