* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

'Evolution of the PC ecosystem'? Microsoft's 'modern' OS reminds us of the Windows RT days

Teiwaz

Nice set of Goals to have

Chance of actually pulling any of them off, Zero. (minus fifty, since it's Microsoft).

Having your tech items seamlessly talk to each other has been an intent since DVD and TVs, possibly earlier.

Ends up just being a away for unbalanced individuals to send piccies of their junk to women on the train.

It's just a list of high-minded optimistic goals, just like Capita telling a Government agency it can fulfill that service agreement efficiently and with adequate resources for the price.

Ikea hopes to spare shoppers the one-way Helvete of its stores with ÅR app overhaul

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Coat

Inevitable Yakov Smirnoff (did I spell that rite? call 0800....)

but says nothing about all those leftover screws

In [Former] Soviet Russia, Screw You!!

Uncle Sam to blow millions on mind-control weapon tech that can be fitted without surgery

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The same sort of mess as when you suddenly think that you need to scratch your arse.

The Military will have to set up a laser that can scratch your arse from space just in case...

- early Family Guy joke

Jeff Bezos finally gets .Amazon after DNS overlord ICANN runs out of excuses to delay decision any further

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Joke

In the end though, ICANN is a North American centric organisation.

Amazon is an online shop that takes it's name from a river somewhere, probably in China, Brazil's in China, right?

UK's planned Espionage Act will crack down on Snowden-style Brit whistleblowers, suspected backdoored gear (cough, Huawei)

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Re: 1984 !

You are confusing a consensus leave movement with a single consciousness.

It's been following the normal pattern for Revolutions quite closely. Most revolutions are invariably followed by civil wars, where the victorious side in the first conflict splinter and turn on eachother while the losing side in the first conflict remains unified in their opposition to the revolution.

Leave was a unifying objective, but it's adherents all had differing notions of what that meant.

No plan, no strategy, just lies on the sides of buses.

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Re: Caveat Elector (*)

Mistreatment of citizens by individual nation states is exactly why we need a greater European body to hold them in check.

If you are unhappy with Europe being led by unelected bureaucrats, blame your applicable national government, who wanted a federal europe but also were unwilling to hand it over to their people in the form of the European Parliament.

The oozing sores of extremism are not symptoms of a rotten European Union but of the decomposition of the individual nation states within and out.

I always regarded Marketings job as to try to convince people in the general area to buy something they don't need, When a customer actually comes asking, it's Sales that actually tries to meet their need with what's in stock.

Problem is the voters don't know what they want, nor what's good merchandise and what's septic poison and will often buy something garish and on the cusp of going rotten or the same as last time unable to tell dull and tasteless from foul.

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allowing a future crackdown on Huawei

I'm sure it has the Chinese shaking in their boots.

Another step toward 'The Bed Sitting Room'

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

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Re: Google to host videos ...

Why go for a smartphone at all then? Save a bunch of cash and get a Nokia 105.

It's getting harder to do that and not being living in a cave as a hermit who gathers his food in the forest every morning.

Governments and other services have long since switched from the mindset that the smartphone is a convenience alternative to mainstream channels to viewing it as a excellent excuse to cut those other channels down to nothing and now the phone is the only channel.

Quit worrying about killer robots, they are coming whether you like it or not – and they absolutely will not stop

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Humanity continues to explore the universe by licking a finger and sticking it in every metaphorical electric socket.

...and if that doesn't result in anything much more than a light sting, the tongue goes in next (followed by any convenient genital).

If it does get stung bad at any point in this process, use another finger.

MI5 slapped on the wrist for 'serious' surveillance data breach

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So the secret Service is now more of a Public library.

This country continues to go to the dogs.

Buffer the Intel flayer: Chipzilla, Microsoft, Linux world, etc emit fixes for yet more data-leaking processor flaws

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Re: Well the lesson is simple

@Christian Berger: “Don't run foreign code on your CPU, abolish Javascript and AppStores. Always keep code and data separate. Code is something you only want to run from your trusted sources (e.g. Distribution) while Data can be exchanged freely.”

The trouble is that most/all current apps rely in someway on running someone elses code/scripts on your computer.

And 'exchanging' your data freely (whether you want it shared or not, seemingly).

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Re: Well the lesson is simple

while Data can be exchanged freely.

Data is often exchanged freely.

(well, I say exchanged, it usually means left on an unsecured AWS bucket).

Now I come to think of it, it sounds like one of those espionage package drop-offs. (sshhh, It is I, Le'Clair).

How much open source is too much when it's in Microsoft's clutches? Eclipse Foundation boss sounds note of alarm

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Re: Nothing new...

W2K than it does to the defaults.

i3wm - and it's not the predominant desktop styling that bothers me, it's their limitations in important areas and excesses of the irrelevant (from my perspective).

i3wm isn't perfect either, but it fits better than most and is less work that XMonad (or at least less likely to waste an entire day griped by the impulse to tweak).

