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‘Anonymous’ hacks Oz Uni’s email to protest bulk iPad buy

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Pretty good deal for Apple

University purchases IPads for students from Apple. -> students pay increased tuition for the equipment.

Students buy into iTunes environment -> not going to give up investment in music etc after graduation eh?

$profit$

Really nothing different than what Apple was doing in the 90's with schools, just with iPads now. Don't really agree with the mandatory part of it with the Uni, but that's how it goes sometimes.

That being said, we did it a little differently, my son started college last fall and we set him up with a car (to get there), a bike & bike car rack (for getting around once at school), an HP Win7 gaming-capable laptop (for real work too lol), and a Kindle 3 (some school books that are available, mostly for all the required reading - the kindle is light, battery lasts forever, and is better suited for extensive reading).

;)

TSA to pull backscatter perv scanners from US airports

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Back when...

... TSA was created, I considered getting in on the ground floor because I knew it would expand like a pyramid scheme, with those in the agency at the beginning benefiting the most from the expansion of it's responsibilities. That was from a purely mercenary outlook

However, rather than selling my soul to become some creepy version of a mall cop with weapons and the power of the Feds behind you, I started my own business instead.

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Obama calls for study into games ‘n’ guns link

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Facepalm

e;\; Reg....

Please excuse... my Home Row seems to be off about ten pixels this morning....

Odd...

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Impossibru...

It was determined last election that playing WoW is a-ok.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/10/maine-candidates-world-of-warcraft-persona-stirs-debate/

I/we still play Everquest (yeah e;\l Reg, I note there was NOT an article talking about EQ's new expansion 'Rain of Fear", like there was for WoW's new Kung Fu Panda's, but I digress).

;)

Jeanmirac lvl 85 Shadow Knight

Getter lvl 70 Druid

White House raises the signature threshold for petitions to 100,000

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Serves a purpose...

Search terms: Hyde Park, soapbox, and British monarchy. Provides a mostly harmless avenue for nutters to say their piece and be promptly forgotten. Somewhere to point to and say, "See? They Care!".

Plebs...

;)

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But... what about...

The Shoot the NRA chairman game that was recently released... crickets. If it have been of Obama, drones would have been warming up for the developers.

Besides, it's already been proven that 25% of Americans think a Moron is an endangered migratory bird. So maybe no as nut as just stupid. Difficult call.

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NASA snaps pics of China's 'Airpocalypse' pollution disaster

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Concur

While the original intent was respectable, like all government agencies, they exceed their mandate and grow exponentially over the years.

Anger grows over the death of Aaron Swartz

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Facepalm

Re: Makes me wonder...

Dude...........

Biz users, hard-up punters: Nobody loves Windows 8

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Re: A little misleading

Not sure what to tell you, my local Staples still has some Win7 laptops in their clearance section.

I was the one wondering where all the preloaded Win8 machines were in December.

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A little misleading

There weren't many Windows 8 machines out - mostly Windows 7 with a free or discounted upgrade to Win8Pro. Hell I bought a clearance Gateway laptop with free upgrade for $239 out the door Dec 2nd from Staples. Had a $100 off coupon for clearance machines.

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China censors chat users outside China

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Black Helicopters

dum dum dum, dum de dum, dum de dum

Isn't this treading on the NSA's territory*

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*OH COME ON! You know they do it too!

The 10 best … Windows Server 2012 features

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Pint

Re: Power Shell?

Wow!

SPANKED!

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Childcatcher

Sure is sexy, but compatability man!, The COMPATABILITY!

Tomorrow night I'm completing a server replacement with a new Dell PowerEdge T620 w/dual Intel Xeon E5-2630 6C processors, 16GB ram, 2x 1TB SATA HD's in RAID1 config - replaces another Dell PowerEdge from 2004 w/Windows 2003 SBS 8GB ram and three 79GB SCSI HD's in RAID4 that I installed back then. Going to retire said server, actually make it a DC just i->BREAK: seen the movie "Christmas Story"? The dad's Major Award and what happened to it? Just heard a tremendous crash, run to bedroom, see wife holding her arm standing over my wallshelf/cabinet thing smashed on the floor... she's ok, but she always hated it<-

Meanwhile, I told you all that to say this: I installed Windows Server 2008 R2 w/SQL 2008R2 in this machine, which flies by the way, because the client runs a multimillion dollar business and doesn't need to be beta testing for Microsoft. Ain't nobody got time for dat, you know?

