* Posts by Ken Hagan

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It's been 230 years since British pirates robbed the US of the metric system

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When I first came across that idea, tau was half-pi, being a one legged letter that was half of a two legged letter. Whatever you choose, there are going to be some cases where your change makes for an easier formula and other cases where it doesn't. Like base ten, it's almost certainly too late to change now.

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Re: The amount of times...

In fairness, many people don't in places where driving at -18 is a realistic possibility.

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Re: Hooray for Avoirdupois and pounds, shillings and pence

For learning in schools, I think the cutoff was those who started after the 1972-3 year, so anyone born after that world cup win will only have learned "Imperial" units at school for fun. I dare say this was more likely at Eton than elsewhere.

Another change around the same time was adopting Monday as the first day of the week. In my second year at primary school we had a regular exercise of writing what you did at the weekend ... but you weren't allowed to report anything you did on the Sunday because the teacher was an anal retentive twat fighting a rearguard action against Change and taking it out on her class of 6-year-olds. Fortunately for my karma, I have forgotten her name and so I'm not tempted to speak ill of the probably-dead-by-now on this public forum. But looking back ... what a twat!

ChatGPT talks its way through Wharton MBA, medical exams

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You miss the point that if a machine can pass the exam then it is no longer interesting whether a human can pass it. *That's* why this (eventually) will transform education. We'll stop awarding degrees for things that aren't actually worthwhile.

Microsoft axes 10,000, already breaking bad news to staff

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Re: Any of these in QA?

"breatheless people telling viewers how EXCIDDED they were to be here"

Doesn't that usually mean "Hi! They don't usually let me out in public, but ..."?

Twitter 2.0 signal boosts Taliban 2.0 through Blue subscriptions

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Re: What?

I see plenty of folks in both the left and right wing as selfish, self-obsessed children who throw a hissy fit whenever anyone thinks differently from how they do. If they are given poer, they usually try to twist the system towards dictatorship. If they achieve that, everyone else eventually gets fucked rigid, until a bloodbath puts adults back in charge again.

YouTube loves recommending conservative vids regardless of your beliefs

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Conservapedia describes the current UK government as center-left. I think you've underestimated just how far things are offset!

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Re: Found the trick

Umm, perhaps because they scored each vid according to their own biases. Or at least, that's what they said they did.

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Actually it's not clear why they bothered to select anyone at all. Either their methodology is independent of the biases of the end-user, in which case they could have trained a computer to do it several thousand times, or it isn't, in which case the study is not actually testing YT's algorithm.

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Re: Who decides what is left and right ?

Umm, well on the one hand I won't be trusting VoT, but on the other hand that is their whole gucling point. So I'm going to take their side on this occasion.

("gucling": an interesting phone-keyboard-induced mis-spelling that I leave as a exercise for the reader.)

I was reasonable to ask to WFH in early days of COVID, says fired engineer

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To be fair, if I was making up a religion, I'd probably insert a "don't test any of this" clause, too.

Wyoming's would-be ban on sale of electric vehicles veers off road

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Re: 52nd in population - they just want attention

They have two senators, precisely so that they don't have to sit back down and shut up.

On the other hand, that feels slightly disproportionate for just over half a million people. I guess it's none of my business though, since I'm not a US-ian. Y'all do you.

Unix is dead. Long live Unix!

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Re: About 15 years ago...

32-bit time_t lives on in a lot of file formats.

Midjourney, DeviantArt face lawsuit over AI-made art

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Re: I hope they have a case

If you ask one human artist to create a work in the style of anotger human artist, does the second have a case against either you or the first?

That's either a settled point of case law or so obviously not actionable that no-one has ever brought a case.

The difficulty with AI is that we have trouble accepting that the AI isn't "just copying" whereas we have no trouble accepting that a human artist can emulate a style.

Sysadmin infected bank with 'alien virus' that sucked CPUs dry

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Re: "Idle" CPUs

I think the whole concept of an idle task was swept away when processors introduced frequency stepping and low-power states.

Russians say they can grab software from Intel again

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Re: Think about it.

The more interesting questions are for the Russians. Would they rather download patches from the enemy or carry on using software whose vulnerabilities have now been published? And since they were clearly cut off, why are they now being offered patches?

Scientists tricked into believing fake abstracts written by ChatGPT were real

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This doesn't sound terribly different from what real authors do when it comes to writing the abstract for their paper.

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I don't see the problem.

