* Posts by lglethal

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Three useless UK.gov 'catapults' put in Last Chance Saloon

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Perhaps the bigger surprise here

That two of the catapults are actually rated as doing well.

I expect those to be shutdown at any moment, because they are obviously not channeling the Money to the "correct" campaign contributor...

Cynical, moi?

Surprise: Android apps are riddled with trackers

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OK, so the Information is there that we're all being tracked. Whats the proposed solution? Is there anything out there that acts as a sort of Ghostery/NoScript for apps on Android/Iphone?

Any suggestions? Since we cant trust the apps themselves, it's time for a new type of anti-Virus (anti-track?) that protects us from the ad slingers...

Apple embraces El Reg! iOS 11 is now biting the hand that types IT

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Re: What do you expect?

Sorry Werdsmith, but i can speak from personal experience, about some of my colleagues and their disdainful attitude to anything not coming from the fruity factory.

Which in it's own way is a little bit hilarious because these are the same people who will happily moan (read: continuously) about this and that failure or annoyance on their iphone/macbook but as soon as anyone starts talking about needing/wanting to buy a new phone or a new laptop, these are the same people that will declare that anyone who doesnt purchase an apple product is an idiot, and there is nothing they cant do which a PC/android user can do, and yadda yadda yadda.

It is frigging annoying and does lead to a very strong perception that Apple users are strongly affected by the reality distortion field emanating from Cupertino. If you're lucky enough not to be afflicted with such Apple users I can only wish I was as lucky as you...

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I'd be more worried about the other bug

I'd be more worried about the other bug that turns "is" into "I.S." - that's a really good way to end up on a US extraordinary rendition list. I dont think the CIA torture bastards would quite believe you if you just said you were trying to type "is"...

UK emergency crews get 4G smartmobes as monkeys attempt to emerge from Reg's butt

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Just curious

If they already have a Network with 100% coverage, cant they switch that over to being a 4G Network directly. I have no clue about the Airwave Network or what it runs on, but isnt it possible to just Switch over the Transmitter to a 4G version on the Tower and then you have your 100% 4G coverage as well? Or am i missing something like the 4G doesnt reach as far or ?

10 years of the Kindle and the curious incident of a dog in the day-time

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e-ink is the benefit of a kindle

e-ink is the Major benefit of a kindle over tablets. It makes reading for long times so much better!

But god are you right about pictures being crap. I've given up reading Fantasy series' or anything that requires you to occasionally look at a map to see what they're talking about (travel guides are a prime example). Anytime you need to jump around in a book, you can pretty much kiss your enjoyment goodbye, as you'll be wasting Long minutes trying to find the right page/sector/Quadrant/parsec where the map is located, and then many more trying to get back to where you were.

Still cant complain for having books when travelling, being able to pack a couple of dozen different books for 300g is not too shabby! :)

Munich council finds €49.3m for Windows 10 embrace

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Re: €49.3m for Windows 10

You perhaps missed the part in the article that said only €9 Million was for licencing? And that included Windows and Office licencing? €9 million divided by 35k users is about €260 per head. A quick check on mindfactory.de Shows Win 10 Pro is about €120 per licence, and Office 365 Pro is about €160. So about €280 per head. OK i would have hoped for München tax Payers sake that they would have got a better deal then that, but it's not that far off and hopefully there are things like Server included within the €9 Million.

You can argue about whether it's a good idea or not to go back, but they (the council) say that using Linux has caused problems because of interoperability and the lack of programs they need being available in Linux. if that's true, it only makes sense for them to go back to Windows. Whether it's true or just political bollocks is another matter entirely, but since I dont know anyone at München council (and i doubt anyone on the El reg Forums does either), I doubt we will ever find out just how bad (or not) the problem was...

Wizarding World of Harry Potter awaits Microsoft Office exam winners

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Re: The Dementors of Azkaban

Indeed, Voldemort's behind this.

I didnt realise Balmer was back in charge?!

Sorry 'strange physics' fans, IceCube finds the Standard Model stands

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Re: Roughly the kinetic energy of a flying Mosquito?

Is that a European Mosquito or an African Mosquito?

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I was going to suggest a warm beer considering the location, but then i realised i wanted to reward the Boffins, not punish them!

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Science - awesome is just an understatement!

Being able to measure the Impact of 2 sub-atomic particles impacting in the real world (i.e. not in a lab or a collider) is just mind blowing. Please someone get those boffins a beer!

