* Posts by Inventor of the Marmite Laser

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Nobody does DR tests to survive lightning striking twice

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Re: Lightning always finds a way... of least resistance.

Should've gone to earth somewhere till it had all gone away

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Donkeys years sinceupon, when 8 inch disks were still a thing, a work chum was despatched from our Luton office to take a raft of bits to a water treatment works in Diss, Norfolk, which had been on the fizzy end of a lightning strike.

I got involved when he rang in to say that he'd found the problem - an 8 inch floppy unit had been fried and he'd replaced it. Everything was then fine he said, until the second lightning strike fritzed the replacement.

Guess who got stuck with a panic run to Diss and back.

I think we did something about power arrangements but I've been asleep a few times since then and I'm buggered if I can remember what.

Sadly my old chum is no longer with us but I do remember him in the occasional lightning storms we get here.

Google accused of ripping off advertisers with video ads no one saw. Now, the expert view

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On that basis, one ought to read any and all magazine flyer inserts and not leave them on the newsagents shelf

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Re: an advertising free option

I very much doubt Google is making anywhere near 12 bucks a month out of the qd revenue from any one user.

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If I was asked to accept - and pay for - the delivery of an un-franked letter which I knew simply contained marketing, I would unhesitatingly refuse it.

Similarly, were I contacted by my phone company and asked to accept a collect call that was some kind of marketing, I would refuse it. I might actually get somewhat forthright on the matter.

So why does Google and other online advert pushers, expect me to spaff my data allowance and/or paid-for data just for me to download marketing?

People (if web marketers qualify for that term) used to bleat that ad-blocking equated to theft. I suggest the opposite: web advertising is theft.

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Windows

Re: Faux AZERTY

This will have to do >

Whistleblower claims Uncle Sam is sitting on hoard of alien vehicles and tech

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Re: Hoard of alien tech

Which is in District 9

Man sues OpenAI claiming ChatGPT 'hallucination' said he embezzled money

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Of course,,it would be utterly delicious if Chat GPTs summary was, actually, accurate. Grassed by AI

Fed up with slammed servers, IT replaced iTunes backups with a cow of a file

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Re: magnetic media being consumed to accommodate thousands of copies of The Smiths latest album

Some classical composers have been dead for 500 years.

But I still listen to Moozart

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Re: That's the way to do it

Just wondering. Did this company have corporate branded jerseys?

This typo sparked a Microsoft Azure outage

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Ah, the Cloud. Wherein lies Cuckoo Land

CERN spots Higgs boson decay breaking the rules

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So who thinks Bosons Lives DONTmatter,?

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Bosons Lives Matter

Twitter now worth just a third of what Musk paid for it

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Oh.

Dear.

How.

Sad.

Never.

Mind

BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him

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Re: Telecoms sales people...

Then indulge in a bit of CAFBWAB*

*The London answer to Far Eastern martial arts: Crafty Attack From Behind With A brick.

Cheapest, oldest, slowest part fixed very modern Mac

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You've not tried Android Auto. MIGHTY pernikkity over USB cables

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He'd be in treble if he didn't

Telco giant Vodafone to cut 11,000 staff as part of its turnaround plan

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"put the focus back on customers, " - it had to be there in the first place before it can be put back.

The first real robot war is coming: Machine versus lawyer

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I wonder how long it'll be before ChatGPT et al, suggest a legal argument based on Freemen On The Land principles.

Popcorn at the ready.....

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"You can throw a stone in the Valley without hitting one of those, but you'll have to throw it very hard towards the ocean."

Nice turn of phrase.

Slack adding generative AI to interact with colleagues, so you don't have to

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Hello. I'm Clippy. Remember me when I was an irritating UI for a useless help app? Well, now I've got AI and BOY I can REALLY piss people off now. What, don't reach for that power switch. Don't ....... beeeeeeeeeeeep

Windows 11 wrecks speech recognition for some apps

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Just turn off speech recognition. Your work colleagues will thank you.

NASA tweaks Voyager 2's power supply to avoid another sensor shutdown

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Re: I bet some smartass...

I remember when it was THREETRAN.

BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land

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I unloaded an old HP95 pocket DOS based organiser, not that long back. I nearly fell over with what it went for.

Shocks from a hairy jumper crashed a PC, but the boss wouldn't believe it

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Volt amp you all twittering on about? Just go ohm, all of you

Support chap put PC into 'drying mode' and users believed it was real

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Re: Not his first rodeo

Rinse and repeat

Florida folks dragged out of bed by false emergency texts

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Re: Useful in America…

There's plenty of scope for local disasters putting at risk a wider area. Plenty of large tank farms (think Buncefield), nuke installations (not necessarily a bang but I'd love as much time as possible to break out the iodine tablets).

