* Posts by lglethal

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Autonomy founder Mike Lynch's US extradition hearing will be in February 2021

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Re: Politicians' names

Well did Willy Willys Win?

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I have to agreed with David Davis* on this one, if HP lose the civil case despite the significantly less stringent conditions attached to a civil case ("on the balance of probabilities" rather than "beyond all reasonable doubt"), then a criminal case should not stand a chance. Therefore, the extradition proceedings should defiitely wait to see the outcome of the civil case.

* Boy what were his parents thinking when they named the poor bastard. I guess he got them back by becoming a politician...

Quick thinking and an explanation for everything – key CTO qualities

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Re: I've been fired ...

"My Epson PX-8 had zero porn on it."

Zero Porn? Is that what were calling ASCII porn these days? Nothing like a bit of the old Zeroes and Ones, eh?

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Re: I've been fired ...

Thinking about it a bit, I also cant remember the last time I got any questionable content/jokes from work colleagues. Maybe it's because my current colleagues are a pretty boring bunch, but even before I changed jobs 5-6 years ago, I think the whole sending jokes/etc. had died in the old office (with colleagues who were certainly not boring!). Such things if they were done, were done over personal emails and not the work accounts. Much safer on the career that way...

If you're feeling down, know that we've just buried a heat sensor in an alien planet. If NASA can get through Mars soil, we can get through 2020

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Great work from the whole team to get the mole in and working.

The best description I can give you for how hard this mission is/was is as follows:

I need you to drill a hole in a wall. Here's a picture from Google Maps of the house. Choose a drill bit and the feeds and speeds you're going to use.

What do you mean you need more information?

That's effectively what the mole team needed to do. You have pictures of the area you're going to dig in, you have the experience of what other landers have encountered in other parts of Mars, but you cant say exactly what will be in the area where you will actually land. Based on the other landers, the Duricrust (the part of the soil that clumps together and doesnt refill into the hole) was only expected to be 5-10cm deep as a maximum. But here it turned out to be about 25cm deep, which really screwed with the ability of the mole to operate. One of Mars's little jokes no doubt.

So to find a way to get the Mole deep enough to operate, was really a great achievement for the whole team. Beers for all involved...

From an Ex-mole team member.... :)

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Re: But imagine

Faster, yes. But exponentially more expensive. You could send out 10,000 Insight's for the cost of sending one person to mars to do this. Which in the end will provide more data?

Thailand calls on telcos and ISPs to censor information about pro-democracy protests

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Try reading an actual article about the douchebag with the hotel reviews. He left months of fake reviews including that the staff were slave labour, all over an incident that when he stayed there he was asked to pay a corkage fee for bringing his own bottle of wine to the restaurant. In the end after kicking up a fuss and being rude, he didnt even pay the corkage fee.

So he tried to destroy a business's reputation, all because someone asked him to pay a corkage fee (standard practice in most restaurants). What an utter douchebag. He would have deserved to go to jail for it. As it was, he got let off with a warning after he apologised and promised not to do it again.

Thailand has insane Lese Majeste laws, which are incredibly wrong and are often misused. But dont try and conflate the two topics because it just makes you look like an idiot.

We bought a knockoff Lego launchpad kit from China for our Saturn V rocket so you don't have to

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If you ever happen to meet someone who throws away Lego (rather than giving it away as next years presents or passing it on to various kids/cousins/neighbours kids/etc.) then by all means give them a good whacking for adding to humanity's plastic waste.

But Lego is one of the few bits of plastic that I've never heard of people throwing away. Maybe the occasional piece that gets broken, but even then I certainly remember having more then a few broken bits in my Lego box back in the day... So if people dont throw it away, it cant be counted as waste right?

Elizabeth Holmes' plan to avoid her Theranos fraud trial worked out about as well as her useless blood-testing machines

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Re: Zuckerberg

Really? I see a striking reseblance to Saint Jobs of Apple. But I guess her Reality Distortion Field wasnt up to the correct standard.

