* Posts by 404

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Six months under water and iPhone 4 STILL WORKS

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Pint

+1

Yep, fell/flung/thrown off a dock with my Motorola W755 Razr flip-phone into lake some years ago - found it with my toes on the lake bed, had an incoming call and it was vibrating lol. In any case, fished it out (5 minute max immersion), pulled the battery, dried it out, and used it to the end of the contract. It's been retired but I can still fire it up even today.

Another underwater electronics story concerns an 83 Toyota pickup I had the misfortune of getting caught in a flood with (the authorities had to come get me out after the bed filled, knew I was in trouble then lol). Anyway... it was underwater for 2.5 hours and I just used a hose to wash it out after I got it home. Left to dry out for a month then got started cleaning it out - bonus to Toyota, they seal their components pretty good, only filtered water got into the engine/transmission - changed all fluids and started it up. Of course the starter only lasted a few more times due to crud inside, net loss was battery, radio (powered at time of flood), HVAC blower motor, and speakers. Drove it a few more years after that, occasionally would hit a hard bump and mud would fall out from under dash - made me smile.

Bottom line: electronics are pretty tough.

;)

Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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PS All hail the FSM, pasta be upon him...

But is He gluten-free? Has to be gluten-free.... don't want to upset my stomach....

;)

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As Always...

...It's all in the interpretation. Whether it's lawyers, priests, mullahs, commentards, whatever, it means what they say it means

- not for or against, my beliefs are my own.

Rover spots 'possibly artificial' MYSTERY SHINY OBJECT on Mars

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Pint

Nope. Do some work in what amounts to a tropical rain forest, things get wet, even my badass Elitebook.

;)

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You dodged a lawsuit there over a keyboard.... luckily, I can rinse this one out...

;)

US trounces UK in climate scepticism jibber-jabber

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Devil

Cue ominous music, fog, rain, lightning...

I'm a conservative Republican who, from time to time, will vote Democrat if the other person is an insane freakshow (Palin, Akins, etc). I work my ass off on my own company as a consultant/designer//cablemonkey/etc just so I can one day pass it off to one of my sons, with enough money saved to retire without worrying about paying taxes and whatnot.

My goal is a hobbit house built into the side of a hill, surrounded by 50 acres or so for farming, cows, pigs, etc. Power and heat provided by geothermal pumps & generators to keep me off the grid and a HUGE pipe to the internet. Possibly a huge moat populated by piranha surrounding the place - call before coming out, please.

What type doe that make me? Or am I just living a pipe dream, i.e. crazy?

:)

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, folks.

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Re: Personally...

And I lived/worked during that time period - you know, before the internet? Just because the internet says different, does not mean it didn't actually happen.

Besides, what am I to do with 30 years worth of firewood I've cut for the impending ice age?

;)

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Pint

Personally...

... I'm still waiting for the ice age that was promised by these same scientists back in the 70's.

Just saying...

LASER STRIKES against US planes on the rise

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Re: A cost saving opportunity

Military aircraft already have laser protection built into the glass (generally gold) - for enemy laser rangefinders.

On a side note, I have retina burns just from being on the wrong end of M1Arams laser rangefinders in the early 80's. Went from 20-20 to 20-40 vision. Had an incredibly stupid CO that liked to see what the enemy would observe with a battalion of tanks coming at them... sucks but there ya go.

Archaeologists resume Antikythera Mechanism hunt

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Boffin

easy.

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?

The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.

Large Man with Dead Body: Why?

The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

;)

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Holmes

hmph...

Still happens in this time and age - only whatever it is, is simply destroyed http://www.rawa.org/statues.htm

"Forward to the 7th Century..."

Samsung Galaxy Note 2 review

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Facepalm

Re: "Linky to the holder, please?" DiMeCard

Learn something cool every day... combine that DiMeCard with a buttload of GB's and a USB stick reader.... negates the need for individual USB thumb drives...

Damn. the possibilities...

;)

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Re: "The title is too long" error..

+1

meetoo

;)

Hackers leak 120,000 student records in raid on world's top unis

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Black Helicopters

+1 for the rant...

.)

Blackhawk icon for the possibility this was cover for grabbing other stuff of interest...

Facebook's latest brain wave: Flogging REAL fluffy tat

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Mkay.

So what happens if your intrepid suspicious friend refuses to give up a shipping address? Zuck keeps the proceeds or a refund if unclaimed?

Disclaimer: Non-FB user, but the better half does...

Fuming fanbois flood 'flimsy iPhone 5 Wi-Fi' forum

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Re: Silly iSheep...

heh... saves resources thus maximizing battery life, just have to tweak it a little...