To fix Intel's firmware fiasco, wait for Christmas Eve or 2018

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Information please

OK I havent read up too much on this Intel failure, so I'm a bit behind the times.

For those of us on self built PC's, do we need to wait on Motherboard manufacturers to release bios updates? Will the update come over Windows Update? Or do we have to go hunting for the update over on the Intel site?

And how urgent is the need for this update? Exploit in the wild or just an advisory that an exploit is probably on the way?

Cheers for any info...

Uber: Hackers stole 57m passengers, drivers' info. We also bribed the thieves $100k to STFU

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Just for a bit of extra info

The 600k Uber Drivers whose data was stolen may receive Credit Monitoring Services, the 57 Million Users whose data was stolen will not.

They really care about their customers, dont they?

Cops jam a warrant into Apple to make it cough up Texas mass killer's iPhone, iCloud files

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"Another puerile comment on the reg.. Let's hope you never suffer at the hands of a nutjob because law enforcement were hamstrung by encryption technologies."

Considering the chances of suffering at the hands of a nutjob that is on the loose because of, as you say, law enforcement being hamstrung by encryption technologies (Chance - extremely f%&king low) or the chance of suffering at the hands of law enforcement authorities with the ability to invade people's privacy at will (Chance - high - based on the results of any regime which has got to that point in the past e.g. Stasi East Germany, Stalin's Russia, and to a lesser or greater extent modern China), I'll take my chances with the nutjob any day of the week!

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If you're ordered by a court to levitate 1m off the ground, even though that goes against the laws of physics, does that mean you should also go to jail because you cant do it?

Or to be a little bit less facetious (only a little bit admittedly), if you're ordered to hand over the keys to a Ferrari to the court even if you dont own one, and that means you will have to take out a huge loan, and then buy one, just to hand it over to the Courts, that you shouldnt fight that order to the best of your ability?

An iphone is an encrypted device. Creating a program to decrypt that device is not a trivial piece of work, it's highly expensive, would require numerous engineers and a lot of man hours of work, and in the end may not actually be physically possible (I'm not aware of what encryption they use on an iphone or whether they have methods to stop brute forcing or stop copies being made of the hard drive built in to the device). The encryption keys are not stored by Apple, so why should they be expected to know them or come up with a way to get around them.

Also, if an engineer at Apple refuses to work on this out of their personal beliefs, should they also go to jail? And if all their engineers refuse, what then?

When the lower Courts make unreasonable demands it's well within a person or company's rights to fight them. I'd be interested to know why you think Apple should bear the costs of breaking this encryption, not just the direct costs of working out a break (if it's even possible) but also the massive reptuational damage and almost certain loss in sales associated with having breakable encryption?

ICO probes universities accused of using private data to target donation campaigns

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Re: spending millions on poor kids

I still cant believe that when student fees were first talked about being introduced, there wasnt a push from the student unions to require all sitting MP's who voted for the introduction to be required to pay the same fee for their degrees as current students do. Plus interest of course.

Considering most went to Oxbridge, the screams from Westminster might have actually made the fees far more reasonable. Probably not though, Politicians are excellent at worming their way out of paying things they expect the rest of us to.

(Disclaimer - more than 10 years out of Uni and I'm still sitting on A$20k of loans. I'm not bitter... )

Help desk declared code PEBCAK and therefore refused to help!

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Re: Memory Issues

I remember chatting with a doctor friend of mine and he described some of their acronyms, I dont think I've laughed so hard in ages.

My favourite - for a really fat Person - DTS - Danger to Shipping.

Does UK high street banks' crappy crypto actually matter?

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Hang on. I thought from the original Report they were saying that the Banks hadnt implemented the additional security at all. Not that the Problem was that the better security wasnt being forced to be used. If it was the latter (what you describe with being able to accept both older and newer OSes Connections with and without the encryption), then I dont think they would have gotten bad marks.

Your solution would be the best result for everyone. But I'm pretty certain that wasnt what was being described.

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

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Re: "The Russian ministry of defense is investigating"

You would think that after the serious mocking that both North Korea and Iran have had for faked/doctored photos, Russia would realise that any pics like this would be discovered pretty damn quickly.

I can only imagine that they hoped the differences would not be found for a day or two, so they could get the domestic Headlines in Russia with their "evidence" and simply then when it was discovered later, just not have that reported widely in the state media. May be they should have followed Trump and just declared the reporting of the fake Images to be fake News.

Fake News, Fake Images, par for the course for 2017...

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medieval terror-bastards - thumbs up on that one!