Plus she forgot to have an actual genius designer in the background to create the product she was selling. Rookie mistake...

Morgan Stanley hit with $60m penalty for failing to properly decommission old kit hosting 'wealth management' data

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Re: Rich people's money

Actually you're both right.

Earnings based fines have been shown to be far more ethical, and have the same deterrent effect on the rich and the poor (Sweden for one has an earnings based speeding fines meaning a rich person caught speeding pays a significantly higher monetary fine than a poor person commiting the same speeding offense, but both people losing a weeks pay hurts (almost) equally, and has a similar deterrent.

However, the punishment applied should absolutely be proportional to the crime committed.

Cross-border digital payment system, championed by Saudi Arabia, gets green light... and yellow card from G7

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Fees?

I'm just curious, does anyone know WHY international bank transfers are so damn expensive anyway? Usually, a bank adds a few cents to the exchange rate to cover themselves there, AND charges a fee (sometimes flat, sometimes a % of the transfer amount) on top of that for the transfer.

Is this just profiteering from the banks, or are these fees set by governments? I suspect the former because there are digital services (transferwise, etc) that seem to ditch the extra cents on the exchange rate and have pretty low fees for the transfer itself. I know last time I made a transfer to Australia over transferwise, I saved over €100 (on a €5000 transfer) in fees that my bank wanted to charge. I cant imagine they could do that if the fees were regulatory based.

So maybe the first thing the G20 could promotoe for its members to ease international money transfers was limiting what banks could charge customers. That would certainly have a more immediate effect than all the work on developing a digital currency...

UK govt advert encouraging re-skilling for cyber jobs implodes spectacularly

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Re: You mean "faux outrage"?

How about the government not steal a photo off instagram, but actually hire a photographer to create an original. That would put money in the pockets of a photographer, a model, a venue owner, and probably a few other local people as well.

Nope, just steal a photo off the internet and send that money into some managers pocket instead.

Thats where the real rage should be...

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Re: Soviet Union reference

Can't see IT being a route to escaping our present pestilential pit anytime soon. Even if there were anywhere to escape to.

I dont know... you could always say you need to check the offsite disaster recovery site that just happens to be located on the otherside of the world*...

* for resilience purposes of course...

Contract to run .eu domain-name registry is up for grabs as Brussels tries to avoid a .co-style debacle

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Re: Reg, you mentioned the UK....

Actually Nominet is (nominally and only really in a legal sense) a non-profit organisation. It acts very clearly as a for-profit organisation, but has somehow managed to hold on to its non-profit status.

So it could very clearly bid for this, although the lack of transparency and communication would probably rule it out...

Remember the days when signs were signs and operating systems didn't need constant patching?

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Security through obsolescence?

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It is a very important message. Gotta make sure they get it right, dont they... :P

As China trials its Digital Yuan with a giveaway, seven big central banks outline response

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@AC

I get what your saying, but i think your missing a couple of points -

1) the economic disparity in china - a large proportion of rural Chinese people do not have computers, smart phones, etc. So removing all physical currency would not be possible until everyone is at a level to have the method of making use of the digital currency.

Additionally, a large proportion of rural Chinese do not actually have access to bank accounts, so again how do you make them able to use the digital currency? The divide between rural and urban China is truly staggering at times.

2) There will always be loopholes. The communist party functions by being a well greased machine, If every transaction is traceable, then the greasing would have to stop and those at the top would lose out. Therefore, loopholes will exist to allow the greasing, and where there are loopholes, there are places criminals can exploit.

3) There are plenty of other ways to pass value other than cash - An example I am aware of is that when a Chinese organisation (or people) want to move large quantities of money overseas, they buy a bunch of (very) expensive jewellery, fly overseas with it (with the wife wearing it of course so that it's not obvious that its the equivalent of cash), and then sell it at the destination into local currency. Often the exchange prices of the jewellery is organised in advance, so they can choose their own exchange rate. That's just one way of moving around money outside of controls.

