* Posts by User McUser

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Jailed Romanian hacker repents, invents ATM security scheme

User McUser
Boffin

Re: Over complex

"[in a] VHS it is always the magnetic tape that is moving, never the magnetic pick up head."

Nope, in VHS both the tape and the read/write heads move. There simply isn't enough fidelity in linear recording for the extra video information. (Google "helical scan" for more info.)

"If the head was re-engineered to be a moving part then it would probably fail, and fail often and fast."

No more so than any other mechanical device.

PayPal security boss: OBLITERATE passwords from THE PLANET

User McUser
Meh

Ident-i-Eze

Authentication Tokens are dumb unless it's just one part of a n-factor authentication scheme. If my access is dependent entirely on a single piece of gear then if it's stolen/lost A) I'm screwed and B) Someone else gets to access all my accounts without being challenged. (Same reason I don't let my browser save passwords.)

While I truly detest having to create separate logins for every f-ing site on the planet, I don't think we'll be excising passwords/PINs any time soon. Biometrics might manage to do it, but inexpensive USB fingerprint scanners have been available for at least 13 years that I'm aware of and it hasn't happened yet.

Tesla earns first profit, Model S wins '99% perfect' rating

User McUser
Headmaster

Re: Yay!

"[...] stealing fairy tales from the public domain [...]"

By definition, you cannot steal from the public domain.

Retro-tech fan seeks cash for Commodore 64 clones

User McUser
Holmes

"Project Bread Bin" has been Binned

Apparently he's called the whole thing off now.

From the site: "I've decided to cancel the project. It seems someone who is very public and someone who I admire has publically pronounced the whole thing a scam."

Creative Suite cloud lurch crushes beret-wearers' cost-slash bid

User McUser
FAIL

@Peter 48 Re: Skipping a version

The difference is that once I buy the new version I STOP sending them money AND I still get to use the software. With a subscription model I'm left with nothing at the end of it.

And suppose I'm NOT one of those people who upgrade to every new version? A copy of CS5 will still work in another year and costs me exactly nothing beyond the amount I already paid. What benefit does a subscription give me here?

Why not sell the latest version normally and then offer a maintenance agreement/plan and provide me with the latest/greatest and what-not so long as I pay the maintenance fee? That way when I stop paying I get to keep whatever version I currently have rather than it evaporating into the æther.

How much will Google pay to bring fiber to Provo, Utah? Try $1

User McUser
Holmes

"Google will [buy the network] for the measly sum of $1 [...] The search giant says it expects the network to be profitable..."

I don't see how. I mean, they've already invested nearly 1/48 billionth of their cash holdings into this boondoggle.

WikiLeaker Assange, Google's Schmidt and a secret 5-hour chinwag

User McUser

"...with 48 hours of YouTube video coming in every minute, we can't mechanically do it."

Sure you can, just hire 2,880 people to watch one minute each. With 3 shifts of 8 hours each, that's only 8,640 people to run the process 24/7. California's minimum wage is $8 per hour so it would only cost a bit more than $200 Million in salaries, plus incidentals (electricity, health insurance, etc.) Given that Google made multiple Billions in 2012, this seems entirely feasible.

Ofcom: Parents, here's how to keep grubby tots from buying Smurfberries

User McUser
Headmaster

"[...] Android has granular permissions [...]"

Well no, not really; they only have granular requirements.

If they were permissions I could enable or disable them as I see fit. Instead my only choice is "do I install or not" which makes them requirements.

Want to know if that hottie has HIV? Put their blood in the DVD player

User McUser
Coat

Re: Lets see...The pregency stick came firts...

"The pregnancy stick came first."

If you're using a Home Pregnancy Test then I'll wager that the man came first...

Yahoo! drops! size! limit! on! email! attachments! with aid from Dropbox

User McUser
IT Angle

> What's so difficult about pasting the public dropbox link for the file in an email and send it?

You're asking users to stop and think; that right there will stymie most people. Have you never done technical support before?

Oz shop slaps browsers with $5 just looking fee

User McUser

Re: Seems a great way to lose business.

"Just curious if someone refused to pay would she then be able to call the police [...]"

My guess is that if you don't pay you'll be asked to buy something or get out.

GoPro accused of using DMCA to take down product review

User McUser
Headmaster

Re: authorised?

"You can't use the DCMA in a trademark dispute."

I would think not. The Defense Contract Management Agency has plenty to do already!

Feds cuff ex-NASA boffin at airport amid state-secret leak scare

User McUser
Holmes

Re: SIM card

"Ummmm is not saying 'I have a mobile phone with me' enough?"

Or, perhaps, he had an additional SIM card besides the one in his phone.

