* Posts by Voland's right hand

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Wasps force two passenger jets into emergency landings

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Nutters

What I find worrying is that they tried to take off with faulty airspeed sensors. As if the Air France 447 accident never happened.

Doing this on a modern fly by wire passenger jet is in the realm of suicidal. Dunno which deity do they have to thank, but thankfully they managed to land it too (that, once again, without working windspeed sensors on a fly-by-wire plane is an interesting exercise).

As far as "trying to kill you", these guys (the wasps) actually try to kill what is trying to kill you. Spiders are one of their favorites and they happily take on spiders several times their size.

Ford tops up Pivotal's $253m cash slurp, parks CIO on its board

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Do they use this greenery in production?

This level of informative-less distraction is frightening, if not criminal. Shrubs do not belong on a dashboard.

Steelie Neelie Kroes joins Uber as competition advisor

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Re: Revolving doors are dangerous...

A Eurocrat renouncing their "old French Civil Service" lifetime pension. You gotta be kidding me (you should look up some of the details - they came out in public around Brown bringing back the Dark Lord from Brussels).

IMHO this revolving door direction is all right. I do not see anything wrong in an ex-public servant working in the industry with some reasonable amount of non-compete restrictions.

The other revolving door is the dangerous one - where (especially in the UK), industry execs move into government and/or regulatory quangos without surrendering shares, pension, benefits and any of their vested interest. I can point to actual names here, but why bother - they are all very well known.

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Re: wot???

I would not be so sure.

More like gamekeeper advising poachers how not to get caught. That in turn may be twofold:

A) Hunt where and when it is legal, albeit exploiting the letter of the law (not the spirit) to the last inch in their favor.

B) Poach in a way where they will not to get caught - outright illegal, just leverage the lack of enforcement.

We will see how this works based on what Uber tries to do. In fairness - it is competing in an industry where 90% of the existing regs are in desperate need of rewriting as they are invalid on competition grounds. The reason for this not happening is that nobody tried to look into that. So she may have enough honest work without turning poacher.

Reduced roaming charges, net neutrality come into force in EU

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Re: Roaming - just don't care

O2 business contract

The exact reason why I am no longer with O2 (taking all 5 accounts in the family with me in the process). Vodafone bills all calls to other UK operators in-bundle.

How to evade the NSA: OpSec guide for journalists also used by terrorists

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Re: Hmm. If one is an aspiring terrorist......

What was used in Paris. Cheap ancient Symbian 40 Nokia and SMS in clear text. No encryption. No technical countermeasures. Nothing.

Skygazers: Brace yourselves for a kick in the Aquarids

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Re: 3-5 am wherever you are

Forecast is cloudy for the 6th here in sarf-west Lunnun

You are least likely to see anything because of light pollution. I have seen meteors in the south of England only when driving out on the M25 and/or one of the Ms to/form it. The moment you get anywhere inside the M25 you can no longer see them because of the glare from the lights all over the place.

Hold on a sec. When did HDDs get SSD-style workload rate limits?

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Re: Why not bigger drives

We were there:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Bigfoot

The industry decided not to repeat the experiment.

F-35s failed 'scramble test' because of buggy software

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China and Russian hypersonic gliders

China Successfully Tests Hypersonic Weapon System

Different cattle of fish. That and its Russian Bulava equivalent are the result of George Shrub pulling out USA out of the missile defense treaties as well as deploying anti-ICBM interceptors next to Russian (in Poland) and Chinese borders.

US expected both Russia and China to invest into maneuvering re-entry vehicles resulting in an arms race which USA was projected to win based on improvements to anti-ICBM missiles and control software.

Well, wrong - neither one took the bait. They both invested into hypersonic glider warheads instead which will enter the atmosphere outside the AEGIS and other anti-ICBM system defence perimeter and go for the kill on a glide trajectory.

This nullifies pretty much all investment USA has thrown into this area after Shrub reopened this arms race and in fact puts both of them ahead by 5-10 years.

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Re: We really shouldn't have decommissioned the Harrier and Ark Royal

You have missed the biggest reason.

