* Posts by Jamie Jones

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The tech you're reading these words on – you have two Dundee uni boffins to thank for that

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I'm using DLP :-)

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Where's the thumbs up?

Brilliant article - it's times like these I wish we had the option to thumbs-up an article.... I'm sure you used to have such a facility, back in the day....

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Re: I was going to say "how do you know I'm reading this on TFT?"

I'm sitting on my sofa, reading this on my wall, via a DLP projector. It runs at 1920x1280 so stick that to your TFT resolution assumptions! :-)

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Don't forget the deep fried mars bar!

Oh dear... Netizens think 'private' browsing really means totally private

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Re: Naming Confusion?

... just like the article itself says!

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But again, not necessarily.

Many browsers record private mode access to disk, albeit in temporary files, or deleted on exit.

It seems you'd be surprised how much "private" stuff alot of these browsers reveal was you do a raw dump of a database file, or failing that, the raw device.

ICANN takes Whois begging bowl to Europe, comes back empty

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I realise your question is rhetorical, but I'll reply "they can!" anyway!

Of course it's going around in circles a bit - it's simply a way to avoid ICAAN rules, that need to be removed in the first place!

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Re: Good.

The thing is.... Change what?

It's not critical to infrastructure. The only people who have ever used my entry in my 20 odd years of being on it are domain-renewal company scammers, domain sellers (ok, so if I own ***.com why the hell would I be interested in buying my***.com ***online.com or ***web.com ?) and the domain registrar themselves (who have access to thus information via my private billing information anyway)

I can understand the purpose back in the days when only real companies got domains - after all, no legitimate company would want to hide that information.

And there's probably a good case to still require it for these types of domains (though it's something that could be required not by Icann, but by third parties - i.e. barclaycard refusing to be usable on a site with dodgy or anonymous info)

But even then, still, it's not a technical issue. Registrars have the information already. DNS and the rest of the internet don't require it.

What time do they need? They could literally demand that every registrar disables it within 24 hours, and the ONLY things that MAY break are the sweet deals they have with those who want to plunder our information.

So yes, good on the EU to see through their bullshit (we need a *bullshit* icon!)

Brit bank TSB TITSUP* after long-planned transfer of customer records from Lloyds

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You must be new here!

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Re: Just as worrying...I wonder what this one does

All your base belongs to us:

This app has access to:

Identity

find accounts on the device

Contacts

find accounts on the device

read your contacts

Location

precise location (GPS and network-based)

SMS

read your text messages (SMS or MMS)

receive text messages (SMS)

Phone

read phone status and identity

Photos/Media/Files

read the contents of your USB storage

modify or delete the contents of your USB storage

Storage

read the contents of your USB storage

modify or delete the contents of your USB storage

Wi-Fi connection information

view Wi-Fi connections

Device ID & call information

read phone status and identity

Other

receive data from Internet

view network connections

full network access

run at startup

control vibration

read Google service configuration

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

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Re: its like the leads at the back of my desk at work.

Those evil spiders really hate Christmas tree lights too!

US government weighs in on GDPR-Whois debacle, orders ICANN to go probe GoDaddy

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Re: Huh?

ditto me with welshgit.org :-)

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Huh?

Currently only ICANN-accredited registrars are allowed to make changes to name server and mail server records.

Excuse-er-me-a-wots-a-wait-a-minute-huh?

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Ever thought that these laws are actually consumer friendly?

The people complaining about GoDaddy have absolutely no real reason to have access to the data. They are just telemarketers, but as always in America, corporations trump the right of the people.

Chrome 66: Get into the bin, auto-playing vids and Symantec certs!

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Re: Chrome 66 will roll out in coming days and weeks.

Today is one of the coming days, yes.

"roll-out" is the key term here - packages for all different operating systems and distributions will not be updated today.

Additionally, android updates don't reach everyone at once.

Whois is dead as Europe hands DNS overlord ICANN its arse

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Re: Sick of the spam calls

"Why yes, I'll certainly answer your questions, as long as it doesn't take long - the traffic is really busy and tricky at the moment, and I shouldn't be on the phone anyway!" (said whilst sitting on the sofa)

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"Um, yes, I do own a Microsoft computer....... SHIT" *plays screatching brakes and car crash sound effect, then hangs up*

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Re: Stating the obvious.....

