* Posts by Kiwi

4368 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Sep 2011

Tech giants at war: Google pulls plug on YouTube in Amazon kit

Kiwi
Pirate

Not the nicest interface perhaps, and having a keyboard / mouse combo is a bit much on the coffee table, but at least it works.

VNC is your friend.

At a mate's place his media machine runs a VNC server (x11vnc in case anyone's interested, invoked from a startup script as "x11vnc --bg --forever" (--bg means it continues in the background and --forever means it doesn't quit when the first connection cuts out). He can control it from his desktop that sits beside his couch anyway.

And I can control it from my tablet with a VNC client on there. You can do it with slide the mouse around, with gestures, or with where you touch is what you click options - depending more on the client than the server. Not the greatest, but it works and I spend no more than a few seconds selecting a movie while the popcorn is getting ready....

If you use Kodi, that has a semi-reasonable web interface available.

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

YouTube is over 250m,

And what % of those are properly licensed, with a fair payment being made to the artist?

(surreptitiously tucks MP3 player out of sight)

Kiwi

Re: More of a loss for Google

"You pay in shops? Oh, you must be one of those people that doesn't sneak past when no-one is looking."

A lot of cafe's here in NZ in recent times have these large TV screens up showing some advertising channel.

I've already paid thanks. I hope you notice that I'm not the only one who's arranged seating so our table is sitting with our backs to the screen. Even if 3 or us are along one side.

Besides, youtube ads cost the company money. I only shop at places I don't see on there (not that my wallet opens wide enough to make a noticeable blip in their turnover)

Kiwi

Re: More of a loss for Google

Oh, you must be one of those people who don't use an ad blocker.

More and more of the ads are becoming an non-skippable part of the video stream these days.

Which of course makes spewtube more and more annoying, which makes them less and less worth visiting.

Kiwi

Re: Love the Hendrix reference

"So thanks for bringing some darkness back into this world where someone else intended laughter. Bloody well done."

Was just a moment to late to edit to add that at this time of year that the terrible noise you can't escape from has often brought me closer to ending my life.

Kiwi
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Re: Love the Hendrix reference

@Teiwaz

As a sufferer of depression and having known people who have attempted (and succeeded in one case) suicide, I always enjoy ignorant twunts like you trivializing suicide.

Downvote because my life has given me plenty of reason to try to end it (yes, some of those things are my own fault), and I've lost a couple of very good friends to it over time.

Sometimes making light of things gives us something to laugh at and takes away some of the pain associated with these things.

So thanks for bringing some darkness back into this world where someone else intended laughter. Bloody well done.

Kiwi
Angel

Re: Love the Hendrix reference

At this point it's a close odds toss up whether the 'high suicide rate' at xmas isn't more related to the constant repeat of the shortlist of current 'in fashion' xmas pop absolutely every shop is playing.

Was thinking while out shopping just an hour ago that next week I'll need a set of large over-ear headphones. Problem is, to buy them I have to enter another shop.

I second the idea that this repetitive crap (and not "recent" music either, some of the people behind that stuff have been dead for decades (and some of the original songs go back centuries!) in the shops and on radio every few minutes and on tv (made the mistake of watching 10 mintues of live TV the other night, bloody AWFUL!) must push not just the suicide rates but road rage, domestic violence and other things through the roof. Bad enough that we have the other pressures of this time of year without that stuff as well.

I would vote for a couple of law changes. 1) christmas "music" can only be played on December 25th, and not after 7pm. 2) Any broadcaster playing such songs must have the person who opted to play that song restrained with a gun pointed at their head, electrical current attached to their testicles, and their hand glued to the trigger. The song they chose to inflict on the rest of us must be repeated to them 10 times in quick succession while the current to the knackers is steadily increased. If they reach the end without pulling the trigger (either to make the noise go away or out of convulsion from the current) then they can air said song. Oh, and the final stages of the current must be high enough to ensure that they will never breed again. Because if someone can listen to that 10 times, we don't want them in the gene pool.

The second song they want to play must have a linked gun pointed at any of their loved ones. 3rd one the gun automatically fires at the merest suggestion of it.

Set the gun up right and they can listen to their favourite xmas1 songs till their ears bleed.

