* Posts by Kiwi

4368 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Sep 2011

Flying taxis? That'll be AFTER you've launched light sabres and anti-gravity skateboards

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: "Lightsaber"

Since then they've forked their own version.

They're forked a lot of other things as well, phonetically speaking...

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

"my qualifications and experience speaks for itself!"

Could you ask them to speak up? I can't hear them. All that's coming through so far is a CSE grade 3 in Woo.

#meetoo (or should that be #he_woo? :) )

Kiwi

Re: Infertile or inf...?

Possibly including some commenters, but certainly those who believe it‘s more harmful than walking your dog.

But it probably is much more harmful than walking a dog.

In my 40+ years of seeing stuff on this earth, I've seen 2 kids chase dogs out onto the road (3 if you count one of them being me). So far this year I think I've seen a dozen idiots with faces in phones attempt to walk into traffic.

Let's face it, if you rush out and buy a 5G phone you're much more likely to die a painful death than someone who goes out and gets a dog. (though given 5g's supposed movie streaming potential, there's a good chance the dog owner will die from some idiot watching screens rather than roads)

Kiwi
Childcatcher

At least the proponents of EMF Danger can point to an actual physical mechanism, even if the numbers don't work.

Well.. It's known some humans are sensitive to some forms of radiation, at least knowing it's around regardless of whether or not it's harmful (I'll raise my hand as someone who can sense certain types of radiation, and I've witnessed some basic testing to confirm someone could detect reasonable changes in electro-magnetic fields (perhaps by the same mechanism that lets us tell what direction we're facing).

Animals are well shown to react to coming earthquakes, and much of the research I've seen on that suggests EM effects of quartz being crushed shortly before the quake.

However, there are a couple of factors that are known to make people sick, sometimes seriously so, which can have a direct bearing on this, and that's stress-induced illnesses and psychosomatic problems.

The former - if someone believes that EMF is bad and that our world is awash in it, it will be an added stressor in their lives that could lead to such issues (of course, many "stressed" people are just SJWs/snowflakes etc looking for the latest opportunity for some minor thing to "trigger" them).

And of course those subject to psychosomatic illnesses, well... If you believe hard enough you're going to get sick then you're going to get sick. Or shovel "cures" and "preventatives" into your body till you make yourself sick

Just eat a reasonable diet OK, and perhaps avoid some of the nastier fumes, and you're probably going to be OK, ok? And if you're not OK, then it's either bad genes (you were going to get sick anyway), misfortune (one of the very rare people who gets a bad vaccine or bad oncoming driver or...) or someone did something stupid (Fonterror making baby formula again...)

Kiwi
Unhappy

Re: Poor old Luddites getting the blame again!

and yet the graditude of those who profited most from the war only seems to have lasted a single generation

What upsets me most about this is simply that the things my grandfather's shed blood to prevent are now the things no-one bats an eyelid at, and many clamour for more.

How quickly we forgot what was really worth fighting and dying for :(

Kiwi
Boffin

Re: Infertility - maybe not such a real problem in this day and age

When that happens, even more of the trees that sequester carbon are taken out of commission, and the typical way of doing that is burning them which exacerbates the problem.

Don't worry about the carbon - we need more of that in the atmosphere (not less!). Worry about other stuff. Besides, old trees don't absorb carbon, only growing ones do.

Food waste - I actually throw more in the bin now I've gone with a "zero food waste" system. What goes in the compost bin today becomes part of what I am planting in a couple of months time, some of which will go into compost and be re-planted later. Also looking at bio-gas digesting (when I get my own place sadly) and maybe to what we might call "total processing of all food waste" (all of you who told me to eat shit - yup, sounds like a plan - and I get "free" energy and compost in the process!).

On the plastic crap and other waste products, yeah I'd dearly love to see them gone. Not necessarily all plastic, and I do worry a little about what might be the result of the compost-able plastic-like bags made from "corn starch" - I like them BUT will we see corn being used for this instead of food?

Anyway.. Limit rubbish, limit waste, be energy/resource efficient, do what you can to improve your neighbourhood - and the whole "global warming" "co2=bad" and "fake climate emergency that isn't even remotely an emergency" will be taken care of. And if you're not living like that, don't gripe about other's actions!

As to 5G - not worried about that or other radio signals per se, but I have noticed that whereas the fuschias and tomatoes used to have abundant bumble bees and the rest of the garden had abundant other bees, nowadays we may see ONE SINGLE BEE in a day despite more plants for them - that is worrying and while I am not convinced it's our RF I am aware it could be messing up the insect's nav systems... Someone needs to find somewhere with a nice flowery field, 0 RF (aside from the sun etc), install BUT NOT POWER some typical RF kit and nearby beehives, watch the bugs for a while then power up the kit. Change in behaviour? Kit could be responsible. No change? Good chance the kit isn't harming them. Anyone know if this is done? Hell, anyone even still here????

Why is a 22GB database containing 56 million US folks' personal details sitting on the open internet using a Chinese IP address? Seriously, why?

