* Posts by Voland's right hand

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Facebook's UK wing paid just £4k in corporation tax last year

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Re: Companies don't pay tax

good point - if the company does make a profit

Have you ever tried to make that point to the HMRC as an independent contractor?

Yeah, I know, all animals are equal, but some are _MORE_ equal than the others.

The Emissionary Position: screwing the motorist the European way

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Re: VW's billions...

Perhaps city buses with heavy diesel engines.

Err... Most of these already run adblue so they are fairly NOx clean compared to cars.

It is possible to make them even cleaner on other parameters (soot, etc) too. The tech has been well tested and is used extensively around Europe. It is called diesel fumigation - adding a small amount of LPG to the injection flow (AKA diesel blanco, etc). It is used on boats, buses, etc worldwide.

It improves fuel efficiency, reduces particular output roughly by an order of magnitude (before any filters take effect), but as with anything which improves diesel efficiency it also raises the NOx. If you are already adding "piss" to the exhaust that does not matter, you just adjust the amount of piss to add. It is also retrofittable.

The problem is that some governments like UK are so oil revenue addicted that they will do no anything to disallow a massive step-decrease in fuel consumption so you cannot get a fumigated diesel past a MOT in the UK and similarly, the LPG conversion guys are not allowed to do fumigations except on boats.

So the article is incorrect. You _CAN_ get a diesel to emit less off everything compared to gasoline on any metric, you just have to make it even more complex. You will be looking at 3 tanks - diesel fuel, LPG and Piss (adBlue). Similarly, if you are looking at pollution efficient vehicle that burns stuff, LPG _WITH_ adBlue is way ahead of gasoline too (switching to LPG raises NOx quite a bit). Gasoline trails all of them and once you take into account everything that is available for pollution reduction it is not any better.

Top VW exec blames car pollution cheatware scandal on 'a couple of software engineers'

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Re: Software Code Reviews?

My exact thought. If this is a reflection of their software management process all of their cars MUST BE TAKEN OFF THE ROADS IMMEDIATELY.

After all, VW is the most "software driven" mass production car on the market. Even the fecking lights are driven of individuial CANBus controller. So if their software management process allows "a couple of engineers" to introduce bespoke engine management code that alters the engine spec, then who the hell knows what lurks in the steering, airbag or breaks controllers.

So if their QA process _CAN_ allow that, then all of their certifications ever since they moved to total CANBus-ing must be immediately withdrawn until a _PROPER_ review is complete.

Playmobil cops broadside for 'racist' pirate slave

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Re: Thinking

Historical resemblance IS INTENDED.

History needs to be learned AS IS and not EDITED and ERASED. There is no bigger crime than erasing and editing history.

In war there is only one bigger crime than the war crimes - it is the erasure of the traces of the war crimes so we do not remember what has happened. Similarly - the biggest crime against slavery is the politically correct cleansing of everything to ensure that the kids do not learn from an early age who was in the shackles and how did they look like.

Because: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

US Treasury: How did ISIS get your trucks? Toyota: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Re: Not really sure it takes Sherlock Holmes.

but but Turkey is the big country who

Turkey, due to its various Eu related aspirations imports (and assembles) Eu spec vehicles.

The Toyotas on the ISIS videos are not the Eu spec. The Eu spec has the extra diesel turbo intercooler input on top of the bonnet.

What you see has not gone through the normal import channels in Turkey. It has gone through somewhere else. The same goes for the "truck" version of the Landcruiser. You cannot buy that normally in Eu (and Turkey) at all. Even if you manage to get your mitts on one it will be diesel with the intercooler input, not with a smooth bonnet.

It is the middle-Eastern spec so it was bought for them by Saudi, Qatar or some other usual suspect. All we need is one captured and to read the VIN. Then it will become clear who supplies them (with evidence).

NASA boffins on Pluto: We see skies of BLUE and... RED water ice

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Re: Blue sky at night-

Err... more likely a fashionable choice of black or black.

You may see some blue around that lovely yellow dot which is the Sun from that distance. The rest will be black. Pitch black. The cost of moving out to the suburbs of the Solar system I guess.