1 "x" coz I'd not sully the Name of Christ by association with this stuff (kinda sad when you consider I sully His Name by association with me! :( )

Kiwi
Mushroom

Re: Unintended consequences?

This is what is known as a level playing field.

You mean something like M.A.D? (Only that levels the playing field. And the city. And the rest of the country.....

Investigatory Powers Act: You're not being paranoid. UK.gov really is watching you

Kiwi

Re: Yawn

Maybe if people didn't break the law there wouldn't be a need for law enforcement?

(Inspired by the "how do you know you won't break the law" question by another poster)

What if said law went against something you believe (I'm assuming you're not in some of the US states where apparently it is not possible to not break the law as there are (reportedly) some contradictory laws and to keep one you must break another).

Let's say you're a Seventh Day Adventist (nothing wrong with them) and their belief that a law will soon be made to enforce worship on Sunday rather than on the Sabbath does actually come to pass - would you break the law and worship on the Sabbath or would you break what should be a much higher standard and join the masses in worshipping a false god on Sunday?

Perhaps the law is that something a loved one does that you believe is OK becomes illegal. Something minor, perhaps they have black peppers in their garden and you're supposed to turn such people in? Or they keep ferrets... Or being gay gets outlawed again and they're celibate but still gay...? Would you turn your loved one in for something you believe to be perfectly fine and should be legal, or would you turn a blind eye - thus breaking the law?

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: Yawn

People always seem to go back to the mantra, "well if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear", when it comes to privacy. However, these same people have curtains on their windows, why? To stop people snooping in on their PRIVATE lives. So privacy does matter them then.

Actually I have curtains on my windows for 2 totally different reasons.

#1 I don't do well with summer heat; keeping curtains closed stops the sun getting in and warming the place so much.

#2 It was part of the settlement stopping me going to prison for manslaughter (why is that spelt "man's laughter"????) - some poor neighbour saw my partly undressed body in all it's ugliness and promptly had a heart attack. I nearly got done for murder on that one!

Kiwi

Re: Yawn

It is getting increasingly hard to tell if you are a troll or just a wanker.

My vote is both.

One can dream for Eadon-esque levels of pissing-off-moderators sometime in the near future..

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: Eat their own dog food

If MP's think they are really excluded then they are deluded

A very mathematically-balanced post you have there Toni!

"If MP's think"

100% unlikely.

"they are deluded"

100% likely!

Perfect balance! Well done!

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: sort of confused ?

I really could have done without that changing room scene...

Calm down dears. I was trying on jumpers.

Well you got someone jumping anyway...

... away from their screen in fear of what might come next!

La La La, I can't hear you: FCC responds to net neut concerns

Kiwi
Trollface

Re: 'Neutrality' is nothing of the sort

Heavy handed regulation is impeding business and free speech on the internet.

A few weeks back you promised us you were going to add El Reg - 127.0.0.1 to your hosts files. Whatever happened to that ?

Has the mental limitations required to support chump made it difficult for you to do things like that? Just ask, someone here will kindly help you with it I'm sure. In fact I know quite a few people here will be happy to give you a hand blocking El Reg.

Kiwi
Big Brother

Sounds like..

Unfortunately, as was similarly displayed recently in Congress, growing opposition to poorly thought through and rushed plans – in that case a tax overhaul – has led to the opposite behavior that one would normally expect from government. Rather than slow things down and get it right, the growing list of flaws has caused policymakers to rush through approval.

Sounds like par for the course for right-whinge gibber-munts. Our last bunch'o'twunts over here had the view that if there was time for someone to spot a flaw in the policy, then it wasn't passed urgently enough.

Maybe with some sort of imminent national emergency, with a short-lived act (with a built-in sunset clause) and room for the act to be improved, but stuff that isn't nearly so urgent? Slow down and do it right first time, and that way next time an election comes round people will think "Gee these decent people take their time to do it right" not "WE (the people) are the ones doing stuff under urgency - getting rid of YOU!!"

Google to crack down on apps that snoop

Kiwi

I'm surprised

"

...Google's Unwanted Software Policy...
"

I knew they had an internal policy about unwanted software, but I never thought they'd go public about how their foisting their garbage on the rest of us is actually policiy!

User dialled his PC into a permanent state of 'Brown Alert'

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Brownouts

I'm very well aware of the rules in kiwiland as they've been around a long time.

