* Posts by getHandle

453 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Apr 2011

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Slander-as-a-service: Peeple app wants people to rate and review you – whether you like it or not

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Wonder what will happen...

When the CEO finds herself on there and is torn to shreds by every involuntary participant?

Eight cores good, ten cores better: MediaTek resumes Qualcomm multi-core war

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"...there are ways of taking single threads and distributing across multiple cores"

Now that's a neat trick, assuming it isn't PR bullshit...

Met at 'huge risk' of botching its Sopra Steria outsourcing contract

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I don't get it

It's almost like these big outsourcing companies aren't there to deliver good results, on-time, on-budget and fulfilling the reqs. It's almost like they're, I dunno, just trying to screw the taxpayer for every last penny they can get out of them...

Twitter signs Edward Snowden to write for them for free

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Re: The Man is a Traitor

And vodka. Don't forget the vodka!

Buyout-happy Accenture hits $30bn in sales – as profits slide 10 per cent

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Seems to be how you make money these days

I'm sure TimW will be along soon to tell us what a great thing Accidenture is for the economy...

Architect of UK’s hated Care.data scheme quits NHS, flees from Britain

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I nominate this for CotW!

EE: Yes, our broadband service is a total clusterf**k – but we promise to improve

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Re: Maybe crapita can help?

As an EE customer, your comment chills me to the bone...

Wileyfox Swift: Brit startup budget 'droid is the mutt's nuts

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Hits my sweet spot!

<Brucey voice>

You're my favourite!

</Brucey voice>

Fruity Firefox: Mozilla caves to Apple, unveils iOS-friendly browser

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Re: Finally!

Nope, can't tell if you're being serious or not... I rather fear the former!

Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?

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May I suggest an alternative?

Gerald Ratner. That's the state they're in!

High-heeled hacker builds pen-test kit into her skyscraper shoes

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Re: What Next?

Ban all clothing and bend over ;-)

Fancy a mile-high earjob? We've had five!

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Re: An actual bargain

Agreed. Tilt the headband a bit forward for maximum comfort. Did me London -> Korea a few times very nicely.

Trend publishes analysis of yet another Android media handling bug

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So if I install a dodgy app or they know my number...

I might be in trouble... It's not really like the windows "look at an infected machine and you've got something nasty" times of yore, is it?

Android apps are flooding on to jailbroken Win10 phones

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We have to let go of this notion that for Microsoft to win, Google has to lose.

Shame they didn't grow up soon enough to realise this applied to Nokia.

Samsung says micro-sats could blanket the world with Internet

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Samsung satellites?

And you thought it was hard to get an update for your Samsung mobile??

FAIL: Windows 10 bulk patch produces INFINITE CRASH LOOP

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Re: paid to...

lol - you'll have to pry my vmware with ubuntu lts out of my cold, dead hands. I don't care what underlying OS I'm forced to use by IT.

Android faces SECOND patching crisis, on the same scale as Stagefright

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Wow - I'm worried!

"The flaw affects hundreds of millions of Android devices", so I could be at risk. Or maybe not. Rubbish reporting from El Reg. No real risk to me at the moment. FFS - sort it out. Who is this guy??

The Q7: Audi’s big SUV goes from tosspot to tip-top

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Re: Deep Joy

Round here all the drivers of SUVs seem to think the white line down the middle of the road is theirs and theirs alone to drive on. Drive what you like but at least learn to drive it well!

Moto fires BROADSIDE into the flagship phone's waterline with X Play and Style

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Too soon!

My Moto G 2nd gen is still going strong. Will definitely keep an eye on the brand though.

The Lazarus Effect: Saved by Linux and Cash Converters

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Absolutely

Ironically iTunes was a major factor in driving me to try Ubuntu. Never looked back. Even learned to love unity.

Now when friends go "windows had just started telling me that it isn't genuine!" I make sympathetic noises.

I guess apple users are a bit different, but anyone pliant enough to learn how to use a track pad differently can't be too fussy.

It’s DEJA VU: Customer forgets to tell us about essential feature AGAIN

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Thanks!

I do enjoy my Saturday morning Dabbsy :-)

Crazy Chrysler security hole: USB stick fix incoming for 1.4 million cars

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Re: I smell...

I smell a new angle for The Fast And The Furious 9!

The Wilson Doctrine isn't legally binding, MPs CAN be spied on, says QC

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Re: QCs don't make the law, or decide what is legal

Nick Clegg? Why waste such an enormous amount of money on a target of such little value?

British spooks wave through Samsung S6 mobes for UK govt bods

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Re: Meh

"Now you know it hasn't been hacked yet" - FTFY. Having worked with Samsung engineers I don't have much faith...