To bring this back into an internal China way, the criminals could buy gold or jewellery with stolen crypto, take it, melt it down into a new form, and then resell it. Provided they werent caught at the point of purchase, the money earned would be almost the same as that stolen, and would again be completely untraceable. So there are certainly ways around it.

Perhaps if the Chinese could wipe out the problems of 1) and 2) above, then they could potentially make a close to fraud free system, but they're not going to be able to flick a switch and there be no more cash to use, and in a dual system (cash and crypto), fraud will be rampant.

And Point 3) above will not go away, even with a full crypto system. No matter how ubiquitous surveillance and controls are, a street kid being paid a 5er (or bought dinner to avoid a trace in a full crypto system) to knock out street cameras near the sales point, would allow underworld figures to do their transactions of stolen crypto without any problems. A fully protected system is impossible, it just becomes a question of how high you want to make the bar for the criminals to jump.

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Probably not as hard as you think. Bank transactions are fully traceable as well, as are those that go through intermediary services like Western Union and yet money laundering is still relatively prolific.

Once you can exchange the stolen crypto for goods or services or just plain old untraceable hard currency, then there's little that can be done about it. So long as the thieves are quick to move they should get away with it.

What I imagine the Chinese central bank would have to do is reimburse stolen crypto just like visa and Mastercard have to do when someone steals your credit card. It's rare that the credit card thieves get caught and I cant imagine it will be too much different in China once this takes off. (At the start, probably easier to track, because people using the crypto to purchase things will be rare and therefore memorable).

After ten years, the Google vs Oracle API copyright mega-battle finally hit the Supreme Court – and we listened in

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Re: Nine Laypeople

"Who is Dan Leno ?" asked the Judge."

Is that Jay Leno's brother?

A decades-old lesson on not inserting Excel where it doesn't belong

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Re: spreadsheets!

A spreadsheet is only needed for numbers bigger than the User has fingers and toes.

So 28 items absolutely needs a spreadsheet!

We couldn't deliver prisoner rehab plans because Sopra Steria ballsed up our IT, Interserve tells High Court

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Re: Oh dear,

An old colleague in an engineering office used to have a great poster up on his wall

"Consulting - If you're not part of the Solution, there's money to be made prolonging the Problem."

Seems appropriate...

Pack your bags! Astroboffins spot 24 'superhabitable' exoplanets better than Earth at supporting complex life

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Re: A larger planet means more gravity

Wait are you suggesting that King Kong is bigger than a Brontosaurus???

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Re: Not the only issue

"The molten core of this rock is cooling, in under 100 million years it'll be solid all the way through which means the magnetic field will be just a memory..."

List your reputable source for that quote or I strongly suggest you're talking bollocks...

Insurance firm Ardonagh Group disabled 200 admin accounts as ransomware infection took hold

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Almost certainly, and their insurer is probably insured for it as well, and theirs, and theirs, and so on.

It's Insurance Companies all the way down...

Future airliners will run on hydrogen, vows Airbus as it teases world-plus-dog with concept designs

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Re: Carbon neutral but still not climate change neutral

This is not correct because there is far more water vapour than CO2 in the atmosphere. The overall effect is a stronger greenhouse contribution.

Actually it is correct. On an emissions basis (which is what we were talking about) 1g of CO2 is 30x more problematic than 1g of Water Vapour. Thats why our raising of the CO2 in the atmosphere by a few ppm is having such a large effect. Yes the overall effect of Water Vapour is more because there is substantially more of it, but the vast majority of water vapour is produced naturally.

But lets say this another way, if every man made polluting source of CO2 production was changed overnight to produce water vapour instead, the affect would be that climate change would be 30 times less devestating than it currently is. The maths would need to be done, but I'd willing to bet that if that was the case, we would no longer be causing a noticable temperature rise.

