* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

No ghosts but the Holy one as vicar exorcises spooky tour from UK's most haunted village

Teiwaz

here in Scotland it also coincides with the older festival of Beltane,

Sorry, neither Easter nor Midwinter coincides with Beltane, which is halfway between Spring Equinox and Midsummer (and usually calendarily celebrated in or around 1st May*).

But, yes, Beltane is a Fire Festival, fire doesn't necessarily mean winter, the Japanese prefer their fireworks for summer, not later autumn for example.

* Do the conservatives still want to abolish Mayday for it's acquired socialist associations and replace it with something tacky, empty and artificial like Trafalger Day???

Microsoft, GitHub staff tell Satya Nadella: It's time to ice ICE, baby. Rip up those tech contracts

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Re: Optional

"government department in a decent democratic country should be a safe customer "

That seems a little niave,

Poster did specify 'decent democratic country' perhaps it isn't.

One might postulate that, Ideally, a countries institutions, bodies and departments should operate on the basic moral consensus of the people, not using tactics and methods that the majority would find distasteful.

But this is just weasel words.

A countries Institutions and bodies and Departments Should operate on the basic moral consensus, otherwise it is no longer serving the people.

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Every single one of those snowflakes was 100% OK with this while Obama was doing it

It wasn't a sensitive issue during the previous administration..

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Re: RE: I can think of only one reason...

God forbid a politician, manager, board member of anyone as you seen it in "authority" actually caring or doing the right thing.

According to some sources, perhaps just observed it to be less likely.

something about passing through the eye of a needle.

Remember the FBI's promise it wasn’t abusing the NSA’s data on US peeps? Well, guess what…

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Re: the gang

Really? I would have thought that a good knowledge of the subject, enthusiasm for it, the ability to engage with and inspire students, and to communicate concepts and principles would be more relevant.

You've been watching Dead Poets Society again, haven't you?

That type of teacher are rare anyway, even those with just a spark have that crushed out of them after a few years.

Also, teachers that over engage with students might be viewed with suspicion by onlookers as to being the 'P' word.

Twitter: No, really, we're very sorry we sold your security info for a boatload of cash

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Re: Meteor, smoking crater, Twitter HQ.

Sit back, relax and enjoy it,

It's very therapeutic.

...Breath in and out evenly and regularly, allow the site of the salvo of ICBMs streaking majestically toward their targets to calm you.

As the missiles hit, allow the annihilation to banish your stresses and purify your spirit.

Lean back in your comfortable meditation chair and allow yourself a maniacal laugh.

GNU means GNU's Not U: Stallman insists he's still Chief GNUisance while 18 maintainers want him out as leader

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Joke

All RMS needs to do is identify as a female for a while and this'll all be forgotten.

That's actually not a bad ploy marketing tactic.

The beard won't be a problem - even a Dr will find himself in hot water by drawing attention to a beard.

He should have gone 'gay' in the 90's, and might have gotten away with 'butch lesbian' in the later 70's (wouldn't even have required much of a wardrobe change.

Android dev complains of 'Orwellian' treatment as account banned after 6 years on Play store

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Re: Your app has been replaced by Google Assistant

They're not really assisting in this case.

It's more hindering.

Remember the millions of fake net neutrality comments? They weren't as kosher as the FCC made out

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Re: Are you sure about that?

Communism or socialism are the ultimate left-wing

That's assuming that the left/right wing thing is a sort straight line or bar.

Might as well say the earth is flat.

Left and right are on a curve and meet at the far end, a safe, liberal, permissive society is a very narrow strip in the ring.

A one party communist state only differs from a one party nationalist state in the rhetoric of the propaganda.

Linky revisited: How the evil French smart meter escaped Hell to taunt me

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Re: Would you prefer the slightly Star Wars Empire style of Italian smart meters?

Cult of the Gonk Droid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZSxGes5WT8

If you really can't let go of Windows 7, Microsoft will keep things secure for another three years

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Re: Features? Bah!

(It really helps to be able to send the X-rays direct to the consultant, for example.)

Extraneous features like I'd have thought would cause problems. Sooner or later, X-Ray machines running Android, with Alexa hindering more than assisting and listening in when not butting in.

Why can't the consultant pop by on his way to the Golf course, like they used to?

UK ads watchdog bans Burger King Twitter jibe for condoning chucking milkshakes at politicians

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I'm disappointed to see no mention of throwing pies

Quite right, and, given the rich British music hall, The Goodies, Tiswas and Crackerjack (Crackerjack???) traditions, they should be proud to take it in the face.

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Re: Turnip surprise

politicians everywhere are getting a bit sensitive and what to be treated like royals of old.

