* Posts by diodesign

3261 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Sep 2011

IBM's Marissa Mayer moment: Staff ordered to work in one of 6 main offices – or face the axe

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Re: Marissa Mayer

I think it's pretttttty clear the quotes are from Peluso. She's mentioned and named right through the story and there's a screenshot of her from her staff vid, captioned "Michelle Peluso". And the link with Mayer is explained after.

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Russia (A) bans web porn as a 'bad influence' (B) decriminalizes domestic violence – or (C) all of the above?

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Re: Decriminalisation: Does this do the opposite of what you think?

Nice of you to give Russia the benefit of the doubt but it's been dubbed the "slapping law" even by Russian media. Rather than faff around with burden of proof, it reduces the punishment of family-on-family abuse, so that it becomes a minor matter kept out of court. Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said that family conflicts do "not necessarily constitute domestic violence."

It sends the message that it's OK to beat your spouse or kids: at worst you'll get a $500 fine or a 15-day arrest warning. Meanwhile: porn is bad!!1

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Re: Anonymous

We call him "Vlad" as a piss take, not as a language-correct reference.

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Second time's a charm? WD tries again with 3D NAND, doubles capacity

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Re: Misnomer Alert

TLC is triple level cell: three bits are used to data in eight levels (000, 001, 010, 011, 100, 101, 110, 111). Blame the flash industry for the slightly odd naming.

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Re: nvm.expert

Yup, the graph was wrong - we've torn it out. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong.

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Intel Atom chips have been dying for at least 18 months – only now is truth coming to light

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Re: sanmigueelbeer

"If this is the case, then I can fully understand why Intel is behaving like this."

Extremely strange that Intel won't explain this or say this. And some of the affected components started shipping in 2014. If you bought an Atom-powered NAS in 2015, would you want to start 2017 knowing it could die after the next reboot? It's crappy quality.

"Intel wants to control the situation before everything gets to 'chaos' mode."

No shit. Sorry, we don't do Intel's PR. Happy to set the cats among the pigeons and get some real answers out of vendors, rather than suppliers hiding behind NDAs while people's devices mysteriously fail.

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RAF pilot sent jet into 4,000ft plummet by playing with camera, court martial hears

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Re: 15,000 feet-per-minute

Peeps, can you email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong.

Edit: OK, you lot can wind in that snark. At one brief point, the aircraft fell 15,000 feet a minute, although fell 4,400 ft in 33 seconds. See the linked gov.uk report.

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Chrome 56 quietly added Bluetooth snitch API

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Re: matt

Matt, we hate the fact that web browsers can access webcams, too. Fuck that noise.

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FYI: Ticking time-bomb fault will brick Cisco gear after 18 months

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Re: Intel is likely

Thanks - we'll look into it!

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New US Net Neutrality law coming 'within three months' – advisor

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Re: this rates a "pants on fire"

The net neutrality debate is exactly that, a debate. There are shrill and moderate voices on both sides. We've written heaps about net neutrality amid Comcast et al screwing over subscribers. Andrew's writing from the other side, the side that argues what the FCC was dong was flawed.

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Pure unsheathes the FlashBlade, cuts out NetApp legacy system

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Re: Re: Am I mis-reading this?

Thanks - article tweaked.

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PDP-10 enthusiasts resurrect ancient MIT operating system

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Re: PDP-11 emulation on ITS?

No, there really is a PDP-11 emulator in the ITS source code.

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Forgot your GitHub password? Facebook cooks up spec to reset logins via social network

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Re: ermm. a question.

Well, if you compromised someone's FB account, you can then compromise their GitHub - just like if you compromise someone's Gmail, you can compromise their GitHub by reseting the password. This is why you have two-factor auth on your GitHub account. And all accounts.

The point of this is: who is better at writing and maintaining a secure account recovery mechanism - you or Facebook (or Google etc)? If you, then do it yourself. Otherwise, use someone else's working system instead.

Also means you don't have to store personal info stuff like mother's maiden names in your database.