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Re: "foreign adversaries"

And once they find out which country did it, the repercussions won't be pretty.

Oh? Do pray tell, which companies have the military might to even match New Zealand, let alone to go up against China or Yankeeville? Which companies are strong enough that "the repercussions swon't be pretty" when they go to war against the US, or China, or Russia, or the UK, or Ozzie, or NZ....?

Come on young master Char, er young fellowmelad, do tell...

Astroboffins peeved as SpaceX's Starlink sats block meteor spotting – and could make us miss a killer asteroid

Kiwi

Re: We typically don't see the pollution we create for what it is

"musk could build a terrestial-based wankfest that'd prove he really was doing this for altruistic reasons."

Really? Perhaps you can elaborate on how such a system could work no matter where one was located, even in the shadow of mountains or the middle of the ocean?

Sorry you're quite right. I forgot the poorer people of the world need high-speed internet in the middle of the ocean...

Perhaps you can explain how this is a need? How this is such a need that it over-rides the issues with pollution and wasted resources?

These sats have a fairly short lifespan and are intended to burn up in orbit after no more than a few years (I cannot recall the numbers off hand), so need replacing every few years, and in burning up not only are the construction materials (including somewhat 'precious' stuff like Lithium) lost forever, also they add to the pollutants put into the upper atmosphere (until they drift down, eventually becoming pollutants entering our lungs.

We can't opt-out of this either. I want nothing to do with musk or his crap products, but I will not be able to escape their ruining of the sky, their massive waste of resources, nor breathing in the gasses from their eventual destruction.

Short-term they may make some things better. Long-term they'll make our atmosphere worse and our devices more expensive.

BTW, I'm from New Zealand. We know quite well how to get stuff working in the "shadow of a mountain". We've been doing that for a long time. I can't recall the last time I was out of range of a cell signal yet I spend a lot of time in lesser-trafficked areas. I use mobile and CB radio when out and about (not that there's as much chatter on the CB these days - almost reaching the status of de-facto encryption even without "scrambling")

Kiwi
Mushroom

After you magically reveal the sign behind the man get in your car and try driving at night with a security floodlight shining in your eyes. Do you think you can digitally improve that?

I could! Would you like me to prove it? Caveat : Must be able to do it in my way on my terms.

(Do note that the 'digital' involved may actually refer to the fingers I use to wield a blunt object (or anti-sat targeting system, or ground-air-ground missile system), said blunt object used to 'encourage' said installer of bright objects to make better choices)

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

Kiwi
Facepalm

Re: Oh do get real

Then you're probably pwned and don't even know it.

I'll bet ya dollars to doughnuts that DB knows plenty about how not to get hit. A firewall as basic as Zone Alarm would prevent a drive-by, as would most script blocking (a hacked site with a bad 1st party script could be an issue) and most ad blockers.

Of course, not running MSIE would also avoid the majority of attacks. Basic AV, tools like Bit Defender's 'Traffic Light' or McAffee's 'Site Adviser' would help - lots of simple ideas that any one with a shred of knowledge about IT security has been doing for years that prevent all but the worst attacks. And for those, there's regular offline backups.

No wonder you posted AC....

Kiwi

Re: Pot meet Kettle

I've seen Facebook on DUMB phones myself. Don't assume they're safe, either.

Facebook still needs a data connection, and if the hardware or plan doesn't support that...

Kiwi
Big Brother

Re: You are putting your company, its staff, and data at risk

Since Windows telemetry only reports limited Windows data, I don't see how it puts YOUR data at risk.

You are correct. It's only limited Windows data and it's not at all YOUR data.

The issue is, the limit is "limited to what is stored on the system" and "YOUR data? If you wanted it to be yours you should never have let it near our machines. Didn't you read the EULA?"

In all seriousness though - that data is 'limited' to the contents of ram, "suspect" files etc etc etc etc. Any file on the computer is fair game. Any data.

Read the EULA. Better yet, get someone versed in legalese to explain it to you.

Kiwi
Linux

Re: "Not a Linux issue at all."

And even when you're just an amateur, if your hobby is not IT and trying to make your OS do what you need, you will prefer a simpler way to enjoy your time.

I run Linux simply because I want my system to work. There's nothing more to it. When I was working with them, I got sick of spending all day working on broken windows crap and then having to come home only to be told I'd have to wait while updates were installed. And when it came to going to bed, couldn't turn the machine off as I'd have to wait ages for windows to finish updates (which weren't finished).

Linux does that stuff in the background and is done with it in minutes.

As to hardware support, well the number of times people have had issues with windows updates killing the network drivers and all sorts of other problems, or the huge number of devices that are no longer supported. Friends of mine use high-end printers, and we've been working to have them working with a secure system so that they don't have to spend thousands on replacing hardware that works well but that MS decided was not going to be supported any more.

Today I swapped GPUs in a couple of machines. Total time to fix drivers? 0. In Windows? Well that's still sorting itself out, thank God I have a 2nd machine to work with.