They should be thankful it's not headsmen lopping off rather than something creamy lobbed at, the way some are pushing populist support rhetoric - with the country already deeply divided over an issue - it's is deeply foolish or even intentionally so to exacerbate the problem with incendiary speech.

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Re: "The paper didn’t mention any potential malicious applications of the technology"

Otherwise, best keep them out of spaces that are already minefields of piss-poor human interaction.

There's one possible beneficial use case - Youtube.

As a 'minefield of piss-poor human interaction', it's got a bigger problem than Somalia (that's regarding 'minefields', not piss-poor.... Ok, that as well probably). Letting a few thousand loose on the Youtube comments might actually dilute the god-botherers, racists and plain 'ole ignorant and ill-informed pontificating some.

Certainly couldn't make the Youtube comments sections any worse.

An unbearable itch to migrate your OS to the cloud? You might have a case of Windows VD

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'Nedella' doesn't like the colour.

You could tell 'im to stick it up 'is nose, but there'd only be a short business case to investigate whether Windows* would benefit to being fitted nasally.

* Yes, Windows, not the customer.

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Re: The first salvo for monthly O/S subscriptions

So Windows 8s true crime was being too shit, too soon.

This was maybe the plan all along, have a crap ui and charge users who need to do something useful.

Wonder if you need to also pay for the host desktop in order to access your virtual desktop?

If so congrats, MS on working out how to get paid twice per seat (thrice, if you include Office).

Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly

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Re: The English language includes support for lists

When I were a kid, used to be able to occasionally get the novel 'Barry McGuigan Nettle Flavour' in crisps.

Really not sure how they knew what oule' Barry tasted like combined stingy plant leaf. It was hard to get a comparison taste test.

Dropbox Paper: Handy for collaborating... oh and harvesting email addresses, too

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Soon to be...

Dropped Box.

Good news: Microsoft is doubling your OneDrive storage for more than double your money

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Re: Just Tell Me...

With MS's investment in Linux as of late, I'm not sure that will work.

Currently, Ms are 'only investing Linux' to try to ensue it runs smoothly ontop of a Windows platform and under the 'security' of a Windows licence.

HMRC slaps Getronics with winding-up petition: It'll be sorted out today, blurts tech services firm

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And I bet that bog roll was much nicer to use than the repurposed sandpaper we had to use at primary school Jeez, that was rough stuff!

I didn't mind slightly rough as much as the 'grease proof paper' I dreaded encountering in public lavvys up until the mid eighties - maybe it took Andrex to fully encapsulate the idea that more absorbant was better than less - but I fail to grasp the logic that concluded shiny and all but waterproof was a good material for toilet paper.

Didn't so much as clean it off as spread it around more.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.

Parliament writes laws as accurately as it can,

Which Parliament does that? It's not the one in Westminster.

Recent Bills have been full of vagueness with the expectation they (or more accurately someone will) work out how to do it (if it's even possible) at a later date. Provided of course, that bits of it aren't subsequently struck down by some higher court at some later date.

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Re: Regardless of which side of the fence you are on.

Perhaps compulsory civics classes in school, which our American chums enjoy

Doesn't appear to have helped their population much RE: Learned decision making.

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Re: Damning...

Gathering it together, identifying and cleaning up the loopholes would be a worthwhile exercise.

Probably not a good idea, it would only end up starkly revealing what a tangled mess with little foundation beyond belief that it was consistent, sane or even fit for purpose.

It usually appears to me to resemble a badly written play.

Teiwaz

But given that parliament derives from the soveriegntity of the people, isn't the 400 MPS servants of the people, elected to undertake the will of the people doing so, given those against represent greater numbers than those for.

To let a mere 200 MPs decide is certainly not democratic, it's minority rule.

What is soveriegn-tity anyway? Sounds like a potentially treasonous reference to 'er majesty

Teiwaz

Re: Ignorantia juris non excusat

And the so-called "people" who foisted disco on the planet.

someone might say the same about Punk, Pop or Captain Sensible (god, I hated that song).

It's not disco I have issue with but the flares and tanktops I see myself dressed in in my faded photo album.

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

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I run it on a (2011 era) Netbook

There really is not other sane option.

BSD is reliable, but often doesn't have the same hardware support 'Linux does.

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Re: That was a serious breath of fresh nerdiness

Or you could just use Windows which fixed most of this a couple of decades ago.

Yes, Windows were so concerned about the need to encrypt your files, they devised a system which allowed any passing webside script to do it for you.

As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one

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Re: Franco was a Fascist. Period.

Anyway, to everyone today, I know you've been steeped in anti-communism, anti-trades unions and what have you from the cradle

Too true - The amount whatabouterist fearmongering concerning Labour of late and comparisons made of the EU and Germany by some, and the promises made to the public lately have just lacked stylized depictions of happy 'Volk' or joyous hard-working peasants in fields to look like early 20th Century propaganda.

