* Posts by Robert Helpmann??

2583 publicly visible posts • joined 31 May 2011

Vint Cerf: Everything we do will be ERASED! You can't even find last 2 times I said this

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Re: Not really much of a problem

While stuff like Facebook isn't worth saving...

Hold on just a moment there! Archaeologists have been digging through modern landfills for more than 40 years. One man's garbage is another man's research paper.

Hey, NUDE CELEBS! Apple adds SWEET 2FA to iMessage, Facetime

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Re: Pointless Picture

Yes, but it ruins the joke if you have to explain it.

FOCUS! 7680 x 4320 notebook and fondleslab screens are coming

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On Being Human

But, being human, I'd have to stick it to my eyeball to notice the difference ...

Good point. This would find better use in a VR headset than a laptop.

TITANIC: Nuclear SUBMARINE cruising 'Sea of KRAKENS' may be FOUND ON icy MOON

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Re: Why a sub?

What would a submarine be able to give you that a ship equipped with lidar and sonar to map the depth of the sea wouldn't?

I think you missed the bit about the “benthic sampler.” It's pretty much the same with any mission of this nature in that you get much more data if you can dig down into the surface than if you use a more limited set of measurements. That and because it is a lot more fun to touch than to look.

'Giving geo-engineering to this US govt is like giving a child a loaded gun'

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Unknown Inaccurate Models

So the real issue in this is that the tech is not yet developed and the models are untested? Fine, let's terraform Mars. That way, we will know that the tech works and how well. As a bonus, we will have some additional real estate with which to play.

IBM says dating apps can give you a nasty infection DOWN THERE!

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Re: Thanks IBM.

More ammo for defeating the idiotic push to BYOD.

Indeed, how did the 60% of dating apps with vulnerabilities stack up to other apps in general? Probably about average or perhaps a bit above, I would guess.

HIGH-RANNOSAURUS WRECKED: Druggie dinos tripped balls on psychedelics – boffins

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Re: This reminds me...

I wonder how common it was/is for different species to consume halucinogens (by accident or on purpose), and how this has affected their development.

It is quite common for animals to consume fruit that has started to ferment. Drunken elephants are quite dangerous. I shudder to think how a drunken sauropod might act, much less several of them getting into the prehistoric equivalent of a bar fight. As far as other naturally occurring psychoactive drugs, just think of what it would have been like to have the munchies millions of years before the invention of Twinkies. Bummer!

Uber: Sorry we're really awesome and all that (oh yeah, and for leaking your personal info)

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Spear Phishing Opportunity!

Scores of items reported missing by Uber passengers... were listed alongside the names and phone numbers of the customers and their drivers...

“Uber’s Lost Items feature has helped thousands of riders reconnect with belongings left behind after a trip."

"Dear Sir/Ma'am,

We have recovered your lost $item in one of our cabs. However, the owner of the vehicle is on vacation in another country. To have your $item sent to your location, please send $6.43 for shipping and handling to the following account..."

VirusTotal wants YOU (but not you) to join its epic AV whitelist

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Re: Possibly shortsighted

I don't know exactly how AV signatures are generated...

Whitelisting actually uses a different approach than typical AV products. Similar in approach to a firewall, the default in using a whitelist is to block execution unless specifically allowed. Traditional AV products assume the process should run unless it shows up as known malware, typically through comparison with a signature (blacklists), or as the result of some sort of heuristic analysis.

Done properly, a corporate admin might use the list curated by VirusTotal as a starting point, and then de-list those apps that are not desirable for whatever reason (licensing, appropriateness to the work environment, etc.).

California mulls law to protect your e-privates from warrant-free cops

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Re: A law is the wrong way to go

While state laws have no jurisdiction over federal agents, in passing this law, California provides more protection than people in the state had previously. Also, there is a long history of states leading the way with progressive legislation with the federal system only catching up once a tipping point is reached.

Basically, this is a good start.

Keyless vehicle theft suspects cuffed after key Met Police, er, 'lockdown'

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Terminator

Re: Keyless Vehicle Theft...