Anyway the cost will be lower than having to move to a system where the unknowns are too much and you have to fight your way across a lot of unsupported devices and features. Need to rework old files, lost customers, failed deadlines, more work hours are what any business wishes to avoid.

Yes... All those times of waiting for updates to install, reboots when you have jobs running, updates that disable hardware or remove applications you use.. And the biggie I am still expecting to see very soon now - the lawsuits when it comes out that MS takes data from your machines... The cost of breaching various privacy laws can be quite high. Hoping it comes real soon now...

Most people can use Linux with no problems. A few people have specific needs, but that's almost 0% of home users and only a few % of business users - and many of those won't be able to change away from 7 or earlier.

Blackout Bug: Boeing 737 cockpit screens go blank if pilots land on specific runways

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

They obviously do Agile and it is a Minimum Viable Product. It works most of the time.

Ah! That explains so much!

And here was me, when years past searching MS forums, that "MVP" was some sort of accrediation given to their 'better' support people!

(Although if the stuff MS churned out was what they classed as 'minimum viable", one of us needs to re-learn or re-think the meaning of those words! :) )

Kiwi
Coat

Re: RE: Who did the testing

Boeing are just following Microsoft's example of shifting the burden of testing to end users.

Seems like Boeing certainly have "end of life" processes for their products down pat :(

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Re: What about the integrated standby instrument system

Most airliners will use mechanical backups and the few that have switched to glass backups are air-gapped from the rest anyway;

Good. Glad they're keeping the planes air-gapped from each other. Could get quite messy if they didn't! :)

Kiwi
Black Helicopters

Re: Lifestyle change

As for landing on an area "about a foot wider than the skids" - that's no more an issue than parking your car in a space that's about a foot wider than its wheelbase.

I do believe you on the manoeuvrability of choppers.. But if I was to 'touch the sides' while parking my car, or somehow back into a building or mast or powerpole or something, most I'd get is some scratched paint work or perhaps a dent. I don't think I'd like the idea of doing that with some fast moving rotors, even though they're likely to be moving away from me very fast should that happen.

I would dearly love to fly a chopper. Especially if I not only have a landing I can walk away from, but one the craft can immediately fly away from as well :)

Kiwi
FAIL

Re: Lifestyle change

I was almost as relieved as I was when I discovered I was too heavy for the tandem parachute jump I'd booked in for,

All I can say is... If you have the opportunity, go for it! And if you cannot for some reason you can fix, FIX IT!.

Jumping out of a perfectly good aeroplane with little more than a silk sheet strapped to my back is one of the best experiences I've ever, well, experienced. Those all-too-few seconds of freefall are incredible, very much worth the (sadly rather high) price of admission.

Of every thing I have done in my life, everything I have experienced, only my faith has held anything more enjoyable - and even then the tandem jump rates higher than most of that stuff :)

Icon ---> If that does happen, you won't have long to worry about it. But it very rarely happens, I can't remember the last time I heard of it in NZ.

I'm the queen of Gibraltar and will never get a traffic ticket... just two of the things anyone could have written into country's laws thanks to unsanitised SQL input vuln

Kiwi
Angel

Good to know but that's not really the point is it.

There was a book some years back (title relating to a Cuckoo's egg or similar IIRC) that talked at length about someone who had, in the early days of the internet, been running rampant on uni and military servers due to that wonderful human foible of credential re-use.

Although I'm absolutely certain no-one involved in this story would ever have used the same creds across multiple servers, no not a chance. Especially not some wanna-be site-admin full of his own sense of the success of his roll-your-own password security!

[oblig XKCD (and an idea I once wondered about using myself with BBS's back in the 90s :) )]

Reusing software 'interfaces' is fine, Google tells Supreme Court, pleads: Think of the devs

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Don't worry, he is totally wrong as usual!

Oh? Do tell?

The following are words I never thought would be uttered on El Reg :

How is BB "totally wrong" in this instance?

(I mean the "as usual" is a given, but I don't see how he is totally wrong this time)

Beware the three-finger-salute, or 'How I Got The Keys To The Kingdom'

Kiwi

Re: Back in the day...

Decision to put caps lock (whcih is rarely used) where Ctrl should be was idiotic in the first place.

You do realise that decision predates electronic computers by a day or two, and almost pre-dates the useful harnessing of electricity itself? :)

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: Inconveniently placed keys

Brilliant piece of design...

In HP's defence.. They've had so many problems with laptops (and AIOs) overheating and not acting to protect themselves from overhot situations.. So it's nice if them to at least give you a very easy to reach OFF switch and, lets face it, there's at least a 75% chance your HP is overheating and really should be shut down right now...

(Worst I've seen is a melted CPU socket in an otherwise nice HP AIO - because the fan clogged, was quite hard for the user to clean, and HP would rather you buy a new machine than chuck in a .002c sensor and "kill power NOW" circuit)

Kiwi
Flame

Re: Inconveniently placed keys

The most patently dumb keyboards have, or had as luckily I haven't come across any recently (they get immediately skipped with prejudice) power and suspend keys on the keyboard itself. The most utterly idiotic thing to put on a keyboard near guaranteeing regular shutdowns in the middle of work.