The software stability is the least of the F35 zingers. The biggest zinger is the fact that its misssion control and planning software is integrated with its spares supply and is a USA only system hosted in the USA. Mil-Cloud based maintenance and mission planning software

Now the really interesting question is - How the hell can this be an export model? How the hell can for example Queen Lizzy enter combat if it does not have parts, logistics and mission planning software for its fighter wing as it sits with someone else?

Greenpeace leaks TTIP texts, reveals strained negotiations

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Re: Asymmetry

We have yet to agree to change our (UK at least)

Indeed. UK wiring standard is quite far off from the Eu. In some areas it is safer. In others it is a right pain in the b*** to work with and a nightmare to augment or change wiring correctly. F.E. Most of the Eu mandates running both phase and neutral to the light switches nowdays which makes installing sensor control and/or smart switches a breeze. UK still mandates running only phase and having those retro 1960-es style ancient patchboards to which you supposedly screw a 1960-es style pendant on the ceiling (first thing to rip out in a new house).

In any case, I suspect this is not so much about wiring code, it is about appliance safety and power efficiency requirements. Eu regularly updates these (every 5 years or thereabouts) tightening up the code further and further. If TTIP was in effect it would have been "arbitrated" not to as that would have prevented a set of usual suspects from ripping off the consumer for more profits.

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Re: Looks like trade deals will be much quicker once we're out.

Yep, negotiations with Somalia

You are crediting too much independence to Airstrip One. Airstrips do not negotiate.

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Wrong driver

America also wants Europe to give it input into electrotechnical standards (for example, electrical product safety).

European electrotechnical standards are one of the main drivers for forcing the issue on making tech more green in the later years. The cynical part of me thinks that this not about product safety. It is the same issue all over again - preventing tightening directly or indirectly of environmental protection standards. Because, ya know, environmental regulations should not stay in the way of r*ping the consumer for more profit.

Who you callin' stoopid? No excuses for biz intelligence's poor stats

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Re: Pearls to swine!

senior accountant where I have shown him how to use Newton-Raphson

Accountant? With knowledge of differential equations and/or optimal control?

Dude, you are smoking something cool which in itself is not a crime, but you are not sharing. That is criminal.

Chap runs Windows 95 on Apple Watch

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Re: Like the Apple watch...

Not your cup of tea, not my cup of tea either, but we are probably not into the M from BDSM. Though there are probably elements of B and S here too.

SpaceX adds Mars haulage to its price list

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Hmm... Am I missing something

Most other long range stacks have a fourth/trajectory insertion stage. ULA and Arianne if memory serves me right bespokes that part every time. They standardize at payload fairing level. Russians have it standardized all the way by means of Fregat and Briz. This is one of the reasons most long range missions use them nowdays.

What is Elon going to use here?

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Calm down Donald

Why? There are no waterfront properties to ruin and run down there, so from that perspective, why bother?

Even if they were, how do you define suitably puritan (no t*ts allowed) and suitably misoginistic dress code for the Martian entry into the Miss universe pageant. For sake of argument, let's assume certain movies with Natasha Henstridge to be documentaries. Also, how do you prevent them from eating (or f*** the brains out) of other participants?

If you work on Seagate's performance drives, time to find another job

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For day to day use - yes. Media - NO

DVDs and Photos rack up capacity at a rate where only spinning rust is financially affordable in consumer space. However, the overall tendency for that is P2P to decline and streaming services to grow. So even that is not a long term growth driver.

Japan's Hitomi space 'scope bricked, declared lost after software bug

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Re: Someone's not getting a bonus this year....

The telescope did the sepuku that 's for sure. Dunno about anyone else.

In any case, nowdays, the japs move your desk next to the window or the door instead of handing you a wakizashi and calling in the assistant with a katana.

At last: Ordnance Survey's map wizardry goes live

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Re: Best of British

I am not sure if it was OS or the StreeMap's reuse of their data, but there used to be deliberate occasional mistakes here and there to prove that "data has been copied".

So, what you are saying is correct. Unless the rock in question has been deemed to be the canary for data theft (if they still do it).

Ireland's tech sector fears fallout of Brexit 'Yes' vote

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Re: Ireland, they know what they're doing

Nice summary.

