* Posts by lglethal

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Cops: German suspect, 20, 'confessed' to mass hack of local politicians

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CDU right wing - ahh what?

Others pointed out that right-wing politicians (including Chancellor Angela Merkel's own Christian Democrat Union political party) had been targeted.

Ummm, I'd hardly call the CDU right wing. Centre-Right at the most. Hell, if the CDU is right wing, the Conservatives must be far right! And where would that put the American Democrats and Republicans? Extreme-Right and Ludicrous-Right?

(OK from a eurocentric point of views those probably are the correct descriptions for american parties... :P)

More nodding dogs green-light terrible UK.gov pr0n age verification plans

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Re: Just like buying a magazine.

but there is another side.

Yes, its called parental responsibility. If your kids are using your internet you should be monitoring what they're using it for. If they manage to find porn, you should be talking about it to them. You do not make it a taboo, which is about the quickest way to make something attractive to children, and you sure as shit do not passs your responsibilities in teaching and raising your children to a third party institution with all of the caring and subtlety of a brick (ie the govermnent)...

Um, I'm not that Gary, American man tells Ryanair after being sent other Gary's flight itinerary

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Re: Me too

... and have no business in any of those places.

Ahhh me he thinks he doth protest too much...

UK white hats blacklisted by Cisco Talos after smart security code stumbles

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It wasnt a mistake...

The AI's dont like competition from the flesh sacks...

Supernovae may explain mass extinctions of marine animals 2.6 million years ago

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Re: Interesting, but radiation killing through water?

I did not think of the Plankton level of the food chain. Thanks for pointing that out, that makes a lot of sense! Thats why i come to El Reg - insightful, reasoned comments.

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Interesting, but radiation killing through water?

I thought water was supposed to be an excellent protector against radiation? So was there something special about this particular radiation event (or were the levels just so high) that they negated the protective qualities of the water?

If this was a mass extinction of land animals I'd believe it in a second, but under water, hmmm. The figure I've found online is that you halve the level of radiation for every 7cm of water it passes through. To kill off underwater creatures that dont need to surface (like whales and dolphins), that must have been one hell of a radiation event, wouldnt it?

NASA names the date for the first commercial crew demo flight

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Re: Toaster

"Ahh so your more of a crumpet man..."

This ain't over, Viasat snarls as tribunal rules in satellite rival's favour

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Not sure if i followed this article correctly...

My reading of the article was along the following lines, can someone confirm i have it right?

So, Europe decides to create a framework for an EU wide Satellite access network for aircraft. As part of that Ofcom provides a tender for a UK wide network at 2GHz which Inmarsat wins. Viasat doesnt even apply.

After Inmarsat starts selling a service which then competes with Viasat, Viasat sues Ofcom under the principle that Ofcom didnt have the rights to sell a UK wide network. I assume this is because Viasat expected the network to be sold off at european level rather than national level. They lost that case, appealed and have now had this appeal also rejected.

If i have that correct, then either Viasat didnt pay attention to how the plan to build the EU network was created (i.e. each nation opening a tender) and made an assumption it would be done at the european level, OR it was communicated that there would be a single EU wide tender and they were waiting for that, in which case their fight shouldnt really be with Ofcom but with the false communication from the relevant EU body. OR (and probably more likely), they didnt think anyone else could come up with a competing product, and so didnt bother to get involved until after their competition was already in the game and had spent a ton of money. That last one is definitely the American way...

Have i got this all correct or am i missing sometihng?

The internet is going to hell and its creators want your help fixing it

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"The internet is going to hell"? Going? I think we've been there for a while already, it's just taken a while for people to realise the water is hotter then they actually like...

OSIRIS-REx space probe catches a whiff of water on asteroid Bennu

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Re: Still a mystery?

So when its raining, we're getting pissed on from a great height?

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

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Re: Counting MNOs is hard

Technically you're right, but we can all see how well thats worked out with National Rail and its maintenance/care of the nationwide rail infrastructure...

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Re: Painter's 2nd Law of IT - Fixed it for you...

If an IT organisation has to manage something that can expire and must be renewed then it follows that it shall, at some point expire without having been renewed at the worst possible moment.

Certificates always expire at the time when a) the responsible IT bod is on annual leave, or b) there has been a change in management/HR/re-organisation such that no-one is sure who is responsible for the certificates or who can approve paying for their renewal, or c) just after a major IT upgrade, so everyone thinks that the failure is due to the new equipment. Other options are also available...

