* Posts by Ken Hagan

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UK's largest union to Arm: Freeze job cuts now

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If you want them (or anyone) to remain as employees, you ought to treat them nicely. If all of ARM's cleaning staff walked out, the management could probably find replacements and save a few pennies into the bargain. If all their chip designers walk out, they don't have a company anymore. They're fucked, with the proverbial wrought iron fence wrapped in curare tipped barbed wire.

(With due apologies to cleaning staff, but they are probably already aware of this. On the other hand, I don't think anyone believes that this is the 15% of the workforce that ARM's management have in their sights.)

AMD: Our latest, pricier mega-cache Epyc processors leapfrog Intel’s

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Spin up a VM and see which OSes will boot in 768 MB. I suspect they all will, but you might have to allocate 2GB to actually get the shittier ones to install first.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Re: Abort Retry Fail

Well yes, I mean what a waste of characters. C++ lets you do that with "catch (...) {}".

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Re: Turbo Pascal - Missing Semi-Colon at line 454

And indeed most parsers will do just that (though still reporting the error) in order to try to avoid the hundred follow-up errors mentioned by other commentards.

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Re: "It is eminently fungible"

Except that Dogbert's last line of argument is clearly wrong, since it ignores the "less" part of Dilbert's original argument.

AI drug algorithms can be flipped to invent bioweapons

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The world is not (and never has been) short of ways for people to kill other people. The risk is only if a new technology makes it easier for people who want to kill but were previously unable to do so (at least, on the scale they desired). Complex chemical synthesis sounds like a fair barrier to entry, given that most of the population struggle with home cooking.

Boys outnumber girls 6 to 1 in UK compsci classes

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Re: At least a small elephant in the corner of the room

"linear search"

It's the best algorithm for sufficiently short datasets. It's also a fair comparison point if you think you've got a better algorithm and want to actually do some computer science.

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Re: At least a small elephant in the corner of the room

I think all STEM A-levels are like that. Take the same subject at degree level and you'll spend the first year unlearning your A-level. It's not as bad as the GCSE to A-level transition, but the need to unwind "lies for children" permeates a lot of the higher education system.

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Re: what careers do women want

Have there been any surveys of who pregnant women want to take up mid-wifery? I don't suppose anyone cares about who programs their computer but I expect there are still a few reactionary attitudes about who wrestles with your crotch for a few hours during a hard labour.

Edit: you should have gone for a car analogy. They always work.

Russian demand for VPNs skyrockets by 2,692%

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Re: Not yet banned

Ah! Ta for the hint. I hadn't appreciated that. Perhaps it is just as well that world+spouse ignored the politicians and spooks a few years ago and adopted https everywhere as a matter of principle. I don't suppose the politicians will be queuing up to say "sorry" and "thank you" though.

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I'm guessing the error bars here would struggle to support even "30-fold" as an appropriate summary.

Microsoft proposes type syntax for JavaScript

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They still teach 1s and 2s complement and bit shifting in computer science at school. If you encounter someone who hasn't heard of them it just means they are self-taught.

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Re: would this be...

It does seem odd that someone who already has both WASM and Typescript would want to discard both in favour of annotations in Javascript.

Moscow to issue HTTPS certs to Russian websites

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Re: actually

Yawn. Actually adding a fifth octet would have been incompatible with every IP stack in existence and merely booted the problem a decade or so down the path without solving the routing problem. IPv6 is no more incompatible and solves these problems forever (along with several others).

It also exists and works for those of us that bother to use it.

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Re: actually

Have you looked at the number of trusted roots accepted by browsers these days? Anyway, like the other guy said, you could easily have tbe UN create one root for countries and countersign the 208 used by governments. Note that countersigning does not mean that the countries have to share their private keys with the UN, so there's really no problem with the OP's suggestion.

Lapsus$ extortionists dump Samsung data online, chaebol confirms security breach

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I don't understand how having the source code to Knox helps you bypass it. I mean, it's written by competent security engineers isn't it? Otherwise how could it have received the government's sign-off?

