* Posts by Jamie Jones

4302 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jun 2007

Funnily enough, China fuming, senator cheering after Huawei CFO cuffed by Canadian cops at Uncle Sam's request

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Re: Jaywalking

I don't know why you were downvoted for that!

Oh, so their argument (presumably) is it was Huawei-USA that exported the equipment? I just assumed they'd have done it China -> Iran

EDIT: Ah yes, I just read the linked Reuters article which mentions "US origin products".

Cheers for the nudge!

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Even if this happened, she didn't break Chinese law. I don't see how they can do anything other than maybe put sanctions on Huawei's US operation.

We don't have jaywalking laws in the UK. But does this mean if I cross the road in Wales, I could be extradited to the USA for breaking it's jaywalking laws? (ok, ok, I know it's not that severe a crime, but you get the jist of my argument)

Why millions of Brits' mobile phones were knackered on Thursday: An expired Ericsson software certificate

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Re: Don't feel so bad Ericsson, you probably did us all a favour!

I was on the tube one evening, about 8pm. It wasn't packed, but most seats were taken.

Everyone was doing the usual - reading the adverts, looking at their phones, trying to avoid eye-contact.

Then at one stop, 3 or 4 people got on.. Shall we say "in the party spirit"... They were singing, and talking to the rest of us, and cracking jokes with us, and goading us all into generally joining in.

The whole carriage joined in, and started cracking jokes too. Even when these people got off, everyone else on the carriage continued chatting, and everyone said "bye" when they got off at their stop.

Just needs an ice-breaker...

Brits' DNA data sent to military base after 'foreign' hack attacks – report

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Re: "100,000 Genomes Project is secure, insists chair"...

Are you me?

Yet another mega-leak: 100 million Quora accounts compromised by system invaders

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"I have yet to read a post anywhere where someone who is called an insulting name responds with "thank you for showing me the error of my ways - as a result of your reply I have looked deep within my soul and now realise I am a moron. Henceforth all my posts will be sparkling with enlightenment and reason".

Yeah, fair point.

I wasn't clear in my original post - whilst my 2 posts were deleted, the original (which were far more hateful) were allowed to remain. If they'd been deleted as well as mine, then fine. But as it is, someone can write something hateful, and you are unable to call them out on it. So, posts like that go unchallenged, which is far more destructive in my opinion.

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I deleted my Quora account after 2 of my posts had been deleted by them.

I did have some quite detailed responses to technical queries and other stuff posted there, but I also strayed into non-techincal stuff.

I read on a religious thread a man who said he was a devout Christian who was shocked when his son came out as gay, but after trying to understand, and get to know his sons partner, he realised he'd been a close-minded bigot, and now he gets on great with both of them, and his sons parter is like a son to him.

I woman resonded "I'm like you.... My daughter came out as lesbian. I was truly sickened. It's deplorable, But she's my daughter, so I have to get along with her, even though she sickens me and is an evil sinner to the lord" [ words to that affect ]

My reply contained a line, something like "No. You are not like him. He was put into a situation where he opened his mind, realised his bigotry and grew from it. You are just an evil and horrible person"

That post was flagged and deleted for "insulting a quora member" - never mind the fact she'd just told everyone her daughter discusts her, and she finds her abhorrent.

The second post was from someone who wrote a long fox-news style report about how muslims have taken over London.

I gave a long detailed reply, including links to facts etc. but my post was deleted because somewhere along the line I called him a bigotted moron.

So I deleted my account - be polite and civil etc.. yeah, i get that, but they are so over-pc, they end up protecting the real tossers. You can say something really horrible, but if someone calls you out on it, and they flag it, strike against you.

It's why quora mainly consists of:

1) Standard questions requiring a specific answer -- the sort of thing google can solve.

2) Moronic trolling posts from fake ID's that don't care if they are banned.

3) "Debate" that is so toned down, it's useless. No-one dare say anything that upsets anyone else - to the point where it totally stiffles discussion.

No, you haven't gone deaf – the Large Hadron Collider has been wound down for more upgrades

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bootnote

The inverse femtobarn is one of Vulture South's favourite units of measurement.
Surely not more so than "size of Wales" ?