Tech support discovers users who buy the 'sh*ttest PCs known to Man' struggle with basics

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Re: It's 2018

If people don't know how to use a computer by now, they shouldn't even be in the workplace.

My dad cant use a computer to save his life. He's only just got his first smart phone. But guess what he's an auto electrician - why the hell would he need to learn how to use a computer to be part of the workforce?

Not everyone needs to use a computer. muppet...

Huawei CFO poutine cuffs by Canadian cops after allegedly busting sanctions on Iran

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Re: China is not a democracy

On the other hand, China is not the one shouting from the roof tops that they're the protector if Freedom and Democracy(tm) either.

Neither is Sweden, but I know which one I'd prefer to live in...

<rant>(Why does everyone equate Democracy and America, it bloody well isnt and we all know it. Why not equate democracy with a real bloody one - Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Australia, for feks sake...) </end rant>

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Re: China is not a democracy

Actually fajensen they do do "Extraordinary Rendition" - https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-17/hong-kong-bookseller-who-disappeared-from-thailand-held-in-china

In case you cant be bothered reading the article but that was a Hong Kong man grabbed from Thailand. There are plenty of other cases as well, from all over Asia. At least so far, I havent heard of any one being grabbed from the West, but its probably happened.

They also do hold foreign nationals without trial in China - read the 2nd article i posted in the previous post. All 3 of the family were travelling on American passports and Vincent Liu is an American and has never had chinese citizenship or a chinese passport.

Oh and Russia is quite happy bombing the sh*t out of Syria with impunity, and the West hasnt really done too much crying out except to moan at backing the losing side. So they've already pretty much done that. And China is happily building military bases on disputed islands in the South China Sea in order to threaten any of its neighbours that get uppity.

China is just as bad as any western nation when it comes to being hypocritical bastards on the world stage, but I'll still take having a world where democracy is in the majority, because in a democracy there are at least mechanisms for checks and balances. In the dictatorships of the World what the dictator declares goes...

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Re: China is not a democracy

As it is: China can't put me on a no-fly list, mess with my SWIFT transfers or send me off to 'indefinite detention' with free water-treatment in some secret 3'rd world military base.

umm what? China has well documented "Black prisons" where people are taken away and denied access to lawyers and the like. Often for indefinite periods. They also have the "reeducation centres" in Xinjiang where they basically imprison anyone in Xinjiang who even looks at a han chinese. (https://www.bbc.com/news/resources/idt-sh/China_hidden_camps)

They can also deny people the leave to fly out of China even if there not Chinese citizens.

(https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-46352336)

China can do all those things and a lot worse. So whatever you might think of western democracy, it's a hell of a lot better on the rights department then China.

I do find it hilarious that china is saying arresting Meng Wanzhou is a rights abuse. I would love someone to turn around and ask them about Victor and Cynthia Liu (see article above) who arent even accused of a crime but are being held in china anyway. Whats good for the goose, etc...

Falcon 9 gets its feet wet as SpaceX notch up two more launch successes

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An optimistic cynics take

Sea water is amongst the more corrosive natural things you can end up dumping your metallic parts in. I guess a reapplication of whatever protective coating (probably Alodine or equivalent) might work although you probably need to chemically strip off the original damaged coating first, so i doubt its that easy or cheap to do.

But I would imagine catching the fairing before it hit the water would go some way to reducing the impact loading on the part. Impacts into water at high speed hurt quite a bit. Then again, if they think they can still use it even after one landing in water, then I imagine that they believe a net landing would increase the reusability. Sort of along the lines of if the Fairing can survive one landing in water and be reused, then it can survive 2 landing in the net and be reused twice for the same impact loads.

Just throwing ideas out there...

Apple co-founder and former CEO has the most expensive John Hancock on the planet

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wrt to Billy Birmingham

"Hey hey hey! This is a team effort. So come on, lets act as a a team and do it MY way..."

Thought black holes were donut-shaped? It turns out they're more like deadly fountains

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Wait until they find "The Keep Off The Lawn" signs...

Ahhh the scientists finally saw the "Please Dont Play In The Fountain" signs, did they?

NASA's Mars probe InSight really has Mars in sight: It beams back first pic after touchdown

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Think of it this way AC, in the build up to landing you can do a lot of things - course corrections, checking hardware, testing software, run simulations, perform tests on earth, etc. But once the lander hits that atmosphere there is literally NOTHING you can do for it. But wait that 7 minutes and hope all of that testing and simulation was right. If that's not Terrifying for the scientists involved I don't know what is. And it's not just the scientists and engineers involved in the landing, all of the instrument scientists and engineers, are waiting to see if their instruments will survive so that they can do the science they want.

