* Posts by Voland's right hand

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Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store

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Re: Maybe they should've thought the whole video ad thing over

text-only ads won't be able to force malware onto a device because there's no javascript,

There is. To load it as the alternative is server code which is not feasible. Otherwise agree.

There are several issues here:

0. There is no Google. The company should be called is Doubleclick. It subsumed Google and Google adopted its advertising practices after it "took over" it (quotes needed).

1. Text only ads need a very high degree of relevance in order to generate significant click-through rates. Google decided to forgo the relevance level for sake of more realtime ads and trending. This is the so called dumb-ass to smart-ass transition ~ 9 years ago. In reality - that was the moment of internal takeover by Doubleclick - as the ads stopped being relevant they had to become Doubleclicky shout in your face crap (primary reason Google text ads took most of Double's market).

2. We are back to a point where the lion share of ad spend on the market are from big brands. These do not rely on clickthrough at all - they are per-impression ads. They are there to "maintain presence". They are also the ones who have marketing departments with budgets sufficient to feed the ad agencies to generate the flashy video crap. If Google decides to switch to text this revenue goes elsewhere. As it is now a public corporation a 90% drop in revenue is not going to work well with its shareholders.

It is a classic lose-lose situation where the only solution is the emergence of a new player which does text only ads. That unfortunately is not likely to happen as there is no way for a newcomer to push out Google from the search space which is both its relevance info provider as well as primary opportunity to serve ads.

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Re: Come on

As for El Reg - not one ad appears although I guess with AdN they are generating the revenue even with a big fat zero on viewability.

That is exactly Google's problem here. It is not malware for user's PC. It is malware for their advertising system and financial streams.

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Re: Just use Firefox

why would anyone use google chrome?

One word Postman. That is the only reason why chrome still survives on my machines.

British military laser death ray cannon contract still awarded, MoD confirms

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Re: operational in all weather

So, lasers can work blasting through rain, snow, fog and other airbourne particules thern?

Pigs do fly... Provided that you give them enough thrust...

Don't believe the 5G hype! £700m could make UK's 4G better than Albania's

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That one always evaluates to True.

My fortnight eating Blighty's own human fart-powder

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

I find it hard to believe that Spain is more productive than Germany in any real measure.

I am not. I have worked with Spaniards for years and they only look laid back.

Sure, they do not start before 10 and hardly ever do anything after 6 (which should be 9 and 5 if they had the right TZ). However in-between that they bulldoze a staggering amount of work out of the way.

The fact that someone likes having a life and does not sleep in the office does not mean they are not productive. Just the opposite (having a life is an expensive thing, you have to work sufficiently to be able to support it).

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

It isn't. According to the World Bank, the UK is 22nd globally by GDP per person and France is 26th.

It is. That is GDP per capita, not per capita per hour. You forgot to normalize per hour worked so it describes overall work produced, not productivity (which is how much do you produce in a unit of time).

UK is the most rabid violator of the working hours directive and the only country where you have difficulty crossing the door on the first day without signing a waver for the limits set in it. On average a UK office worker spends 20% more in the office than any of its European counterparts.

So if you normalize that versus average hours worked UK ends up with one of the worst productivities out of all major economies. Not surprising - just spend 30 mins in a UK open plan office and the same time in let's say Germany, Spain, France or Eastern Europe and you will immediately see why. The "eat at your desk, because you should be chained to it" is part of that disease and we should fight it, not beat ourselves in the chest with pride about it.

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Re: Where's the IT angle?

Where's the IT angle?

The IT angle is that IT is the only technical profession where "food as sustenance" + "food at your desk" are considered to be the signature of an ultimate hard working geek.

Try eating at your desk in molecular biology, microbiology or chemistry. Bonus points for doing so while working with radioactive isotopes (in the former two) or chemicals with LD50 in the micrograms (both). Additional bonus points for eating while working with antibiotic resistance plasmids and E. Coli of course, but that is for the really hard core idiots among us.

(*) Disclaimer - I am biased as I have gone through the afore mentioned subjects to a degree level before converting to IT and I fully agree with my old organic chemistry professor (and faculty dean) who gave an immediate F to anyone bringing food or drink in the lab (regardless is it eaten or not)

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

Surprisingly not everywhere has a canteen, would you believe.

There are countries that do not have them at all and where people still eat properly. The underlying reason is that UK is the only country in Europe to specifically make any company which tries to care about the health of its workers regret it. Taxwise.

