* Posts by Ken Hagan

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Younger generation taking 'sledgehammer' to security

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WTF?

Re: 14000 hours online?

And 250,000 emails? Two per hour since birth? Average? "uses rarely"?

Gah! (splutter...)

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14000 hours online?

21 years is roughly 140,000 hours. This guy is saying that the AVERAGE 21-year-old has spent 10% OF THEIR ENTIRE LIFE online.

Subtract school-time and sleeping time and the fact that presumably average parents don't let their offspring spend their lives glued to a screen during their pre-school years. I call "bull-shit".

I'll also call bull-shit on the notion that there might be productivity benefits for employers who take on someone who is incapable of concentrating on a single task.

Reading this? You're probably planning to skill up on HTML5 in 2012

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Re: skewed sample

Yup, and 80% of that job-seeking sample would recommend that their rivals (for the few jobs available) should focus on dead-end languages. Astonishing.

Quantum computing in our lifetime - IBM breakthrough

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Re: Fusion is one exception

A decent route into space is another.

Artificial intelligence.

Cure for cancer.

Civilised international relations. (Does that fall foul of (a)?)

You quibble with "working on", but just because they were barking up the wrong tree shouldn't disqualify their efforts, otherwise you have a tautology. I think "precious few" is overdoing it.

Linux PC-in-a-stick to cost coders £139

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Re: "Self-referential" curiosity

I doubt it. USB isn't a peer-to-peer link. It's very much host and slaves, and the connector on this device looks like the slave end, so it won't be able to see the other slaves.

Child abuse suspect won't be forced to decrypt hard drive

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Re: maybe....

"i thought in this day and age of super GPU brute force etc that the gov can crack encryption?"

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brute-force_attack.

In summary, for any sensible encryption algorithm you can kick brute force attacks so far into the long grass that no-one will ever be able to brute-force them with existing computer technology, regardless of their budget.

The NSA *may* be able to decrypt this hard drive if they have access to working quantum computers or if they are aware of a systemic weakness in the algorithm. The former would put them several decades ahead of the "open" scientific community in a field closely intertwined with fundamental physics, which seems unlikely. The latter is possible, but if it is true then I wouldn't expect them to decrypt this guy's drive. That would effectively reveal to every foreign government that the US can read all their secrets and I'm sure the NSA wouldn't want foreign governments to know that.

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Re: ask the NSA to decrypt them

No point in asking. If the NSA can do this, it's probably the most valuable intelligence secret in the world today and the NSA will *not* be willing to advertise this capability to the whole world just to help the local plod.

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Re: Why do they always side with the accused?

Because the constitution was written by people who know what it feels like to have the resources of a powerful but fallible state directed against them.

Perhaps if you knew a bit more history you'd understand this point. Sort your education out.

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Re: Double standards

Relax. Your second reaction merely proves that you are a normal human being. Your first reaction proves that you are, by instinct, smart enough to guard against the dangers inherent in this.

All-optical RAM to clear comms bottleneck

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30 nanowatts you say?

Since the article also mentions a refresh time of a microsecond or so, I assume that's the ongoing cost of maintaining 1 bit of data with this new scheme. That's several hundred watts per gigabyte and a few kilowatts for a half-decent server. (Come back Pentium 4! All is forgiven!)

I know this is research and things will improve. I just though someone ought to flag up that we are several orders of magnitude short of a usable system.

Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

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Re: the highest tech facility on the planet

You can argue that, but I suspect that there are three-letter organisations that have rather more. One of them not only uses Linux but is actually responsible for writing some of it. But that merely adds weight to your argument, so I'll stop nit-picking, lest the OP get the wrong idea.

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Re: Everyone I know ...

You really need to get out more.

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Re: newfound respect for open source

It's pretty much that way already.

MS have already published many of the data formats used in Office (with Exchange being the main omission, I gather), and an *exceedingly* rich automation interface for anyone who wants a guide to the internal implementation, so creating a "work-alike" clone is merely hard work. Also, since the majority of usage is performed by fairly forgiving "human beings", the fidelity of emulation can slip here and there without making the whole exercise pointless.

For Windows (both at kernel and userspace), no such documentation exists beyond MSDN, and the usage is by dumb programs, so if you fail to emulate every single bug (and you won't find *those* documented in MSDN) then you run the risk of apps falling over for not apparent reason and no workaround.

