* Posts by 404

1381 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jul 2011

One teeensy little 13-minute power cut, and WD you look at the size of that chip supply cut!

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Re: Backup Power

Thought about that too - where tf was their backup power - then considered what they're using in machinery. Nope. Backup power plants would cost more than what they lost, can you imagine? lol...

The best and worst of GitHub: Repos wiped without notice, quickly restored – but why?

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Github=/=Microsoft

Who gave us Win10 and the disappearing network drives, disappearing documents, disappearing data, etc.

Who woulda thunk?

There's a reason why my cat doesn't need two-factor authentication

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Re: Simple

You don't need the whole cat - BadGuys@NuclearFacility.bang

Google may have taken this whole 'serverless' thing too far: Outage caused by bandwidth-killing config blunder

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focused engineering sprint

Right there I headdeskked... I fucking hate corporate cheerleaders...

Sunday seems really quiet. Hmm, thinks Google, let's have a four-hour Gmail, YouTube, G Suite, Cloud outage

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Re: Didn't notice...

Facts are so much better than fiction - people and the things they do to screw each other over, with the different technologies available for fucking over your favorite human, it's crazier than fiction.

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Re: Didn't notice...

Light bedtime reading - more drama/perfidy/sex here than most books lol

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Didn't notice...

... as I avoid anything remotely technical unless getting paid...

It was a nice day today, don't you think?

DigitalOcean drowned my startup! 'We lost everything, our servers, and one year of database backups' says biz boss

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Re: DigitalOcean hosts hackers

Damn straight, that's a lot of meatballs...

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

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Re: Friend of mine had a Chevette with that 'feature'

Number 7 cylinder would start pumping oil after 50k miles... yeah I know that engine...

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UNIFIED GROUND ELECTRICAL SYSTEM!

OMFG I HATED THAT!

Fried of mine was given a Lancia Lancer as payment for something or other and the brake lights didn't work. We worked on that bastard for three days and never did figure out why.. No chassis ground wtf were they thinking? Double the amount of wire used with a separate ground wire for everything.. jesus I'm getting upset and that was 30 damn years ago...

Friend... well I'd say 'Paid It Forward', but no, he fucked somebody else with it... 'Fucked It Forward'? idk

Gee, SEC, how did that get out?! 'Leaked' Tesla email claims big boost in Model 3 production

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No one wants 'black'? Both of my vehicles are black, I prefer it.

As far as pricing, I initially thought so too until I priced an F150 truck - $50k average starting price - and if you wanted a car, too bad - Ford is dropping all sedans other than the Mustang and the Fusion, will just be producing SUV's and trucks in the future - like Fiat did with Dodge.

/agree that the Tesla's are ugly - dream is to gather a few totalled Teslas and xfer the tech into a Mustang - that would trip the plebs out lol.

Minecraft's my Nirvana. I found it hard, it's hard to find. Oh well, whatever... Never Mined

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Re: I can only assume...

> How many staff will microsoft be putting on moderation duties?

They will be pulled from the Windows 10 QC team...

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A current US congresswoman tweeted about the 'Monster Living in Her Sink' recently.

It was a garbage disposal... smh

Bug-hunter reveals another 'make me admin' Windows 10 zero-day – and vows: 'There's more where that came from'

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good morning, Bob...

Do Not Track is back in the US Senate. And this time it means business. As in, fining businesses that stalk you online

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Between Facebook & Google...

.. there is no way it makes it into law with any teeth whatsoever... as per usual.

Want a good Android smartphone without the $1,000+ price tag? Then buy Google's Pixel 3a

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Re: Cloud Storage

hehe, reminded me of my old Sony camera that uses 3.5" floppy disks & AA batteries... the joke is so old, doesn't qualify for a dad joke...

Y'all have a great day - I'm gonna go see if I can find that camera lol... Box around here somewhere...

El Reg rifled through the history of Huawei's 'new' GaussDB – only 'new' bit is machine learning

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I liked the bit...

Where it was created with Open Source software, but the database was proprietary...

Somebody else does the heavy lifting so somebody else can come along and file off the serial numbers, gloss it up a bit, and call it theirs...

Techie with outdated documentation gets his step count in searching for non-existent cabinet

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Re: So it wasn't his job

Every day is/was sensuous until I went off on some folks on a maintenance round...