In the UK a company trying to provide decent food for people who work for it is _PENALIZED_ by having to jump through the hoops of this being taxed as a benefit. People should eat sandwiches, develop the associated gastrointestinal issues and obesity. Courtesy of Gordon Brown and Tony Blair. Why - no idea, these two f*** never did something without someone giving Labour a backhander, no idea who and what gave it to them on this one. Would not be surprised if it was some pastry company producing some hideous turds destined for Joe Average Worker's lunchbox.

Elsewhere a company trying to provide decent food is _REWARDED_ for this via tax deduction. Some countries also force the issue of choice and quality by making the benefit payable as vouchers making the lunch break something all local food outlets compete for.

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

Live there for a while and you'll see that "French productivity"

France is not the only place where Lunch is Lunch. Most of Europe is in fact. Most of them are more productive than the UK too.

If you go into an office there, you are usually shocked by how QUIET it is. The constant banter with several sociopaths socializing in the middle of the office loudly enough to spoil everyone's else work is non-existent. Want to socialize with co-workers - sure, grab an espresso or whatever else you fancy take your 15 minutes in the cafe OUTSIDE without f*** up everyone's work.

The end result is that people do 8 hours in office and do them solid, just punctuated by an occasional coffee or food break. Using standard measures of productivity which are "time spent" vs "work done" this quite obviously results in higher productivity than 12 hours out of which 4+ are banter or being distracted by somebody's else banter.

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Re: Food is not only sustenance

We don't all live in France

Neither do I. I still take my 30-40 mins break to have a proper lunch and never, ever eat at my desk. I also use that time to socialize, talk to my colleagues, relax and get by brain together. Much better than doing the classic British open office thing of messing up everyone's else concentration and work via constant banter.

This also has something to do with having to deal with hundreds of keyboards with microbial infestation comparable to spreading a turd over them during my IT years. If you eat at your desk, I suggest disassembling your keyboard after one year and licking it. That should cure you of this habit.

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Food is not only sustenance

Human civilization has grown up around food having a social function. Even lower primates share and enjoy food as a social function.

Deliberately avoiding that part of our ancestry (it is not even cultural - it is genetic) and enjoying the process of doing so strikes me as a clear indication that someone needs a visit to the psychiatrist.

No, thanks, I will have my proper lunch, not at my desk and in the company of other people *. Sociopaths can go eat their synthetic grub at their desk

(*) Michael Duglas has a lot to answer for. Lunch is not for wimps. It is for normal people

Drones will be able to carry 120GB footage of you in the shower if Seagate has its way

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Re: Huh?

Easyjet already uses drones for airplane inspection at Gatwick and Paris.

There are other uses.

As far as the shotguns, catapult, paintball - they are inefficient and prohibited for city limits in some places. If a drone is that close for you to use any of those you are better off with a bog standard pressure washer and a bottle of paint or dye instead of the detergent.

The issue with all of them is - by the time you got to one of them the drone is gone. So you are better off with passive defences. Privacy foil for windows is about 5£ a meter and takes approx 15 min per window to install. I got it on most windows already to reduce glare and heat in the summer.

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Re: Where are the Drone Jammers then?

In your garage.

You most likely use it quite often.

It is called a pressure washer. Very complicated bit of kit you know.

Connect it to a garden hose, an electric socket and put some bog standard garden paint or decking treatment instead of the detergent in the attachment bottle. Press the trigger. Depending on the model you get 10-15m range at the right wash setting. So if the drone is anywhere within "paedo/voyeur" range it is a write-off.

Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft

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Re: Not only in America

This has happened in the UK too.

There was a successful lawsuit by someone who broke his back and hip trying to burgle a garage where the owner (quite deliberately) left the covers on the "service" canal a bit off to the side forming a nice 5m by 1m trapdoor.

In fact, the precedent base at present is - if there is the smallest suspicion that you have done it deliberately setting up "burglar punishment facilities", then you are at fault.

Google's Grumpy code makes Python Go

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Re: Calling BS

Python is slow because the core interpreter holds a global lock - the so called GIL.

So any multi-threading, asynchronous processing and _MOST_ _IMPORTANTLY_ garbage collection are done in one running thread.

Recompiling it as GO is not the answer. Getting rid of the GIL at least for garbage collection is.

Russia to convicted criminal hackers: 'Work with us or jail?'

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so far not reported

So far not reported != not happening elsewhere.

Robo-supercar hype biz Faraday Future has invented something – a new word for 'disrupt'

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Re: Yeah...

Neah, they will be bought by someone as the part of jolly Californication merry-go-round for their "talent".

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Re: The perfect word already exists

There is a refinement on that: Valleyware.

Speeding jet of Siberian liquid hot Magma getting speedier, satellites find

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Re: I knew it.