I dont think I'll ever tire of hearing IS referred to as "medieval terror-bastards". I wish the rest of the media would start referring to them that way. It might (only might) reduce their appeal to some of the more susceptible weak minded fools that IS attract. And you know I always like to hear honesty in reporting!

Good work El reg on that one!

PS Daesh-bags is also pretty good...

What do Vegas hookers, Colombian government, and 30,000 other sites have in common? Crypto-jacking miners

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Re: Less intrusive than adverts

Two different things here:

1) The article mentions that the majority of these sites dont know there being used for harvesting coins. So there's no way they can be transparent about it, and thus it is a Problem. Also it makes it a Problem for those sites that are straight forward about it, as the association will quickly bcome that if you have a miner on your site it is there illegally/unwittingly, so your site cant be trusted, so People will block everything. Boom you've lost your advertising AND mining income.

2) If you're really suffering from pop-up and problems with adverts, then you probably need to invest some more time in finding a better solution. Firefox with NoScript and ADP works extremely well, but takes some time to get working optimally (i.e. letting sites you visit regularly allow specific things that you want). Similar solutions exist on most other browsers (mu script, etc - I'm sure other users here on El reg can make suggestions for their browser of choice), so you really should be able to remove the problem no matter what your setup.

Uber sued over alleged rapes as #MeToo web rally reveals more sex assault claims

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Re: Do "Normal" Taxi firms vet their drivers to this level... would think not... does anyone know?

Yes they do. Taxi firms are required to get Police Background checks of Drivers. Uber doesnt do this, because they Claim a) they're not a taxi firm, and b) they dont employ the Drivers (they're freelancers apparently). That's part of the reason why Uber can be cheaper than the competition, it costs Money to do things like Background checks which Uber are weaseling their way out of. London has at least started to reign this in by removing Uber's licence and part of the reasoning was that they were breaking the law by not doing These Background checks...

So anything that forces Über do to these things that are required of everyone else is a good thing, even if it ends up costing you a little bit more in your taxi (sorry Uber) fare...

WikiLeaks is wiki-leaked. And it's still not even a proper wiki anyway

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Re: Leaked leaks did not come from WikiLeaks

I call bollocks. Provide links or your just talking out your a$$.

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Re: "And it's still not even a proper wiki anyway"

"The nuclear button is a myth."

Exactly. There is no such thing as the Nuclear Button. A Button would be utterly ridiculous to control the nuclear arsenal. It's just unthinkable. Totally doesnt make any sense. It's actually a Switch!

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Re: Leaked leaks did not come from WikiLeaks

OK i have to react to this - you honestly believe that Hillary Clinton somehow managed to convince two women to make separate rape accusations against Assange? I assume that's what your implying. Assange has never denied that he had sex with the women. That's never been in dispute. Is your implication that the Police wouldnt have investigated rape allegations without international pressure? If that's the case, I hate to think which Country you live in. Police normally strongly investigate rape claims. And if a suspect flees a Country rather then talking to investigators that usually looks very suspicious and yes an international Arrest Warrant will normally be issued. All looks pretty normal so far to me.

Maybe, it was the Arrest in the UK that your talking about? Well it is kinda normal that if a friendly Country (and Sweden is a friend of the UK) has an Arrest Warrant out, then the UK Police will act on that. Obviously that international pressure you talked about didnt work very well, because he was actually granted bail. That seems to go against the Party line doesnt it? I mean if all that pressure was being applied, he never would have been allowed to walk out of jail would he?

And then he ran away to the Ecudarian Embassy. Maybe the UK wanting to arrest him when he leaves that is what your talking about? But then someone who is on bail and flees the Country is commiting a crime and that is something that normally the Police do go after. I mean that doesnt normally require international pressure. If you're on bail, you're given certain rules - not leaving the Country is usually pretty prominent on that list. You break those rules and the Police will attempt to arrest you and send you to prison for a time.

I really cant see any conspiracy here. He was accused of rape. The Police were investigating and he fled the country. The Police issued an Arrest Warrant (as you would when a suspect flees the Country rather than be questioned). He's arrested in the UK. Released on Bail. Flees to the Ecudaorian embassy. And now the UK Police want him for breaking bail conditions. Where are you seeing a conspiracy?

MPs slam HMRC's 'deeply worrying' lack of post-Brexit customs system

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Failure in waiting...

"HMRC told us that CDS is one of its seven most important programmes..."

If that isnt the signature of an impending program failure, I dont know what is...