Those buttons on the KB itself aren't so bad - when they're away from the normal keys and in an out-of-the-way area. One of the shortest lived keyboards I've ever known was one a mate had that had the '"sleep" key at the level of the "home" key, and the home etc keys dropped a row.

I can't imagine how it was that I simultaneously accidentally spilt a glass of coke (which I didn't touch back then), a cup of coffee, a bag of sugar and something else into it. It certainly wasn't keyboard malice, and I did give him a very nice replacement immediately afterwards anyway (which by pure coincidence I'd purchased on my way to see him that very day, which I really was wanting just as a spare for home and not at all because I was planning to make sure his existing keyboard was destroyed and irreplaceable). And when trying to clean all this mess out,I did accidentally break a couple of keycaps and accidentally pushed my screwdriver through the membranes of a few more keys. And in my shock and frustration of how bad things were going, I did also purely accidentally use the longer screws in shorter holes, driving them in with such accidental excessive force that they drilled a new hold through part of the circuit and out the top of the case...

Such a shame. It was such a nice keyboard too! :)

One thing I found really annoying with certain laptop brands is the swapping of F1 etc keys with the 'media keys' so you need Function+F1 instead of just F1. Being someone who seldom uses media keys and often uses function keys, especially when I was using a lot of repair tools each day....

(FTR, I usually set the "sleep" buttons to "do nothing" anyway, just in case I come across a stupid keyboard again).

BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck

Kiwi
Angel

Re: Ahh, the memories

Both bosses had acquired brand new and fully optioned VW Passats. Purely by coincidence of course.... bloody cockwombles.

Place I worked at we had a petty cash tray which the boss used to raid quite often. One year us workers decided we'd put a portion of the incoming cash aside and give the boss a surprise at the end of the year.

Sure enough, we gave him quite a considerably sum of cash at the end of the year. Still no bonuses but come Jan, the bosses rather poor girlfriend (with a very bad credit rating) had somehow managed to buy him gifts with a value strangely matching that of the cash we'd saved.

Suffice to say the following year we had a slightly different distribution policy.

The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes

Kiwi
Facepalm

Re: A mistake is one thing...

And 25 years later, with the advent of UEFI, flash-based viruses became possible.

Yup. IT industry seems to have a lot of people who see a hoax and think "Hey, that's a great idea, we should make that possible!"

The Good Times virus hoax - claimed that just opening the message would let your machine become infected. Complete garbage as emails (and netmails etc) were just text, nothing executable. Then we got HTML and various scripts in email.

Another variant on GT was that just the subject line listed in your email program was enough.. Not possible as subjects were just text, then hey presto, a certain Redmond-based company released an email client that could be infected via enhanced subject lines (or was it a buffer overrun error?)

Virus that could destroy hardware or at least screw up your firmware and brick your computer? Not possible at present, but hey let's fix that! (wasn't that Redmond-based firm heavily involved in UEFI standards as well???)

If only these people could be put onto FTL travel, or teleports, or over-unity power generation, or....

Kiwi
Pint

but didn't that process usually work by nuking the first letter in the filename, that you later had no way of retrieving unless you knew?

That's how I recall it as well. Undelete would find the file OK, but you needed to provide the name.

I do have a niggling memory that there were pointers to the next part of the file or something that may also have contained the name, but I did often do data recovery for people so my recollection of this stuff is an amalgam of remnant bits of lost knowledge :)

Kiwi
Big Brother

Re: The scariest word in IT....

"Oh! How do you manage without him?".

"Quite well, we're powering through all of our work and are already a week ahead of schedule" doesn't go down well when a) it's the first day they've been away and b) it's their mother on the phone... :)

A user's magnetic charm makes for a special call-out for our hapless hero

Kiwi
Boffin

Re: Erasing hard-drives...

I suspect that battery acid would be more effective than bleach ...

With aluminium platters, the bleach may be more than plenty. Used to use acids and alkalis at work, and aluminium would barely react with some acids but with a weaker alkali it'd react a lot more aggressively.

When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games

Kiwi
Pint

Re: WTF? Greedy prick deserves all the fines he gets.

"I doubt I'd charge more than a couple of hundred for the design in the article, and could probably knock off the basic design in an afternoon, with a working prototype. How the hell could his prices be justified?"

Well, let's say that the whole thing was going on one PCB. That's a new PCB, an hour or so of work, send the file off to the PCB fab. Wait a week. Order the parts from the electronics store. £3 in parts, £9 in shipping. Design new case to hold new PCB with cutouts. Either send out for 3D printing or do it in house depending on capability and materials/tolerance/finish. Assemble and test new electronics, fit in new case, send to client for approval. Several samples?