Surely the most ineffectual president would be William Henry Harrison,

There has not been any effectual presidents since FDR because Congress has repeatedly violated the separation of powers removing various powers from the executive branch in the name of oversight.

For example: every other country in the world, the executive branch presents a whole government to the legislative. Legislative has a take it or leave it choice. That is just for starters.

Instead of oversight, however, Congress has introduced direct control. While the two are similar, they are not equivalent. At least according to Merriam Webster. This is by the way at all levels. The same thing is happening at state level too.

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Re: I knew it.

You forgot the sarcasm tags and the honorable mentioning of hacking.

As far as the POTUS, he has definitely gone into this modus operandi: http://www.km.ru/joke_day/791697

Translation: "What other dirty trick can I play (on my successor) at the last minute*"

(*) The fact that the successor deserves quite a few of them is a different story

Joe Public likes drones and regulations, finds UK.gov 'public dialogue'

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Re: Another great government survey

Though shall not invoke the Daily Mail Politico Puppeting Method (tm) in vain.

Hackers could turn your smart meter into a bomb and blow your family to smithereens – new claim

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Explode is not interesting

The guy needs to know what is really dangerous.

Explode is meah.

Turning it on/off in a large enough area all at the same time is a different story. Depending on level of grid optimization you are looking at between 5 and 15% capacity being flipped on/off at the same time for the grid to start falling apart. >15% is a pretty much guaranteed collapse.

It is getting more difficult to do that nowdays as a lot of the load does not come immediately up after you flip the switch - incandescent, old high power tvs with hard switches, etc are no longer around. Still doable though (and may become more doable as people switch from gas to heat-pump and HVAC).

Ruh-roh! Rick Ruhl rolled out of Ham Radio Deluxe in software kill-switch aftermath

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Re: modernize and renew

Presumably to ensure that the EULA sanctifies a repeat of such action in the future?

Cannot. There is a law for that - a rare occurrence of sanity in the US lawmakers. Voted in last month right before Xmas. So pulling a stunt like that makes you guilty by default.

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Re: Low blood sugar

Going violent on a low blood sugar or high histamine level is not that uncommon.

Been there, done that (the histamine version), seen other people do it.

Those online ads driving you bonkers are virtually 'worthless for brands'

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Re: Puzzled

I remember - and have blacklisted - the pub where the staff were too busy chatting to bother to take my lunch order until it was after last orders anyway, and that was FIVE WHOLE YEARS AGO*

+1. How much of a moron you have to be to fail to see that imprinting into potential customers subliminal feelings of annoyance is counterproductive... Even if we assume that the consumer is the proverbial Pavlov's dog, Pavlov (and his followers) tried negative stimulus experiments as well as positive - negative reinforcement proving fairly effective too.

Russian 'grid attack' turns out to be a damp squib

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Re: One laptop does not a blackout make.

Hehehe... have an upvote.

Pity I cannot have an upvote for the Russians solving the issue of "the management of utility XXX is an idiot" which would be the correct way to describe the so called "right laptop".

They recently voted a raft of laws around the so called "critical national infrastructure" legislation. The exec summary of said laws is that - management of companies who operate critical national infra are personally criminally liable if they fail to secure them against a cyber attack. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts. "Right laptop" in that context there means that the CEO will have an excursion up the Death Road to Kolyma. Something we should probably replicate - until we do, security expenditure and threat analysis are considered by PHBs a waste of money.

Prez Obama expels 35 Russian spies over election meddling

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Re: Assange?

Good points, but that principally declares Russia's hacking as perfectly OK too which strikes me as strange.

AssAnge has not been proven to hack anything. There is no law about handing stolen general purpose data. Bank secrecy, personal data, financial data - sure, there is law and precedent. General purpose data such as the emails of a political party - nope, nothing suitable to apply besides the usual laws on handling stolen goods and those have had no precedent in this area.

By the way, Russians have not been proven to hack anything. There is no evidence, only claims and conjectures based on target selection while using similar malware. That level of evidence will not stand up in any court, even the well known kangaroo court show running on an island in the Caribbean.

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Re: Assange?

He actively participated in interference with the election of the US, which is (AFAIK) a criminal offence

If this is a UK offence, which particular UK law did he violate? I cannot think of any. You are not allowed to fight abroad. To meddle in politics abroad is not prohibited. If it was we would have to extradite a large contingent of exile politicians and oligarch "refugees" from every country under the sun.

If this is a US offence, anyone can publish any dirt they like on any candidate - the only laws which apply to that are civil ones - like libel. The US law on the subject addresses only a US politicos under foreign influence (it is in the constitution). There is bugger all about anything which is purely foreign..

