* Posts by Ken Hagan

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Microsoft to offer dual upgrade path for Windows 8

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Re: Windows 8 will be here to stay

Why the down-votes, peeps? I thought it was an excellent troll.

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

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Re: rock

You say that, but a perfectly plausible explanation of the OPERA result might be based on the realisation that they *do* worry about rock. Which means that geologists can use this method to X-ray the Earth, tomography style.

Coders are creatives too: Where's our love?...

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meteoric rise?

There has been no such rise in my lifetime. The colouring-in brigade have *always* had more recognition. The general public have always had more engagement with people who were doing jobs they could understand. The downside for them is that this same understanding also leads to the "my six-year-old could do that" retort, which is only justifed in 99% of cases.

Oh, and software is hardly unique. All branches of science and engineering are extremely creative. That's why most people can't do it. Ironically, most of the creativity stems from the need to conform to various constraints, like those pesky laws of Nature. Those "artists" who just sprinkle paint on the floor prove this, even as they reject it.

Tablets mean tubby HDDs must get thinner - A*STAR

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DSI may be excited but everyone else seems to have figured out that a device small enough to need a 5mm drive is going to be better matched to an SSD. Conversely, devices powerful enough to need the capacity that (today) only spinning platters can provide will be large enough to fit a 7mm drive.

Put it another way, first decide whether your device a shrunken laptop or an oversize phone, and then provide it appropriate processing power, memory and storage space.

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

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@Nigel

There's some, but since your pupil size will be determined by the overall level of illumination, there will be far less non-green than the designers of the pattern intended. That means the patterns will be very low in colour contrast and you'll need much better colour vision to get any of the patterns that don't involve green. Colour vision tests under anything less than proper "broadband" daylight are just silly.

I've had these tests before and I'm not perfect but I imagine the test is designed so that very few people are. That day I got almost nothing past the first page. I've never scored anywhere near that badly before and I can't say I've noticed any trouble outside the rather dark and monochrome surroundings of the eye clinic.

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Spectrum?

If this is coming from a plasma, does that mean the spectrum of the generated light is vaguely thermal, rather than the spikey fluourescent crap we're all suffering at the moment.

(Anecdote: I was at the local hospital having my eyes examined the other day and I was given a colour vision test. Lots of cards with numbers written in coloured dots. Only problem was, the local lighting was all coming from CFL lighting. Unsurprisingly, I scored miserably. It's kinda hard to see coloured dots when there's no ambient light of that colour to be reflected. More surprisingly, the doctors doing the test didn't seem to think the lighting was an issue. I expect we'll be reading reports in a few years time telling us that the nation's colour vision has nose-dived and medical experts are mystified but think there may be a connection with <insert-fad-of-the-day>.)

Man sues boss for 'condemning him to eternal damnation'

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Ah, sweet irony

Ah, but Lord Google teaches us that just because you believe in something doesn't make it true.

http://www.allaboutworldview.org/is-hell-mentioned-in-the-bible-faq.htm

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What kind of employer

One who can "voice the opinion that Hyatt's beliefs were ridiculous" without a hint of self-awareness?

One who does, as you put it, "leave aside this man's religious beliefs"?

Or, most likely, one who was looking for an excuse to sack him anyway.

Amazon Kindle Fire: $199 to buy, $202 to make

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Re: pick your own AC

Fair point, but given the choice between "massive company is deliberately losing money" and "massive company screws good deals out of suppliers", I'll go for the former.

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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Re: How is that fair?

It is fair precisely because, given the exact scenario you have advanced, there obviously *is* some difference between the original version and the remix that the law can't see.

One flopped. The other was wildly successful. The law considers them the same.

Most people would reckon that *demonstrates* a problem in the relevant law.

Bill Gates summoned in antitrust case that WILL NOT DIE

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threatened to crash

"Microsoft claims that the apps threatened to crash Windows 95 and couldn't be sorted out in time for launch."

Probably true. None of the other apps that crashed Win95 were sorted out in time for the launch.

Of course, one might reckon this was a problem with Win95, rather than the apps...

Microsoft seeks patent on employee spy system

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Re: available on the public internet

You mean, like an *interactive* version of Big Brother?

Sounds fun, but I think Endemol might want royalties.

Clegg orders fresh review of UK extradition treaty

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@kain preacher

This might constitute a third side to the argument, but...