I wouldn't really call less than 2 years "a long time" in the scheme of things. Hell, it's not even 1/10th of the time since i left school!

Bosses sack people anyway - and then find themselves facing criminal charges + larger fines for failing to provide safety training.

The bosses don't provide safety training. They used to, but we now have schemes that screw over everyone involved "train" people in safety and. No I can't do this. Sorry. It's not in me. These are not schemes they're SCAMS. The safety training I did last year to gain my certification to be able to enter various types of work sites (eg "sitesafe certification for building" or whatever it's called) was a long way below par, and while spending a lot of time on different ways to tie ladders down and how to inspect the certification on scaffolding (not how to safely put up scaffolding, or check it's secure, merely how to look at a label and say that yes the label is there and carries a not-yet-passed date that can be filled in by any one at any time). The thing was an absolute fucking joke, a total waste of time and money, and I would be surprised if any of the younger people who did the course (who don't have real life work experience) are still alive - likely they followed the tutor's advice and suffered a quick and violent death.

One of the advantages of a state-run compulsary accident insurance system is that workers actually do get compensated and dodgy company operators get nailed to the wall.

Not today. Everyone involved gets fined (unless it's something the worker could not reasonably have known about). If I'm testing a power supply and zap myself then I get fined as does my boss for not providing adequate supervision. It could be that my boss told me to leave the thing alone, or it could be that he was telling me to do things in a dangerous manner.

ACC also fines every employer. Every single one - the fines are in the form of "levies". I say they're fines because eg the electrical industry - wiring houses etc. A "home handyman" gets a bit extra crispy because he screws up wiring up an extension lead - the cost of that accident is taken out of the levies that companies, not home owners, pay. And as it's an "electrical accident" then the electricians find their levies going up, even though the person wasn't employed.

But I digress. The laws changed last year when the new health and safety act (2015) came into force (in May IIRC, not the more appropriate April 1st (given some of the act). I haven't read it in detail but from what I do know of it much of it deserves a very large WTF icon to be plastered over the walls of the homes of whoever signed off on it.

Kiwi
Coat

Re: Brownouts

Wait! No! I wasn't trying to teach you...

WTH, update CV: "2017: Coached Evil Mastermind"

You could also add "undertook study from evil mastermind" (I did teach you to think more carefully :) ), "instrumental in creating new business opportunities for overseas investors", "helped a small nation increase it's job growth potential" (At 4million population NZ is puny, and if even one potential1 job comes out of it... )

1 Assuming I get off my arse and do something about it.

Kiwi
Devil

Re: Brownouts

Can't that lead to employers demanding bribes from workers?

"Here's your work station"

"The safety guards don't work"

"It's your work station, I'm going to have to report you... unless..."

So what you're saying is... That furniture making shop I've wanted to set up for a wee while now (try something new) - you've just given me a way I can buy cheap old scrap metal and turn a profit on it before my staff even turn it on for the first time? Cool! Thanks!

(we don't have an icon that expresses evil enough!)

Kiwi

Re: Brownouts

"standardised desks forcing me into a posture that my back couldn't cope with."

That's an easy one. HSE complaint and $LARGE_FINE

Careful with doing that in Kiwiland. Under current legislation workers are also responsible for safety. Instead of the old days of "Boss, I don't want to run this machine with the guards off" "You'll be fine, it's safe, do your job or leave" it's now "Boss, if I turn this machine on and get caught I can be fined up to $50,000 (I believe - been a year since I last looked) so get stuffed" - and boss can't fire on those grounds any more.

It was thought that making the workers responsible for their own safety would reduce the workplace accidents. I guess it also helps keep the Accident Compensation bills low - "here's your $49,000 compensation, and a fine for $50,000"....

Dirty COW redux: Linux devs patch botched patch for 2016 mess

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Re: Huh?

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." - Knuth

Variety (toy that takes random pictures and random quotes and combines them for your desktop background) often displays that quote.

It finally makes sense! :)

Linux laptop-flinger says bye-bye to buggy Intel Management Engine

Kiwi
WTF?

Given that the kernel still runs, and that anyone with physical access to the machine can install god-level invisible malware that will survive OS and hypervisor re-installs, I would not say the threat is neutralized

If someone has enough access to a machine to re-enable ME or install the other stuff, you've probably got bigger worries.