IT blamed after HR forgets to install sockets in new office

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Re: He who shouts loudest is often wrong

"I would not breed from this man."

I think that's more damning of the speaker than the cavalry officer. Just what kind of conversation provides the context for this?

Details of '120,000 Russian soldiers' leaked by Ukrainian media

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Re: Did Vlad just invade Russia in the winter?

Nah. He's just got an eye for history and is trying to recreate https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus%27

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Re: Greenhouse madness

You obviously skipped most of the lectures then. We were heading for an Ice Age because of the Milankovich cycle. We probably still are but only very slowly and the carbon, pushing in the other direction, seems to have the upper hand for the time being.

Proprietary neural tech you had surgically implanted? Parts shortage

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Re: the presenter squealed "Tac!" every time he clicked on something

You sold her? Crikey! Business is rough where you live.

Apple, Google, Microsoft, Mozilla agree on something: Make web dev lives easier

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Re: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

Stop CSS? I have to disagree. I wouldn't want to go back to a web where all the presentation logic is mixed up with the contents, anymore than I'd want to use a word processor that didn't support some form of stylesheets.

But all the executable crap? Hell, yeah! Kill it with fire!

Meet Neptune OS, an attempt to give seL4 a Windows personality transplant

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When you say a "useful user space", do you mean one that lots of users have existing software for it?

European Union takes China to WTO over smartphone patents

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Re: Supreme Court independence

That doesn't mean China's supreme court isn't worse.

Three major browsers are about to hit version 100. Will websites cope?

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If you are sensitive not just to the browser but its version number, you are sailing waaay too close to the wind. All browsers have been good enough for normal content for years now.

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Here;s some better advice:- Don't check user-agents' version numbers.

Internet connection now required for Windows 11 Pro Insider setup

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Re: @DS999 - It isn't practical to roll this out to consumer versions

I use a Windows VM to run Windows software. I do my email and surfing from Linux, including downloading Windows ISOs from Microsoft for when I need to throw together a test box.

The use-case is getting my job done while staying in control of the PC.

Massive cyberattack takes Ukraine military, big bank websites offline

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Re: Parting Shot?

UK citizen here. I'd be fine with that, but I think the Irish would be fucking furious.

File suffixes: Who needs them? Well, this guy did

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Re: extensions and version numbers

Surely every VMS user has done that, which is probably why no other OS has ever offered it. If you want version control, learn and use a version control system. They aren't *that* complicated if you restrict yourself to only one branch (ie, a strictly linear history).

Alarm raised after Microsoft wins data-encoding patent

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I'm afraid it does, because multinational companies can be sued in the US and other patent bodies tend to respect US patents. It's a slow acting poison, but eventually the damage is done everywhere.

Dark-mode Task Manager unveiled by original's creator

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Re: Light and dark mode but

Windows let you choose the colour scheme until Vista. Any "mid-grey mode" you cared to invent was not only possible but immediately honoured by all Petzold-quality apps.

Because this was easy for both end users and developers, people used it and it worked, so when a partially sighted user chose a high contrast theme, it worked.

Now all the end users are stuck with whatever the devs have hard coded, and all the devs have different ideas about what dark mode even means.

It's all gone to shit and I blame the "designers" and their over-complex themes that hardly anyone knows how to change.

AMD, Xilinx complete world's biggest semiconductor merger thanks to stock boom

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Probably because those two US companies might not be able to do business in China if the local authorities say no.

Microsoft Teams unable to send and receive calls for some after update

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Re: "Microsoft Teams is running normally"

Teams updates itself on its own schedule, in my experience.

Apple tweaks AirTags to be less useful for stalkers, thieves

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Re: What the hell ?

In some unhealthy relationships, it probably *is* the stalkers device and the stalkers tag, at least for billing purposes.

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Re: Remove the Battery

No, but I think you missed his selective quoting (omission of "replaceable").

