* Posts by Robert Helpmann??

2583 publicly visible posts • joined 31 May 2011

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

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Re: "the bank will only work with contractors [..] of its outsourcer, Resource Solutions"

This whole thing is seriously starting to look like an orchestrated plan to diminish costs...

Starting?

Judge Vulcan-nerve pinches JEDI deal after Amazon forks out $42m to pause Microsoft's military machinations

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Childcatcher

Re: In the jungle

My experience with Google products in government contracting is that they are capable of meeting the contract requirements on a technical level, but they are completely unusable in implementation. We were forced to use Google Office products in place of MS Office on one contract I had the misadventure to work and it was painful on a number of levels. I do not know about cloud services as it is outside my area of expertise, but that has certainly colored my view of all things coming out of the Chocolate Factory.

Voatz of no confidence: MIT boffins eviscerate US election app, claim fiends could exploit flaws to derail democracy

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Childcatcher

Re: Possible? Yes. Probable? No.

And that will still rely on the end users keeping their phone secure, not just anti-malware, but physically secure, with a proper unlock passcode\pattern.

Exactly! Running voting through an app introduces at least one more point of failure. This is the opposite of securing things.

Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam

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Headmaster

Re: One born every minute

Still we shouldn't victim blame.

... or grammar use, apparently.

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Headmaster

Re: Federally protected

Fortunately, swans don't come in flocks.

Quite right. They come in bevies and wedges.

US govt accuses four Chinese army soldiers of hacking Equifax and siphoning 145m Americans' personal info

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Childcatcher

Re: Grand Jury...

By the way, some sites I read suggest that once you are selected/accepted as a member of the Grand Jury, you could be in court a couple of days a week for up to two years! Is that (a) true and if so, (b) nationally or only in some states?

Grand juries are used at various levels of the US justice system (federal, state, county, municipality). The one on which I served was at the county level. We came in one day each month for three months. We only considered felonies unless there were misdemeanors also associated with a given case. I cannot speak to other jurisdictions' rules, but I am sure there is variation among them. I should also mention that the proceedings were nothing like I have seen depicted in popular media, but that is probably not a surprise to most.

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Childcatcher

Re: Grand Jury...

I similarly was going to point out that is not how a grand jury works and provide a link to any who actually wanted more details:

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+does+a+grand+jury+work

Having performed my civic duty in serving on one, I can say the experience I had was various officers of the state (police, fire marshal, etc) presented evidence and asked permission to proceed with an indictment. It is intended to be a check on the state by its citizens. While we allowed most cases to proceed, we did not do so for all. I fail to see what is bizarre about this concept.

NASA's Christina Koch returns to Earth as the longest-serving woman astronaut – after spending 328 days in space

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Childcatcher

Re: Brilliant job that Woman!

I will be very happy when these "first women", first black", first trans" news stories go away...because they are common and unremarkable.

Yeah, I would be happier if these were more along the lines of "first alien" and "first contact".

Oh buoy. Rich yacht bods' job agency leaves 17,000 sailors' details exposed in AWS bucket

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Childcatcher

Re: BoatyMcBoatFacepalm

...just how hard WOULD it be for AWS containers to be made 'secure' by default, so that the devs would really have to balls it up to leave them open.

They pretty much are. It takes someone opening them up for this sort of thing to happen. It's more a case of the devs being too lazy or incompetent to provide access properly, instead opting for the Allow-Any approach to security because of ease. The open access also may have been meant as a temporary measure for while the containers were being set up but someone forgot to close the intentionally opened hole.

Twitter says a certain someone tried to discover the phone numbers used by potentially millions of twits

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Childcatcher

Re: Just curious

..."it is possible that some of these IP addresses may have ties to state-sponsored actors.”

Ya think? It's also conceivable that a little forethought would have led to a design that didn't allow this.

Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device

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Paris Hilton

... they insist on shuffling all the shelves...

Why not order online for delivery or curbside pickup? Because they labor under the idea that making you traipse through the store will wear you down to the point where you will purchase things you never intended?

ICANN't approve the sale of .org to private equity – because California's Attorney General has... concerns

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Headmaster

Re: Good

bom·bas·tic

/ˌbämˈbastik/ adjective

high-sounding but with little meaning; inflated.

