* Posts by Voland's right hand

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Intel caught faking CES ultrabook gaming demo

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I have yet to see one that cannot

XvMC + vlc (you had to tweak the build options on the older vlc) delivers 1920x1080 video on any netbook I have tried. This means no h264 though. MPEG4 :(

Samsung SSD 830

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At these hard disk prices...

At the silly prices charged for spinning platter at this particular moment in time this makes quite a lot of sense :) Temptation... temptation.,..

The next Steve Jobs is: Kanye West

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Close but no cigar

It the business plan of any _SANE_ company - build what people _WILL_ want and guess what they are _LIKELY_ to want _TOMORROW_.

The idea of building what people WANT today makes no business sense because by the time you are building it someone like Apple comes along with the correct guess of what they will want tomorrow and you are out (or nearly out) of business.

Nokia was building "what customers wanted" and had mandated all of their design process around the "customer connected" mantra. Look what it did to them.

So all in all Apple is right to build cool things and make you want them. That's a swell business plan.

Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

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A bit difficult

It is the season for a S.A.D. person to be sad in the northern hemisphere :)

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While you are correct in general you are wrong for this one

IMHO - Hawthorne Effect got nothing to do with this particular one.

I work mostly from home and my home office is in a loft. 80% of the roof is windows exactly for this reason. I have long noticed that my productivity is fairly proportional to the natural light level - blinds fully closed == productivity to min, blinds open == productivity to max. Similarly - looking back at 20 odd years I have been most productive in offices where I was next to the window (especially on the south side) and least in a "modernistic neon lit windowless cave".

There is a simple explanation too. Most of us have some form of S.A.D. even though we do not care to admit it. There is nothing "hawthornic" to this Fraunhoffer gadget - it is just a big S.A.D. light.

Vint Cerf: 'The internet is not a human right'

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If the only way to communicate is the Internet...

It is not a human right yet...

It is however on its way to become one by the nature of being the only way (or the only sensible no/low cost way) to do things.

Darth Vader dies peacefully in hospital

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Try fencing saber

Try fencing saber (especially without full protective gear). Hint - it hurts even with the protection.

Whale versus shark in KIWI DEATH MATCH!

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You need to watch the movie

It is Free Willie - on one of his bad hair days. You need to watch the movie.

Year of the Penguin - el Reg's 2011 Linux-land roundup

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It is also total bollocks

"Activity" and "Activity oriented workspace" are sheets of the _ANDROID_ songbook, not Apple's. Both KDE4 and Gnome 3 are such a trainwreck because of copying _THAT_ obsession without copying any of the state management and workstack management which goes with it. iOS is still application based, not Activity + Intent based.

Just read the frigging Android and iOS developers manuals for crying out loud, look at the changes in KDE 3-4 and iOS and it becomes immediately clear who copied whom.

Samoa takes day off to skip International Date Line

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Whatever

If you decide to shell 2k on plane tickets from EU or USA it ain't going to be just for the sunset.

The switch to driving on the left is interesting though. Someone should show that one to Polish legislators (I know that safety has little to do with them sprouting bullshit and banning registration of right wheel drive - it is all to protect those precious "indigineous" car manufacturing in violation of the EU treaties).

Spire crack brings Siri to jailbroken iPhones

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How exactly do you use your fingers while driving?

So enlighten the dumber ones amongst ones, how exactly to do you use your fingers while driving?

Chinese confirm Beidou satnav system is operational

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What do they teach kids in school nowdays

Take two very nicely defined and clearly visible stars from the edge of the _BIG_ dipper, draw an imaginary line and the first bright star is Polaris.

The problem with finding the small dipper is that most of its stars are fairly non-descript and not particularly bright. So the method using an extension of the big is what they used to teach on survival (and civil defense) courses throughout the northern Hemisphere. At least outside UK. I remember having this explained to me in the 3rd or fourth grade and repeated several times later on.

So despite being unable to locate the small dipper (or most of the constellations) I can still find you Polaris straight away.

So the name is right - it should be the "Big" not the small dipper.

Apple land-grabs fuel cells for mobiles

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Agree - enough is enough

The USPO's default position should that the patent is *not* granted unless the *applicant* can show that it is novel

Correction your honour

IT should be:

The USPO's default position should that the patent is *not* granted unless the *applicant* can show that it is _WORKING_. No working prototype - no patent. No more "patent style numbered graph diagrams". Picture or it did not happen.