Or why don't I put it this way, insight was first conceived about 10 years ago, it's been under design, construction and testing for 5 years. Its cost 800 million dollars, and there are people who have spent 5-10 years working on this and nothing else and whether or not you've just wasted 10 years of your life comes down to a spacecraft 50 million kms away performing flawlessly a series of actions involving heat shields, parachutes and retro rockets, all autonomously where the slightest fuck up week see all of that hard work down the tube and there is nothing you can do about it. You don't consider that Terrifying? Trust me, when it's your instrument - it fucking well is!!!

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Re: Power?

The solar panels are 2 2.2m diameter solar panels producing about 600W at the start of the mission (which will decrease over time due to dust etc. If I remember correctly it's supposed to drop by about 200W by mission end.

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Re: “If we’re going to send humans there, it’ll be useful to see how often it gets impacted.”

Also HP3 is German and RISE is part Spanish with lots of the science being done in London and Zurich. So this is a very multinational project.

Domain name 'admin' role eyed up as latest victim of Whois system's GDPRmeggdon

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Re: Losing @ mark l 2

Actually, the best way to stop this sort of nonsense is to put the punishment on the lawyers. The threat of being disbarred, should stop most lawyers from pursuing ridiculous appeals.

Oh right, sorry, lawyers are immune from punishment, because they write the laws in the first place. Silly me forgot that.

NASA has Mars InSight as latest lander due to arrive today

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Re: Information

Hi Andy,

The mole works like a jack hammer. Basically inside you have a spring loaded cam that gets loaded up and then releases with a sharp shock that drives the Mole down. The rebound is much slower and is damped by the soil friction along the sides of the Mole (the Mole is long and thin for that reason). This basically means that each stroke down embeds you that little bit further into the soil.

It also means that how fast it is, is highly dependant on what the soil is like. I was one of the designers of the Mole, and believe me we spent ages testing in lots of different soils. The Mole is also powerful enough to scrape along concrete blocks provided it doesn't hit dead on.

As for the cable, it's a special type of electrical flat cable, similar to Kapton tape. Very slippy and it has the added job of collapsing the tunnel afterwards - the cable carries a series of heat sensors which we need in contact with the soil, hence why we do that.

Whilst we did as much testing as possible over the last few years, in vacuum Chambers, in different soils, with rocks and the like buried in the soil, its still impossible to know for certain it will work as planned. Mainly because we have no idea what the Martian soil is actually like. To give an analogy, imagine your are asked to drill a hole in a wall, but your only info about the wall is a picture of the wall with a resolution of 1 pixel per 0.5m^2. What drill bit do you take? A masonry bit because most walls in houses are masonry? What if it happens to be steel or wood? What feeds and speeds do you run the drill at? That's basically what we're dealing with with insight

- attempting the difficult in the face of the unknown - fingers crossed!

Peers to HMRC: Digital tax reforms 3 days after Brexit? Hold your horses, how 'bout 3 years...

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Re: Nope

since the s/w I use to create the values in the VAT return boxes is my brain :)

Bah, that will never catch on...

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@ JimboSmith

if i read the article correctly, you earn under 85k on your VAT taxable items (or however you want to call it), so you dont need to change anything...

So dont stress... ;)

Dawn of the dead: NASA space probe runs out of gas in asteroid belt after 6.4 billion-mile trip

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Re: This seems like a good argument for ion drives

Ion drives unfortunately are pretty useless for the quick thrust you need for orientation and positioning purposes. Ion drives are fantastic for slow but steady acceleration - movement between planets (or Protoplanets in this case) is a perfect case and that's what was used on Dawn. But for orientation it's too little thrust to achieve in any sort of useful time frame the desired results.

To offer an example, your currently doing science pointing instruments at ceres. But you need to change orientation to point the antennas at earth to deliver that science data. With hydrazine thrusters that's work of maybe 15 minutes. Say the transmission takes another 15,and another 15 to get back into science orientation. You've lost at most 45 mins of science time. With ion thrusters you would need at least 2 hour to change orientation in one direction (probably more) and so for the same action you've lost 4 hours 15 mins science days. If you have to do this every day that's 3,5 hours of science time per day lost. The mission will need to be massively longer to account for all of that missing science data. And that means you need more fuel for the ion thrusters, etc, etc. And in the end it just works out way more difficult to do it with ion thrusters. Not to mention the orbital calculations to work out how long you need to apply the ion thrusters for to get into the correct orientation position when you're talking reaction time frames measured in hours. If you under or overshoot with hydrazine, it's a quick fix, just squirt some more with ion you've got another couple of hours to wait.

