* Posts by Voland's right hand

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US docs show Daimler may have done a Dieselgate – German press claims

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it's cleaned itself recently or has been for a good run out on a motorway.

Autobahn - yah, Motorway - nein. Insufficient revs to give the DPF filter a good burn.

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Top tip: if you have a diesel check out the new MOT rules coming 20/4, I think a lot of cars are going to go off-road.

It is only an extra DPF presence/tamper test. Various forms of De-EGRisation as done by most commercial and hire car drivers in London are still not checked for. So the real problem with diesel in urban environments, namely NO2, will continue as before...

By the way - it is 20th of May, not 20th of April.

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("exhaust aftertreatment", according to Google Translate)

That is not catalytic converter, that is urea injection. Catalytic converter cannot be disabled - it is always in-flow for the exhaust.

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

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So, Everyone is advocating we comply with EU regulations, but without the ability to effect what said regulations are?

Advocating - no. Stating the bleeding obvious that this is a "take it or leave it" case - yes. It cannot be negotiated unless one has an economy of the same size (or bigger) than the Eu, a couple of carrier groups and a fleet of nuclear missile submarines. Size matters I am afraid. If you do not have the size your only option is "take it or leave (it)"

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Re: The Law of Unintended Consequences

I thought the traditional covering of the season is the cake which we are somehow having and eating at the same time.

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

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Old may not be the issue.

One of the side effects of eating some food you are intolerant to like Gluten, Cumin, etc is that you get the flatulence from hell. It is hell in both quantity and hellish smell.

So instead of the proverbial old fart, it may be a younger person who has eaten something not agreeable to their metabolism. Not bad enough to get them into hospital and/or use the epipen, but bad enough to cause the well known side effect.

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"Flight diverted due to asshole on board"

End of the day, all that flatulence has to come out of somewhere...

PM urged to protect data flows post-Brexit ahead of Munich speech

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Re: Project Fear is still alive and well at camp remoan.

Sofia's airport is busy largely because of the chairmanship of the council.

Correct guess. It was Sofia.

It is the chairmanship which brings there 20-odd aircraft a day registered To hedge funds and banks which according to flight radar flew there predominantly to/from London.

It is the chairmanship which magically provided a 2017 25% GROWTH of salaries in the construction sector in 2017 (according to official stats) while most other sectors scored 10-15.

It is the Eu chairmanship which has reduced the TTL of a 3+ new build bedroom apartment on the Sofia housing market from 6 months down to sub-2 weeks.

It is the Eu chairmanship which has suddenly stuck a halapeno pepper up the builders' arses to complete in 2018 the office complex around the Piza tower replica on the main road near the airport - the one which has been sitting in a dilapidated unfinished state since the real estate slump in 2007.

It is all the magic of the chairmanship you know. It magically changes macroeconomic variables by sprinkling them with magical chairman dust.

Sorry, there is no bucket emoticon so cannot help it, please use tissues to wipe out any surplus sarcasm which poured out of the screen onto the keyboard (I apologise in advance for that).

Chairmanship - my a***. Now BrExit and related contingency money flows seem considerably more plausible.

As far as the rest of 27 asking Britain, if Bulgaria(*) is to be used as an example it has given up on that. It is simply working based on hard BrExit in its own selfish interest now. So are all other Eastern European countries because the harder the BrExit outlook the MORE money they get - both from immigrants and from corporates. I do not see anything funny or pathetic here. That is the way the world works and that is something the idiots on the lie-stickered bus had to take into account before claiming anything.

(*)I have some travel elsewhere in Europe coming up, it will be interesting to compare. I would not expect it to be any different though

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No, they have not.

The reality is that nearly anything you can think of regarding mutual recognition of documents, insurance, rights, deeds, whatever which Britain was part pre-Eu with any country in the world has been superseded by Eu agreements. Most of these agreements also have VOIDED any prior agreement and Britain as a part of the Eu has agreed to that at the time.

As a result Britain either has to fall back to prehistoric treaties like the idiocy about the international driving license and the original car insurance "green cards" or in some of the worst cases has nothing to fall back onto as the original treaties have been obsoleted by the other side as no longer needed. This is especially the case as far as UK and Eu countries are concerned. All pre-Eu individual agreements UK had with let's say France and Germany are null and void now.