Understand 'Safe Harbor', Schrems v Facebook in under 300 words

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Re: Kicking Uncle Sam in the nuts

Non-trivial I am afraid.

Any Eu country "falling in line" will get dragged in front of the ECJ for public whipping.

Porsche-gate: Android Auto isn't slurping tons of engine data, claims Google – but questions remain

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Perhaps the cars compatible with Android Auto have compartmentalized CAN buses so the audio system is blocked by a gateway from the engine control hardware – although reprogramming controllers on the bus to bypass these defenses is possible.

Are you kidding me? That would require a level of security awareness and defensive programming which you are not likely to find in an embedded software and hardware engineers in consumer (and vehicle) electronics space.

They take pride in how much cr*p one can shovel to run in real time on one measly CPU instead of separating functions onto a couple of units and thus reducing the complexity. The end result is stupidities like a 50K car allowing you to program new keys with a 20£ gadget despite the fact that the alarm is activated and the car is supposedly in lock-out mode (hello BMW) and in more recent days connecting an unprotected fully opened CANbus implementation to the Internet with no security whatsoever (hello Crysler-Fiat).

It is not that difficult to do a CAN to CAN translation and/or forego CAN as presentation on the USB altogether and lock-down the CAN in the USB-to-CAN controller (the car providing to the stereo USB presentation, not CAN as we know it). However, you are more likely to make all 3 faiths coexist peacefully on the Temple mound first before you make an automotive engineer design and implement this correctly as a security measure against an attack coming from the infotainment unit.

Silicon Valley fights European Court of Justice ruling with small print

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Re: Lot of nonsense

We have T&C's that state any interaction with the company is subject to US laws and litigation must be commenced in Orange County, California.

That is illegal in half of jurisdictions over the world and in most of the Eu this makes any contract or commercial agreement with your company unenforceable under fair contract act(s) and their equivalents. I suggest you take some legal advice from someone with some residual clue and knowledge of the contract and data protection law in the jurisdictions you operate. You may need it.

Trio take Nobel Prize in Chemistry for ‘pioneering’ DNA repair study

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Entertaining

Both key articles were not published in Cell. That is rather entertaining.

As the saying went in the days when I was still doing mol biol - publish once in Cell, you can retire after that. Looking at the example that was not quite right - you can get a Nobel Prize (and retire) by publishing your key work in something with a significantly lower impact index. If your work is good it will be quoted an insane amount of times anyway.

Shuttle bus firm Terravision belatedly adopts https for credit card sales

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Call in an airstrike

Call a PCI DSS audit. Or even better - write to Visa and Mastercard directly.

Factory settings FAIL: Data easily recovered from eBayed smartphones, disks

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I am doing it now after I watched what happened to them

I took a set of on old SCSI LVD drives which lingered in my loft for 8+ years to the county dump last year. I left them with the other electronics. By the time I went to the car to pick up the next load and dump it they were gone. They were immediately collected for "reuse" by one of the guys at the dump who clearly knew what they were and what he was doing..

Thankfully, they were properly wiped using a 7 pass. Something you could do once upon a time. Realistically, you can no longer do it in the age of flash. You really have no idea what exactly what done by the storage controller and what can be recovered from the drive after that.

Top telematics: Black box helps driver swerve speeding fine

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Re: I know of 3 separate instances

Standard CCTV footage is inadmissible in court in 99% of the cases. It is all digital nowdays so there is no legally acceptable guarantee that it has not been tampered with.

GENUINE STARSHIP as used by PRINCESS LEIA sold for just $450k

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Re: Maybe not just SW...

It is slightly different, but that whole movie is a cut-n-paste from Magnificent Seven (down to the point of using some of the same actors in the same role - f.e. Steve Vaughn), The Seven Samurai and run through a Star Wars theme generator.

As far as Sci Fi goes that is the cream of the cr***, probably with very few to match it.

Miss Brittany dethroned for posting 'nude' Facebook pics

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Re: Double standards?