Intel eggheads put bits in a spin to try to revive Moore's law

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Re: Amazing stuff

Oh, I don't think the EU farts glittery rainbows. :-)

There's lots wrong with it, but we have chance of influencing any change now!

This does beg the question... Why didn't the leave campaign concentrate on any of the real issues? Why did they just focus on scaremongering and lies?

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Re: Amazing stuff

"It was explained to me by a Brit who lives in both the US and London that people got fed up with some non-UK citizen sitting in Brussels (I think???) telling everyone what they can and cannot do."

I'm not going to downvote you (it was unfair that anyone did!), but I will say:

Yes, that explanation is EXACTLY how the brexitters perceive the situation.

It is, of course, absolute bollocks.

For years the goverment have blamed the EU for their cockups.... And for years, some sheep have believed it.

There is a European parliament. We have British members of that parliament, that are voted for by British people (thought I bet most of the brexitters can't even name their MEP (member of the european parliament))

The UK has a strong veto in the EU. We had a lot of influence. There are 751 MEP's, representing the 28 European countries... Guess how many of them represent Britain?

73.

Almost 10% of the EU 28 is controlled by britain, so if any country should be pissed at "eu control" it's certainly not us.

Again, you can bet your last dollar the brexitters don't know this, either.

The brexitters were scared into being scared about immigrants stealing our benefits and our jobs (sound familar?) even though the EU has fuck all to do with "all those mooslims", and even though the UK is able to expell EU citizens who aren't contributing to the economy after 3 months (the UK chose not to do so)

It is very much like with trump. Scare the people into voting for the very people who will screw them more - tax breaks for the rich etc.

Jacob-rees-mogg, who's father wrote a book on how to profit from a collapsing britain [ Blood in the streets - that book, by the way, is staight out of the neocon handbook - Paul Ryan etc. would agree with it 100% ] .. has an investment company that recently moved to Ireland "to better serve a post brexit economy". His plans for brexit are:

From: Who is behind the push for a post-Brexit free trade deal with the US?

The priority areas for removing “anti-competitive” EU regulations articulated in Plan A+ are unpicking data protection rules (GDPR) introduced by the EU to ensure privacy, and allowing the free flow of data across borders, which would let big tech companies use our data – or abuse it. EU regulations that require exporters using chemicals to present safety data to the European commission before obtaining authorisation for imports are a burden on business, including the plastics sector, the thinktanks say, and should go. Likewise pharmaceuticals companies find the requirements on transparency around clinical trials onerous and should be allowed longer patents – that is, more expensive drugs for the rest of us.

Anyway, if you're interested, all this information is out there, and explained far better than I could, but basically, if you think of a brexitter as a gullible scared dimwitted trump voter, you won't be far wrong.

EDIT:Blinky got in there before me, whist I was writing this!

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Re: Okay, we're going to be using spin now - then what ?

Don't be fooled by the article.. It's just Intels spin on things.

Ok, ok, I'm going!

GCHQ pushes for 'virtual crocodile clips' on chat apps – the ability to silently slip into private encrypted comms

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I don't. I see where you're coming from, but nooooooooooooo.

Governments aren't our masters, they are there to do our collective bidding.

Why should even "good" governments get to see whatever they want?

What happenned to good old police work in solving crimes? You never had dragnet bugging of the local pub etc...

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Canaries...

We'll end up with the more caring providers avoiding gagging orders like this:

** admin has joined chat**

Hi. Just to let you know we've not added anyone to your conversation. Bye.

** admin has left chat**

One minute later:

** admin has joined chat**

Hi. Just to let you know we've not added anyone to your conversation. Bye.

** admin has left chat**

One minute later.....

What a meth: Woman held for 3 months after cops mistake candy floss for hard drugs

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Re: Border wall

You could throw in the "infinite length coastline" argument there too!

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Re: Beneath the vehicle's floor?

Before asking why, I suggest you have a look under your cars floor-mats -- especially if you have kids!

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Re: Re; Moral

"But, even if that weren't the case, where would I go?"

Well, don't look at the UK, we're doing well in the same race to the bottom.

If you find an answer, let me know!

Blockchain study finds 0.00% success rate and vendors don't call back when asked for evidence

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Re: Blockchains are a wonderful tool .....

