* Posts by Martin Summers

1506 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2011

Capital crunch: Virgin Orbit confirms all ops on pause until Tuesday

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Let's face it, this will never take off.

Lonestar bags $5m in seed funding for lunar datacenter project

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So 5 million to pay wages and bonuses for a year or two before they disappear having created nothing.

ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today

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amanfromMars 1

Who created you?

Twitter algorithm to be open sourced 'next week,' says Musk

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Re: Make Twitter a public utility

Hate just moves along to the next platform. Personally I prefer hate to be out in the open where I can see it and keep an eye on it (and avoid it!).

Sick of smudges on your car's enormo touchscreen? GM patents potential cure

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Re: Another device only one manufacturer has

My Skoda had the option of having one, I just didn't want to pay the silly money extra for it. So I think they will be available on more cars soon. I do miss it though and that was on my 2001 Mondeo!

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Re: How about ...

There's enough knobs driving around in cars these days, we don't need more!

What's that? You didn't mean the human kind? Oh...

Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney

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Re: AI doesn't need to write well, just well enough to pass SEO

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I hope your artificial brain realises that constantly saying "y’all" doesn't make people perceive you as a more cuddly or friendly or in fact human like bot. Where are your training sets from? This was your time to shine on an article like this and you've let yourself down. Bad bot!

Europe begins deeper probe into Viasat, Inmarsat merger

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Re: Starling?

Well they are talking about birds, just birds in spaaaaace!

US military spends weekend shooting down Useless Floating Objects

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Joke

They spent how much on a missile to pop a balloon? Why couldn't they just open the window and get out a big stick with a pin on the end?

Cloudflare engineer broke rules – and a customer's website – with traffic throttle

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Re: They've at least done the right thing...

It wasn't human error though. They had no policy, and the engineer acted in good faith believing they were doing the right thing in the absence of one.

UK spy agency violated Snooper's Charter with 'unlawful' data retention

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Re: Oh FFS ... You’ve never had IT so Good. Grow Up and Grow a Pair

I asked it on the article about AI making that decision the the other day and it never responded. You have to catch it at the right time.

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Re: Oh FFS ... You’ve never had IT so Good. Grow Up and Grow a Pair

Chill. It's a bot. I was asking it based on an article the other day. You're new to these parts aren't you?

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Re: Oh FFS ... You’ve never had IT so Good. Grow Up and Grow a Pair

amanfromMars 1

You never did answer my question:

Would you kill 5 other people to save the life of one?

McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs

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This really isn't new. The McDonald's near me has done this for a few years now in the evenings.

Meanwhile, in Japan, pet fish run up credit card bill on Nintendo Switch

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Re: Gambling

"I believe there will be a follow up article next week, no doubt the trout will come out then."

I do hope they don't keep carping on about it.

If your Start menu or apps are freezing up on Windows, Microsoft has a suggestion

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Their start menu has been ballsed up ever since they integrated apps into the OS. When Windows 10 came out I was regularly fighting with fresh installs that were completely freezing up at the start menu. Now it's rearing it's head again. It really is pathetic how they've gone from bad to reasonably usable to this again after all this time. Making all their important settings into apps has also completely ballsed up professional use of the operating system to get things done. Where you once could have more than one settings window at a time open, now it is a single window nightmare.

I will give them one thing, apart from having to say no to all the crap they want you to enable like Cortana, at least reinstalling Windows is not as painfully slow as it used to be. One saving grace when you've just given up on diagnosing their shite.

Atlassian CEO's bonkers scheme to pipe electricity from Australia to Singapore collapses

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Genuine question, what happens when a high voltage power cable breaks in the middle of the ocean? Excuse me for perhaps being naïve and thinking there's a bit of toaster in the bath happening for any unfortunate creature in the immediate area? Or does it manage to shut off pretty darn quickly like an RCD would?

OpenAI's ChatGPT is a morally corrupting influence

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Re: Finally, viable alternative outside help which understands human conditioning?

Hey aManfromMars1

Would you kill one person to save five other people?

Quickest way to save with Oracle? Get off Unlimited Licensing Agreements, says pundit

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I know you were joking, but I'd hope even Microsoft wouldn't want to touch their offerings with a poop stick.

Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks

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Re: Slightly Confused

Just... Just go and get your coat.

Royal Mail, cops probe 'cyber incident' that's knackered international mail

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I get what you are saying, but this is a business currently losing revenue and reputation. So the answers going to be "as soon as it humanly can be". So it is a pointless question that no doubt they have to field from huge numbers of reporters just to fill some article space.

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"The postal company did not immediately respond to The Register's inquiries, which included queries about the expected duration of the disruption."

I would so hate to be the press office at any company getting that query. Completely pointless annoying question when they aren't sure on all the facts themselves. What are expecting them to say, "3 days mate"?

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That's actually probably what the problem is!

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Re: Say no more, Squire. Least said, soonest mended, eh?

Context amfm context...