Needs to work on the high-sounding portion of the rant to achieve the stated effect. I give it a 6 out of a possible 10.

Cover for 'cyber' attacks is risky, complex and people don't trust us, moan insurers

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Big Brother

Re: I realise this ship has sailed...

I see what you did there. Keep it up and you will be exiled to Cyberia.

Flaws punched holes in Azure cloud, Apple patches pretty much everything, Eurocops cuff Maltese hackers, etc

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Coat

Taking the World by Storm

Bug-hunter Nitesh Surana spotted a DoD site running a vulnerable version of Jenkins along with a suspicious script.

Was it the Leeroy version of Jenkins? If it is, I can only say WoW!

Canadian insurer paid for ransomware decryptor. Now it's hunting the scum down

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Paris Hilton

Cognitive Dissonance Much?

In October 2019 the American FBI softened its stance on paying off ransomware.

So it is OK to deal with criminals using encryption in an illegal act but it's not OK for law-abiding citizens to use it in a presumably legal fashion? Color me confused!

What is WebAssembly? And can you really compile C/C++ to it? And it'll run in browsers? Allow us to explain in this gentle introduction

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Childcatcher

Re: Runs outside the browser

I would even go so far posit Cross Platform = Greater Attack Surface.

Caveat: It's Monday and I am dealing with a worse-than-normal event today, so this may be coloring my outlook a bit.

Cisco Webex bug allowed anyone to join a password-protected meeting

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Headmaster

Re: 'an "unauthenticated" attendee'

As the AC noted, language changes. The admittedly few lexicographers I have spoken with take a descriptive rather than prescriptive approach to language. As far as the word of the moment, the first use of "attendee" predates most folks' time on this Earth (first recorded ca. 1935), so it seems a bit late to protest.

Fly me to the M(O2)n: Euro scientists extract oxygen from 'lunar dust' by cooking it with molten salt electrolysis

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Boffin

It tends to be operated where you have plenty of hydro power because you need to run the plant 24/7 - it really doesn't like cooling down. So, where is the power coming from? Not much available water on the Moon.

Seems that using a molten salt reactor could be used both to refine the products and to generate power. It would still need some water, but it could still function pretty much as a closed system.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Childcatcher

Re: Who's going to bet..m

I can't tell if "nations of the Amazon desert" is a brainfart on your part...

You might try looking at the HTML for the post. It clearly has <SARCASM> tags.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Poll Participation Map

I'm tempted to make a joke about the fact that just under 3000 votes are registered as being placed from Russia, but I actually think it is a good thing that the international community participates.

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Headmaster

Re: Name it something simple

Simple and descriptive: Alone.

Love T-shirts, but can't be bothered to wash them? We've seen just the thing!

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Coat

Re: Wool

I've been wearing them for over a decade as well.

Maybe time to take them off and wash.

Mine has an integrated gas mask.

There's something fishy going down in the computer lab

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It's clearly a hook for a follow-on article. Don't be crabby just because you are going to get it in installments.

No horrific butterfly keys on this keyboard, just you and your big, dumb fingers

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Unhappy

Can't say it sounds good for anything I use a keyboard for. This probably means our desktop support people will be by any moment now to prise my grasp from my full-bodied desktop keyboard to replace it with so much light and air.

If at first you don't succeed, pry, pry again: Feds once again demand Apple unlock encrypted iPhones in yet another terrorism case

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Childcatcher

Re: No more iPhones, check.

...they don't have the passwords, just the hashes, if they are doing it right.

On a practical level, these two are equivalent for the resources a government can throw at the issue. An entity with that level of resources should be able to create rainbow tables for all service providers. Happily (as long as you are not part of one of those entities), this is not the way it works. Hashes are stored locally and different user accounts have different salt applied, which increases the number of combinations needed to be taken into account for rainbow tables to work. They can theoretically still work, but don't provide much benefit.

REF: https://packetlife.net/blog/2008/jul/09/a-bit-more-detail-on-ios-password-hashes/

From Soviet to science fiction icon, the weird life of Isaac Asimov 100 years on

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Childcatcher

Re: frustrating genius

Now which is the only story he wrote himself that it's suggest the characters are not humans?

