* Posts by Voland's right hand

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Dixons knocks £200 off laptops before Xmas...

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Link or this did not happen

Link or this did not happen

Shock movie upset - Daniel Craig still James Bond 007

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She is a Bond girl allright

She is not Carole Bouquet which IMO puts the golden standard of a Bond girl of French origin :)

None the less, she is definitely more Bond material than some of the recent ones. Give her a gun and a swimsuit and she will not be out of place on the set :)

Shale gas operations triggered Blackpool tremors

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Coal is not that bad

SALT is worse. Coal is "collapsed" as it is mined. Compared to that salt is cleared in large areas using "columns" of salt left at regular interval for support. So if you have a spent salt mine collapse it covers a much larger area than coal.

Disk prices double after flood - and could 'double again'

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Deja vu all around

Why does this remind me of one particular memory factory incident which ended up with a cartel fine in EU and some jail time for some people ...

I know Adam Smith says that supply ~ demand, but there are limits to this even in these days of "lean" and short inventories...

LightSquared CEO wants industry's 'dumbest' wireless pipe

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He was the first "utility" to engage in predatory pricing too

He also priced per time of day and per customer in a manner which was specially designed to eliminate competition from industrial on-site generation. He was very good at it too. In a few years local factory generators which were the norm before he started became history.

Record flight is step toward HYPERSONIC SPACE AIRSHIP

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Lifting is the easy bit

Now coming back in an airship....

Samsung demands iPhone 4S source code in Aussie row

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The doctrine of sale in good faith depends highly from country to country and has changed over time.

There used to be countries where you were not at fault even if you have obtained stolen goods if it was in good faith (this particular legal anomaly in some Eastern European legal code has been fixed now). Similarly there are countries where you can always go after the end user as long as one chain in the contractual sequence is broken.

So even if the Apple acted in good faith based on their Quallcom contract, what happens next depends on each and every country legal code.

China responds to satellite hack charge: 'Nuh-uh!'

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And your point is?

So how does this differ from the average sociopath in power elsewhere in the world?

As you pointed out - enough about Detroit city council

Airbus brews Scandium smackdown for carbon Dreamliner

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Fantastic

So now China will hold a gun to the head of the Airbus as much as it does to the heads of electronics manufacturers.

What a jolly good idea - make your design dependent on a material which has a single source which is known to be controlled in a manner that is best described as err... politically motivated.

No thanks, I'd rather go with Carbon Fibre here...

Sony Tablet S

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1£ of electronics, 70£ worth of IPR, rest is margin

China fires up homegrown petaflops super

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Yeah, like Alpha was not a power hog in its hayday

Alpha was a powerhog beyond anything Intel produced in those days. As it was the only game in town in terms of 64 bit linux I had no choice but to use them despite the circa 100W CPU power consumption. While 100W does not sound a lot today, 12 years ago P3 ate 22W tops and K6 ate even less than that.

Public transport 'is bad for commuters' health'

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Not really

People will take 1h+ commute only if the drive is sane. 1h commute on an empty motorway is definitely less nerve wrecking than 10 minutes across London rush hour.

Similarly, if you are commuting for 1h you will chose a comfortable car instead of trying to save pennies at the cost of a headache from the buzzing of a 107 or Micra. These may be good enough for the 30 minutes navigation cross rush hour in let's say Reading or Milton Keynes. If you drive them on a daily basis for 60 odd miles one way you will find yourself looking for a Serie 3, A4 or something in that class very soon. It may be more expensive per mile, but it delivers you in a shape fit to work. As a result, rather unsurprisingly it also delivers less aggravation and you end up in better health.

And so on.

All in all - not surprising. Less adrenalin, less stress, better health. Causation nicely underlying correlation.

Get out there and take some risks, says Woz

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Spoilsports

El reg are such bloody spoilsports.

It is a question of teaching your kids what level of risk they can take and what level of risk they can afford, not teaching them that only special people can take risks.

Everyone can - it is a matter of taking that level of risk which you can pull off and knowing your level.

Deep inside ARM's new Intel killer

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This will make some very hairy scheduling algorithms

I do not want to be the guy who is blamed to write the scheduling algorithm for this.

While nice on silicon, the OS support for this will be hugely entertaining.

Android grabs quarter of tablet market

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Price discounts do not help

These are not commoditized devices and they are not sold or bought like a Tesco grocery.

