* Posts by Ken Hagan

8168 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Jun 2007

After 1.5 million days of computer time, SETI@home heads home to probe potential signs of alien civilizations

Ken Hagan Gold badge

I assume that the analysis will mention what proprtion of the 2.6e23 flops were carried out when. I expect a balancing act between the initial enthusiasm bringing numbers of boxes to the party and later tech bring fewer but vastly more powerful ones.

In fact, I wonder whether it is sensible to run a distributed computing project over such a long period.

Hey, fatso. If you're standing desk-curious, the VariDesk Pro Plus won't break the bank

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: That setup doesn't work for me

@GrumpenKraut: Allow me to add a second datapoint to your collection. I suspect that there is some under-reporting of problems with varifocals simply because the solution is so easy.

Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Strangest job interview technique

I think if you read the specification more carefully you'll find the correct answer is just "Mornington".

Windows 10 Slow Ring update strides confidently into 2020

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Chromium Edge

Do both of those words appear in the user-agent string? If so, are there sites that sniff that string and enable stuff based on the "Edge" which then break because it isn't the (old) Edge rendering engine. (I do hope so. People who sniff user-agent strings deserve pain.)

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

Ken Hagan Gold badge

"This is why Americans just should not have that power."

Americans don't have that power unless you register under one of the three-letter TLDs. If you use your own country-code TLD then they'd have to deal with your country's legal system. That's not impossible, but I haven't heard of it actually happening. I suspect that if this UK outfit registered under .uk then they'd be pretty safe from American mistakes.

Given that just about everyone *finds* stuff with a search engine, I'm surprised that businesses still believe that a ".com" actually matters. It doesn't. It just means that an important part of your business is outside your country's legal system.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: > signing a waiver reneging any claim against the US government for damages

"He who makes the law can break the law"

In the US, it is Congress who makes the law and USG is a distinct entity, very much subject to those laws.

They used to have a different system, with a King who could tell them to eat shit and that was the end of the discussion, except that it turned out that that wasn't the end of the discussion.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: > signing a waiver reneging any claim against the US government for damages

I suspect you can't sign away constitutional rights in the US either and in the context of other stories we have frequently been told that those rights are granted to "persons" and not just "citizens", but they might only apply to "resident persons" (which this UK company isn't) and would in any event require the hiring of a lawyer to actually enforce. Since you are effectively trying the stop the Homeland Security people from doing what they believe is their job, it might need to be quite an expensive lawyer.

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Tesla never said it's driverless

Aww, c'mon you downvoters. They said "sorry".

Apple drops a bomb on long-life HTTPS certificates: Safari to snub new security certs valid for more than 13 months

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Okay

...which is a reason not to use an iPhone. Maybe not a clincher but certainly a mark against Apple. Once you've factored in the price, you might reckon you are better off with the Swiss cheese of Android.

Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: "the christian right"

Relax, it's just a label.

Whilst there are christians who are on the right of politics, the group that self-identifies as "the christian right" is not christian in the eyes of pretty much every other adherent of that faith. It is more like the "German Democratic Republic" or the "Chinese Communist Party".

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Inevitable

Just like my phone (landline or mobile) and probably a zillion other ways in which a commercial provider could invade my privacy. Somehow we survive.

And I'm only giving up my anonymity to each site on a case-by-case basis, which I'm doing to a large extent *already* based on my IP address and (if I permit) first-party cookies.

And, where I live, the ability of those providers to sell onward my personal profile was (until fairly recently) barred by GDPR.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Wrong. They are the UK government. Their budget is finite and shows no signs of increasing in the next few years. Quite the reverse. We've just spaffed over a hundred billion on a train set, Boris is talking about another few dozen billion for a bridge, and I read elsewhere that the City of London (a fair chunk of our economy) is facing an existential threat.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Inevitable

"Make payment for online services obligatory, no more of this freetard ad funded business model."

That, indirectly, is more or less what is being proposed. If it becomes impossible to police the content under the current "ad-finananced, free at point of delivery" business model, then businesses will switch to something that lets them push the legal burden onto those creating the content. As you point out, a follow-the-money apporach would probably be effective.

It mostly works in the Real World, after all. When was the last time you saw images on a public billboard of someone actually being raped? It's unthinkable that anyone would be stupid enough to even try it, let alone that they'd get away with it. And yet, the same thing is possible on the web (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-51391981).

If the internet's freedom fighters spent less time spouting platitudes and more time engaging with their fellow citizens, we could probably figure out a workable way of doing this. As things stand, however, I'm afraid that the likes of Nicky Morgan are going to be given no help and will come up with something that causes a whole lot of colateral damage.

If you're running Windows, I feel bad for you, son. Microsoft's got 99 problems, better fix each one

Ken Hagan Gold badge

"We’ve all enjoyed using sites with it over two decades."

Speak for yourself. In my experience, Flash was used to produce sites that were slow to load and content-free when they arrived. I decided years ago that disabling Flash was actually a smart move because it flagged up all the sites created by that mindset, which I could then avoid.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Sudo apt-get update &&

Arch is like Debian Sid, only more so. Less of a distro and more of a firehose channeling the entire FOSS community. 450 megs probably just means something blocked the hose for a few days but it's all clear now.