'Sensuous here, can you take a look a <machine name>? It's been doing <whatever>.'

'What? Since when?'

'Three weeks ago'

'!?!? Why didn't you call me?'

'Figured it could wait until now'

...<blood shoots out eyes, I'm on a schedule>

'No. You waited until you could get the problem fixed for free - Y'all do this to me all the time and it ain't right and you know it!

'I didn't realize....'

'The HELL you didn't, <insert name here>! You're a dentist for God's sake! You don't do a DAMN thing "sensuous here", so why pull it on me?'

'I'm sorry, 404.'

Honestly should have lost the client, but they were wrong and they knew it. Hasn't happened since.

What's that? Uber isn't actually worth $82bn? Reverse-gear IPO shows the gig (economy) is up

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Just doesn't make sense to me...

Wasn't the stock market crash in 1929 a result of companies being worth more on paper than actual value? How is it that this is a normal process now?

I don't get it.

Who pwns the watchmen? Maybe Russians selling the source code for three US antivirus vendors

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Re: Is this the data..

That's how you know it's working lmfao...

Hate e-scooters? Join the club of the pals of 190 riders in Austin TX who ended up in hospital

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Re: Austin isn't really Texas

Good place to party - they even close down streets for pub crawls...

Tractors, not phones, will (maybe) get America a right-to-repair law at this rate: Bernie slams 'truly insane' situation

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Re: Clarity needed here - swap out components?

Pricey? Why? A Bluetooth OBDII sending unit for $20 and a $10 app (Dash Command in my case) on a tablet/phone is all you need. Replaced my $100-$300 scanners with that setup.

AI can now generate fake human bodies and faces, OpenAI to share a larger GPT-2 model, and more

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Who knew acting/modelling would be the first to go?

If I was in Hollywood trying to make it, this would be a serious problem... Interesting to say the least.

Taylor drift: Finally, a use for AI emerges? Cyber-smut star films fsck-flick in Tesla with Autopilot, warns: 'I wouldn't recommend it'

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Pitiful!

I got laid in the back of a 1971 Ford Pinto... and no, it was not the hatchback version.

;)

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Re: At least it wasn't a Model 3

You mean Elon knows the super-secret place you put your boogers under the seat?

What a bastard..

;)

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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More people go into these buildings than buses or trains, so why not 'peoplestation'? Or just simplify to transportation hub? idk, just throwing out stuff to see what sticks lmao...

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Re: Tea time

Full Stop - I thought faggots were cigarettes? Google translate DOES NOT work for British English... Fags are cigs, yeah? So a pack of fags would be faggots? yes?

So how does it relate to food?

<was hungry, now not so much>

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Huh, so there are folks who do that...

... I won't connect to wifi unless home, at my office, or at a clients' place (I set up their wifi so I know it's ok) - I have trust issues...

But then again... spoke to an old client who was having hard drive issues on an old Win7 machine at home, told her we could replace her hard drive with something faster or just go online and order a new computer since she was getting Win10 nags again. No big deal, right? Seems ok so far.

Client informs me she doesn't buy anything online.

Wait, whaaaaat? Really?!? Talk about trust issues!

I'm taking her shopping for a new workstation this morning.

;)

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

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Re: The USA wants Assange for what he did

I found the disconnect - I served in the US Army in the early 80's - the agreement to allow fixed wing aircraft happened in 1983 and really didn't occur until 1988, well after I was gone.

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Re: The USA wants Assange for what he did

No. The US Army isn't allowed fixed-wing aircraft - goes back to inter-service rivalries that still exist today.

Behold, the insides of Samsung's Galaxy Fold: The phone that tears down all on its own

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Re: @Cavehomme_

You know... Samsung could build the ultimate foldable phone, where angels sing hosannas in the background during a call, and you're automatically admitted into Heaven - but I wouldn't buy one because Samsung won't support the damn thing past the first year...

Yeah, I said it.

Tesla touts totally safe, not at all worrying self-driving cars – this time using custom chips

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Bandwidth & storage

So we have all these Teslas sending data/video to where? That's a lot of cat pics to store somewhere - wonder what they're using?

Take your pick: 0/1/* ... but beware – your click could tank an entire edition of a century-old newspaper

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

5.8 pounds.