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Re: Carbon neutral but still not climate change neutral

It's true Water Vapour is a greenhouse gas, BUT it is a significantly milder greenhouse gas. The value i found on New Scientist says that CO2 is about 30 times worse that Water Vapour. So if the Hydrogen aircraft produces the same quantity of exhaust as a current Aircraft, then the overall effect would be that its greenhouse gas emissions have 30 times less effect on climate change.

Actually its more complex then that, because Water Vapour's effect on climate change is dependent on temperature to a large extent (the hotter it is, the more effect it has). But you get the idea, water vapour even though its a greenhouse gas, it is significantly less polluting then carbox dioxide.

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Re: Storing hydrogen at altitude

Speaking as an Aerospace Engineer, none of this is too different to what we already do. Piping is already heavily designed with redundant collection systems because in an aircraft ANY leak is a bad thing. Will this require even tighter restrictions, sure, but nothing too excessive. Additional ventilation between sections will be required to prevent Hydrogen build up, but there is absolutely nothing in these designs that will require Airbus to develop new aircraft design technologies.

There will be plenty of years of design ahead for sure (they do talk about 2035 as delivery, which means 10 years of intensive development), and a lot of testing and learning, but really there is nothing too much involved in this. The hardest parts will be the actual hydrogen tech (the hydrogen storage, the fuel cell-electricity converters, and the actual engines themselves). Everything else should be relatively normal development...

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of 'Advanced Night Repair' skin cream helping NASA to commercialise space

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Interesting negotiations...

The ISS is an International space station (clue is in the name). Do all the main Parties (NASA, ESA, JAXA, Roscosmos) need to agree before these commercialisation ventures take-off (pun intended ;) ). And how does the money get split?

Amazon staffers took bribes, manipulated marketplace, leaked data including search algorithms – DoJ claims

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It's supposed to be an immediate dismissal from the Marketplace to offer bribes to remove Reviews (just like its supposed to be for fake reviews).

I've had success reporting fake reviews, but I've never been offered cash for removing a review, so cant comment there. But probably, this is a case of if you got in contact with the right people things would have happened, but often (as with any big organisation) finding the right people is like pulling hens teeth!

Oh well at least you tried. :)

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Re: But... only six?

The 6 were the bribers, not the bribed. Although I am interested to here what happened to them. They lost their jobs according to the article, unsurprisingly, but did they face any criminal charges?

Safety driver at the wheel of self-driving Uber car that killed a pedestrian is charged with negligent homicide

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Re: You had one job...

Im still amazed that Über didnt have a dead mans switch in the car (like with Train/Tube drivers) to make sure that the "driver" was paying attention had their hands on the wheel, etc.

It shows either a staggering level of overconfidence in their systems or a staggering level of disregard for the wider public. Considering we're talking about Über, I'll let you decide which one of those it likely was...

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For me its clear...

You have taken a job as a Self Driving Car Test SAFETY Driver (my capitalisation).

Now maybe, Über are at fault and instructed her that she doesnt actually need to do anything, feel free not to concentrate, just enjoy the ride, etc. But if thats the case then I would strongly imagine that would be her first line of defence.

But here's the thing, you ARE testing the car, thats what should have been drilled into her from the start. You might only need to take over once every hour, once every shift, but you are driving something that cannot think for itself but which can kill. You are responsible. Everything else is side dressing.

Ever found yourself praying to whatever deity runs Microsoft Teams? You're not alone

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Hospital Slang

A doctor friend of mine had some brilliant acronyms - I was always a fan of his acronym for his obese patients - DTS or "Danger To Shipping"...

'Work is an activity not a place' got tired on LinkedIn about three months ago, but Citrix just based its new logo on the idea

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Ahhh I think i found the problem - "Citrix executive veep of strategy and chief marketing officer Tim Minahan"

Any firm that lets marketing anywhere near strategy, is bound to go through more rebrandings then a perpetually stolen cow.

