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Video games make you NASTY AND VIOLENT

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Sounds a lot like those...

Supermarket self service checkout machines.

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Is Google really mulling building a US cellphone network? Allegedly, yes

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Trollface

Perhaps ...

they'll make it free, supported by ads

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Vodafone to spend £100m on 150 new Brit phone shops

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Good news

For all those recently graduated phoneshopologists

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Want to see at night? Here comes the infrared CONTACT LENS

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Handy...

As my local gov turn off the street lights after midnight.

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Ugh! This DUNKABLE wearable tech is REPELLENT

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Waterproof kindle?

Last stand of the paper back ?

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Barclays warns freelance techies of DOUBLE DIGIT rate cut

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Well they (probably) wont be going to RBS

no comment

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Top UK e-commerce sites fail to protect 'password' password-havers from selves

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FAIL

StrawBadgersElephanttrunxStiltskinPotatoes

Damm, I just gave away my internet banking password

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Microsoft's JavaScript challenger nears 1.0, wins Visual Studio love

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Re: @ Anonymous Bullard (was: Developer's introduction)

Luxury!! We had to chisel our code into stone, that was when computers ran at 0.5 Megaliths.

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Fandroids get their very own PERVY SMUT browser

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If it were developed in Russia

Would it be called Jerkov ?

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You’re NOT fired: The story of Amstrad’s amazing CPC 464

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Amstrad Towers

is now a Premier Inn, so you to can kip in the "boardroom"

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Three-yaarrgh! Major UK mobile network's data goes down

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Re: I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Brianetta post op?

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it got me, but it's back now

aaa

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Hubble 'scope snaps 600-LIGHT-YEAR-wide pic of star-spawning nebula

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Now thats what I call a ...

a power cloud!

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Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

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What my shed got to do with it?

With DVRs it'll most likely be viewed another time.

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OMG, like, TOTES AMAZEBALLS: Facebook made me fall into SHARK INFESTED SEAS

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At least she appologised

If it was a 'merkin they'd probably sue because the pier wasn't long enough.

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Microsoft's EAT-your-OWN-YOUNG management system AXED

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HR are idiots.

Who knew?

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Which Who to view? Pick one from two: Doctor Who twin trailers hit the interwebs

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Here we go again

How many times can you save the universe?

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World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

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If HP make the cartridges

it'll be cheaper to just buy the thing.

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FREEZE, GLASSHOLE! California cops bust Google Glass driver

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Dam these cars for

distracting drivers from using their tech

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Boffins build BEELLION-YEAR storage medium

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start encoding those

Dr Who episodes

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Former Microsoftie in AUTOMATIC BEER MAKER funding plea

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Combine it with a teasmaid

Perfect wake up accompaniment

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A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

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Just wait...

for the self drive update

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Redmond expands fanboi trade-in program to include iPhones

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Crap exchange rate

I'd expect 5 times that rate in MS$

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Thorium and inefficient solar power? That's good enough for me

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Re: Slightly fruity comparison

Indeed, the universe is a radioactive place, where's the off switch?

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Shopping list for Tesco: Eggs, milk, bread, tablets (the £60 7in Android kind)

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Should be free*

*to customers who spend a couple of £ks on groceries in a year.

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E-book him! Entire Judge Dredd back catalogue gets iDevice treatment

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drokking awsome

I can take the law into my own hands!

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It'd be a crime not to

take a peek

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Tell me why I don't like Moon days: Bob Geldof heads into SPAAACE

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In space

no one can hear Bob Geldof

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BAN THIS SICK FILCH: Which? demands end to £1.50-per-min 'help' lines

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I've used WeQ4u, with varying sucess

(yes the dragon's den, 1% bloke)

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Wrist SLAP: Samsung Galaxy Gear smartwatch hands-on

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Is it water proof?

Not much fitness use if not.

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Cameron demands Brits BOYCOTT angry-troll-infested websites

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Re: Just Say No...

but, but , (as the saying goes) most accidents happen at home

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Google lifts skirts, reveals Play All Access to UK market

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Re: UK vs Euro pricing

Dam tootin', they should charge £7.234623746328746328746

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Fitbit Flex wristband: What to wear out when wearing yourself out

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I don't get it, if you don't want to buy one then don't, if you do, then do.

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'The Apprentice' is a load of old codswallop, says biz prof

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The whole format is redundant, when's Dragon's den back on?

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German engineers demo ROBOT APE

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Does it do...

The Balmer?

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Google staffing boss: Our old hiring procedures were 'worthless'

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Great answers to that most stupid of questions...

What's your biggest weakness....

Kryptonite!

or

Honesty.

Interviewer: I don't consider that a weakness.

I don't give a fcuk what you think.

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Speech-to-text drives motorists to distraction

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Stop

Humans are easily distracted? Who knew. Bring on the self driving car.

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Boffins fire up old dish to send interstellar SMS

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Can you lend us £$€100,000,000,000,000,000,000.10 - Please

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Cisco and iRobot build videoconferencing robot for remote workers

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Re: Stick a plunger on the front and say "exterminate!"

remote plumber! nice you should send that in!

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WTF?

and it can vacuum the carpet at the same time

even the cleaners can remote in, what's not to like?

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Is this the first ever web page? If not, CERN would like to know

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I'm sure I saw a ..

Like button on it

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Science of the lambs: Boffins grow GLOW-IN-THE-DARK sheep

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is this....

A viable replacement for lightbulbs?

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Irish Senator suggests net users register passport and IP address

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ArseBiscuits

Polititards!

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Twenty classic arcade games

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Ahh, thems were the days

Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"

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DHS bigwig 'adamantly opposed' to degree fetishism

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Happy

sounds like a requirement for

(safe for work)

http://thunderwoodcollege.com/

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The cheap 3D craft pen that scribbles over 3D printing hype

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Re: > This pen would be a pain in the butt to use

Must be the Ann Summers version

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Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Re: When bubbles collide!

I quite like a nice 45° myself.

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Is social networking good for anything more than cat pics?

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Devil

Wanna be linked in buddies?

LOL

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Waiter! There's a phone in my soup

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Pint

Next product..

The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)

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McDonalds burger app gives it to you straight from the horse's mouth

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Joke

Hambergers...

Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"

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