Study: Megaupload closure boosted Hollywood sales 10%

User McUser
Meh

From the Abstract

"Controlling for country-specific trends and the Christmas holiday, we find no statistical relationship between Megaupload penetration and changes in digital sales *prior* to the shutdown. However, we find a statistically significant positive relationship between a country’s Megaupload penetration and its sales change after the shutdown..." [Note: *Emphasis* is mine]

So the number of Megaupload users in an area had no measurable impact on digital sales/rentals *while it was operating* but shutting it down pushed sales up? Maybe I don't understand the math here, but to me that implies any change is just coincidental rather than causal.

The only real issue I have with this study is that there simply isn't enough data; a 9 month window (September 2011 to May 2012) isn't a big enough sample. You really need two or three years of data tracking both legal and illegal downloads to reach a meaningful conclusion IMHO.

Oldest gear that's still in use?

User McUser
IT Angle

Oldest gear that's still in use?

We have a professor here (I work at a University) that maintains a PDP-8/E to use for something or other having to do with his research. Apparently some program he wrote in the 70s/80s couldn't possibly be ported to anything even remotely modern </sarcasm>, but since he's essentially self contained we let him do as he pleases.

Anyway, I'm curious what ancient computers other people might still be actually using.

Apple: OK, we tracked your every move... but let's call it a caching bug, m'kay?

User McUser

@NumptyScrub

"I'm now trying to work out how to paraphrase that into refusing to allow police on the premises even though they have a warrant"

You can't stop them from entering if they have a warrant; that's the whole *point* of a warrant.

However (in the US at least) a warrant must detail the specific thing or things that the police are looking for. So I suppose if they showed up with a warrant that stated they were looking for something exceptionally broad (eg: "illegal stuff") or with nothing listed you could argue that they're "attempting to discover harm."

MapR smashes MinuteSort benchmark on Google Compute

User McUser
Trollface

Re: some wrong figure there?

Probably just a typographical error.

Then again, it *is* Microsoft after all...

Mobile tech bods beg devs: C'mon, where's that KILLER app?

User McUser
Go

Re: App suggestions

"Elderly person walkie-talkie mode (private chat, private VOIP, always on)"

This already exists, it's called "push-to-talk."

Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

User McUser

Value of an Album

"it makes no sense to settle for pennies from streams when you can bank pounds from purchases: that moment may never come again."

Ummm, why can't one do both? I seem to recall quite a number of highly successful groups that made plenty of money selling albums whilst simultaneously distributing some or all of the same content via streaming (I believe they called it "Radio" back in the day.) Why should an artist ever exclude or limit potential revenue streams?

Samsung Wallet slavishly copies inspired by Apple Passbook

User McUser
Unhappy

Re: indeed

"It looks like that because that is what a clock looks like."

Unless it looks *too much* like another clock of course...

( http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/12/apple_payout_swiss_railways/ )

Google stokes hype machine over Project Glass robospecs

User McUser
Boffin

"No one really likes to wear glasses at the best of times"

Says you... Personally, I enjoy having corrected vision and since I don't like contact lenses and don't want lasers or scalpels near my eyes glasses are the best choice.

From stage to stream: The unseen tech at the BRIT Awards 2013

User McUser
Alert

Video Blocked

"This video contains content from SME and Warner Chappell, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

Good thing too, as I was about to stop spending money on music and/or entertainment forever as soon as I was able to watch this short excerpt from a 17 year old awards show. You win this round content producers...

Tesla vs Media again as Model S craps out on journo - on the highway

User McUser

Meanwhile, 120 years earlier...

Gasoline Powered Automobile Fails to Impress

A reporter for the New York Times was nearly able to make a round-trip from Washington to Boston during a recent "test-drive" of a new gasoline powered horseless carriage. However he required stopping for additional fuel two times, and that was only possible due to the contraption's manufacturer's special "gas-stations" which were built specifically for this test.

All was well on the first leg with the contraption making it to the first "station" without issue. However, on the return leg of the journey, the device suffered a mechanical fault needing to be towed into town by a mule team. "I was going past fields of hay, but I was not smiling" the reporter was heard to have quipped. Horse sales remain strong as people avoid automobiles for fear of running out of fuel far from the next fuel depot.

Don't like your cell network? Legal unlocking ends TONIGHT in US

User McUser
Flame

Looking out for No. 1

"Operators lock phones to give them enough time to recover the subsidy they pay when the contract is signed [...]"

If I'm under contract then I have to pay the agreed fee until the end of the contract or pay an "early termination fee." Which is perfectly fine; I signed the contract fully understanding that it is a binding legal document. So why do they need to lock the phone as well?

