607 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Just goes to show
You can't polish a Faece
Dump in-tray in bin
Shutdown (Forcibly: plug out)
What on God's Earth could be better.
"....people have voiced concerns over the thought of Level 5 automation (completely self-driving cars with no human intervention at all) being deployed on Britain’s roads"
"a lot of people have concerns over the thought of a human with limited resistance to distraction, a huge capacity for mistakes, limited intelligence, patience, sobriety, ability etc., and downright stupidity, driving a car on Britain’s roads"
The sooner we get rid of the knobheads the better.
Where your wallet being reamed really FEELS like a wallet being reamed
Still way overpriced tat for worshippers at the shrine of shiny shiny.
And birds, what about robot birds?
And when a couple escape and replicate, what then? Robo shitters in the trees waiting to crap wingnuts on the next autonomous car than parks underneath
@ George Glass
You're not related to Patti O'Doors, are you?
Happy Friday everyone!
Oh my oh my
Just did exactly the same to my boss THIS WEEK. Departmental meeting in Boss office.
Boss apologises can't bring up workload on big tele as tele has bust and we have to rely on laptop.
I look across her desk, straight at side of said tele, straight at teensy rocker switch, firmly in "off" position.
I say "they work a lot better with power", lean forward and turn on.
It was a much lighter meeting than usual.
Wherein lies Cuckoo Land
Clippy is now a Zombie
What will it take to kill it?
Re: Cable Management?
I wonder if they can knit a Fair Isle pattern.
Or even just plaid
We now start shoving endless ads at Amazon for subsea cables and all manner of glass fibre products? After all, according to Amazon's inane advertising philosophy, since they've ordered one they'll obviously want a load more.
Where Cuckoo Land lies
Raising a glass to Mr Bradbury
Thank you, sir, wherever you are though I do confess that I enjoyed The Illustrated Man and Something Wicked This Way Comes far more than Fahrenheit 451.
Re: Sorry; nothing else is currently passing through my mind than that.
Then why am I now thinking about crisps?
So long as you compliant with the wishes of all the vested interests
I thought Trump was his very own special interest
The film "Idiocracy"
Is coming true, here and now. Scary
So no need for an indicators interface then
Yeah, but would't looking screw up the result
Re: Access to the Open LV dataset...
Nothing could induce me to lower myself to this level - Although I can Siemens will crumbling from here. Just glad I have the capacity to resist.
"standard Android experience"
Knocking Samsung into a bloated, cocked hat.
Lemme get this right
Mozilla will soon track what you look at today, yesterday and last week, in the vague hope that you will have forgotten what you were looking at and offer you more of the same, almost the same or a bit similar, in the vague expectation you will find it interesting.
So, pretty much similar to the banal crap one gets from mindlessly ad-tainted Google "intelligent" search results which are anything but intelligent (We saw you searching for such-and-such and here are some ads for things our marketing idiots tell us are a bit like it) plus Google's and Amazon's mindless advertising (look for a widget and get pursued round the web by idiots assuming you want more widgets and widget-ish things).
I thought Firefox was popular because you could nail on AdBlock, UBlock Origin, Ghostery, NoScript etc., specifically to prevent this kind of crap, crass presumption. It doesn't take a mindreader (Mozilla's or otherwise) to work that out, shirley.
What would a search for "coffin nail" now return?
Re: But then comes the big problem: the bill.
Other way round, please. Who's going to PAY for fixes when hospitals suffer attacks?
+1 - it's also a wonderful thing to get away from Samsung's bloatware. Makes the S3 almost a pleasure to use.
I think all one needs to do is
"and limited learning ability"
It IS blond, after all
There ARE PLENTY of users THAT stupid
Like it sez ^^^^
You unutterable BASTARDS!
All of you!
I am now HUNGRY!!
Re: Meeting rooms
Should have been Bully Fooked
Where's the BOFH whan you really need him
This should be featuring ion Friday
by Ray Bradbury
Why oh why
Can't it look like a proper DALEK!
Re: "The Cloud" is SO overrated!
"The Cloud" - where cuckoo land lies
Re: Are you spying on us?
And us. We're rebranding - AND being all "digitised". Heck, we've got Orifice365, Shouty sorry, Yammer and intranet applications that are about as quick as a duck swimming through concrete after it has set and as comprehensible a an EU directive
What about "leverage" as a verb?
One rather hopes Google has stamped on that
Re: Oh dear
Just watch the film "Idiocracy" - and think of Trump's America.
Re: Why not use a Tesla?
BMWs don't come with working indicators
Helium is tricksy stuff if I recall correctly.
So, How Long does it take for the helium to bleed out?
Re: Putting on my tinfoil hat ...
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Re: Also does the censor program...
Gartner has predicted a backlash.
Dear Gartner. It started years ago
Thanks for floating this with us
I'll get my coat. Just plucking it out of the air.
Random Number Generator - at least is the unending stream of comments about their billing and customer service on Social Media is to be believed.
A couple of family members have had to endure the unmitigated disaster that is Vodafone. Based on the evidence so far I believe the throttling is yet another manifestation of Vodafone's barrelling incompetence, rather than malice.*
I thank $deity of choice that i am not with them myself.
* though I wouldn't put it past them to be dabbling in that as well.
Unfortunately being thick enough to give pairs of short planks a run for their money doesn't help.
Re: We've got modern technology now, how about an official bong app?
Isn't there a bell end that keeps tweeting already?