Monocultures are bad, predominculture are OK, and GitHub was that - there were alternatives, but most were happy with the Hub.

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Re: It's the monocolture of open source that led to this

Open source had a monoculture flaw from its very beginning. In most areas, there is very little space but for One Anointed

OSS often have lots of similar projects getting spun up : Unity in response to Gnome, Mir in response to Wayland, Flatpacks, Snaps and Appimages, Systemd, Upstart etc.

That the 'Linux arena usually settles on one 'winner' and adopts it as a standard is often due to eventual pragmatism.

Unfortunately, it's usually the most money that fuels the winner, whether or not another contender is better, and MS have lots of that.

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Coffee/keyboard

Eclipsed

Rampant feature creep leading to a maze of twisty little settings all alike, terrible documentation, stuff that doesn't work without loads of messing about, other stuff that just doesn't work, and some versions of it are on life support.

....Sounds like a description of Windows....

Guess what shrinks when it gets cold and then you shake it around a little? The Moon. We're talking about the Moon

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Re: Fascinating stuff

Do you really believe that America managed to perpetrate such an elaborate hoax against the rest of the world, and keep it a secret to the present day?

Almost wish they were able.

Then there might be the possibility they were pulling another hoax, and they had in fact Not really voted a complete nincompoop to run their country....

UK Home Office: If we want Ofcom to break the law, that should be perfectly legal

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Re: I am the law!

I was under the impression that there was a certain amount of Catholic/Protestant disagreement which added to all of the above, was I misinformed?

There's a certain amount of war by proxy.

You'll often find Palestinian and Israeli flags flying in 'frontline' Housing Estates.

If Mongoose flags were erected, Snake would probably follow in the other area.

Talk about a ticket to ride... London rail passengers hear pr0n grunts over PA system

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Re: Golfs not popular round here

Strangling animals is an acceptable alternative hobby to 'the all time no. one' (apparently)

Summarised Proust is possibly more productive.

Soon, Age verification will be needed in order to hear the driver 'stoke the boiler'

P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2

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Re: Embrace....Extend...Extinguish....Except.....

It seems the target for this is individuals who have to use Linux to do their jobs, possibly working on cross-platform development but are stuck with employers who absolutely insist on Windows and nothing but Windows.

There must be some strategy intended to get more paying clients on Azure rather than just helping poor ignored employees who'd benefit from a 'Linux base to do things while forced to use Windows. There's little benefit in catering to this segment merely to make things easier as the corporate windows hegemony is not in jeopardy over it

Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian

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Re: Same for NI

or the incomprehensible Strabane one

That's a really old clip you know (1950's?), accents change. BBC were only broadcasting clipped 'Queens English' speakers and few even had a telly.

I grew up close to there, you'd only hear an accent as bad as that from some oule' feller who only came into town from his tiny farm up in the Sperrins once in a while.

Contact with the wider world outside softens all accents.

There is no generic N.I accent but all regional accents will share al lot of tonal commonalities, and some soup mixes will appeal to some ears while grate in others .

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Re: An eternal truth?

... humanity does have the unfortunate tendency to find intelligence unattractive.

Humm, and my N.I. accent does sod all to make up for that disadvantage....

(and I'm not even that intelligent).

US foreign minister Mike Pompeo to give UK a bollocking over Huawei 5G plans

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Re: 51st state

On the contrary dear boy, they have proven quite talented at talking out of their gravitas,

Nothing contrary about it. Their presumed 'gravitas' has absolutely nothing to do with their behaviour, and all to do with the respectful space left around them from the previous generations view of Royalty (greater distance, more respect). The current lot don't benefit from that.

It'll be death from media over-exposure within a decade of the old generations passing.

Either that or slipping into a lower key 'European' Royalty role. Which either they won't or won't be allowed to.

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Re: 51st state

in 20-30 years and a British king

I'm not even certain there'll be a kingdom in 20-30 years, the upcoming Royal generations no longer have the gravitas of the current monarchs generation.

May not be much of the U.K. left if the politicians are allowed to dither and fuck about while milking the benefits for MPs system for all it's worth.

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Make American Great Again

Spelling mistake, it should be 'Grate'*, (we all knew it) and here we have Pompeo over to nag over another unproven U.S. 'fact' and prove the point.

Get the tit out of the whitehouse and maybe the U.S. can be taken seriously again.

* Whether the U.S. 'grated' before or not is not the issue,it's mostly attempts by an utter twat to shape the world to his childish will (or else he'll throw another tantrum).

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

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Re: Too much damned javascript ...

All very cogent, but Xorg is seriously creaking trying to support modern desktops.