Pretty sure he wrote "Blind Alley” and The Gods Themselves. I think there were others, but that's what a quick search yielded.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata

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Childcatcher

Re: idiot

I know that the internet is populated by raving paranoids, but 99 times out of 100 there actually isn't an evil corporate plot as the reason for XYZ.

Exactly. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

- Hanlon's razor

TikTok boom: US Army bans squaddies from using trendy app on govt-issued phones

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Childcatcher

Re: social media data hoovering is an obvious security risk

GnuTzu, you've hit the nail on the head. This is not unique to mobile devices by any stretch. There are lists of approved applications allowed in all USDoD environments (and for other US government agencies) with all others being banned by default. The reporting on this has pretty much missed this both here and in other outlets. Same for users who confuse their government issued devices with personal property or try to pull rank to get what they want because. As long as there are restrictions, there will be people who think they do not apply to them.

Want to live long and prosper? Avoid pirated, malware-laden Star Wars free vid streams – and pay to watch instead

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Childcatcher

Re: There have only been three Star Wars movies...

...although the CGI'd Tarkin and Leia aren't as good as many seem to think.

I thought the brief appearance of Leia strayed deep into the uncanny valley and didn't make it out intact. Tarkin was... better.

BlackBerry tells UK High Court that security outfit SentinelOne is its direct rival

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Childcatcher

Re: Staff who wipe machines

If permitted by the company policy, there's no real issue with that.

This goes to the heart of the question. What is the company policy in cases such as this?

British bloke accused of extorting victims for 'Dark Overlord' hacker crew finally gets his free trip* to America

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Headmaster

Re: The Dark Overlord Face

...we know he's going to jail.

He's already in jail. He's going to prison.

Chinese e-commerce site LightInTheBox.com bared 1.3TB of server logs, user data and more

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Childcatcher

Re: Just wonderful

if the wrong person's data was exposed the board could end up being taken out and shot.

What's Mandarin for "Pour encourager les autres"?

Ever wonder how hackers could possibly pwn power plants? Here are 54 Siemens bugs that could explain things

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Childcatcher

Re: Production control systems were built before the internet

I assume you are thinking of crosstalk. That's unlikely to be significant enough to be exploitable on a couple of km of separate twisted-pair cables carrying similar digital signals. Even if it is, any "hacking" would require data to be *pushed* from one cable to another, which is not possible even if the crosstalk is ridiculously high.

Yes, I was referring to crosstalk. Yes, it is exploitable and yes I meant only in the sense of a pull. However, there are other means to push commands to an isolated network and having access to a relatively fast and reliable way to pull info makes that aspect much easier if only by dint of having a means to perform footprinting. If you know what to target on the closed network, it makes it that much easier to put something together that will do the job once you gain access.

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Childcatcher

Re: Production control systems were built before the internet

...these 3 networks shared ducts along the 1/4 mile long production processing plant the air gap approach did mean that it was necessary to lay serial cab;es hundreds of meters between the control room and tanks...

What you describe here is an insecure implementation of an air gapped network. Simply running the cables from different networks beside each other may allow an adversary to pull information across networks.

Iran says it staved off cyber attack but doesn't blame US

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Headmaster

Well, unplugging from the Internet is just about the most absolute* defense you can have.

Except they've already found out that isn't entirely effective. The article alluded to Stuxnet which was developed specifically to get around such situations.

*Are there degrees of absolute? If so, how are they graded and what are the penultimate and antepenultimate defenses available? What would be more absolute than isolation? Immolation?

Hit one up on Insta, would you? Her Maj is after a social media manager

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Unhappy

£45k. Not bad!

The Senior IT auditor position - the security person - has the same salary and work schedule as the social media staffer, but with the requirement for a CISSP or equivalent. I get that this is a prestige position, but I can also see why there might be a vacancy.

LightAnchors array: LEDs in routers, power strips, and more, can sneakily ship data to this smartphone app

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Re: Why on earth

I'm colourblind, and I ...

Thanks for the explanation!

No, I have nothing to add, just appreciate learning a different perspective on the world.

Space Force is go, go, go! Because we have a child as President of the United States

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Childcatcher

Re: It Is With Such Baubles That Men Are Led.

You can make fun, until it makes sense.

