* Posts by DJ Smiley

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Anonymous cell: Shove off, credit-hoggers, WE took down HSBC

DJ Smiley

Re: Question

To answer your second question, they can.

As for the first, I'm no expert but you get "clever" about dropping the traffic instead of dealing with it nicely.

Kiwi three strikes piracy case collapses

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Devil

Re: Why they withdrew the case? Easy.

Then sue for the publicity.

They've published her name, her living arrangements, her age. Perfect Social Engineering material (Cue debate about her publishing this herself via a facebook profile vs the likelyhood of anyone visiting said profile prior to the case.)

Pirate Bay moves to the cloud to confound copyright cops

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Facepalm

Re: Not that ressilient

Can you explain this "tab" you speak of?

Because without 1., 2,3,4,5,6 and 7 have all failed.

DJ Smiley
IT Angle

Re: irrelevant tech fixes

blu ray encryption key is a common example known by any true techie of why what you just typed is utter trash.

'Hypersensitive' Wi-Fi hater loses case against fiendish DEVICES

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FAIL

Re: Think of the Children!

Except they don't.

When you buy any device capable of receiving over the air transmissions your required by law to fill in a form stating your details; address, etc.

Then when they compare this to the list of license holders, they bust in, to find you've actually used it to build a robot, or something similarly sinister!

GIANT EYEBALL PANIC ends: Oceanic peeper identified

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FAIL

Wasting.... by chucking in the sea where other animals can feed on it instead of bringing it on land wasting fuel, then having to dispose of it after having either let it go rotten on the ship, or kept it fresh and wasted more energy due to the production of ice to do so?

Yup, HUGE waste by returning it to the sea.

Free games for all after EA discount code goes viral

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Facepalm

Generally these laws will give you the rights to your money.... nothing more.

No money spend == nothing to claim back by going to court.

Miniature Baumgartner jumps from 128,000ft

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WTF?

Needs javascript..... I think?

Als je dit ziet dan doet de player het niet (dat rijmt). Bekijk de video hier. EN ZET JE JAVASCRIPT AAN!

Why is solid-state storage so flimsy?

DJ Smiley

Re: SSDs and HDDs both require backup...

Flash doesn't like heat. Take this from someone random on the internet, but its true ;)

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Dear Alistair

Upvote for not sounding utterly like a Anti-Apple fan while providing a decent and useful tip :)

The tips stop here: Starbucks to take Square Wallet payments

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FAIL

Fail from the start...

A image on the screen requires a few things people already don't like doing

1. Allowing the seller to get close to the device your paying with. NFC has done away with this as you simply swipe the phone/sticker/card etc over the reader never needing to actually pass your card over to the seller - however If for some reason your phone won't scan, it'll likely end up a case of "pass your phone and we can place it closer to the scanner....

2. Broken phone screens, suddenly not only can you not play angry birds, but you can't pay for that coffee either.

I'm sure theres 100's more reasons why this is a backwards step.

New questions raised over Kim Dotcom snooping

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Black Helicopters

Wasn't there multiple severing of the connections of under ocean fibre to NZ ?

That'd easily explain the random increases in ping and changes in traceroute. And those are far more likely than "zomg someone spying"

Now Space Station forced to DODGE flying Japanese junk

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Alien

Aerogel....

While the stuff is incredibly expensive (isn't everything involving space) couldn't they simply fly a giant petri dish filled with aerogel around to "capture" some of this junk? The aerogel would stop it simply "bouncing" off the the capturing device (which in turn could cause more issues)/

Maybe theres some obvious reason why this idea isn't workable (too large an area to cover?)

Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' ad nuked by watchdog - AGAIN

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FAIL

Re: Traffic Shaping!

Except they don't limit Streaming services, only P2P so maybe you should stop trolling so badly.

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

[no VM customer receives download speeds of less than 15Mbit/s].

Well thats untrue.

Yes, they are working to "upgrade" everyone to 20Mbit minimum, my upgrade was meant to be June, then July, August, Dec 2012 and then jumped to some time in 2013.

Needless to say I phoned up to moan and got a free (cheaper than current) upgrade to 30Mbit, however I doubt _every_ customer has done this in the last few weeks.

Liquefied-air silos touted as enormo green 'leccy batteries

DJ Smiley

Re: Penny wise, pound foolish.

Not really, you can slow down nuclear production, and speed it back up again too...

Varonis pushes out cloudy file transaction-tracking snitch

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Thumb Down

So this is running on their "local" system, yet stops them seeing networked systems (Because your not storing the senstive infomation on their local system if they shouldn't have access to it - right?)