Make checking it's disabled etc part of your new install process, and it won't be a problem until that person has physical access to the machine again. At which point, again, you have bigger issues to worry about. Oh, and they're likely a trusted member of your organisation. In that case your data is already gone because if they have that level of access and can't use ME they'll use other tricks.

Kiwi
Paris Hilton

Re: Cool marketing idea

"The Intel Management Engine ('IME' or 'ME') is an out-of-band co-processor integrated in all post-2006 Intel-CPU-based PCs."

Which is correct?

I had an old IBM machine a few years back that had it on, and it'd be circa 2006. Assuming I'm recalling the right machine.

One of these IIRC :

https://www.cnet.com/products/ibm-thinkcentre-m50-8185-pentium-4-2-8-ghz-256-mb-ram-40-gb-hdd/specs/

Here's a 2010M MS technet post about IME

https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/windows/en-US/27e31ed5-b333-498b-b3db-7b710f3238c0/intel-management-engine-interface-what-is-it?forum=w7itprogeneral

Tom's Hardware in 2011

http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/vpro-amt-management-kvm,3003-6.html

MS Answers from 2009 :

https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_7-hardware/intel-management-engine-interface-driver/7f13be54-fe75-4d79-aaf1-2f756e037035?auth=1

So it's at least since 2009, even if it wasn't in the box I recall it being in (can't find a reference to it - that said the box I had may've had a mobo transplant and maybe wasn't the original mobo, or I'm remembering the wrong model number)

Don't shame idiots about their idiotically weak passwords

Kiwi
WTF?

"donkeyenginepaperclipwrong"

El Reg, we could use a "scratched record" icon.

Firefox 57: Good news? It's nippy. Bad news? It'll also trash your add-ons

Kiwi
Thumb Up

Re: They have killed Firefox

Our employees can't use firefox anymore. Rolled back to 56.0.2, but I understand that it's a temporary solution. Unfortunately, after the ten years of a successful work with firefox we need to switch to another platform...

Try waterfox. It'll install, grab your history and addons and so on, and keep working for the foreseeable future.

Or Pale Moon, but that doesn't support some addons. Both based on Firefox.

'Break up Google and Facebook if you ever want innovation again'

Kiwi
Devil

Re: but lack of innovation is not one of them.

Search is getting worse.

Where can I send your prize for "understatement of the decade"? Surely this must win, hands down.

--> Icon coz about as "under" as you can get.

--> Or should I be using Paris for that?

What's that fresh, zesty fragrance? Oh, Linux Mint 18.3 has landed

Kiwi
Linux

Re: No KDE = No Mint for me

Actually, distro tart that I am, I already left. Straight into the lizardy embrace of SuSe

Was my favourite distro many years back. Not sure why I left. One of the first I used even. Still have install disks (openSuSE) and know exactly where they are (only coz I was moving stored stuff around a couple of days back and saw them :) ). Should take a look again some day. I've been stuck with Mint for so long...

Question though.. Does it run systemd?

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Some thoughts..

Not at all. Currently they cannot be on anything later than 18.2. Keeping them "where they are" means you won't be upgrading them to 18.3.

Or it could be that they're on 18 and I'm not putting them on 19.

I don't see why you can't just install KDE on another Mint distro when there's no longer a specific KDE Mint distro.

Sometimes native is better. And we don't know if doing so will break other things or not, will have to wait and see. If there's better options out there by then we won't see.

I see from other discussions people have had with you, well at least I'm not alone :) It's friday, it's been a long hot day (by NZ standards, cold winter's day by Brisbane standards) after a really long and painful week, let's just agree to dismemberdisagree...

Kiwi
WTF?

Re: Some thoughts..

"Can you show the class where I said they have to include the next edition, rather than the current one?"

Kiwi, you wrote: "A lot of my older users are on KDE and love it. Guess I'll have to keep them where they are."

That is you won't upgrade them to Mint 18.3 with KDE. Why you won't is still a matter for speculation since you have not explained why.

Sorry, I forgot who I am dealing with. To hard for you to figure out that when the next Mint comes out they won't be taken beyond 18.3? (for those who're still on Mint when 17 goes out of support anyway)

Sometimes have to wonder if it's a deliberate failure to spot the bloody obvious with you, or something else?