Think the US is alone? 18 countries had their elections hacked last year

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"If Russia or someone else is trying to destabilise the west with election rigging then why didn't the racist f*cknuggit le pen get into power in France?

Why did Helmut Merkel get back into power in Germany?"

Might i suggest that the People in Germany and France are better educated and naturally more suspicious of politicians than Americans?

Additionally, France and Germany have multiple political parties and People are less likely to continuously vote for a single Party. In America, you have a choice between Republicans and Democrats and People follow them religiously (by the way the rest of the world thinks that's utterly insane!). So no matter how sh%t you think the policies and candidates of your Party are, Americans will still vote for them or at worst will just not vote, but they will never vote against their Party. In Europe, you just vote for whichever Party matches your tastes in this election. That makes it far harder to influence an election and far less likely that you'll end up with extremists (like Trump) in power.

Teensy weensy space shuttle flies and lands

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Re: Actually not much like the Shuttle at all

"given the Shuttle handled like a brick"

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”

Worked for the Vogons!!!

Brace yourselves, fanboys. Winter is coming. And the iPhone X can't handle the cold

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Re: Let's see...

Perhaps a truly Jobsian Answer would be :

You're location is wrong...

The day I almost pinned my tushie as a Google Maps landmark

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Hmm...

Since Facebook are asking for the Pictures and some of the People sending them would be under 18, does that mean Facebook would be breaking the law by "soliciting underage pornography"?

Just curious...

Metal 3D printing at 100 times the speed and a twentieth of the cost

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@ naive: Dont think of 3d parts as replacements for forged/machined components. think of them as replacements for cast parts.

You can replace a machined component with 3d printed, but it's the same effect (from strength, etc) as if you replaced it with a cast part. but usually cheaper then cast and with sometimes fewer restrictions...

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Re: Problems to overcome

There are things you can do with certain metals to improve the printed strength. there's a process called HIP that is used for Titanium (and a 3d printed part that undergoes HIP is flight certified by the FAA). HIP basically means chucking the part in an autoclave at high temperature and pressure to force out any cavities and harden the surface to restrict crack growth.

Unfortunately, the process doesnt work for Aluminium at this Point in time (at the necessary Temp you melt the Aluminium). But there are other processes being investigated, but nothing is certified yet. Sorry dont know about Steel as we just dont use it in Aerospace or at least in my Company...

Jet packs are real – and inventor just broke world speed record in it

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Which Richard?

I'm not sure why but I immediately misread that as Richard Branson. It's the sort of daft stunt that he would have made a few years ago...

Openreach boss says he'd take a burning effigy on the chin

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Just an idea...

The government likes giving BT money to make that "Final Connection" to the small villages because BT says it's not profitable for them to do it themselves. OK, i can live with that. But how about then, all that money from the government has strings attached, such that it cant be used to connect any town bigger than say 2000 People. Fow towns bigger then that, let market forces sort it out.

If the cities are where it's profitable, let BT (sorry Openreach) use their profits to get the fibre to where the market wants it...

Tesla buys robot maker. Hang on, isn't that your sci-fi bogeyman, Elon?

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"their problems are related to certain sections of their assembly lines and that the failings of the contractor handling that were missed."

So you then go and buy that contractor?? hmmm.....

UK Land Registry opens books on corporate owners

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Re: How very useful

I had no idea Vulture Central was so big!!!

Facebook's send-us-your-nudes service is coming to UK, America

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Dear Lord, the number of ways this could go wrong...

- Spoofed sites --> so people end up uploading there nude shots to a non-Facebook site

- Man in the middle attacks --> Pics get snaffled on the way to Facebook

- Hacks of Facebook --> Pics get grabbed at Facebook ("they dont store the pics" - my a$$ they dont! Who has ever heard of the Facebooks and Googles of the world EVER deleting ANYTHING!)

- misconfigured settings making the Pictures freely available --> Because that NEVER happens... *rolleyes*

Bugger me, this has so many Avenues for failure...

Mythbuster seeks cash for roller skates to wear in virtual reality

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I'm sure they'll accept BitCoin from you AC.

That was what you meant, right?

You know what's coming next: FBI is upset it can't get into Texas church gunman's smartphone

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Re: Why Do They Want That?

"They also have a dead shooter and his smartphone... Did nobody think of taking the phone down to the morgue and pushing the sensor against his fingers?"

I assume the failure here is that they cant get the gun out of his hands. Isnt that what gun crazy Yanks always say "They'll get my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers..."