4chan and other web sewers scraped up into Google's mega-library for training ML

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Re: AI is the death of Google

You forgot about the deliberate poisoning of search results with barely relevant* sponsored links and other promoted garbage.

*If you're really lucky. It's usually simply irrelevant.

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How long before we see justification of some kind of drivel or other in various numbskull forums along the lines if "course it's right innit. <Insert name of AIChat Engine> said so innit."

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Wasn't there an expression mooted oh, many, many years sinceupon?

"Garbage in, garbage out."

Seems very, very relevant to AI text generators.

SpaceX's second attempt at orbital Starship launch ends in fireball

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Re: Thunderbirds are Go!

I'm amazed that someone didn't design in a couple of big spherical tanks and have them sit close to it on the launch pad.

Smallsats + solar sails = Photos of exoplanets at 1970s digital camera resolution

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OK. So you get to the solar focus point, going like the very clappers. Hopefully you'll want to hang around to maybe - you know - do a bit of science and somehow try to image different targets.

How the blazes do you slow down enough to "park" in orbit?

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Re: Proper sailing spaceship????

Yeah. A wherry is sail powered and a flat bottom..

Marketing biz sent 107 million spam emails... to just 437k people

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Re: What a joke

Maybe that fine PLUS each director spends 10 seconds in jail for each email sent? Might be a suitable deterrent and offers a certain resilience about the company declaring itself insolvent or folding.

Ex-politico turned Meta hype man brands Metaverse 'new heart of computing'

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Meta

Meh, ta.

Is Neuralink ready for human brain implants? Allegedly so

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It'll be ready. As ready as his autonomous cars aren't.

Potatoes in space: Boffins cook up cosmic concrete for off-world habitats

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Coat

Re: "StarCrete" ??

Galaxy (re)bar?

If we plan to live on the Moon, it's going to need a time zone

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Re: Just set the entire moon to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC +0) ...

A mean solar day, sunrise to sunrise etc., on the Moon, a lunar day for short, is 29.5306 Earth days. Local lunar days can vary even more than solar days on Earth, over 6 hours shorter or 7 hours longer than the mean.

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Re: Just set the entire moon to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC +0) ...

The original novel was better. We can remember it for you wholesale.

Microsoft to snatch Visio app away from iOS users this summer

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That's a shame. I quite liked Visio (before it became an online thing too infested with Orifice). Now I'll have to find something else. Any suggestions?

Brit newspaper giant fills space with AI-assisted articles

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I don't think an AI could write stuff as bad as Daily Mail journos.

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Re: Will anyone notice?

Try Brave browser. It takes a little setting up but it makes a lot of commercial sites viewable.

Tech demo takes brain scan, creates a picture of what you're looking at

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Re: From the article

Had one a few years back and I can attest to the noise. It is, however a bit like a noisy a/c or traffic noise and your mind pretty quickly disregards it as baseline to be ignored. What I WASN'T warned about, however was the (almost) soothing baarrrp, baarrrp, baarrrp would suddenly change. There was I, just beginning to doze, in the audio cocoon of baarrrp, baarrrp, baarrrp when suddenly baarrrp, baarrrp, baarrrp became BARRR, BARR, BARRR and jerked me to full and sudden wakefulness.

Have you ever tried laying inside a twenty inch pipe and suddenly sitting upright? It doesn't work. I was moved to suggest the staff warned people about sudden changes in the noise.

'Major' news: Microsoft slips Bing chatbot shortcut into Windows 11

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Oh goodie. One more thing to disable / uninstall.

News Corp outfoxed by IT intruders for years

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Re: "The truth shall make ye fret"

Oh I really hope El Reg makes a big splash about Sir Pt's stuff when it comes out! Upvoted for the alert.

Chinese defence boffins ponder microwaving Starlink satellites to stop surveillance

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Re: You fling some

I thought You Fling Some was the name of one of their engineers.

BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?

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Re: Oh happy day

"Boston dynamics robots with a ChatGPT system trained on how I interact with the staff"

Isn't that just a bog standard HR consultant person? (Yes, I know that's stretching the definition of "person" but it's easier to type than useless, space wasting oxygen thief")

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Didn't it all start with

I'm sorry Dave I can't do that.

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Re: Extra Mileage, Extra Fun

OK

Yukon UFO could have cost unfortunate balloon fan $12

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Nice big, unarmoured, slowly moving and non-evasive target. Shirley that's just asking for a frikkin laser weapon to open up a split in the side. C'mon, let's have some decent peew, peew.