* Posts by Ken Hagan

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Dad sues Apple for pushing cash-draining 'free' games at kids

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Re: parental controls

Actually, I think this is a red herring. If the parent doesn't know about the parental controls but does know that they've given their CC details to the device, the parent should not give the device to a child without constant supervision.

It's like your wallet, except that it doesn't run out so quickly. Why in the name of fsck would you give such a thing to a child and then look the other way? I just don't understand.

Oh, and in case anyone is curious, it turns out I do have children and about ten minutes ago I just explained to my 11-year-old why I won't sign him up for websites whose T&Cs require you to be over 12. This task really isn't as difficult as some of the child-free population seem to think. It results in about two minutes of disappointment, after which time the attention span runs out and he finds himself wasting his life away in some other non-improving fashion. I think that's what being 11 is for.

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Re: I dont see anyone mentionng

I don't mind "out of", or possibly "off from", but I'd rather you didn't say "off of". But maybe that's just me being a native speaker. I've heard linguists say that ESL has a distinct grammar, even to the extent that native speakers find themselves at a disadvantage in a largely ESL group.

And anyhoo, like most English speakers, I've no objection to people who speak English as a second language making what *I* regard as grammatical errors, coz frankly their "bad" English is a whole lot easier for me to understand than their own language.

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Re: When will parents learn

"In this comment thread, I see one person that actually has a child, and four that don't (and it would seem haven't ever met or been a child)."

You do? I see very few clues on that subject. Perhaps you'd care to guess whether I have kids. Just to help you along, I feel oddly perturbed by a feeling of sympathy for Apple.

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram 'without telling Facebook board'

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Happy

It's worth even less now that we know Zucks is both an idiot and totally contemptuous of his board.

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Re: Sure they could re-write it

"They bought the users, not the software"

He may have *thought* he was buying users, but those users haven't actually signed any legally binding contract with anyone so he really has nothing to show for his billion. It is unlikely that he'll be able to sell those users on to anyone else, so in straight accounting terms his "asset" is worth a damn sight less than he paid for it.

At best, you could argue that he is now free to develop his own version of the same product without a risk of being sued by Instagram. However, since Instagram were demonstrably not making anything remotely resembling a billion dollars out of the invention, even triple damages wouldn't have cost as much as he has paid.

Nordic region, Ireland adopt new 'connected telly' standard

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Re: Broadcast TV?

Way off topic, but I have to suggest you google for "megalithic yard".

Cameron 'to change his mind' on the one thing he got right in Defence

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Re: screening

You can use optical fibre for data cables.

Microsoft to bake Windows 8 in three flavours

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Re: About Time

"What do enterprise customers get that you can't find in Win8 Pro?"

Maybe downgrade rights to Windows 7? Remember, by this time next year you probably won't be able to buy a legit retail licence for Win7 for love nor money.

Minister blows away plans for more turbines

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Re: Laugh? I nearly cried.

"It's all in the negawatts: the cheapest power plants are ones you don't build."

Er, no. It's all in the cooked books. Deprive an economy of cheap energy and watch that GDP nose-dive. Of course, if you are willing to ignore the GDP loss, not doing anything at all, let alone getting out of bed and building a reactor, starts to look like a smart plan.

Life on Mars found – in 1976

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Re: chirality

"Interestingly" is an understatement.

Finding life on Mars that isn't terribly dissimilar to life on Earth (extremophiles) wouldn't really be a biggee. We nearly had that with the Mars meteorite a decade or so ago, but it didn't make much of a splash, largely because various people stepped up to explain how plausible it was that life might hitch a lift on a meteorite and travels to a nearby planet.

Finding life with the other chirality would be a massive biggee, since it would imply that life emerged twice. That would be the biggest blow since Darwin for a certain strain of "special status" God botherer.

(I hasten to add that most God botherers don't seem to have a problem with Darwin, or science in general. However, the ones that do are particularly annoying, even (perhaps especially) for the ones that don't. Therefore, all reasonable people should welcome anything that results in them getting a good kicking.)

FBI track alleged Anon from unsanitised busty babe pic

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Re: Embarrassing really...

Yes, embarrassing, but not surprising. The bar is actually quite low.

Whilst most government sites are probably no less secure than the average, there are a lot of them. (Governments are fairly large sprawling entities and every country has one.) It is inevitable that some will be wide open. If you go to a large multi-storey carpark on a Saturday morning and systematically try *every* car, I'm sure you will find that some of them are unlocked. (*) The only difference with web-sites is that the web-site search can be automated and probably isn't covered by the cyber equivalent of CCTV.