I was hoping for real information on how to better secure a vehicle, either avec or sans clé. Instead, we are given some generic advice from the po-po to just be careful. Perhaps someone might develop robots that look and act like a particularly aggressive predator to be left in the cab of the vehicle. The owner should be able to turn it off remotely, though putting the off switch down its gullet might be entertaining.

Amazing, cool, wow: Humans naturally use POSITIVE words, and that is GOOD

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Re: Mad, mad world

Wasn't it a clinical psychologist who said...

Yes, but this study was put together by social psychologists, an altogether different breed. I cannot imagine a shrink coming up with the following:

"We also show how our word evaluations can be used to construct physical-like instruments for both real-time and offline measurement of the emotional content of large-scale texts."

WTF? Does this mean they have a script that can filter data from both online and local sources? That's what, three or four lines of code?

Swedish National Font marches to the sound of whalesong

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Re: They can re-badge themselves all they want, but....

Maybe add some bits of blue and a few stars & stripes to the basic red&white motif.

I guess you missed the bit about the New England Patriot font. Subtle, but amusing.

Hacker hijack 'threat': Your car's security is Adobe Flash-grade BAD

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Re: Anyone else get the feeling...

Progressive Insurance even touts their data collection kit that they will give you for absolutely free so that they can monitor every move you make in your vehicle for the benefit of lowering your rates for an undisclosed amount. Alas, it opens your car to even more exploits than would otherwise be available to the black hats. The good news: your rates go down. The better news: you'll be getting a new car as hackers wrecked your old one for you.

Don't count on antivirus software alone to keep your data safe

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Re: Who's the Audience here?

Yes, but it isn't exactly news and, as mentioned above, it is hardly an in-depth analysis. There are entire suites of applications, certification sets, and careers based on information security in one form or another. This, while nice as far as it went, amounts to what an IT professional might send out as an annual reminder to those who write the checks as to why we do what we do. I honestly do not understand why it has been posted to an IT news site.

Microsoft explains Windows as a SERVICE – but one version remains a distant dream

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Re: Apart from the naming, how does this differ to what's already happening now?

It's pretty obvious that this will not work well in most corporate environments, especially those that have air-gapped networks. Testing patches before deploying to production machines is a best practice that is too often neglected, but it does no good to Microsoft if they force those who Do It Right (TM) to abandon its OS because it undermines their processes.

With Windows 10, the experience will evolve and get even better over time.

It might work, at least somewhat, in the home environment if the GUI is divorced from the rest of the upgrade process. I wouldn't hold my breath; they will fail to learn from either Google's mishandling of Android updates (allow the service providers to decide) or their own past mistakes and end up with a fragmented mess despite talking a good game.

California Uber Alles: Google wants to become the World Privacy Court

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Re: Google should run for President

To quote the inscription I once read on the cornerstone of a newly constructed courthouse: No man is above the law. These sorts of actions do not square very well with wanting to have legal personhood though Google is hardly alone in pushing for both super-legal authority and having the legal rights enjoyed by real people. It's like they want their cake and... my cake too.

Watch it: It's watching you as you watch it (Your Samsung TV is)

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Re: Sir

I set up my media center (attached to a "dumb" TV) with voice control based on an Android app. It responded to too many people in the room. I imagine it would probably respond to shows that came on, too, given the opportunity. I can't imagine what an argument over which show to watch would result in other than an epilepsy-inducing display of flashing lights.

I disabled this feature. Roddenberry got it wrong.

I have debated whether I should set up an older phone as the dedicated remote for some of the same privacy concerns, but I like being able to call my "remote" and have it beacon if I lose it. I know, I am sacrificing security for convenience, but the cell phone will most likely be with me anyway.

Robot vacuum cleaner EATS WOMAN

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Terminator

Tastes like chicken

I wonder if, like a wild animal can acquire a taste for humans, this robot will spend the rest of its working life looking for supine humans upon which to prey. Hair on the floor, blood in the water... it's all the same, really.

Still using Adobe Flash? Oh well, get updating: 15 hijack flaws patched

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Childcatcher

Re: Still using Adobe Flash?

May be wise to stop biting the hand that feeds?

Uh... please see masthead.

NSA raided hackers' troves of stolen data: report

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Avast!