Now THAT truly is a foregone conclusion. As you rightly imply, this reorganization does not make sense and is worthy of mockery. Why go through all the hassle and expense of doing something of this nature when it has no point in the foreseeable future? This move is purely about ego (speaking of tautology) and adds no value to ... well... anything worthwhile.

Bad news: KeyWe Smart Lock is easily bypassed and can't be fixed

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Childcatcher

Re: Alexa?

Just shouting through the letter box could get the door unlocked.

Speak, friend, and enter?

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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Childcatcher

Re: Quick maths

You could easily do that by downloading a Linux ISO over torrent and then forgetting about it and seeding for the rest of the month.

I don't believe so. The story was about the amount of data downloaded and not the amount uploaded. You would still generate quite a bit of traffic, but in the opposite direction of what's indicated here.

It may be out of sync with the US govt, but Huawei is rolling out its Harmony OS to more devices in 2020

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Childcatcher

Re: We are the dead

I wonder if you'll be able to watch videos of Tiananmen square...

I had a conversation with a younger (mid-30s) coworker about the subject. He had never heard of it. The reason it came up was I was there immediately prior and was talking with someone who was a student there at the time, comparing notes. Our education system has failed us massively if this sort of thing is simply ignored.

Forget sharks with lasers, NASA kits out an elephant seal with a sensor-studded skullcap

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Linux

Re: Caption seems inaccurate, based on the expression

"look at me I'm a Narwhal"

There can be only one response to that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcYVCvBq0FY

Icon, because.

Reasons to be fearful 2020: Smishing, public Wi-Fi, deepfakes... and all the usual suspects

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Re: Kudos pour le JCC reference.

Hadn't heard that before, despite it actually having been made within my lifetime. Have an up-vote for that. Thanks!

Lazarus group goes back to the Apple orchard with new macOS trojan

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Facepalm

Re: Apple tried to warn you, several times

If you choose to install obvious malware, it's entirely your own fault when it turns out to be malware.

So the people who created the malware and got the gullible unwashed masses to install said malware are not to blame for their actions? How does that work? Blame the victim much?

AWS has new tool for those leaky S3 buckets so, yeah, you might need to reconfigure a few things

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Childcatcher

Re: So....

"...OR LOSE YOUR JOB YOU MUPPET!!".

Sometimes I wonder if Kermit the Frog would do a better job than some folks I have had the misfortune of working with, so fair comment on a number of levels.

I'll give you my Windows 7 installation when you pry it from my cold, dead hands (and other tales)

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Re: Refined OS or chocolate teapot?

I am currently on W10 since my old laptop transcended to brick status... I'm waiting for a service pack I have to pay for, that will be Linux time.

GF just moved in and asked me to look at her laptop because it wasn't working well. She said there was a problem with its wireless card not being able to connect to the wifi. It had.... Vista! It's long, long past time for Linux on that system.

ESA toasts 10% budget boost by stretching ISS support out to 2030

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Headmaster

Re: So jealous

...some contractors in key congressional districts get to pocket most of that money...

Saying something is working "as it's supposed to" is not the same thing as "as intended". The system may be working the way the people who designed it intended, but that is definitely not the way it is supposed to be.

Cloudy biz Datrix locks down phishing attack in 15 mins after fat thumb triggers email badness

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Childcatcher

Re: Domain names are case insensitive?

enviable is very difrent from enviable

Oddly enough, Chrome views them as the same when I search for them on the page while other applications do not. That looks like a bad implementation to me and makes me wonder if it is open to abuse. Unicode strikes again!

Dead or alive, you're camming with me, says RoboPup: Bomb squad hires Boston Dynamics Spot to snoop on suspects, packages

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Childcatcher

Re: I'd watch that

but you'd have to take out the cyber-truck. That's reserved for the Back to the Future remake.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who looked at Tesla's new toy and thought, "My God! It's a reincarnated DeLorean!"

Yeah but, no, but... 'Overpaid' Boeing snaps back at NASA's watchdog

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Coat

"The result was that things were not to the lander's liking at the start of the final phase of descent and Vikram went splat hard-landed lithobraked within 500 metres of the planned site."

FTFY.

Mine has a dogeared copy of the Haynes Repair Manual for Firefly-class ships in the pocket.