* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

Guess who reserved their seat on the first Moon flight? My mum, that's who

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Re: Just FYI

Remember Fizzlesticks? - a candy popular in the 1970's?

A spanish candy company made them, and the spanish do do chocolate (or to be more accurate Doo-doo chocolate).

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Other Options than Pan Am

I'm sure there'll be plenty other Moon Flight options

We don't mean to poo-poo this, but... The Internet of S**t has literally arrived thanks to Pampers smart diapers

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Re: Shite Is this what Windows 10 was made for?

Well, Windows 8 did look like play blocks....

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Re: Why stop there?

Oh no, people's phone ringing in the next cube is bad enough already

It might provide a much needed boost/resurgence in the novelty ringtone market.

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Re: So the already exorbitant price of pampers go up...

The price is absorbent?

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Why stop there?

Bring out an adult version so phone obsessed phone zombies can be notified conveniently when they've shit themselves.

Elon Musk's new idea is to hook your noggin up to an AI – but is he just insane about the brain?

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Re: Surprised

I'd trust that more than a self-proclaimed "stable genius

Perhaps we should start psychiatric evaluations on potential genius businessmen - seems a sensible precaution to avoiding any future 'Hank Scorpios'

- of course of greater priority should be evaluating our politicians first.

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Re: Will this device do anything special to avoid infection?

More likely to be flashed by the first "pwn" advert you come across...

Great, so the UK Gov will demand that I acquire a licence to prove my age before I am allowed to have a wet dream???

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Re: The Future is... rolling round on the floor frothing at the mouth

You are not of the body!!

We need citizen devs, cries Microsoft – but pricey new licensing plans for PowerApps might put paid to that

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Re: We are just not going to have professional developers to build these applications.

This 'dBase idea' for the non-programmer has been tried before.

Until you've got something like the Computer on the Enterprise D (and citizens used to the idea of challenging themselves rather than tromping through the motions they were taught on their first day on the job) not really very likely without some structured logical training at least.

Boris Johnson's promise of full fibre in the UK by 2025 is pie in the sky

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Re: Obsessed with fibre

CountCadaver

Hermitage is still an option.

In fact I'd recommend it.

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Re: BroBo

I can't see the harm in letting American's try and run NHS services frankly, as so long as they are still responsible to the existing quality control measures that are in place (ie; the CQC etc)

Are you kidding?

They'll be wanting chlorination in the Operating Room!!

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Re: What is a BloJob promise worth?

the concept of how a country tied to the EU is more free than one that's independent

At leas the EU is not busy trying to weasel out of any recognised Human Rights agreements because they are inconvenient barriers to a police state.

Bulb smart meters in England wake up from comas miraculously speaking fluent Welsh

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Niche languages just need to disappear

I can maybe understand the downvotes to this sentiment.

Coming from N.I. the whole 'native language' issue was politically charged, but politicians are the last people to give a dying language a needed marketing boost.

Mostly as when they attempted to speak it the results were unpleasant*

* I'm not in any way even familiar with Irish, but even someone unfamiliar with either english or irish could tell after a few sentences, given the information that 'agus' means 'and' with it occurring far more often than is usual from someone at all coherent.

Amazon's bugging of homes has German boffins worried that Alexa may be an outlaw

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Re: Convenience v Surveillance

I guess all you folks use cash or barter

Might come to that, if and when my credit card starts listening to me and beaming it all back to the Bank (or Facebook/Amazon - for when the ultimate path of leaning toward convenience is reached, and Amazon is the only commerce, and Facebook can no longer be separated from civilisation*)

* It'll be sixteen years in the gulag** for ignoring a friend suggestion - the cattle will mix

** LinkedIn.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, where to go? Navigation satellite signals flip from degraded to full TITSUP* over span of four days

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Re: Huzzah!

A lot of the tech for Galileo (especially the crypto) was British anyway. If we want to build something, we certainly can. It's more a matter of whether we should bother on the basis that the money could be better spent elsewhere....