As a result the decision to buy or not to buy is based predominantly on features and capabilities and strength of the product, not price as such. It takes SUPERDEEP discounts to change that picture. A shallow discount like the ones done by RIM is not good enough. In fact, we are still at a stage in the market development when the same money which was discounted would have resulted in better result if put into product development.

WTF is... Bluetooth 4.0?

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Never had that problem

Oops... Forgot... I do not use wndows :)

I have had some minor niggles from one out of 5 bluetooth dongles I have.In the days before WiFi became ubiquitous on high end phones I used to maintain my local port of the bluetooth channel for Asterisk as well as use bluetooth for presence to give info to home automation. It works flawlessly. But not with windows.

Why? The usual story - nearly all BT dongles are Silicon Radio chipsets that do not need any special driver. Similarly, most laptops use Broadcom. Once again it does not need a driver. All in all there are 3-4 types of Bluetooth chippery out there so no need for a gazillion of drivers. Microsoft however, instead of shipping a unified driver (and updating the device database for it) has chosen to allow people without a clue to ship their own.

Apotheker right hand man Wohl exits HP

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Absolutely

I got some fantastic HP kit for some stupidly low prices this time.

Where will these bumbling morons work next?

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Dividend != earnings per share

They do not even do the dividend nowdays. Short term raise of the share price is generally what you get from most American companies.

Nipples and teen lesbians sexy even when ironic, ASA rules

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Someone needs to show these muppets what is an explicit advert

These are by the way _ALCHOHOL_ adverts:

Some rather sh*** vodka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALTK78N_Mjk

Some local "toxic waste": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md-6IIzznkg

Motorola sharpens smartphones with revamped Razr

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It is not RAZR

This is passing off on a good design and good phone (for its time). Now if it had a flip to cover/hide the screen (even as an accessory) this would have been a different story.

In fact, if noone selss one, I will be tempted to mod it with one :) This is if I ever get it of course.

Intel mocks PC slowdown, laughs at skittish economy

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It was designed to kill Via and it fulfilled its promise

Well, Atom was designed to destroy the threat from "cheap device which does what the punter needs". Which it did.

It was definitely not based on merit. It did it based on rock bottom pricing. Anyone tempted by the pricing had to take the poisonous pill of having their system specified to ensure that it will be crippled and non competitive. It is not surprising that the market is dead - that was by design. It is not surprising that this plot succeeded - if Intel joins forces with Microsoft the only thing that can stop them is WW3.

The job is done, Intel can continue to sell premium chips at premium prices even where they are utterly unnecessary. Microsoft can continue to sell bloated eyecandelicous bugware. Atom can now be confined to the CPU graveyard of history.

Ten... earphones for mobiles

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Forgot to add

We should be thankful to the EU that in their infinite wisdom they standardized the EU tow bar socket without a permanent 12V (you have to have the 2 socket aux rig to get that).

Otherwise every caravan towing twit out there would have had a 2.4GHz sender for reverse view which would have made bluetooth handsfree practically unusable.

In fact, the 2.4GHz non-license allowance should be revoked for vehicles period and a licensing regime instated which allows only the more well-behaved 2.4GHz tech. Otherwise in a couple of years time we will be without working handsfree tech.

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You quite clearly not drive often

I have to re-dock my phone every 20 miles or so in the UK and Holland, a bit less often in the rest of Europe.

There are one to many ... ... .... who have put 2.4GHz wireless always-on reverse view cameras on trucks. Nearly all tankers have one (at least in UK and Holland). Delivery trucks are getting them too.

Every time you end up hanging up for more than a few seconds around one (f.e overtaking) the phone loses the bluetooth connection. If your handsfree does not do periodic reconnect you need to tell pair it manually after that. Even driving past one going in the opposite direction quite often knocks out your handsfree.

So unless you have a really good handsfree like a Parrot which does periodic re-dock you will find yourself regularly resetting your device (or headphones).

That is besides the fact that a lot of people do not fancy being irradiated more than necessary and still prefer wired headsets.

It's official: Microsoft, Skype marriage consummated

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It is not a question of impersonal

It is a question of realtime vs non-realtime.

We live in the age of distractions. It is difficult enough to concentrate as it is.

If it is MMS, SMS, email or IM I do not need to answer it immediately. I can answer it when and where I see fit (if answer it at all). It is a non-realtime communication. It can be as personal as a call or even more so, but it is not required to be immediate and not required to be realtime.