From the article : "According to the court filing [PDF], Mills was hired to develop a battery-powered pump for an umbrella that incorporates a mist spraying system. After the client informed Mills that the device should support USB charging, Mills raised his initial estimate from $4,000 to $4,800. "

It really doesn't sound anywhere like the sort of work you're describing. One of the projects I built at the home I do some gardening work for is a pump system that ups the pressure from a few rainwater barrels to drive nearby irrigation. Battery powered, based around a cheap 18v battery. It took me a day to design and build including research time for what products were around and making a mount/connector for the battery. Admittedly this never got a proper case (just one of those electrical conduit boxes) and the circuitry is really simple (and contains a USB charger too btw - because it was easier to fit a $5 USB module with a LED voltage display than it was to make a charge level indicator (I was doing this as a "work now be lazy later"). Point is the stuff is simple and mostly already done.

Now I was probably spoilt when I did my apprenticeship, next door we had a small-scale shop that would make PCBs. And being a kid who was into the Dick Smith and other such kits I also learned to make my own boards before my age reached double digits.. And I also had good friends at various places that do bespoke plastic molds and even made/sold cheap and simple injection or vacuum molding kits - perhaps that is why to me charging $4,000 grand for something which is already done and is so simple he could whip the designs out in a day and the changes in an hour or less (should be much much less!).

Perhaps with NZ being quite small and such industries - well if you were to get a rep for ripping your customers off so much you might not be in business for long, and there's plenty of competition out there...

There's nothing in the article to say he was about to go on holiday. Nor is there anything to say the client was pressing for urgency. Since it was a quoted estimate, he'd not been ordering parts or boards, he hadn't even designed the board only given an estimate. Now if we were talking the cost including a limited production run then I might agree, but there's no indication that was asked (from the article, I've not read the other material).

I don't do this stuff for a living but I do it for fun and sometimes to supplement my income. My biggest paying job is something I can only say is linked to "building automation" for an organisation "with government ties" (ie some NDA encumbrances). The circuitry and software involved is much more complex than what would be involved here, and does work at high enough voltages to require certain standards to be met. Much more involved in time and effort. No way something like what the article mentioned is even remotely worth that much. I have done several other smaller projects including some that involve chucking water around - much much bigger quantities than this one.

As to what he was building, I can pick up most of the hardware on trademe and if TM has it Ali Express is probably flooded with it!

Maybe he only uses Fritzing, and feels he needs to charge outrageous amounts as compensation for using that bit of "software"?

--> Enjoy the new year :)

Traffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket

Kiwi
Pint

Hey mate, you obviously haven't driven in Auckland recently. More red light runners here than anywhere I've been - apart from Amsterdam.

And more and more red light cameras because of it. Doesn't seem to stop the stupid arses though.

You're right, it's thankfully been a few years since I've been up there. My last one was to notice - with some horror at what it meant for the driving standards - is a set of lights on an on-ramp with 'one car per change" thing because people cannot merge and need lights to tell the how to drive. Very thankful not to have been through there for a while! :)

Years back in Lower Hutt we had a media campaign about red light cameras coming to many HV intersections and driving standards improved. And things did get mounted. Then a couple of years back there was a couple of articles about the new and first-in-region RLC in Wellington (Karo Drive/Willis St IIRC). Strangely people realised there were no RLCs in HV so standards have dropped a bit,but it's not as bad as elsewhere :)

Oh, and I would love it id they brought in flashing aamber (or red) lights when there is little traffic around. When arriving on Vipond Rd at the junction with and Whangaparaoa Rd, in Whangaparaoa

Do you mean like "hidden queue" lights? Yes, they I believe can save a lot of grief. By rights you should be driving to be able to stop in the clear road ahead (or 1/2 on a single lane road), but not every one does that - and if you come around a corner and see the back of a car in front with no brake lights you may not realise for too long that they're stopped. In those situations I watch my rear view, keep my foot on the brake, and if someone is coming up behind me I flip on the hazards. (If I'm on the bike I'm NOT EVER stopped at the end of a hidden queue, I'll always split OR if it's for road works I'll skip out of the lane if I have to (sometimes parking by the stop/go guy and chatting with them - done that job once - that teaches you quickly how stupid some drivers are!)

at 11 p.m., it is possible to sit there on a red light for several minutes with nary another vehicle in sight. Then of course, naturally, Whangaparaoa Rd goes amber/yellow precisely when the only car for several miles/kilometers approaches it.

I've seen that in other areas. Waikanae used to be bad, as well as the old Newlands/Ngarunga intersection (before they made the flyover). For a while SH2/SH58 was bad as well, especially for bikes. When I'm on the bike if I'm first at the intersection (eg often at SH2/Fairway drive) I'll pull forward if someone comes up behind me, that way the car can sit over the loop. In the last 10 years or so the loops are a lot better at picking up bikes but there's still some around where if you're not in a tank festooned with rare earth magnets then they're not seeing you.

I've always been a proponent of lights changing on a time as well as on sensor "just in case". With more non-ferric cars coming on the roads, the loops will have a harder time picking them up.

Bugger, maybe that's whats wrong. Someone forgot to install the loop, or forgot to wire it up.