Hope that explains a bit why we still use chemical thrusters for orientation instead of ion thrusters. :)

Roscosmos: An assembly error doomed our Soyuz, but we promise it won't happen again

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Re: I can't get the sensor to fit

It's all well and good to say that but if you do any job a hundred times it stops being a special job, it just becomes step 7b of job 256. And you've got 4 more jobs to do before the end of the day or the boss is going to get pissy with you. And this bloody bracket, which you've complained about half a dozen times but no one listens, is not going in easily. So you just take your hammer and get it to fit easy as pie. And move on to step 7c.

This is how cock ups like this happen. Because people are more worried about the pressure they'll get from managers for missing a deadline. Their manager is a more immediate problem then some future potential problem for some astronauts they'll never meet.

To avoid this, you really need a culture in the workplace where problems and delays are dealt with properly and no blame is put on the worker when they occur. It sounds very much like Roscosmos does not currently have that culture...

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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Hey it worked for Saint Teresa!

Pain in the brain! Kaspersky warns of hackable brain implants

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I don't know why, but my first thought was along the lines of "ahhh, so that's what happened to John McAffee"... ;)

Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation

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@ big_D

A stat i read on BBC (of all places) said that Kreuzberg is suffering from around 70% rent inflation (Berlin is more generally around 40%).

Berlin's not the only place, its happening all over Germany - Bremen's gone ridiuclous, Augsburg impossible to buy (but still suprisingly affordable on rent), and München has always been insane. Crazy times...

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

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Re: So he DOES respect the law!

It should be funny. The court says that he has to be in there person, or give testimony over video link. Oh look, his internet access is blocked and he's holed up in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London. Well sorry, thats cased dismissed right there...

Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app

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Re: Let this be a lesson

...IoT is an answer waiting for a sensible question.

How about "how to transfer money from someone's pocket into the pocket of a slimy snake oil salesman's in the modern world?"

Take my advice: The only safe ID is a fake ID

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Re: Terrance

My best mate (and best man at my wedding) goes by an abbreviation of his surname. It's what he introduces himself as and everyone knows him by. I'd known him for almost an entire year before i even found out his real name...

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Re: Irish names in Irish or English.

My grandfather had shares in a race horse called Richard Cranium. It never one a cent but my grandfather didnt care one whit...

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Re: A different name for every site?

"The Carter parents were a quiet and respectable Lancre family who got into a bit of a mix-up when it came to naming their children. First, they had four daughters, who were christened Hope, Chastity, Prudence, and Charity, because naming girls after virtues is an ancient and unremarkable tradition. Then their first son was born and out of some misplaced idea about how this naming business was done he was called Anger Carter, followed later by Jealousy Carter, Bestiality Carter and Covetousness Carter. Life being what it is, Hope turned out to be a depressive, Chastity was enjoying life as a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork, Prudence had thirteen children, and Charity expected to get a dollar’s change out of seventy-five pence–whereas the boys had grown into amiable, well-tempered men, and Bestiality Carter was, for example, very kind to animals. "

A wonderful quote on names from Sir Terry...

Why are sat-nav walking directions always so hopeless?

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Re: Hahaha...

I was visiting Pheonix for work about 10 years back, and my colleagues and i were told by the hotel not to walk in the neighbourhood after dark or in the early morning. The reason - there were apparently 2 serial killers active in the area (competing for a high score apparently). This was confirmed as not a joke by our host company.

Needless to say, we stuck to the bar for the evenings!

Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

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Re: Give Russia's reputation for poor workmanship

Oh Spartacus... Dont let me tell you some of the stories i know from the aerospace world - you might never fly again! Lets put it this way, mistakes happen. When they happen, the technician writes up a concession, an engineer designs a fix, and the technician applies the fix and everyone moves forward.

If there's an aircraft out there without at least a 1000 concessions on it (for all sorts of things, holes drilled in the wrong spot is just the easiest one), then I'll eat my hat... The Space biz, is no different...

But dont worry, your still safe to fly... probably... ;)

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Considering the stupidity of the Russian media allegation, I think an equally stupid stock pic is highly appropriate!

