Posts by Inventor of the Marmite Laser

Will no one think of the printers?

Shirley, the attitude of "you'll use ONLY our ink and we've chipped the cartriďges to make damn sure" comes under just this heading

Orifice shagged?

Great! Now I might get some real work done

Adobe dons dirty mackintosh

Stalks people.

Gets its face punched in

And for one that is still in use

How about the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct - Taken a boat over that a couple of times and walked across a few more, for good measure. A truly impressive thing.

So

How do I go about getting replacements out of Intel for the Intel chipped PCs I own that have manufacturer built-in faults

That's a bummer of a way to start a Wednesday

What a guy!

Hope the new radio continuation of Hitchhikers goes well. He now knows whether 42 is the right answer

Parkin

Mmmmm

Well

That raised a titter

Not so much about keeping up with the cutting edge

More like one of the last iterations of Word, or indeed Orifice, that is actually anywhere near as usable as 2003 version.

The three states of Schnroedingers Cat

Alive

Dead

Bloody Furious

The Pointy Haired Bosses of a company with thigh I am familiar

...are positively wetting themselves in excitement over "Digitization" and having multiple orgasms over what they vcould do "on the Internet"

Having had the misfortune to experience both their internet and intranet, this article is far, far too close to that grim reality.

I bet Hell has a portal "designed" by the same team of cretins

essential features like Google Assistant and voice calling were useless

Google Assistant essential? Voice I can understand, but Google Ass? Seriously?

OK

So that's no more Windows10 upgrade messages, then?

You can't light a fire with Faecebook

But I don't mind trying

Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity

One more kaboom

Does any one remember the onl ISC 3651 desktop colour computer? One of the very first dsktop colour computers, it was an 8080 based machine offering a stunning 127 x 127 charagter based graphics capability.

It also had a power supply section designed by someone who thought it was a good idea to use el cheapo electrolytice capacitors, and that it would be great to have the rectified mains feed on a track running between the legs of one of those capacitors.

All went well until the inevitable day said capacitor gave up the ghost and pissed electolyte onto the PCB, straignt between the track and the ground pin of the capacitor.

Didn't 'arf make a big hole in the PCB.

Ah, America

Land of the Vested Interest

Ah, America. Land of the

Vested interest

How long

Before there's a megapatch and they call it Windows11?

Subby McSubface

Dear Intel

You owe me five laptops and one desktop.

Please.

Merry Christmas everyone

And an utterly preposterous* New Year

Cheers

*like "propserous" but a lot funnier

PS - WHERE WAS THE BOFH final episode?