I'd say we're ten years off the running war of politically charged gangs, but they'd probably all be stabbed in the back by drugdealing youfs eventually if they tried that right now.

Don't take Uxbridge, but TfL's given Uber a mini-licence for London

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They are allowed to operate within the boundaries of the M25, which as we all know is cursed and, by the machinations of the demon Crowley, a massive inscription of the sigil Odegra which translates as "Hail the Great Beast, Destroyer of worlds!"

Oh, this is a reference to another American TV show....

Thought for a minute is was a better read reference to Aleister Crowley and Thelema...or even something of Poe and Cthulhu. I was impressed for a moment.

Teiwaz

"...make regulator Morden happy"

What, the agent of the Shadows? It'll end in fire...

In a secret meeting at TFL, in payment for favours, a curvy line was drawn, bisecting a map of London into 2/3s....

Are you a Nim-by? C-ish language, gentler than Go, friendlier than Rust, reaches version 1.0

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Re: Unpopular opinion

maybe it is, but I actually really like the indentation in python. It forces you to structure your code in a readable manner.

This is a positive when you semi-routinely come across code with funky indentation, usually because people just didn't care when they went in to make a bug fix or whatever..

It's just plain annoying though, when a program falls over just over the matter of a couple of lines out by or in by one space.

Seems to me, the difference between advocating a tidy desk and firing anyone who leaves a pencil across the top of the function key line.

After complaints over leaked Voice Assistant recordings, Google says: We hear you

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Nice people just don't

"Recently we've heard concerns about our process in which language experts can listen to and transcribe audio data from the Google Assistant to help improve speech technology for different languages. It's clear that we fell short of our high standards in making it easy for you to understand how your data is used, and we apologize."

....Just goes to prove you never hear anything nice about yourself when you eavesdrop...

Several months after the fact, CafePress finally acknowledges huge data theft to its customers

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Re: Here's a product idea for them.

Here's a product idea for them.

I visited this site to shop securely, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

I suggest an addendum to that, perhaps for the back

"..but three other people attempted to buy expensive shoes on my credit card"

German ministry hellbent on taking back control of 'digital sovereignty', cutting dependency on Microsoft

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"I wish them luck but we all know the inevitable backhanders and brown envelopes will stop this in it's tracks."

It seems to have done so at city level but maybe not at national govt. level. Microsoft can't open regional offices all over Germany.

I suppose at the very least it might panic MS into giving better rates for a new contract.

Open-source companies gather to gripe: Cloud giants sell our code as a service – and we get the square root of nothing

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Re: In a normal universe

'Volunteer' and 'high quality' often do not get along. Why a very skilled developer should work for free, while others makes millions or billions from his or her work?

When 'Volunteer' is mentioned, there's the tendancy to think of a person or persons working from home/garage/parents basement.

The issue here is software companies releasing their product as Open source and failing to profit from that.

It was only a few years ago there was a plethora of articles encouraging more permissive licences and criticising the GPL.

I believe in Free Software, but I also believe if software is being used to turn a profit, there should be a cost to that. If you're dancing to the organ grinder for pleasure, great, if you are dancing and handing a hat, round some share should go to the grinder, or you are a naughty thieving monkey.

Google engineering boss sues web giant over sex discrim: I was paid less than men, snubbed for promotion

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Re: We Don't Like Anybody Very Much

From the complaints, Google seems to be discriminating against all of their employees.

...Or just letting supervisors do it for them.

Too old, too female, too political...(and I've not really been paying attention).

Almost a full house. It's a wonder anyone would want to work there.

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Coat

Re: I watched a documentary about that Chocolate Factory the other night...

Because the Chocolate Craving is a predominantly female thing? With anecdotal evidence suggesting that "predominantly" goes up to 95% for the gender bracket once a month...

Makes sense to ensure your flavours match the preferences of that particular half of the population....

They should be making more use of all that chocolate delight...think the ladies would sign up for Cadburys phone sex line.

mines the dirty mac with the suspicious erm, chocolate stains.

UK taxman wins tribunal case against BBC presenters

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Re: Another way of looking at it

Maybe you like the "security" of employment, but should accept that others may get paid more for doing more?

Most probably, but I certainly can't gel that sentiment with TV presenters...

UK launches online VAT inquiry following fears of Brexit fraudster surge

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Re: You need to remember...

if the EU wasn't so annoyingly good at making me pay my taxes

In fact, it's so good at it that France, the UK, Germany etc. are all considering national laws so that Amazon, Google etc. pay the taxes that the EU lets them avoid.

Poster said 'People', not megacorps - who seem to manage to minimise tax payment on their massive profits.