This is not a new risk. If you want to produce a fake paper, that has been possible for a couple of hundred years. Deliberate and careful fraud (including the whole paper, results etc, not just the abstract) is basically impossible to detect in the short term.

Intel offers desktop chip that can hit 6GHz if everything goes right, you can keep it cool, stars align, pigs fly

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Re: Intel could have been years ahead...

It had a clocks per instruction rather than an IPC, so unless you can crank it to about 50GHz and your workload is 16-bit integer arithmetic fitting in 1MB, it's not as interesting as you think.

That NHS England patient data platform procurement, FDP, is live. And worth up to £480m

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Re: It's just another asset to be sold

Once the data is out, it's out. A future government can no more unwind the deal than they can unpublish yesterday's news.

Privacy on the line: Boffins break VoLTE phone security

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I think you'll find it started getting harder when they became self-adhesive a few years ago.

Microsoft to move some Teams features to more costly 'Premium' edition

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Re: re: Patch Tuesday

So you are happy for MS to publish exploit details a month before you intend to patch them?

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Re: "Another security feature lets admins control who has rights to record a meeting."

I haven't tried, but I suspect that I can use the video recording feature that my VM host provides. Presumably quite a few other other options are available, depending on your setup and how much effort you are willing to expend, but "simply hitting a record button that already exists" sounds like quite a low bar. Who dreamt up this "security feature"? Do they know anything about computers? Why are they working for Microsoft?

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Re: "will reveal the actual price only once the tool becomes generally available"

How well planned is this offering if they still don't know the price a few weeks away from launch?

How trustworthy is this company if they still won't reveal the price a few weeks away from launch?

Adobe will use your work to train its AI algorithms unless you opt out

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Re: Sounds like M$'s Github Copilot all over again then?

The only solution is to keep your code private. As far as I can see, things like YouTube proved long ago that a sufficiently rich entity can shout "fair use" and ignore copyright.

If society still believes that copyright is a desirable concept, it needs to start enforcing it against rich people as well as normies like us.

By 2026, total AR/VR goggle sales will trail a single quarter of current tablet shipments

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"And on current form, those developers will have to do things Mark Zuckerberg’s way, because Meta’s Quest 2 headset has owned 84.6 percent of the global AR/VR headset market during the first three quarters of 2022."

But "on current form" the product is not selling.

Why would a keyboard pack a GPU and run Unreal Engine? To show animations beneath the clear keys, natch

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Re: brush up on your touch-typing

I'm not a gamer, but I've always assumed that they don't spend much time looking at the keyboard either. This product appears to be aimed at a target market that will never use it.

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Re: Nice!

Apparently they can't, since switching keyboard layouts is the only practical use for this kind of thing and yet it doesn't appear in their very long promo. Presumably the (refractive) distortion of the keys themselves makes the caps unreadable.

I quite often see stuff like this and realise that I'm not in the target demographic. Today I'm wondering if I'm even in the target species. :(

China reportedly bars export of homebrew Loongson chips to Russia – and everywhere else

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"As The Register recently reported, Loongson silicon is set to match the performance of kit from Intel and AMD."

I followed the link. The article does not say that. It says that performance in 2023 might match what Intel/AMD were doing in 2020. It further notes that three years is quite a big gap in performance.

OTOH, I would concede that you don't need a lot of performance to steer a cruise missile. We were doing that in the 1980s and you probably can't buy chips now that are as crap as the best available to a military buyer 40 years ago.

Qualcomm talks up RISC-V, roasts 'legacy architecture' amid war with Arm

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Re: Fine with me

Microsoft's reluctance to ship products for ARM must surely be a commercial choice, not a technical one. (An odd one, to my mind, but I'm not paid the big bucks to know when it is smart to hobble your own products.)

Unless they are writing vast amounts of assembly language, which would be bizarre beyond belief in this day and age, porting *is* just flicking a few compiler switches and repeating (some parts of) your test suite on the new hardware.

(Obviously compilers and related tools are an exception, but equally obviously Microsoft have already ported those.)

European telco body looks into terahertz for future 6G comms

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Re: Breaking the speed limit

That's why they need the R&D funding, duh!

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America's nuclear fusion 'breakthrough' is super-hot ... yet far from practical

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Re: Military priority

"The main output from this research will be a better understanding of fusion bombs, and perhaps in 20-50 years the world will have a new type of H-bomb which doesn't need uranium or plutonium to trigger it. "

A more likely outcome is that in 20-50 years time we'll have a new type of H-bomb that almost certainly works, despite never having been tested. If you are in the business of deterrence, that's a win. A modest one, perhaps, but a win.