Microsoft to spoofed Skype users: Change your account passwords NOW

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Re: It shows that Microsoft has started working on Skype

It's been a while but I found it flaky as hell from Ubuntu's launcher but perfectly solid from the command line. Go figure!

Science sub spots lost Revolutionary-era SHIPWRECK

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My dream job

Would be working on projects like this. Completely different to what I do now and not at all practical in my present circumstances, but still some kind of romantic ideal. Maybe I read too much Clive Cussler growing up.

I cannae dae it, cap'n! Why I had to quit the madness of frontline IT

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Re: I also agree, but...

Too true. 20 years in the business and you haven't learnt this Trevor? That's a bit poor.

Giddy Google Glass gazers, beware! FCC filing obscures view on new gadget

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Re: Is that pronounced....

A4R is AAAAR and it'll look like a black eye-patch.

Apple's mystery auto project siphoning staff from other divisions

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Lol - if I have to firmly press the indicator stalk

Rather than just flick it up or down then I'm out. Apple don't have the right, moral majority or Ive-ness to exert any of their nonsense ui on me. I'm out.

Android's sun sets on Eclipse

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IntelliJ

It does appear to be a _bit_ less of a dog's dinner than Eclipse. Those Eclipse right-click context menus that go off the bottom of the screen still scare me!

Indiana Jones whips Bond in greatest movie character poll

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Wot no Maverick?

Ahem, I'll get me coat.

Killer ChAraCter HOSES almost all versions of Reader, Windows

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Will it BLEND?

Yes, I guess so :-)

Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

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Re: In other words, "When to act"

No, we're worried about being inconvenienced, making sacrifices, paying a damn sight more money, for no fucking difference what-so-ever. We're not all hair-shirt wearing, guardian readers you know.

Farewell then, Mr Elop: It wasn't actually your fault

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Re: Come on, I hardly believe what you write

It does seem to be a Nokia trait at the time. cf Jo Harlow's presentation to the Symbian Cambridge office's guys, reassuring them that they weren't going to be let go, with a folder on her desktop labeled something like "Cambridge site closure". WTF? With management of this calibre, who needs enemies??

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Sounds like Andrew didn't talk to any engineers. Oh right, the minions don't actually matter in big companies. Think there might be whole towns in Finland that might have an issue with that.

Airbnb beats actual posh hotel chain with stupidly large valuation

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Re: Stop it now. This is silly.

ITS CALLED A BUBBLE!! DONT QUESTION, INVEST NOW! Or not...

BOOM! Stephen Elop shuffled out of Microsoft door

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Happy

Ain't karma a bitch?

Let's hope he's Ratner'ed his CV to the point where he can't do any more damage.

Facebook ditches HTML mobe future in favour of Zuck-style JavaScript

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Re: Bizarre

I "like" the way my phone forgets that I've liked posts, even though it happily tells me that the post was liked by someone with my name! And that my wife sees different comments on some posts, presumably because their servers are out of sync...

Taming the Thames – The place that plugged London's Great Stink

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Re: More photographs of this shit available.

Those guys are fucking amazing!

Mozilla: We don't give a damn about cheap smartphones

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Or maybe it just sounds so achingly hip...

That the few people who've heard of it don't give a flying fuck.

Swarm of Apple iRobots released to map interior of Cupertino HQ

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Re: Quick question?

In the same what? Fail?

Intel's new chips are from 'Purley' – know what I mean? Know what I mean? Say no more

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Certainly a better usage than...

"Just south of Croydon".

Use your Apple gizmos only for good, says Tim Cook

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Re: LOL - how?

Not on my Moto G - holding volume down gradually reduces the volume to zero. Silent mode remembers your preset volume level but switches into silent mode. Then you can just turn it off again to go back to the previous volume level without having to guess.

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LOL - how?

A friend handed me her iPhone (dunno which number) a while back, knowing I was "into mobiles" (Android), asking if I knew how to put it in silent mode. Darned if I could figure out how. In the end I just held the volume down button for a while. Mind you, Lollipop appears to have adopted the same wanky UI design philosophy...

AllJoyn your whitegoods, says Qualcomm

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Re: IoE

Is this the next profitable phrase of IoT?

There, FTFY.

World of the strange: There will be NINE KINDS of Windows 10

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Same old, same old

Hit and hope for the programming interfaces, same for the support. Only corps will bother, and they're losing faith.

Mozilla flings teddy out of pram over France's 'Patriot Act'

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Yeah, cos everyone listens to Mozilla, right?

</sarcasm>

ONE BEELLION Windows 10 devices?! OH REALLY

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Urm, surely Apple make their money from hardware

Whereas Microsoft make their money from android patent extortion?

Fandroids, take your phone's antivirus and burn it – Android bod

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Re: And therein lies the problem ...

Sony have always been shit at software.

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