* Posts by lglethal

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Power platform envy? Google wants to 'empower non-technical employees' with new Business Apps category

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"The company has now introduced AppSheet Automation, which lets non-technical folk automate existing processes. "

So... its a macro?

Look I'll admit i'm not a dev or a programmer, but I've read this entire article and frankly I still dont know a) what it's talking about, and b) why on Earth anyone would want it?

If you want to code something in your business, you either hire a dev to do it for you, or look if the solution already exists somewhere else (it likely does). If you have the enough time to learn how to use this AppSheet program, then you probably have enough time to actually learn how to program it properly.

I can only remember one occasion where I've talked to our IT department and asked if they could create a special program for my department (nothing fancy - just converting a Spreadsheet into a checkable interface and then running a program based on the inputs). Could I have whipped up something in this Appsheet? Sounds like probably yes, with enough time to learn what I was doing, plus debugging, and testing. Would I trust what I've whipped up to be utilised by my entire department? Hell No. So I'm really failing to see the use of this sort of program. I can also think of a couple of colleagues who if they were offered such a program, would use it for everything, and well that way leads disaster...

So thanks, but no thanks...

Angry 123-Reg customers in the UK wake up to another day where hosted mail doesn't get through to users on Microsoft email accounts

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Maybe Microsoft needs to do this more often! If someone is using a 123Reg address to send a tonne of spam, blocking them might force 123Reg to clean up and control their systems to prevent spam being sent in the first place. If Microsoft did this for more Spam senders hosts then maybe we'd end up with a cleaner internet.

Get Microsoft and Google together (woo thats an axis of evil, no doubt), but the power of those 2 making it a habit to block an entire email host when there services are being used to send spam would very quickly force email hosts to clean up their acts.

One can dream...

US ponders tech export ban on SMIC, China's biggest chipmaker

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Re: in the most expensive Trump Hotel reservations

Sorry, but it wont ever happen. The best you can hope for is that Trump gets presented with enough evidence of his previous wrong doing, and be told that he will go quietly into the background like most other former presidents, and will keep his mouth shut on politics from then on in. Oh and that someone takes away his Twitter access...

Something tells me though even then, he wont be able to keep his mouth shut...

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Re: So, translating this..

I dont think it counts as cynicism when you're talking about someone's Modus Operandi...

Intel, Apple, Cisco, Google sue US Patent Office – Tech police, open up!

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Re: How is the USPTO supposed to do that?

Every other nation does it so i fail to see the problem. The EPO definitely does it, as I can attest to from when they came back on one of my ideas with an obscure chinese patent (tangetially related to my patent application but not actually using the same tech), and required me to modify my patent application enough to prove originality or it would be rejected. Getting a patent with the EPO costs a lot and takes a lot of time (about 2 years), but the system works, if you have a patent from them, people know its very likely to be valid.

The USPTO should have the people able to do a quick word search from a patent application review previous patents with those keywords and determine if there is prior art. They dont do that. They rubber stamp the application through. It's at the point where a patent from the USPTO is basically considered unsound from the beginning, and able to be challanged without too much effort.

It costs time and money to get a patent application granted anywhere else in the world. And it should, because what you're asking for is the right to have sole claim over an idea to monetise as you wish for the next 20+ years. That should not be something that should be easy to obtain. Not if we dont want innovation strangled in red tape and unjust lawsuits...

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Re: How else is the IPR process supposed to happen?

Your looking at it completely the wrong way. The IPR is a loosely attached bandaid over the gaping wound that is the USPO.

The USPO sees its job as granting every patent submitted with the absolute minimum of checks, so that they get paid. Naturally this leads to utter junk patents that are clearly covered by prior art being granted and everyone else paying for it through needing to fight various patent trolls in court or paying them off if that's considered cheaper than actually fighting the action in court. Even if you would win, sometimes its cheaper to pay thanks to the US legal system.

The USPO should be forced to do its actual job, of checking the actual validity of patents before granting them, and then the IPR process wouldnt be necessary. Wow revolutionary thinking, huh?

Two out of four ain't bad: It's been a weekend of mixed emotions for rocket fanciers

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Re: Scotland

"Think Cape Canaveral with cattle grids."

So more Cape Carne-veral then...

I'll get my coat... No need to push...