You must mean this: beowulf-cluster.jpg :-)

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Re: Blockchains are a wonderful tool .....

"My technology is a block on the end of some chain. It's amazing for separating people from their cash. I call myself a blockchain consultant.

After the block has hit you a few times, you soon let go of your wallet."

You *imagine* it's like that, but in the real world, you'll build a million dollar cluster....... :-)

[ Obvious link: https://xkcd.com/538/ ]

Mystery sign-poster pities the fool who would litter the UK's West Midlands

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Re: Another design approach:

But a rubbish bin will get emptied on the streets, like some do with ashtrays....

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Re: Mommy

Paaah. We use "Mater", or "mother, dearest" when being informal!

OneDrive is broken: Microsoft's cloudy storage drops from the sky for EU users

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Re: time to fess up...

"UK. We recently had a power cut - seconds afterwards the wired phone on the master socket started ringing. A recorded message told me there was a known unscheduled outage."

Great. So, no sooner are you plunged into darkness, but the phone rings, causing you to stumble when going to answer it :-)

And oy, my glass is still half-empty!

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Re: Ah the Cloud

It's all cloud-cuckoo-land

Take my advice and stop using Rubik's Cubes to prove your intelligence

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Re: ICL - It Can't Last

ICL - It didn't last! Fully absorbed by Fujitsu in 2002, not long after I left!

Gigabit? More like, you can gigabet the US will fall behind on super-fast broadband access

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Re: The report correctly notes:

"Live a little, learn Lynx ... 26 years old, and still going strong!

I use w3m and heirloom-mailx daily, despite having 80Mbs. Two things the kids today don't understand:

- when to use the most efficient task for a job - a quick email / google lookup takes seconds without needing to touch a mouse.

- how to "MacGyver" up a solution - like with your Fort Bragg example.. In that same situation many people would be lost, claiming a soultion was impossible.

Blighty: We spent £1bn on Galileo and all we got was this lousy T-shirt

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

If you gave a crap about democracy, you would welcome a referendum based on the final situation, especially as the first was run on illegal campaigning and lies.

But then, you know that current polls show that over half the voters want to remain, which scares you no end. Democracy? When it suits you.

Now, even ignoring the fact that he already lives in the EU, and you're taking that away from him, explain how he can move to Europe? Removal of free travel and immigration rights doesn't just apply to the UK and the "bloody foreigners pinching our jobs, houses, and benefits"

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

His claim was only amusing if you find others misfortune funny.

Because of backwards people like you, we aren't "free to go".

Hope that is clear.

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Re: Well, who'd have thought it?

"David Davis was undermined COMPLETELY by Traitor Mrs May .. she even took most of his neogitiators off him and gave them to Olley Robinson. David Davis had a free trade plan.

Just look a the cr@ppy mess created by Mrs May .. a REMAINER.

A dirty little filthy disgusting traitor REMAINER."

Blimey! What a totally unhinged rant, complete with random capitalised words and everything! You are a typical brexitter!

May is defintitely not a remainer. Where have you been the last 2 years? The hypocrite pretended to support remain when she was still under Cameron. sure. but that was the obvious lie.

Anyway, where the hell do you get that we all support May? As a staunch remainer, I hate May. I'm not old enough to remember much about thatchers politics first hand, so can easily say that May is the worst and most slimey politician I've experienced (and I can even remember Blair)

The sad thing is, when everyting crashes and burns, you and your other daily mail friends will still be blaming the EU/remainers.

By the way, can you tell me why Rees-Mogg has moved all his companies assets and interests from the UK to Ireland?

"If you love the EU so much bugger off and live there .. I have for over 10 years. At least I know what Europeans think of the UK"

Trumpites use the line "if you hate the USA and freedom so much, why don't you move to North Korea?"

I'd say to you, if you don't want to live in Europe, you bugger off. You are now responsible for slowly turning us into a jingoistic nation, exploited by the rich and elite who don't actually give a crap about us - a nation where those like you who will suffer the most are the very ones that will vote for the oppressors. You didn't need to do that. You could have taken your MUKGA hat and just moved to one of those instead.

