* Posts by Martin Summers

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'Boombox' function sparks Tesla recall

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How long before they order them to issue an OTA update to stop the car from driving at all due to a critical safety issue...

Australian court finds Facebook 'divorced from reality' as it tried to define doing business down under

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I find most users of Facebook are somehow divorced from reality.

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: Users, no matter how long they might use an application, never mind their instructions

My BSM driving instructor told me that I could just put my wing mirror down far enough to see the corner kerb I was reversing around. Which I have never taken advantage of after I'd passed.

'Admin error': AWS in dead company data centre planning application snafu in Oxfordshire

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Meh

Gripping stuff...

Fugitive mafioso evaded cops for two decades until he was spotted on Google Street View

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Re: working … under the name of Manuel

Well I'm pretty sure he would have used the line "I know nothing" at least once during his career.

Ceefax replica goes TITSUP* as folk pine for simpler times

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Re: I miss the jokes

"I've no idea how their comments made it from the users' living rooms onto the tellybox"

Imps, listening to everything you say.

If I recall correctly, it was actually done by post. I remember seeing PO box numbers. Could still have been imps too though if your TV was fancy.

The Ghost of Windows Past haunts a street corner in Bermondsey

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"I won't bother naming the brand that failed"

Come on, we all know it's more than likely Seagate.

The Filth Filter is part of the chipset, honest. Goes between the TPM and SEP. No, really

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I actually feel a bit sorry for the kid who was forever tarnished with a reputation for consuming filthy porn.

I mean it's not as if every teenage boy looks at porn is it...

Hmm, well actually. Never mind.

Is VPOTUS Bluetooth-phobic or sensible? The answer's pretty clear

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I find the idea of being able to compromise something in space fascinating. I assume that naturally there is encryption on the links to these various craft. I do wonder what is up there that people can control from Earth with the right resources. More so, has there been or is there any evidence that anyone ever has?

Bloke breaking his back on 'commute' from bed to desk deemed a workplace accident

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Will it now be possible that German companies will want to carry out an in person risk assessment of someone's home? Otherwise how are they going to stem these claims?

South Korea sets site reliability engineering standards for Big Tech

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This and the paying carriers for bandwidth is just nuts. What are they trying to achieve here other than make themselves look good and cover themselves in glory to their citizens? Simultaneously they are making themselves look foolish to the rest of the world that know the private arrangements between citizens and business for provision of services like this are no business of the government. They will keep pushing for more bizzare rules if companies bow down to this stuff. There's regulatory stuff that of course is just the cost of doing business in a country, fair enough. These kind of things are a step too far though. What would it take for big tech to just up and leave though I wonder.

2033 is doomsday for 2G and 3G in the UK

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I think you can safely say if they don't care about those areas now, then they won't care about them 10 years from now either. Or it could make things better when deploying services becomes more cost effective. Who knows. At the end of the day, if the economics don't add up for the provider then they won't do it will they. Ofcom have mandated coverage requirements in licenses before, if you don't think the operators are living up to them where you're referencing then complain.

Apple, Amazon fined to the tune of €200m for colluding over Beats headphones sales

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Re: Competition

"We get our Amazon next-day deliveries via Royal Mail."

Yeah cos Amazon are paying them to fill in a small proportion. Amazing what they can do for a cash incentive.

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Re: Competition

I think the fact they used Royal Mail to deliver the tests back to the test centre from post boxes tells you everything you need to know without being silly about it. Royal Mail quite obviously wasn't up to the task of doing both. Amazon provably, consistently and reliably do next day delivery. Royal Mail, not so much in my experience. Not everything is a conspiracy.

Future of the three NHS bodies managing health tech in doubt after £2.1bn cash injection

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Whatever they decide to do, they need to do it without Accenture.

He called himself the King of Fraud. Now this bot lord will reign in prison for years

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765,000 IP addresses just sitting there being used for bots? It doesn't specify if they were IPv6 or not but I doubt it. Shortage, what shortage?

BT's Plusnet shows Google how it's done as email woes enter their third day

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"What would you suggest?"

Anything but relying on your ISP. Go Microsoft 365 or Google Mail business. People may laugh at the idea but they're solid most of the time.

Remember the 'guy in a jetpack' seen flying close to passenger jets? Probably just balloons, says FBI

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Re: YouTube Stunt

I put this link there and then a 1 million subscriber channel gets deleted shortly afterwards!