"We have stolen files from KGB hackers...

Unauthorized copying is not theft!

Behold: The touchy-feely future of Office on Windows 10 fondleslabs

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Childcatcher

Re: It won't bloody help

As the article intimates - it is always better for real text input and efficient work to use the mouse and keyboard - at least for now.

It's more efficient to use the mouse as little as possible as moving hands from keyboard to elsewhere slows you down.

Twin Adam Sandlers shake El Reg's movie unwatchablathon team

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in defense of Jack and Jill

Mind you I can't remember finding anything with Adam Sandler in it good.

Wait! There was... no, it was... hold on... ahhhh... No, you are right. Rotten Tomatoes has 7 of his movies rated above 50%, one less than the total that achieved single digits and including three that managed to score an incredible 0%. The only way he could get worse would be to star in a sequel to the Lost in Space movie.

Wanted: Brit Facebook and Twitter trolls for counter-jihad psyops

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Childcatcher

Re: Call me old fashioned

You say "McDonald's," I say "crimes against humanity." That's just mean!

Avast there: MEELLIONS of Androiders scuttled by 'adware' game app

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Re: Malware Solution

Each time you unlock your device, an ad is presented to you, warning you about a problem, eg that your device is infected.... This, of course, is a complete lie

Um, doesn't the presence of these ads confirm that there is malware on the device? The app functions as a Trojan, after all.

Who's come to fix your broadband? It may be a Fed in disguise. Without a search warrant

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What happened to "innocent unless proven guilty?"

This is more a matter of probable cause rather than of having the assumption of guilt (it was a search, not a trial). Still, I cannot for the life of me see either how there was sufficient evidence for probable cause or that the means used should be considered reasonable to gain access without a warrant. Of course, I am not a lawyer, but if you have to have a legal expert to differentiate between what is a reasonable expectation of privacy and what is not, there would seem to be a problem.

My guess is that this or a similar method will be tried again but will most likely cause the case to overturned if it goes to a jury trial or a federal appellate court.

Accused Silk Road boss's lawyer insists he was just a fall guy

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FAIL

Re: Effective "a big boy did it and ran away" defenses require...

I have been following this with my uninterested-in-internet-or-legal-affairs teenager. When TDPR announced his defense, I asked if it was at all believable. Given the look I got back, I had a pretty good idea what the outcome was going to be.

Singapore wants nation-wide internet of things, hold the internet

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Re: My money is on..

My money is on.. Someone getting lazy...

I don't see why you used the Joke icon. If the folks in Singapore are anything like everywhere else in the world, they will have their hands full preventing just this from happening.

China and Russia start again with this UN internet takeover bull****

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Re: Really?

As of 04 February 2015 the world's worst Spam Haven countries for production and export of spam are:

1 United States Number of Current Live Spam Issues: 2553

2 China Number of Current Live Spam Issues: 1270

3 Russian Federation Number of Current Live Spam Issues: 759

4 Japan Number of Current Live Spam Issues: 561

Yes, but if you divide by the number of Internet users in those countries, we see something a little more detailed:

1. Ukraine 2.84 e-5

2. United States 9.12 e-6

3. Russian Federation 8.98 e-6

4. Turkey 8.19 e-6

5. United Kingdom 6.03 e-6

6. Japan 5.13 e-6

7. Germany 4.78 e-6

8. Brazil 2.87 e-6

9. China 1.97 e-6

10. India 1.30 e-6

Sources:

http://www.spamhaus.org/statistics/countries/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_Internet_users

Turing notes found warming Bletchley Park's leaky ceilings

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Useful Example

I sent the link to the article to everyone I know who works in IA and added it to my list of what never to do.

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee calls for net neutrality in Europe

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Re: re: @Neil Davies 1

Nor does it preclude traffic shaping/management, provided such shaping is based on traffic dynamics and not economics.

And herein lies the rub: how do you differentiate the two? As indicated elsewhere, good network management often includes prioritization of traffic, This discussion reminds me a bit of the "benevolent dictator" approach to running a nation. If the ISPs are left to determine how to do this, they will eventually, inevitably decide to maximize profits, especially in the short term, no matter the quality of service provided to customers. If there are consistent standards and rules across the board, there will be other problems, to be sure, but they will be lesser than the worse case of service providers gone wild.