And as for what Europeans think about the UK, I've always found them to be fine. But how do you expect them to react when dealing with a blubbering manic old git who probably patronised them at every opportunity? It's little wonder your view is somewhat skewed.

Australia to build a pirate-proof fence: Brace yourselves, Google

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Re: "primary effect" is infringement

But a lot of copyrighted content uploaded to youtube is configured to atrribute (including financially) to the copyright holder, who is thsn happy for the content to be there, so it's not all illegal pirated stuff.

US told to quit sharing data with human rights-violating surveillance regime. Which one, you ask? That'd be the UK

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Pot, kettle? So what!

To some commenters: if we are breaching rules, let them call us out for it. *If* they aren't much better, it shouldn't affect our moral stance.

Don't turn this into a "whataboutism?"

Incidentally, I'd love Boris, Mogg, Farrage, and all the other chancers to explain this:

"Meanwhile, the UK's surveillance regime has repeatedly been found to fall short of European standards. The letter noted a recent ruling from the European Court of Human Rights that found various failings on the government's oversight of bulk interception of communications."

So, what about all this "taking back control" that the BRexiters bang on about? Surely it's not the case already where the UK does whatever the hell it wants when it cares, and uses the EU as an excuse in other cicrumstances? Surely not!

3ve Offline: Countless Windows PCs using 1.7m IP addresses hacked to 'view' up to 12 billion adverts a day

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Too right!

As for sheep per square mile, it's probably 0.00000000000000000000000000005 sheep per square mile if my bedroom is anything to go by!

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Re: "3ve" (pronounced "Eve".)"

"Not familiar with l33t speak then? (however stupid it is)"

Too familiar..... Hence my post. (which would have come across as a bit twatty if I hadn't!)

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"3ve" (pronounced "Eve".)"

No, it's pronounced "three-vee-ee".

At a push, you could maybe say "threeve", but then it would be written as such.

Bedroom design outfit slapped with £160k fine for 1.6 million spam calls

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Re: Not the real problem anyway

"Well, Ok, I'll answer your questions, but it better not take too long, the traffic is quite nasty at the moment, and what with this rain..."

"Ok, well, the place I usually buy my groceries is...... SHHHHHHHHHHHHIT....."

[ plays prerecorded sound of car brakes screeching, then crash ]

[hangs up phone]

[puts phone back on the table whilst sitting on the sofa giggling like a kid]

'Cuddly' German chat app slacking on hashing given a good whacking under GDPR: €20k fine

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:-)

As I said, I have no idea how their business runs - my example was not based on them, but a "mythological company like them"

But this is them! :

Holt Model Railways, Bishopston, Swansea

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That's the thing...

There's a largish shop in my village growing up, selling model railway stuff. It seemed quite specialist and out of place for a small village, but it turned out they had a strong national reputation and mail-order presence.

Now, I've no idea of their current business, or technical skills or website presence, so this is not related to them specifically, but imagine a fiicticious family company like that.

Presumably they'd by now have got a web presence, where most of their sales would be made. They need a website. They are a single store, family shop, but require a relatively decent online shop - the vast majority of orders would presumably come that way.

Now, they know nothing about the internet, but do know enough about the business to know that they need something more professional than grand-son Johnny to code it, so they search for a company to do the job, and then... the same thing as in this article happens to them.

Should they have known to use a third party transaction site? Should they have known to audit password storage methods?

They hired specialists. As John says, specialists all the way down?

By the way, I'm not writing this as a "gotcha". Presumably they have some sort of protection, but if a dodgy builder caused my house to fall down, presumably he'd be in some guild of builders than underwrite insurance on jobs?

In this case? I dunno. I'm curious, but stupid.

[ EDIT: I just googled the company I originally mentioned. They're still going, over 30 years later, but no ordering website, just some crappy front page template looking from the early 90's... There's more info on them via google maps than via their own website.. wow! ]

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.... saving upload bandwidth? :-)

Laptop search unravels scheme to fake death for insurance cash

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"That's a lesson learned too late by Igor Vorotinov"

"That's a lesson learned too late by the not too late Igor Vorotinov, "

FTFY

(thank-you, I'm here all week...... oh.. it's Friday...)