What you missed however, is that a trade treaty negotiated by UK alone will also be done by close doors (same people essentially), it will be orders of magnitude worse than whatever Eu manages to negotiate and most importantly, there will be no higher court of law to deem the treaty illegal once it is waved through by the staff on Huge Co payroll who "work" (quotes intended) in the building on the bank of the Thames.

The Devils of DevOps stick it to YOU

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Jesus F* Christ

Dear El Reg editor.

Can the implement shown on the picture be stuffed where sun does not shine of the next staffer which posts a Double Glazing Ops article.

I believe I represent the views of El Reg readers - we are frankly sick of the infomercials on the subject.

Switch survives three hours of beer spray, fails after twelve

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The joys of essential life saving fluids and electronics

It was beer - that is less aggressive than coffee or god forbid Coca Cola.

I was reminded of the interesting properties of coffee this week by spilling it on top of my Roomba.

As a result, it was finally retired. It survived doing full run per floor (two runs per day) when we were doing an extension (sweeping plaster and concrete dust), it survived cleaning the house with two kids for 8 years after that (+ new battery, brush unit and vacuum bin). It did not survive a double espresso hit in the middle of the top lid (right where the CPU board is).

Coke is even worse. Sugar and industrial strength phosphoric acid solution. I do not recall a single case of successfully salvaging something from a coke spill in the days when I ran a computer repair shop (15+ years ago).

Compared to these two, beer is mostly harmless.

By the way - POE switches are obliged to have quite a bit of short-circuit protection by spec, so the fact that it survived for a while is not surprising.

US govt quietly tweaks rules to let cops, Feds hack computers anywhere, anytime

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Doubly so if it crosses borders

The way this is formulated, it also sets in stone extraterritoriality of the warrant and gives a lowly magistrate court the authority to grant an order for the cops to hack computers located outside the USA territory with no consideration for any bilateral treaties on the subject. So much for Privacy Shield I guess.

SpaceX is go for US military GPS sat launch, smashes ULA monopoly

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One wonders why it took so long

Pork.

Reskilling to become a devops dude could net you $105k+

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Re: Can we stop this pyramid scheme nonsense

Dear El Reg, I don't think you're biting the hand that feed IT anymore.

Second that. If I want to enjoy observing how an IT publication is gagging on a marketeer *** I will go and peruse one of IDG group websites. Regardless of is it done in a devopsy sort of way or it is in some other double glazing context.

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Can we stop this pyramid scheme nonsense

I love watching pyramid investment schemes from the sidelines, but the devops one has become even less funny than Ruby-On-Rails boom of circa 2006.

I think it is about time for the editor to step in and start filtering out the endless stream of double glazing style infomercials.

First rocket finally departs Russia's Vostochny cosmodrome

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Re: Not something America could do

Russia did not do it "just because". There was a point when Kazahstan tried to play hardball.

Playing hardball with Russians is not an activity known for its long term beneficial outcomes. You can bargain with them as much as you like, they get it. Hardball - nope, they will ensure that you are never ever in a position to play hardball ever again out of principle, quite often regardless of the costs involved. They will not make a point out of it either (so do not expect any gloating and mentioning of why they did it). They will just do it. I have yet to see a USA or UK politician grok this very well known part of the Russian national mentality by the way.

The Russians negotiated the agreement for the Soyuz pad at the Guiana Space center, refurbished Plesetsk _AND_ kicked off the build at Vostochny when the Kazahs (the rumor is - upon western consluttants and stink tank "advice") tried to play hardball.

By the time Kazahstan back-pedalled on playing hardball at Baikonur they had to accept much worse conditions than what they would have got by negotiating. They are now in the unenviable position of a grandfathered Plan D (with corresponding investment and perspectives). They are not playing hardball any more either.

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Re: Location?

The area near the Pacific coast where the trajectory will not go over Japan have no infrastructure within 1000+ miles. Even the Death Road is not anywhere near.

The reason for the site choice are railway (it is close to the old transsiberian railway, lack of population nearby and a fairly clean launch trajectory.

If you go further east you start risking the first stage or accidents to end up hitting Japan. You also get way too close to North Korea.

The planned schedule for it is interesting too. After the first launch, there is a planned pause until they finish building the infra and then they move their entire moon program wholesale there.