Amazon spies on staff, fires them by text for not hitting secretive targets, workers 'feel forced to work through pain, injuries' – report

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Re: I'm glad...

Didnt apple lose a similar court case in california just recently? I seem to remember reading about it here on el reg. So probably thats also illegal in the US as well...

While you lounged about all weekend Samsung fired up its biggest-ever chip factory and started cranking out 16Gb LPDDR5 DRAM

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Re: Soccer fields?

So 6.2 microWales. Oh that makes much more sense now...

Death Stranding: Essential worker simulator unites its players amid a lockdown far worse than the real-life one

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100 hours... sigh... Next...

This looked really interesting, beautiful, relaxing, with jumps in difficulty and pacing to keep it interesting. But I'm sorry, I'm a father with a wife who would like to spend some time with me and kids who want my attention. I just dont have the time for to spend 100 hours in a single game anymore. 20 hours is perfect, 40 I can just about handle if I'm really enjoying myself, but 100 hours. Sorry, life is too short and I have way too many other things calling for my attention.

It seems like game designers feel they need to pad out their games to such massive levels these days with so much filler. Maybe it was always this way, but boy does it feel like it's getting worse...

Forget Fortnite and FIFA: India wants to develop games based on local legends

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“Computer games are a new trend...

Really? Funny. Who would have guessed I've been a trendsetter for the last 30 years?

It really says a lot about the BJP mindset when an at least 30 year old hobby is a "new" trend...

Those damn upstart muslims, and their newfangled religion! I mean its only 1300 years old. Bah!

Forget your space-age IT security systems. It might just take a $1m bribe and a willing employee to be pwned

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Just curious...

Does anyone know what happens if, you happened to get approached in such a situation AND you agreed and got a cash advance from the bad guys (because lets face it you would have to be a severe Numpty to not get the cash upfront), if you then hand the buggers over to the feds - do you get to keep the cash?

Asking for a friend. Honest guv!

So... just 'Good' then? KFC pulls Finger Lickin' slogan while pandemic rumbles on

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Re: Different countries, different flavours

Grew up in the country and we are talking 25+ years ago. There was one asian restaurant (generic chinese), no turkish, lebanese, malay, thai or any of that sort of goodness. Couple of fish and chips shops and the fast food places. Not a great selection. I'd like to think that things have improved on the food front in Aus, but outside of the cities, I'm not so certain.

Still I havent lived in Oz in 15 years, so what would i know...

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Re: Different countries, different flavours

It's Kangaroo? No wonder it tastes so damn good. I wonder how they change the meat from red to white?

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Different countries, different flavours

Its funny really, but I've eaten KFC in a few different countries and it tends to taste very different depending on the country, which is a little weird from a global supply chain.

Growing up in Australia, the KFC tasted great. And i had a friend who worked there and was more then happy to take the chicken home at the end of the shift to eat (my mates who worked at mcdonalds and hungry Jacks (Burger King), would not touch the stuff at their joints).

But having eaten KFC in Germany and the UK, I can honestly say its ... disgusting might be too strong a word, but not by much...

KFC - It's possibly, sometimes, Good!

Epic move: Judge says Apple can't revoke Unreal Engine dev tools, asks 'Where does the 30% come from?'

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Hmmm

The judge seemed quite reasonable there. Epic broke the Appstore rules, so they are kicked out of there. All fair. Epic did not break the Xcode rules, so they should NOT have been kicked out of there.

A decidedly balanced and sane judgement. Who is this woman and how did she get into that courtroom??? Quick arrest her for impersonating a judge!!!! Fair and balanced judgements!?! In the USA!?!?! Not on my watch...

North Korean hackers pwned cryptocurrency sysadmin with GDPR-themed LinkedIn lure, says F-Secure

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And this was a sysadmin...

who works in cryptocurrency.

Purveyors of Snake Oil are just as likely to fall for other Snake Oil salesman's palaver as the general public...

The Viking Snowden: Denmark spy chief 'relieved of duty' after whistleblower reveals illegal snooping on citizens

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"no one within the NSA or related intelligence services was ever suspended - even after the US Director of National Intelligence James Clapper lied in Congress about US domestic surveillance. Clapper faced no penalty, retired on a full pension..."

