* Posts by Martin Summers

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Hypochondriacs – are your eyes all blurry? It's just YouTube trying to cut video-stream quality worldwide amid the coronavirus pandemic

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Re: Huh?

Oh don't get me started on the waste of bandwidth and sheer annoyance of having to watch adverts before each and every stream I play on Amazon Prime. Can't even switch it off. At least Netflix have finally had the decency to allow you to switch off their shocking auto previews when scrolling through content. I suspect though that was more to do with competition coming along than listening to customers.

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

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Re: The best way to fsck these scum

I've spent a couple of minutes a night to go through and report every single item I've found for price gouging. They don't seem to be getting taken down though unfortunately.

TeamViewer is going to turn around and ignore what you're doing with its freebie licence to help new remote workers

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"As other services (*cough* Teams *cough*)"

Is this a new and persistent cough? Do you have a fever?

SpaceX beats an engine failure to loft another 60 Starlink satellites

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"Are all the satellites getting the new paint job?"

I shouldn't think so, who would want to be the one up there with a tin of paint and a brush? I'm crap enough at painting without having to catch the bloody thing I want to paint first.

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

People are panic buying toilet roll apparently because if you're stuck inside isolating it's the last thing you'd want to run out of (other than food) and you don't want to be mixing with lots of potentially infected people in a supermarket to get more.

You. Drop and give me 20... per cent IPv6 by 2023, 80% by 2025, Uncle Sam tells its IT admins after years of slacking

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In all of this intervening time no-one apparently has thought it fit to come up with a standard the world could easily adopt without the unnecessary complexity of IPV6. If it had been acknowledged early on that IPV6 is a turkey then by now we could have moved on to bigger and better things. Why so much protectionism for something so unloved? It's crap, it always has been and always will be.

Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?

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Throws sheep

Smartwatch owners love their calorie-counting gadgets, but they are verrry expensive

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I loved my Pebble watch, I unfortunately got through 3 of the things due to screen issues although happily these were all warranty replacements. I've now got a Samsung Gear 3, I still find it useful but it's way more sophisticated than I wanted compared to the Pebble. I can only get the same battery life by turning it off over night. Saying that I actually do sometimes use the phone (through my mobile) feature which comes in handy when your hands aren't completely free.

What annoys me is that the manufacturers are utterly obsessed with the health side of it and you'd think that was the only reason anyone ever bought one. I get that for marketing but it's shoved in your face constantly even if you're only in the geek part of the market like me.

Going Dutch: The Bakker Elkhuizen UltraBoard 950 Wireless... because looks aren't everything

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Re: "as your mum once told me"

"Make friends with the IT flunky in charge of chucking your keyboard, and I'm sure they'll ensure it gets chucked into a waiting bag..."

Ha, that'd certainly be an idea if we weren't a really small team, as in 4 of us now soon to be 2 as we leave the sinking ship!

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Re: "as your mum once told me"

I got bought a Microsoft Sculpt desktop set for work to use to alleviate my RSI. I have found it amazingly good at the job. Unfortunately it is expensive and I'm going to be working for a charity soon and don't want to burden them with an occupational health request for a keyboard such as this. Does anyone know of any proven decent, reasonably priced keyboards with the same aesthetics as the Sculpt? Any help would be appreciated.

PS: Unfortunately my old work won't let me take the keyboard and mouse I've used for 3 years even though I know it will get chucked in storage and never used again. Who'd knowingly want to use a keyboard someone has used for that long anyway!

Reddit gets downvoted as site takes a Wednesday tumble

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Re: Wait a second...

Where have you been? In keeping with the spirit of biting the hand that feeds IT, 'El Reg have published several articles on their Landords recent woes and have declared their tenancy each time. I think they used to have better dedicated Vulture Central headquarters once upon a time...

I believe most online publishers are moving away from staff actually having to come into contact with each other. They might argue that's a good thing. I've never met a Register reporter in real life so I couldn't comment.

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Well, lunch breaks are important.

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I'm finding myself spending more time on Reddit for some reason these days, not for lunch time surfing though, that's time for The Register. Seriously though, if the Register went down over lunch time I don't know what I'd do, it is actually an ingrained habit for what must be nearly 2 decades now.

Ring in the changes: Mandatory two-factor authentication, login alerts, targeted ads opt-out after punters voice privacy gripes

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Re: Security?

To be honest I'd rather them do that than break in and take what's inside. As a bonus you might get a mugshot or at least a profile of them that law enforcement may possibly bother with to match their crimes elsewhere.