"Whois" could disappear in it's entirety tomorrow. Nothing will break. It's not related to the technical infrastructure at all.

And as many people have already pointed out: registrars will still have the registers information, and scammers use false details anyway.

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Re: Unstable operation coming soon...

It's clear enough that your opinion is worth fuck all, your IQ is clearly way too low for you have anything meaningful to contribute and are far happier spouting meaningless tripe than even stopping to read the very references you demand.

Blimey! Some-one needs a hug! :-)

Anon biz bloke wins milestone Google Right To Be Forgotten lawsuit

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Re: Google UK vs Google.com

Re-read the bit you quoted....

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

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Mahammad and mountains...

Just move the office closer to the bar.

Sorry spooks: Princeton boffins reckon they can hide DNS queries

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Re: Pants

Not quite. Encrypted proxy DNS without software changes needed on the ISPS server, which is still used, but now effictively as a dumb relay, removing the originators IP address from the internet and the remote dns servers.

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The ODNS stub server is local to your machine - it's yours. It's there to convert standard dns requests to encrypted odns requests before the information leaves your system to go to the ISPs recursive server.

It's your ISPs recursive server that contacts the ODNS server - All ODNS servers (and any spies) would see is your request coming from them.

All your ISP (and any spies on that side) would see is an encryped request.

To track it down, you'd have to have access to both the ISP and ODNS servers (not simply their traffic) to tie the two together, or of course, access to your own machine, in which case, game is already over!

Of course, if you don't use the ISP's DNS, but run your own directly, this won't protect you.

Birds can feel Earth's magnetic fields? Yeah, that might fly. Bioboffins find vital sense proteins

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Re: How would it feel?

And Requel welch would be able to sense magnets too. How does that fucking work? :-)

I got the reference :-)

I asked ICP, and apparently, no-one knows! [NSFW maybe]

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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Re: Christ almighty...

Have you *seen* youtube comments? !

1.5 BEEELLION sensitive files found exposed online dwarf Panama Papers leak

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Re: Puzzled

I use rsync over the internet extensively - using ssh.. It's as secure as the ssh connection it runs over.

I can only assume the article is refering to some people using rsync in a misconfigured daemon mode.

(Remember, rsync in daemon mode can be used to provide an anonymous rsync service [ http://www.panticz.de/anonymous-rsync ] which could open up all sorts of holes if the directories are not set correctly - in the same way that anonymous ftp could. )

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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Re: The Swiss are in it

Wish it was just England- and Wales as well, since they voted for it- that were going to have to suffer the consequences,

Vindictive much? You seem to be under the impression that everybody in Wales voted for BRexit.

Hint: We didn't. Just like "The UK voted brexit", but some - like you and me - didn't.

'Every little helps'... unless you want email: Tesco to kill free service

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Re: Damn

A big *wooosh* to all those who didn't get Natalies first post the way it was intended, and an even bigger woosh to those who didn't get it after the 'demon' followup post

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Automatically linkifying UR's

Automatically linkifying URLs

I remember this was requested years ago, but the official reply back then was "you're techies. You can work out how to enter an HTML link"

Sure, and many of us do, but as has been seen, many don't, and it's a right royal pain in the arse to copy/new tab/paste etc. - especially on mobile.

So please can this be added?

Thanks muchly

10Mbps for world+dog, hoots UK.gov, and here is how we're doing it

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Re: You could perhaps make it a bit progressive

Yes, yes, as soon as you bloody townies start paying more for your water, and those of you not near gas terminals pay more for your gas.. And as for electricity, how far from the power station are you?

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I remember many years ago, our road was finally resurfaced - a proper job, not just a "skim and topup".

It seemed to take ages.

A week or so after they'd finished, it was dug up to install some new gas or water main...

US cops go all Minority Report: Google told to cough up info on anyone near a crime scene

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Re: You are aware that...

Cell tower information can be triangulated quite accurately. I remember an "app" on my Nokia communicator that could map out the area scaringly accurately just by triangulation of cell tower strength. Of course, you need to be somewhere that has enough towers, but even without that, a moving subject can often be matched to local road mappings.

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Re: Protect Yourself

"By the way, Mr/Ms naive, when we were investigating that murder over on West side, we noticed you spent a couple of hours at The blue oyster bar. LOL. Does the wife know?"

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Re: US law is a corrupt joke...

.. and the rest of the world is laughing at you.