This is is in all areas and driving licenses are the least of them. It will take a DECADE to churn through all the admin on this and this is an optimistic estimate as UK will have to redo the work Eu has been doing for the last 50 years (so much for it being useless). While signing a deal with the Eu is a big deal for most countries (even USA), signing a deal with a single country is something that is not going to get any priority in the legislative queue.

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Re: The EU would be shooting themselves in the foot

The limitations on travel should prevent it easily.

Just an idea... Visas... Extreme vetting... You know...

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Re: Complex problem

EU countries accept driving licences from the US, Australia, etc. without problem.

Sure. There are mutual recognition agreements between them. This is the exact reason why UK license will NOT be recognized. There is NO mutual recognition agreement. It will be in the "yet to be signed" queue and (surprise, surprise) UK has not signed and ratified the relevant conventions to get an automatic recognition (at least Vienna convention of 1968, probably more).

By the way, the recognition of licenses is the LEAST of the worries for a driver post BrExit. Private drivers have the workaround of getting an international license so there is a way around it (albeit annoying and painful).

The big Bugbear is the insurance. There is a mutual recognition agreement for 3rd party liability insurance in Europe which is beyond Eu. Non-Eu and non-EEA countries like Serbia, Monte Negro, etc participate in it and agree to the same final arbiter. That arbiter is the same as for Open Sky agreement. It is called ECJ. According to stated policy by UK government this is red line. So based on current red lines, any car with a UK registration stops being street legal in the rest of Eu on BrExit date. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts.

In addition to that, at least several European countries mandate access to MOT databases and ability to check that a car has a valid MOT as an additional requirement. If UK fails to agree data equivalence with Eu _AND_ associated states/states in the process of a joining application after BrExit any British car is non-street legal and non-legal to cross a number of borders in Europe.

And so on and so fourth. As a driver who traverses all of Europe multiple times a year (mostly for fun - go and see places) I can summarize it. The executive summary is - ROYALLY SCREWED.

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Re: Project Fear is still alive and well at camp remoan.

where we keep paying our money to subsidise life in Eastern Europe.

The biggest subsidy of life in Eastern Europe at the moment is Brexit.

1. The money which the immigrants were going to spend in the UK is now exported out there in order to establish plan Bs and fall-back potions.

2. The companies in the city which have failed to buy one of the few last train to Dublin tickets and have balked at the cost of tickets to Paris and Frankfurt are buying tickets to Sofia, Prague, Bratislava, Bucharest and Warsaw. I have some business down those parts so I was there this week. There was f*** congestion from business jets at the airport. Most of them were opaque (via holding companies). The two I managed to identify by their numbers were two large USA banks which have not moved their Eu HQ to Dublin and frankly, they no longer can - you cannot even get an appointment with a realtor there at the moment. Not that Eastern Europe is any better at the moment - all 3 bedroom+ properties are off the market - they are being scooped up by both "plan B" and city companies which are organizing evacuation.

Crims pull another SWIFT-ie, Indian bank stung for nearly US$2m

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There is little choice besides scanners

The system itself has very little data to distinguish between a fraudulent small-to-medium transaction from a compromised bank and a valid one. The recipient bank may have some data (we assume that the source is compromised so it does not have a say). F.e an account opened yesterday which is getting 10m and is transferring out 10m immediately after that is an outright candidate for blocking under money laundry reqs. The transfer system - not so much.

Mueller bombshell: 13 Russian 'troll factory' staffers charged with allegedly meddling in US presidential election

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Re: Wonderful timing!

It's easy to get a majority when those who would vote for your opponent are excluded from the process.

FFS. Can you stop repeating the Graunidad and other sponsored media sour grapes.

Navalny's support is within the margin of error in the election. He has absolutely ZERO support out in the countryside and outside Moscow and amidst brainwashed immigrants.

Even Ksenia Sobchak which the entire Russia considers to be the b*tch from hell and who proudly carries the highest disapproval rating amidst public personalities (not just politicians) in the whole country polls HIGHER THAN HIM. By the way, despite him being disqualified, he is still being included in most polls so that it is perfectly clear what his chances are. They are NIL.

We, ladies and gentlemen, are betting on the wrong horse. A horse that cannot win even if we shoot all the other other horses in the competition (something we are trying as well ). A horse that will be disqualified for illegal doping one way or another because it is being doped at our multi-million expense daily.