Miss England 2009

Compared to most gun advocates she probably knows how to use a gun, not just talk about how brave it makes you.

Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

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Re: Am I the only one ...

Nope you are not the only one.

If you look at the stock prices for FB, Google, Amazon, etc - the stock market is indeed having a perception that this immaterial and nothing has happened. The ruling is in the newsfeed for the relevant stocks, but there is no stock market reaction to it.

Scary Trans-Pacific Partnership trade treaty signed off

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My exact thought

The article missed the fact that the treaty is rumored to establish "corporation can sue a state for lost profits due to changes in tax and environmental legislation" procedure.

So the concept is not entirely new - there are some cases of international corp vs state arbitration. The treaty supposedly streamlines it and makes it nice, easy and one way street for the corporations.

The opposite - states clawing back compensation for tax evasion, environmental disasters, etc from corporations in other countries signatories to the treaty is surprise, surprise - not supported. Same as the similar deal with the Eu.

Linux kernel dev who asked Linus Torvalds to stop verbal abuse quits over verbal abuse

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Re: The problem is, usually Linus is right

He is right in this case too.

With all due respect, "her responsibility" which is USB 3.0 continues to be fickle and quirky in Linux till today. She has allowed crap code to go in multiple times as a maintainer and is complaining that she gets flak. So while Linus is sometimes overdoing it, she is being disingenuous at best.

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

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Depending on shape it adds 5-10 years to your apparent age

Beard adds 5-10 years to your apparent age. Every time I let mine "out of control" I get the SWMBO grumbling that I look like a pensioner (not that I care).

There is one more reason to have it.

Beard is useful if your jaw was not reset properly by an orhtodontist intervention at an early age (for whatever reason). In this days, glue-on-braces make orhto nearly always successful. That was not the case in 30 + years ago when you had to wear those horrible plastic mold things with stretch/pull screws in them. Any normal kid would just refuse to put them on after a few months of torture.

Hyundai i30 Turbo: Softly, softly, catchee Audi

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Re: 2 markets, big difference

That depends. You get other kit as standard.

In Europe you get heated seats (something all of us who have a bad back would quite appreciate) only on top of the line models. Looking at the pics, I think I see the buttons (they are on the sides of the console), but not sure. The low spec i30 and i20 definitely do not have them here.

Compared to that USA AFAIK gets it across the range. Even crappy rentals have it.

There are other parts of the spec which USA gets as standard while we don't/

Testing CarPlay with Apple’s most expensive ever accessory

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Re: Head unit obsolesence.

COULD.

Now try doing that on a new Crysler/Fiat where the cretins have hooked up the head unit to the ECU and have connected the whole shebang to the Internet so someone can shove you off the road. I would like to see you successfully replacing something with that level of integration.

It was possible on older (and cheaper) vehicles - all of my (rather old in the tooth) cars have the head units replaced. The last one was done this summer after the Pioneer POS that came with it set itself on fire destroying the central console in the process.

There is another issue with older cars and modern head units. On older cars you cannot use touchscreen safely. Touchscreen pretty much requires you seeing where your fingers are. This means that you need the display within the field of view of the driver. There are very few old cars which have the car stereo within the field of view of the driver (old VW Polo comes to mind). Usually it is too low and too far to the side to be safe as a touchscreen because it is positioned center and under the heating grilles.

I have a touchscreen unit retro-fitted on a 2007 D-Max so I can have an integrated reverse camera in the dash. I actually often end up telling the "co-pilot" (junior) to chose the music. I can just about safely scroll on the touchscreen on a clear motorway crawling at ~50mph. Trying to do anything at speeds above that is a "forget it". It is simply in the wrong place for that.

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Re: Walled garden strikes again

Liability is the issue here. For both carplay and mirrorlink it is the key constraint.

Car manufacturers do not want to be at the receiving end of a lawsuit if some cretinous tw*t adds his mail app or f***book to car mode. So they have come up with a set of criteria which are there to pacify the insurance companies and any app in car mode has to comply with them.