Scott McNealy gets touchy feely with Trump: Sun cofounder hosts hush-hush reelection fundraiser for President

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Had to go back and take a look.

Indeed, chuckles were had!

Look at that face!! News to me, I didn't know Trump was in Police Academy.

First they came for 'face' and I did not speak out because I... have no face? Then they came for 'book'

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To late for FCUK

And certain Dutch Aircraft companies were decades ahead of everyone.

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Re: Trademark for what?

Fortunately, in this case the "goods and services" to which Facebook want their "book" mark to be applied extends to 1885 words, and appears to cover any and all software and hardware. You may now resume your incredulity.

Ah, that's OK then, they only want 'book' in combination with 1885 other words, nothing to be alarmed over!!!

1885!!!???

I take it they know there's a 'net', 'note' and 'audio' already

OT : As regards books, This is a joke, right?

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Re: Facebook cretins.

Also reincarnation exists because quantum, is that supposed to constitute an argument?

Ah, you must be one of those people who needs Cue cards to be told when to laugh (or not, maybe it wasn't funny, but didn't merit a scientific breakdown on why cryonics is flawed - we all mostly have a STEM bg here).

Don't overthink it. i wasn't seriously proposing cryonics (or reincarnation with karmic weighing) any more than previous poster was expecting Satan to do anything (he's probably a Facebook shareholder anyways).

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Re: Facebook cretins.

Kill them all and let Satan sort it out

And what if there's reincarnation? (presumably not pitchforks up jaxxies for all eternity, but maybe also, because quantum).

Bastards will be back in no time, and we'll not know who they are until they've perpetrated some new annoying nonsense (thumbing their noses at karma as they've done ethics, morality, law, EULAs and accountancy this time round).

Put them in cryonics, not to be thawed until the heat death of the universe - they can try their new shit on the twilight people.

Pushing Verify in Brexit plans more about saving troubled project

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Re: So...

...who will walk away with £30 million in the bank, a knighthood for a failed project behind them?

...Find out on Tonights "The Price is So Wrong"

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Re: @Doctor Syntax

Nor that the last 3 years were wasted by remain politicians

Delusional

The Last 3 years were pissed up against the wall by the various Pro-Brexit factions fighting over varied 'red lines'.

From May who's no more remain than Boris is (RE: recent Cameron accusations of current PM picking position for career reasons), there was taking the same deal repeatedly to Brussels with a few wording changes and trying to pass it off as new (and it seems Boris thinks this will work this time because it'll be his cheeky boyish grin selling it). To the ERG group enjoying a little leverage and pounding the backbences and the DUP holding the government over a barrel for much the same reason of suddenly they're relevant.

It's become a more typical pro brexit excuse - failure to deliver means they must be a remainer rather than just piss-poor at negotiation blind to presenting an agreement again and again that the other side is not willing to accept.

All the time bleeting over a referendum that was (badly organised) so many years ago now and barely crapped by a 50/50 split as if it was a popular vote in favour.

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WTF?

Re: Call me a cynic but....

Not that you would see that with our EU membership and the transformation of our government under the EU.

I think you'll find 'Heil Majestys Home Office' needs no help from the EU or anyone* (and would certainly be able to get on with the task of creating a Police State without constant interference from the ECHR).

* Although probably peering over Chinas shoulder during exams.

World's oldest human was a 122-year-old French smoker after all

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Coat

Re: "When you Google the Russian researchers, you find nothing"

"When you Google the Russian researchers, you find nothing"

At least that can be easily debunked as false, fake news.

When I googled 'the Russian researchers', I certainly didn't get anything helpful (Creepypasta sleep experiment was in the first five). Although, apparently, the Russian dude maybe shouldn't be talking to foriegners...

Malwarebytes back to square one as appeals court rules blocking rival antivirus maker isn't on

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Blocked isn't the same as Flagging.

Which is exactly what flagging an application as a Potentially Unwanted Program does. So Malwarebytes is doing EXACTLY what you want them to do.

Well, if that is the case, then maybe the rivals case against them is unwarranted.

However, the article doesn't specify that's it's just a once only 'flagging' of a suspicious program staying resident. The article just says 'Blocked' like Malwarebytes software is refusing to share the system with this competitor program above and beyond user interaction.

Teiwaz

How do you determine that the user deliberately installed it?

Ask?*

Don't watchdog type programs fire up a dialog querying anything running it's not sure about?

I find it hard to contemplate a hugely expensive legal battle merely for s/w being queried then whitelisted when the user oks it. Sounds like another round of quietly ignoring any instructions contrary to what we want to do or reseting on update for the same reason.

* ignoring for a moment the potential oblivious ignorance of the user on the matter.