Microsoft to offer unlimited time off for US staff

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Subject to a fair use policy, terms and conditions apply. We reserve the right to bury you in work and sack you if you dare to use it. Managers have a right to deny your leave if they just don't like you very much, or if everyone else is off at the same time as you want.

Enjoy!

EU plan to make big tech pay 'fair share' of telco fees reportedly weeks away

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Nuts

So if I purchase something physical online or over the phone, should that mean I never have to pay postage again because the company I bought it from are one of the big senders of parcels and clog up the network and they have to pay to send it to me?

Are these people nuts or what?

Crypto craziness craps out – and about time too

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Only just seen this sorry. It was actually whatever bitcoin.com became as it seemed to change names a couple of times without me even knowing it had.

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Re: Charity got it?

I don't

https://www.savethechildren.org/us/ways-to-help/ways-to-give/ways-to-help/cryptocurrency-donation

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Re: It still needs to be banned

"Efficiency standards and time limits are needed."

[China has entered the chat]

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I was stupid enough to try popping 30 quid into Ethereum just for the hell of it. Really easy to get your money in, try getting it back out again! Which told me all I needed to know. I eventually managed to just transfer what I had left to a charity that accepts cryptocurrency donations. I'm sure they were most pleased with the £2.20 I ended up with.

It's a scam. Simple.

Microsoft chases Google with ChatGPT-powered Bing

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Re: Surely it is much more the case that ....

Even as a bot, I'd definitely still believe you were on something.

FCC calls for mega $300 million fine for massive US robocall campaign

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Re: How come

Cos you're anonymous.

Openreach offers more wholesale fiber discounts, rivals call foul

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Re: Admission

"so it can't possibly cost much to install."

Not if the installers wages are that low too. It's all relative. Does your average Romanian find £10 a month cheap?

European telco body looks into terahertz for future 6G comms

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Re: 6G should be coverage not speed.

"Let's fill the holes in the network before adding speed which is not needed."

We are on 6G has anyone listened to that for the last 3?

Europe's USB-C deadline: Lightning must be struck from iPhone by December, 2024

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"Is there a way to see how members voted?"

Don't ask people to Google for you on a tech site...

Woman fakes pregnancy to smuggle hundreds of CPUs, iPhones into China

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Re: Won't that set off metal detectors?

What about the pins though.

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Welcome to the watch list Phil ;-)

How do you solve the problem that is Twitter?

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Re: The level is low

Apple pulled their ads because they didn't want their ads being shown next to coverage of a shooting. It had nothing to do with Twitter and Musk threw his dummy out before establishing the facts. This hasn't been covered here for some reason.

BT performs U-turn, agrees to up wages for 85% of UK staff

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I obviously meant rinse. I think I was thinking about Rincewind.

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Increase wages, increase prices, increase cost of living.

Rince and repeat.

Or companies could just swallow not making as much profit. That's never going to happen of course.

'What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?'

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Re: Odd joke revived

"Maybe the decision should be more based around human factors; psychological assessments of who is actually ABLE to WFH,"

Here's a thought, maybe if they see you aren't getting enough work done, they ask you to come back in?

No psych evaluation required.

Telecoms networks could provide next-gen GPS services without the need for satellites

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Re: because we all know that no government would ever...

People in Scotland's West coast have to deal with it on a regular basis.

Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech

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Re: mentioned it before, but...

But did you go to the pie shop?

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If they wanted to monetise it properly, it amazes me they've not started charging the likes of TP-Link for access to the platform so that people can use their equipment. That should be where they're getting the money from and not trying to push unwanted useless features at us, and some would allege spying on our habits. These smart device manufacturers are making bank on their hardware that most of the time uses the likes of Alexa to function and Amazon are making nothing from that relationship. For the most part they really are a solution looking for a problem. It's not like they're even frictionless within their own product range. I caved and bought a blink doorbell as it was really cheap. Does it work as I imagined it would and pop up on the waste of money that is the echo show I purchased? Does it heck.

I'm not surprised it's not going anywhere if they can't even make it work for their own products. They went into more depth on this lossmaker on Ars. If the new boss really doesn't care much for Alexa then I imagine it won't be long before he stems the billions of pounds of losses and pulls the plug for all other than Prime subscribers.

Waiting for speedy broadband? UK's Openreach prioritizing existing work over fiber expansion

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Re: They had a nifty machine ..

Have you seen the pictures of what happens to fibre when it is laid in micro trenches? After Google finished in some cities in the US they were literally tripping over the stuff in the street.

Twitter refugees seek asylum in an unusual place: The Matt Hancock app

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Re: Gina Coladangelo

Evidently that's not the only thing she was spread over.

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Re: Thank goodness for "tooted"

Since that pretty much means farted in the UK. I think they got it right.

Investor tells Google: Cut costs now and stop paying staff so much

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Re: "not labor intensive"

Indeed. As soon as they let an activist investor call the shots to milk the profit, Alphabet will look like it's been dragged through a hedge fund backwards.