DARPA: We KNOW WHO YOU ARE... by the WAY you MOVE your MOUSE

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Re: Yes, but

Being in a hurry to do something important might be enough to change someone's style sufficiently to fail the test.

... or if the person got sick, or had a sports injury, or was hungover, or... This will obviously take quite a bit of testing before it is widely accepted simply because it is a different way of handling authentication than most are used to and moreso because it involved basic security contorls. It would seem to me to be appropriate for tracking who happens to be using a system at a given time, but I do not think it will be good enough to provide initial authentication. Given that it is little more than vaporware at this time, I am willing to admit that I may be wrong, but it will be a long time before this has a chance for widespread adoption.

Enough is enough: It's time to flush Flash back to where it came from – Hell

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Lead by Example

It's time to take the software round the back of the shed and shoot it.

Nah, this calls for public execution* pour encourager les autres. Hang 'em high!

* Please note that I am morally against capital punishment. I just don't know what came over me. Oh, right: Flash.

Google boffins PROVE security warnings don't ... LOOK! A funny cat!

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Re: Hey!

What? No cat picture? FTFY!

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Re: I've seen and bypassed this message.

Want to improve compliance, Google? Make it easier for your users to configure your software to work in their environment.

My impression of most Google offerings purportedly targeting the business environment is that they are trying to undermine their competition by offering "free" services, not so much that they are trying to offer customers good quality. They have improved since I first had to deal with their products, but they still don't seem to get corporate environments.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Sizzling sag aloo

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Re: Aloo is "classic" Indian food? Really?

Unlike various other "national" food types such as Chinese, Indian fare has rapidly taken on whatever local or new ingredients as are available.

Obviously, you are much more experienced with Indian food than other cuisines. Chinese chefs are famous for making do with whatever ingredients are available wherever they happen to find themselves. Japanese recipes tend to use sweet potatoes rather than white, but sushi and tempura recipes have been adapted to meet the challenge local ingredients have provided all over the world.

Google forced to – wah! – OBEY the LAW with privacy policy tweaks

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Re: Privacy Policies are getting harder to read.

If people cared about privacy policies then people would be flocking away from Google for other services with "better privacy", but that isn't happening.

So, if it a choice between A) a steaming pile of semi-functional code that allows for perfectly secure searches that do not return anything of value and B) Google which returns an arguably great set of results but which also plays fast and loose with personal privacy, people will always choose A?

Additional incentives might be needed such as cranking up the per instance tax on searches to mirror the ever-increasing tobacco tax. While I agree that education is a critical part of security, I don't believe that cigarette usage makes for a good comparison.

Snowden reveals LEVITATION technique of Canada’s spies

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I hate to say I told you so...

...but I told you so. On the plus side, the grudging admiration this effort has garnered must sting the NSA more than a bit.

The new Falcon Heavy: MOST POWERFUL ROCKET since the Apollo moonshots

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Re: Or in English

I wonder what you would do with 12.619 kiloJubs in low earth orbit?

I am not entirely sure, but it sound like a lot of fun!

YouTube flushes Flash for future flicks

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Re: nice one

Adobe, you've been producing cack for years, soon you'll be gone.

Photoshop users might agree with your premise, but I doubt many will follow along to your conclusion!

US looks at plan to hand over world's DNS – and screams blue murder

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Re: The simplest and best solution

What makes a republic a particularly good idea?

It isn't, but it's better than the alternatives.

Charlotte, NC thinks it has won the Google Fiber lottery

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Re: Hmmm... can we re-think the goodness of Google fibre?

Sorry, that should have been "foreign-based companies."

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Re: Hmmm... can we re-think the goodness of Google fibre?

Canada, for one.

That's a very short list and not exactly a repudiation of my points, alas. Also, you allude to one of the more complicated issues of our time: how data is handled by entities that are outside the borders of a given country. We have seen quite a bit lately how different governments get around privacy laws by setting up mutual spying agreements to monitor each other's citizens in ways that are not legal to do internally. I think that this sort of end run will continue to be one of the biggest challenges to democracies. There will always be tensions over opposing goals in the way our governments work, but it looks to me (and to many, many people if comment sections of my non-random sample of sites is any indication) as though there is a distinct lack of balance when it comes to the issue of security versus privacy.