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Facebook ad biz comes under scrutiny in MPs ‘Fake News’ probe

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Re: Re: It's all fake anyway - The picture

Fun fact: one of my bosses from my UK newspaper days was a news editor on the Sport, and he says he was involved in that WW2 bomber story. Or was the London double decker bus found at the North Pole?

Anyway, at least the Sport was obviously spoofed. If you read Stick It Up Your Punter! and similar books, you'll hear about real hacks putting together made-up "special investigations" for years. Sad, really.

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Happy Friday: Busted Barracuda update borks corporate firewalls

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Re: not understanding

Yes, this was new data pushed out to Barracuda devices from Barracuda.

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Trump signs 'no privacy for non-Americans' order – what does that mean for rest of us?

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Re: Yet ANOTHER Trump story?

We published 40 stories yesterday, four of which were about Donald: FBI+AG picks who want backdoors; IBM swinging its axe despite promising to Trump it will hire more; Trump admin using private email; Trump admin silencing scientists.

These involve technology, did not dominate the news list, and are a hot topic right now. So, sorry you're tired of the new president already: 90% of new El Reg content on Wednesday had nothing to do with Donald, though.

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CHEERS! Office 2013 now on Wine 2.0

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Dates + discussion

Thanks - we've clarified the dates in the story. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong.

Also, discussion about Wine 2.0 is continuing over here on our earlier story. I've closed this topic to keep all chat about the software in one place.

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Wine 2.0 lands: It's not Soylent for booze but more Windows apps on Linux and Mac OS

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Re: "get a guernsey"?

It's Australian slang. We're entertaining and educational.

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We've found a ‘vaccine’ for fake news. Wait! No, we really are Cambridge researchers

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Re: Blimfield

"Also, no reporters of this 'news' (including El Reg) carry any links to the original research"

We normally link to research - I've added the URLs to the article.

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UK.gov still drowning in legacy tech because no one's boarding Blighty's £700m data centre Ark

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Re: Legacy stuff isn't the problem.

"Why are you trying to demonize "legacy"?"

Because (as the article says) you're left with technology that few people understand. This is on top of the fact that you're missing out on recent/modern updates. It's called technical debt for a reason.

Blame management, blame the developers and architects, blame whoever. Blaming doesn't fix the problem. Fixing the problem fixes the problem.

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Windows 10 networking bug derails Microsoft's own IPv6 rollout

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"Is this a typo or misprint?"

Neither. Keane said:

"As we needed to support Android devices on our guest network, and Android doesn’t support DHCPv6, not having this feature was a problem."

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Google harvests school kids' web histories for ads, claims its Mississippi nemesis

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Re: ratfox

"Sorry, I'm going to be a stickler"

Look, Hood is on record claiming Google may be selling students' info. We've quoted him as such. The lawsuit accuses Google of breach of contract. We've said as such.

The lawsuit accuses Google of misusing students' data for "any" advertising purposes. Hood, outside the lawsuit, says this includes marketing/selling data to third parties. So there is a gap there, but the article makes that distinction - Hood says this, Hood says that, the lawsuit wants Google to open up.

Essentially, Google is being accused of potentially breaching a contract in which it promised to respect kids' privacy. That's the gist of the story however you look at the above. Google, FWIW, declined to comment.

Please, try not to nitpick us to death and accuse us of fake news. It's tedious.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

Re: ratfox

> I can't find any other website claiming that Hood is accusing Google of selling data to third parties

This is literally what Hood said on the record, and is quoted in the story saying: "Through this lawsuit, we want to know the extent of Google's data mining and marketing of student information to third parties."

If you read through the lawsuit (eg, G 52-53), you'll see the AG accusing Google of potentially breaking promises not to share students' info to third parties, such as Google's advertising partners, without disclosing it to parents.

You guys are trollin' me. Stop it.

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Re: veti

"or by El Reg, who really should know better 'cuz this is exactly how fake news spreads."

What are you on about?

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

Re: Destroy All Monsters et al

Huh. What did we get wrong? We summed up the claim, we linked to the filing, a comment poster made an assumption, read the PDF, changed their mind, and... we're the bad guys?