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Spotify

All we need now is for Spotify to do the same thing to get into their account pages. People are crying out for it on their forums. They don't notify you if anything happens with your account they just shut the door after the horse has bolted. I had a password that had been raided from LinkedIn (yes I know, never re-use) and someone got in to my Spotify account and added 2 premium users to my subscription without me ever knowing. All I got eventually was an email from Spotify to tell me that they'd blocked access to my account as they'd detected unusual activity. I duly changed my password but hadn't seen the new accounts that had been added until I went to add someone new some time later. Everyone should now have some form of 2fa to prevent this.

I'm sorry, Elon. I'm afraid I can't do that... SpaceX touts robo-rides for orbital vacations, lift-off in 2021-ish

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Ask the price?

I won't ask but I'm sure the prices are reassuringly astronomical...

You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will

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By the sounds of it he'd have removed that and continued to walk through anyway!

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Fantastic, I need a copy of this poster to put up at home so I can point to it when my Discord using teenager is being a pain in the ass. Seriously though, I do wish my boy knew how to use all of these off his own back, I'd be quite proud. Unfortunately past gaming he doesn't take an interest.

Android owners – you'll want to get these latest security patches, especially for this nasty Bluetooth hijack flaw

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Re: "you'll want to get these latest security patches"

"Your device is up to date. 1st Feb 2019"

Not sure if you think that is the last update you got or if you realise (and I hate to break it to you if this is the case) that is just the last date your phone *checked* for an update.

WindiLeaks: 250 million Microsoft customer support records dating back to 2005 exposed to open internet

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I just saw this bulletin, sent it to the Reg but as usual they're ahead of me, 42 minutes in fact!

In the bulletin it says "misconfigurations are unfortunately a common error across the industry. We have solutions to help prevent this kind of mistake, but unfortunately they were not enabled for this database".

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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Doesn't that prove it? ;-)

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

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Re: Deleted

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/stupidness

You could have looked that up yourself. Also, look up 'irony'.

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Re: Deleted

In the real world things can be thrown away by accident. Most times you have the option to retrieve whatever it was from the bin. That's the same principle as this and I think that's fine. I don't think user stupidness should always be designed around, carelessness yes but stupidness definitely not. If the user actually tried to make something of their 'important' emails disappearing from the deleted items box then they only make things look worse for themselves. I don't think something like that could ever make a HR meeting let alone a court without someone telling the person to stop being stupid and drop it. People have to deal with the consequences of their actions and sometimes IT people helpful as they are feel an unjust sense of guilt about users troubles even though they didn't cause them. It's why IT departments get shat on from a great height the world over because they don't stand up for themselves and let people think the worst of them. We are at the point now where if someone can't get something back that's important it becomes the techs issue and they're deemed as unhelpful if they didn't manage to pull off a miracle. Maybe not to their face but you can bet they've told everyone else that. A simple, 'you did the digital equivalent of chucking it in the bin and its gone forever' is sufficient for this and not looking apologetic or acting in an unsure way as if you could have done more. We as IT people need more confidence in ourselves!

Londoner who tried to blackmail Apple with 300m+ iCloud account resets was reusing stale old creds

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Re: How does this work ?

I'd say he's setting him up for next time around. I'd rather not have the prisons full of guys like this who pose no danger to life and have not had a substantial impact on people's lives generally. If you put his crime against those of the utter knobs that crippled the NHS, that's all the perspective I need.

There is a Santa! BT prises remnants of InLink from jaws of administration

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Re: Has it come to this

Ah I see. Makes more sense.

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Re: Has it come to this

"Calls on these things are free."

I'm sure your average drug dealer could have managed the 60p a minute.

Oh this 2019 timeline. Finish this sentence: Austrian politico accused of spending €3,000 a month on ...

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I admit, I play Clash of Clans, please don't judge me. I'm not sure how the hell you'd spend that kind of money on it without completing the game almost immediately. Kinda defeats the object of it although I'm sure Supercell aren't complaining. I did always wonder who on earth would be nuts enough to spend a hundred quid on one of their packages, I guess I know now!

Vote rigging, election fixing, ballot stuffing: Just another day in the life of a Register reader

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Not slightly evil, stupid and unprofessional.

Weird flex but OK... Motorola's comeback is a $1,500 Razr flip-phone with folding 6.2" screen

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Ars has a bit more about the screen and how they've achieved the fold without making a crease. It's quite a neat solution, they've made a loop in the hinge. Should stand up to being folded much more than Samsungs effort.

From AV to oy-vey: McAfee antivirus has security hole of its own

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Re: @Cavehomme

"Maybe they got it for free?"

And it's still not worth it.