Instead of continuing to moan about that horse not being given a chance to win (because it will not, it is missing a leg or two to start off with) we should rethink exactly what does it take to have a horse that can win and/or what does it take to get our mitts on the prize(s). Provided that horse is not Жирик(*) of course, dunno about the rest of the el reg commentariat, but I do not fancy glowing in the dark.

(*) Zhirinovski

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Re: Wonderful timing!

You forgot to put inverted commas around the word 'election'.

I did not and I meant to. It is an election all right. With hist current public rating Putin does not even need to rig it.

Most western politicians will kill for a public approval rating half of what he has. We have not had anyone commanding this approval rating and winning elections by such margins since the days of Charles de Gaulle. We have forgotten what it looks like too.

This is something which the west fails to understand. Putin can be elected on "merit" and will be elected on "merit" - based on his total of 15+5 years of running the country. It does not matter how much noise our sponsored Navalni muppet makes, he will not be able to get even remotely within the numbers necessary to contest that election. With all the millions poured into him he is still polling within the margin of error of a poll.

Putin needs to make a major miss-step and his approval needs to drop under 50% for him to need to rig the election. As long as he continues to have the rating he has, he will win the elections the same way De Gaulle won his. By 80%+. Without rigging them - he has no need to.

By the way, we really do not want his approval rating to fall too. If it does, it will not be our sponsored clown to contest the seat. It will be Zhirinovski or even worse Zuganov (or whoever inherits their parties from them). Compared to them Putin is the lesser evil. If you do not believe me tune into RTR (not the foreign edition - the internal one) on Thursday night and listen to the politics talk show. Zhirik is a recurring feature there and he usually has a couple of opponents on fairly liberal positions, sometimes even from UK or USA so you can get a good idea of what we (and the liberals in Russia) should expect if Putin is to loose the election.

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Re: Wonderful timing! -Everyone else is under 3%. This includes our preferred rival.

so that in a year's time rather a lot of Americans could be indicted for interfering with the Russian election.

The way Russian law is at present they can be indicted anyway. The governing law is foreign organization financing. While USA law completely disallows it, Russia law allows it provided you declare it above board. You have to openly declare yourself a "foreign agent" and provide full accounting for all of your funding on a quarterly basis. Navalni has failed to do so for obvious reasons.

By the way - I have participated in protests myself 25 years ago in Eastern Europe so I can see the all the signs. His operation is clearly funded. By us. It is not internal funding. You cannot do what he is doing with less than tens of thousands of dollars per day, ramping up to hundreds of thousands for specific "protest" events. That money has to come from somewhere and I am pretty sure that Mueller counterpart in FSB is patiently collecting all the transaction information as we speak. It is not just ex-FBI directors which know the "follow the money" principle.

It will be a nice indictment list with one major difference. USA always screws this one up. It did it in Eastern Europe 25 years ago, I bet they have screwed it again this time. They always have one or more embassy officials involved. Compared to that Russia always deals via disposable intermediaries. Lavrov's department keeps its hands clean and can always do a theatrical shrug after that.

I am preparing a BelAz full of popcorn for when the sh*t encounters the rotating appliance attached to the ceiling. I will be needed to observe and enjoy the show.

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Re: Wonderful timing!

. Putin has already has his courts rule his chief rival isn't eligible.

He is not his chief rival. He is our preferred rival. His chiefness is an image we are carefully crafting for him at the cost of millions of dollars and pounds which go for staged photos like this one:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/26/russia-rejects-concerns-banning-alexei-navalny-elections#img-1

This chiefness has no basis in reality. He is chief of bollocks, not chief rival. Even with the millions we have poured into media support for him he barely polls within the margin of error.

Like it or not Putin has only one rival according to Russian polls - it is Жирик. Zhirinovski. He polls at 8 - 15% depending which poll you look at. And you know what, this is one replacement for Putin we would never want to see. It is equivalent to bequeathing the Earth to the cockroaches.

Everyone else is under 3%. This includes our preferred rival.

James Damore's labor complaint went over about as well as his trash diversity manifesto

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so don't use a single wartime anecdote to rebut a different trend. Outliers exist.