This is a very interesting project, shame it's not likely to receive more attention

http://durden.arcan-fe.com/

Google jumps the shark from search results to your camera: Nest Hub, Pixels, and more from ad giant's coder confab

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Re: Wrong

Given the amount of data harvesting on the motion of your life as you carry this thing about for four or so years, it could probably be cheaper.

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: It has to be said

the WINE team could never get a reliable Windows subsystem to run on Linux

Some Windows applications run rather reliably, others less so.

That Microsoft have had an easier time getting Linux running on Windows than the Wine team have had getting Windows programs to run on 'Linux is hardly a brain teaser.

Somewhat harder to implement a closed system than an open one.

I'll draw the model in the middle of the room, you draw the one behind the screen and we'll see whose is most accurate.

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Re: Year of Linux

What are you talking about? Without mass market uptake, serious developers (including game developers, from which others tend to follow the lead) won't release proper commercial software for Linux distros

The Mass market is increasingly not Windows though.

It's Android, and the Smartphone (currently, at least). Companies, unless their product is a niche application will aim for the largest market.

Games producers are still interested in providing the big screen epics currently, and for some time in the future I don't doubt, but it's not the biggest pond to fish in anymore, and we'll no doubt be seeing more attempts to fish those rich waters (whether at Poke-mon levels or not).

Course, this doesn't really help 'Linux much either. Application going subs based and increasingly built on browser tech does level the field some...

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Re: But why?

Yes, this is not about the Desktop beyond trying to reclaiming dev-cred and fear of losing mindshare in the face of blatant slurp (which they seem unwilling to give up).

It is, however trying to position the Windows platform as an accepted option for running 'Linux software on. Any submissions to the 'Linux kernel will be to edge it to better compatibility on their platform, and on the teat of Azure.

It's not so much commitment to 'Linux and OpenSource as it is commitment to leaping the coat tail before climbing on the back.

At this stage, the reigns are out and there's some effort at steering the ride slightly closer to their house.

America's anti-hacking laws are so loose, even Donald Trump Jr broke them. So, what do we do about it?

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Well, if lack of intelligence is a considered nn immunity to prosecution then being a psychopath should be too.

But of course, it's stupid and money and connection.

How the hell can anyone even pretend all are equal before the law, ever.

We don't have the rule of law, we have anarchy that favours the well resourced.

Thank you, your DNA data will help secure your… oh dear, we've lost that too

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Re: Alistair Dabbs

Hey - my post is very disliked, awesome, lol. Doesn't mean I'm wrong though.

It is Friday at the Reg forums though, any other day there'd probably also be half a dozen papers submitted to Nature proving* you're wrong by now...

* for a given value of 'proof' of course.

Last year, we joked that Amazon was a cloud giant with a gift shop. Looking at these AWS figures, we were right

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I ask her for the time and she tells me then says "have a nice day" FFS I only asked you for the time Alexa

Well, you did buy a corporate Parrot..

Possibly it's intentional. Next will be increasing less than subtle hints that if you make a suitably hefty order, Alexia will shut up for a bit.

After that, the service will be offered on 'subscription', miss a payment and Alexia starts talking, and the servers have been recording you all this time and know all embarrassing secrets.

Brit spy chief: We need trust or we won't have a 'licence to operate in cyberspace'

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Good thing for the GCHQ that he didn't read from the other internal memo, "We will work with ISPs to place internet-connected surveillance devices in every home".

Not required, Google are only too happy to collect everything in the room of one of their devices Facebook and the gullible public are only to happy to shell out for them in exchange for the ability to play music without pushing a button.

The peelable, foldable phone has become the great white whale of tech

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Re: Core Demographic

Their core demographic wants something newer, thinner, <insert something that looks good on a big screen presentation>, every couple of years

They're only targeting Marketing types now?

Can't see that as a a winner....unless Marketing types are taking over (much as it was thought lawyers would become the dominant species in the US a few years ago).

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Re: Good reasonable and balanced.

As you, I am not convinced that this will turn out to be a killer feature informing purchase decisions. We have gotten used to 50-70 inches if black slab hanging off the wall.

And black slabs only a little smaller in our back pockets it seems.

Perhaps if the manufacturers eager for refresh sales took a little more risk with their designs rather than trekking along the same wornout applesque design rut.

This foldable was only really a little different in that it was a slab that folded out to be a bigger slab.

FYI: Get ready for face scans on leaving the US because 1.2% of visitors overstayed their visas

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Re: Easy options

Ear shape MIGHT make a difference but most full frontal "face-on" recognition systems don't do anything with the ears afaik

If e's going for Vulcan, the eyebrows will also need some work.

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Re: Hmm

What would be the interest for border security to have this information before I departed, other than ability to prevent me from leaving ?

That's what I thought.

