* Posts by Ken Hagan

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YouTube's pedo problem is so bad, it just switched off comments on millions of vids of small kids to stem the tide of vileness

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Gutenburg was legally liable for what he printed. Apparently the big internet sites aren't. That seems like a pretty significant difference.

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Re: Ha

"Why it is youtubes job to dictate what is or is not appropriate content "

Because they are paying to host the videos and they are making money from the ads?

If you want to be in control, pay for your own website. If everyone did that then YouTube wouldn't exist and Google would have to ensure that their search engine could find all the worthwhile videos.

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Re: theregister.co.uk

"Because 98% of the people reading the article would not know what it meant."

But you are posting on the web, so you could mark it up like this: ephobophile and educate everyone.

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"t's more like removing all videos that show women."

You could remove all the cats while you are at it. The resulting drop in electricity consumption would probably throw global warming into reverse.

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Re: – are fundamentally broken.

"That's a perfect way to intimidate and silence anyone with non-majority views."

Hmm, that must be why minority views didn't exist until 20 years ago when the Internet arrived, because prior to that moment the only way to reach a large audience was to pay for some form of mass distribution of your message.

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Re: Is this real, or just the latest panic?

"of course they could just be lying but I don't really see the gain."

The gain is that they placate their advertisers who were threatening to withdraw cash. I'm sure that they don't actually care one way or another whether it is true; their problem is simply that the advertisers *think* it is true, so a response is required.

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Re: One of the YouTube channels I watched got its comments deleted in this manner

They can already do that by creating their own website. All Google is doing at the moment is paying to host that for them in exchange for the advertising revenue.

Google and the social media giants are basically extracting a shed-load of cash from dumb advertising execs by using sometimes legally suspect bait, and then avoiding legal responsibility by pointing at whoever uploaded it (typically a small person very far away) rather than whoever collects the money (typically a very big corporation nearer to home). One aspect of this is that they only take action when their advertisers get worried (like today).

Until courts take the view that Google and Facebook are publishers, they are basically above the law.

After IBM SoftLayer fails to scrub bare-metal box firmware of any lurking spies, alarm raised over cloud server security

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Jumpers (for goalposts?)

Perhaps we should go back to hardware that doesn't let you flash it unless a jumper is set one way. That would make it impossible for a remote user to "maintain" the system because they don't have physical access. I can see that being able to download a program that flashes your BIOS is convenient if the system has been sold to the great unwashed (ie, me) but the trade-offs of security and convenience are exactly reversed if the system owner is a VM provider.

Who needs malware? IBM says most hackers just PowerShell through boxes now, leaving little in the way of footprints

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Re: Ironic that...

But you can sign your login scripts.

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I thought it was more a case that you can set a policy to allow running unsigned code. Have they relaxed the defaults since the original release?

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It is as powerful and expressive as a UNIX shell would be in the same security context. Make of that what you will.

Can you tell real faces from fake AI-created ones? It's tough! Plus: Facebook's chief AI scientist talks hardware

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So what's new?

This new story appears to say no more than "We trained a computer on several million real faces and now it can draw something that resembles them.". I see no *new* threat to society here.

If I want a photo that looks like a human being doing something of my choice, there is this pre-existing technology called "acting" that has sufficed for over a century. If I want a photo that looks like a particular person doing something, we have technology for wrapping one person's face around another person's head. It has been around for a decade or two. It started off really expensive and is now relatively cheap, but as a society we seem to be coping. Perhaps it is the case that for cases where it really matters whether the video is real or not, there are ways to corroborate things. Perhaps people are slowly wising up to the fact that "the camera never lies, except nearly all of the time".

Behold… a WinRAR security bug that's older than your child's favorite YouTuber. And yes, you should patch this hole

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Any more?

Are we to presume that this is the only library used by WinRAR for which they don't have the source code?

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

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"If the AI were intelligent, it would work this out for itself. It's not so it doesn't."

I'd dispute that. I'm always being told that *we* are intelligent, but the hard evidence is that millions of people have spent several thousand years on the problem and are only very slowly figuring it out.

That's probably why we *still* don't have a definition of "intelligence" that isn't circular (with an embarrassingly small radius).

Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases

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Do we have any evidence that the Triggers have this data, or is this just a drive-by smear by an anonymous Momentoid?

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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Re: Uranium? What me worry?

My guess is that uranyl is sufficiently close to urea in spelling that the small child couldn't resist having a sniff of the bottle of yellow dried wee.

Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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Re: Quick

"Some New Mexicans, I assume, are good people."

Yes, and they need to be protected.

It's now 2019, and your Windows DHCP server can be pwned by a packet, IE and Edge by a webpage, and so on

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Re: Is it Acrobat or PDF itself?

Static HTML will reflow and is safe. Folks use PDF because they are particularly fond of a particular layout, so "reflow" isn't a good thing for them. (In most cases, people are simply publishing information of course and the layout they are so fond of is totally unimportant, but a Wrong Requirement is still a requirement. Sigh!)