(* At least, you would have done in years gone by. I think at least some modern cars have a preference for automatically locking themselves if the key(s) drift too far away. Human nature remains as fallible as ever, but the common failure mode has been identified and engineered away. If only there was such a thing for SQL injections.)

Laptop computers are crap

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Re: going through back comments

Yes, they clearly are, but look on the bright side; they are now one hour closer to death with nothing to show for it. People like that *could* have been interacting with the rest of us.

Intel discloses sub-10-watt 'Centerton' Atom chip

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Re: Big jump

I'm still waiting for milliservers. The article even suggests a reasonable criterion for such a beast: TDP/core < 1W. But then, this would be an objective definition and we know how much the marketing types like *those*.

MPAA boss: 'SOPA isn’t dead yet'

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WTF?

Confused

The article says that law-enforcement can request logs for particular individuals, and then later on says that the ISP can anonymise the data if they wish. Really? How?

Fake cop Trojan 'detects offensive materials' on PCs, demands money

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Re: you'd have to be terminally thick to fall for them

Perhaps this piece of malware was written by a bank, trying to flush out customers who are "too stupid to be creditworthy". Perhaps when victims try to get the credit card payments reversed, they'll find that the bank will oblige on this occasion but wants the card back.

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Re: really embarrassed

Anyone willing to go public about how crappy Windows is when they don't even know about ACLs clearly has neither a sense of shame nor self-awareness.

They aren't going to be embarrassed.

Browsium rescues HMRC from IE6 – and multimillion-pound bill

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Re: XP to Win7 upgrades

Your experience probably doesn't apply to an organisation like HMRC.

It probably has a volume licence for XP, so it could roll out the shiny new hardware and put XP instances in VMs. Or it could set up a vast array of Terminal Server machines and use all the old hardware as RDP clients and never upgrade them at all.

The point is, if your problem is IE6 then the minimal answer is an IE6 replacement, not a migration to Win7. That's the difference between Browsium and the more expensive bid.

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Re: I'm not sure I understand

"I assume this included hardware costs."

35 million divided by 85000 is a tad over £400 per desktop, so it is probably mostly hardware costs.

Obviously I can only guess at your questions, but they would appear to have perfectly plausible answers:

1) Who supports XP after 2014? Quite possibly no-one, which isn't terribly different from the current situation. The security of the XP systems that I manage depends mostly on running with minimum privilege and keeping them away from dodgier parts of the interwebs. (I don't think I've even *seen* an internet-facing XP system in many years.) It seems to work.

2) When are they upgrading Windows and hardware? As and when they need to, which is going to prove a darn sight cheaper than "because it's Spring", which is how the vendors would like us to operate.

3) When are they planning on fixing their apps? Never. I'd be surprised if they had the source code. I'd be surprised if anyone who knew how it worked was still employed by them. I'd be surprised if the companies that got the contract to develop it are all still in existence. I'd be surprised if there was a budget for "things that don't deliver new features".

At some point, the applicable law will change and the apps won't be doing the right thing anymore. Then someone will commission a shiny new crock.

Lords give automatic smut censorship bill the once-over

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Re: It'll be on Pastebin in ten seconds flat

I think the OP was referring to the "list of known perverts" that the ISPs would have to maintain.

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Re: Liability?

Almost certainly, and that is why it is such a bad idea to make it a legal requirement. ISPs will have to adopt a "better blocked than sorry" approach.

Analogue switch-off hits London today

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Re: farewell snowy pictures

You mean "consume", not "watch". Remember you are the product here, and products consume content.

Nuke plant owners to pay out up to £1bn per balls-up

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Level playing field?

If we are to believe the consensus, fossil power stations are causing damage to the environment on a daily basis. Any chance of them being asked to put some cash aside for the "repair bill" Thought not.

I've no objections to an industry having to demonstrate that it can bear the costs of credible future claims against it. Quite the contrary. I just wish that the rest of the energy industry had to meet the same high standards of the nuclear biz.

Home Sec: Web snoop law will snare PAEDOS, TERRORISTS

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Re: time to ship the lot to the counterweight continent

Smashing idea, assuming you mean the politicians. Perhaps our counterweight cronies could arrange a welcoming party consisting of the ten deadliest species of, oh I don't know, pick any animal group you like really.

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Re: This is insane.

This is indeed very odd. The feeling seems to be that this process is driven by GCHQ, but you are quite correct that it will inevitably mean their work becomes much harder.