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Is Qualcomm price gouging phone makers? Not everyone thinks so

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Re: I read elsewhere

"Qualcomm is only offering to license their CDMA patents based on a percentage of the cost of the entire phone"

That is something Qualcomm does (Register passim) and has got it into trouble around the world for its, er, unorthodox approach. It typically asks for a percentage of the phone cost in royalties.

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Boffins link ALIEN STRUCTURE ON VENUS to Solar System's biggest ever grav wave

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Re: Re: Will nobody think of the tax payers?

"It is a pity the Reg could not make it that clear in the first place. They seem to have lost all their science-qualified writers who could examine critically a press release or abstract rather than just copying the words."

Are you kidding me??? We used the correct term in the correct context, and we're the ones who screwed up?

So you're saying we have to caveat everything we write in case someone doesn't understand. You want articles that read like: "The board has 4GB of RAM – that's readable-writeable memory not read-only ROM - and an ARMv8 CPU - that's CPU not GPU..."

Get outta here.

PS: The article was written by someone with an astrophysics degree and edited by someone with an engineering degree.

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Re: Re: Click baity headline is click bait

"Aren't ALL structures on Venus 'alien' structures?"

Yes. That's the gag.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

Re: Click baity headline is click bait

I remember when ironic headlines lampooning the bonkers Brit tabloid culture weren't called clickbait, they were just Register headlines. This is back before the kids ruined everything with their Upworthies and BuzzFeeds.

Oh well, if you want boring, ZDNet's that way ----->

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Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

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Re: private v public

It makes no difference - Microsoft staff have access to your private and public OneDrive data.

Their servers, their rules.

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Fake History Alert: Sorry BBC, but Apple really did invent the iPhone

diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

Re: Can we please stop using "fake news"

We're using it ironically.

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FBI let alleged pedo walk free rather than explain how they snared him

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Re: What am I missing here?

"that the FBI embedded malware in content returned to the originator of a TOR query"

Yeah, if you click through to previous stories, this is most likely the case. It also says it in the article.

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Splunk: Why we dumped Perforce for Atlassian's Bitbucket of Gits

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Re: A Brief Response from the Referenced Author

Full disclosure: p4jbw is a perforce.com employee.

Thing is, Splunk was not using Perforce Helix, they were using pre-Helix Perforce, but you're talking about Helix, so.... ?

Also, you say your software is not "strictly centralized" but your own publicity reads: "You are probably quite familiar with Perforce’s centralized architecture." So... ?

And you say your software is not "strictly proprietary" but parts of it are closed source. So... ?

Normally the words "factually inaccurate" are the sole factual inaccuracies. Thanks for showing our readers the kind of tedious nitpicking-to-death journalists go through on a daily basis with vendors.

Thanks for calling.

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Microsoft's cmd.exe deposed by PowerShell in Windows 10 preview

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Re: jongalloway

You can put the pitchfork down - it's super clear in the article what's happened. And from Microsoft's own people, quoted high up in the piece:

"In an effort to bring the best command line experiences to the forefront for all power users, PowerShell is now the de facto command shell from File Explorer.

"It replaces Command Prompt (aka 'cmd.exe') in the WIN + X menu, in File Explorer's File menu, and in the context menu that appears when you shift-right-click the whitespace in File Explorer."

Don't forget, Microsoft is a huge company. It's a classic case of someone announcing one change and then another part of the business yelling "WTF? NO!"

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Busted Oracle finance cloud leaves Rutgers Uni unable to foot bills

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Re: hedgerow-league

Not quite ivy-league.

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Re: so, which version of Oracle financial product is that?

It would be nice but we get the feeling it's a customized package of ERP products being phased in gradually - the best we can determine at the moment is that it's a suite of tools running on Oracle Cloud Financials and Oracle Cloud Fusion.

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Hackers could turn your smart meter into a bomb and blow your family to smithereens – new claim

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Re: Tom Paine

Well, dang. We've updated the article with a little more info and background - basically, given the whole thing a healthy dose of skepticism.