It's OK, everyone – Congress's smart-cookie Republicans have the answer to America's net neutrality quandary

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Re: I've always wondered...

It wouldn't mean that. Instead, someone would invent a plugin which downloaded a video of the website rather than the pages. Then everyone would get the same service. You could call it something sexy, like Flash. What could possibly go wrong?

Yay, we got a B for maths. Literally, a bee: Little nosy nectar nerds smart enough to add, abstract numbers

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Re: How do we know...

Well you certainly won't find the answers to those questions by reading the summaries in the popular press, so I suppose the original research is the only way to go.

(I do sometimes read reports that, if true, imply embarrassing levels of idiocy or naivety in the scientists concerned. I always remind myself that they didn't write the newspaper article and I'm sure the original paper addresses the glaring weaknesses.)

European Commission orders mass recall of creepy, leaky child-tracking smartwatch

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Re: Tip of the Iceberg

A quarter of a century is not "ancient history". It's the gap between WW1 and WW2, for example, and you'd be a fool to suggest that the Germans had forgotten the former by the start of the latter. It is also less than the gap between WW2 and my childhood, during which I distinctly remember West Germany being an inspiring example of how *not* to forget the important stuff of history.

I'm a crime-fighter, says FamilyTreeDNA boss after being caught giving folks' DNA data to FBI

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Re: Proof of ownership?

"Happens more often than you think. About 10% of the people listed as father on a birth certificate can be shown to not be the biological father. Not that it matters a lot of the time, being a parent is about raising a kid, not just siring them."

!0% sounds rather high. Any references for that? Nevertheless, I agree wholeheartedly about the raising versus siring distinction. Any prick can do the latter.

Boffins debunk study claiming certain languages (cough, C, PHP, JS...) lead to more buggy code than others

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Well I cannot speak for Qt (*), but since C++ has had fully automated memory management for over 20 years, I don't think the *language* can be blamed for these kinds of bugs.

(* I did look at Qt4 a number of years ago and found that they were using macros to emulate exception handling, home-grown collection classes, and had a cute little pre-compiler to generate yet more macros. I concluded that if I wanted an MFC-lookalike then I'd probably just stick with MFC. I dare say it has improved since then, but is it perhaps still "bugwards compatible" with the older versions?)

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Re: Rust

"All of these plague languages like C and C++."

Plague? Er, no. These are basically unheard of in C++ unless you are interfacing to an external interface that chose "C" calling conventions (typically for portability). That happens, a lot, but I wouldn't describe it as a plague and you can insulate your code by writing a set of one-liners.

I see no reason for them to be common in C either, but since I haven't really touched the language in a quarter of a century I will let others comment on that.

You like JavaScript! You really like it! Scripting lingo tops dev survey of programming languages

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Re: Who was surveyed?

The article gives a strong suggestion as to who was surveyed:

"Developer recruiting biz HackerRank surveyed ..."

...so that would be "people looking for a job".

That's probably over-snarky, since JavaScript (like C++) is a rather elegant language struggling to escape from several decades of historic abuse. The trick is in knowing what that elegant subset is and how to avoid contact with the awful parts. Sadly, the need to work with (and maintain) existing code (and libraries) means that most JS (and C++) programmers are forced to get their fingers dirty.

Say what?! An AI system can decode brain signals into speech

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Re: There be dragons here!

"Anyone else?"

My reading of the article was that they can't actually do any of this yet. The OP's concern (and mine) is that if it turns out to be possible to convert "imagined speech" into external output then this might be a nightmarish device in the wrong hands.

Obviously we, the good guys, need to find out whether this is possible before anyone else, so the research should be pursued with all haste.

Q. What do you call an IT admin for 20-plus young children? A. A teacher

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Re: Tell me about it

Note to el reg: we still need a whoosh icon.

Are you a Windows 1 in 10 (1809)? Or a mighty 80 percenter (1803)?

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Re: Enterprise

I expect you are supposed to download it when it comes out and then save it until you think it is safe to deploy. Download 1809 now and save it somewhere, in case 1903 is even worse.

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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Nice flag, but a bit too red. Maybe if you ditch the St George cross...

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You think that recent events in Westminster have not engraved that message on the inside skull of every Scot on the planet, living or dead?

Come to think of it, the same probably applies to every English person too. Only this week we've had the "take back control" lobby suggesting that Parliament should be suspended in order to protect the principle of Parliamentary sovereignty.

Apple: Trust us, we've patented parts of Swift, and thus chunks of other programming languages, for your own good

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Can anyone decipher the patents?

They both appear to consist of some "background" describing a fashionable combination of language features (although the language features themselves would all be recognisable to a computer scientist from the 70s, if not 60s) and the specific "claims" relating to the particular design of their compilation system (although the claims don't seem to go beyond sticking a few compilers together in a manner not unlike "make").

The claims also do not mention Swift in particular and so are presumably asserted across any languages that either resemble C or have an object-oriented flavour. C++ and Java spring to mind immediately to mind as examples with both C-like and object-oriented-flavour. Good luck with that...