Lockerbie: That trial was a farce. The guilty party was the man at the top who gave the orders. The man in the dock was a bloke doing his job. You *could* reasonably try him the way we tried low-ranking Nazis, rejecting the "only following orders" defence, but when we did that it was after we'd nailed the top brass. Justice is not served if you let the little people carry the can.

You didn't mention it, but that Polonium poisoner probably falls into the same category. People do some pretty despicable things when they are working for seret intelligence agencies, but your beef ought to be with those giving the orders, and if you haven't got the balls to go after *them* then you should shut up and leave everyone else alone.

419 scammers: I hadn't heard that, but it sounds a lot like trying to extend your jurisdiction over some foreign country. Presumably the scammers didn't commit any offence in Nigeria. If you have a problem with that, take it up with Nigeria, rather than looking around for someone little to squash merely to soothe your ruffled ego.

And so to Gary: In *this* case, the host country *is* actually willing and able to prosecute him, and happens to be a close ally, so why are you planting your boots on our soil and pissing us off.

Pakistan bans rude text messages

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Sounds like it. Presumably these people have never even heard of Scunthorpe.

Brussels: Water cannot be sold as remedy for dehydration

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"They" are the bottlers. The committee considered their "therapeutic" claims and found them wanting.

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Re: Air

Too much oxygen is definitely bad for you. It's carcinogenic and breathing pure oxygen at atmospheric pressure for any length of time is, I'm told, just as fatal as drinking too much water.

OTOH, it would clearly be ridiculous for the bottlers to be able to claim a "health benefit" for the filthy slop they stuff in their bottles, so I'm inclined to say that the committee made the right decision, even if they did make a thorough balls up of the report.

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

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"If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?"

Human. Do you really have to ask?

Look around. Every other animal's habitat is getting totally screwed to make way for humans. Every habitat we've ever moved into, we've driven the top predators to extinction. The majority of macroscopic animals on the planet exist only because we farm them.

Obviously you wouldn't want to be a *poor* human, but that wasn't the question.

Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates

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The spare, for when "a" is unavailable?

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I remember seeing 4 COF and wondering how he (I assumed it was a he) had got it past the suits. To have managed it twice is pretty impressive.

BIND security update protects against serious server crash

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Re: djbdns maintenance restarted

Debian has a fork (dbndbs) that supports IPv6. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dbndns)

Rambus tumbles in antitrust reversal

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8 tons of documents

Probably just one day's output from their legal department.

Politicians call for Modern Warfare 3 censure

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Big Brother

Evidence of a link, eh?

"there is increasing evidence of a link between perpetrators of violent crime and violent video games users"

You mean like a "correlation". Gosh. Blow me. Who'd've thunk it?

It wouldn't be surprising if people who enjoy committing acts of violence in the real world also get off on doing it in a virtual one. The converse needn't be true. Quite the opposite, in fact, since perhaps the enjoyable thing about cyber violence is that no-one gets hurt so you can stick Keith Vaz masks on all the bad guys and beat seven bells out of them without offending your personal moral code.

But maybe you want to get all Minority Report and start tracking down those who purchase such games. Well, here's another "link" for you: Every society that has attempted to legislate what goes on in adults' heads has been a really crap place to live.

If God had intended us to poke around in each other's minds, he wouldn't have sealed them in a bony box.

Doomsday 2012 mega volcano 'unlikely' - NASA

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"What really seems to annoy the NASA spokespersons ..."

...is probably the fact that they have a fully staffed press office and no budget for a space program which that office might talk about instead.

There's no conspiracy theory needed here. NASA's press officers are just *bored*.

Army raygun to boost power with starlight de-twinkling tech

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Er, maybe it's too heavy to put in an aircraft.

Besides which, if the intended target is enemy air power then *they've* done the job of bringing themselves into LOS.

Windows 8 aims to make security updates less painful

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@The BigYin

Make up your mind. EITHER you don't need to know an admin account password, OR your content isn't available for just anyone to see. Based on my experience of every version of Windows ever, my guess is on the latter.

By the way, those "other operating systems" you speak of aren't terribly secure either if you make a habit of dishing out passwords to accounts with root (or sudo) privileges.