Android owners – you'll want to get these latest security patches, especially for this nasty Bluetooth hijack flaw

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: "you'll want to get these latest security patches"

My A10 is still sitting at last October, so it is more a case of some (expensive?) models rather than manufacturers.

Hear, hear: The first to invent idiot-cancelling headphones gets my cash

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Wishful thinking

That would be a "No", then. Shame!

Caltech takes billion-dollar bite out of Apple, Broadcom for using its patented Wi-Fi tech without paying a penny

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: How were the research funded?

That would depend on the employment contracts of the inventors. I think most universities these days encourage researchers to patent stuff and the legal arrangements make it profitable for all concerned. Otherwise, you just lose your top researchers to universities (or countries) that do.

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: 3 laws for AI

"The one I have trouble with is #2."

You probably ought to be suspicious of #1. Yes,it sounds excellent, but so does the equivalent rule for human beings ... and yet no legal system ever has actually imposed that rule on people. You *are* allowed to hurt people under some circumstances and you are allowed to leave people to get hurt under quite a large number of circumstances. I expect Mr Asimov was aware of this.

El Reg tries – and fails – to get its talons on a Brexit tea towel

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Lesson learned?

" I'm planning on refusing those coins if I see one"

It's legal tender, so if someone owes you 5 quid and offers it in Brexit 50ps and you refuse, the debt is cancelled.

It's been one day since Blighty OK'd Huawei for parts of 5G – and US politicians haven't overreacted at all. Wait, what? Surveillance state commies?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: It isn't like

"or trying to break into government systems"

Sadly, the same politicians who are wringing their hands over Huawei are the ones those think end-to-end encryption should be banned. Perhaps they are now nearly at the point where they will appreciate what the rest of us have been trying to explain to them for several decades.

Protesters backing Huawei's CFO Meng Wanzhou during her US extradition hearings were 'duped paid actors'

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: @robidy - Meanwhile in Richmond

Why should we "admit" that? It doesn't sound remotely plausible, unless by "right direction" you meant "towards a fascist dictatorship".

Remember when Netscout got so upset at 'challenger' label in Gartner Magic Quadrant, it sued? Well, top court just ended all those shenanigans

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: meh

"Financial stability isn't part of the magic quadrant scoring afaik."

Surely it comes under "ability to deliver"?

WebAssembly: Key to a high-performance web, or ideal for malware? Reg speaks to co-designer Andreas Rossberg

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: in 55.7 per cent of these cases, it was being used for cryptocurrency mining

From the printing press onwards, pretty much the first things that any new communications technology has been used for have been porn and fraud. Good luck finding a reasonably priced scribe for all your clerical needs.

OTOH, since I browse most of the web with NoScript active, I am probably closer to your basic stance on this than this reply might suggest. :)

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Confusing.

You are assuming that the changes made year-by-year can be expressed as changes of parameters to a fixed algorithm. I very much doubt whether governments would even understand the sentence I've just written, let alone take the trouble to constrain themselves in that way. It is probably more likely that you change the code but keep the parameters the same!

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Confusing.

Are we talking "vintage" here, or are we still able to buy the 32-bit version? If I buy something new, today, I think I'm entitled to 5 years support as a minimum.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Mixed messages

Libraries can be replaced, perhaps with shim layers. Compilers can be changed. Compiler options can be switched. This is not rocket science, but...

If you have a decent test suite, ideally automated, then you can port gradually and you can be releasing the semi-ported version and the porting work can proceed in parallel with the normal product evolution.

If you don't have a decent test suite then you have to do the port as a Big-Bang change and you have to execute that change quickly enough that Sales and Marketing don't lose patience and insist on "briefly" going back to the old code, making some "minor changes" and releasing a new version. Every time they do that, your goal-posts have moved and it will take longer to complete the porting project. You don't need many such changes, drip-feeding in, before the porting project becomes essentially impossible because the old codebase is evolving faster than the port is progressing.

So my guess is that anyone who says they *can't* do a 64-bit port probably doesn't have a decent test regime.

The dream of a single European patent may die next month – and everyone is in denial about it

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Brexit voters will be happy

My equally extensive research into Brexiteers suggests that they are unable or unwilling to distinguish "European" from "EU", so I'm not sure your observation actually matters.

Why is a 22GB database containing 56 million US folks' personal details sitting on the open internet using a Chinese IP address? Seriously, why?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

14 years destitute and homeless but a 6 year posting history on El Reg?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: And closer to home?

Yes.

H0LiCOW: Cosmoboffins still have no idea why universe seems to be expanding more rapidly than expected

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Differences

So was the AC.

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Psychonsultant

I mis-read that as "saved a lot of golf.". Hmm...

If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again: Feds once again demand Apple unlock encrypted iPhones in yet another terrorism case

Ken Hagan Gold badge

"What's the problem with that?"

I have much less interest in the contents of someone else's phone than some people apparently have in mine, and no interest at all in the contents of their *burner* phone.