If it is a call (especially a video one) I have to actively bounce it or answer it which means stop doing what I am doing at that particular moment. It is realtime communication.

Belkin Conserve

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Who cares

30£, is 30W on for a year in the UK. At standard depreciation for consumer equipment this means that your standby power draw must be 45W+ for this to make sense.

Yeah... Right... Forget it....

WHSmith launches e-book reader rivals to Amazon Kindle

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Actually pop-up and buy an ebook reader

WH Smith has one _MAJOR_ advantage - it is present at all airports. If this gadget is on the shelf when I go with the family on holiday in few weeks time I am getting one.

For two reasons:

1. It will be only 70 quid

2. It will not be registered versus my Amazon.co.uk credit card so I can give it to junior or grandma without having any second thoughts.

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O really?

English is not the only language out there ya know.

Let's see:

Amazon - Russian eBook titles - 0. Kniga.com - > 40000 titles (in both ePub and Kindle mobi).

Amazon - French eBook titles... Amazon Spanish eBook titles... and so on.

As far as the reader - it is worth getting for the ePub.

Amazon kindle is too well integrated - if you do not de-register it, all purchases are one-click. Anyone who has access to the reading material can buy too.

There is no way in hell I am giving a one-click purchase access via my account to junior for example. If you de-register the Kindle however it becomes inferior to Sony and all the rest because it does not support ePub.

So all in all especially outside the UK/USA the jury is still out and will remain out for a long time (I do not see Amazon catching up to Kniga.com for Russian books for example).

Toyota Yaris 2011

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I just choked on my coffee

Quote: It’s a testament to the enduring popularity of the first two incarnations of Toyota’s little Yaris that between them they lasted for 12 years before the third version rolled off the production line

Utter bollocks. Just choked on my coffee on that one.

It is a testament to the strength of Daihatsu Engineering and the Old pre-2005 engineering driven concept to market strategy of Toyota group. Yaris 2.0 is the uplifted Sirion (prior to the 2003 engine tune-ups), seat mechanics from YRV and a shell+dash made to look like it is really a descendant of Yaris 1.0. Dissassemble both of the three of them next to each other and you will see exactly what I mean (I know it first hand as I have used parts from one on the other).

In the days of Toyota group greatness, the cheap/yoof innovation went into the Daihatsu line, the expensive/sporty/exec one into the Lexus and it all filtered down to Toyota proper only when it was tested by life itself for several years on the road (Prius is the sole exemption here, but it is neither yoof nor exec in its first incarnation).

Yaris MK2 is a testament to the benefits of that methodology and philosophy. It is a testament to the triumph of engineering over excel spreadsheet juggling and defrauding the consumer by putting 20 different labels on what is effectively the same product.

It is one of the best examples to confirm this: http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,2081930,00.html [Times, Driven off the road by MBA]

It will not give Clarkson a boner. It is however reliable, dependable and good enough for daily use for a decade and a half at the very least.

As far as Yaris 3.0 I am not going to even consider looking at it. Toyota has been doing the "we want to be like GM and Ford" management/branding consultants merry dance for 7 years now and it shows with a vengeance. Recall after recall after total recall. No thanks.

IRS audits Google for funneling profits to Ireland

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Your math is b0rken

Irish tax rate if memory serves me right is 15 (with most big players having long term breaks negotiated to reduce this further), Bermuda tax rate is inexistent.

Google pays 19 because it still has to pay for stuff it cannot avoid in the USA (32), UK (40), etc.

Dunno, there is no obvious way to deal with this. It will take fixing not just the US (or EU) tax code to fix this one.

Gigantic KRAKEN fingered in prehistoric murder mystery

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It is not that imagintive

Some octopus species are known to play with various objects and "align" them into shapes. So that idea is not far fetched. The other parts however are.

1. The beak of an octopus that big will slice through vertebrae like razor through butter. If these were indeed victims of a kraken like creature where are the traces?

2. Large carnivorous invertebrates have to be pelagic as the Colossal and Architetis today. There is no way they can get their food by sitting in one place on the sea bottom. Pelagic animals do not bring their food to one place. They do not play with the carcass after it is done either. They eat it where they get it and get on.

Apple wins for now: no Galaxy 10.1 in Oz

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Wrong bet

The right bet is "What are the odds that Samsung will open the folder with wireless and silicon patents and go nuclear".

Googler squeals: 'We don't get platforms'

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That does not read like drunken

I read a couple and they are too coherent to read like drunken.