Serial port, 2 -2.0 USB, 2- 3.0 USB, VGA, HDMI, ethernet, 4G, external GPS antenna, mic, headphone, and a SD slot. Touchscreen, pen, etc. Battery good for about 10 hours. Whole enchilada.

I like it lol.

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

Parts are readily available for Toughbooks from Panasonic - even down to port covers.

This CF-53 was purchased a few years ago off Craigslist for $300, spent $200 at Panasonic getting the NATO-grade TPM password reset - had to send it off after 2-3 months of exclusive kitchen table use, parts spread across trying to do it myself lol.

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

Tried the tablet/cell phone route - turns out you have to carry two pounds worth of dongles, if available.

My CF53 has all the ports+ and yeah, it's heavy-ish.... ok, just walked around my house, it's a little lighter than a full gallon of Prestone antifreeze lmao...

However, it is a weapon, defensive and/or otherwise.

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

You have to demonstrate it to them - takes 8 seconds from a cold boot to login in Win10Pro (was 6 with 8.1 media center go figure) on a 2013 Panasonic CF53 Toughbook vs. a minute or so with a brand new stock Dell Precision...

I use Samsung PRO SSDs myself ;)

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Re: Not quite relevant, but might share anyhow

What world do you live in? HDD's are standard in my world...Even my kit uses SSD for OS & HDD for storage.

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Re: @Andrew Heenan

Back in the long ago I thought Bob was The Shit... Also liked OS/2 Warp but there I go again...

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<point key fob in general direction of car park...>

<'click click' on remote...>

<listens for horn...>

<follows horn>

Marco Polo for Car Parks...

I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords

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Re: another wrinkle

They would have to jump like 50 feet or higher in the air - I've read somewhere or other concerning a lawsuit about airplanes flying over a homeowner's airspace lol....

Found this:

https://www.dummies.com/education/law/the-property-rights-of-airspace/

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Re: Here have a can of worms...

Good point. You win a halal cookie...

0.0

So you've 'seen' the black hole. Now for the interesting bit – how all that raw data was stored

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Re: If I might quote from one university's draft Research Data Management document...

'Checkmate, flat-eathers!'

Takes more than an unfocused picture of the Eye of Sauron to fool a flat eather...

Uncle Sam charges Julian Assange with conspiracy to commit computer intrusion

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Re: Is this the best that the USA can come up with ?

If they didn't execute Manning, it's highly unlikely Assange will face it - too many political repercussions imo.

Apple disables iPad for 48 years after toddler runs amok

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Pretty sure I'd rather have that...

... than what my Asus Zen Pad has - mess up 10 times and it resets to factory.. I've been scared a few times when I've gotten close... (wet screen, etc - it runs my car kinda sorta)

All's fair in love and war when tech treats you like an infant

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Re: There is yet another level of hell in these thinigs even beyond this.....

Is it odd I just sat here and made all the different 'seasonal' voices say "unexpected item in bagging area"?

I thought it was pretty fucking funny ..

;)

Why are there never free power sockets when my Y-fronts need charging?

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Re: International plugs

Made me look up what a UK Shaving Socket is..

Best answer was: https://blog.fosketts.net/2013/02/03/shavers-electrical-outlet/

Cool.

Slow Ring Windows 10 fragged by anti-cheat software in the games you're playing at work, says Insiders supremo

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Re: A LOT of you apparently play games at work!

Don't forget all the US state govs (elections anyone?) running Windows 10 Home lol... true story unfortunately...

I won't bother hunting and reporting more Sony zero-days, because all I'd get is a lousy t-shirt

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Re: Really? A shirt?

My Microsoft Internet Explorer 3.0 Midnight Madness t-shirt - I was very excited to receive that one lol. Four downloads over a 56k modem, three eventually failed, no auto-resume... yeeeah... Have a Netscape Communicator one I'm pretty fond of too.

That being said, most of my wardrobe consists of free tshirts from various companies, but I don't have to work for them - you have to pay to make me look at your network. Til then, don't care. No time.

Users fail to squeak through basic computer skills test. Well, it was the '90s

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Re: felt pad

uggghhhlll...

I just wanted to see if I could spell the sound I made after reading the above post. Pretty close I think.

Fake broadband ISP support scammers accidentally cough up IP address to Deadpool in card phish gone wrong

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Re: Useful telephone number.

Oh that's fucking smart.. scammers will end up with the nuke codes...