Consequently, rival "office" packages do a pretty good job of offering alternatives, but WINE has been a struggle and ReactOS (to pick up on an earlier comment) has been almost still-born.

If MS have to choose between killing Windows or Office, it *has* to be Office. Windows is just so much harder for their competitors to get to grips with.

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Re: ReactOS

Are you mentioning that "for" or "against" the "it'll never happen" proposition?

Who's adding DRM to HTML5? Microsoft, Google and Netflix

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Re: Re: THE WEB AS WE KNOW IT WILL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

A standard DRM means that no-one can claim to be a complaint browser unless they've paid the licence fee and joined whatever consortium owns the decryption keys. Historically, that has proven to be quite a barrier to deployment. Look at JPEG 2000, for example. Dead in the water for a decade, and not because the world didn't need a revised JPEG standard.

Or is this some new kind of "open source DRM", where anyone can decrypt the content? That would be nice.

Or perhaps you are happy to have it "in" the standard, but undocumented and optional? That's the current position.

There is a place for DRM, but slap bang in the middle of a class of applications, 90% of which would be harmed by it, is not the place.

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Re: Re: Re: Unethical Vs Reality

"If Content distributors are forced to come up with their won scheme for DRM, then what was the point of HTML5?"

It is to provide a platform that can be used by all those whose business model does not depend on them charging for content delivery. Advertisers, for example, would have no reason to lock down their ads so that they weren't seen by most of the target audience. Neither would anyone using the web as an application platform.

The music, film and TV industries may be large, but they are not the whole world. They certainly aren't the whole of the web. They've come to the web about 20 years after its original designers devised it as a way of distributing information freely, and they've tried to retrofit precisely the opposite mentality onto the design. Now they are sad (and surprised) that this is neither feasible nor popular.

Male dinosaurs failing on social privacy

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Re: Fantastic thesis!

I quite agree, but the PhD viva did flag up one correction. The list of tags at the end of the article is missing "Surveys". Actually, quite a number of El Reg articles are missing this tag. Perhaps someone would like to add it.

(Note: That's shorter than the full tag-name which is "Ursine defacation habits, Papal religious beliefs and Holmesian constipation", but I don't think anyone will be confused by the abbreviation. We all know what to expect from a survey.)

Leap-day Visual Studio beta provokes 'passionate' response

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Re: Asylum taken over by the inmates

"And what moron decided that IE and Windows had to ape FF, Apple and Adobe and create accurately scaled print-ready fuzzy text (causing variable density) instead of (tradional Microsoft) readable pixel aligned text?"

Probably someone whose day job consists of preparing content that ought to have the same page layout on screen as it does when printed. For such people, proper WYSIWYG has been a long time coming to Windows. Such people probably also have the retinal 40-inch monitors that seem to be standard issue amongst Microsoft's UI designers.

By contrast, I'm guessing that your day job consists of preparing source code that is rarely (and in most cases never) printed and you are working with a somewhat smaller monitor and would like to see as many perfectly-pixel-aligned lines of text as possible per square-inch of screen estate.

An irony here is that the Metro-encumbered devices that VS2011 is aimed at will hardly ever print anything either, and they all have poxy little screens with exactly your requirement for clear pixel-aligned text rather than "something absolutely fabulous, darling". Perhaps Microsoft's UI team should get off their fat arses and (a) walk over to the offices of almost anyone else in the company who actually uses VS for a living, and (b) take their Metro-encumbered tat with them and try reading some actual content whilst they are en route. With any luck, they will (c) get run over by a bus.

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Re: This can work pretty well

Presumably this applies to other apps on the same desktop, then, so you'd be wanting a monochrome system colour scheme. Oh, and an app that honours the system colour scheme.

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Colour schemes

Once upon a time, there was such a thing as the user's preferred colour scheme and you couldn't get Logo compliance if you didn't follow it. Except of course that each new version of both Office and Visual Studio would have re-imagined the UI and would get their Logos anyway, presumably because about half of their design violations would show up in the next version of Windows, but only if you marked the EXE as "understanding" that version, thereby making all those who *had* followed the original guidelines look rather lame until they re-released their software (unchanged, except for the "Yes, I've followed the rules in the SDK now stop butchering my UI." flag).

How times (don't) change.

HP, Dell warn of price hikes after Foxconn wage rise

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Re: the energy company method

I don't think that method is unique to energy companies. I think it is pretty much standard practice in all industries, for reasons I've never been able to fathom.