It's not the expertise, it's the implementation. No one would question British expertise ingenuity and engineering, it's British management that would mess it up.

Whatever happened to the Beagles on Mars anyway....

You can't say Go without Google – specifically, our little logo, Chocolate Factory insists

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Re: Go community is free to fork the project if they're unhappy with Google's involvement.

Please create a forked version called Come.

Go (community), Please youselves and not Google.

Facebook's Libra is a terrorist's best friend, thunders US Treasury: Crypto-coins dubbed 'national security risk'

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He didn't go far enough in my opinion.

Fell way short of declaring Facebook a terrorist organisation and shipping the FB executives off to Guantanamo for a waterboarding holiday.

Yes, I've been swotting up on court evidence in advance, says Autonomy founder Mike Lynch

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Re: Full disclosure?

due diligence means

I got the impression it meant 'going with what the group or company proposed and not arguing it was a bad idea'.

Proactive : Additionally also being (or giving the impression of being) really enthusiastically behind the idea.

Good luck deleting someone's private info from a trained neural network – it's likely to bork the whole thing

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The cops will be scrambling to get their biometrics on one of these post haste.

Then they'll be able to claim they can't delete anthing it as it would impact their systems.

Malicious code ousted from PureScript's npm installer – but who put it there in the first place?

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Re: There is no such thing as trustworthy code.

But you put your faith in the submit button nonetheless...

Submit?

The Human centipad button, more like.

i.e once there's crap in the system, we're all fed it.

I don't have to save my work, it's in The Cloud. But Microsoft really must fix this files issue

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For a company so good at backwards compatibility, Microsoft are surprisingly bad at consistency.

Not that good at backwards compatibility. As any person dealing with business vs IT on different Office versions over the years can attest.

No, not having managed to muck up Win32 API does not count as being good at backwards compatibility.

UK Home Secretary doubles down on cops' deeply flawed facial recognition trials

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Re: Slide into a surveillance state?

I'm afraid idiot parties are all that's available. I suppose we could each vote for a different idiot party.

Well, not voting for the major parties everytime.

I think if people are upset with party A but feel uncomfortable voting for Party B, they tend to vote for Party A, and hope things will work out.

Facebook: The future is private! So private, we designed some handy new fingercams for y'all!

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Fingercam?

Stop remaking classics!!

Fingermouse is definitive.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Re: "Ford bleeding Galaxy"

My mom had a Ford Prefect. Bugger took all the towels and then took off!

Is your name Ford Anglia by any chance?

How many heads do you have?

Oh, and how many mothers?

Oh good. This'll go well. Amazon's Alexa will offer NHS advice

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Shield? It was only ever a fig-leaf.

It was a thin tissue of lies.

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Re: what's in this deal for Amazon?

Amazon Brain Surgery?

New Brain from Currys

'It’s not a surveillance program'... US govt isn't going all Beijing on us with border face-recog, official tells Congress

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It’s well known that convolutional neural networks struggle most when trying to identify women and people of darker skin from their faces

Well, I'm sure some bod will be looking into the deep/nudes/fakes (whatever, it's early/late) data to improve the latter.

Micro Focus pats itself on the back over SUSE jettison as licensing revenue shrinks

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Micro Focus claims a heavy pound of flesh for a 60 year old compiler

What? They're still on COBOL 68 ???

No DeepNudes please, we're GitHub: Code repo deep-sixed as Discord bans netizens who sought out vile AI app

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It appears Discord has also banned users who sought out the app

Again, the system also punishes the very human impulse to curiosity.

Oh, of course, it's one of those features, many would like to see weeded out of the species, because whistle-blowers, and people poking at things others rather they didn't and finding flaws, and inconveniently thinking outside of the box.

Nope, I never had a discord a/c - I keep confusing it with Disqus (it's not Disqus, is it??)

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

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All the local chav areas round here have George Cross hanging from upstairs windows.