Lets all say it together "Rebranding is not a strategy, it's a distraction...". So i guess the question we need to ask is, what have Citrix senior management done that they need a distraction for...

Another week, another dual-screen phone, this time a T-shaped LG thingamy

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Yeah but by removing those things now, we can come back in a few years with brand new premium models which include things like headphone jacks, sd card slots and radios. That's what we call innovation!!!

--- The view from marketing in every big phone manufacturer...

Don't pay the ransom, mate. Don't even fix a price, say Australia's cyber security bods

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Re: I agree with every word

Thats why you have copies (known as Backups). So that even if those things are stolen by the thief, you still have them.

As for the ransom revealing, well thats basically the same as being blackmailed. And if you pay a blackmailer, they will milk you regularly and often. They might say they will destroy the evidence once you pay, but you're relying on the word of a blackmailer. Sure they might destory the evidence after you paid, but oh look here's another secret they found down the back of the sofa, you need to pay for that to be destroyed to. And the next one. And the next one. etc...

Pay a blackmailer once, and you'll be paying forever...

Three middle-aged Dutch hackers slipped into Donald Trump's Twitter account days before 2016 US election

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Re: And if you have any doubt

I just tested with my email address and it does say when the breach was at least discovered. So if you're password was changed more recently then the latest email breach, you are probably safe.

I say Probably, because haveibeenpwned only know about the breaches that have been discovered after all... ;)

Funnily enough, my email address ended up in the breach for the game EVONY. I've never heard of the game, let alone played it so buggered if I know how that happened, but it just goes to show that your email will turn up everywhere on the internet, even in places you never would have expected...

Microsoft to charge $200 for 32 GPU cores, sliver of CPU clockspeed, 6GB RAM, 512GB SSD... and a Blu-Ray player

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Re: why do you think it's not possible to do any of that with a PC?

So to summarise, because PC streaming to the TV doesnt work with the current setup at your house, it doesnt work at all.

Alright then.... Good to know.

Unexpected risks of using Apple ID: 'Sign in with Apple' will be blocked for Epic Games

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Re: Bad decision

I didnt actually see it completely spelled out in the article, but does anyone know if this Epic's decision to pull the Apple login? Or did Apple pull the login away from Epic?

I can 'proceed without you', judge tells Julian Assange after courtroom outburst

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Re: The judge

As a rule No. But what the Judge can do is, say "Right I've had enough of you're shit. You can stay in your cell and the adults in the room can discuss this without you.".

It sounds like the Judge is close to that point already....

Google Chrome calculates your autoplay settings so you don't have to - others disagree

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Consumer friendly options

1) No Autoplay EVER.

2) Fetch video content only when it is clicked on.

3) images/Gifs etc limited to a few hundred kb each. Anything larger than this is only fetched once clicked on.

See how easy that was? But of course google is not interested in what the consumer wants. We're not the ones paying them, that's the advertisers. So the advertisers get what they want and we, the consumers, get screwed. Vote with you're feet people, thats the only option... (yes I'm well aware that I'm preaching to the choir on El Reg. It doesnt change the message though...)

China proposes ‘Global Initiative on Data Security’ forbidding stuff it and Huawei are accused of doing already

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I notice that none of these rules stop China from abusing their own citizens as much as they like. Only other nations citizens are discussed.

So this is just a continuation of China's normal policies which are that other nations should butt out of their own business. Human rights? China has heard of them. They're something that happens elsewhere.

*cough*Xinjang*cough*Tibet*cough*Hong Kong*cough

Upside down, you turn me, you're giving bork instinctively: Firefox flips as a train connection is missed

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Re: Proxy down??

Yes, on 1st march 2020, apparently...

Power platform envy? Google wants to 'empower non-technical employees' with new Business Apps category

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"The company has now introduced AppSheet Automation, which lets non-technical folk automate existing processes. "

So... its a macro?

Look I'll admit i'm not a dev or a programmer, but I've read this entire article and frankly I still dont know a) what it's talking about, and b) why on Earth anyone would want it?