;)

Climate sceptic? You're probably a 'Birther', don't vaccinate your kids

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Trollface

No

Because even God can't win in California courts vs. Apple's lawyers.

;)

DARPA demos cyborg binoculars to spot the enemy

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Trollface

it does pay well...

...run on Android and all the internet you can eat - you *are* the cloud....

;)

iPhone 5 tops benchmark chart

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Ya'll had to mention it and I HAD to find out... bastards...

;)

Geekbench 2 scores:

Motorola Droid Razr ICS w/Ti OMAP 4430 @ 1.2GHz: 1074 w/everything running.

Acer Iconia A500 Tab ICS w/ Tegra 2 T20 @ 1GHz: 885 from boot.

iPhone 5: skinny li'l fella with better display, camera, software

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ooooooooooooooooooooo!

Steampunk smartphone with visible liquid cooling for those 8 core processors!

That would be pretty bitchen...

;)

GoDaddy stopped by massive DDoS attack

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re: GD Girl identification

by the penis....

;)

Listen up, Nokia: Get Lumia show-offs in pubs or it's game over

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Colors

Just throwing it out there so don't take offense.

If you're young and missed the 80's, watch "Hot Tub Time Machine". Check the loud colors of apparel etc. All fads and styles come and go, as I have surprisingly gotten much older than I ever believed I would, it's interesting to watch this happen, and each generation thinks it's new. There may be a few variations but the overall different styles and color schemes seem to rotate over the decades. Skirts go up and down, solid colors vs. stripes and (OMFG) plaids. Bright colors vs. dark.

What I'm getting at is somebody thinks it's time for bright colors to come back. Might be economic in essence, hard times seem to equal darker colors, good/prosperity bring out bright color. Maybe we're coming out of our economic funk? Dunno. Reckon we'll see.

Why is the iPhone so successful? 'Cause people love 'em

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I miss my Blackberry StormII...

ya'll carry on... *sniff*

Just saying...

;(

sent via my Verizon Motorola Droid Razr

Hackers claim to have Mitt Romney's tax records

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Re: Obama's school transcripts

No.

That man spent millions of dollars hiding his records - why spend $$$ to hide the 'fact' he's the Second Coming of Jesus Christ? You tell me. Hell, tell everyone.

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Blah blah blah

We know Romney picked on some kid in high school too, yet Obama's school transcripts, any work done as a student, professor, lawyer are verboten.

All of them should have to submit anything and everything on the table for inspection the day they decide to run for political office. You want to 'serve the people', we should know who you are.

Motorola outs Jelly Bean friendly phones

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Terminator

Re: Baffling

More likely Verizon holding Jelly Bean up - features that are normally freely available within the OS must be Verizoned*. Took them forever (year +/-) to go from Gingerbread to Ice Cream Sandwich on the first gen Droid Razr.

*altered to generate cash flow for Verizon. Go look, they charge for every little thing and you're stuck because they do happen to have the best network coverage in the US.

Apple confirms 'surprise' September 12 event

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Childcatcher

Re: @404

>"Life is short, so... what more could you possibly want?"

Would rather leave a legacy of good deeds and accomplishments than a trail of broken/dead-by-design iThings.

Saw a double rainbow, coming home from a 14 hour day. Made me smile.

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Apple: An opiate of the people, which when consumed, carries a worm that subtly conceals a very shiny hook, called "iTunes" ... the addict is forever enthralled by newer and better shinys, always gladly sending tribute to the Western Hemisphere, that Holy Land called Cupertino...

;)

PCs get touchy ahead of Windows 8 launch

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Facepalm

Trials and Tribulations

Yes, I've had a few 'well that was stupid' moments switching between my tablet, laptop, and desktop - touching the screens, nothing happening, and wondering wtf was wrong with the machines before facepalm. Still, even if it were the case that everything had touchscreens, it would be a PIA. Enough precision to navigate, not enough to be fiddly with graphics and other sillyassed stuff I deal with quite a bit. (or how about those damn sites where links are so close together, you can't finger the link you want? First World Issue definitely)

I have inadvertently found a solution for me though - found an HP 8440p Elitebook on craigslist for $300 the other day, has a multi-touch trackpad for pinch-to-zoom etc . EUREKA! Why don't all manufacturers do this? Seems to me to be an elegant solution for an industry that seems lost between Apple and a hard place.

Apple Mountain Lion file points to Mac Pro update

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Trollface

Mr. Garrison sez

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die..."

;)

Software disaster zone Knight Capital bags $400m lifeline

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Re: And since it’s just a testing program, it didn’t keep track of any of its activity...

"Designed on the back of a fag* - yeah, that would be considered a hate crime here...

We ain't all chavs...