In order to show up on the car mode screen an app is certified by an independent lab that it complies with these criteria. The labs are places that do certification for a living. One I know of is 7 layers, the other one is the big German CE lab used by the like of Bosch (forgot the name, you can look it up). They charge a fairly substantial amount of money for it.

If you are a small app developer you simply cannot recoup the certification fee cost from the app income. Additionally, for SatNav it looks like the certification subject is app + data set, because the very few 3rd party SatNav bundles which are mirrorlink certified always include a specific map set. This is why you see only Apple apps on carplay and OS Load + Google Maps on mirror link. It is the certification constraint, not malice from the phone OS vendors.

By the way, all of this fuss about liability is actually quite funny as you can now buy a full Android 4.x and 5.x unit with no app restrictions from Chinese noname/OEM players and run anything you want on it.

Asus ZenPad 10 Z300C: Cheap tab, dock combo you can turn up to 11

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Re: I will be boring again

Well, if it runs something else but Windows it may make the Xmas stocking for one of the kids. A 200 quid for an ultra light laptop running Linux is not bad value for the money and it is likely to be much better than torturing yet another Chromebook into running Debian.

If not, I will pass.

The Steve Jobs of supercomputers: We remember Seymour Cray

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Re: It's a shame

Worth remembering that even "x86" architectures these days aren't, really. Since the Pentium Pro

Nope. The first one was UMC U5 and it was quite openly declared to be using RISC underneath and a translator It was creaming its counterpart - 486SX so badly that it was not even funny. I had one - it was running on par with DX2 and DX4 chips. To add insult to injury it was cold while, Intel chips by that point already required heatsinks and fans. Intel killed them using patents. I have never ever seen Intel move so fast as in that case. Not surprising as UMC apparently had a DX part and a Pentium killer lined up too.

This was several years before Pentium Pro. In fact, I think AMD started using this tech in K5 and K6 before Intel. I would not be surprised if IBM Blue Lightning used some of that too. Intel as usually, innovated through marketing and "interesting" practices before giving up and following. Same as with x86_64, AES insructions, RNG and many other things.

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I am surprised

So many comments and none on one of the greatest Cray legacies:

The best thing someone ever said about virtual memory: Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.

Watch out VW – French prosecutors are pulling on the rubber gloves

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Re: Let he that is without sin...

Actually the worst scores on the "pollution on the road" test announced yesterday are Nissan/Renault. Up to 10 times more than the Eu test spec.

While Volvo is not great it is likely that its entry in the test was defective (yeah, I know, queue jokes about PSV engines).

MYSTERY PARTICLE BLASTS from Ceres strike NASA probe Dawn

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Re: Four mile high pyramid

Neah, It is more of a case of characters with yellow eye flashes prone to violence due to their parasite gone nuts from sarcophagus abuse.

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Re: A giant ancient starship?

Either that, or a dormant starship right under the surface.

Woman makes app that lets people rate and review you, Yelp-style. Now SHE'S upset people are 'reviewing' her

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No need to even invoke the "right to be forgotten"

Basic Eu data protection legilsation obliges _ANY_ organization subject to Eu laws holding data on you to disclose you all the data (it is allowed to charge a reasonable processing fee) and is obliged to correct any incorrect or erroneous data free of charge.

A service like this cannot even get anywhere near Eu any time soon (and thanks god for that).

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Re: What was the business model here?

Keep it running long enough and get it big enough that some social media giant buys it out.

All "giants" have significant exposure to legislation which takes a very dim view on this by the nature of being HQ-ed or operating in areas with stronger data protection, libel legislation and/or various online anti-abuse laws. This is a liability of pangalactic proportions even compared to the liability Google took on with YouTube (and managed to shrug off). None of them will touch it even with a 18 feet long electrified cattle prod.

Junk patent ditched in EAST TEXAS

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eDekka will have the chance to recover their lawyer's fees

No they will not.

Shells like that promptly declare bancrupcy and the actual perpetrators will be shielded by the limited liability status.

Bezos battery-box bomb beef brouhaha begins as UK watchdog hauls Amazon to court

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Re: Not being able to ship electonic devices conitaining batteries is a joke in 2015.