Kiwi
WTF?

Re: Some thoughts..

">As the distro announced in October, it also contains the last KDE edition of the project.

>>That sucks. A lot of my older users are on KDE and love it. Guess I'll have to keep them where they are."

And how do you propose the next edition of KDE be included?

Can you show the class where I said they have to include the next edition, rather than the current one?

Is there a law that says the next edition of KDE won't be ready by the time the next edition of Mint is ready?

Mint often includes software versions that are well behind the current one. Is the version of Evolution available from the repo the same as the current release? VLC?

I'm trying to load the update into a VM now, but may have to wait until the weekend as I don't have much of a download speed available here today (why is it when there's a new OS I want to play with that the connection craps out?) In a couple of hours (maybe 3) I might be able to have a look at the list of available sofware on Mint 18.3 and compare a few with the latest versions from the author. I expect most will be for much older versions (some >6months older than current release). So, why should I expect them to be going with the not-yet-finished KDE in the next version when I don't expect them to have the current release of other packages in this version?

Sometimes, Mr Git, your logic seems to be quite lacking. Or odd.

Perhaps you can try again to explain how you believe I am holding a Linux version to a different standard by being disappointed that they're dropping a certain feature? Have you not seen me repeatedly say I am not moving my Windows past 7 because I don't like what has been lost with 8+?

(For those who say I should do a clean install, 1) this is in a cloned VM - if it craps out I lost a whole 2 minutes of my life, and 2) It'd take me nearly 3 days on my current connection speed (20-30Kb download rate, sometimes as high as 50KB!) to download a full ISO, whereas at the time of writing <flip desktop> we're looking at 2hrs 7 minutes to download the update files (screaming along at 29.8k! - and yes, I am the one screaming GO FASTER YA BASTARD! - oblig Oatmeal)

Kiwi
Facepalm

Re: No KDE = No Mint for me

No KDE = No Mint for me

Did you RTFA to the end?

Ya mean where it says "As the distro announced in October, it also contains the last KDE edition of the project."?

Kiwi
Linux

Re: Minty

As for Timeshift, I prefer to use GpartedLive to make a clone of my root and home partitions which I can archive (at the back of the drawer) and restore from if needed.

I like full backups of stuff as well (actually these days I trending more towards /home and /etc, anything outside of those can be re-created easily enough), but creating and recovering from a full backup can take hours depending on amounts of data and so on.

If this Timeshift works as expected, then it should make things quite easy to recover from should something fail. I've used MS's system restore in that manner when working on something I don't fully understand (or pushing something to do things it didn't already want to, removing nasty software etc etc) - I create a point to go back to, make my changes, and if it screws up can revert in minutes instead of hours.

No substitute for full backups when things really go titsup, but can save you a lot of time and hassle when it's only minor changes.

System restore was also (therotically) great when you were testing a range of software to find the best tool for a job, a quite restore on a VM/sacrificial machine would save you the time of rebuilding from scratch (although it only takes moments to do a "linked clone" of a VM anyway). It could actually help you keep some of the cruft out of the registry if you could actually go back to the point before you tried the install.

(Yes, I've been giving praise to some MS software, what of it? Oh, the stroke foundation wants a word with me about suddenly increasing their workload?)

Kiwi
Coat

Re: Finally!!

2018. Year of the BSD desktop

Haven't we had that for a while now?

Like, every other boot, when Windows 'holds its breath' because something or other isn't quite written right?

Oh, you mean BSD isn't Blue Screen of Death?

Gotta run. There's a bunch of nerdy-looking guys coming up the road with pitchforks.... Guess the BSD guys don't like that wonderful OS being equated with the death-throes of the POS OS...

Kiwi
Linux

Re: Finally!!

