* Posts by diodesign

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Judge refuses to Ctrl-Z divorce order made by a misclick

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Well..

We do link to the full judgment if you need some bedtime reading.

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San Francisco's light rail to upgrade from floppy disks

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Re: Are you sure you got that date right? Was not it 88?

If you watch the original source, they said it was installed 26 years ago (1998) and it was designed to last 20-25 years, which all makes sense, and why it needs upgrading.

I think perhaps some of us think 1998 was 10 years ago. It was 26. In 1998, USB was only 2 years old. Netscape was 4 years old. Arm IPO'd. 1998 is hella history.

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German state ditches Windows, Microsoft Office for Linux and LibreOffice

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And in 2020...

FWIW in 2020, new leaders in Munich pledged to favor open source after that switch back to Windows. But it's not entirely clear whether that achieved anything significant.

If we find anything concrete, we'll build that into our coverage.

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Microsoft, OpenAI may be dreaming of $100B 5GW AI 'Stargate' supercomputer

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Correction

I think Doc's Delorean needed 1.21 jiggawatts. Someone give Sam a Mr Fusion and some banana peel.

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The Register meets the voice of Siri Down Under

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URL, schmurl

I wouldn't worry too much about URLs. They're for machines, not us, primarily.

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China encouraged armed offensive against Myanmar government to protest proliferation of online scams

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ICG

Hi -- if you did read about a while back then we'll check it out and reflect that in the piece. But our article is basically reporting the ICG findings.

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Sega grabs tech layoff baton and dumps couple hundred Euro staff

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Couple complaints

I don't think that extension can address stylistic choices. Sometimes (or most of the time) we skip words in headlines to keep them short and punchy to the point of being almost obnoxiously so.

We are a red-top after all.

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Some 300,000 IPs vulnerable to this Loop DoS attack

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Re: Metis Flag

No - it's an infinite loop, not that flag.

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Time to examine the anatomy of the British Library ransomware nightmare

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Re: Western Isles Council

I have a horrible feeling that this just keeps happening so much it's hard to keep up with. We'll make a note of it.

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Whistleblower raises alarm over UK Nursing and Midwifery Council's DB

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Re: As Always

Amen! ;-)

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Labor watchdog wants SpaceX's gag clauses to disintegrate like its exploding rockets

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They are problematic

"Certain exceptions" indeed, Elon.

Broadly worded clauses that ban people from discussing working conditions, employer policies and practices, severance terms and wages, conditions of employment, and related matters are likely to fall foul of the NLRB.

NDAs about trade secrets are OK, for example, but that's not what we're talking about here.

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Microsoft defends barging in on Chrome with pop-up ads pushing Bing, GPT-4

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Teams

Ah yeah, they started doing that last year, as we reported.

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Google gooses Safe Browsing with real-time protection that doesn't leak to ad giant

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"There is no such animal"

Nah, you misunderstand. It's non-commercial in that it cannot be used for commercial purposes (and it's also free of charge to use.)

It's not non-commercial for Google at all. It's not for commercial use by others.

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Japan's first private satellite launch imitates SpaceX's giant explosions

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You might be over-thinking it

Hi -- I think this says more about you than about us and your perception of criticism against Elon.

We're just pointing out that this launch went through the same sort of thing (RUD) SpaceX had to overcome. And Musk's lot figured it out, so good luck to Japan.

If Microsoft had a massive hole in its Windows login system and then Linux had a similar issue a week or year later, we'd probably reference that Microsoft bug in the Linux coverage. Pattern recognition; it's what humans do.

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We screwed up, oops

Yeah, we screwed up and broke the embed. It's now fixed. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com please if you spot anything wrong so we can fix it right away rather than realize too late.

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An engine that can conjure thrust from thin air? We speak to the designer

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Tweaked

Hey - yeah, he realized that wasn't well explained. So we went back to him and he gave us a revised explanation. It's in the piece now.

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More info

Ah, there's more detail in the previous article that we link to. The electric gun could be solar powered or from a nuclear device. Or any other way you want to make electricity.

And I've added some more links at the start of this latest piece to more info about the tech.