Could be. Or maybe misread a resistor colour code or put the wrong diode in (or put one in backwards) so the controller doesn't read the loop, or reads it weakly. Or more likely bugs/moisture got into the circuitry and the electronics are somewhat 'degraded" and needing replacement.

--> And from one mostly-retired muso to another from Kiwiland - hope you have a truly great year and no one decides to invite you to play dodgems with them :)

Kiwi
Boffin

Re: Show this to the Mexican police

"The alternative is to just obey the rules"

The whole point is that it can be *impossible* to obey the rules. If there is insufficient time to clear the junction between the time the light turns amber to the time it turns red, you can never guarantee that you will not be in the junction when the light changes to read, and so are hostage to fortune.

and :

Erm - the whole point is that the engineer showed that the duration of the yellow was *too short* to cope with a worst-case scenario. Of course there are relatively few people who get caught out that way, simply because there is a low probability of arriving at the lights at exactly the worst possible moment.

In NZ the answer to both questions is the same and very straightforward.

#1 It is illegal to enter an intersection if your exit is blocked. Sure, lots of people do it and enforcement is lax, but it is an offence that you could be ticketed for.

#2 It is illegal to be travelling through a light-controlled intersection if the light is red. We even have cameras in a few places now to catch you (though I wish bigger fines for runners). If the light changes to red while you're in the intersection, you've failed and have earned a ticket (no ifs buts or maybes, if the rear of your vehicle hasn't exited the intersection by the time the light changes you can be done). It is up to YOU to stop when the light changes to amber, if you can do so safely before entering the intersection (and again, you must also be able to exit the intersection).

and the key part, #3 - the lights are timed for a worst-case scenario. Aside from very rare glitches (I've seen one once in 30 years of driving and >40 years of paying attention to lights) the lights are timed to give anyone with a road-worthy vehicle time to safely stop. If you're not in a road-worthy vehicle you're committing another offence anyway.

There's also often a slight delay on the next green as a bit of a grace for those who're getting the green, in case some idiot has gone through a red. On 30-50lph roads that delay is only a second or so, on some 100kph roads I notice it's a good 3 or 4 seconds, maybe even 5 seconds of all red lights before the next green.

But it's a simple system. Drivers are not allowed to enter the intersection on amber unless they're so close they cannot safely stop when the light changes (and the timings are based around trucks as well who have a lot harder time slowing down - although a pro would be slowing down expecting the change), and it's an offence to be in an intersection on a red light. If your exit is blocked then you're not allowed in.

I often drive through Melling/Block Rd/SH2 (co-ord 41°12'10.12"S 174°54'23.87"E) and Fairway Drive/Major Drive/SH2 (co-ord 41°11'24.51"S 174°55'46.39"E) intersection pairs. It's normal to see people stop at the first set of lights while on green until the queue at the next set of lights is clear. Same for the many roundabouts in the area, stopping and waiting until the exit is clear to let others get through.

It really isn't hard to do. Light is amber,I'm to close to stop, I don't stop. Light is amber, I have time to stop, I stop. If the person behind you is too stupid to also stop in time then you need to work on your license issuing practices.

And yes,I ride a motorbike so being rear-ended is quite a dangerous proposition for me. What would cause minor damage to 2 cars causes major damage to me. Thankfully the standard of driving in NZ (at least outside Auckland - will get to you in a moment KiwiMuso :) ) isn't too bad, and I can legally lane-split if needed/desired (within limits).

Fuming French monopoly watchdog is so incensed by Google's 'random' web ad rules, it's fining the US giant, er, <1% annual profit

Kiwi
Pint

Re: no smoke without fire

There is a substantial difference to saying "I did not do something" to "I have not been convicted of doing something". The former is very clear, the latter is weasel words and allows me to have done that something but to not have been caught and censured for doing so.

You're missing a little something - cultural differences. The first part of that is it was their lawyer who made the statement (and we can agree it was weasel words since that's all lawyers speak), but as a 3rd party they lawyers would't be in a position to unequivocally state that the firm had never engaged in deceptive practices and no experienced lawyer would make a mistake of saying that (after all, who knows what some junior salesperson said while trying to get a larger sale, or what some employee said while playing oneupmanship said during a late night drinks session) - there are deceptive practices that are annoyingly quite legal. "Up to 50% off on all our stock" is one of them - so long as one item had that price it'd work. "50% off used unwashed bath towels from the homeless shelter, all other items normal price" is legal in many places.

And then, well for many people an outright statement like you suggest would be rightly seen as a lie - every one deceives at some stage (even when some of us really prefer not to we still do, annoying part of being human :( ). For a company spokesman to say a company has never engaged in deceptive practices is plain wrong, if it is being interpreted as no one at the company ever told a white lie, exceeded their spending limit, make a product sound better than it really was or was going to be fixed without issue - and so many other things that could be done in the name of the company with or without the sanction of the boss.

"They've not been convicted of deceptive practice" is probably more honest and straightforward than "they've never acted in a deceptive way", even if the latter is actually true.