It's going to be hard waving goodbye to PC gaming but as time goes by there's less and less new releases that interest me and there's no shortage of retro stuff on Linux (plus a reasonable collection of Steam games) so it's not all work and no play :)

I have a win7 install (that isn't allowed to know about the network) that does for some games, but most of what I do is in Linux. I play SOASE:Rebellion a lot (usually in one desktop while I have browser/email etc open in another, and just Ctrl-Alt-Left/Right to change - testing a screen for a mate tonight so have it working dual-screen fine, SOASE on one and what I'm typing on the other), I play Descent (v1 rebirth) a fair bit, both just a matter of double-clicking the installer etc files. A lot of GOG stuff runs happily as well, runs so seamlessly it seems native (under WINE no less). Have Dosbox for other favourites I play from time to time (including Carrier Command - so old you could have the game, video and audio "drivers" (I use the term very loosely), mouse driver, and enough of the OS on a single 360K floppy!). While I don't have it in here atm I've had the originals of the Homeworld series (including Cataclysm), some of the CnC stuff and Tib 3 all happily running under Linux (via WINE of course).

For those that don't want to play that I want to play there's Win7. For those that don't want Win7 there's another game for me to play instead of them, and many of the older games have much better gameplay than newer ones (even remakes - I got HW:Remastered almost as soon as it came out, I've played around 16 hours of it in that time - the original Homeworld has much much better gameplay (even if crappier graphics) and I've probably played several hundred hours in that in the same time period (plus played it through a number of times before that, giving it a complete run every 6 months or so).

So yeah, you can dual-boot for some stuff and a lot still likes Win7, some you can do under Linux, some under a VM.... Lots of ways to have great games and NOT have Win h8 or Win McSlurpy.

(No Charles, we're NOT talking games that require DirectX 52billion here! :) </troll>)

Kiwi
Linux

Some thoughts..

Some good, some bad..

In a blog post, the devs touted multiple interface improvements for usability,

Usually a warning that. Gnome 3, whatever the hell it was Ubuntu went with, Win8-10, ribbon, tweaks Adobe made to their UI (some professional graphic peeps I know hated some change a while back).

"interface improvements" usually seems to mean "We don't know what the devs were taking, but it's something pretty weird". Sometimes they mean "We hate our users, we want to drive them away. Can't you take a bloody hint already?"

The app store, aka "Software Manager", has had its interface cleaned up and laid out in GNOME style, as well as featuring "popular software applications" such as Skype or Minecraft.

Which Gnome? Some are better than others.

Passwords are not needed to browse apps and authentication for installing or removing 'em is "remembered for a little while".

That should be a nice change. Have they carried that over to the update manager?

The Linux Mint backup tool, meanwhile, got its own reorg and performance boosts. Notably, it now runs in user mode (no password required) and only backs up the home directory into a tar archive, instead of asking for a hodgepodge of stuff.

Can I still back up my software selections and configurations? Can I put my user files into a folder rather than an archive?

There's also "Timeshift" for taking operating system snapshots you can restore from.

That one thing that sounds great - I've been interested in a tool like that for a while (always thought System Restore was one thing MS got right!)

The Login Screen allows setting the computer for auto-login without a password.

Have been able to do that for a while, though elsewhere. Hope it's not done in a way that encourages weaker security practices.

As the distro announced in October, it also contains the last KDE edition of the project.

That sucks. A lot of my older users are on KDE and love it. Guess I'll have to keep them where they are.

Some good, some bad.

But the critical question is....

Will it run........

systemd?

It will? I see we still have a crisis :(

Boss made dirt list of minions' mistakes, kept his own rampage off it

Kiwi
Pint

Re: Big Red Buttons

I wrote a text adventure game with a big red "emergency reset button" in one of the rooms.

If you did not type IGNORE BUTTON every other move, your character pressed it anyway -- and the game restarted from the beginning .....

Not sure whether to downvote you for the nasty evilness of that idea, or to upvote you for the nasty evilness of that idea - and that I probably would've done the same had I written something like that :)

Have one of these while I decide :)

Kiwi
Pint

Re: We turned it on its head

It's something you don't do a second time. Of course, if you do, you're probably better off working on a farm.

Ahem.. large animals that can do lots and lots of damage if annoyed/scared. Large powerful (if somewhat slow) machinery that can do lots and lots and lots and lots of damage if misused (I had so much fun in my youth!), lots of stuff that burns, lots of stuff that goes bang in rather pretty and rather noisy ways.

Oh, and commonly several lots of 3-phase mains...

Wanna rethink that? :)

Hey girl, what's that behind your Windows task bar? Looks like a hidden crypto-miner...

Kiwi

Re: Business model?