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Microsoft confirms Russian spies stole source code, accessed internal systems

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Different groups

Hi - Fancy and Cozy Bear are two separate Russian intelligence groups. They are not the same.

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Trump, who tried kicking TikTok out of the US, says boo to latest ban effort

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Reference

If you're wondering what the AC above is banging on about, it's that TikTok pushed a notification to US users warning them of the bill and urging fans to lobby their reps in Congress.

As such lawmakers got an earful this week, reportedly. It's mentioned in our article.

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VMware urges emergency action to blunt hypervisor flaws

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Re: Ethnicity required?

It's just a data point, there's no ill-will from us at least. It is what it is.

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IP address X-posure now a feature on Musk's social media thing

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Re: Free users cannot send DM's

Free users can send DMs, but it's a bit complicated as it depends on your settings and who you're messaging. We've taken that part out so as not to confuse anyone.

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Re: Peer to peer works this way

Yes, we've expanded that part of the article. We do know what IP addresses and P2P comms are all about.

This is a heads up for those who assumed Twitter's calling feature was routed through X servers. It's not, by default, you have to switch that on.

We felt this was something worth pointing out to people in general. Not everyone is an IT expert like yourself.

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Copilot pane as annoying as Clippy may pop up in Windows 11

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YMMV

Nah, we stand by what we wrote. This taskbar hover will annoy some.

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Google to reboot Gemini image gen in a few weeks after that anti-White race row

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Capitals

We capitalize both Black and White when referring to race, yes. It's our style.

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White CEOs, etc

Hi -- yeah, we've tidied that part up. We over-generalized there, ironically enough. While AI models do have biases and whatnot, Gemini was the opposite of the given example -- its problem was that it *didn't* depict White people as much as it should.

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Oxide reimagines private cloud as... a 2,500-pound blade server?

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Sizes

Hi -- FWIW I've added an editor's note on this point. Our vulture was told the 9 ft and 3000 lb figures in conversation with the Oxide team. It turns out those numbers were for the systems as shipped, not deployed.

The article has been updated to include the measurements as deployed.

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Microsoft veteran on how to blue screen your way to better testing

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Clarification

Hi -- yes, we meant that PS/2 support for the key combination was added in Win2K etc. We're not seriously suggesting Win2K was the first Windows to get PS/2 support, and Vista was the first to support USB keyboards.

Give us some credit!

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:-(

No, we meant that support for the crash-inducing key combination via PS/2 turned up in Win2K, etc, and what the article now more clearly says.

And no, we don't use AI to write articles.

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Re: "PS/2 keyboard support turned up in Windows 2000, USB keyboards were added with Vista in 2007"

Support for the crash-inducing key combination via PS/2 turned up in Win2K, etc, is what we meant, and what the article now more clearly says.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot something wrong so we can get things fixed ASAP.

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Staff say Dell's return to office mandate is a stealth layoff, especially for women

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"sexist in favor of females"

"two men were impacted, compared to 29 women"

Dell is so sexist in favor of women that the majority of the cited group affected by RTO were, er, women. Think you've misunderstood bigly.

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Forgetting the history of Unix is coding us into a corner

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Re: Links to talk?

Both links are in the second paragraph.

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Apple Vision Pro units returned as folks just can't see themselves using it

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Actually, seeing themselves wearing it

Might have tipped them over the edge.

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Angry mob trashes and sets fire to Waymo self-driving car

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Chinese New Year

FWIW I've added the Chinese New Year aspect. The Waymo car was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It drove right into the middle of people setting off fireworks in the street, and if you've ever been in SF during a CNY, you know it's loud, a little chaotic, and non-stop fireworks going off from the street level. And so it's no surprise, sadly, that someone decided to blow up a self-driving car in that moment.

It's delicate because, as someone who has lived in SF for 10 years next to Chinatown, I know the community isn't like this. This was morons taking advantage of the CNY weekend.

Edit: Also wanted to say - full disclosure - I've been in two driverless Waymo rides now, including one in miserable Bay Area February rain, and it felt as safe or safer than a random Lyft or Uber driver.