Keep it up El Reg! Some of us love the pics!

A basement of broken kit, zero budget – now get the team running

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Re: Loose change to pay the beer bill...??

"or the cost of a three bedroom house in newcastle"

Yeah but you'd still be living in Newcastle. Thats not a bargain at any price!

Post-silly season blues leave me bereft of autonomous robot limbs

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Re: Time machine?

Damn, the cats out of the bag!

Onefang get back in your time machine and delete that post asap!

Footie fans calling for a red card over West Ham United CC email blunder

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Embarrassing? Definitely...

" but these related to cases highlighting possible victims of sexual abuse or membership of a HIV support group.

I dont know, being outed as a West Ham supporter could be pretty distressing. :P

US Democrats call in Feds: There's something phishy going on with our voter database

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Officials of what?

Are we talking Democratic Party Officials from Michigan that did this test? That would seem to be countered by the last comment that it wasnt someone from the DNC (or at least not authorised by them). Was it Michigan Electoral Office officials (or whatever its called over there)? Can someone clarify exactly who these officials were?

Fire chief says Verizon throttled department's data in the middle of massive Cali wildfires

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Re: Even their "good" practice is bad.(@ Jake)

People, people relax please. This is America. Expect the forthcoming flurry of lawsuits from Santa Clarans suing Verizon for the fact that throttling the emergency services data allowance prevented the fire departments from doing their job, and that therefore Verizon were directly responsible for the loss of the Santa Clarans homes and properties.

After Verizon loses and has to pay out millions, they will change their policies to never again throttle an emergency service.

See who needs effective oversight of corporations and laws to protect the people. Bah... FCC? Who needs an independent, working one of those... /Sarcasm

Every step you take: We track you for your own safety, you know?

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Re: Corporate Security

Umm, if you were trying to track them down, why didnt you just call their phones? An app means they need a network connection and thats the first thing to drop out, before the ability to make calls, in an "overactive" (for want of a better term) area.

A £1.3m prize for a plunging share price at BT? Not so fast...

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I'm wondering....

I'm beginning to wonder what you would have to do now as a CEO of a big corporation to not get your bonus?

Here's a few ideas:

- Wipe out a species of African Rhino?

- Drive your Ferrari into a busload of school children whilst getting a handjob from a prostitute?

- Murder a popular member of the Royal Family (Charles doesnt count)?

- Be pictured hugging Donald Trump?

Ahhh, who am I kidding, none of those would have even the slightest effect on CEO Bonuses... Well maybe the Trump one...

Marriage of AI, Google chips will save diabetics from a lot of pricks

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sigh...

I read the headline and thought Google was offering a service where Diabetics would not get subjected to any more advertising.

Oh well I guess this is good too...

The butterfly defect: MacBook keys wrecked by single grain of sand

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Re: But...

Sorry Steve but you're just plain wrong.

Manufacturers build to a spec, and assemble to assembly instructions. If your drawing/3D model has an error in it, the manufacturers are not going to know that. They will manufacture exactly what is on the drawing. Now if this was down to a manufacturer cocking up (which does happen) then you'd be right, but then a failure like that SHOULD be picked up by QA and would then be repaired or replaced. But this is quite clearly a design error - the design just cannot tolerate general dirt, dust and grit getting into the keyboard, nothing manufacturing does could generate that level of poor design.

Apple design their parts and send the designs to various manufacturers for production who then send their parts to Foxconn for assembly. Neither the manufacturers or Foxconn are responsible for this cock-up - this turd of a failure falls squarely in Apples lap...

(from a designer - but thankfully not an Apple one!)

IBM memo to staff: Our CEO Ginni is visiting so please 'act normally!'

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Depends on the CEO of course. But do you really need to ask when it comes to Ginni "We need to cut costs but i fly in a helicopter" Rommety?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a giant alien space cigar? Whatever it is, boffins are baffled

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Re: Comets

Your both right. Heat is transferred away from the sun in the forms of direct energy and high energy particles.

The impact from the particles causes localised heating (think of it as little explosions or perhaps better, think of it as a missile hitting a target - the missile might be small and the target big, but it does transfer a lot of energy!). This heating is dependent on the local strength of the solar wind.

The direct energy from the Sun is gentler but constant. Light radiation interacting with the particles causes heating exactly like what ahppens every day on Earth.

Which of these two is dominant depends on how far from the sun you are (as direct energy tapers off via the inverse square law), and how strong the local solar wind is.