Basically he paid someone to CGI a guy in a jetpack flying near an airport and got the television news to air the footage.

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YouTube Stunt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=td9n5-QUGKM

If you've never seen Airrack before you should check out his videos.

Sharing is caring, except when it's your internet connection

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Re: I was very naive in my early IT days ... and was caught be this

I have a feeling that Jenny was someone you wanted a less platonic relationship with. I was expecting that to end with "And we've been married 20 years". So what did happen with Jenny. I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to know.

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Re: My Fav

"foo@gmail.com probably gets a lot of spam. It's always worked when I want to connect to a train's WiFi."

Bastard, I always wondered why I got so much junk mail!

Facebook fined £50m in UK for 'conscious' refusal to report info and 'deliberate failure to comply' during Giphy acquisition probe

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Re: "This should serve as a warning to any company that thinks it is above the law."

You should have told them that you could trace your lineage all the way back to 0.1. That would have shown 'em.

Scoot on over for a wheely tricky mystery with an electrifying solution

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Re: The Bra Factory

No need to cause a bust up

Brewdog might make an OK pint but its security sucks: Flaw opened door to free beers for anyone

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Re: Paid adverts?

They're reporting valid and interesting news from them. I very much doubt they are being paid. El Reg are very clear when their sponsored stories are sponsored. Why so salty about it?

Nothing says 'We believe in you' like NASA switching two 'nauts off Boeing's Starliner onto SpaceX's Crew Dragon

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If any of the remaining crew set to launch on that capsule had any sense they'd pull out. I wouldn't go up in it. I suspect anyone who has been following Boeing showering themselves in glory with their aircraft 'accidents', wouldn't either.

Need US mobile data? Cellular data plan launches on the Helium Blockchain

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Re: words

The word blockchain is lube for investor wallets.

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"This is the first time in human history that a cellular operator relied on coverage being deployed by a blockchain community network."

Oddly specific saying 'in human history'. Who knew Dinosaurs or even Apes had 5G?

Imagine a fiber optic cable that can sense it's about to be dug up and send a warning

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"whats the point, you'll never alert them in time to stop them."

No, maybe not,but you will have already deployed your fibre repair team.

Ofcom swears at the general public for five days during obscenity survey

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Re: The C waord

If its Brian Blessed shouldn't that be

BOLLOCKS!

Space tourists splash down in Atlantic Ocean after three days in orbit

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Re: When I see...

"How exactly did they raise the money?"

Generally the rich ask those poorer to put their hands in their pockets.

Don't get me wrong, I give to charity and I earn an average amount. What I don't do is give to charity based on appeals from these people. The rich should fund raise amongst their friends and leave it at that. I'd feel so bloody hypocritical asking ordinary people for money for a good cause of I could donate more than most of the people I was asking.

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"Where did you come up with the $200 million cost for the flight?

I haven't seen the actual cost anywhere. This article says tens of millions, others have guessed at different amounts.

But what do you care? A worthy charity got a great deal of money."

Well, I read other news sites, I didn't just pluck the figure of of my ass. It would make sense to cost that amount given how much the Russians were charging for seats to space.

Also, I don't care. I was just pointing out the irony. As for more money being raised for the Hospital from publicity and book deals etc. Well now that just is speculation. Although I'm sure they'll definitely get some side benefits.

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The irony is. If the 200m hadn't been spent on the trip in the first place, they'd have immediately hit their funding goal.

Stressed-out IT workers, software devs – we're not being funny but have you tried rebooting your breathing?

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What would stop me being stressed out is

1. Not having arseholes treat IT professionals like second class citizens within the company

2. Not having 'urgent' (read not actually urgent) demands thrown at them by said arseholes.

3. Not having an expectation of unpaid on call or out of hours support by default. Just because.

Sort those things and maybe just a few more and then just maybe, IT pros will have time to breathe.

Can WhatsApp moderators really read your encrypted texts? Yes ... if you forward them to the abuse dept

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Re: AI technology and absolute censorship, no escape from this

"Many people can be fooled by the results"

And indeed I think you've just proven that.

Rumors of satellite-comms-capable iPhone abound. The truth could be rather boring

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See this is the kind of smartphone innovation that would actually make a difference to people. Having virtually unlimited coverage even if it was just in an emergency. Along with an eventual breakthrough in battery tech, having satellite comms would be a killer feature in a smartphone. It might even tempt me to cross to the dark side and get an Apple phone for the first time ever.