;)

Amazon: e-book purchases push past paper

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Re: Who cannot read?

Damn near every ebook Amazon sells has been free one day or another -> so "The figure doesn't include freebies, either." is technically correct. They have the classics, out of copyright books that are always free, but there are 20-30 normally paid ebooks free on a day to day basis, changing day to day, so the numbers would be inflated.

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IDK

As a man who has a wife, who started downloading free books on to her Blackberry from Amazon, who also has progressed through the Kindle 3 to the current Fire - I wonder about Amazon's numbers. Every time she d/l's a book, we get an email receipt from Amazon whether it's $0.00 or whatever. Looks like a purchase, smell's like a purchase - not a purchase. Over 3500 ebooks, maybe ten actual purchases, due to Amazon's free one day, charge the next day pricing structure.

Scrunched Street View spymobile spied in India

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Good Info

New Google Streetview feature: " And this is what it would look like if you crash at this location... ambulance response time...."

;)

How one bad algorithm cost traders $440m

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Debt of Honor is was...

.... easter egg that wiped all stock transactions in the NYSE control software- which led to war with Japan- which led to a 747 being flown into the Capital building while El Presidente was addressing both branches of Congress.

Actually, that was the first thing I thought of @9/11 - somebody read the book.

Will Samsung's patent court doc leak backfire spectacularly?

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FAIL

Re: Part of a larger problem.

I beg to differ.

Supposed to be a 'jury of your peers' -> not somebody who couldn't find their asshole with both hands. I present my own dad for evidence, believes the Government (yes, Capital G), never should have let the public have computers.

How would you like him on your jury?

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Thumb Up

Good Point!

Be a helluva thing if dna evidence, proving the poor bastard didn't do whatever they say he/she did, was inadmissible in court and therefore had to stay in prison.

Upvoted.

Siri sued again as Taiwan uni cries foul over patents

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Horsepucky

"I don't think you'd ever catch a lawyer acting so dishonestly."

Since 93% of politicians are lawyers, care to reconsider your position?

US flags from the 1970s SEEN ON MOON

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Black Helicopters

Drones....

yeah... send drones! Find out what those conservative terrorists are doing, and blow them off our moon! Oh, and we'll get those picture you want...

Yeah....

;)

More reports that Apple plans iPhone 5 September surprise

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Pirate

Re: "sources who have proven accurate in the past"

I understand the Samsung Juke 'feature' phone is popular with the inmate populations - small and easy to hide - just saying...

Disclaimer: I don't know why I know this, was mentioned/read somewhere.

Apple disappoints at first Black Hat briefing

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Trollface

Fortunately...

You don't have to commandeer an Apple iSubmarine to get a copy of the hardware/software...

;)

Apple CEO: Frothing fanboi iPhone 5 hype screwed our sales

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BAH!

Can't afford a fancy American car, much less a German one....

Mac malware Crisis as Apple lets slip its Mountain Lion

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Re: You've never needed a password to install malware on a Mac

Thinking about it, you spend more time and space 'consuming' your average movie download - less than the accumulative patches since XP first reared it's head on PC's - so where is the problem? At least Microsoft tries to correct issues and has never claimed (AFAIK) you're holding your PC wrong.

Your 'gigbytes of patches and updates' statement is null.

Android 4.1 Jelly Bean review

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Re: Better put the kettle on

Question: Did you back up and do a factory reset on the HTC after the upgrade?

I know that my Droid razr was acting squirrelly until I did so - battery usage is now better than Gingerbread and some other little issues (email quit etc) did straighten out.

Not sure that this might help, but throwing it out there in any case.

Samsung flogs 10 million Galaxy S IIIs in 7 weeks

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Trollface

Lots and Lots of Chinese folks

....with small hands....

;)

Windows 8 'bad' for desktop users - Gartner's one-word review

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Service Pack 1 (win8SP1)

"will give users a choice via the Metro interface or the classic Windows 7 desktop"

Bet ya.

;)

Intel, AMD financials: Bad news for Obama campaign

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Re: Best current summary of economy and politics in America

Obama: “If you’ve got a business. You didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.”

Just saying....

;)

iPhone 5 poised to trounce Android, devastate BlackBerry?

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Trollface

THAT'S RACIST!

Re: Dave Fox: "Who were you talking to, Smurfs? ;)"

So you saying Koreans are small?

;)

Disable Gadgets NOW says Redmond

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Devil

Once upon a time...

The Magic 8 Ball widget was useful for techsupport/lunch questions - the analog Magic 8 Ball took up valuable desk space.....

Web stat WTF: iOS beats Android 3 to 1, iOS and Android tied

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A Moment of Silence

For RIM/Blackberry... it was a good ride.

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