By the way, the usual "garage inventor" argument is invalid here, because garage inventors _ALWAYS_ try to build their stuff. It is "researchers" in large companies which invent mental concepts and patent them before they are built. As far as parity between big and small anyone who has had to deal with POC budgets in a big corp knows that it is often easier to build your prototype with your own money buying bits of eBay than to get the muppet in charge to allocate you budget and sign your requisitions.

This will solve it once and for all/

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Just the new fashion

Before that it was WWW and Internet. Add that to something old and obvious and voila - here you have a large chunk of the IPR portfolio of some of the "tech giants" :) Mobile is just the new Internet (in IPR terms).

Apache confirms new OpenOffice build by 2012

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Wrong tool

Frankly Excel (and Calc) are the wrong tool for that kind of work in both office suites. That does not prevent people from (ab)using them into this use case with some horrifying results. I have seen more than enough "business models" which produce 2+2=5 for sufficiently big values of 2 as a result (especially in excel).

The right tool for this kind of work in MSO is Access (which used to be part of the Pro offering) and in OO the right tool is OOBase.

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You almost hit the point

@ShelLuser

You nearly wrote what it is all about and went into unnecessary details yet again.

Microsoft is once again about layout. Exactly as you noted. OO is about _CONTENT_ (which you failed to note).

If you have to manage unnecessary complex layouts (something rare in sci/engineering writing) Word may be better. In fact it is better.

If you have to manage content - formulae, integration to biblio, integration to data sources that is not an embedded excel BLOB but is actually using them - OO rulez. All of that saves time and as you go along and work more in an area it saves more and more of it exactly where most effort is applied - CONTENT.

Compared to that Word continues to improve and save you time on LAYOUT. Same for PowerPoint vs Impress, etc. So it all depends on what you call business writing. If you are writing a marketing paper with dancing squirrels jumping from paragraph to paragraph and fornicating on top of the punchlines - yeah, Word is the right tool for that kind of business writing.

If you are writing a paper which describes a different pricing strategy, a different supply chain model, a new product idea or anything else that is about CONTENT you are better off with OO (especially if it is your job to do that on a daily basis).

By the way, I have seen the MSFT formula addon and it "did not set my soul on fire". It is still sub-par to the OO one which is not surprising considering the OO editor origins.

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Depends what you use it for

There is a number of areas where LibreOffice/OpenOffice is miles ahead of Microsoft Word.

1. Math. After all this years Microsoft has still to deliver a passable formula editor and formula editor integration. Openoffice editor is way better which is not surprising as they have lifted a lot from (La)TeX including the "switch to manual" syntax and do we like it or not LaTeX is and shall be the standard for scientific math writing.

2. Bibliography. Database integration for bibliography, biblio-formats, bilblio separation, etc. Once again it is from the same book as the math. Microsoft simply does not grock it. With LibreOffice every next paper you do in an area is _LESS_ effort. With Microsoft it is about the same as you cannot reuse a shared external bibliography database and the autocomplete dictionary is not learning your area (or not as good as OO).

AMD claims 'world's fastest GPU' title

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They are meaningless

As a comparison to the previous GPU they are meaningless - different arch altogether.

Abandoning VLIW is interesting though. This leaves Itanic as the last survivor in the Jurassic forest.

Sony Tablet P split-screen Android fondleslab

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All of their phones I have had so far use MicroSD

I have a couple of Experias - they all use microSD

X-Men Origins: Wolverine pirate caged

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I think we skipped it

We skipped it somehow.

We are straight into the "timid", "politically correct", "no tits on display" days of the Vizantium post- Julian the Apostate.

Red Hat grabs gobs o' green in Q3

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Time, effort and sobriety

Time, effort and sane evaluation of what can be done, what makes money and whatnot.

RedHat is more of a posterchild of pragmatism and "make money instead of going on about 'just how cool is this'".

Homeland Sec., RIAA Torrent lists published

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Dynamic IP by any chance?

1. Are you on a dynamic IP?

2. Does your ISP do transparent proxying?

Samsung shifts Apple A5 chip production to Texas

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The globe is small

The container shipment economy has made it small. There are however a number of disproportionately high cost elements. Crossing the Panama canal which is needed for Far-East to Brazil is one of those.

Duff Mars probe's flaming shards to rain down mid-January

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Depends on how do you count failures

Russians landed _FIRST_ on mars - 1971. However not a single one of the scientific experiments on board of Mars 1 and Mars 2 worked. The orbiter components worked in both. Ditto for Mars 3-6 launched in the 70-es: all returned some data but lander components did not manage to complete all of their program.