This is the part i never understood. Usually politicians of any stripe once they catch some one in a lie, especially one directed at them, go for the jugular. Doesn't usually matter which side of the aisle they're from.

That Clapper got to walk away without so much as a dressing down, is scarcely believable. He must have had some great dirt on various Poli's...

US Air Force shows off latest all-electric flying car, says it 'might seem straight out of a Hollywood movie'

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Re: OK i get it, its a demonstrator but...

I'd still argue that a helicopter will do that job quicker, cheaper and easier then a flying car.

Any flying car is going to be very heavy and expensive because it either requires two separate engine systems, or an extremely complex transmission to switch between road and flying modes. The Osprey is a prime example of this, a tilt rotor aircraft that can hover and VTOL. But the complexity involved in those tilt rotors makes them super expensive to maintain, relatively unreliable and prone to unfortunate accidents.

If you need to move people between bases, you'd go in order of the expected danger (and/or cost) - car, convoy, APC, Helicopter. I dont see a spot in that list for a flying car...

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OK i get it, its a demonstrator but...

... I really dont see any use case for a reasonably likely flying car to the military.

If what you want is a car for use in theatre that can maybe fly to get over dodgy terrain, cross rivers, etc. then it still needs to be built like a Hummer, so heavy as anything, and you need to protect the rotors because thats exactly what the enemy will shoot first. Making it highly nonviable.

If you want a flying thing for stealthy monitoring, then anything with rotors is out straight away and you already have high altitude drones for that.

If you want something that can fly, hover, move around a bit on the ground, well you already have helicopters. Stick some wheels on one and you have that moving around capability if you desire, but well anything with rotors shouldnt be on the ground for any length of time in a dangerous zone, so again not fixing your problem.

Need to move heavy loads around safe areas but without roads, again this isnt the solution (thats what all those airship prototypes are looking at, but the use case is so minimal, I dont see them going anywhere either).

So when exactly is a flying car going to outperform a Hummer, a Drone or a Helicopter in any situation? I'd love to know the answer to that one, because I'm stumped...

Microsoft sides with Epic over Apple developer ban, supports motion for temporary restraining order

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Re: Cynical

The difference is that Apple does not allow other stores on iOS, going so far as to brick phones of people who try it.

Steam is the main game store in the PC world, but you dont have to use it, there are others (GOG, EA Origin, Ubisoft's Uplay). And since Epic didnt like the terms at Steam (the seemingly standard 30% cut) they did go and crate a competitor (Epic Games Store) which is probably now the number 2 games store on PC's (basically because Epic threw around all that Fortnite cash and gave a ton of free games away and nabbed PC exclusives).

On Android, Google Play Store is the king, but you can freely sideload apps and even other Appstores without much trouble - Amazon Appstore is a good example of this.

But when it comes to iOS, you have no choice but to go through the Apple Store. If Apple decided to raise their percentage to 50% of sales, there's nothing a producer could do about it. It is the definition of a monopoly market.

I'm not a fan of Epic at all, and this was absolutely a pre-planned move on their behalf, but if it opens up iOS so that customers have a choice of game store, then that can only be a WIN for us consumers.

Highways England primes market for £2bn tech spend as part of massive investment in crumbling roads network

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Now you know the real purpose of Zebra crossings! You didnt think it was to tell people where to cross the road, did you?

Unexpected Porthcawl in the borkage area: Riding an indoor Power Truck to nowhere

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The Good is that there are plenty of exit roads. The Bad is everything else?

(Just joking - I mean I have no idea if there are plenty of exit roads...)

Space station update: Mystery tiny but growing air leak sparks search for hole

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Re: Call a plumber

Tell 'em that Callout fee is fine, but they'll have to sort out there own transportation back from the station...

Breaching China's Great Firewall is hard. Pushing packets faster than 1Mbps once through is the Boss Fight

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This would of course have nothing to do with encouraging usage of local services, by simply making foreign services slow and unreliable.

Of course not, silly of me to suggest it...

Sloppy string sanitization sabotages system security of millions of Java-powered 3G IoT kit: Patch me if you can

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Re: Why bother.

Who is Fix? Why is he in a barrel? And does he really deserve to be shot? And who's supplying the Howitzer? Is the barrel in a location where there could be civilian casualties from a Howitzer shell?

So many questions...