First of all. That "wartime anecdote" happens to be a whole regiment. In fact 3 regiments and members of these hold the top positions in the allied combat sortie numbers table. By a ridiculously large margin. That is one matushka (*) of an outlier (pun intended).

Second, while the actual hiring stats of Russian missile command are classified, I know it first hand that they have women attending the radar screens especially at large stationary installations. I know people who used to work in that outfit personally and they happen to be of the "outlier" gender. How many and what is the ratio - no idea and it is not a question I would ask.

So going back to your outlier statement. Let's take it at face value. This gives us a very entertaining scenario - an outlier and anecdote is being used by one of the two major nuclear powers to determine hiring policy of people directly responsible for data which is used for a launch decision.

Let's continue down this line of reasoning shall we? So it being the outlier, let's say whichever Natashka is in charge of the console of the Voronezh radar at Armavir tonight freaks out as she is incapable of handling stress you know. This is what our favorite troglodyte moron and his SocioBiological baboon troop claim based on "scientific evidence".

If they are right - that is happy glowing in the dark for all of us you know.

The fact that we are not glowing for many years running IMHO proves they are wrong.

(*)The lady I used as an example while holding the one-night record in number of bombing sorties is actually 4th I think in the overall numbers. There are several before her with numbers in the 900+ range

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Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

I missed one more thing just to stick the final nails into the coffin of this once and for all.

There are women who did and lived to 82 years old after that..

For a comparison basis - my mother's step-father was subjected to a similar level of stress in WW2. He is one of the possibly less than a few hundred submariners in the allied fleet who has fought the whole war from day one to May 1945. He was literally attached to the bottle after that and barely made it into his 60-es. He was not the only one too. All of them ended up with what we would call today PTSD. Similarly the lady I referred to in the previous paragraph was not the only one to have a career after the war and live into her 80-es. PTSD? "Sure, I heard of it, it is for someone else".

So my only thought when someone says something about stress tolerance being lower in women is: "You are so full of shit mate, you need to be carted out on a farmer truck to the place where manure is left to ferment before it is put to good use".

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Re: controversial bro-grammer ?

and the Science in his "manifesto" has been backed up by essentially the whole Sociobiology Community

If Sociobiology or whatever this bullshit is called at Harward is backing some of his conjectures like "women are less resistant to stress" it needs ejection out of Harward.

For being utterly unscientific.

If anything women are significantly more resistant to long term recurring stress. No man has managed flying > 900 combat bomber missions in WW2. No man in the allied forces has managed 16 combat bomber sorties in 24h. There are women who did. Similarly, in other countries (not USA) it is women who sit in front of the early warning radar screens. Not men. Day after day after day with their job being the harbinger of WW3. If that is not endurance to stress dunno what is.

There are plenty of other places where his document is complete and utter bullshit.

One comment on the article - while the man is clearly an arsehole and so are most of his supporters we should not drop to his troglodyte level.

UK.gov: Psst. Belgium. Buy these Typhoon fighter jets from us, will you?

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2.5km/h

Grrr... meant 2.5k km/h. Bad software engineer habits to use ks instead of zeroes.

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Re: @ wolfetone

The eurofighter is a vital first line of defence against the East German airforce's Migs

Not only.

The Eurofighter had two roles and establishing air superiority over Germany and Eastern Europe was probably the secondary one. It is first and foremost an interceptor, whose job was to meet the USSR Backfires and Bears when they come out remove the North American NATO fleet group out of the equation.

While in theory a fleet group should stand on its own, elementary math shows that even the largest fleet NATO could assemble would be on the bottom of the ocean if USSR was to throw all of its maritime aviation against it (even without adding in the rocket cruisers). There were just too many of them. Similarly there are just too many of them today.

This is why it has the range and the speed. You really do not need a nearly 4k km range and 2.5km/h speed for a dogfight above the BlackForest. You do, if you are to use it to support the F18s and F14s (in those days) of the carrier group above the North Atlantic.

It is also a job which the F35 in any modification can never do. It is neither fast enough, nor has the range. So as long as there are 67 or so operational Tu-23Ms sitting on Russian airfields the Eurofighter still has a job.

UK names Russia as source of NotPetya, USA follows suit

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Re: Deduction

You forgot the joke tags so the humour was lost to the audience.

Subtle difference. Bulgarian Petya is a formal female name - something you will find on a passport. I think Serbian has it too, but do not take my word for it.