I am not familiar with LatAm laws, but they are probably no different as there everyone has traditionally hosted the neighbour's government in exile after it was loaded on the boat across the river by the yet another military coup in their homeland.

So, there is _NO_ law whatsoever (yet) under which one can claim that someone in a foreign country interfering in US elections is committing an extraditable criminal offence. I can see the congress hastily drafting it in the next session though (and the Eu governments following suit). However, as it cannot be backdated, this cannot become the basis for AssAnge extradition request. Any attempt to have him shipped under a backdated law addressing this will get shot down in the courts.

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Re: Retaliation coming in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

and he is planning to do.. nothing!

Not quite. Just the opposite. He did it significantly more subtly than he is given credit for.

On that one - it is the usual case - the retarded press monkeys are commenting on matters they have no clue on. Not a single news outlet bothered to check the background on the accompanying invitation for the children to the New Year Eve celebrations in the Kremlin. In ex-USSR it was (and I suspect it has remained in Russia) the ultimate carrot for a primary schoolchild. One in thousands (if not tens of thousands) only got a ticket. At best. The most as a comment we got here is some idiot (forgot in BBC or graunidad) considering this as a threat. Which it is not.

By the way any diplomats who ever had a posting to Moscow knows this one and understands the meaning of the gesture. So as far as setting up the contrast of looking like magnanimous royalty versus the vindictive daft Grindge - he has achieved his aim. 100%.

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Re: Putin the empire builder

I cannot easily think of anyone less well qualified to serve as NATO Sec. Gen.

Antonio Bliar?

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Re: if Russia WAS behind the e-mail hacks...

Only self-blinding Progressives would be against a fat infodump of DNC shenanigans.

I would not limit this to DNC. They are no different from most incumbent parties. Not that any of the newcomers are any better.

US cops seek Amazon Echo data for murder inquiry

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Re: Smart water meter data as evidence

Can you cite a source for the 140 gallons of water and why it was needed after a bloodless murder?

People nearly always empty their bowels when strangled (this is the bit which books and movies usually get wrong when describing hanging).

You have to refill that hottub ya know after the victim has shat it in. It is the right volume for a mid-size one ~ 500l. So while the police was correct to link the water meter records to the crime, their lab was rather clueless on the exact reason.

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Re: Interesting...

The audio recording laws are worded so...

Here - yes. USA - no. Half of the states have laws which make recording illegal unless both parties consent to it.

Wassenaar weapons pact talks collapse leaving software exploit exports in limbo

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Re: "Known for making deals"

That one too.

He is known for making deals with his name - selling his name as a trademark. These are quite successful. However, they are inseparable from his name so the only way he can comply with the US constitution and not have a vested conflict of interest to a foreign entity is if he renames himself Stump and his children Stumplets.

Uber's self-driving cars can't handle bike lanes, forcing drivers to kill autonomous mode

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Re: When is someone going to hold Uber to account

So what the fu** are they besides a company who doesn't want to follow any regulations?

A Valley company. The gospel of the valley is "You shall disrupt" (and someone else will pick up the bill for your disruption).

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Re: Copied the idiot's answers

Actually, most drivers I have seen in the Valley treat the cycle lanes correctly. Not that there is anyone in the lanes in the first place. Every time I go there I want to buy a bike and leave it in the (whatever company I work for at the time) office as there that is literally "the way to travel".

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Re: The software has learned to drive like a taxi driver.....

I strongly suspect they feed data from their actual drivers into their neural net. And it shows.

Oi! Linux users! Want some really insecure closed-source software?

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Too late anyway

The flash plugin is already dead. Mozilla has (grudgingly) implemented pepper API wrapper including in firefox ESR. So anyone who still needs flash just uses the pepper version which Adobe/Google have kept up to date.

MH370 hunters call for new search of extra 25,000km2

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but the search has to date cost Australia over AU$100m.

No it has not.

The search has resulted in mapping the seabed in an area where it would have had to be done one day anyway. While the resolution at which it was done was in excess of the one needed for let's say geological mapping, the actual cost is 100-X where X is "this needed to be done anyway" and is probably somewhere around 30-40.

Stupid law of the week: South Carolina wants anti-porno chips in PCs that cost $20 to disable

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Re: Out of State

There are. But not in USA or UK.

Some of the Russian, German and Scandinavian examples of the "legislative gem on the subject of the Internet" genre are actually technically literate (especially when compared to the US and UK idiocies).

F.e, there was a Russian law proposal recently featured on the register which had correct definitions of a peering point, prefix, autonomous system, ip addressing, name servers, zones, etc as well as correct scoping of criminal responsibilities if you fail to secure them enough after they have been designated critical infrastructure. Similarly, if you want a watertight definition of privacy rights, etc open any German law on the subject.