If so, your networked file system is broken and should be fixed. It shouldn't be giving anyone access to files they shouldn't have access to.

Fixing a problem that doesn't exist aka sales speak. Why the sudden influx of these on the reg?!

Climate change threatens to SHRINK FISH AND CHIP SUPPERS

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Linux

Re: "According to computer models...

But at teh same time some fish DO much better in warmer waters.... and guess what, most of those fish are larger!

Firefox's birthday present to us: Teaching tech titans about DIY upstarts

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Alert

Re: I don't think that word means what you think it does...

Mozilla browser (as it was formally know) became Firefox.

née means a change of name I believe? So.... its correct?

DJ Smiley
WTF?

I maybe wrong....

"The message there is that human beings needn't simply wait for new gadgets to be bestowed upon them by the tech gods - they can go and make them themselves, and improve their world."

Hmmmm that'd mean you don't use Apples rendering for webpages on iOS devices. I believe you do even if its "firefox" your running the rendering system is still Apples? So much for throwing down those walls.

New Zealand Prime Minister apologizes for Dotcom spying

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Devil

Re: Bravo the NZ PM!

Nick Clegg - Student fees promise.

Well done for keeping up with current news :)

New I-hate-my-neighbour stickers to protect Brits' packages

DJ Smiley
IT Angle

Re: What to do?

Order the items with his address.

They'll be left with you.

DJ Smiley
Devil

9-5 and your lights are on?

No wonder we are in a energy crisis! :D

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

DJ Smiley
Angel

Maths Fail..

"The profligate Ms Finch, before she was given her McMarching orders, was earning around £180 a week. Even on that impressive salary, it would take her a tad over two years to repay the freebie chocolate bill."

Not really.

Mc Donalds profits come from paying customers, so how long would it take them to make a profit above her wages. If we concider they are timed to provide everything, a meal in 3 minutes at a cost of £4.99; she works 30 hours a week and maybe is providing meals for .....

Pfft I can't be bothered to do the math but you can see why your calcuation was fatally wrong.

Google promises autonomous cars for all within five years

DJ Smiley
WTF?

Re: Maybe other causes?

Yup, its not the fact you can pass the test simply by driving around the block thats the problem of course.

DJ Smiley
Coffee/keyboard

Re: Five years? They're on crack

lol you think modern cars don't already know these things?

Modern cars already monitor everything from tire pressure to the temperature outside to make sure the windscreen doesn't mist up.

Apple's brilliant plan to fix iOS Maps: Get YOU to do it

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Trollface

a Phone that can't make calls properly comes to mind...

DJ Smiley
IT Angle

Re: OMG They are talking to el'reg?

I dislike them as much as the next and this is another news article which isn't very friendly to them....

Not sure what your reading...

Anyway, unless you ever bothered to check the site said its completely unbiased when you signed up (it may do, it may not, I've not checked nor care) then really you don't have much to stand on?

It's kind of hard to ignore one of the biggest sellers of technical devices, no matter how much you dislike them.

BlackBerry network goes titsup inopportunely AGAIN

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Devil

... I sent a mp3 to my wife around 9:30am.....

Did I kill their entire network with a single mp3? :D

Swiss railways ticked off at iOS clock knock-off

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Facepalm

Re: Apple copying?!

Samsung aren't making iPhones...

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Looks like average 50+ year old swiss clock

Allowing and not chasing means you've allowed your patent to lapse and therefore can't protect it.... which they may have done.

We shall see.

Climate sceptic? You're probably a 'Birther', don't vaccinate your kids

DJ Smiley
Coffee/keyboard

Thnk that Apple never copied anyone

And samsung copied apple....

Another one for the pile? ;)

Astronomers tell story set a LONG time ago in a galaxy far, FAR away

DJ Smiley

But at the time the light was leaving the galaxy they'd of been so much closer.....

Wonder if I can use this excuse for late birthday cards?

Samsung's appeal gaffe keeps Galaxy Tab 10.1 banned in US

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

You have this thing called the "Legal" department.

You have highly paid lawyers on a salary.

You then tell them to keep their jobs they'll get cases over asap (and win them).

'How I CRASHED my bank, stole PINs with a touch-tone phone'

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Facepalm

Re: Ever forgot your PIN?

And they post it to your house....

Yeah, because someone wouldn't notice loosing they keys AND their cards.

Windows 8: Never mind Office, it's for GAMING

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

They see you trolling, you failing...