Russian Petya is colloquial for Peter.

On the balance of things it is more likely for a virus to be called using a male colloquial name, not a female formal one.

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Re: So it was Russia

Finally, it is a wake-up call : organizations have no reason to allow the use of USB ports or CD players. In more and more companies where I consult, I find that the USB ports have been disabled and the desktops/towers do not even have a CD tray any more.

No. The conclusion is the same as with NHS ransomware, etc.

Flat networks cannot be defended against the current threat model. Firewall them all, god will recognize its own. Branch office? Firewall it, it has no business talking to every other PC in the organization. Single channel for documents and data up, single channel down. Department? Firewall it. Lab? Firewall it. Industrial equipment? DEFINITELY FIREWALL IT.

It does not matter how much is invested into blocking ports and filtering external browsing. Infections will happen. The aim is not to prevent them. The aim is to contain them and minimize the damage.

The best analogy is a ship. Close the doors, even flood compartments on purpose if needed, but do not allow it capsize.

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Proof?

More budget needed for toys. Proof unnecessary. Tantrum sufficient.

Iran: We have defeated evil nuclear-sensing Western lizards!

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has yet to be released because of our own ham-fisted Foreign Secretary.

She stood little chance being released regardless of the QuasiMoron's performance.

What is happening in Iran at the moment is a repeat of USSR in the 1930es and countless other dictatorial regimes. If you run out of external enemies or the remaining ones become too big to try to chew on you have to invent internal enemies and/or try to stitch various "undesirables" with the "cooperating with foreign power" offence. This is exactly what Iranian judiciary which is slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun is doing at the moment.

Roses are red, Kaspersky is blue: 'That ban's unconstitutional!' Boo hoo hoo

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Re: Good Luck

A bill of attainder only applies to people.

Corporations based on both supreme and Congress decisions have acquired people rights. If Евгений manages to create a precedent to the contrary we should all open a bottle of bubbly. About time too.

NASA budget shock: Climate studies? GTFO. We're making the Moon great again, says Trump

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But since NASA put in $58B, and Russia and the EU only put in $12B and $5B respectively

You are forgetting the fact that Russian costs are generally ~ 25% of NASA costs. So that makes Russian contribution nearly equal. While at it - in terms of numbers Canada, Japan and Eu have not contributed that much, but some of the elements they shipped are key to station operation. For example - remove Canada-Arm and you remove Space-X and all other means of resupply except Progress.

In other words - how much who paid is totally irrelevant. What is relevant is what was bought for that money. Looking at the list of modules, it is possible to still have a fully functional station after detaching all American ones. At the same time, you cannot assemble anything working just out of the American pieces.

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Re: Not what they say, what they do

Like most Republican leaders Trump is utterly convinced of the dangers of climate change, but doesn't want any evidence.

No, they are just being the best democracy money can buy.

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Trump wants to privatize the space station, and sell it off to commercial concerns

He is welcome to. After the Russians and the Eu have detached the American modules and have left them float. AFAIK they have neither life support, nor propulsion of their own.

I am surprised the Russians have not done it already. With all the vehement russophobia promoted by the USA lately this is very long overdue.

Getty load of this: Google to kill off 'View image' button in search

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Re: Wow...

They cannot. The ranking of the image actually depends on the quality and you are immediately disqualified if you offer google search crawler something different than what you offer Joe Average user.

Watermarking is not really an option in the day and age when people can use neural nets to do image processing. They are just too easy to remove.

Facial recognition software easily IDs white men, but error rates soar for black women

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A) Rwanda, Senegal, South Africa - three very distinct and different black race subtypes.

B) Iceland, Finland, Sweden - same Caucasian subtype across the board

How about trying an equally diverse Caucasian set. Let's say: Sweden, France and Bulgaria (*).

(*)I know I am being mean to the poor AI - Bulgarians vary from a nordic sand blond to outright Mongoloid nearly Genghis Khan look alike. However, officially - they are all Caucasian.

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Re: Is spreading

Surely it's absolutely not racist since the one thing it can't do is discriminate?

It is not the computer's fault to start off with. Basic photography 101. With the same exposure levels for a colour photograph you will get less contrast and less feature differentiation for darker skin colours.

If you want to make the computer job easy, change the spectrum band in which you take pictures. I suspect that you can get significantly lower error rate going into near IR. This is already being done for number plates by the way.