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Report: RIM plans six BlackBerry 10 handsets for 2013

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Re: Go Blackberry!

Razr^^^ even

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Happy

Go Blackberry!

Does my heart good.

;)

Sent via My Verizon Motorola Droid Razor

Apple may debut low-cost iPhone for emerging markets in 2013

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Ouch!

Just rhetorically asked my wife, "I wonder how my post did today, I was thoughtful". ->internet bitchslap<- <rubs welt on face>

Standing by it though.

This isn't something I just pulled out of pure ozone, I personally have my Verizon bills for reference on the $10/line and I truly interact with the acquaintance mentioned. I call it Obamaphone because of the meme of that very term. I happen to require mindless entertainment after some harder than usual network/server/workstation issues with memebase.com, cheezburger etc. Apple making a low-cost iPhone would make an excellent market penetration if they so desired and that particular market is worth billions, ask the richest man in the world - he owns one of the corporations that has the Federal contract.

The only people who are blind are the ones who do not follow the money, who profits? Ideology is fine, but who is cashing in on it is very important.

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Optional Theory

I don't know how many outside the US know about the Obamaphone program here in the States - apparently cell phones are now a human right and the 'poor' can get free cell phones with 250minutes, 250 texts per month. All paid by a $10 surcharge per line on every person who actually pays for their phones.

Now this program has pretty much no financial or any verification and I know this because I have an acquaintance with five of the damn things - the latest a Samsung smart phone. Smart. Phone. I ask how can this be? He tells me they will be getting a limited data plan soon. (Also tells me how he's entitled to sit and let the feds take care of him, but that's a whole other can of worms - getting ugly IMO).

Still with me?

Ok, so if Apple can come up with this low cost iPhone for the masses, they will have a US Government customer with millions of potential sales that they can tap right here.

'Not even Santa could save Microsoft's Windows 8'

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You're not the first, however

I'm not getting this 'issue' with TIFKAM, I use Windows 8 Pro everyday on my work laptop (HP Elitebook 8440p) and I hardly ever see tiles, I live on the desktop almost exclusively.. I check it now and again to see if there's any 'apps' from the MS store that need updating.

Which brings up a question: Why all the emphasis on developing 'apps' that imitate the functionality of what used to be simply accessed via browser? Yes, perhaps small devices, small screens, but why oh why do you need them on laptops/workstations?

IDK man...

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Hey Lenovo, want to kill Apple? Look to Samsung hitman for tips

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Coffee/keyboard

"dayglo toilet seat"

mrrrphhh ahummm... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Adobe offers free trip to PowerPC era

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Pint

In Consideration

Of the fact I still cruise around using Photoshop 7, it behooves me to upgrade to CS2... lol

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'SHUT THE F**K UP!' The moment Linus Torvalds ruined a dev's year

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were***

It's early, sue me.

;)

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Linus is also from a different time in IT

Those of us who remember newsgroups and DejaNews before Google consumed it also remember the epic flame wars/arguments over technical details of *any* type know of what I speak. IMO this is not a management issue as much as someone giving honest opinion to someone who should be considered a peer in the field.

Those where some fun days.

:D

Facebook fixes 'Peeping Tom' webcam bug - AFTER 5 MONTHS

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Mushroom

This article...

.. is of the type where expeditious and dramatic use of english language slang would be appropriate. However, due to the sensitivities of the average humble El Reg commentard, this cannot be. So in the spirit of the El Reg community, I shall leave you with this wish for Zuckerberg&Pals

May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your nose,

may an elephant caress you with his toes....

<you may continue>

;)

NYC mayor pins crime rate spike on iPhone, iPad theft

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Re: Apple ban!

Verizon can and will brick a cell phone - had to do so recently with a Samsung 4G Stratosphere that 'walked with Jesus' (Verizon's term, not mine lol). SIM had been changed out and they disabled it anyway.