Of course, all this is quite apart from the data being gathered and handled by foreign-based countries. A supervillain's monolog couldn't cover all that. I will note, though, that I don't see products being sold as privacy tools flying off the virtual shelves, though there seem to be an increasing number of them available. Perhaps there is hope that better privacy will be available for those who want it, assuming they are even aware by that point that they should.

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Childcatcher

Re: Hmmm... can we re-think the goodness of Google fibre?

Name one telecoms, software, hardware or internet company in the USA that wouldn't do the same...

Trevor, your statement assumes there ever was an era in which there was true privacy. But don't stop there. Name all of the national governments that don't pull in everything they can. I suspect that you would be wrong on quite a number on your list, while the rest are most likely trying to do so but haven't worked out how or simply don't have the infrastructure to make it worthwhile. As far as businesses are concerned, anywhere you have the ability to make money off this, there will be the temptation to do so. Big Business just wants to follow in Big Brother's footsteps is all.

Boffin finds formula for four-year-five-nines disk arrays

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Childcatcher

Not terribly surprising

Hardware and software usually contribute less to the cost of ownership of a system than the support staff to maintain it, at least in my experience. I would have liked to see a broader sample of disks for comparison, though, as altering variables just a little bit might result in much different outcomes. For example, HDD reliability varies greatly by manufacturer and SDDs are missing entirely from this study. Also, much of the reliability data made available by drive vendors does not count failed drives that are replaced by warranty, which is perhaps why Backblaze's data was the only set used.

Humanity can defeat SkyNet with BOOKS, says IT think tank

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Re: more titles

Have an upvote for 'Robot and Frank.' I think that, to carry the '1984' example a bit further, it is worth keeping in mind the examples given by the various dystopian works. Blade Runner (DADoES) gets my vote for that.

Jellybean upgrade too hard for Choc Factory, but not for YOU

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Childcatcher

Re: Technical or financial

I would guess that the fact that updates have to be pushed out by the various telcos and ISPs might have a bit to do with it, as well. If Google ran updates where the devices phoned home (see what I did there?) to Mountain View for updates rather than having to depend the mobile service their respective owners use, it might be a different story. Take Verizon, for example. If you go to its Android FAQ page, most of newer versions have a note to older phone owners that reads like this:

XXX is only available on select Android devices. Some newly released Android devices will ship with XXX preloaded. If your device is running an older Android version, you can regularly check the Advanced Devices Software Updates page to see if the XXX update is available for your device.

Of course, you can keep checking until the cows come home, but you are never going to update. As much as I hate to condone Google's current strategy on this issue, I cannot imagine it would be worth while to put in the effort needed to patch this flaw only to have most of the mobile carriers not bother with it. On the other hand, Google could change the update model to work more like Chrome, but that has its own set of risks.

P0wning for the fjords: Malware turns drones into DEAD PARROT

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,More, Commas, Please,,,

The Citrix engineer developed what he said was the first malware dubbed Maldrone which exploited a new backdoor in the drones.

There's other software out there also named Maldrone and but not exploiting a backdoor to drone control systems? It's a pretty cool exploit, though. Let's hope Amazon does a better job with security than the Parrot people when they go forward using them for deliveries. Perhaps this might mean a job opportunity for Sasi.

Secret Service on alert after drone CRASHES into White House

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Childcatcher

Re: And I thought

At least we know now where colony collapse disorder originated.

Brits need chutzpah to copy Israeli cyberspies' tech creche – ex-spooks

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Apples to Apples?

Former soldiers at Israel’s Intelligence Corps have set up perhaps hundreds of infosec start-ups. In contrast, tech firms hiring ex-NSA or GCHQ staffers remain something of a rarity.

I know the bulk of the article focused on the UK side of the comparison, but in the US, there are other government entities that generate tech start-ups. A quick search of our national labs and DARPA should provide some backup for this assertion.