However, it is likely to be masked by another irrational effect -- the tendency for everything to be priced at "round" numbers. So if the unit cost rises from £100 to £103, there will be agonising meetings to decide whether to bravely absorb the cost increases to protect our valued customers (retail at £149.99) or whether to regret that these increases will have to be passed on given the pressures of the global economy (retail at £159.99).

Nominet to launch .wales and .cymru

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Re: Aliases

I wondered about that. If I register under one and not the other, do I have a good case against some domain squatter who registers under the other? If not, I may feel obliged to register both even though I don't intend to use one.

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Re: Wales is not a country......

On the other hand, it has rather more autonomy than Yorkshire, so it is conceivable (though not very) that people browsing the web might need to know that a site is Welsh rather than English.

These two are the least unreasonable gTLD proposals that I've read about so far, but that's not saying much.

LibreOffice debugs and buffs up to v.3.5

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Re: Re: Re: Fascinating

"At best it sounds pretentious or implies a self perceived superiority and attempted theatrical authority."

Guilty as charged. I was responding to claims about the unusability of Office that I found not only untrue in my own experience, but also utterly unsupportable *even in principle*. I have nothing but contempt for the original author (Hi, I spit on your grave, btw.) and do indeed perceive myself to be superior and perfectly entitled to claim the authority vested by natural law in all those who have a clue.

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Re: So she hasn't discovered "boys" yet then?

Don't rush her. Really. There's *plenty* of time. I'm sure her parents can wait.

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Re: Still waiting

Without disputing your own requirements, I have to say that I've never used *any* of these other features, but I *have* wanted a news reader, which meant that Outlook Express was (in my book) actually a superior replacement (a decade or so ago).

Actually, I *will* dispute your requirements, at least to suggest that the reason you are still stuck with Outlook is that you've got it into your head that a single program must fulfil all these roles and therefore you are locked in with the only vendor who agrees with this approach. Expect to wait for a long time yet.

I'm a hypocrite, of course, since I'm now using Opera and I'm conscious that at least part of the reason for that is that it offered browser, mail and news in a single package.

Freedom-crushing govts close to ruling our web, fears FCC boss

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Re: Re: Is there no end to their perfidy?

Yeah, trying so hard, and yet his predecessor managed so much more on that front.

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Is there no end to their perfidy?

Foreign governments might end up controlling those parts of the internet whose supporting hardware lies within their own territory. Well bugger me with a rusty ten-foot pole. You'll be telling me they have their own legal systems next.

I don't care about the possible conspriacy theories. Anyone willing to make a public statement of such perfect idiocy should be quietly shunted from office. Still, I suppose that's a matter for the Americans.

Crap PINs give wallet thieves 1-in-11 jackpot shot

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Re: the long and short of this story

Not by my reading it isn't. The reduction occurs because roughly 10% of people do both of (i) use their DoB as their PIN and (ii) carry this DoB elsewhere in their wallet. Therefore, a strategy of "use the DoB in the wallet" will succeed in 100% of those cases. Less amazing, and possibly not completely true, but (sadly) probably not completely false either.

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Re: the Reg crowd

"As the Reg crowd were so hysterically against ID Cards, it is ironic that they should consider it perfectly normal to carry a driving licence around, which is a de facto ID card"

Odd that you can remember how hysterical we were but you can't remember that it was the non-optional nature of the beast and its associated database that we were against.

It's quite normal to carry cash around, but I'd be opposed to a law that made it compulsory. (I gather some countries do insist on this so that "citizens" can pay fines on-the-spot without any of that tedious "due process" stuff.)

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Re: Simple solution...

Ignoring the technical feasibility for a moment, the sort of people who currently use their birthday will simply *write down* a longer PIN and keep the piece of paper in their wallet. Therefore, this will make the system less secure. Don't hold your breath for those cheques.

The suggestions in the paper are reasonable. At the very least, persuading people to use someone else's birthday would at least make it less likely that their wallet contained their PIN written down on another document.

Another useful suggestion might be for the banks to send a summary of these findings to their customers, rather than the usual vacuous warnings about keeping your PIN safe. If more people understood that using their own birthday meant they had a 1 in 11 chance of losing all their money, perhaps fewer of them would do it. They could also mention that 1 in 11 is about a million times more likely than winning the lottery.

Will Windows 8 sticker shock leave Microsoft unstuck?