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke

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Re: evil feds

The authorities took exception to that as, obviously, it was the state's pig

Legally it was. Part of the nationalization of agriculture in the Eastern block was state taking ownership of all farm assets and stock including animals. So even if you were looking after an animal you were officially "renting" it from the local kolhoz/sovhoz or whatever it was called in the relevant country.

The exceptions to this were Bulgaria which continued pissing off the soviets by allowing an agricultural party and not switching to a single party communist-only system and (this one I am not sure about, so do not count my word for it) Poland. These two countries did not go through the standard Soviet style industrialization of farming, so ownership of farm animals and even some land ownership remained all the way until the fall of the wall (*).

Everywhere else it was indeed the state's pig. Especially in post-revolution Hungary after the Stalin era soviets (this was before Hrushov losened up the bolts a bit) stamped their order on everything with IS-3 tank tracks.

(*)Actually, I do not know about Czechoslovakia either. So there, maybe, it could have been your pig. Everywhere else except those privileged to live under Dada's rule - state's pig for sure

As GDPR draws close, ICANN suggests 12 conflicting ways to cure domain privacy pains

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Re: I can almost guarantee that the rest of Silicon Valley

are sleep-walking to a global surveillance state, that'd give the Stasi instant hard-ons.

I believe we are already there. Probably time to check Comrade Erich Honeker's grave. I bet there are cracks in the marble plate because of the constant pressure from underneath.

Ruskie boffins blasted for using nuke bomb lab's supercomputer to mine crypto-rubles

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Re: Happy engineers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL3HYoLQNtI

Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL3HYoLQNtI from 47:00 onwards.

This should answer your question about atomic bombs and their applications.

By the way - the Beeb show is frankly on the lame side (by the standards of someone who has seen the actual satire and comedy live). Probably interesting for a non-Russian speaking audience though.

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Re: Happy engineers?

A PetaFlop super even for a half an hour or so would have produced significantly more than a few microBitcoins.

We do not know how big is the super in question. These are Russians we are talking about. Doing half-measures is against nature even if the consequences are likely to be dire, so they most likely applied the well known principle of "Раз пошла такая пьянка, режь последний огурец" (*). Based on that, my educated guess is that they either hijacked most of the super or all of it for this for an overnight or weekend run. If they succeeded in getting away with it for as little as a weekend, it would have been a nice rounded number in the 10s of k if not 100k range (depending on the size of the super).

100k for a weekend side job is a strong stimulus. Even outside Russia

(*)This cannot be translated meaningfully, it can only be explained. Its usual meaning is: Well, if we have gotten to this point, we might as well go all the way

Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

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Re: Isn't it obvious?

Can we have a boom? Pretty please?

No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There will always be a boom tomorrow...

Yeah, I know, somebody needs to put things into perspective...

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Just call it "Enterprise Leisure Suit Edition".

And leave it at that.

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Re: Another perfectly crummy alternative to C/Java: chicory

It was foisted on the US public

One of the many things where USA and Russia are much more alike than people would like to admit. Literally same story up to the 70-es. As a result anyone who wanted real coffee had to get green Cuban beans by various semi-illicit channels, roast them and grind them by themselves. The smell of freshly roasted coffee beans early in the morning... It smells like...

You can still have it hoisted on you today by the way. If you are unfortunate to go to the more obscure corners of Greece you need to carry a Bialetti and at least 1kg of ground to sustain yourself. The coffee in the cafanas as well as the stuff in nearly all small hotels is all spiked with shit and practically undrinkable.

So if you want to draw a connotation that it is something vile and vomit inducing chicory would be a good choice.

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

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and then one of the bags may rupture inside

It is pretty much guaranteed to do so after 24 days. Dunno what he swallowed, but at this point this is starting to look like cops are violating the law which prohibits assisting suicide.

They should have gotten a slightly different court order long ago. A more invasive one.

Elon Musk's Tesla burns $675.3m in largest ever quarterly loss

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Re: "So someone decided use different battery size for Model 3 "

I'd have every Mitu PHEV rounded up and crushed. And any driver claiming to have chosen it for the environmental benefits would be locked inside during the crushing.

With you on that one.