I sympathise. I'd be annoyed too, poor bastard.

Housing Executive estates in N.I. (can't call call them council estates, the Councils haven't been let anywhere near anything more important than bin collection and the arts in ages) aside from the partisan Union or tricolor (irish, although I'm sure i saw a french one a few times), also like to fly other partisan flags in support imagined like struggles - Palestine-Isreal, Basque-Spanish

Chinese government has got it 'spot on' when it comes to face-recog tech says, er, London's Met cops' top rep

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Re: Decisions, Decisions...

The State needs to perpetuate itself and will do the absolute minimum

The State wants to perpetuate itself. Necessary, to some extent, but it tends to become the primary goal to the detriment of any other concern.

A good example is a department or body to 'tackle' some 'issue' or 'problem' of concern to some interest group. Once it exists, this body will actively seek to ensure the problem continues to be a relevent issue, from seeking to expand the scope of it's purview, increasing the size of the problem or allying with extremist or fringe interest groups with similar concerns.

e.g you start off with a body to tackle underage drinking problems, but soon enough this body has expanded to adult drinking and allied itself with fringe anti-alcohol, temperance league nuts and spend more effort trying to get its budget increased and it's purview expanded.

Imagine an Upside Down world where a vastly inferior OS went on to dominate... Stranger Things have happened

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Re: Glitches

I'm not sure if that quote is real, if MS really did make DOS incompatible with 1 2 3 then people would have not upgraded or switched to PC-DOS or DR-DOS (or whatever DR-DOS was called before being called DR-DOS).

I think I was still messing about with BBC acorns at that time, but I do know Windows 3.11 wouldn't run on top of DR-DOS...

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Like a world where Linux beat *BSD...

Or the GNU Hurd actually got finished...

Brexit? HP Inc laughs in the face of Brexit! Hard or soft, PC maker claims it's 'no significant risk'

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"We do not believe Brexit will pose a significant risk to our business."

Presumably they're far more worried about the quality of their products and services then?

TL'DR, probably.

Same case of affairs that led to the Autonomy thing.

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Re: The tories (and labour[...]) are losing a lot of support and struggling with credibility.

The tectonic plates of popular support are changing, and the old guard haven't a fucking clue.

Not yet, Change UK aside (knew Change UK wasn't going to, merely from the name they gave it).

There's been a few grumblings and a weak spot has become a fault line over brexit, it's a small shift that's unlikely to cause to much problems with a few precautions and a softening by hardliners, but the political wildebeast are in full stampede, and the political extremes can smell the blood on the wind.

It's going to get much worse before it gets better.

Serious Fraud Office fines Serco £22.9m over electronic tagging scandal

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Re: It's that word again.

robust and reliable

Isn't that just code for 'it makes a good doorstop'

I'll bet Douglas would have jumped on that one to describe the Quark II by Wayforward Technologies.

Google's Fuchsia OS Flutters into view: We're just trying out some new concepts, claims exec

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Re: I don't know about this

It sounds like one of the primary design features is to make it easier for Google itself to update the device -- something that I don't trust Google to be doing.

Maybe, but many phone carriers or manufacturers can't be trusted to be bothered to update something you've already paid for a couple of months ago either, not when you might be encouraged to pay again.

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Re: Accurate Ads

The whole targeted ad thing is mostly questionable in it's efficacy anyway.

Oversaturation of advertising certainly is.

I stopped watching TV regualrly in 2012 or so, I find if I am exposed to adverts now, I notice them a hell of a lot more.

Don't get me started on the whole 'we know you bought A1, so we're going to shovel adverts for A1, A2 and A3 thru 1001 for the next couple of months in case you want a second almost identical product one, which may work for short life consumables but not Fridges, cars and sofa sets.

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Re: A new OS from Google

You must have missed the hordes of self-righteous

Not any more than I've failed to notice the hordes proclaiming 'that's it, I'm installing Mint' at every MS gaff, funnily enough, the revolution has failed to happen, probably another AAA title was released in the meantime.