I'm not laughing. I get concerned and pissed off when I hear of things like this happening in America, like I'd hope most Americans reading this would be when it's the same sort of bullshit affecting us in the UK.

Sure, I may ridicule Trump and co. but I'm not laughing at Americans, and they are welcome to ridicule our carcrash of politics too!

Private Internet Access VPN opens code-y sarong, starting with Chrome extension

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Unrelated...

I just went to their site, and they identified my location as Cardiff, which is about 50 miles away.

So if you're going to nuke me, best make sure you cover all of South Wales!

(More seriously, why do so many of the GeoIP services not know how the UK dsl services work?)

Uber breaks self-driving car record: First robo-ride to kill a pedestrian

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Re: its CEO took to Twitter to offer his commiserations.

I have no horse in this race, but if they didn't make an immediate comment via Twitter, everyone would be getting mad at them for ignoring it.

It's what they do NOW that matters.

Anyone fancy testing the 'unlimited' drive writes claim on Nimbus Data's 100TB whopper SSD?

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"Anyone fancy testing the 'unlimited' drive writes claim on Nimbus Data's 100TB whopper SSD?"

Yes, sure, send me a couple. You have my address.

Facebook suspends account of Cambridge Analytica whistleblower

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Re: Just out of curiosity...

Obviously El Reg makes most of its money selling our data.

It's invaluable to know who likes pedantic-grammar posts, how many like a beer on friday, and who are the best/worst punsters!

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Re: Please pathetic libtards stop the whining you lost big time

Democrats and hilary in particular are not liberal. The are just slightly less neocon than the republicans.

You'll find most true liberals are fed up of Hillarys excuses and russian blaming as anyone else.

Anyway, wasn't your great leader moaning about everyone else but him for his low ratings? "fake news", "voter fraud" etc.

Everything seems good enough to debase the choice of American voters against liberal destruction of the society and tyranny.

Your use of "libtard" shows your lack of intelligence or ability to think for yourself in a rational manner, so the above comment from you doesn't come as a surprise.

Despite whether you lean left or right, you have a party that is raping the American citizens and dumping the spoils onto the elite. Unless you, Mr/Ms "naive" are one of the multi-millionaire elite, your party doesn't care about you. You are a vote, nothing more. After all, if you want something done, you bribe a politician. Those are the only people they care about.

The current democrats? Not as bad as the republicans who damn well take the piss with their brazen antics (mind you, they get away with it, so why bother hiding their agenda?), but mostly still tied to the corporate donors.

Incidentally, comments like yours please the republicans, so congratulations.

Unfortunately for you, they also please the democrats.

You are so busy fighting supporters of the other side you don't seem to realise you are being screwed - not by immigrants, not by the sick or unemployed, but by the very people you cheer for.

Incidentally, yes, some of the MSM are Hillary shills - MSNBC, and in particular Rachel Maddow, but some of the others too.

But outside them, you don't really see many people "on the street" cheerleading for Hilary.

And in the UK? Unfortunately for us, the situation is very similar. People voting to give more power to toffs like rees-mogg and boris, because.. "immigrants". sigh.

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Fix your software

"Our software intentionally lets people do this."

"Um... We don't want people to do this."

Load of bollox. They'd have removed the ability years ago if they wanted to.

Office junior had one job: Tearing perforated bits off tractor-feed dot matrix printer paper

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Re: They fixed it!

Yeah.. And they said it was urgent and the office junior was about to go home.

If it was that urgent, the poor little rich boys could have hung around a bit longer and done the mundane paper folding themselves!

Whois? More like WHOWAS: Domain database on verge of collapse over EU privacy

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Re: What about proxies?

The thing is, you pay for the proxy service.

It sounds like the ICANN proposal to its governance board was to run a similar type of scheme, but who would pay for it? Without adding costs to the domain registration, they wouldn't be paid, so it's no wonder they refused.

I suppose the nearest "official equivalent" to the proxy idea would in effect be a way to force European users to pay for such a service - either via a proxy service like you use, or a domain surcharge to pay for an ICANN run scheme.

As for the issue of law enforcement, the arguments cited in the article are bollocks.

If law enforcement need the domain owners details, they can contact the registrar the domain was bought from. They are the ones who maintain the databases that make up the public whois database after all!