I would immediately close the browser window and never go back to that site.

Problem is, one day you may not have a choice but to never go back to that site, or many others.

Advertising kinda works, but as more and more people get sick of ads and find blockers, advertising gets less effective.

Hosting sites costs money, although widespread fibre is making home based hosting faster - but there are significant security considerations.

As advertising dies (Yay!) there'll have to be other ways for sites to pay their way. Some will use paywalls, some will use donations, many will disappear. We may soon find a situation where much of the web requires some form of payment to proceed.

I'd love it if El Reg were to do something like this, and a few of other sites I like. I'd happily keep a tab open for each, let them mine to their hearts content (well, as much CPU as they can get from me anyway). )

Kiwi
Unhappy

Re: I'm old school

Like chess-by-mail, I do the internet by correspondence.

I am currently waiting for a ping letter...

Most of the time lately my current feed is like that, but with an electric typewriter attached.

Kiwi

Re: Because you can't be arsed

Kermit? LUXURY!

Why, we had to use pen and paper, while walking BAREFOOT across the road to school, DOWNHILL both ways, on a mild summer's day!

Thou shalt use our drone app, UK.gov to tell quadcopter pilots

Kiwi
Thumb Up

Re: And about those ads

About those ads, he said, veering wildly off topic

Thanks. Given the post by one of El Reg's staff recently saying their ads are well behaved, I probably would've been turning adblockers off this weekend to give them a chance at some revenue from me.

I guess I will have to wait a while before I risk that.

Thanks for taking one for the team!

Kiwi
Black Helicopters

Re: Polices the irresponsible, perhaps: not the wicked

Flying into a plane engine deliberately would be very difficult, although not completely impossible.

Depending on the type of weather system, air craft flying into Wellington airport fly along one of a few standard paths. They're on a straight-line approach in both direction and angle of descent. A few days observation gives you much of that information (I've had a few years of it myself).

That gives me a "ballpark area" to position my drones (gotta have more than one - you can target more than one engine and maybe cause a major crash - bonus points if you can target both sides of the cockpit and knock out the crew).

The engine itself is a fairly large target BUT has a fast closing speed. However if you're fairly well lined up in the plane's flight path already, it's probably fairly trivial to fly towards the plane and if your flight system, camera angle etc are good enough and the incoming plane doesn't suddenly change direction or angle of descent, you have an easy target. Suspend a small fishing sinker below your drone, instant death of engine (the speed the engine blades mode at, hitting something like a lump of lead will cause them to break without question)

Thankfully while they're far enough out that a failure of both engines would be a big problem (ie to far out to glide in without power) they're probably high enough to reasonably be above all but the most expensive drones.

An aircraft taking off, at an airport like Wellington, could be in a much worse situation. I've not spent much time near there so don't know how far down the runway the planes lift off from; is it possible that loss of all engines at the last moments on the runway (ie just as they reach take-off speed) mean they don't have sufficient braking distance to stop before they go over the end of the runway and into the Cook Straight or Wellington Harbour? What if you hit them a moment after launch? I think that'd be harder though as a 1/2 second earlier/later take off than you expect would mean a change of flight path by several metres, and of course a drone near enough to that area is going to be picked up and troops sent out to have a "friendly" word with the pilot.

(I think of this stuff because a) I still have a very over-active imagination and b) watch too many movies. But I don't think the guys with the black helicopters circling overhead will necessarily believe that...)

Kiwi

What I was told was: an ordinary bird going into a jet engine: no problem; it gets mashed up and incinerated; a bird with a tiny metal ring round its foot goes into a jet engine: a chain reaction as bits of rotor come off and destroy other rotors and the engine is totally destroyed. This information may be out of date or plain wrong, but perhaps this part of it is true: something hard enough can do a lot of damage to a jet engine when ingested even if it is very small. (Bird rings tend to be plastic or made of very thin aluminium, I think.)

I recall a doco on the C130 (I think, one of the larger jet-powered military cargo planes) and it was said that a bottle top (eg beer bottle) is enough to destroy such an engine, exactly as you say. The downvoters should check into aviation standards first - an engine that gets hit by a 1.8kg bird and safely shuts down without breaking up is considered a pass - note the engine is not expected to survive or keep running after such an impact, just break up in a way that is safe for people in the plane and on the ground. GIYWEBIH1

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Kiwi
Black Helicopters

Re: So...