Intel chases after Bitcoin miners with dedicated chip

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Re: Intel is trying too hard

To be fair, I think the Pentium Pro counts as a second hit. It (or at least the OOO execution it used) let x86 wipe out every RISC architecture in the PC market.

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Re: "Intel will start selling a chip to mine bitcoin"

"I'm just a guy watching my $100US Bitcoins bounce back to over $41,000US. I guess I'm a total idiot!"

No. The total idiot is the guy you manage to sell them to at that price.

You should read Section 8 of the Unix User's Manual

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Re: plethora

Only in some regions. Elsewhere even a singular plethora (plethorum, anyone?) is clearly understood to be lots of things and therefore attracts a plural verb.

See also:

Microsoft are planning...

The red team are attacking...

But you could get away with "is" in all these cases if the context was clearly considering the group as a single-minded actor.

Microsoft says the internet is the nicest it's been since 2016. Obviously they didn't look at The Reg comments

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A two-year-old complained on the internet about being laughed at? Ummm...

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Re: "I see less tolerance of other people"

To be fair, you could say that about Real Life.

Australian court finds Facebook 'divorced from reality' as it tried to define doing business down under

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If Facebook's position is that they don't do business in Australia, presumably they wouldn't have a problem with Australian ISPs blocking FB's servers.

Trio of Rust Core Team members take their leave

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Re: Bad timing?

Perhaps, though it has always seemed to me that, when it comes to the Linux kernel, the only thing Linus does reluctantly is bite his tongue. I think he quite likes the idea of Rusty modules. If someone else steps up to make it work then why not?

Happy birthday, Windows Vista: Troubled teen hits 15

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Re: Windows stopped being good....

Did it for years. Better than any alternative available at the time.

Machine learning the hard way: IBM Watson's fatal misdiagnosis

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Re: started in Jeopardy

Finding a new pattern in a large dataset does not mean you aren't pattern-matching. It just means you had to find the pattern as well as all the matches. Since guessing patterns and then trying them out is an embarrassingly parallel problem, you'll have to forgive us if we are sometimes underwhelmed by AI.

Joe Danger rides to the rescue as ageing title tugs at the heartstrings

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Re: “It’s sad that games slowly rot and many disappear.”

Nice idea in general, but it probably wouldn't have helped in this case because the target audience wanted everything to stay the same. That's unlikely to be the outcome if you put the source up for tinkering by enthusiasts.

Microsoft brings Jenny, Aria, and more interface tweaks to new Windows 11 Insider build

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Re: Where are the regulators? Will no one stand up to Microsoft's pushy controlling tactics.

It's not an advert. It's an admission of ineptitude.

It's also a reminder that you should be trying to get as many functions as possible off Windows because you are now stuck on a soon-to-be-unsupported platform.

US Navy in mad dash to salvage F-35C that fell off a carrier into South China Sea

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Yeah but this one's got a carrier group floating on top of it. Nothing is going to happen in complete secrecy.

Internet Society condemns UK's Online Safety Bill for demonising encryption using 'think of the children' tactic

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I think encryption between two points IS the issue. For messaging, FaceBook's servers aren't any different from an email server and neither is very different from a plain old router.

If you managed to craft a law that banned messaging via a delay-tolerant server, but not encryption per se, you'd just spur the take-up of services that tunnelled through all those IPv4 NATs. (Perhaps sticking it to the spooks is the killer app for IPv6?)

I think the real intention here is to make it impossible for two private citizens to have a private conversation at a distance. One or two societies have tried that in the past. They weren't nice places to live in and usually ended badly for the bastards at the top, but not soon enough in the opinion of those who eventually overthrew them.

Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot

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At least that would actually work!

BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves

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Re: Etymology help?

Easily fixed in firmware though. If more than x% of the drum is about to get hammed, defer some of them to the next rotation. Oh ... what do you mean "Firmware?" ?

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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Re: Silence please!

Please patent this idea and NEVER LICENSE IT TO ANYONE.