Unless they want to be able to present you with a little fruit basket topped with a card saying 'thanks for finally leaving, sod off and have a nice day'

High Court confirms the way UK banned GSM gateways was illegal

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Re: The Devil makes work for idle Civil Servants...

It almost feels like there are too many people involved in Government, and that they have nothing better to do with their time...

I'd guess it's a small group of very idle and overpaid 'troublemakers' near the top.

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Do terrorists still use GSM? Social media is their communications of choice nowadays I thought.

A lot of the incidents we've seen have been lone nuts or a group who were in close proximity, I often think the whole concern over terrorists and comms has either been a red herring or a dog chew certain parties can't let go of.

Who's using Mueller Report Day to bury bad news? If you guessed Facebook, you're right: Millions more passwords stored in plaintext

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Wait, did they really go back to a Press Release from March and Amend it?

I hope 'Winston Smith' had a big enough incinerator for that unnews

Let 15 July forever be known as P-Day: When UK's smut fans started being asked for their age

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Also, given how many tits and arses seem to inhabit the place, I wonder if Parliamentary websites will be age-gated ...

You mean they haven't blatantly excused themselves from the system, for , ehm, research purposes...?

Easter is approaching – and British pr0n watchers still don't know how long before age-gates come into force

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Re: Why?

I was suggesting that if we had really good sex education for adolescents, perhaps the porn industry might experience a degree of shrinkage.

Don't see why, a lot of STEM people love Sci-Fi, no matter how unrealistic....

There's a difference in knowing how things really work, and enjoying a fantasy.

(the people who like to complain and pick out the flaws will ennoy it too).

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Re: Once again, this is a government trumpeting its incompetence

The public wants 'strong parties' and least worst choices, they do not want consensus politics and minority parties.

The 'strong parties' seem to be fracturing into a series of 'worst choices', with not much sign of even consensus.

It turns out 'consensus' was something our MPs needed to learn how to do.

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Re: So kids can still watch people being blown to bits, murdered and tortured on various sites...

... not to mention simulated in games, but god forbid they should see some tits or arse! You ever get the feeling that some serious priority shifting is required amongst politicians?

Even without a government desperate for votes from lunatic fringe extremists or just that way inclined, can't have government teaching it's young citizens to be pacifists or the idea that love is better than war.

plus, think of the impact on the NHS for cases of blindness and hairy palms....

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Re: Once again, this is a government trumpeting its incompetence

Well, we've seen it with Brexit and now we're seeing it again; our politicians are basically not capable of the job for which they were elected, which is to serve the electorate which elected them

Since the public keep voting the same failures back in, term after term on the basis of the same broken promises, businessy suits and PR programmed gestures and speeches, it seems the electorate are basically not capable of looking after themselves either.

Which is a great catch all excuse for invasive government. "You voted us in every time you got the option, so clearly you need watching for your own good".

Great, now I've depressed myself...

Amazon boss snubs 'expensive', 'sub-optimal' relational databases. Here's looking at you, Larry

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Re: 'Would you like a black, always-on cylinder in your kitchen...'

For example a deep fried Mars bar (it's not healthy, doncha know?).

There was at least one occasion on STNG when Deana tried to order a desert that the computer warned her that what she was trying to order had no nutritional value....

'as to DRM, there seems little impetus among manufacturers to produce anything lately that doesn't also generate additional revenue via data collection, some form of wasteful and expensive cartridge based design and or subscription based usage. With current corporate trends towards unashamedly milking the customer, I would expect an attempt to milk the customer per usage, which would defeat the point of the device in the first place.

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Re: 'Would you like a black, always-on cylinder in your kitchen...'

I'd settle for a nutrient dispensor, I wouldn't care that all food out of it looked like the square dolly mixtures.

But no, we instead get black surveilence tubes - useless.

Come back when you can sell me something other than useless junk designed to increase your profits at my expense.

French internet cops issue terrorist takedown for… Grateful Dead recordings?

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Re: Seems the principal problem is not the legislation

It's not the French citizens, it is one of the French government's many arms.

National character/inclination/mindset has got to have something to do with it.

It's very convenient to wash the mass public clean of all responsibility, but the roots proceed into the population at large, even if it's just allowing their government and it's many arms to behave that way.

The British public are no less responsible for the Brexit shambles.

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Seems the principal problem is not the legislation

But the French.

I know some French people, I rather like french culture.

But WTF, get a grip, Madames et Monsieurs

Motion detectors: say hello, wave goodbye and… flushhhhhh

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Emotionally scarred by toilet

Never been to Turkey, but the French ones were bad enough during camping trips when I was a kid.

Not least no seat whatsoever just a couple of foot imprints round a hole in the floor, but the wading through ankle deep sewer water to get there a fair percentage of the time.

Oh, and Soft Cell used to freak me out as a kid too, thanks for that double bad vibe this morning...