Whats(goes)App must come down... World in shock as Zuck decides to intertwine Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp

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Re: Telegram

Well, if you want to receive incoming traffic then someone needs to know where you are, for some value of "where".

Straight outta Blighty: Readers, if you were a tech billionaire, what would you do?

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Re: "it's not any sane version of any of the originally-agreed models for Brexit. "

The only sane model of Brexit is the (realisable) one where we sent in our Article 50 notice on the morning after the result, spent a couple of months confirming that there was no middle ground on which either side could build a deal, and then spent the remaining year-and-three-quarters making preparations for a hard brexit without chaos at borders and several million nationals on both side wondering whether they were going to wake up as illegal immigrants in the country where they'd lived for however many years.

However, we got dithering, delay, incompetence and no evidence of any preparation whatsoever. I don't think anyone voted for that.

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Re: Money well spent

But since both wanted to turn the whole world into one country (theirs, 'natch), I think this counts as a cosmetic difference.

Oof, are you sure? Facing $9bn damages, Google asks Supreme Court to hear Java spat

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Re: Far reaching repercussions...

"The bottom line is that implementation of APIs and interfaces are copyrightable, but the APIs and interfaces themselves should not be."

Exactly. However, any jurisdiction that disagrees will not be too troubled by the argument either way. It's domestic software industry will disappear in double-quick time and the judges' only contact with "software" will be in the form of shrink-wrap packages written abroad.

Having AI assistants ruling our future lives? That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito

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Re: "Yeah, like it is a matter of life and death if I pour myself 497ml of water"

Er, what country are you living in, coz the UK still sells beer in "proper" pints.

And that proper pint is actually a legally defined number of ml because the UK adopted metric before it adopted the EU. That may have been before you were born, though.

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Re: OTT

Your local customs and excise officer would probably disagree. Consistently pouring 499ml is a problem if you are selling 500ml.

Oracle exec: Open-source vendors locking down licences proves 'they were never really open'

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Re: Author rescinds GPL license retroactivly (yes he can do that)

Your snipping of Mr Rosen's text makes it look like he is implying that it is impossible, in law, to put something in the public domain. That, in turn, would make all the references to the public domain that occur in law and all the mentions of the concept that have ever been made in court cases, a waste of breath. I suspect that the legal profession might beg to differ on that one. I further suspect that Mr Rosen's full text probably doesn't imply exactly that.

I used to be a dull John Doe. Thanks to Huawei, I'm now James Bond!

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Re: national security but without explaining what

FB don't care who you are. They only care that you are the same person that you were when they hoovered up all your personal data and browsing habits.

Cops told: No, you can't have a warrant to force a big bunch of people to unlock their phones by fingerprint, face scans

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Re: Biometrics

Bio metrics shouldn't be used for identification either. They are easily copied. They prove nothing.

xHamster reports spike in UK users getting their five-knuckle shuffle on before pr0n age checks

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Re: If the government

Too true. Yes, I should have remembered that one, too. And there were the Magdelene Laundries. Like the previous AC said, it is quite depressing just how many times this has been tried when you stop and think about it. And usually by people who were convinced that it was the *morally correct* solution to some "problem".

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Re: If the government

"will see this" ?

I think it has already been tried, with obvious consequences, in Oz and "against" (sorry but I can't think of a better preposition) the native population.

What's the fate of our Solar System? Boffins peer into giant crystal ball – ah, no, wait, that's our Sun in 10bn years

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Re: Boom!

It will whatever lets you pack the largest number of identically sized spheres into the smallest volume. I think that means one big diamond. I'll let others comment on whether the immensely slow cooling rate favours a flawless crystal.

If I could turn back time, I'd tell you to keep that old Radarange at home

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Re: Pesky microwaves

"One day she muttered perhaps it's the tide while the engineer was there, who had his "Eureka!" CMOA."

Sounds like she (or a friend) had figured it out and just needed "The Engineer" to make an Official Fix.

Peak Apple: This time it's SERIOUS, Tim

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Re: So where is the new market ?

"You're still using static music files stored locally on a storage device?!?"

Well, that storage device is more portable than the radio mast that brings me Spotify coverage.

And more secure.

And cheaper to run.

And non-revocable by some DRM-infatuated music exec.

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Re: Durability?

But if you ask "most people" whether their security and app compatibility is up to snuff, they'll just give you a blank look. I'm not sure that your argument takes us forwards.

CES flicks the off switch on massager award… and causes a buzz

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And yet ... even at the second attempt, CES failed to come up with any of those excuses.

Wanted – have you seen this MAC address: f8:e0:79:af:57:eb? German cops appeal for logs in bomb probe

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Re: Home users...check logs...

"technically literate" but completely naive about how your average plod, lawyer or judge will interpret this.

Hubble 'scope camera breaks down amid US govt shutdown, forcing boffins to fix it for free

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Re: Crazy

It wouldn't make any difference. The shutdown is entirely down to Trump and he'd just pay for his own security and then tweet to the world about what a great guy he is saving the taxpayer those dollars.