UK's surveillance regime challenged in landmark European court hearing

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Re: who

I dunno... Coastguard?

American upstart seeks hotshot guinea pig for Concorde-a-like airliner

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Re: XB = Experimental Bomber

There's a reason it's called Boom...

Give us a bloody PIN: MPs grill BBC bosses over subscriber access

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I cant see the difficulty...

Imagine that every user of the Iplayer or BBC Online Services gets a Login, and when they create the Login they give their address. When they pay their licence fee they provide their Login details. Boom straight up every user of Online Content is registered in the database and their payment status confirmed.

If a user wants to access Premium Services (e.g. the back catalogue, etc) they pay a subscription and that gives them access to the Content they want.

Everyone can still access regular TV and pay everything the old fashioned way, but it would give the BBC a much easier list to idenitfy households not paying the fee or not using the online contents.

This is not a new system. It should not be difficult to implement. Tiered access to Services is used all over the shop, so I really dont get the BBC objections... Other than that their lazy c&nts, but we kinda already knew that...

Pixel-style display woes on your shiny new X? Perfectly normal, says Apple

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Re: 'image persistence' or 'burn-in'

Gargle and Spit? Luxury!

We had to drink the Petrol and then fart it out in the right air/fuel mix or our dad would thrash us!

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Re: You've all got it wrong...

"historical page augmenting"

Well done Lost all Faith, I'm now expecting "Historical Page Augmentation" to start showing up in the next lot of Marketing bollocks from Apple. And it's all your fault! I hope your proud of yourself!

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The Ghost of Jobs is alive and well

"You're looking at it wrong..."

Edit: D'oh, just saw AC beat me to it... Oh well it's still a good joke! :)

ATM fees shake-up may push Britain towards cashless society

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Hang on a sec...

Once you have the ATM installed, what costs are involved that would make it so unprofitable you would remove it just because your fee is reduced by 5c per transaction?

A Little bit of electricity? An Internet Connection? It's surely not going to use much of either. Getting the machine restocked each day/week? But surely that would be an on call type of thing, so you only restock once the machine is empty (or close to), and if a full ATM getting emptied isnt profitable then that 5c reduction isnt going to change anything.

Me thinks, I hear a fearmonger at work - "Oh no 5c less per Transaction? We'll end up with an ATM-apocalypse..."

Europe's one-patent-court-to-rule-them-all rocked by 'Brexit, EPO reforms, German laws'

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Breach of contract?

"Benoit's decision to take on a political role as deputy for culture in his home district of Saint-Germain-en-Laye, just outside Paris, France."

How is that not a breach of contract? I've never heard of any contract where you can just decide to take another Job without approval from your employer. Which in this case would be the EPO Board, and considering that they want him out, I would be surprised they would agree to something like that.

Additionally, I would be hugely surprised if there wasnt something about being politically neutral in the contract with a Position like this. If not, which ever lawyer wrote up the contract should be fired on the spot.

Still with everything else going on at the EPO, I guess None of this should be surprising...

$10,000-a-dram whisky 'wasn't even a malt'

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Re: Even the experts sound iffy

I think you might have misunderstood. The Whisky in this case was supposedly bottled in 1878.

So presumably the experts know what type of bottles Macallan used to bottle there Whisky in 1878, and what type of labels they used. Since this bottle doesnt match the bottles Macallan used in 1878 and the label was different it raised suspicions. Justifiably so.

Nothing to do with when the cask was laid in this case...

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Give Credit where its due

The Swiss Hotel were contacted by some Whiskey experts to suggest that the bottle didnt look right for a Macallan 1878. The Hotel under their own steam (and at their own cost), sent off samples to be tested, and once the samples came back, they flew out and personally apologised and returned the blokes cash.

You have to applaud the Hotel for there honesty!

If that had happened in the US, the hotel would have denied everything, probably tried to get a gagging order against the experts who told them about the false looking bottle, denied everything and would have fought any attempt to have the liquid tested. Then if it eventually did end up getting proven they would sue the testers for loss of income, issue some statement about "buyer beware" and held on to the money for as long as possible (i.e. until they got sued by the customer).

But nope in this case, adults were involved, an honest mistake was repaid and everyone walks away happy. It's not a whiskey but this --> is for the hotel owners!

Those IT gadget freebies you picked up this year? They make AWFUL Christmas presents

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"it was like paint stripper in both taste and chemistry."

Ahhh so you had a good Willy then... Trust me you DONT want to know what a bad one tastes like...