1. I worked in a game store and saw massive returns of xbox 360's at first but that quickly dropped after they released the falcon chipset.

2. 6-9months after the release of each PS3 "new" model, they'd be a similar number of returns due to flashing yellow lights/other problems which sony wouldn't replace/fix for them

3. The original xbox was almost bullet proof, yet MS got bashed for having such a heavy solid console - with the 360 they simply seem to have gone a bit too far the other way.

I love bashing MS but the 360 is a huge success story, compared to how the other consoles are doing which are 4-5gen the 2nd gen 360 is really pulling its own.

DJ Smiley

You can plug a PS3 controller into a Android device with the right adapter. (Both use mini? Micro? usb).

Some games work nicely, others not so much.

Want to be clever Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo? You release an android game enviroment for your consoles and have some games allowed onto the consoles (ok they'd look terrible but most of the indie games do anyway and people buy them).

Who's afraid of Windows 8? Trio leads Microsoft migration pack

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Facepalm

Re: Hmm

"They are forward-thinking IT departments..."

Warning MANAGEMENT BUZZ WORDS DETECTED. Remember, this is coming from a company who are paid to HELP you migrate.

Ding dong, the Ping is dead! Apple brings in Facebook for iTunes

DJ Smiley
Trollface

Re: Can anyone....

It would if he put rockbox on there..... alas that'd be horrific to anyone whos a fan of the shiny stuff I feel.

HTC's 4G patent beef could get iPhone 5 BANNED in US

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Facepalm

Re: OK I'll feed the troll

"Did I mention android? My statement made it blatantly obvious that I don't want Apple to win because of their behaviour, nothing else."

Let me check that for you....

"I have always wondered why El Reg fails to put an age restriction on the site. It would prevent the large number of pubescent teenagers who appear to enjoy fondling their Androids because, "

Yes, yes you did. In your old age you appear to have gained dementia.

Amazon: Pay more for Kindle Fire, smoke ads from slabs

DJ Smiley

Re: Ugh...

TV licence = you paying not to view adverts (via the bbc).

We've been doing it for years.

A load of Tosh: External hard drives the new 'personal clouds'

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Thumb Up

Re: I can see it.

Well, timemachine = sequential backups but no one pulled them up on that.

Windows 8 tablets unwrapped in Berlin: Dell goes keyless for ARM

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Re: A few things Windows will get right

Those are what *I* and clearly what the android developers consider "PC" functionality.

Fired Toyota coder trashes systems, steals data

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Facepalm

Re: re: frogmarch off the premises

I prefer to notice this the moment they try it....

Boffins confirm sunspot-weather link

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Alert

Re: You missed...

That depends - was the temp recorded each time the rhine froze in the past, or just that it was frozen.

If its the prior then they can compare the temps, however I find it more likely that it just shows "was frozen, no ships today".

Password hints easily snaffled from Windows PCs

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: Once physical access is granted

Doesn't work for the encrypted folders though...

UK.gov's minimum booze price dream demolished

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Re: So...

Whats wrong with drinking in public exactly?

If they were doing anything indecent then thats breaking the law and they should be arrested; but actually drinking in itself isn't illegal afaik and I don't see what problem it causes?

The Oatmeal hits $850,000 goal for Tesla museum

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Re: "Page Views" and "hits" are not good measures

Where does it claim to be a daily comic?

YouTube video has NOT killed radio's star

DJ Smiley
Facepalm

Missing word: "Realise"

"Again nearly half of those surveyed had a radio app on their smartphone (47 per cent) and 54 per cent have a music player app installed."

Well Android comes with a radio and media playing apps as default; iPhones _WERE_originally media playing devices before they came capable of sending text/calling and blackberries have long had radio/media playing functionality too.

Considering most teens have the newest up and coming gadgets I'd guess most of them don't realize they can play music on their phones, or just haven't stopped playing the latest angry birds game long enough to check for anything else.

SurfTheChannel Brit movie pirate gets 4 YEARS' PORRIDGE

DJ Smiley

Evil pirates of the high seas!

Now..... if this gets spread as "anyone committing piracy will be jailed" then it might have an effect but most "pirates" are mums and dads and teens who are grabbing content because its there and its free.

Yes, there is messages at the beginning of DVD's saying you wouldn't steal a car, but what about taking a pixel perfect image of the mona lisa and hanging it in your house? Who has lost out? The museum because I didn't pay the entrance fee? The fact I was never planning to visit the Louvre anyway kind of negates that...

Of course, if I was selling copies of my mona lisa on the street; then sure I'd see a reason for the prosecution.

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