They are also putting the next generation launchers (Angara class) there, effectively, leaving the old site to deal with legacy launches using nasty toxic fuels for the first and second stage.

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Re: Trees

Same thought... A late summer launch accident in a drought year may end up very very ugly.

Vid: Snowden flick trailer

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You missed one point

Shailene Woodley will have to embark on a serious fitness program and a diet to be able to get anywhere near playing a pole dancer (if memory serves me right, that was the occupation of Snowden's GF, right?).

http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shailene-woodley-in-elle-magazine-april-2015-issue_1.jpg

Versus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzv9XfhUwY

Either that or 50% of the shots will need a body double which leads to the obvious question of "what is she being paid for in the first place?" IMHO that just adds to the film being a ridiculous joke. I'd rather watch Cittizen 4, no thank you.

Microsoft fingered for Western Euro PC tragedy

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Re: Microsoft

How does this require OEM's to take a smaller margin?

By having no USP and operating in a price bracket where it is impossible to have an USP or a design differentiator.

When you race to the bottom, the last set of bottom dwellers right above the rotting ooze on the bottom of the pond all look the same.

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Re: Microsoft

I disagree.

Windows with Bing was a race-to-the-bottom thing. In a race to the bottom the manufacturer _ALWAYS_ loses. If Windows did leave Windows with bing alive, manufacturers would have been even worse off due to lower cost of units sold, lower margin and (most likely) overoptimism in estimating needed inventory to support a new type of offering.

Another failed merger, Carly? Ted Cruz to bring in ex-HP boss Fiorina as running mate

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Re: Carly is a natural for the job!

now she gets to work on a larger scale.

I hope she does not.

In any case, every single thing I have seen in the Republican camp so far triggers only one thought in my brain: "Could you actually find someone who is worse?"

F-35's dodgy software in the spotlight again

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Re: Anyone seen the rabbit hole?

Otherwise, the TCO for the F-35 is looking much worse than it already did.

OOOPS. It just hit me. You missed on which TCO to consider here.

Can someone enlightened on the subject explain to me how the f*** does a USA mil-only cloud based maintenance system work for an export fighter. Will it be necessary this POS to be integrated into every customer's flight control, spares and logistics? Will it be necessary to link during operations HMS "Lizzy 2" and whatever her sistership is to be called into what is effectively a USA system in order to do mission planning? Are they British flagged ships or I have missed what flag they are supposed to be carrying?

Whoever came up with that was smoking something phenomenally cool. Worst of all, he was not sharing - that is criminal.

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Re: Now: Slower, less maneuverable and with an all new blue screen heads up display

@SkippyBing.

According to the Indians, you did read the link you posted right? Yes, I did as well as other (neither Indian, nor UK) sources.

If you note - RAF claim is that it did not use their jets full capability. Deliberately... Yeah, right. Cough... Cough... Cough... Sorry, choked on my coffee while laughing. As far as lame excuses go, this just broke the lame-o-meter.

Indians quite deliberately failed to mention that the worst of the wipeout was in 1:1 WVR. In a 1:1 within visual range the fact that Sukhoi has vector thrust, is supermaneuverable and has a very wide short range missile engagement field of view comes to play - it can wipe out anyone and anything that is not - f.e. the Eurofighter. The 0:12 number looks about right too.

The issue is that some of the tactics which give it the 1:1 WVR advantate also result in it exposing itself if the target happens to have a wingman. RAF's non-1:1 WVR results looked better, but Indians still won most of those too by the way.

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Re: Anyone seen the rabbit hole?

What idiot even *considered* that sticking mission planning and analysis in the same package as spares ordering?

It is called "moving to the cloud". Though shall not question the idea of moving to the cloud.

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Re: Now: Slower, less maneuverable and with an all new blue screen heads up display

if "antiquated" F15s and F16s flown by 3rd world countries blew our F35s out of the air

If they manage to close in to within visual range, probably they will.

F35's survival chances against recent Russian (and their chinese clones) fighters within visual range are likely to be worse than the Eurofighter (slower and less maneuverable). So if it encounters a well trained air force using even remotely up-to-date aircraft its only chance is to cleanly kill all of its opponents outside visual range with long range missiles. If it does not - it is toast.