NASA numbers are correct at some level - not a single Russian mission managed to fulfill its complete scientific programme. However out of 17 around 6 managed to return something useful and most importantly new from a scientific perspective - f.e. the discovery of some level of ionosphere, etc.

US spy drone hijacked with GPS spoof hack, report says

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Now let's revisit that thought

Quote:"Do we know it was actually being flown over Iran? It is possible that the Iranians are not being entirely truthful here."

Now, let's hold that thought for a while. All NATO airspace assets above Afghanistan playing pocket tennis while a Be-50 (or whatever DIY Iranian equivalent was used here) is flying in Afghan or Pakistani airspace on top of a Predator drone (probably with escort) and retransmitting GPS signals at 10-20db above what they should be.

I know my tax dollars are being massively wasted but that massively? Surely not...

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You should be doing that anyway in an automated vehicle

If you are not doing that in a semi-autonomous vehicle your design team should have their Xmas bonus booked.

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And what exactly will they pay in return

Have you thought of that by any chance?

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Incorrect

Replaying will not work. Encrypted GPS is _SUPPOSED_ to be replay-attack resistant. If Iranians have found a way to do a replay attack (and sell that to someone else) we are in deep deep deep sh***

Delaying by a few micro-seconds to skew the fix and rex-mitting at significantly higher power

- sure, especially if you gradually increase the delay. Any of the safeguards in the system will not kick in until the delay is equivalent to a few hundred km skew. That is more than enough to land it somewhere else.

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You missed one thing

A drone which was not where it was supposed to be. This means it was above Iranian territory in the first place.

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And does it fall back to civilian?

And does it fall back to civilian? What does it do if the encrypted signal is corrupted/jammed and the civilian is blaring at 20db above the real SAT signal?

In any case - if they managed this, applause.

Continuing the old adage about "You know that the world is mad if the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black..." - "And the Iranians do a successful reenactment of a Bond flick hijacking real western equipment"

Pop teen beats Steve Jobs in Google's 2011 popularity contest

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Some people are sufficiently popular not to need Googling

So Steve's position in the zeitgeist not surprising.

The moment a computer crash nearly caused my car crash

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Not all cars have a TC off button you know.

Not all cars have a TC off button you know. I can think of at least one major make which had dispensed with the TC off button on their major model lines.

The fact that you and me agree that this is a criminally stupid idea does not mean that 10%+ (more for fleet cars) out there are not from said manufacturer.

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I beg to differ

Traction control - definitely. If you drive sanely you do not need it. The failure described in the article is a classic traction control blooper. I used to have a car with VSA (aka traction control + selective breaking) and I hated it. It was of no use in really slippery situations and it sucked royally in marginal ones - unpredictable acceleration, etc. I am now back to proper "fully manual" fleet and it is a welcome change (especially at this time of the year).

Lane departure warning - definitely. WATCH THE F*** ROAD YOU F*** TWIT!!! If you cannot watch the road you do not belong on it.

ABS - I beg to differ. A well behaved ABS tends to kick in only in emergency situations and is of no consequence to normal driving. If you have gone as far as ABS usually you are in emergency stop mode. While emergency stop is something that is being tested and exercised for the practical driving test it is not something that is practiced regularly. If you drive normally you end up doing it once every 6k+ miles (if not 10k) so you are guaranteed to be a bit rusty on it. There is nothing wrong with some judicious assistance on that. I have had it kick in all in all 3 times in the last year or so and each time it was right, proper, needed and appreciated.

London 'Tech City' quango burns through £1m on admin

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My eyes

Andrew, you owe me an eyetest.

That suit...

it is still in front of my eyes... I understand that dressing in one of Elton John outfits from his Muppet show episode is one way look kewl for publicity purposes... I also understand that bad taste is not a criminal offense...

Does the FOI have a price tag for this ultimate pret-a-portet gem?

WD slashes warranty periods on Blue and Green drives

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Nothing to see here, move along

Warranties are regularly tweaked based on how stuff performs in the field. What this means is that the Green and Blue in-field failure rates have been anything but stellar.

As I have already had to return one - I am not surprised.

Newfangled graphics engine for browsers fosters data theft

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Hanlon's razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

Same as today - your fan spins into hovercraft mode on webpages where the cretin designing them has put a "DIY" ad in javascript without waiting between frames or has made a "DIY" adobe flash ad or has put flash videos for no reason whatsoever.

Nokia exec: Young fashonistas 'fed up' with iPhone

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They use BBM instead of texts - it is usually flat priced.

You are indeed correct - the hoodie is the new BB core market and it is one market it will be able to rely on long after everyone else has switched to a touchscreen slab of some description.