Talk in Trump's tweets tells whether tale is true: Code can mostly spot Prez lies from wording

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"free democratic society"?

<dream>

Is it really too much to expect a political system where if any politician is found to have lied, they are automatically sacked, and if the lie has caused financial losses, sued for them?

You'll laugh, because it sounds like cloud-cuckoo land, but that's because we are so used to the status quo.

If I lied to my bosses in work, I'd be sacked. If I was willfully neglegent, I could be sued.

Clearly the "leave it to the ballot box" philosophy doesn't work - people have short memories, and are easily "spun", and easily attracted to the shiny-shiny... Heck, if someone is sacked from their job, they could still try again in the next 4 year election cycle.. Let's see the populace short memory work against them..

Whether its americas trumpites, or our own brexiters, some people need help understanding the truth.

We deserve better than being governed by the best liars.

</dream>

Big data at sea: How the Royal Navy charts the world's oceans

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Lucky sod!

"our correspondent spent most of last week aboard the Enterprise, boldly going from Kristiansund to Trondheim via the Arctic Circle.

... and I bet you get paid for writing the articles too!

P.S. That picture: It's a pencil, not a straw! :-)

Using a free VPN? Why not skip the middleman and just send your data to President Xi?

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Re: "at least you know who the owners are"

"You do realise how incredibly insulting that statement is to adult entertainment working women, right ?"

... unless he was referring to the paid subscribers!

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Re: run your own? really?

"After all, most people in the UK who want to look like they're connecting from the US probably don't own a house in the US they can stick a VPN server in. Or even have the means to run one out of a US-based colo or something"

You can get a virtual server for $2.50 a month with http://www.vultr.com/

When you buikd your server, you can load one of the various install ISOs, or one of your own, or even install a 'pre-installed' openvpn ISO.. It's virtually point-and-click to get running, but yet it's your own machine with it's own ip, and root access etc.

Generally faster than using a more expensive 'paid vpn' service.

(I'm not involved with them - I'm just a happy customer of some of their other services)

Microsoft sysadmin hired for fake NetWare skills keeps job despite twitchy trigger finger

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"A pile of duck turds?"

Phew! And there was me worrying about monsters...

A little phishing knowledge may be a dangerous thing

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Re: I'll say it again and again

"Countries need a {SEM} Secure Email, provided by Gov..."

LOL. Careful, people may think you are serious!

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Re: Someone should tell Tesco Bank

I deal with one company (can't remember which one off hand) that sends out mails as HTML and plain text.. However, instead of the plain text being a version of the HTMLardised message, it just contains "We've attempted to contact you with this email message, but you are using an out of date email client that cannot display modern email messages. Please update it"

Great customer PR there!

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Re: E-mail Client

"If you're using Firefox change network.IDN_show_punycode to true and you won't get pwned next time."

Thanks. I do sometimes use firefox, but not regularly. However, that's how I have it already: The error message I posted shows the URL just as I see it. I pasted it to show I don't get tricked by punycode!

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Re: "nothing like me at all"

"It's exactly like you. You want to play with phishers. Don't. They do this for a living, they are better at it than you are, they will win."

You know nothing about me. You know nothing about what I know.

You seem to think that reading an email in "mailx" (unix, command line) somehow opens me up to all sorts of hassle.

You seem to think that me fetching a page url with fetch/curl or opening it in w3m will pwn me.

You don't know about the work I did with rfc822 back in 1991, or the "reverse engineering" of session-based (cookie/GET token/POST token/other http headers) web sites I did professionally (BT regretted that I did) a number of years ago.

You presumably think that because someone posts crappy jokes, and comments with terrible spelling, they are somehow inferior.

So shut-up. You don't know me. You don't know what I know.

And please inform me next time I've stumbled from the "El Reg" forums into a high-level professional techinal meeting. I promise to wear a suit. It will probably impress you.

Microsoft slips ads into Windows 10 Mail client – then U-turns so hard, it warps fabric of reality

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Re: Ad block plus blocks this article

"Here is a wired thing, ad block plus blocks on iOS this entire article, not just the ads, but the entire url. The rest of the reg is fine. Conspiracy?"

But does it work ok on wi-fi?

(sorry, someone had to do it!...)

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