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Re: Slightly off-topic (winelib)

WineLib? Yup. Been following Wine for about a decade, and in particular I have followed its extensive database of popular apps that don't work particularly well. I really wish it were different, but I don't think I could recommend Wine-on-Linux to a non-geek.

Despite no personal experience in trying to make it work, I suspect that winelib is similarly close-but-no-cigars-yet, so I'm reluctant to recommend it to my employer.

This is not intended as a criticism of those who have worked on Wine, but I think we have to moderate our expectations when we set out to faithfully reproduce behaviour that isn't properly documented. A priori, there was no reason to suppose that Wine (and winelib, for the same reason) was even possible, let alone likely to be affordable or imminently available.

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Re: Question for linux bods

Linux offers the same API on every architecture and most of the core components are open source. As a result, it is realistic to imagine that the apps only need to be re-compiled for your chosen target.

Purists will say that you have to re-test on each new platform. My personal experience of software at the cheaper end of the market is that testing is inadequate even on the original platform, so don't get your hopes up. That said, most bugs are in the apps, not in the underlying platform, so you'll probably retain whatever quality was originally there. :(

As I understand it, Apple took the same approach when they shifted architectures from 68k->PPC->x86. Since I'm not a Mac developer, I can't comment on how much porting work was actually required. Presumably there was a big-endian to little-endian transition somewhere along the way and that might have been a little painful.

64-bit Windows was the same API, but MS made such a pig's ear of the language bindings that porting is non-trivial. Fortunately, 32-bit binaries still run on everything except rarefied Server editions, so no-one notices that all the mainstream apps are still 32-bit. (That includes Office, by the way, since Microsoft's official advice is that you shouldn't install the 64-bit version of Office unless you absolutely need the extra address space, because hardly any Office extensions, from third parties, have been ported to 64-bit.)

Metro is a different API and most of the apps you've spent money on are closed source. The latter means that you will have to wait for the vendor to try recompiling. The former means that the vendor will have a shed-load of porting work to do before that is a serious proposition. As another commentator noted, almost the only thing that WoA has in common with normal Windows is the brand name.

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Re: Re: It's amazing

"I still want to know which fantasist made up the entire premise of this article though - WOA will run Desktop apps if they're compiled with WinRT and downloaded from the Windows Store/Shop/Market/Poundsaver/whatever."

And they'll run on Linux if they're compiled for that API. So what? If the average Joe sees "Windows" on the sticker, they're going to assume that it runs all their existing software. That's existing investment is precisely why they haven't jumped to Macs or Linux (and in the latter case saved themselves a couple of hundred quid).

So if they see a Windows sticker on the machine and only find out later that none of their software works, they are going to be pissed off. You don't need to be a fantasist to see that, surely?

Planet-wide cloud dream burst by nations' laws - BSA

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Perhaps the problem here is that the BSA is trying to force a one-size-fits-all design onto a planet that prefers diversity and local independence. What they call "efficient", I call "sterile".

SanDisk daddy: Flash to 'checkmate' hard drives by 2020

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Old news

We had that bloke from Intel last year (if not the year before) saying that by 2012 (or whenever) the majority of motherboards would have some flash soldered onto them as an extension of the memory hierarchy (registers->L1->L2->DRAM->flash->hard-disc). This would allow the DRAM that remains to be smaller and consequently faster. It seems a perfectly reasonable argument, fully in line with past historical trends.

Unions: MoD 'mad to fire staff while increasing consultant spending'

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Re: Consultants

Based in the decisions they've been making recently, are you sure this hasn't already happened? Say, sometime in the 1960s, perhaps?

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That full disclosure is marvellous

' nuff said.

Dick estate gets stiffed

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Re: @secret goldfish -- Re: Re: Re: Do writers dream of electric royalties?

"Spot on, but being organisations they BUY effective lobbying which we citizens can't. Methinks, we citizens need an organisation that does the same/maintain balance."

That might work, but a cheaper solution would be to level downwards rather than upwards. Stop the corporations from spending money that way rather than struggle to find a mechanism for poor people to keep up.

I'm sure that once upon a time "lobbying" was called "bribery" and consequently not something that either the corporation or the politician would have wanted to be associated with. Somewhere along the line it seems to have been given a PR job to make it acceptable. That's the real bug with an obvious fix. All else is just symptoms and band-aids. (That rather weak analogy is supposed to be an IT angle, by the way. Apologies if it isn't working for you.)