They are also funny only for a given set of values of funny. Ditto for insightful.

For example in his Weak/Strong type rant he misses the obvious fact that nearly all big "Weak" typed systems written in Ruby, PHP and especially Perl operate off database backends (usually SQL). This means that they are actually "Hard" typed. In fact they are "harder" than a lot of stuff written in C++ or Java and + persistence.

So much for insight.

Man charged in nude celebrity hacking case

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A bit harsh for improving their PR ratings

That's a bit harsh for feeding the celebrity culture and keeping said selebs in the spotlight.

Ads watchdog slaps down Sony smartphone battery life claim

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Benchmark in a loop

Same as with laptops - benchmark in a loop until the battery is dead.

I bet that most will be under 2h.

High Court: Computer simulations can get patent protection

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Unfortunately you may be right

The law is ass...

While A may not be patentable, B may not be patentable an method to combine A and B quite often can be patentable.

The question here is - did Haliburton demonstrate that they have combined A (software) and B (math) in an inventive manner. Personally I doubt it. Material science simulations are something the industry has been doing on a daily basis ever since computers have become available for general use. Even if it is inventive I would be surprised if there is no prior art.

Sutter: C++11 kicks old-school coding into 21st century

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I just choked on my coffee

If you like a grotesque monster which grows template warts and shi(f)ts to output all over the place - yeah... It is beautiful...

Android apps now playable on Windows PCs

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Can the muppets at HP please take notice

This is something half of el-reg readership has been pointing to as the obvious salvation route for WebOS. It speaks volumes about the level of muppetness at HP that some guys in a garage deliver it first and for Android (it is harder to do that there).

Dubstep ringtone wins Nokia compo

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Which means that it is a perfect ringtone

Dare ignore your phone ringing?

Dark Souls

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based on this review

I might actually consider it.

Finally a game which is as abominably difficult to win as Nethack.

I recently had a funny dialogue with my wife about Nethack: "Q:How long have you played it? A: 20+ years. Q: Have you won: A: No Q: Why do you play?"

Well, the answer is - for the sheer perversity and variety of the ways in which the game kills ya. This one sounds like close enough to warrant some attention :)

Pay Jobs due respect - by crushing the empire he created

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Apple usually does not hit the button on first go

It takes apple 2-3 iterations of a product devel cycle to get to a "coveted" form including a form factor. So in fact Apple does not nail anything on the head straight away.

I can give plenty of examples starting with the iPod, Air, iPhone, etc and going as far back as the different MacPro lines.

The difference between Apple and others however is that Apple _IMPROVES_ from release to release even when it is the undisputed market leader in that particular segment.

This is what allows it to remain the leader once it has captured a particular segment.

So in fact Apple has so far been very true to the Jobs' speach at Stanford.

That is something the rest of the industry has repeatedly failed to learn. If something is good enough the development money for a next generation which will cannibalize the current generation market will not be given. This is once again across the industry starting from computers and ending with telecoms.

If you have captured the market the BI "analytics" driving and MBA wielding crowd will tell you to preserve and will shoot you if you even think about deploying an improved product without having an obvious market challenge to respond to.

Just look at what it took to make telcos stop polishing copper and invest in some fiber as an example.

Would you trust a dot-bank site more than a dot-com?

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Greece is nothing

The real unraveling has just begun. Greece is nothing compared to the debts which have been run up by local authorities across Europe. Dexia and its multi-GDP of Greece debts are just the tip of the iceberg. The defaults on credit lines to Spanish, Italian and other Eu local authorities by other banks are yet to come.

Do we like it or not - there has been no money to spend since the late 90-es. Do we like it or not our "elected representatives" have been spending like mad. It is yet another bit of history repeating. I saw this in the second half of the 90-es in Eastern Europe. 1000% annual hyperinflation and total collapse of the economy. Enormous debts racked up by local authorities on various folly projects played a significant role in that. Every city center was marble paved and marble clad. Monuments were raised and built no matter the cost. And so on. All of that on credit which at some point ran out. Even before that we saw it in Yugoslavia (it was not even ex- in those days).

Then the darkness descended. By the time the economy hit the bottom it looked and felt like Mad Max. This is just a repeat of it on a larger scale :(

Credit is nice, but if you have to take credit to pay credit this means that your predecessor should be in the dock.

