* Posts by lglethal

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How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

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Re: [social media] ... what you just posted on is part of it.

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree"

"I won't agree to that!"

Or the classic Bill Hicks quote

"People who hate people, come together!"

"NOOOO!"

"Damn, we almost had a meeting going..."

In a first, FTC extracts millions of dollars from online store accused of blocking bad reviews on its website

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But then you would have to pay taxes on that $20k, which means you would need a bigger payout, which would then need more taxes, and well it's turtles all the way down!

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That must be one hell of a distraction if your willing to pay $4 million to make it go away. Maybe if I start emailing their CEO daily, I'll also get a payout. I can be annoying, I promise, but look I'll go away for $1 million...

China orders web operators to spring clean its entire internet

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So is this why they changed the ending of Fight Club? Just a bit of Spring Cleaning? Didnt want anyone having to clean up the digital mess from all of those buildings falling down?

For those that arent aware, Fight Club just got a new release in China, it cuts away before the ending to declare that the Police intervened, prevented the plot before it could be activated, everyone went to prison, and Tyler Durdan ended up in a lunatic asylum. THE END. The Police in a Police state always win after all...

Indonesia bars financial institutions from offering crypto services

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Re: Getting closer to a bank run?

"Then Tether warms up the printer and creates several million USDT out of thin air to bump the price back up."

That only works if people are willing to by those Tether millions. If no one is wanting to buy the crypto, and everyone wants to sell than the value goes to 0... And there is bugger all that the Scammers - Sorry Crypto experts - can do about it except try to drum up some more spin...

Earthquake halts operations at two of Toshiba's chip factories

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Re: Fire, snow, plague, trade war and an earthquake

Come come, we still have plenty of Natural disasters available to us:

Flood, Tsunami, Cyclone/Hurricane, Meteorite, Animal Plague, Zombie Apocalypse, Bull in a Chip shop...

LG promises to make home appliance software upgradeable to take on new tasks

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"An image distributed by LG shows off the ability to change the tune a dryer plays after it finishes a load"

I'm glad there focusing on the important things in life...

Farm machinery giant John Deere plows into two right-to-repair lawsuits

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*sigh*

Whether the quote is true or not, you understood the sentiment I was getting through, no?

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"No one will even need more than 640k Memory for a personal computer" - Bill Gates.

Not to argue with you too much, but I guarantee on newer models there would be quality of life improvements you wouldnt mind having. At the very least, new models should be far more fuel efficient, which would save you significant money over a full year. Is it enough for you to change over? Well that's up to you to decide, but just because you're happy with 70's tech, doesnt mean that others have no need for the newer capabilities.

John Deere needs to be taken around the back of the barn and said goodnight to, permanently, for it's operating practices, but that's not the fault of the new Tech. That's purely a business decision, one that needs to be fought strongly... And finally it looks like that fight is starting...

Twitter's top security staff out after incoming CEO shakes things up

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I dont really want to support anybody using Ransomware, but it is refreshing to see it being used to try and affect some good, rather than the usual Greedy, thieving shite. Still it would have been better if the Belarussian "Hacktavists" had gone after something from the Belarussian Military, Police, or Government rather than something thousands of people use daily for their regular lives, and which if they happen to f%ck up too badly could cause crashes and the loss of innocent civilian's lives!

Team behind delayed ERP project was aware of problems but didn't inform Surrey County Council for months

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Re: Cheop's Law

I've always preferred the longer version:

We operate on the three Values Principle - Good, Fast, Cheap.

Choose Any Two.

If it's Good and Fast, it wont be Cheap.

If it's Good and Cheap, it wont be Fast.

If it's Cheap and Fast, it wont be Good.

BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it

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Re: Deranged

"The photo's all distorted!" the Boss says. "I look deranged.""

Is it actually possible to have a Company ID where you don't look deranged?

Russia's Putin out the idea of a broad cryptocurrency ban

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Re: Empty Platitude

People are able to talk and think about multiple things at the same time, you know. Multi-tasking is not just for computers. The folks in Defence Forces, NATO, etc. are doing the thinking about the tanks, those of us who work in IT and technology tend to think more about the stuff related to IT.

And you know what, a Tech/IT site focusing on the IT stuff, should not really surprise you? If you want to focus on the other stuff, try a military forum somewhere, perhaps?