If you want to code something in your business, you either hire a dev to do it for you, or look if the solution already exists somewhere else (it likely does). If you have the enough time to learn how to use this AppSheet program, then you probably have enough time to actually learn how to program it properly.

I can only remember one occasion where I've talked to our IT department and asked if they could create a special program for my department (nothing fancy - just converting a Spreadsheet into a checkable interface and then running a program based on the inputs). Could I have whipped up something in this Appsheet? Sounds like probably yes, with enough time to learn what I was doing, plus debugging, and testing. Would I trust what I've whipped up to be utilised by my entire department? Hell No. So I'm really failing to see the use of this sort of program. I can also think of a couple of colleagues who if they were offered such a program, would use it for everything, and well that way leads disaster...

So thanks, but no thanks...

Angry 123-Reg customers in the UK wake up to another day where hosted mail doesn't get through to users on Microsoft email accounts

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Maybe Microsoft needs to do this more often! If someone is using a 123Reg address to send a tonne of spam, blocking them might force 123Reg to clean up and control their systems to prevent spam being sent in the first place. If Microsoft did this for more Spam senders hosts then maybe we'd end up with a cleaner internet.

Get Microsoft and Google together (woo thats an axis of evil, no doubt), but the power of those 2 making it a habit to block an entire email host when there services are being used to send spam would very quickly force email hosts to clean up their acts.

One can dream...

US ponders tech export ban on SMIC, China's biggest chipmaker

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Re: in the most expensive Trump Hotel reservations

Sorry, but it wont ever happen. The best you can hope for is that Trump gets presented with enough evidence of his previous wrong doing, and be told that he will go quietly into the background like most other former presidents, and will keep his mouth shut on politics from then on in. Oh and that someone takes away his Twitter access...

Something tells me though even then, he wont be able to keep his mouth shut...

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Re: So, translating this..

I dont think it counts as cynicism when you're talking about someone's Modus Operandi...

Intel, Apple, Cisco, Google sue US Patent Office – Tech police, open up!

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Re: How is the USPTO supposed to do that?

Every other nation does it so i fail to see the problem. The EPO definitely does it, as I can attest to from when they came back on one of my ideas with an obscure chinese patent (tangetially related to my patent application but not actually using the same tech), and required me to modify my patent application enough to prove originality or it would be rejected. Getting a patent with the EPO costs a lot and takes a lot of time (about 2 years), but the system works, if you have a patent from them, people know its very likely to be valid.

The USPTO should have the people able to do a quick word search from a patent application review previous patents with those keywords and determine if there is prior art. They dont do that. They rubber stamp the application through. It's at the point where a patent from the USPTO is basically considered unsound from the beginning, and able to be challanged without too much effort.

It costs time and money to get a patent application granted anywhere else in the world. And it should, because what you're asking for is the right to have sole claim over an idea to monetise as you wish for the next 20+ years. That should not be something that should be easy to obtain. Not if we dont want innovation strangled in red tape and unjust lawsuits...

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Re: How else is the IPR process supposed to happen?

Your looking at it completely the wrong way. The IPR is a loosely attached bandaid over the gaping wound that is the USPO.

The USPO sees its job as granting every patent submitted with the absolute minimum of checks, so that they get paid. Naturally this leads to utter junk patents that are clearly covered by prior art being granted and everyone else paying for it through needing to fight various patent trolls in court or paying them off if that's considered cheaper than actually fighting the action in court. Even if you would win, sometimes its cheaper to pay thanks to the US legal system.

The USPO should be forced to do its actual job, of checking the actual validity of patents before granting them, and then the IPR process wouldnt be necessary. Wow revolutionary thinking, huh?

Two out of four ain't bad: It's been a weekend of mixed emotions for rocket fanciers

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Re: Scotland

"Think Cape Canaveral with cattle grids."

So more Cape Carne-veral then...

I'll get my coat... No need to push...