It is not the violent reaction of Li with O2 which is the issue. It is the violent reaction inside the battery (which accelerates as heat is emitted during that) is the problem. While the most common scenario is a short, it can go nuts even when not shorted if it has been subjected to rapid pressure and temperature changes (which is what happens in a cargo hold).

The only thing inert gas will help with is to prevent the fire from spreading. In that function it is as effective as the fire suppression system in the hold which most modern aircraft have anyway.

Boeing builds British Airways 787 Dreamliner in 4 minutes

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You need deep pockets for any class on 787 with BA

It is used on routes where you pay premium just for the honor of flying direct like Austin and you are charged "direct flight" premium. For example LHR-Austin with one stop using any number of airlines is ~ 60% of the cost of BA direct routes. Same for others.

I really do not want to know what first class costs in this thing. Just economy is eye watering (and not worth the 2-2.5 hours saved on being able to skip a xfer).

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES of the space probe Discovery

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Re: I was going to post a snarky comment about backronyms...

Snarky comments aside, that is not a worthy mission. Now float in the Venus athosphere (and thus survive for more than an hour) is a different ball game

Shoe stores top US credit card EMV-ready leaderboard of fail

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The idea is different

The idea of signing is different. Forging a signature is a specific legal offense which in most legislations lands you directly into the high-penalty fraud bucket. It is not a check - it is to deep-six you after the fact if you fake the sig.

Slander-as-a-service: Peeple app wants people to rate and review you – whether you like it or not

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What lawsuits

This is illegal in more than half of the world on basic data protection grounds, defamation law, libel law and god knows what else. It would take less than a day or two to get an injunction and a week to make it permanent to shut down a service like this in Europe on basic data protection grounds. The same goes for at least some USA states which have a basic resemblance of data protection legislation.

It will be interesting which jurisdiction will this operate in. I do not see it working in California and New England states. They all have legislation this runs afoul of.

Lies from VW: 'Our staff acted criminally but board didn't know'

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Re: Doesn't pass the smell test

Rumour says

Rumor is somewhat correct. US limit for diesel is set to make petrol preferred and the reason for that is not pollution. While the actual lobbying is done by "green facade" shops, the money to do it comes from a surprising source - the same one that bring you intelligent design in the classroom and global warming denial. When you give it a thought it is not so surprising - diesel is 1.5+ times more economical than petrol and cheaper too. If you are making billions selling petrol you will be interested in it not getting anywhere.

The best proof is in the dates - nearly all adoptions of the Californian "clean air" standard which puts this requirement on diesel were done during under surprise, surprise - the republican administration which you will never call "environmentally friendly" (note - adoption dates, not effective enforcement dates - they are 2004-2007).

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Re: but what are they going to do?

I suspect most owners won't want the 'fix'

It is not a question of "want". For recalls of this type, the VINs of the refuseniks are listed in the database for the MOT (or its equivalent in most countries). They do not get the option to "want" if they want their car on the road, without the fix it is not road legal.

There is a precedent - Nissan Almera seatbelts a few years back. They were specifically checking if the cars have the fix on the next MOT.

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Re: no honour in the top knobs club

You are mistaking the captain and the rat. The RAT always leaves first.

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Re: Olaf Lies!?

My exact thought. Nominative determinism strikes again.

Massive global cooling process discovered as Paris climate deal looms

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Interesting

Interesting. If we remove the Lewis angle.

Come on Lewis, give it up, your argument is actually weakened by you not being able to resist the occasional rabid rant.

While at it, VOCs are an interesting issue in itself, because humans have been regulating VOCs in a considerably more aggressive manner than any car or industrial combustion related pollution. VOC emissions from paint, plastic production, fire retardants, etc in Eu and USA have dropped 40+ times in the last 10 years.

The reduction of VOC emission from paint in the Eu alone is in the megaton range compared to 20 years ago. There are like 2-3 paints with VOC solvents left in the shop now compared with 50% 15 years ago and 95% 50 years ago. - everything is emulsions. The same is in the industry - even car bodyshops are switching to low VOC processes.