Don't know what Bloomberg goes on about - pretty sure his "No Soft Drinks Over 16 oz" campaign fizzled too.

;)

Steve Jobs' Apple yacht freed after family settles the bill

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That is one fugly yacht

Seriously, you do not have to think differently given the history of the art of shipbuilding.

Personally I would want a shipbuilder, not a designer, for my ocean-going phallic symbol.

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It must be the end of the world... El Reg man thanks commentards

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Re: Khaptain

I would love and hate a cookie-cutter front to back business network installation. Love, because of the ease of installation and maintenance. This ease brings hate because anyone, everyone, and their mother would be doing them with anyone, everyone, and their mother half-ass maintaining them. Yeah, that person who installed Office on everybody's workstations is their ace in the hole. Half-trained, god help me, arrogant little bastards who are very convinced of their our superiority. Until it blows up and they have to call me.

In the real world(tm), most businesses can't afford the ticket price of a whitepaper solution and have disparate equipment installed at various times, a patchwork that somehow works for them. I myself have clients with machines ranging from DOS, Windows 3-by-god-1, 8 year old XP workstations, SCO Linux, MacOS, Vista, Win7, etc because one machine, one program the company depends on, only runs on that OS. Or company is too cheap, too poor, too big of an ego, to upgrade to something more mainstream. It's just not realistic.

If the author has done the work and is justifiably proud of his solution, be it elegant* or a work of duct tape art, why wouldn't he let you know he did it? It's a blog, right?

;)

* Long time ago my first major accomplishment was migrating an NT4.0 domain to Windows 2k Active Directory with Solaris dns servers for a small ISP. 1100 websites, 10k users -> took me five months but I did it all by myself and didn't lose a single client/user. Very proud, I am even still.

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Re: Khaptain

Just curious:

Shouldn't a tech writer write about what they know, rather than what they think they know?

;)

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Trollface

ACIV got you

Anyone who has ever been to a COMDEX type convention knows freetech/samples are par for the course - I still receive promotional items and equipment from different companies I visited at those functions. I don't write reviews, but I will be the first to get loud if I or my clients get screwed around by vendors, and I influence purchasing decisions for many SMBs.

I am a very small fish in a very large ocean, yet I don't see an issue with promotional gear. Even I get 'free stuff', it's a part of doing business, and if it's good, I'll sing the praises myself to help sell the tech. If ACIV works in IT, they should already know this, thus:

Trevor got trolled... lol

Rampaging gnu crashes Microsoft Store, hands out literature

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FAIL

@AC 13:45

You inject uneducated political opinion into an unrelated IT subject - you sir, are an asshole and a troll.

Good Day.

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Mushroom

You sir, are an asshole.

>:(

What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

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Pint

LOL

My son is seeing this first-hand as he works on his business major w/compsci minor since he works with me and my clients in his 'off' time.

He gets bewildered at times with comments such as "my professor says it shouldn't be like this" and I say 'welcome to the real world, son".

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Facebook to debut auto-play video ads in 2013

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No.

Between bandwidth usage and irritation value, no.

Good Day.

Won't follow Apple Store rules? How 'bout an iTASER TREAT!

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Re: @James O'Shea "Yes, there really was a shoot-out in a Wallyworld parking lot..."

Lies - it's near impossible to reload a weapon's magazine/chambers while driving unless you drive with your knees, so you really couldn't 'honk'. "Honk if your navigator is reloading for you" would probably be more correct.

I shouldn't know this - I blame society.

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Top-secret US spaceplane sets off on another classified mission

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Meh

Re: space budget

No.

NASA does Muslim Outreach now per President Obama now. Space is to be left to private enterprises.

:|

Is this the sleek new BlackBerry mobe that will save RIM jobs?

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I want

Take my money!

;)

Samsung's smart TVs 'wide open' to exploits

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Moral of the Story

If it can accept an IP address and connect to the internet - somebody can hack it.

Ok

Moving on...

;)

Mother of All Whistlers: Virgin Media superhub. Listen to recordings

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Trollface

HA!

Downloaded the audio clip - better than a dog whistle - wife was trying to figure where the sound was coming from.