If this is just altitude limits and no fly zones (airports etc) from the GPS, or something more deeply involved I've no idea sorry.

May's government is involved it. That should give you plenty of "idea". The same government who employs rhymes-with-Elmer Fudd.

Altitude limits, airport no fly zones, attitude limits (ie "Drone operator pissed us off by finding a way to capture footage of..."), and also protest limits (not near protests to film bad stuff by the piggywiggies), alleged terror incident limits (so you can film all the fleeing panicking people to your hearts desire, but you can't film that it's just a couple of blokes having a dust-up), and more that even I can't conceive of.

Linus Torvalds on security: 'Do no harm, don't break users'

Kiwi
Linux

Re: Fuck developers and users, that's my debit card details!!

And the 50 downvotes over me trying to control my data are why MS still rule the corporate world. Until you nerds stop with this "information wants to be free" bollocks you'll never get the buy in you need from those who control the cash.

That data you're trying to control.. Would that be the data that MS slurps whether you want them to or not?

Have to give them this much, at least you can stop MS from getting at it simply by not installing their malware on your computer, unlike a few other actors who try to infest every web page. (OTOH, they only get what you give when you visit a page, unlike the stuff MS are after....)

At least with Linux my data is in my hands and shall remain so unless I either choose to give it away or do something silly like letting some miscreant access my machine. Hence why no Windows is allowed online (MS being one miscreant who'll not get access any more).

VPN logs helped unmask alleged 'net stalker, say feds

Kiwi

Re: How can You

I dont believe how can you give away a person's information who is trusting you and giving you money to hide his data.

They probably looked around at the state of the world today, and said "if Google and MS et al can get away with it, why can't we?".

At least they're not selling out all of their users for marketing money.

Yet.

Munich council: To hell with Linux, we're going full Windows in 2020

Kiwi
Windows

Re: Not sure about Office?

"It's gotten SO BAD with Linux and C/C++ our company said screw this and went ahead and developed it's own Windows 10-like OS shell and remade the command line interface of Linux to PROPER ENGLISH! We remade LAMP into custom Windows 2016 server-like environment with a decent Active Directory WAN/ALN management system analogue!"

Mate, if you were capable of doing this, you'd have no problem using Linux. I smell the whiff of bullshit in the air.

Just a whiff? I hear they're getting complaints from 5 counties over!

--> Trying to shove a bottle of deodorant up the nose!

Some 'security people are f*cking morons' says Linus Torvalds

Kiwi
Angel

Re: My thoughts on security...

I often dream of being a burger-flipper or production-line factory worker. As soon as you leave for the day, you switch off.

I've done the production line stuff. For the most part, as soon as you arrive for the day you can switch off.

But I found I spent a lot of time thinking how stuff can be improved, little tweaks to the machines I worked with to make them run smoother, use less energy etc, faster.. Which also pissed off some of the engineers because they didn't like some shitty little upstart coming along and pointing out that a thrust washer between parts "A" and "C" will remove the noise and 90% of the energy needed to turn part "B" when they'd been milking the company for overtime by having to constantly replace worn parts of the machine every few months.

I also found plenty of time to worry about home life, family life, the future, the past, what my great-great-grandfather will think of his legacy when we meet in Paradise etc etc etc etc.

On the whole, I think I'd prefer more technical stuff so long as I can leave it largely at work, or when I bring it home it's still interesting and not depressing. Which is a very rare job to find indeed.

Forget Sesame Street, scientists pretty much watched Big Bird evolve on Galápagos island

Kiwi
Alien

Re: Charles Darwin & Alfred Russel Wallace

This only qualifies as "Evolution" by the thinnest and weakest definitions.

Hell, it barely qualifies as speciation(sp) and, as from the article itself, even that is debatable.

The Darwinian theory is a long way from modern theories on evolution! And going on the past, many of today's theories will be unrecognisable from those around in 50 years time...

Kiwi
Coat

Re: "I suggest a trip to Stevenage town centre on any Saturday night.""

I need to lie down until my level of self disgust at having thought that up has dropped.

Does the thought that such a show would involve lots of things being "dropped" and other people "lying down" help your mindset?