But really.. It was their lawyer speaking so I must agree, weasels were speaking... :)

Beware the trainee with time on his hands and an Acorn manual on his desk

Kiwi

Re: as I recollect

Blank 5.25" had a cut out ready in hem (regardless of the 'size') and a pack of little silver tabs to cover he whole when you wanted to write protect it.

"Disk notcher"s were a device you used on the 51/4 to cut a hole in the side of the smaller value disks so they'd act as a larger one. The original single-sided disks had this hole so they'd not work in the drive upside-down but it was believed the 'platter' had the same surface on both sides, so 'notching' it and turning it upside down meant both sides could be used.

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/1-25-floppy-disk-notcher-best-ebay-142512389

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk#8-inch_and_%E2%80%8B5_1%E2%81%844-inch_disks - note the text "Punch devices were sold to convert read-only disks to writable ones and enable writing on the unused side of single sided disks"

And a spewboob vid I haven't watched :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0QnF3dhVLk

Two missing digits? How about two missing employees in today's story of Y2K

Kiwi

Re: Underbilling oops

In the summer we were apart before we got married I was in Auckland she was in Invercargill right at the bottom of the South Island. I would call her once a week and write snailmail letters.

Hmm... Ever miss-call and get a lady in another town?

I remember my mom used to occasionally get calls from a bloke in Auckland (at uni even IIRC) supposedly calling his girlfriend who was somewhere in the south island. Used to be we'd get this call every 6-8 weeks for a year or so, I think just after we went to STD rather than having the ladies in the exchanges help us out (who never ever ever under any circumstances on a quiet night kept their headset connected to the call for any reason... :) )

Wouldn't possibly have been you would it? I realise the chances are fairly low, however at the time there probably weren't that many people calling around the nation on such a regular basis - I do remember how expensive it was even to call school friends just in the next town! Odds may actually be better than 1/100, maybe even better than 1/20 when you really think about how expensive communicating was back then!

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

Kiwi
Facepalm

Re: Deleted

"...modern anti-clog..."

I meant anti-clot, ie the 'you've been on your arse too long, get up and walk around or bad things happen to your veins" thingamajig.

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Re: Deleted

Yes! Emails opened from the deleted items folder should require clicking a button to make them visible, with a 5 second delay before it enables, for each and every email.

No.

A 30 second system lock out (like the "anti-RSI" things we had a while back, or modern anti-clog or whatever) with appropriate signage, perhaps even annoying sounds like variants on "this idiot accidentally deleted an email and needs it back" playing for the duration.

Even then, I doubt that'd be enough for some users. They think they're so smart having a folder called "nroP" that we could never find in a billlion picoseconds....

Paris coz.. At her dumbest she'd be better than whole officeloads of some users I've dealt with :(

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Still an issue today

With some of my users I think it's a case of...

The thought obviously never cross their mind that it could be emptied at any point.

:)

Kiwi
Facepalm

Re: Deleted - why is it a problem?

Its moronic surely , but whys that our business?

If a person uses the wastebasket to store their tv remotes , who are they hurting?

Many of us are tasked with keeping systems running, often on tight budgets. Often those tight budgets mean limits on storage space (more so in the past today). Clearing out 'junk' becomes a regular part of the job. You don't put important stuff in the office waste bin and expect it to be there the next morning.

Many of us also are or have been tasked with migrating users data from one machine to another, often in the case of a hardware failure. There's automated tools for this, and often said tools ignore the trash bins for obvious reasons.

Who does it hurt? The IT people who did a proper job with the tools they have, within the limits of the budgets they're constrained by, and who still get abuse from idiots who think the sewer is a good place to keep their lunch.

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: Still an issue today

Why not call it compost pile, or septic tank? How about hell? They are all equally valid.

A compost pile is a great thing to have, and a real benefit to your garden (or any other gardens you can supply - I'd encourage anyone to get a cheap lidded bucket (there's ways to get them free), dump your kitchen waste into that, and give it to anyone local who has a garden).

The rest of those labels, however, are already 'reserved terms' that describe the OS itself.

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Deleted

Really? Do you really honestly believe that? Because I can tell you now that you're 100% definitely wrong.

I disagree. I do know some users who would learn from this...

Can we agree on 99.975% wouldn't?

And may all y'all have a great new year!

Kiwi
Boffin

In a lot of cases users do this because there's no quota enforcement on "Deleted" or "Trash" folders - something to be aware of when you're adminning a network (and to check for)

Would be cool if you could set a quota on them - but not only set one but one that is much smaller than the normal quotas - say 100x the average email (including attachment) size (or whatever sizing floats your boat but sinks your users' ideas of using it as a bulk storage medium)

Kiwi
Windows

Re: Lookout

Thankfully, I restored these from backup, but how anyone could program such mallevolence under the auspices of 'repair tool' is beyond me.

Those MS "repair" tools were programmed for a specific reason, and I believe that they succeeded in their job exceptionally well.

They were made so a user would go online, find that tool, download and run it, and wind up with an even worse problem then before. They'd finally give in and take the machine to a repair shop.