Perhaps the spooks are as stupid as their political masters. (To be fair, there was quite a lot of evidence in support of that view at the time of the Iraq war.) In which case, can we have our money back? It is clearly wasted if it is being spent on these idiots.

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Re: No central database - just lots of little ones

Of course, since the ISPs don't actually get a commercial benefit from recording anything or keeping it safe, the quality of the data and the security around it will utter shite and it will be available to anyone who goes looking, quite possibly with write access.

ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. - Humans begin artificial CO2 emissions

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Are fossil-furtling boffins scientists, or pre-historians? Who cares. This is El Reg and unless you are very new here you have got over Lewis' prose style by now.

The word you *ought* to take issue with in that quote is "irresponsibly".

Coders' 'lives sucked out' by black-and-white Visual Studio 11

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Re: OS To The Rescue

On the other hand, one could point out that there's nothing new in VS2011 *except* Metro support, so you could kill two birds with one stone by sticking with VS2010.

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Re: So it's the IDE for an early 80's Apple Mac environment?

People did not have to pay to download this PoS.

Well, not directly. Obviously they won't be getting back however much of their life they wasted trying it out.

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Re: shortcuts

Ah, now what you want for that is a UI that combines popup availability with descriptive text (rather than screen clutter and pictorial guesswork). For added ease of use, you could navigate it by holding down Alt+whatever, where whatever is a letter that is underlined in the descriptive text.

IPv6 networking: Bad news for small biz

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Re: the Manager

I don't think that will change.

Extreme weather blown away from unexpected direction

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Re: Seems

Your monitor must be squint.

Microsoft: Keep Moto vid codec patent fight in US, not Germany

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I'm confused

Are MS asking the US court to tell Motorola to ignore the German court?

If I was a judge and I found X had mis-behaved and so I awarded Y something, I'd be a little miffed if X then found a way (in another jurisdiction) to bully Y's management into not taking advantage of the remedy (in my jurisdiction). In fact, I'd reckon that was Really Rather Rude.

What system builders need to know about solid state drives

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Re: Not yet worth it

I suppose I can't speak for the OP, but I'd be willing to bet he'll just buy another SSD and restore his lost data from back-up.

He gave a price of $160 for the sort of speed-up that money just can't buy outside the SSD market, and the hidden cost is that he might have to use his backups once every few years. That sounds like a pretty good deal.

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Re: Buyer Beware

75MB/s isn't great, but surely no-one ever claimed that sequential write speed was the point of an SSD. The article makes a passing allusion to the three orders of magnitude difference in access time and then ignores it. WTF is all that about?

ARM-Android to outship Windows-Anything by 2016

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Stop

Puhleeze

The graph shows "actual data" for the first two data points and the other half-dozen are extrapolated. In real terms, that means "bullshit".

Lucy in 3.4 million-year-old cross-species cave tryst

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Re: "hominin"?

I wondered that, too, but apparently hominins are a subset of hominids.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/270333/Hominidae

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Re: Wait for the creationists...

If only all creationists were like Phoebe...

Everything you thought you knew about cybercrims is WRONG

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Re: A Damning Statement About the Windows Ecosystem

UAC was/is the wrong approach. The assumption behind UAC is that privilege elevation can be made easy so there is no need to question why end-users are asking to raise privilege every five minutes. Psychologically, this simply trains users to click-through.

Privilege escalation carries risks. Therefore, it should not be easy. Separate accounts is probably the only safe solution on Windows.

Life on planet Linux is slightly easier. The "sudo" command can be given a fine-grained list of users and applications that are permitted, so if you have some particular use-cases that cause most of the elevation requests you can allow them. This wouldn't work on Windows because lazy third-party applications would simply add themselves to the list and lazy end-users would never review the list. Sad, but true. On planet Windows, both end-users AND third-party developers are the enemy. Microsoft don't stand a chance.

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Re: A Damning Statement About the Windows Ecosystem

Microsoft already offer these things, but it is convenient for end-users to bypass them.

They could try some arm-twisting (say, a system that locked the "Administrators" group out of %ProgramFiles%), but users would simply go onto the web and download a "handy utility" that "fixed the problem" and installed a botnet.

No operating system can be made secure if the local administrator wants to blow it wide open.

The problem is not Microsoft. The problem is millions of people who prefer to run a botnet on their machine rather than occasionally log in under a separate Administrator account. (I mean "prefer", by the way. Most botnets are sufficiently benign for the infected PC that its owner is *not* penalised for being infected and therefore *any* inconvenience involved in keeping the botnet out counts as a "net cost" for the lazy end-user.)