Marketing: Wow, that LD8 data centre outage was crazy bad. Still, can't get worse, can it? Finance: HOLD MY BEER

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"The Register contacted Equinix to get its take, and it has yet to respond. "

They're too busy trying to work out how they can charge you for responding. Once that's sorted, they'll be in touch. With an invoice attached...

Nominet promises .uk owners it'll listen to feedback on plan to award itself millions... as long as it agrees with it

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If its a member based organisation, when is the next election for the board? And why arent the normal members already starting the campaign to remove every person currently on the board?

Someone please have mercy on this poorly Ubuntu parking machine that has been force-fed maudlin autotuned tripe

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Re: Huh?

Staff? Whats that? Definitely not something I find around my local supermarket carpark. They also seem to be hard to find around the actual Supermarket as well. Bloody self service kiosks...

Ex-Apple engineer lifts lid on Uncle Sam's top-secret plan to turn customized iPod into 'Geiger counter'

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It's the old bait and switch...

They "talked" about needing space for extra hardware and the ability to write to the harddrive on their own, and they walked out with a custom version of iOS. But lets face it that was the plan all along! They just wanted what we all want - a version of iOS that doesn't make you use the bleedin' iTunes store!

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I have signed the Official Secrets Act. However, if you ask, I'll be forced to tell you to mind your own business, and that even if I had signed, which is not to be taken as an admission that I may have signed it, I wouldn't tell you if I had signed it or not. So there.

Is that clear enough? Hmmm... Do you here some helicopters?

Where there's a .mil, there's Huawei: Pentagon allowed to keep using Chinese tech deemed too dangerous for everyone else – report

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Hey hey hey!! We have a plan in place to create an action to create a schedule that will allow us to action a plan to schedule the creation of a plan to plan for the scheduled action of performing the schedule action at a time and place as defined by the aforementioned scheduled action plan.

As you can see we take planning very seriously. And scheduling...

SAP blogger reveals top tips for keeping clients happy: Don’t swear, remember to write a pithy subject line, and TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

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Just to clear one point

I'd guess that the post has been translated from German. The hyphenation at "spelling- and grammar mistakes" likely came from a direct translation "Rechtschreib- und Grammatikfehler" and someone not proofreading the translation properly (whoops breaking their own advice there).

And whilst its fun to take the piss out of these kinds of post, the number of people who still completely fail in exactly these ways in their business writing is crazy. Common Sense it may be, but Common Sense ain't exactly common...

The results are in: Science says the Solar System's magnetic heliosphere looks like a deflated croissant

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A Depressed Pastry?

It just needs a sympathetic ear to listen to it. i mean we sent the Voyagers, but they just didnt have time to stop...

Canon not firing on all cylinders: Fledgling cloud loses people's pics'n'vids, then 'Maze ransomware' hits

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Re: "...offers 10GB of long-term storage space for people's personal photos and videos"

A house fire or break in and theft and your home storage is gone. Thats why people back up to the cloud. It's supposed to be a safe option.

So long as you dont keep all your pics in either one or the other location, you are pretty well protected from losing everything.

Ever wonder how a pentest turns into felony charges? Coalfire duo explain Iowa courthouse arrest debacle

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Re: Perfect shit storm

Sell it like that and Hollywood will eat your hand off!

(I'd watch it!)

China slams President Trump's TikTok banned-or-be-bought plan in the US

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Re: Right

Ahhh. So we can expect El Reg to be next on the Ban list then.

Bummer...

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Re: Hmmm

Exactly. I believe the expression is "The Pot calling the Kettle Black".

Self-driving car supremo Anthony Levandowski sentenced to 18 months in the clink for stealing trade secrets from Google's Waymo

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You also missed the part where he is suing Uber for $4.1 billion, to do with his truck startup, Otto.

What a great chap. Well if he wins that case, then I'm sure he wont mind paying google back its $700m...

Chinese debt collectors jailed for cyberbullying under ‘soft violence’ laws

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WTF?

Ok serious problem but...

...and trying to spook people by playing funereal music.

Thats a weirdly specific thing to ban. Is that really something that happens a lot in China?

European Commission: Full-scale probe launched into data-slurping potential of Google's $2.1bn Fitbit buy

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Promise... Yeah, right?

Google then wrote to EU regulators, pledging the buy of Fitbit was “about devices, not data,”

And if you believe that, I have a bridge you might be interested in buying!