A car half its size however with a similar (probably two-wheel drive though) drive-train is a definite buy in this house. The EV range is roughly consistent with the commutes we do when we do not use bikes and the "outside-range" ability covers our primary long range use-case of "to airport and back".

Unfortunately, nobody is doing a reasonably priced car half the Mitsubishi size - something in the "old pre-tank Clio"/Yaris/i20/Corsa/Fiasco category. There are full electrics like the electric Soul or the Leaf, but they do not fit my most basic req - being able to get to any of the nearby airports and back on one charge (that is 200miles round trip if you are unfortunate to have to use a Gatwick flight).

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Re: "So someone decided use different battery size for Model 3 "

GM and Nissan got the battery range or PHEVs became mainstream and killed the BEV market.

+1

The PHEV is still mostly large SUV and family cars. The Mitsubishi PHEV is ~ 30k at present. Even for that amount of money it sells like hot bread and is outselling all other hybrids and electric vehicles combined in the UK. If Musk does not deliver by next year, it is pretty much game over at least for the European market, because from 2019 it will probably go downmarket into the small car segment as well.

So he is clearly pushing things to the limit and is doing this not because he can, but because he has to. Anything else aside, he has created some competition in a number of supposedly moribund sectors so this cannot be bad.

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I look forward to it. I mean he said he was aiming for Mars but then ended up in the Astroid belt, it might mean the Model 4 gets put in to production before he finishes the 500,000 back orders of the Model 3?

Dunno about that, but that Roadster paid for itself by a factor of 100+. Just being able to go out in front of investors and use this line probably costs a few 100 millions (in terms of share value).

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Re: Unwarranted Trumpanzee

Ridin a bike is a crime as afar as I'm concerned.

As someone who lives in a criminal city where there is less than 1% of households without a cyclist, has a criminal wife (which clocks 16 miles a day bike commute) and two thoroughly criminal children (who commute to school and nearly all of their activities on bikes clocking up to 10 miles on some days) I am going to be short and to the point: F*ck off.

Alternative suggestion: HiIde under your bridge and continue to work on your morbid obesity, it suits you.

By the way, every time I end up working for a Valley company (it is a recurring mistake), my first thought is how to organize a spare bike there. Those nice cycling lanes around San Jose need filling and paying Avis king's ransom every time is just not worth it.

If Musk is actually promoting bike usage, one more cudos from me. One more thing the man is doing right. Applause.

Wish you could log into someone's Netgear box without a password? Summon a &genie=1

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Re: Exactly why I don't use OEM firmware.

Openssl is quite an exceptional case of level of obfuscation in the code,

Concur - whoever modded that down has never ever had to read it and look for bugs. I have had to do that twice, finding issues in both case and I needed some PTSD therapy after both cases. As far as code base goes it is somewhere between GodAwful and the Zebra/Quagga/Frr code base (that one qualifies for the 8th circle of hell).

UK worker who sold customers' data to nuisance callers must cough up £1k

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The consequences can be severe," he said.

I doubt it. I suspect he made more than he was fined for.

"Not only can it can lead to a day in court and the attendant media coverage, but it can cost a person their job and can damage their future career prospects."

If the result is not a criminal record (which it is not - it's just an ICO fine), it will make a difference only if his previous employer is willing to give him a negative reference. Very few are. At most they will decline a reference.

What did we say about Tesla's self-driving tech? SpaceX Roadster skips Mars, steers to asteroids

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Re: Tax write-off

I think you have to actually be driving it (or someone does) in order to claim the mileage.

Did someone else on this thread comment that this would have been the most ingenious way to get rid of a body...

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Re: Tax write-off

Then the taxman cometh and wants to take a peek at the odometer.

Should not be an issue for Elon. They can launch the taxman as a followup.

New strife for Strava: Location privacy feature can be made transparent

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This is going to be the "I heard it from a friend who read it on an Internet forum" level of proof.

Not quite.

I heard it from a person who does not use them for this exact purpose and personally knows two social-media-active dolts who have had their 5k+ roadies lifted out of the garage based on (most likely) tracking info +/- social media and too much boasting on forums about their "phenomenal" results.

The thieves did not touch anything else - car, house, etc. They knew what they were coming for. They came and got it.

Now, why would you put a 5k roadie in a garage and not designate the garage as a secondary zone on an alarm... That is just in the "I am with stupid" category.