The robots are coming! 12 million jobs lost to automation in Europe by 2040 – analyst

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Re: Like my boss said

Did your boss follow that up with...

"...soooo, yeah, about that new machine that's being installed on your desk..."

Web daddy Tim Berners-Lee on privacy, data sharing, and the web's future

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Re: Optimism.... I'd forgotten what it looks like.

I hate being a cynic sometime, but my first thought on reading that was, "Wow, you are well and truly screwed after the first data breach!"

Second thought was something along the lines of "And how much pfaff to sort things out inside your Solid Pod so that Firm A can only access some of your phtots, but not those one over there, but B can access both, and C can only access that one photo of your dog, and ...."

I dont know, yes having control sounds good, but it also feels like painting a giant target on your own back for all of the Scum out there...

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

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Re: New Name for Autopilot needed

SatNav: Turn left in 100m

Driver: But there's nothing there but a field and some sheep. And is that a Cliff?

Tesla: Turning left in 100m

Driver: No, it's obviously a mistake in the SatNav.

Tesla: I'm turning Dave.

Driver: Stop it. No I'm taking back control.

Tesla: I'm sorry Dave, but I cant let you do that...

Driver: Ahhhhh......

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New Name for Autopilot needed

I'm a little bit confused here - so the car left the Highway, but since the "Autopilot" has that lane keeping system, that must mean the Driver either turned off the highway deliberately (which should have disabled the "Autopilot", no?), or the Driver was so oblivious he failed to notice his car leaving the highway (due to the lane keeping system obviously failing).

Something makes me lean towards the latter because how on Earth, do you go off a highway at speed, not slow down, run a red light and then crash into another car all without thinking to intervene if your paying even the minutest amount of attention? They should definitely throw the book at this guy.

By the way can we start renaming the Tesla Autopilot to something more appropriate? Murderpilot, perhaps? It wont kill you everytime, but it's quietly waiting for the opportunity! Or how about Chancepilot, becauses chances are you will be fine, but gambling is gambling and one day you might come up snake eyes...

I own that $4.5bn of digi-dosh so rewrite your blockchain and give it to me, Craig Wright tells Bitcoin SV devs

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OK something I've never understood in this case

If, and it's a big "if", he really did invent Bitcoin (original BTC), then he can prove that by a) telling people he's going to move a bit from that 4.5bn he claims to own; b) transferring a minor wedge into another wallet that he owns and to which other people can see, and c) transfer it back if he wants. Do that, on video if you must, and boom everyone will believe him. The fact that he hasnt done something that simple, says he's a liar.

So ok Hackers stole his "keys" to this forked Bitcoin, which I assume was forked 1:1, so he's claiming the same ownership as in original Bitcoin. Is he also claiming that Hackers stole his keys to the original Bitcoin wallet too?

If so, well frankly then he's an idiot for not having everything offline and backed up. If Hackers had really stolen the keys to his bitcoin, those bitcoins would be making their way through tumblers, etc. and into bank accounts somewhere else. That they havent moved at all, says to me he's talking bollocks. More likely (again making the rather reaching assumption that he really does own them), he's simply forgotten the passwords, or lost the keys on an old harddrive that went to the tip. No back-ups and bye bye.

But then again, I'm willing to bet he's talking out his arse... But as always, let see what the courts decide...

International police shut down 15 server infrastructures as part of VPNLab.net's takedown

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Re: Yes, shutting one VPN network down definitely will end all criminal activity

Your missing the point entirely. Yes this wont stop the Cybercrims moving to other VPN services, BUT the people behind this VPN have just lost a lot of money (especially since they were hosting in lots of different countries). Other VPN operators will look at this and sweat a little bit. And when the Police come knocking on their door asking for access to the logs, most will happily open their doors in order to not lose all of their equipment.

When the Police have access to the VPN logs, they can go after the actual Cybercrims. Well, those that arent located and protected in Russia, China, NK, etc.

The Police dont go around shutting down the phone companies, because they simply need to ask for the records, and they get handed over (maybe with a court order if your lucky). VPN's will begin to operate the same way, and those that refuse will find themselves on the end of such co-ordinated raids...