If VOC was that important we would have been freezing our asses 10-15 years ago instead of boiling in the heatwaves of 2001-2003 because we were emitting them in quantities on an order of magnitude more than the ones quoted in the paper. So while interesting in itself, this does not quite compute. I would say: "More data required" - especially versus the anthropocentric VOC.

Has the UK Uber crackdown begun? TfL opens consultation on private car biz

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Not quite

For the time being the Uber "Interface" does not include:

1. Extra 5 miles detour around Terminal 5 and Terminal 4 if you take a cab from Heathrow and look like a foreigner. Or any other route for that matter

2. Obstruction of public highways when something is not going the Uber way

3. Spending half a day at a taxi rank at an airport chatting with 50 other lazy sods to skin a single mark 10 times the actual fare

And so on.

As long as cabs continue to charge based on time + distance traveled instead of a fixed cost from A-Z based on GPS the issue will stand. Milking Uber will not change a thing as it has a different charge basis which anyone who has been given the 30 mins extra run-around via the scenic route will definitely prefer going forward.

It is time for the Taxi licensing regs to be shredded and updated to the technical realities of today and the journeys to be charged purely on the basis of GPS distance.

Herbie goes to a hackathon: Mueller promises cheatware fix

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Re: So....

Not so hasty. We still do not know if the NOx, the CO2 for UK VED and the bhp for VED in Portugal, Bulgaria, etc were admin-ed separately or at the same time. The real fun will begin if these need to be re-run and vehicles re-banded.

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VW division will be spun out to operate with the same kind of independence as Audi and Porsche

Looking at the mechanical differences between A1, Ibiza, Fabia and VW Polo that is an independence level which is well known as "NONE".

Web ad tried to make my iPhone spaff a premium-rate text, says snapper

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Re: The best and worst features

Tell this one to "we live in the browser" HTML5 crowd.

Do not understand me wrong - I agree with you. A large portion of the rest of the world does not - including Apple itself.

Russian antivirus vendor fire bombed for research blogs

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Re: "the attacks seemed unprofessional" ?

In russia? Yes. You can hire a professional for anything. Just pay the right price.

Find shaving a chore? Why not BLAST your BEARD off with a RAYGUN

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Companies making money of blades

All razor companies are making money of blade consumables in a HP/Lexmark Inkjet style.

As a result there is absolutely no interest in making a blade last longer. In fact the average "lifetime" of a blade has been slowly creeping downwards instead.

So your ceramic suggestion is an anathema.

Audi, Seat, Skoda admit they've been fiddling car pollution tests as well

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Re: More Tax for More Follies and Greasy Palms?

There shouldn't be as far as I can see.

Not necessarily.

There are two tests that apply in the UK. One is Euro compliance which has NOx component and the other one is CO2. I do not know for sure if they are administered _SEPARATELY_ or at the same time.

I suspect they are separate, because the Euro compliance test is admin-ed at VW (and occasionally checked by a couple of labs) and the UK VED test is admin-ed and done in the UK as it is UK specific.

VW software when running in normal mode based on published US data may actually fail Euro5 in some cases. That means that if the UK test does not also check NOx (and other Euro5 compliance) at the same time as CO2, VW may need VED re-banding.

Spirit of Steve Fosset lives on as glider is poised to soar to 90,000ft

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Which I suppose leads to funny-shaped window

I suspect primary view is a front-facing camera, same as in Virgin galactic and its Scaled Composites predecessor. The windows are more for belt-n-braces, just in case the camera fails and for side view.

WATER SURPRISE: Liquid found on Mars, says NASA

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Re: Tasty Morsel

"When a hardy Earth bacterium gets to that wet soil

I cannot think of anything on Earth that is hardy enough to survive in perchlorate at -70.

In fact, any(micro)organism capable of living in this will have to have a metabolism different to anything we know of.

Someone pointed to Dechlorosoma as an example of something that can eat this kind of substrate. Sure it can. Not at -70 and not in the concentrations capable of changing the water boiling and melting point.