Sexbots could ‘over-exert’ their human lovers, academic warns

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Terminator

+1 for quoting ELO.

Let's finish the quote though:

She's only programmed to be very nice

But she's as cold as ice

Grab an ARMful: OpenIO's Scale-out storage with disk drive feel

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Cooling?

You should be able to bake bread on top of this arrangement.

More than 3 rows of disks in sequential airflow requires jet turbine levels of airflow to keep the temperature under 50C.

'Upset' Linus Torvalds gets sweary and gets results

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Trollface

Seconded

If you do not have one, build one. Well worth it. Most useful 2 grand I ever spent on the garden.

Are you going to contemplate there on your next patch or just provide yourself with heat resistance training is up to you.

Facebook's internet drone crash-landed after wing 'deformed' in flight

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Re: Vne of 25 kts at landing approach height? Really?

Same thoughts.

There is no way in hell something with these structural parameters can be allowed to operate above inhabited areas.

Don't panic, friends, but the Chinese navy just nicked one of America's underwater drones

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Re: Not as far as they are concerned

PLA got itself involved in resulted in them being given a sound kicking (by Vietnam)

Dude, do you have any ideas how many shipments of Child Toys, Cucumbers, Household Soap and Laundry Detergents did the Bulgarians deliver to Vietnam during that War on a credit line which was in fact backed up by USSR Central Bank.

I do. I am also not surprised that China at THAT time ended up going home with the tail between the legs. T72 are nice Children Toys. So are MSTA Howitzers and Grad launches if you hook them up to proper fire control software (something the Bulgarians made a killing on - making export and supposedly dumb versions of Russian weaponry smart). Some toys you know (that was what the manifests on the ships cargo said - toys).

We now live in different times. China of old which threw waves of people at the enemy and could be countered with tech is no longer. It has tech which is on par or better than any of its neighbors except maybe Russia itself. It now can overwhelm both technically and in sheer numbers any of the "Pacified Southern Provinces".

Beauty is in the AI of the beholder: Young blokes teach computer to judge women by their looks

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Re: I can see the benefits.

And how does this differ from today?

I have been coached by people once upon a time and I have coached people too on how to adjust their body language to improve their chances in an interview as well as what not to do.

Here is an example of what not to do. Legs are above chest level when seated and she is holding leg up in hand mid-interview. The only thing that screams "arrogant s/d of a b" more than that is to hold your arms/hands behind your head while talking.

Like it or not looks and body language are important. Though most of it usually not static stuff - you cannot judge stuff like that from a single picture, especially a passport style mugshot. In fact face alone is insufficient - you have to observe the person for a while to pick up things like this.

NASA – get this – just launched 8 satellites from a rocket dropped from a plane at 40,000ft

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Re: hmmmm

They don't fly too many missions for some reason.

They are significantly more expensive than a scheduled launch from Airana Space, Space-X or the Russians. The payload is relatively small too - so they cannot launch the monstrous comms satellites which bring most of the bacon.

Is it an underlying cost or is it just marketed that way - no idea. The end result is that there is a feedback loop as well - as they cost too much they do not get that many launches, as they do not get too many launches they cost more and so on.

They are used primarily for flexibility and it is marketed that way. They claim that they will put a payload in orbit for you within weeks or months tops which is significantly shorter than the lead time on conventional launchers. For the same reason - they are happy to do weird orbits.

This one is in a perfect match for them (not something that comes along very often) - fairly high (580km), high inclination, low SAT mass - a big launcher would have had to run half-empty to do this job and that would have cost a fortune.

Crim charges slapped on copyright trolls who filmed porn, torrented it then sued downloaders

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Re: Not News!

I don't get it:

What these guys did is leaking it online via a pretend hack. That is the fraud part. They went in at least one case as far as to get the pretend hack part to police and court. That bit of overdoing was what undid them.

Some RIAA and MPAA members had "leaks" and seeded torrents initially too. They abandoned the practice based on legal advice - this is an entrapment in most legislations and courts did not look at it kindly.

For their purposes it is also unnecessary - there is more than enough torrents floating around for them to plug in a heavily modified client and listen on the network chatter collecting participating IPs. In fact, the average time until your IP is recorded after joining a torrent is ~ 12 minutes if memory serves me right. So from there on, they can wait until enough evidence is accumulated against a person and deep six you with an infringement notice.

'I told him to cut it out' – Obama is convinced Putin's hackers swung the election for Trump

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Devil

"I told him to cut it out"

So, when he has been telling you this for last 15 years did you listen?

No.

So why the f*** do you expect him to listen to you now?