Stallman: Jobs exerted 'malign influence' on computing

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First rule of good manners

Speak only good about the passed away or do not speak at all.

Granted, that rule does not apply where manners are overriden by morals and law. From my perspective that is not the case.

Homeland Security bungles 'pre-crime' tech test docs

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No they will not

As far as a true terrorist is concerned he is acting for the greater good.

This system may pick out an occasional non-professional pick-pocketer (it will not detect the true pros). It may also occasionally pick up a "four lions" band of muppetones.

It will always fail to pick out another Anders Breivik on time because he will not be showing any "deviant" behaviour signs and indicating any "deviant" chemical misbalances (at least at a level more than me or you after a bad day at the office).

AmEx 'debug mode left site wide open', says hacker

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Yet another bit of history repeating

They used to store state on the customer machine so you could do all kinds of interesting things by playing with the cookies.

When I tried to report it to them they subscribed me to a mandatory, no opt-out one month marketing campaign including cold calls so I know _WHAT_ kind of attention to expect to reporting any vulnerabilities in the future.

I just cut the card and chucked it in the bin after that. They are persona non-grata in my household.

SpyEye banking trojan: now with SMS hijacking capability

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This is not intercepting SMS

This is changing the SMS number via social engineering.

It is not intercepting SMS just yet. If the troyan had modules which use let's say bluetooth or USB and a piece of let's say Android code to do that job we could say that "intercepts".

By the way, the amount of android phones out there and the relatively lax security of the marketplace will soon make this one worth the effort. The pin nabbing application can pretend to be ball juggling game or something similarly innocuous. There is also always the option of using the same ploy as for the SMS divert - "Here is our new banking one time code app".

SMS codes which do not correspond to a troyan command can be displayed (with some logos and fancy formatting to make the app look legit). SMS codes which were originated by botnet transactions can be hijacked so the user never sees them.

Panasonic HM-TA20 underwater camcorder

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3m - no thanks

That is less than a shallow dive with a snorkel.

If it was 10 I would have bought it straight away.

Three? What's the point? That's not for diving, that is for dipping in a puddle while pretending to do "extreme" sports.

Apple cofounder Steve Jobs is dead at 56

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Why the "albeit" ?

In order to be "One of the greatest minds, businessmen of the era" you have to be "controversial at times". Non-controversial people can never attain the "greatest minds" status.

It should be "One of the greatest minds, businessmen of the era, _BECAUSE_ he was controversial at times".

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No he has not

No other company has successfully changed from "committee corporate" culture to "Steve's way".

Steve's way was "No committees, my way or the highway" where the word of the person _RESPONSIBLE_ for a particular item was final and mandatory down the command chain.

In your average corporate you have the headless beast known as the committee "responsible" for every decision at every step. Other companies look at Apple, have a committee driven reorganisation to attempt to imitate it and perform a musical chairs committee rehash to result in another committee structure which is not any closer to Apple's.

The only other big company with top-bottom "my way or the highway" culture out there is Oracle where it predates Steve's second reign at Apple.

Apple did not shape the world in its image. It has shown the world a shape it can attain. The world however is nowhere near attaining it. Also, the bets are still off if Cook possesses the Cenghiz Khan syndrome necessary to continue to run Apple the same way. If he does not, Apple will descend back to where it was in the interregnum when the MBA committee's ruled the way it was run.

When Ellison goes, will he go gracefully?

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He may not do it gracefully, but he does it successfully

While the classic "Larry speech to Yale" is known to be an urban legend it is none the less an excellent definition of Larry:

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/ellison.asp

He may not do things gracefully, but he does them successfully. You may hate him, you may loathe him, but you have to give him a credit where credit is due.

Judge cracks down on Bayesian stats dodginess in court

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Wrong example

Bayesian stats are misinterpreted for the double cot death vs double murder scenario.

Cot deaths are not stochastically independent. Bad heredity is bad heredity, so is bad environment and so are unfortunately bad parenting habits.

If you feed _ALL_ factors into Bayesian stats you will see quite correctly a very high probability of second cot death. If you do not, the second death becomes very unlikely and the probability of double murder seemingly exceeds the probability of cot death.

Coming back to Bayesian stats, the judge in this case may have more clue than we think (or has read more than we think). Bayesian stats require very _CLEAN_ data which has not been contaminated by a deterministic bias. If your data is biased (no pun intended), you Bayes will be way off because it will be revealing the bias in your data which you may interpret wrongly.