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Re: FFS

It was spotted during the edit - but our search'n'replace game was weak. It's been fixed, lessons learned.

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‘Artificial Intelligence’ was 2016's fake news

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Re: Please rearrange these words

It's been fixed, thanks. Our production desk has been light in the run up to Christmas and New Year's Eve due to illness, people taking time off and paternity leave. We're gradually getting back up to speed.

Having said that, I disagree that our editing has dropped like a stone: we're doing our best against operations like the NYT and WSJ that have armies of editors and still screw up. You're welcome to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong. The volume of mail to that address is reassuringly light. When it gets a flood of messages, we know we've screwed up.

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Meet the Internet of big, lethal Things

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Re: RXD Vs TXD

No, the arrow is correct - look up the chip. The TXD pin on a CAN bus transceiver is an input. Don't take any data/commands from the internet, basically. By cutting off the pin or not connecting it, you don't allow malicious packets into the CAN system.

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Building IoT: Forget the vision, just show us how to build it

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Re: All aboard the IoT train

Wrong - we'll still give crap IoT a kicking (and there's a lot to kick). Just because we're running a conference about IoT doesn't mean we're gonna kiss its ass. C'mon, we're El Reg.

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Kingpin in $1m global bank malware ring gets five years in chokey

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Re: David Roberts

The cops described him as a "key player" which fits the definition of a kingpin: "a person or thing that is essential to the success of an organization or operation."

Kingpin doesn't mean the boss - it means, well, a key player. A vital villain. A crucial crook.

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diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

Re: Kingpin

Yeah, sure, but it fit nicely in the space for the headline and we got to use 'villain' in the intro. That word needs more love.

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Ham-fisted: Chap's radio app killed remotely after posting bad review

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Re: It's not one staffer or one guy.

Yeah, we're writing a follow-up right now.

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Jimbo Welshes on pledge to stop fundraising

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Re: Big John

From the linked article:

> "It's the Khmer Rouge in diapers," observes one regular Register reader, which seems as good a description as any to us.

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Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

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Re: Anonymous

Oh it's real. From your legislature's .gov website:

"A BILL TO AMEND THE CODE OF LAWS OF SOUTH CAROLINA, 1976, BY ADDING ARTICLE 5 TO CHAPTER 15, TITLE 16 SO AS TO ENACT THE "HUMAN TRAFFICKING PREVENTION ACT", TO REQUIRE A BUSINESS, MANUFACTURER, WHOLESALER, OR INDIVIDUAL THAT MANUFACTURES, DISTRIBUTES, OR SELLS A PRODUCT THAT MAKES CONTENT ACCESSIBLE ON THE INTERNET TO INSTALL AND OPERATE A DIGITAL BLOCKING CAPABILITY THAT RENDERS OBSCENITY INACCESSIBLE AND TO SET MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS FOR THE BLOCKING CAPABILITY"

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Ancient water found in Canada is two billion years old – giving hope to Mars colony dreamers

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Re: Close

Thanks - but can you email corrections@theregister.com next time, please? That way we can fix it quickly rather than much later when we get round to reading the comments.

Cheers.

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Security! experts! slam! Yahoo! management! for! using! old! crypto!

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Re: Please stop using ! ! ! in titles every time there's a Yahoo! story

Oh ok, since you asked so nice, we'll just drop them. We've been doing them for years as a running joke, but because you, one person, demanded it, we'll stop the gag right now.

Just! kidding!

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Reschedule the holiday party, Patch Tuesday is here and it's a big one

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Re: Cagelog has the following

It fixes the DHCP issue, according to Microsoft. See our story here.

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Snowden: Donald Trump could get pal Putin to kick me out of Russia

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Re: BillG

Bill, stop being tedious.

Snowden was asked if Trump could get him imprisoned. One very obvious way that would happen is if Snowden is deported from Russia and obtained by the US where he, right now, faces treason charges. Snowden said it was possible he could be locked up as a result of pressure from Trump but he wasn't worried about it. The article doesn't say it is likely to happen. That much is clear.

Don't accuse us of fake news.

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