Also by the way, in case you want to scaremonger in other forums, there's also an ADMIN$ share that steers hackers directly to the Windows directory, just to catch out sneaky people who install to somewhere other than C:\WINDOWS.

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@Canard

You want to Google "NoAutoRebootWithLoggedOnUser", or just hop over to here:

http://blogs.msdn.com/b/tim_rains/archive/2004/11/15/257877.aspx

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Because...

It requires a whole article because some people have trouble with reading comprehension. For example...

"Windows delays reboot to once a month on *non-critical* updates"

Adobe Flex SDK bombshell STUNS developers

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Re: Morons

Almost right. With Flash you could get a plug-in to turn it *on* if you *did* want to see it.

But that's really beside the point. HTML5 will not make it any harder *at all* to control annoying ads. Every browser lets you switch audio and video content on or off on a site-by-site basis, just as you can for Flash or Java. On the other hand, every defunct plug-in is one less place to hide security bugs and privacy breaches.

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"Flex SDK, which lets you develop applications for the Flash runtime"

Does this mean that they are, implicitly, opening the whole thing? I mean, if you can read the source of the toolchain that generates the content, inferring what you need to know to build a Flash player can't be very hard.

It would be ironic if the world finally got a reliable, cross-platform platform Flash player after (and because) Adobe junked it, and to judge from the numbers of upset Flash developers there is certainly the demand to create such a thing. Perhaps Gnash has a future.

Stripper nicked for 'nicking knickers' with kids in tow

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What a team!

"A quick rummage around Google fails to uncover a link for the Crystal Cabaret, but according to a number of really NSFW review sites ..."

Thank God we've got Team Register to do the heavy lifting on stories like this.

Ballmer shoots down Microsoft breakup advice

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Just for a change...

...I agree with Stevie B.

Microsoft's USP is their pervasiveness. Most of their products are more interoperable (than the direct competition) with all the rest of the MS products you already own. (He calls this "synergy across product lines", but let's not split hairs.)

Enormous orbiting solar raygun power plants touted

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Re: new super-weapon

Yes, indeedy. Start building one of those and I'd have thought that every other space-faring nation would regard it as their DUTY (not just their right, although presumably references would be made to UN charter articles and treaties on space weaponry) to blast it to pieces before it could beam down anything more powerful than a GPS signal.

This idea is a non-starter.

A pint a day keeps the doctor away - scientific FACT

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Re: Of course, that is not correct.

Specifically, the application of logic in discussing traditional units of measure is not correct.

Bloke gets wedding tackle trapped in ring

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Every grown man winces...

Nah. This one just thinks "One slip of the grinder and we could have a Darwin contender.".

Btw, apropos of another post, "slip hazard" is probably one reason *not* to use lots of lube.

Lost cities found beneath sands of Sahara by satellites

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@Killraven

Nitpick: The library of Alexandria was torched by some bloke called Omar who (apocryphally) said that either its contents parroted the Koran and were therefore superfluous or they deviated from it and were therefore heretical.

The story is almost certainly false, but the destruction was real.

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"The Romans & Greeks & Egyptians had writing, all well and good, but we have no way of telling, bar going back and asking the Romans, if various groups they overran and absorbed had it too, simply because the Romans steamrollered over them."

Most of what we know about the language (spoken and written) of the Etruscans is from their gravestones. So not quite "no way", but certainly "limited means".

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"I'm pretty certian that the origins of Islam date from the 5th century AD, so I fail to see how Islamic Cultures could have preserved anything destroyed by the first thousand years of Christianity, when they didn't exist before that time."

That would depend on how you define "first thousand years of Christianity". Christianity didn't have any influence *at all* until Constantine and in Rome (rather than Constantinople) the old ways held on until the Goths (who were Christian by then) went and trashed the place. In my book, Christendom starts then (453?) and goes on to the sack of Constantinople (1453). Either side of that, there's serious cultural competition.

Islam dates from 610, being started as a breakaway Christian sect by some chap who disagreed with, amongst other things, the Greek Church's enthusiasm for icons (which he saw as precisely the sort of graven images prohibited by the second Commandment).

Why your tech CV sucks

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@SuperTim

"This guy, while having some good points, misses the fact that Word is the de facto standard word processor in business and that you CAN TURN OFF SPELL CHECKING on your CV"

That's not how I read it. I read it as "You may have turned off spell-checking, but I haven't and therefore when I read your CV, it flags up all the speling misstakes you made.".

BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

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Re: why you should never listen

Let's see. The users complained. You ignored them. After a couple of weeks, they (being intelligent) realised that you weren't going to even listen, let alone change your mind. You (being less intelligent) decided that this proves they were wrong in the first place.

Do you work for Microsoft's user experience division?

Sony develops 'new kind of television'

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Voice control

"TV, record all the future episodes of The Simpsons"

You don't just need voice recognition for that to work. Your TV needs to understand that "all episodes" shouldn't include duplicates shown on different channels. It needs to understand whether "future" means "broadcast after now" or "first broadcast after now". (Sorry, did you want to watch episodes that you haven't seen yet, but which have been broadcast elsewhere? Hmm, tricky.) It needs to understand that the definite article in "The Simpsons" is part of the show's title.

I expect most El Reg readers can imagine ways of resolving these ambiguities. But *we're* used to dealing with computers and twisting our commands so that they are unambiguous. The general public aren't, and will be bitten badly by any implementation of voice control that hasn't also solved numerous problems in artificial intelligence.

In short, don't hold your breath for any kind of voice control of any consumer gadget.

Mm, Silverlight, what's that smell? Yes, it's death

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"skills that are out-of-date"

I'm not sure I'd call this a "skill".

It's something you can invest time and effort into learning, but all such things have a shelf-life that you should think about before you invest. Kids in colleges should be looking for a mixture of lifetimes -- something to get them their first job, and other things to get them a *few* more after that, and perhaps a handful of things that will last a lifetime (but there are precious few of those to choose from).

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Re: Has anybody actually seen it?

Sure. It's in Visual Studio. (Haven't seen it anywhere else, mind.)

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Re: one manufacturer's latest toy

Quite right! Why bother jumping for the latest toys when you can stick with older ones, like C# or Delphi?

Apple kills code-signing bug that threatened iPhone users

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Yep, nope.

Uploaded to the store in September. Disclosed in November. What was he waiting for? Was it just that nobody downloaded it in October and so he didn't have the clinching proof of concept?

Defiant Aussies continue to sell contraband Samsung slab

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A pleasant change

Just about every story on El Reg about Oz in the last few years has been another clueless politician trying to be the next Mao Tse Tung. Nice to hear from some real Australians again.

Adobe confirms mobile Flash Player's race is run

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Re: Adobe failed to deliver

"I don't know if this was lack of investment, incompetence, or because it plain couldn't be made to work."

I don't know either, and outside of a very small number of Adobe employees, I don't suppose anyone ever will. But Adobe *did* deliver for ten versions. Very few pieces of software do that well.

When Flash was born, it was probably portable, but for the first umpty years and ten versions of its life, there was only one platform of commercial significance, so what's a manager to do? By the time ports were actually in demand, even ports to 32-bit Linux or 64-bit Windows proved almost impossible. (They exist, but they aren't as reliable as 32-bit Windows and now probably never will be.) Ports to resource-constrained devices were never going to fly.

Any piece of software that is successful enough to go through ten major versions (and Firefox's recent history doesn't count, btw) without losing backwards compatibility is going to end its life as a tired and bug-ugly pile of hacks. Sometimes it is just time to push the original design into the sidings and start again.

'Puzzling structures on surface' of YU55 spaceball

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Re: black on a black background

Can't you just select it with the mouse and one of the blacks gets inverted to white? Or am I thinking of government-grade document redaction?

Why GNOME refugees love Xfce

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Re: "the heavyweight file manager"

That's the console, surely?

Ofcom boss warns of low interest in 'superfast' broadband

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"I don't think iPlayer or iTunes are hard core geek things."

You may be surprised. I expect that most people still watch telly on a telly. On demand, certainly, but using that nice PVR they've bought. And as for videos, I I doubt that more than a tiny fraction of the population buy an average of 14 hours of new movies each month. That's 8-10 DVDs worth, and I suspect that "DVD" is the correct unit here as well, since downloading a movie from iTunes sounds a bit geeky for the grey-haired set.

You sound young and/or unmarried. That's fine, but lots of people aren't, and won't *ever* come close to 17GB in a single month, let alone as an average.

OCZ exposes bulging solid disk for 2012

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Re: normal joe

Thanks! That's the sort of numbers I needed to see.