Let's face it, this will never take off.
Posts by Martin Summers
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Capital crunch: Virgin Orbit confirms all ops on pause until Tuesday
Lonestar bags $5m in seed funding for lunar datacenter project
ChatGPT, write a report about database glitches that crashed you today
Twitter algorithm to be open sourced 'next week,' says Musk
Sick of smudges on your car's enormo touchscreen? GM patents potential cure
Take the blue pill: Keanu Reeves has had enough of AI baloney
Re: AI doesn't need to write well, just well enough to pass SEO
aManfromMars 1.
I hope your artificial brain realises that constantly saying "y’all" doesn't make people perceive you as a more cuddly or friendly or in fact human like bot. Where are your training sets from? This was your time to shine on an article like this and you've let yourself down. Bad bot!
Europe begins deeper probe into Viasat, Inmarsat merger
US military spends weekend shooting down Useless Floating Objects
Cloudflare engineer broke rules – and a customer's website – with traffic throttle
UK spy agency violated Snooper's Charter with 'unlawful' data retention
McDonald's pulls plug on Wi-Fi, starts playing classical music to soothe yobs
Meanwhile, in Japan, pet fish run up credit card bill on Nintendo Switch
If your Start menu or apps are freezing up on Windows, Microsoft has a suggestion
Their start menu has been ballsed up ever since they integrated apps into the OS. When Windows 10 came out I was regularly fighting with fresh installs that were completely freezing up at the start menu. Now it's rearing it's head again. It really is pathetic how they've gone from bad to reasonably usable to this again after all this time. Making all their important settings into apps has also completely ballsed up professional use of the operating system to get things done. Where you once could have more than one settings window at a time open, now it is a single window nightmare.
I will give them one thing, apart from having to say no to all the crap they want you to enable like Cortana, at least reinstalling Windows is not as painfully slow as it used to be. One saving grace when you've just given up on diagnosing their shite.
Atlassian CEO's bonkers scheme to pipe electricity from Australia to Singapore collapses
Genuine question, what happens when a high voltage power cable breaks in the middle of the ocean? Excuse me for perhaps being naïve and thinking there's a bit of toaster in the bath happening for any unfortunate creature in the immediate area? Or does it manage to shut off pretty darn quickly like an RCD would?
OpenAI's ChatGPT is a morally corrupting influence
Quickest way to save with Oracle? Get off Unlimited Licensing Agreements, says pundit
Heata offers free hot water by mounting servers on people's water tanks
Royal Mail, cops probe 'cyber incident' that's knackered international mail
"The postal company did not immediately respond to The Register's inquiries, which included queries about the expected duration of the disruption."
I would so hate to be the press office at any company getting that query. Completely pointless annoying question when they aren't sure on all the facts themselves. What are expecting them to say, "3 days mate"?
Microsoft to offer unlimited time off for US staff
EU plan to make big tech pay 'fair share' of telco fees reportedly weeks away
Crypto craziness craps out – and about time too
I was stupid enough to try popping 30 quid into Ethereum just for the hell of it. Really easy to get your money in, try getting it back out again! Which told me all I needed to know. I eventually managed to just transfer what I had left to a charity that accepts cryptocurrency donations. I'm sure they were most pleased with the £2.20 I ended up with.
It's a scam. Simple.
Microsoft chases Google with ChatGPT-powered Bing
FCC calls for mega $300 million fine for massive US robocall campaign
Openreach offers more wholesale fiber discounts, rivals call foul
European telco body looks into terahertz for future 6G comms
Europe's USB-C deadline: Lightning must be struck from iPhone by December, 2024
Woman fakes pregnancy to smuggle hundreds of CPUs, iPhones into China
How do you solve the problem that is Twitter?
BT performs U-turn, agrees to up wages for 85% of UK staff
'What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?'
Telecoms networks could provide next-gen GPS services without the need for satellites
Someone has to say it: Voice assistants are not doing it for big tech
If they wanted to monetise it properly, it amazes me they've not started charging the likes of TP-Link for access to the platform so that people can use their equipment. That should be where they're getting the money from and not trying to push unwanted useless features at us, and some would allege spying on our habits. These smart device manufacturers are making bank on their hardware that most of the time uses the likes of Alexa to function and Amazon are making nothing from that relationship. For the most part they really are a solution looking for a problem. It's not like they're even frictionless within their own product range. I caved and bought a blink doorbell as it was really cheap. Does it work as I imagined it would and pop up on the waste of money that is the echo show I purchased? Does it heck.
I'm not surprised it's not going anywhere if they can't even make it work for their own products. They went into more depth on this lossmaker on Ars. If the new boss really doesn't care much for Alexa then I imagine it won't be long before he stems the billions of pounds of losses and pulls the plug for all other than Prime subscribers.