Not many are really willing to swim against the tide as they claim, and it's increasingly like not having a smart phone is seriously hamstringing yourself in the modern world as governments and corps assume you are on the bandwagon, and attempt to herd you onto whatever app they are pedalling in place of an adequate and fit service.

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Re: A new OS from Google

If it's a good OS, it'll be used.

Given Googles current dominance, whether good or bad, if Google decided to push it, it'll be used.

I suspect that plenty of users on here whether overly suspicious of Google, rightfully suspicious of Google, ambivalent, fan or unapologetic hater with a permanent erect finger in their direction to prove it, most of you are united in smart phone ownership

$30/month email upstart Superhuman brought low with a blast of privacy Kryptonite

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Re: Same as it ever was...

Scott who?

ReactOS 'a ripoff of the Windows Research Kernel', claims Microsoft kernel engineer

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Re: It's an opinion.

the whole point of WINE is the old 32bit programs that have never been updated and don't run on Win10 64 bit anyway.

So you think Windows 10 is not worth avoiding if you can manage it?

That's probably the best positive testimonial Microsoft is going to get all year.

I don't think the 'Linux market for ancient 32bit apps is that huge, any company that trapped in the 32bit era is probably still running XP anyway (big shout out to the NHS and Greggs CNC mill).

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Even Wine can be an absolute pain in the butt for the simplest of things.

Can be, but is usually a pain for non-simple things, mainly games..

I've been running Daz Studio, on Wine for a couple of years, there's more than a couple of caveats, and issues, but minimal and getting less every release (and certainly less caveats and issues actually having Windows installed to run it would be).

I do agree with the concern about ReactOS, I also think it has very little chance of 'getting there' - the goal (the Windows platform) will almost certainly moved on (possibly off a cliff, a hole, or into a museum) by the time ReactOS gets reliably workably close. A lot of devs will have gain a lot of experience working on it, so nothing is a total waste.

As to a Windows-like DE on top of 'Linux - that's been tried a number of times (I still remember Lindows) - it'd never be seamless though, the Unix way of doing things will catch on windows addicts like a hangnail.

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

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Re: Am I the only one who...

I was thinking of trying it on the gleeful threesome, Boris, Nigel and Jacob.

They are already a bunch of tits.

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Re: countermeasures

Alternatively, embed the christian produced version which dresses everyone into the core of a number of browsers image processing.

Every image on the internet now gets rendered in christian evangelist friendly suit and tie - help, help the internet has gone mormon...

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Re: This might be a good thing

solution' does nothing for anyone over the age of 5.

Maybe, but perhaps it's not too late for the under 5's to be saved.

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Re: This is only the start

Red light on headset signifies disrobing processing underway.

To be fair, it's been advanced as a reliable method to reduce stagefright and performance nerves for decades at least (although maybe not if addressing Parliament - it might exacerbate fear in this case).

Might be argued to be a form of therapy.

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Re: Sex is an act but not a performance.

You're doing it wrong. Hey, a tragedy can still be a performance!

How can you be sure you are doing it wrong?

Or even right...

The most instruction we ever got was rumour and unnuendo followed up by blind fumbling about until we found something that kind of worked*.

TV exposure was always choreographed, porn scripted, the birds and the bees not an instructive guide and state education wise we generally had something almost little better than the Goodies Gender Education.

* personally, I've always had attempts that more closely resembled the clown troupe at a freak show circus...only a couple of nights, no repeat performance, no encore and basic accommodations.

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Re: This is only the start

I've often thought technology can be used to prevent harm by giving people legal outlets for their desires, even if the act would be illegal with a real person.

It somewhat has been, but since it has also been used to cause harm, and generates the fear that it might be in ways yet unimagined some groups want to ban it's use as an outlet (or any outlet) and pretend bottling up is not harmful and anyone who transgresses is an evil pervert that should be shunned.

The permissive society does not permit.