I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t

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Re: Egh

Maybe they're planning a big breaking story and are having to communicate with their very anonymous source in code through an article.

Remember the big IBM 360 mainframe rescue job? For now, Brexit has ballsed it up – big iron restorers

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Re: I was the underbidder on the eBay auction...

Or maybe assist them rather than apparently gloat? Surely your cause is common?

Remember that competition for non-hoodie hacker pics? Here's their best entries

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Re: Not a very strong lineup

Yes the encryption machine is reasonable. It's just left me wondering what she wanted to tell John. I wonder if there's some kind of back door to her machine I can use to find out.

Oh good. They're looking for an NHSX CTO. Hopefully they'll see off 'snake oil' pushers, says GP

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Re: "it still takes me 17 minutes to log on"

Or just buy a new machine by the time you've faffed around and spent money doing all that.

Agree on the security software point. It's quite disheartening when you've got a fresh new PC on the domain and it's nice and speedy until it's processed all the GPOs and loaded up the AV. Then you're only marginally better off than what you replaced.

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The problem with these jobs is that they attract every bullshiter and their dog. People who don't know what they're doing and they make a fortune bleeding the government of salary and left to carry on as the people who employed them don't understand that they haven't got a clue either. People with the real skills to go for this job won't go for it because they don't believe they'll get it as its prestigious and everyone will try, or the job description sounds too lofty for them to achieve. I imagine there's someone reading this article right now who'd do a damn good job at this and should put themselves up for it. Government needs more people that really know what they're doing. If those kind of people don't apply and try (what's to lose?), then we'll be reading about more government IT waste for years to come.

Mobile operators say they'll go halfsies with UK.gov on £1bn network to bring 4G to rural folk

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Re: 700Mhz

Will never be sped up and not happen for a long long time. Too much legacy stuff, smart meters being one. Turning off digital terrestrial would be a plan once we've got decent broadband across the country.

Remember when Bezos whined about having too much money? Amazon's Q3 will help out with that

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One day delivery? Yeah after a 3 day wait or more for dispatch in many cases! In fairness that tends to be their prime certified 3rd party sellers doing that more so. Annoying!

Everything must go as school IT supplier Gaia Technologies' £5.7m debt burden revealed

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Thanks for the offers guys, although to be honest it was probably a little more than the couple of quid a time I was hoping for. Guess I'll just have to do it myself. Huff.

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"It's like paying a guy just to put your own bins out."

There's someone that will? Give me their details! I've tried to bribe my teenage sons to do this but they're not having any of it.

The sound of silence is actually the sound of a malicious smart speaker app listening in on you

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Well blow me down. All the other bots on here harp on about AI too and from looking at this guys posts on this and other accounts they looked too constructed or bland to have been typed by a human. Jeez, he just needs to not comment anymore.

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Gellar is a bot. You can safely ignore its AI obsessed comments.

Don't look too closely at what is seeping out of the big Dutch pipe

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Re: Porn hunter

"A/c as both companies are still in business."

In which case, I strongly encourage you to report it, even anonymously with as much information as you can. If you don't work there any more then just do it. I could never live with myself knowing I'd caught someone consuming that kind of material and not done anything about it.

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Re: A serious question

If the material is on your server and you've located it, that's hardly real-time monitoring of employees Internet access. Either delete it or report it to the authorities if its that bad.

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The annoying thing about that is if it were a bloke who had continued to defy, they'd be out on their ear. Policies should apply to everyone regardless.

Aside from that, I wish she'd worked where I did :-)

Kiss my ASCII, Microsoft – we've got one million fewer daily active users than you, boasts Slack

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Teams' market is probably not actually going to be developers. I've been surprised by the take up of it at my place of work by none devs and it hasn't faded away. I can see how it can be useful, but at the same time it's a bit bloated and unintuitive to use. I don't think slack have to worry about their audience as I don't think devs will go anywhere near it by choice.

See you in Hull: First UK city to be hooked up to full-fibre broadband

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He could be dictating it for reasons you use dictation software for? I've known them use US spellings of things when the language is not changed.

£99,999, what's your emergency? Paramedics rush to OAP's aid after shock meter reading

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Would be interested in how that finally got resolved.

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

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Re: To Be, or Not to Be AI Bot whenever the Human Gene Pool is Polluting and Perverted.

So you appear! And then prove my point...

HMRC 'disciplined' almost 100 employees for computer misuse over 24 months

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Re: Hammy The Hamster Lives!

"I wonder if The Reg could produce a nice chart of day & time of week compared to traffic & post levels..."

I think the fact they pulled the El Reg 'Weekend Edition' some time ago says it all.