Autonomy's Mike Lynch gets yet another judgment date as US extradition wrangling continues

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Re: Mr Justice Swift

I dont know, Justice Swift want the case to be over swiftly, whilst Justice HiIdyard wants to create something that rivals the Bard...

Planning for power cuts? That's strictly for the birds

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Re: I say it's plausible

generator [ jen-uh-rey-ter ]

noun

1. A device used to generate back-up power, that will work flawlessly through any testing, but will fail instantly when actually required.

(see also UPS, Spare cables (always the wrong one), and any equipment featuring the word Back-up in the title)

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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What Derek needed to do...

... was point out to his Boss, that he could perform an internal charge at Callout rates (plus plus plus...) to the Infrastructure Team for fixing their Failure. If the Infrastructure Team objected, pointing out to the CEO that had the failure not been corrected when it was, the loss of production would have cost $X (almost certainly multiple factors of 10 higher than the Charge on the Infrastructure Team). Of course the Boss could also then request additional resources for his department as reward for keeping the wheels spinning when other teams where letting the company down...

Solidarity in management only extends to the point where one's own department could get a leg up...

EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam

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Re: Sorry for being dense...

The answer as always in these cases is ... Blockchain...

Does this answer your question. No, ok let me say it again louder... BLOCKCHAIN!!!

Now give them your money and dont ask any more silly questions... BLOCKCHAIN!!!

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Re: Is there a way they can both lose their money???

OK, ok. Is there a way the Plantiff, the Defendants, AND the Lawyers can all lose their money???

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I partially agree, I mean if you are stupid enough to invest in Crypto then you get what your deserve.

BUT, if these scammers really did do a pump and dump scheme, and do it so badly that they've been caught doing it. Then by all means they should also get taken to the cleaners.

Is there a way they can both lose their money???

Weed dispensary software company's ambitions pruned after Spotify trademark clash

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Just a few ideas

MicroPot

Potosoft

iWeed

Potacle

Potter

Potbook

Weedbook

TikPot

Potazon

Amapot

I'm sure all of these names would be fine for them to use. No objections anywhere...

North Korea says it's launched a third hypersonic missile, this time reaching Mach 10

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When the borders are closed and to try to leave is to be killed (and China happily sends back anyone trying to leave through their border, in order to be shot in NK). People in NK have to make the most of what they can in NK.

If someone has a modicium of Talent, then they have the choice of working for the regime or starving to death working some frozen field. So they go to work for the regime.

If you work for the regime, you get to live in a bit of comfort (compared to those starving to death in the frozen fields), but if you fail in your appointed task you will be shot. That provides a significant motivation to work really hard and find solutions.

If you're working for the regime's weapons programs, then you have the best comfort, the best funding the regime can provide, and the absolute knowledge that if you fail, you, and likely all of your family, will pay the consequences.

Based on just that level of motivation, NK dont really need China's help for any of this stuff. Maybe for some specific materials, training and hardware, but most of it they can do themselves.

If the rest of the world, wanted to really see the Kim Regime fall (so basically everyone other than China), then the best thing they could do would be to work out a way to create a relatively safe and porous border across and out of NK. The first people across it would be those that make up the scientific and engineering brains of the regime...

Massive rugby ball-shaped planet emerges from scrum of space 'scope sightings

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I'm just going to say it...

Science is awesome. Not only does the universe throw up complete curve balls (sorry rugby balls), but we are able to see it and understand it.

Awesome!

JavaScript dev deliberately screws up own popular npm packages to make a point of some sort

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Re: I fully support this viewpoint...

You're opening up a real can of worms though by taking control of someone else's property (and it is their code after all) just because they do something you might not like.

What if they just added a 5 second interrupt to the code, where it displayed the author's name and the, for example, Patreon site where you could donate to help out the author. That's going to annoy a lot of people - might even ruin a few packages which require it to operate without an interrupt. Is it still "sabotaging" the code?

What about an author who removes a bit of functionality (because it was proving too tricky to maintain or whatever reason to be honest - it's their code), but which some other people rely on, is that sabotaging the package? Should they lose their access rights to their code just because some people make use of something they dont want to maintain anymore?

What this guy did, sure sounds like he's a bit of a wanker. But taking away someone's rights to their own code, because they did something that upset other people really doesnt sit well with me. That way leads to big corporations pushing for someone to lose access to their code, because they use it and they dont want any changes being made that might impact their products. And dont tell me that would not happen, because we've all seen that sort of predatory behaviour lots of times...