Eurofighter WVR kill score against the by now aging Su-30 is 0:12. The RAF had its arse handed to them on a plate by the Indians last year. They scored zero "kills" after close in and they "lost" all of their aircraft. F15 WVR kill rate is 1:9. Though that one can be believed to be rigged deliberately to justify buying more F-22s): Reference for both: http://theaviationist.com/2015/08/08/have-indian-su-30s-really-dominated-raf-typhoons-in-aerial-combat-with-a-12-0-scoreline-most-probably-not/

I would not expect F35 to fare any better within visual range. Probably worse.

The case for ethical ad-blocking

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I can see two cases for ethical ad-blocking

1. When it prevents me from accessing the content in the first place. Have you tried accessing el-reg over a slow link (f.e. a couple of channels of Edge in the sticks) from abroad and using an under-powered machine. You will tolerate it without an ad-blocker for ~ 1 minute. After that you will reach for the technical solution to kill the X HP and Y Intel flash pieces of garbage on the page (where X+Y > 5).

2. When the admen have crossed the line between humans and scum onto the scum side. That is pretty much any syndicated targeted ads nowdays.

The industry is doing it to themselves forgetting the lesson of the early Google. Google early on bulldozed all the other ad brokers out of the way by having unobtrusive useful and non-resource hungry ads. We will tolerate that. Any day.

Shouty intrusive crap like the one DoubleClick (it no longer deserves to be called Google) serves today based on digging through our dirty laundry basket (with or without IoT help) - nope, not so much.

Redback sinks fangs into Oz builder's todger

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Or Terry Pratchet's take on the subject

The scene where Death asks for the list of deadly animals followed by the "list" of harmless animals on the last continent is so spot on.

Is Dublin becoming as unaffordable as San Francisco?

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Re: don't forget the bubble in Cork

The real fun begins when they move out. That is the point where the rinse and repeat mechanism runs out of laundry detergent.

China's Dalek-like robots fear only one terrifying nemesis: Stairs

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I wonder how it copes going up a slight incline ? 78 kg is pretty heavy so, it'll slow to a crawl, if it can make progress at all...

Perfect mall rent-a-cop then.

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Re: 78 kilograms, eight hours of continuous work

Hmm... If they are Li-Ion they will very nicely combine with a molotov. Cannot wait to see that. Though at that weight... Probably lead acid ones. Still, they also have interesting effects when on fire.

Hubble spots ice moon orbiting dwarf planet Makemake

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Joke

Shouldn't it be

make -j 2

???

Germans stick traffic lights in pavements for addicts who can't take their eyes off phones

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That's going to cost to install city-wide

I would not be so sure. LEDs are pretty easy to install and retrofit. It can be rolled out along with resurfacing and general improvements to sidewalks to minimize costs as well. In any case, the usefulness of this one is "to be determined".

If we copy a LED application, I'd rather have us copy the Eastern European approach. They recently started augmenting standard traffic lights for cars with matching LED strips on the gantries. Highly visible, cheap, reliable, easy to install and a big improvement on overall road safety.

Ted Cruz knows where you live – if you downloaded his app

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Re: Not surprising...

Easily - it is a standard behavior for a politician. It is called "political integrity".

Trouble at t'spinning rust mill: Disk drive production is about to head south

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Re: I'm puzzled

The data is accumulated on non-PC devices nowdays and from there all usual suspects do everything in their power to move the data to "their" cloud and not to consumer's own storage.

Starting with small annoyances like Android removing mounted pass-through SD card support and finishing with outright sabotage.

Thunderbird is GO: Mozilla prepares to jettison mail client

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Re: Still around?

Given the quality of webmail services

Some of us do not like to make all of our dirty underwear available to Google for detailed inspection so they can monetize better how to screw us. Ditto for other "services".

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Er... beg to differ

Thunderbird is a red-headed stepchild in Mozilla.

Mozilla has wasted money on anything and everything - Mobile OS, etc in the last 5 years. At the same time they provided only the bare minimum (if not less) to something which has a loyal user base and is an essential part of most Linux desktops.

With such a loving parent, it is better for it to be taken by social services and adopted.