* Posts by getHandle

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Sick of tech bro Silicon Valley? Oakland is building a better tech world – say Oaklanders

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Good for them

Haters gonna hate, coders gonna code. Anyone who gives a fuck about colour/gender/creed is an arsehole (asshole for our cousins over the pond).

Scouts' downed Compass database won't be back 'til autumn

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> GLOBAL

Did you want The Reg to clarify that it is the _UK_ Scout Association they are talking about too?

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Thanks for the update

Guess they're too embarrassed to tell us directly...

BT thinks EE customers will FLEE from enlarged four-play mobe biz

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Re: Churn

I always found EE's customer service to be keen but crap. Mostly clueless, script following, no initiative.

I didn't really expect much more so I'm glad I only needed to talk to them a couple of times.

At least indifference would set my expectations from the outset.

Locally Integrated Menus back on Vivid Vervet’s menu

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The idiot who came up with the global menu bar should be shot

Or at least spoken to very patronisingly.

Document Foundation pledges Office 365 and Google Docs challenger

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Re: A Hardware Alternative Too?

You had me until "Firefox OS"...

Audi TT: It's NOT a hairdresser-mobile, the dash is too flash

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My ageing Golf diesel is a wonderfully reliable car

Unlike the wife and two kids... How I'd love a car like that!

‘Digital by default’ agricultural payments halted: Farmers start smirking

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Re: Hurray, it's agile!

Fail fast, fail often, deliver shit.

Pub O'clock probe finds thousands of repeated 512-bit RSA keys

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Happy

SSL VPL?

Caught with their pants down, more like!

Tell us, do you enjoy the thought of BT-EE's sweaty fourplay?

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Re: Recently switched to EE

Our EE broadband is a solid 8Mb/s apart from some mild evening/weekend contention.

It's the 3G signal that sucks. Especially on London train lines...

If there were a decent alternative that also gave us a fiver a month off our broadband then I'd switch in an instant!

Siri, you're fired: Microsoft Cortana's elbows into iOS, Android

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How hard can it be?

Google Now sucks donkey balls in terms of intelligence, as opposed to looking stuff up. And I'm a fandroid!

Having trouble believing Microsoft will do any better though. "It looks like you're using a telephone"...

One does not simply ask the inventor of the WWW what he thinks about memes

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Re: Put the TLD first, but keep the dot separator

Obligatory xkcd reference: http://xkcd.com/1179/

UK Supreme Court waves through indiscriminate police surveillance

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I sense funny handshakes...

Wish someone would approach me!

Fiction: Go into a room and walk into a dream

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"Game" at the Almeida is a bit more down-to-earth!

Although maybe a bit too much politics for this audience...

How many Androids does it take to change a light bulb?

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Re: G4

Ah, okay, tricky. LEDs are still the way to go though - the quality and lifetimes are vastly improved on just a few years ago. Good luck!

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Re: G4

G4s in the ceiling? Ditch 'em and go for GU10s - you won't look back. (Or up - they're too bright ;-)

Revealed: Facebook Boss Zuckerberg's One Weird Trick When Hiring

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Re: 10,000 people is small?

And still the mobile app is laggy and buggy, and whatever they are doing with server synchronisation is a joke.

Paul Allen hunts down sunken Japanese WWII super-battleship

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Pirate

Now that's what I call a hobby!

Just call me Dirk.

Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

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> what do people need SD cards for?

Music for me. My 32GB sd card is more than half-full of music and copying that when I get a new phone, rather than just moving the card, is a real pain!

Britain needs more tech immigrants, quango tells UK.gov

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More squeezing of the squeezed middle

Import cheaper labour, screw the resident population.

How good a techie are you? Objective about yourself and your skills?

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> My competence ... is entirely in the eye of the beholder

Isn't that the crux of it? If you do get put in a mission-critical position then you have every right to expect the support, overview and guidance of "the beholder", ie your employer, to ensure you don't cock it up entirely.

Of course, if you stick to mobile then it's all just toys and you don't have to worry ;-)

HAWKING ALERT: Leave planet Earth, find a new home. Stupid humans

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Re: send corrections link

Maybe if using it elicited a "thank-you", more people would bother? Or maybe it's just me...

Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

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Perfect summary

"What a pompous twat."

(Re)touching on a quarter-century of Adobe Photoshop

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Re: It's good, yes

+1 for GIMP!

PENGUINS are just TASTELESS, say boffins

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Re: Not to Killer Whales

It's the ones with the blue wrapper of course!

Free WiFi coming to UK trains ... in two years

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> white elephant

Absolutely - more bl**dy carriages are what's needed on Southern, at least!

Now Samsung's spying smart TVs insert ADS in YOUR OWN movies

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Re: Doesn't everyone do that?

Except that the BBC's own adverts seem to take up just as much time as commercial ad breaks!

Capita lands spot on mega £5bn NHS commissioning deal

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And they wonder why people don't bother voting

Tories - look after their mates. Labour - piss away money like it's going out of fashion. Lib-dems - spare me. Ukip - (sigh) maybe, but not really.

Wonder if Capita have any jobs going? If you can't beat them...

First look: Ordnance Survey lifts kimono on next-gen map app

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Love the paper maps

Tried their map finder app out of interest. Died horribly on my stock Moto G 2nd gen. Won't be rushing back for the new app...

Anthem, America's second biggest health insurer, HACKED: Millions hit by breach

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Time for a new job

In the identity theft prevention business!

Dixons Carphone clings to EE, Three in Phones 4U bullet dodge

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Did Goliath need a capital G?

I thought that was part of the name of the joint venture!

'Look into my eyes: You are feeling very worried about the climate ... so worried'

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Re: Nice reference

He's not. Trust me, he really isn't. To even mention psychohistory in the same article is an offence to Asimov!

Sleepy Ofcom glances at Internet of Things, rolls over, takes nap

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Ofcom probably realise Google, et al, will tell them what to do at some point

So any effort they put in now is just wasted...

Why so tax-shy, big tech firms? – Bank of England governor

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Re: What about the workers

"Take you out" isn't perhaps quite the most tactful way to put it, but basically I agree with you...

LEAKED: Samsung's iPhone 6 killer... the Samsung Galaxy S6

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blackphone?

https://blackphone.ch

SCREW you, GLASSHOLES! Microsoft unveils HoloLens

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Re: Hope they truly work

That's a good thing - the Super key is really handy on my linux boxes!

SO. Which IS more important to humanity: Facebook, or Portugal?

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Lots of their non-fortified stuff is pretty damn good as well, hic!

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Re: Deloitte?

Thanks for that - "Groove is in the heart" will be going round my head for the rest of the day now!

Samsung and BlackBerry: Coming together? Not at this price

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Samsung will buy anything if they think there's a buck in it

Seemingly modelling themselves on Microsoft - how does it go? Embrace, extend, extinguish?

Just as nasty, just a bit more clueless.

'F*** you', exclaims Google Translate app, politely

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Re: How does it handle ...

Seems fairly accurate...

Big Blue's biggest mainframe yet is the size of a fridge

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Coat

Nice angles

Looks like Batman's fridge!

Stuck on a coding problem – should you Bing it?

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Re: VS Express no' worky.

Doesn't do so well on my Ubuntu machines either ;-)

El Reg's Giant Mobile Industry Roundup of 2014: Part Deux

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...lots of battling chieftains...

Ironic given that was a factor in Nokia's cluster-f*ck of a strategy.

YEAR of the PENGUIN: A Linux mobile in 2015?

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Re: Very pleased with Linux

There's always someone producing stuff the kids want to use that only runs on Windows and sometimes Mac. Looking at you VTech...

Forget Google's robot cars, now it's on to ANDROID cars

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Re: No chance

Calm down dear, it's just the infotainment systems!

Manchester festival marketers fined £70,000 over spam ‘mum’ texts

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Had to re-read your comment I did

Thought you'd gone all Yoda on me there I did.

Get your staff working on the move: Develop that app for mobile

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Appears to be word-for-word copy of previous article

From a couple of weeks ago: here. Wrong content submitted maybe?

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