In addition, the registrar will hold personal/billing details. Whilst it's possible that they have been faked, as they are not public, and are likely to have credit card billing information, they are going to be far more accurate than the public database - and any person registering a domain with criminal intent who doesn't register with real billing details will not have real details on the currently public view either!

After repeated warnings Facebook bans Britain First for 'inciting hatred'

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Re: This post is a collection of alt-right dog whistles.

JCRabbit, your brainwashing is shown by the way you keep using the "word" liberal - in much the same your elders used the word "cmmies".

This "them vs. us" mentality shown here only exists in your sad deluded scared little brains.

The reason some of these people are referred as "trolls" isn't because their opinions are disagreed with - it's because a large number of them are simply exploiting the low IQ, lack of critical thinking, and constant state of fear inherent in you guys to make their money.

Lauren is just a hick actor who couldn't get a job at Fox.

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Re: Snowflake, much?

Lauren Southern is an evil racist biggotted troll, who spouts obvious lies without caring - like many, they are just exploiting the brain-dead far-right for attention.

"Moderate Christian"? That comment is so fucked up ..

Bad blood: Theranos CEO charged with massive fraud

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Re: Buh-bye

You miss his point: On a techie site, talking about Kepler, they felt the need to say "artificial", as if the clarification is needed.

He's still a grumpy old git though!

It's Pi day: Care to stuff a brand new Raspberry one in your wallet?

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Re: Dates

"Until you run into the Year 9999 problem."

That's already been addressed! :-)

https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2550

BitCalm Gone Bye Bye?

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Re: BitCalm Gone Bye Bye?

"made a curious typo in his backup and restore script."

Probably mistyped the device filename, e.g. /dev/rnt instead of /dev/rmt on a unix server which used static device file entries rather than a devfs.

If the device filename doesn't exist, an ordinary file is created on the filesystem instead!

I used to find loads of those around servers I helped manage - people doing manual writes to export data from one location to another (back then, tapes were more viable than their network!) - presumably by the time they discovered the tape was blank, they repeated the task, not realising what had caused the original problem, and therefore not tidying up after themselves.

OK, deep breath, relax... Let's have a sober look at these 'ere annoying AMD chip security flaws

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"Not sure what the downvotes are all about for my last post?"

Like many here I was deeply involved in fixing Y2K issues, and the problem was very real - most of them embarrassingly so.

We expect ill-informed comments like that from the tabloids, not El Reg readers.

What if Y2K when it happened had caused loads of real problems? The tabloids would have moaned that with all their warnings, and "all the money thrown on it [by poor tax payers already propping up immigrants and doleys]", we still couldn't sort it out.

P.S. Incorrect use of question marks bugs me. Are you not sure, or unsure whether you're not sure?

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Did somebody say Brexit? Cambridge Analytica grilled: Brit MPs' Fake News probe

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Re: *wah-wah* They started it!

My point wasn't that he's picking "on my team" - more that they assume I have a team in the first place.

I realise he's talking about America, and in America, the partys are treated as teams, but even then, I think it's insulting to Americans to assume that just because they are picking up one party for ill-doing, that they automatically love the other party, and have no quarms with them doing the same thing.

His argument is making assumptions about other peoples political morals, and then using those assumptions to basically accuse them of being hypocrites.

Hence my reaction would be along the lines of "they did it too? go after them too then!"

A lot of people vote for whichever party/candidate they think is best for them at the time. They may change their minds come next election. The flag-waving-idol-cheering crowds (whether it's Trump, Clinton, or Sanders) doesn't really happen here. Sure, you get the party faithful down at HQ for the TV shots, but for the majority, they realise that who they vote for today will probably screw them tomorrow ! :-)

I think that attempting to win an argument by deflecting it onto someone they assume you support unconditionally is a weak tactic - especially for someone who presumably has a doctorate.

cheers

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

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".....including Pastor Lennard Torebring of Södermalmskyrkan, a church in the heart of Stockholm.

"We believe in sexual purity and that sexuality needs to be protected through marriage," he told local rag StockholmDirekt."

Fine. Then don't have sex unitl you're married. Simple. No-one is forcing youto do what these guys are doing..

If they were campainging for you and others to follow suit, I'd agree with you - I mean, complaining to the media about something that is none of your business, and attempting to force your views onto others in such a way would be disgusting

TL;DR Mind your own fucking business and sort out the depravity in your own bloody organisation.