My theory is that they're trying to make switching providers as difficult as possible whilst simultaneously destroying the used phone reseller market.

Tiny tech ZigBee harnesses puny power of the press

User McUser
Trollface

Re: Car keys?

Odd, I've been unlocking car doors (well, all sorts of doors really) without batteries for quite some time now.

Insert key into slot; rotate key in the proper direction; open door.

Boffins take the temperature of the cosmos

User McUser
Boffin

Re: So the heat-death of the Universe is ~8.19 billion years from now?

"we're capable of seeing energy from 23.5 billion light-years away"

The universe is "only" 13.77 billion years old so it is not possible for anything further away than 13.77 billion light-years to be detectable simply because the light/energy can't have gotten here yet.

As for the "death" of the universe, given the Eddington number (10^80 protons) and the proton half-life (10^32 years) my math says we have 2.67*10^34 years before the last proton evaporates back into energy. But I could be wrong.

'Op! Op! Op!' Gangnam Style earns Google $8m

User McUser
Headmaster

The "$8m" figure is probably rounded to nearest whole million so we don't have an exact figure, but based on the numbers given in the article $8,000,000 divided by 1,233,872,169 views is 0.648365381843701¢ per view.

Mobes, web filth 'pornifying' our kids, warns top Labour MP

User McUser
Go

National Public Radio's "All Things Considered" recently aired an excellent piece on the practice of "Slut Shaming." http://www.npr.org/2013/01/07/168812354/online-shaming-a-new-level-of-cyberbullying-for-girls

Worth a listen.

AV-Test boss dismisses Microsoft criticism of malware test results

User McUser

" 'Our review showed that 0.0033 percent of [...] customers were impacted by malware samples not detected during the test,' Blackbird said."

So if there were, say, a million customers MS is OK with 3,300 of them getting hit by malware?

Fans of dead data 'liberator' Swartz press Obama to sack prosecutor

User McUser
Headmaster

Solecisms...

"Now Lofgren has announced her intention to propose Aaron's Law on Reddit [...]"

I'm sure Reddit will vote for it. Perhaps afterwards she could propose it to Congress too?

Bloke blasts Sprint for fingering his home as phone thieves' den

User McUser
Coat

Re: That poor bastard...

Hey! Just because *some* Americans are overly litigious jerks doesn't mean we all are.

I mean I haven't filed a lawsuit for at least a week...

India's tough hacker crackdown: IT security leaflets with every device

User McUser
Go

Re: Bah!

We had a user who reported receiving a similar phone call recently.

Much to my surprise the user (who is not normally the swiftest when it comes to computers) did the right thing and kept asking questions, didn't do anything the phisherman asked, demanded to speak to a manager, etc until he hung-up on her in frustration.

I have always wanted to get one these calls myself. I think it would be tremendous fun to see how long I could keep them on the line pretending to do what they ask while having the darndest problems... "Gosh thanks so much for calling me, I don't want 'the haxors' to steal all my desktops and megapixels from the inter-cloud! Oh dear, the screen's gone all blue again... Can you help me fix that too?"

All your audio, video kit is about to become OBSOLETE

User McUser
Go

Re: "We're talking audio with something like four to 16 times better fidelity."

Just turn the knob up to 11.

2012 was warmest year ever recorded in USA

User McUser

Re: Two grains of salt to take with this data

"[...] it offers the convenient prediction of 'more droughts, more floods, more extreme weather' so anytime any of those things occur it can be linked to AGW."

Perhaps I misunderstood you, but it seems to me that you are saying "if an outcome matches a prediction that means that the theory behind the prediction was wrong." So exactly what sort of weather trends and other phenomena would you accept in support of AGW? What would convince you?

Guess who'll grab Facebook Sponsored Stories payout? (Hint: Not the victims)

User McUser
Stop

Re: EPIC!

"A story about Facebook sponsored stories which turns has half the story talking about the failings of Google"

No, this is a story about a LAWSUIT about Facebook Sponsored Stories and addresses that subject at length.

Oracle, Dell, CSC, Xerox, Symantec accused of paying ZERO UK tax

User McUser

Re: Go right ahead...

"Raise taxes on those companies and watch them leave for other tax friendlier havens."

I hate this argument, and I hear it all the time.

Businesses are not unicorns; we don't have to worry that we'll frighten them off never to return. Plain and simple, they want your money and if the only way to get it is to give some of it to the government then they'll fall in line.

Facebook tests feature to let strangers pay to message you

User McUser

Re: Check the numbers

The United States Postal Service charges 45¢ for 1st class letters of up to 1oz (~28 grams) for delivery within the US (including the freak states and APO/AFO.)