Just so happens, and completely irrelevant to the story and completely done in total innocence (honest!) that the writers of those repair tools also had shares in large repair franchises.. Which did not in any fashion cause them to make their tools such a steaming pile of corrupted turds...

That, or it was to give the MSVP or whatever they called them people on the MS forums something to make them sound useful and intelligent, for a moment. Until someone tried to follow their advice (when the advice actually showed signs of them listening to the user rather than repeating instructions the user has said several times don't work - like the old "I get BSOD 0x7B immediately on startup, even safe mode - help!" "Oh that's an easy fix. Just let your machine boot, then go to system restore.. " "It doesn't boot, just bluescreens" "you're not listening. When it boots, go to system restore..." "doesn't boot" "to fix that, when it boots go to system restore.. why won't you listen? I'm an MSVP and know everything about your problem without even once listening to your issue!"

I'd be very surprised if they ever worked, even once.

[El Reg, we need an icon for PTSD-levels of frustration - the windows icon is close but not quite close enough!]

Kiwi
Pint

Re: (not) deleting emails...

and, now, backups are someone else's problem.

Well.. Backups are only "someone else's problem" when you don't need them. When you do need them, they become your problem - and when they become your problem, the other person can say "that's not my problem".

Kiwi
Boffin

Re: No Limits!

Both Nextcloud (IIRC) and PiWiGo insist on having your media in their "private" folders. No thanks.

???

Nextcloud does tend to encrypt the stored material by default, which is generally considered good practice with web-facing servers but IIRC it doesn't have to.

However... It does have WebDAV which any decent OS should be able to talk to natively in this day and age, and decent enough clients most of the time (though the .htaccess thing bugs the hell out of me!).

I currently only have "142,618 items, totalling 514.9 GB" across 3 servers (one heading into retirement very soon now, I promise!), with the bulk of that (all but about 10g or so) on the one machine - and that's a Dell D630 running Devuan ASCII (no GUI) with a whopping 2gb of RAM and 2TB HDD. Small stakes I know, but it does what I need and I don't need to keep that much stuff around! (he says as he tries to surreptitiously tuck the 300GB of mostly crap photos into a corner out of sight)

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Always work on a copy!

Perhaps he did, and thus likewise did plan accordingly.

Yes.. The article did say the offender left not long afterwards. It doesn't say he was ever heard from again, or whether or not his leaving was immediately prior to a long stay at a local asylum or quiet forestry plot......

(El Reg, can we get the BOFH icon back?)

Kiwi

Re: users would learn

To be fair, probably not. In the early days floppies stored under 100KB.

To be fair, he probably can, as can many of us.

Kiwi
Pint

Re: users would learn

I remember a time when a complete backup would probably fit on two floppies.

I still have a 250MB tape that holds many backups of my old drives (assuming the tape is readable - think I know where the drive is even). Largest non-NASA photograph I've dealt with was more than 10 times the size of that drive, and I frequently play with files much larger than that.

And I still have both of my backup floppies from years back. Hell, I could fit OS, graphical game and save files on a 720K disk! Still haven't played Quake Champions because by the time the latest steaming pile of updates is down I'm off doing something else, and by the time I get game time there's another 20+ GB update to be downloaded. Glad I got that game for free...

Emirati 'surveillance app' ToTok promoted by Huawei as Apple punts it from store

Kiwi
Black Helicopters

Don't really blame Huawei here...

The article states that they'd not pulled it immediately. Based on rumour and FUD, based on one guys code analysis where that one guy says "Ohh this looks dodgy, I don't really know about this company in another nation so it must be a dodgy government front!"

I can understand Huawei's reluctance to drop something with so little real evidence. They themselves have been there before many times, and they know that one conspiracy nutter is plenty to repel 1,000,000,000 independent reviews that show absolutely nothing wrong (if only we could use conspiracy nutters as ablative armour - they seem to distort so much around them!)

Dammit.. Wish I'd got to this tab when it was a fresh story :(

'Supporting Internet Explorer is hell': Web developers identify top needs – new survey

Kiwi
Trollface

Why wasn't IE killed with fire years ago?

This evening, from my home in Lower Hutt New Zealand, I admired a beautiful if somewhat red sun - the effect in our atmosphere from the scrub burning in NSW some 2,200 km (~1400miles) away. While most of this material will be relatively benign and potentially beneficial, it does remind me of the widespread effects of pollution especially from things burning.

There are some things so toxic that they should not be burnt ever - not even in the core of the sun. Launch them at an enemy solar system (preferably even outside our galaxy), but don't burn them in our own.

IE is a level of toxic that should only be burnt in another universe.

Cheque out my mad metal frisbee skillz... oops. Lights out!

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Oops

Cool! Another stalky downvoter session!

Think I'm seeing a pattern here too.. When I post a contrary message to a certain person in one thread, a dozen posts get downvoted in another...

Please keep it up! With your help, I may yet reach 2,000 downvotes before I get 10,000 up :)