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Sam Altman's chip ambitions may be loonier than feared

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Re: G42

They are on our radar and we will cover them more. One story lately we did about them:

https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/28/cerebras_g42_china_refile/

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Meet VexTrio, a network of 70K hijacked websites crooks use to sling malware, fraud

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WordPress

Yup, a lot of them, dare I say most of them, are WP that were found by searching the web for unpatched / insecure installations.

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Mozilla CEO quits, pushes pivot to data privacy champion... but what about Firefox?

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Re: Article raises questions and makes bold statements

It's an opinion. You don't have, nor do we expect you, to agree with it. It's a position. You might support or dislike it. It might help you understand or articulate or form your own position.

That's free speech, friend.

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Europe's deepest mine to become Europe's deepest battery

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"Awful reporting"

Steady on, I think that's a bit unfair. We accidentally missed off the hours in megawatt-hours. It's now fixed.

We're a small team that's trying to do a lot, and we're gonna sometimes slip up. We try our best not to, but it happens. And when we do mess up, we try to fix it ASAP. Dropping us a note directly helps us get an update out faster.

I think awful is a bit harsh.

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Edited out

We removed that bit because it's not really relevant.

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It's MWh, not MW

Yeah, we know, we know, we accidentally left off the hours in megawatt-hours. W is the rate of energy being transferred or transformed, and Wh is a quantity, we get it.

Sometimes articles have mistakes. We try to fix those ASAP. Please don't forget to email corrections@ to get our attention straight away - we check that constantly and comments only when we have time.

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Ok, ok!

Yes, we made an error. It happens. We try to avoid them. If software has bugs, articles have mistakes. We try to fix them as soon as we can, and prevent them in the first place.

It should be - and now is - MWh. It's now corrected. Don't forget please to email corrections@ if you spot anything wrong so we can sort stuff out ASAP.

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AI models just love escalating conflict to all-out nuclear war

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See the paper for more

Hi - we can't reproduce the entire paper in an article, just take the more interesting bits from. We also always try to link through to papers and original sources so you can see more for yourself.

In this case, the methodology including full prompts etc are in the linked-to paper starting from section A (page 15) in its current version.

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Untangling Meta's plan for its homegrown AI chips, set to actually roll out this year

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Re: Energy efficiency

FWIW we didn't comment on the energy efficiency of MTIA, we spoke about the low power.

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Faraday plots a 64-core Arm chip with Intel inside

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"Not really news"

Give me a break. It is absolutely news given that it's Arm Neoverse, Intel's latest process nodes, and you're referring to something about 20 years ago. In 2024, this is new.

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What is Model Collapse and how to avoid it

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You know the saying:

The difference between science and screwing around is writing it down.

But more seriously: anyone can have a hunch, it takes studies to prove/conclude it.

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Microsoft hires energy mavericks in quest for nuclear-powered datacenters

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"Why the dismissive attitude?"

That's kinda how we roll around here. We maintain a healthy skepticism.

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Fujitsu gets $1B market cap haircut after TV disaster drama airs

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Also on El Reg

Yeah, and also here.

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Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation

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Oops, sorry

Yeah that should be 6000VA or 6KVA, not 6000KVA. It's now fixed.

Please don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong so we can tackle this sort of thing immediately. Thanks.

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Will AI take our jobs? That's what everyone is talking about at Davos right now

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Yeeaaah, it was sarcasm

Ah yeah, it was totally sarcasm. (We've fixed it. Cheers.)

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Researchers confirm what we already knew: Google results really are getting worse

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Comparisons

With Google the supersoaraway search engine still, our article focuses on the Big G. If you want to see how Bing etc fared, it's a mixed bag - some good, some bad - see the linked-to report for the details.

It's why we link to reports and original sources wherever we can - not all publications do that - so that you can dive deeper beyond our take of a situation. Articles are like products: you have to make a decision to ship at some point, and we shipped this story with a focus on Google.

There's still scope for a followup that compares Google with others, and it's on the todo list.

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'Morons'

So, shall I put you down as undecided on our reader satisfaction survey?

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