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Re: Strawman

I suspect that the El Reg readership are not representative. The story headline really ought to have said "everything *most lay-people* ever assumed about...". With that borne in mind, it does sound like it would be useful if the general public (and politicians) were better informed about who is behind cyber-crime.

Perhaps we could start by not calling it "cyber-crime". Most cases depend on persuading the victim to do something unwise, rather than the perpetrator being really skillful at breaking into the system. Therefore it is "fraud" or "confidence trickery" rather than "cyber-" anything.

'Thermal cloak' designed, could solve major chip, spacecraft issues

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Radiation or conduction?

The article, and the Beeb's coverage of the same story is similar, starts by explaining that heat transfer is conductive rather than radiative, but then goes on to suggest applications in spacecraft design, where (even the article points out) heat transfer *is* purely radiative.

What gives?

Google asked to bin autocomplete results for Japanese man's name

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Is it the government they are showing two fingers to? Or is it the people whose legal system is being ignored?

There are certainly UK laws that I think are ridiculous, but I expect companies that operate in the UK to stick to them until they are changed by the proper procedure. (Digressing only slightly, I expect my government to stick to them as well, the more so because they have to power to change the ones they don't like, but again only by the proper procedure.) It's called "rule of law" and history has very little good to say about countries where it doesn't hold.

100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

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Re: Fermi Frightens Me.

For the last 4 billion years, we haven't existed either. Give us another few thousand and we won't be detectable by someone with our current level of technology, unless we want to be. (We'll be able to see them, of course...)

So just why is it called Fermi's <it>paradox</it>?

Who killed ITV Digital? Rupert Murdoch - but not the way you think

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Re: Don't forget...

Spot on about the multiplexers, the crowning irony being Andrew's point that they didn't have any content worth watching on the extra channels.

I expect most of the 1.3 million "subscribers" just used the box as a way to get the free digital channels. These are the same people who still haven't signed up with Sky because they've now got FreeView built into their telly and in their opinion there's still bog-all worth watching that isn't on the free channels.

Force Google to black out searches in new privacy law - MPs

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Possible?

I rather doubt it, unless you allow an infinitely large number of false negatives. However, even if this were possible, it would be pointless unless you could also block connections from the UK to web-sites hosted outside the UK. If I can just hop over to some salacious Euro-gossip site and pick up the details there then there's no point in censoring it here. Ask the Chinese. They know about such things.

The internet as a whole is currently pretty much immune from *anybody's* legal system. It would be nice if it were different, but simply wishing for it will not make it so. You need to speak to ICANN about how addressing and routing works, and come up with a technical feasible proposal (scalability being the main concern) for suitable firewalling at border routers and thereby putting each country's part of the network at the mercy of that country's legal system. This is how the Real World works and (aside from a few countries with sadistic bastards in charge) it seems to work OK.

Sitting down all day is killing you

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Re: I'm OK.

So in your case, sitting down all day would be the healthier option.

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Re: I'm pretty sure...

I'm not sure about whether a guideline can require you to do anything, but H&S law in the UK means that employers have to tolerate staff taking the occasional break away from their desk and if you work in the sort of place where that's even remotely controversial then you owe it to your fellow slaves to make a point of taking the break so that everyone is equally lazy as far as management is concerned.

Microsoft stamps on HTTP 2.0's pedal, races to mobileville

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Re: Authenticated spam

Divide and conquer.

If I send all my authenticated mail through a relay (to whom I and lots of others pay a small fee, so it's a viable business model) and countersign it, *recipients* only have to whitelist the relay. (Recipients can complain to the relay people in the reasonable expectation that the relay people will pursue the matter rather than see their whitelisting threatened by a rogue customer.)

For further simplication, relays can aggregate with other relays. Also, I (and they) may have deals with other relays at the same level of the hierarchy, to avoid a single point of failure.

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Re: Jean Paoli

If we are talking about XML's inventors, I think it is only fair to consider the context of the work.

Compared to HTML, XML is a thing of beauty. Its regular structure makes it easier to parse. Its extensible structure means that this easiness ought to persist over a few generations. The fact that it has been abused more than Jimi Hendrix' guitar is no reflection on its original design.

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Re: How about containers?

Less than you might think. Try surfing with cookies set to "bog off". You'll find that the non-personalised versions of most sites are fairly usable.