More Boots on Moon delays: NASA stops work on SpaceX human landing system as Blue Origin lawsuit rolls on

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Bezos

What a knob. That is all.

THX Onyx: A do-it-all DAC for the travelling audiophile

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"If you listen carefully, you'll be able to hear the conductor's asthma."

That's on the lossless [of breath] version.

Full Stream ahead: Microsoft will end 'classic' method of recording Teams meetings despite transcription concerns

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If you keep an eye out on Amazon (and sometimes Argos) it is very frequently at least £20 cheaper than that for the family pack. I've never paid £80 for it.

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Does everything have to be by bloody powershell? Can anyone really say it makes their lives easier to have to piss about copying commands into powershell (that's if you're not of course blessed with a memory capable of typing everything without reference).

I couldn't care less if they had some kind of turgid interface they made admins use, at least it would be immediately accessible and searchable. They seem to be dumbing down windows on one side, making everything controllable by the crappy app interface, and making things stupidly complex on the other. I just want to change settings in the most efficient manner. Maybe it's just me, maybe some people are manically happy with it. It's odd perhaps, because I've never had a problem using Linux command shells.

Undebug my heart: Using Cisco's IOS to take down capitalism – accidentally

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You're damn right you'll get your coat!

Remember the bloke who was told by Zen Internet to contact his MP about crap service? Yeah, it's still not fixed

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Re: He needs to migrate to Andrews and Arnold (AAISP)

"But then if Zen also matched the A&A prices, they could probably more easily afford it :)"

Well yes, unfortunately its a race to the bottom with ISPs trying to attract customers. If you want decent anything then expect to pay a reasonable price. I would have signed up with AAISP years ago but I'd regularly blow through their caps just on streaming. I've got a 500mbps Virgin connection and thankfully they're actually reasonable now compared to when I left them some years back when YouTube used to buffer.

Audacity users stick the knife – and fork – in to strip audio editor of unwanted features

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Auspicious

"conducive to success; favourable"

Microsoft wasn't joking about the Dev Channel not enforcing hardware checks: Windows 11 pops up on Pi, mobile phone

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Try enabling your processors in built TPM. On Intel processors this is called PTT. It is tucked away in the BIOS settings. Once I did that on mine, the Windows 11 requirements checker I still have a copy of was satisfied that my PC was good to go. Remains to be seen if that stays the case of course. It may just save some pain for some of having to get price gouged TPM's.

Five words everyone wants to hear: Microsoft has 'visually refreshed' Office

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Re: Windows 11 TPM

I turned it on in my BIOS and both windows insider and the checker tool that I still had a copy of both said my PC now met the hardware requirements. Doesn't hurt to try.

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Windows 11 TPM

For anyone without a TPM. Most modern Intel and AMD processors have a built in TPM. I've just found and switched on the TPM built in to my processor. It's called Intel PTT, you may need to find where the setting is tucked away in your BIOS. If you enable that and you've got UEFI boot, then you're good to go with Windows 11. Bit of research tonight meant that I don't have to buy one any more. Scalpers be damned!

Good news: Google no longer requires publishers to use the AMP format. Bad news: What replaces it might be worse

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Joke

Re: Use Bing!

Apart from the utter, utter feeling of shame?

Apple scrambles to quash iOS app sideloading demands with 'think of the children' defense

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Re: that forever cut...

I was with you an annual fee. Then you lost me at only covering cost and having that facilitated by a not for profit. Apple are perfectly entitled to make a profit and they shouldn't have to just cover costs.

Mind the gap(ing mouth): London's Underground to get ubiquitous mobile phone coverage

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Re: Thanks I hate it

"Don't worry - getting any sort of radio to work in those tunnels is an engineering nightmare"

Channel Tunnel managed it. Leaky feeder cable, as previously mentioned.

What knocked out Brit cloud slinger Memset for the night? A busted fibre cable upstream of its data centre, apparently

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There was a 2 day Virgin outage last week that knocked out our fibre leased line in Birmingham. Someone went through a fibre cable on a building site in Canary Wharf. Apparently the cable wasn't ducted and no-one would let them on the site until 10am the next morning. I'd love to have seen that reported on.