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My exact thought

BlackFruity things, damn cheap ones and with a free messaging service to boot.

That is not a market which can be taken over easily with a good margin.

As far as real "bored with iPhone fashionistas" (quotes intended) when they are done with iPhone they will start with iPhone accessories like the iPhone integrated BMW, Pioneer AppRadio and all the other similar stuff. None of that dances to tunes from the GooglePlex or Redmond. World has changed. The people who _HAVE_ spending power no longer want just a phone. They want to take that phone and it to plug into their car, music system, house, etc - anything up to and including washing the dishes. That is an area where MSFT has got about zero attention from manufacturers and developers... Unless you want a Fiat with Blue and Me which speaks _VOLUMES_ about your disposable income :) Nokia has even less leverage there than Microsoft.

This is just a continuation from February. Probably a good idea in some parallel universe. In this one not so much.

Paul Allen proposes new space launcher

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Finding airstrips will also be non-trivial - bollocks

There are quite a few 5km+ airstrips in the USA built during the cold war just in case. Ditto for ex-Warsaw pact. A lot of them are not used regularly (if at all) so that should not be a problem.

Feds propose 50-state ban on mobile use while driving

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Calm down, it is just the vehicle manufacturer lobby speaking

See, if it is installed by a vehicle manufacturer it is OK. If not you are at fault.

So now, vehicle manufacturer bundles LOUSY bluetooth integration with their own LOUSY SatNav with 6 spoke alloy wheels gold plated sign "I am an arsehole" and puts it only on the "Clarkson-Approved Invincible" model of the vehicle. They also price SatNav at 600+, Bluetooth at 400+. You should not forget the mandatory "Daemon" wheels for 1200 more too. They also have the Bluetooth deliberately crippled so it does not take announcements from the SatNav so you actually buy and use theirs instead of that on the phone.

You should not complain about big corps using politicos to mandate their source of income. That is how the world is supposed to run. You are a consumer. Consume and shut up. Capiche?

In any case, texting while driving is a pickup truck is a Darwin award. 2 tons of metal (unladden) require some respect when operating. I drive mine at 60 mph as a truck most of the time (despite it being perfectly capable of more and tested at 90mph on the Autobahn in cross-EU trips).

Strictly Come Dancing in 3D: the facts

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Gawd how did you come up with this one

The horrible sight is still in front of my eyes... Aaaagghh... Need decontamination now...

P2P veterans sue the Cloud ... for copying their stuff

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Correction your honour

It is Patent infringement, not copyright and I none of this surprises me in the slightest.

Microsoft beaten down 16pc on software sales to NHS

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It was not entirely their choice

Medical software is built by muppets who always built windows only. So in a lot of cases NHS has little or no choice in using Windows.

OnLive Game System cloud gaming console

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And how much does a decent PC cost?

And how much exactly does a decent PC with a decent Nvidia card to play it cost nowdays?

North of 600.

And how much exactly does a decent PC usable for daily non-gaming use cost nowdays?

South of 350.

That is without taking into account power consumption, etc.

If you do the _FULL_ math the numbers end up in favour of the onLive for anyone who plays less than 4h a day. If you are playing more than 4h a day... Well... Can you tell me who is your employer, I would like a job where I can spend 4h+ a day playing too.

Broadcom bullish in 802.11ac and in-car Ethernet

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So far BMW, Hyundai, and Land Rover, along with NXP and Freescale,

In other words - all the ones who do not like CanBus. Rather unsurprisingly VW group which has embraced it is not there :)

Steve Jobs' last design: New Apple HQ pics

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It may be less nefarious then you think

If you look at the pics it is blurred because it is spinning to produce artificial gravity in flight. You do not really want to open the window in that case as the centrifugal force will throw you out and the Mothership will depart without you.

Iran displays video footage of captured US spy drone

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You are in to listen

You are not in to control.

Only the video feeds were unencrypted. The control channel (IIRC) was not. So the bits from laptop in itself would not be enough to control it.

New account of Flight 447 disaster published

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Cockpit is no place for democracy

"Averaging" between inputs is a terminally bad idea. Better to have priority in cases like this and the captain being able to flip it if need be from the back seat.

iOS finally gets Palm compatibility

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Vertical markets :)

There are still some poor souls wondering around a warehouse with a ruggedized (and still working) palm pilot out there :)

Why are Android anti-virus firms so slow to react on Carrier IQ?

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If it is not, why is it written this way?

Well, if it is not "malware" why the hell does it use undocumented Android functionality which prevents removal?