This is almost as good as the blue screen screensaver for annoyances* lol

*yes, I am the kind of guy who will install a Justin Beiber themepack on your machine when you're not looking if you keep bugging me. You want this fixed or not?

RIM is really in trouble when even Windows Phone 8 looks great

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Pint

Go Blackberry!

I *still* miss my Storm2..

;)

Sent via my Verizon Motorola Droid Razr

US drops ‘net regulation bombshell, threatens WCIT exit

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Re: Dazed and cornfused

Welcome to Earth!

As soon as you get settled in, we'll go over the history of humanity, Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and there will be a quiz after class.

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'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

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Trollface

Crowbars

Fling crowbars with small guidance packages down the gravity well at them.

Moving on".

Wouldn't it be easier, since we're talking the unlimited power (cheap to zero price electricity and such) of the Empire, to grab a few asteroids, hollow one out, with the others to build it out (laser turrets, and such)?

;)

*figure if everybody's going crazy, better act crazy to fit in. Works with Zombie Apocalypse too (yeah Bill Murray got himself killed, but what are the odds?)

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

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Re: *COUGH*

@ac 15:36gmt No, that is the supposed advantage of the neutron bomb, very short half-life so occupying troops well.. could occupy the battlefield. At least this is what I understand about the treaty where the US-NATO/USSR-Warsaw Pact gave them up, it was a good first-strike weapon - except the French didn't destroy theirs.

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Re: *COUGH*

Don't the French still have those neutron bombs? The kind that have minimal blast (saves the environment), leaves the infrastructure, and eliminates the folks currently occupying the space (also good for the environment, so I hear)?

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US Army demos first robot Black Hawk helicopter

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The Problem here is...

... that if/when WWIII comes about, the satellites will be the first targets - rendering quite a bit of GPS/Sat hardware useless.

Now what?

Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

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Pirate

Re: Jobs is pointing up/down/sideways/nowhere

.....the turtleneck came to be after a close one..... ahhhhhhhhhh!

SOMEBODY HELP ME! lmao!

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Coat

Re: Jobs is pointing up/down/sideways/nowhere

I'm killing myself here...

You imagine the epic sword fights at Apple Headquarters? Lightning from different floors, viewing portals (windows) blowing out, and The Steve emerging triumphant? LMFAO!

And I'm not even an Apple fan..

;)

.....The coat with every Microsoft Service Pack ever released on thumbdrive (and that LOST.DIR folder Android insists on) in pocket

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Jobs is pointing up/down/sideways/nowhere

"See? I told you so!" - Jobs was Apple, Apple was Jobs.

There can only be One and The Steve ate any competition within the company long ago, leaving corporate drones and lawyers.

IMO

Microsoft's anti-Android Twitter campaign draws ire, irony

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<raises hand>

Side Question: Who still uses wifi 'A" ?

Slight observation/opinion: Motorola's phones are much better than their tablet efforts. Yes, I have a Droid Razr with ICS and No, I'm not telling that to anyone to brag on it, it works great for what's it is (overpowers my Acer A500 ICS tab in fact). I'd rather have my Blackberry Storm2*, updated of course, but I had to make a decision on viability during a 2 year contract. That AT&T BB Torch looked good, but somehow Verizon got the retarded version and AT&T's network sucks donkey balls in this region ->Bing, Bang, Boom, Android.

;)

*I loved that phone, I take it out of it's original box now and again to fondle it. ->kiss my butt, it was a great phone.

Hero Playmonaut lost at sea as SPEARS ditches in Channel

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Facepalm

Re: RIP Brave Playmonaut....

Yep, I wondered about that myself - Britain had the best navy in the world for a long time, they understand water and how things happen to sink in that medium... and they didn't give the poor bastard a lifejacket?

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Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Ya'll fight as much as you want.....

I want my damn Blackberry back! Sure wish RIM would get their act together again... sigh.

Sent via my Verizon Motorola Droid Razr

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Archaeologists uncover 'Unicorn's lair'

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Re: How do I picture a "Unicorn Lair"?

Don't laugh - MiniMe runs NK since Dr. Evil passed away - he looks the type to be humping frikkin' unicorns with "lasers" attached to their heads...

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