Reusing software 'interfaces' is fine, Google tells Supreme Court, pleads: Think of the devs

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Its late stage capitalism at its very finest

Doesn't sound like it is particularly related to capitalism. I think *any* system that generates cash will eventually capture the lawmakers and turn into a system of extortion.

Late $440m Christmas present for HP: Judge triples damages windfall from Quanta in CD-ROM drive price-fix showdown

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Did they still get away with it?

"In October last year, a Texas jury awarded ..."

The original article is worth (re-) reading. I'd be interested to know how the damages compare to the amount of money that HP overpaid in the first place. They (HP) speak of billions of dollars of drives so it would only have to be a small percentage markup for the culprits to have effectively got away with it. (At least, until the damages got tripled. I expect that hurts.)

If the odds against actually getting caught are N:1, the damages need to start at N * the benefit of committing the crime. I do sometimes wonder whether lawmakers and judges understand this point. They often seem to feel that N=1, whereas business types (especially crooked ones) take a different view.

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Crypto currency?

But what happens when it runs out of stupider people?

Oh...

Tracking President Trump with cellphone location data, Greta-Thunberg-themed malware, SharePoint patch, and more

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: "Greta" malware

Interesting icon you've got there, Bob.

'Supporting Internet Explorer is hell': Web developers identify top needs – new survey

Ken Hagan Gold badge

"What could possibly go wrong?"

All sorts of things, obviously, but don't worry. If the good devs mark their ActiveX code as "safe" then we can put a switch in the browser to only run the good ones.

(Edit: It has just occurred to me that some of my readers may be too young to get the joke. For their benefit, then: Yes, Microsoft actually did this.)

Ken Hagan Gold badge

"Security, Privacy, Control (of your own data and online persona)"

That's three aspects of every new feature that will, inevitably, be things that may or may not be supported on the customer's browser (depending on that customer's settings). These same devs who moan about having to code for different browsers seem to be determined to demand new "differences that they will have to code for".

Cool 'joke', bro, you could have killed someone: Epilepsy Foundation sics cops on sick flashing-light Twitter trolls

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: mailing a rabid bat or rattlesnake

Be fair -- they never did any DNS hijacking.

Why is the printer spouting nonsense... and who on earth tried to wire this plug?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Back to the first paragraph :o)

"hellfire, I STILL think of the 80's as just a few years back, when in a couple of weeks it will be FORTY years :o("

Pick up a newspaper. You'll feel right at home. (OK, you'll have to imagine Maggie's put on a few pounds, but apart from that...)

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: My childhood...

I made exactly the same observation when I was about 12 years old. I discovered this the hard way, but obviously pretended to have worked it out by pure thought when I reported it to Mum and Dad. (Didn't want them thinking I was stupid.) I'm now quite a lot older and that's not the only time I nearly wasn't "now quite a lot older". Quite scary, really. Who'd be a parent?

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Not just a wall socket

I think you mean "illegal in the UK". Other countries are available and they may differ. (And if commentards know the rules that apply elsewhere, please feel free to educate us.)

Revealed: NHS England bosses meet with tech and pharmaceutical giants to discuss price list of millions of Brits' medical data

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: science & health benefits

I think most people here reckon there is only one option that is likely in practice:

- spend boatloads of taxpayers cash assembling the database and then accidentally spaff the whole lot on the internet for free, and then spend even more cash paying for the benefits at the market rate.

So yes, *your* three options are worth discussing, but probably not with the stratospherically incompetent idiots who are currently running the show and until those twats are out of the picture the only safe thing to do with the nation's medical records is to sit tight.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: 65 million Brits' medical data?

You seem to be assuming that no-one in the UK moves from one of the four regions to another at any point in their life. It sounds to me like if you have passed through England at any point in your life then NHSE is hoping to sell your medical records.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: No it doesn't

I think it might also be a problem if you're a patient and the person treating you does not have access to all the relevant information. (They can't rely on you to tell them because even if you are conscious you don't know what's relevant.) So what they do instead is assume that you are average.

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: What protections are there for individuals?

Exactly. Good luck anonymising *that* once the entire database gets spaffed across the internet.

Oh, and good luck actually selling the database to any commercial partners once the entire database has been spaffed across the internet.

And good luck avoiding such spaffing several times even before you've finished assembling the database from its multitude of source records.

Two can play that game: China orders ban on US computers and software

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Intellectual property

I imagine the OP's point is that under the US system you don't need to have paid the original builder/inventor. You just need to be the first to squat/file. Oh ... and it doesn't need to be a house/creative-idea.

Boffins believe it was volcanoes, not just life, that made Earth what it is today – oxygen rich

Ken Hagan Gold badge

and the isotope ratio?

What's the process that alters the C12/C13 balance?

RuneScape bloke was wrongly sacked after reading veep's salary details on office printer

Ken Hagan Gold badge

Re: Odd But

I just upvoted you and then downvoted you, twice. The net effect was one downvote.

Please could the next commentard who passes undo my experiment.

(I am reminded of the joke about the programmer who is asked by his (yes, it's an old joke) wife to go into the village and while he is there buy eggs. He leaves and never comes back home.)