Dont forget this is the same Google that promised not to combine Doubleclick's user profile data with its own user profile data. Which of course lasted about 6 months before that promise was broken. So yeah, I'd trust any "promise" from Google about as much as I would trust a promise from a hungry cannibal not to eat me whilst I sleep...

Trump bans Feds from contracting H-1B workers and makes telehealth the new normal

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As some other commentard has previously said

The easy way to fix the H1-B visa is to not hand them out as a lottery, but on the basis of the expected salary of the worker. Either set a limit (like the UK does), that the worker has to be above to be eligible for the visa or a highest salary gets the visa first system (depending on how/if you want to limit the number of visas).

By setting a limit that cuts out the whole bringing in cheap foreign labour to replace the locals, you remove that problem, whilst still allowing for the high end, skilled professionals to be brought in as needed.

It seems such an obvious solution. Obviously too obvious for the US...

Virgin Galactic pals up with Rolls-Royce to work on Mach 3 Concorde-style private jet that can carry up to 19 people

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Re: Short and sweet.

Do we really need the wheel? I mean I can walk wherever i need to go, and heck if i need to carry something heavy i can just stick it on the Ox over there. Wheels? bah! Do we REALLY need them...

OK, to be less facetious, WE may not need this specific aircraft, but if they crack Supersonic flight without being massively loud, and whilst being comparably energy efficient to a standard flight, then eventually that tech will appear in our regular civilian jets. I mean we didnt jump from the Wright Brothers to the 747. You need these in between steps, and if rich buggers want to spend their money funding that tech development, then I'm all for it... And even if it doesnt work out, at least some of that rich people cash has made its way into various designers pockets, so I'm failing to see a downside here...

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

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I am not an economics professor but...

... it always seemed to me like the number one thing that should have been done once the Pandemic and the shutdowns hit, was that a) Mortgage repayments should have been put on hold (for all properties), and b) rents should have been put on hold (again for all properties).

Those hit by joblessness, furloughs or reduced hours would be safe in their homes for a bit, and the owners of such properties would only take a small hit (once their mortgage costs no longer had to be paid), and the only people hurting would be banks. And lets face it we'll end up bailing them out anyway, so we may as well get some benefit out of it.

The only people who would lose out are those who rent out properties but dont have mortgages on them, but thats very much not a majority of people...

Architect of tech contractor tax fraud scheme jailed for at least five years

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You have to wonder

You really have to wonder what was going through their heads? I mean did they really think $100m was not going to be missed?

Stupidity and greed, such a painful combination...

Congratulations Peebles. Felicitations Queenzieburn. Openreach is bringing you FTTP (yes, they're real places)

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I read that as Queeniesbum, and thought someone was taking a biiigggg risk when they named their Village that!

Two large flightless birds walk into a bar... The pub's owner was not emused *ba-dum tsh*

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They should just be grateful they dont have a dropbear infestation. They wouldnt have any customers left if that was the case!

No wonder Brit universities report hacks so often: Half of staff have had zero infosec training, apparently

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I hope you ran your phishing test better than our firm. IT did up an interesting case, it looked like it could be legitimate, but with that slight whiff that made my alarm bells go in to warning mode... So i actually checked and whilst the email came from offsite (our IT providers own site, so not exactly an unknown or faked address), the phishing link was to a website within our firewall. So i clicked on it, as did a lot of others (admittedly most of the others probably didnt do the checks i did) and IT got all high and mighty that we had all fallen for their phishing scam, but the fact was they'd linked to one of our own websites and used their own email address kind of represented a massive fail on their part. If the scammers can set up a phishing pool on our own websites and use one of their email accounts to send out phishing emails, then we've got bigger problems, dont you think?

Google allowed to remember search results to news articles it was asked to forget. Good

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Re: Suing the wrong party

You're assuming you can track down the owners/operators of the website in question and that the servers are located in the EU.

If this is some dodgy site, hosted in some Russian bit barn good luck getting them to even acknowledge the contact. In that case, getting Google and co to stop linking to it is the best you can achieve.

Google search trends used to calculate floating prophylactic prices

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Re: Rabble

Hard Question Time:

What would you prefer? An evening listening to Marketing? Or a lifetime with an STD?