US Air Force tests its first fully functional hypersonic missile

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Re: Oh boy

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I don't want my pizza to hit the table at Mach 5.

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Re: HTV-3

Specifically: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITV_Wales_%26_West

ChatGPT has mastered the confidence trick, and that's a terrible look for AI

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Re: A terrible look for AI, an even worse look for humans

Unless you are a hundred thousand years old, I think you can use the same excuse.

Of course, some people cross-check their answers against Nature or demand internal consistency. Such people tend to produce better answers, but more slowly and so spouting the first load of bollocks that comes into your head tends to win the day in public discourse.

Five British companies fined for making half a million nuisance calls

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Re: Eh?

If I'm reading a report about Indonesia (random, other countries are available) and it mentions what the local laws are, I don't get all uppity about it being a national law. Do you?

Theranos' Sunny Balwani gets longer sentence than Elizabeth Holmes

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Re: What were they thinking?

They thought they were going to get away with it. They aren't stupid. They just don't care.

Harsh? Maybe, but it fits the evidence and I lack the imagination to come up with an alternative.

Rolls-Royce, EasyJet fire up first hydrogen-fueled jet engine

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Re: I suspect this is most useful as PR

I can't see how the CO2 needed to create synfuel could possibly be greater than the amount of CO2 release by the subsequent burning of that synfuel, so if we were suddenly able to switch from fossil fuels to synfuels I expect the net effect would be a slow shift of atmospheric CO2 levels from 400ppm back to 300ppm.

Man wins court case against employer that fired him for not liking boozy, forced 'fun' culture

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Re: "Fun & pro, that's our motto!"

"corporate song book"

What ??!?!?

Elon Musk to abused Twitter users: Your tormentors are coming back

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Re: being banned from Twitter didn't make them stop existing.

"Wouldn't blocking them solve that issue?"

It's pretty easy to create an account purely for the purpose of hurling abuse at someone. You'd need an allow-list feature to actually get real protection.

France says non to Office 365 and Google Workspace in school

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Re: IQ Test

Umm, you do realise that the EU is bigger market than the US these days, so the likelihood of any multinational throwng a hissy fit and refusing to do business with them is on a par with Mr Putin withdrawing all his troops and volunteering to pay compensation out of his own wallet.

Which is zero.

Despite the fact that there appears to be no hard line between his own wallet and the Russian treasury.

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Re: Delighted!

I think you mean a support contract for a FOSS product. The FOSS product itself has no "consideration" and so would fall foul of the same rule that excludes Microsoft's freebies.

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

Did Bradbury get the notion tbat we'd actually pay to have all this surveillance gear installed and then pay a monthly sub to cover its operating costs?

Windows Subsystem for Linux now packaged as a Microsoft Store app

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Re: Big fan here

If that's all you want to do then just using ssh from a command prompt works for me. Why install WSL?

Software company wins $154k for US Navy's licensing breach

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Oh, I'm sure that the Russians (for example) can trust the US Navy to behave.

But you didn't say how.

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Re: Who Dares Win Wins and to the Victor the Spoils and Just Desserts ... when/if Truly Worthy ‽

It makes a change from "USN bought a product worth $156 but paid $600 million for it".

New SI prefixes clear the way for quettabytes of storage

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Re: This is getting silly now

Or yoy could allow prefixing the extremal prefix, so exa- could have been kilo-peta-. That would have taken us easily up to peta-peta (quetta) and left an obvious stop-gap solution for how to go beyond that.

It is, after all, what people did when they coined million-million, or even ten-thousand now that I think of it. (I think Chinese has a distinct name for that, but I don't think Indo-European languages do.)

World's richest man posts memes as $44b Twitter acquisition veers off course

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Re: $44bn to teach the world...

Yeah, but Elon's paying, so the cost to me is only the popcorn.

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Re: I'm going to need more popcorn

Twitter had a unique position, but it didn't own it, so it is replaceable. Who now remembers MySpace?

Windows 10 – a 7-year-old OS – is still having problems with the desktop and taskbar

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Re: "The latest fix comes after a number of other problems were resolved this week"

Except that we're not really 7 years in, really. With the current arrangement you are never more than 6 or 7 months into a release of Windows before they reset the clock with a Feature Release. Unless you pay for an LTS version, Windows is now always in beta.

Is the LTS version affected by all these bugs?