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Re: Re: Do writers dream of electric royalties?

I don't make money by writing stories. The money that *I* make is paid to me up front. Consequently, if any of it is left when I'm "dead and gone for a while" will be available to "people who happen to be related" to me. Unless you are contesting the general principal of people being allowed to leave their worldly wealth to whoever they like, I don't see why authors (who don't get paid up front) should be at a disadvantage in this respect.

The debatable (political) issue is the length of time for which "Philip Dick or his chosen successors" can earn cash off the back of his creativity.

Having said that, the debatable (legal) issue is when the story was published and if the evil major motion picture company can walk into court with a copy of the magazine in question (which is perfectly possible, but by no means certain) then there is really no case to answer.

Microsoft explains bland new Windows logo

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Re: still looks breathtakingly awful

Actually, it's getting worse. I think the original logo was just one colour, but people have now started shading the areas differently and this merely strengthens the perception. Check out the logo as used on http://www2.sainsburys.co.uk/activekids/.

I thought there was a law against the depiction of minors performing sex acts?

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Re: Re: Back to basics?

"It's just a logo - it's simple, effective, and everyone knows what it represents - which is precisely what good marketing is all about - brand awareness,"

Bzzt, sorry, but if you remove the text and just show the "flat flag" to a random person in the street, I absolutely guarantee that none of them will know what it represents, which is precisely why this is bad marketing -> brand anonymity.

It seems to me that the only thing "marketing consultants" are *really* good at is selling their own company. Maybe that's not so surprising, but you'd think that a company the size of Microsoft could protect itself against such sharks.

Anglo-French nuke pact blesses 4th-gen reactors

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Re: How to make it all green

Nurse, we have two sense-of-humour bypasses on the comments page. Get an ECT team over here at once!

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Re: Shouldn't the UN impose sanctions

Since the UN has approved every such instance except for Tony's Iraqi venture, I think you are appealing to the wrong body. Perhaps China will back you. They seem nice.

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Re: @The French

It's an admission of failure because we used to be the recognised world leaders in this field (fast reactors). Nevertheless, it was perhaps rather silly not to have been collaborating with the French even back then, since it was a shared national interest and (whatever else you might say about the French) we've been on the same side in nearly every armed conflict for over a century so we ought to be friends by now.

Furthermore, it would be even *more* embarrassing to enter the next decade with a permanent nationwide rota of power cuts, which is the alternative.

Texan TSA crew accused of nude scanner ogling scheme

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Re: doubtful

"It's already doubtful if they are not simple a huge money drain on the USA without delivering any decent security"

Doubtful? Doubtful?! What are you smoking, dude? The TSA's own annual reports make it perfectly clear that they contribute nothing to security. It is an established fact that it is simply a job creation scheme. (I have to say, mind, that putting your hard-to-employ people in a customer-facing position probably wouldn't be what a private corporation would do. Still, government is as government does.)

Cupertino to ban permissionless address book copying

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Naming and shaming

“Privacy law is a waste of space, since it doesn’t protect privacy; public outrage is our only protection”, Clarke said.

This would appear to apply to the Foxconn workforce, too. (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/13/apple_fla_inspection/) The inspections may come to nothing, but they certainly wouldn't be happening if Apple hadn't been brow-beaten over the last year or so.

Hey Commentards! This pre-populated 'reply to' is for you

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: tarded.

"Hey, reg, is there an easy way to get to the "view my posts" page without having to find an article with comments, view the comments, login, view my posts?"

You can use the "Forums" link at the top of each page. That cuts out part of the process.

Microsoft code not the security sieve sysadmins should be worried about

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Re: OS or App?

If the API call results in an elevation of privileges, it is the OS's fault, fair and square, but the implications of the article are that 90% of attacks are not of this nature.

If it merely uses the current user's privileges to perform a malicious action, it is the App's fault. You can do quite a lot of damage without elevated privileges. All phishing attacks, for example, fall into this category and "emptying my bank account" is quite a lot of damage. Depending on network security, you might also be able to transmit company secrets to an IP address in Shanghai. (See the Nortel story.)

Now Proview seeks ban on ALL iPads coming out of China

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Re: more severe

History has quite a number of regimes where a conviction resulted in some gruesome fate befalling family and friends (followed by your own demise, natch). I rather suspect that several still exist, though these days it tends not to be written explicitly in the statute books. It's just "understood".