Canadian man: I solved WWII WAR HERO pigeon code!

User McUser
Coat

With apologies to "Helping Children Through Research And Development"

When everyone can open my mental Encyclopedia (nicely to allow requisite shouting) all really easy parts require ten Toms yodeling. Sadly, help is the hardest of the ways humans equate natural interests there. Certainly others might eat some, tasting only mushrooms, apples, kale, interesting noodles, goldfish, and certain roots. Otherwise nothing you might see shall open minds. Every time I make ethanol someone tells Hubert "evolution yes!" Eventually varieties endanger news makers and keep everyone sane. "Enough nonsense," says everyone.

Not sure that makes any sense though...

Last moon landing was 40 years ago today

User McUser
Headmaster

Pedantry Alert...

"[The Apollo 17 astronauts] gathered more than 110kgs [of] soil"

There's no soil on the moon, just regolith. Soil is composed, in part, of decomposed organic matter; the moon has none of that. (Well not until 1969 at least [1].)

[1] http://boingboing.net/2009/06/16/poop-on-the-moon-and.html

Google+ exec declares Facebook 'social network of the past'

User McUser
Trollface

I think you misquoted Mr. Horowitz...

"We don't have to make next week's payroll by jamming ads at users. But we do it anyway."

Fixed it for you...

Patent troll sues just about the whole tech biz over 4 years

User McUser
Childcatcher

Re: If i were the likes of google

And they'd probably reply "We'll see you in court then. We didn't file this case in East Texas for the barbeque you know..."

Then during the trial they'll cry and whine/whinge to the jury that mean-old Google wouldn't play ball and were very rude. And before you can say "software shouldn't be patentable," Google is on the hook for a couple hundred million. Better to just toss a couple million at them and put the whole thing behind an NDA.

Monty Python legend Eric Idle and rockstar boffin Cox write a song

User McUser

Re: Age versus size

From what I understand, the universe can expand faster than the speed of light.

Consumer group urges Aussies to spoof IP addresses

User McUser
Childcatcher

I'm not talking about the resellers, they are obviously just fulfilling their contractual obligations as you pointed out. My beef is with the copyright owners/manufacturers who make their resellers sign such ridiculous contracts.

It's 2012 FFS. We have the Internet and we have international trade. There's no particular reason why we all shouldn't be able to buy a copy of Left4Dead or a Blu-Ray movie at roughly the same time for roughly the same price (taxes, etc not withstanding.)

User McUser
Headmaster

Your analogy is invalid; we're not minors and digital copies of a movie or video game aren't anything like cigarettes or alcohol.

Beyond that, age restrictions on those products are put in place by the government (or by society), NOT the manufacturers* or stores. And those controls are based (ostensibly) on protecting minors from potential self harm (alcohol poisoning, cancer, etc) versus geoblocking's goal of... well whatever it is they think they'll gain by denying people with money access to content.

That said, it isn't unthinkable that there might be local laws that require content blocking; for example if a movie is deemed inappropriate based on a country's laws. But again that is the LAW, not Corporate Policy, and in cases such as those the nature of and reason for the block should be fully disclosed.

*Arguably some of them would very much like to sell their wares to minors (eg: Joe Camel.)

User McUser
Facepalm

I believe the proper response to that argument is "then they can go fuck themselves."

Don't tell me I'm not allowed to pay you for something and then go crying to the courts that I've stolen from you when I get it anyway. You had an opportunity to take my money and you said "No thanks."

Jimmy Savile ringtones still selling like hot cakes on iTunes

User McUser
Coat

If two people are arguing about this subject, would that mean they would be having a Savile Row?

Payment protection tops list of SMS spam scams

User McUser
Headmaster

Re: Whitelist

That's not the same thing.

What the OP wants, as do I, is default-deny + whitelist, not default-allow + black-list.

Gavel fails to fall for Apple 1

User McUser
Megaphone

"[The Apple 1 ...] cannot be undervalued"

The results of the auction would beg to differ.

Democrat candidate attacked by GOP for being stabby assassin ORC

User McUser
Holmes

"Please please please don't start reporting on American politics, even if it is semi-IT related."

Or one could simply refrain from clicking on headlines which are OBVIOUSLY related to American politics...

UK.gov squatting on £1bn IPv4 motherlode

User McUser
Megaphone

Re: Already answered

Why not use this as an opportunity to migrate to IPv6 and sell the IPv4 address block while it's still worth something?

At least then you can off-set the cost of the migration in whole or in part. If they wait much longer they'll have migrated to IPv6 anyway and the IPv4 block will be worthless.

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