Google: We disagree with Sonos patent ruling so much, we've changed our code to avoid infringement

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"We will seek further review and continue to defend ourselves against Sonos’ frivolous claims about our partnership and intellectual property,” a Google spokesperson told us"

I have to say that if the ITC has declared that you clearly broke the patents in question to the point where you have to redesign your product, removing functionality in order to no longer utilise the products of those patents, then you can no longer declare them to be a "frivolous claim"...

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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Ok to give you some personal experience, I do use smart thermostats on our radiators. They're Bosch ones and don't as far as I can tell phone home. We use quite regularly the timer functionality and the boost functionality that allows you to open it up on full gas for 5 minutes. Being able to give the bedrooms a temperature boost before bed from the living room is quite nice in these cold winter evenings.

Do we really need them? Probably not, but the old ones were shit and we have actually dropped our oil usage a noticeable margin since they were installed. So I'm happy enough to use them.

We did also try some smart lights because we wanted to add a dimmer function to any area of our house without rewiring that circuit. But to be honest we've only changed the light level maybe 3-4 times in total. It's just too much faff to sort out on the phone. We will probably get a dimmer switch installed next time we're doing some electrical work, as that would likely get more usage. Still for €10 for a pack of 3 bulbs, it was not exactly an expensive test.

So there you go a couple of examples of real world use. One useful, one, at least in our case, not so much...

Snap continues to make a spectacle of itself as it tries to trademark the word spectacles

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Exactly! I mean when I think Glasses it's usually associated with the word Pint and the expression, "Yes I will have another, thank you."

I cant possibly say why though...

Not looking forward to a greyscale 2022? Then look back to the past in 64 colours

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Re: 64 colours?

16??? Luxury!!! When I were a boy we had only 4 colours and we considered ourselves lucky!!!

A time when cabling was not so much 'structured' than 'survival of the fittest'

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Re: Logic dictates ...

You live and learn. Or at least you live...

Predictive Dirty Dozen: What will and won't happen in 2022 (unless it doesn’t/does)

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Re: More than two

I feel i have to ask the question - is one Ball the Will and one Ball the Wont? Is it always the same Ball that delivers the Will Dos? Or do they sometimes share? Or is it all Willy one moment, Wonty the other? Perhaps it's all Willy-Nilly?

You've stolen the antiglare shield on that monitor you've fixed – they say the screen is completely unreadable now

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I would like to think that had I been in "John's" place, I would have after realising what the Problem was, cleaned a portion of the screen, then taken the monitor back with a pack of wipes, and an admonishen that "This was not an IT issue but a Healthy and Safety Issue, and they should either take care of it themselves, or invite the H&S bods to come and take care of it...".

Then again, if I was just an apprentice at the time like John supposedly was, I might have delegated the taking it back to the Boss and let him have that discussion with the Beancounters. Actually, fixing the issue in the way John and his Boss did, just means that all of the monitors would eventually arrive back in such a condition. Making them aware of the issue would mean they would hopefully take care of it themselves...

Please pay for parking – CMOS batteries don't buy themselves

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Re: Paid parkng Tesco....

It depends a bit if they own the land or are leasing.

If they own the land, once the car park is built its a sunk cost with a very minimal maintenance budget (maybe every 5 years they'll replace the worst looking area), and some minimal land taxes.

If they lease the land, then yes they are paying yearly rent, but the cost for the parking lot would be dwarfed by the building costs. So it's really not a great cost.

For me, the only time they can really justify adding a charge is if they have a quite small parking lot which regularly gets filled. A filled car park does mean shoppers will go elsewhere. However, that's really rare.most of the time they're just trying to scam more money off their customers.

UK National Crime Agency finds 225 million previously unexposed passwords

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Re: Phew!

but how many accounts use "correct horse battery staple"????

(says the man behind a company firewall who cant look it up himself at the moment)...

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Re: Phew!

Hey! How did you know my password for next month????

US bags Russian accused of bagging millions after stealing pre-release financial filings

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Re: Why only 66%?

I'm guessing it was an attempt to pretend they did not have the backstage pass they actually had (so to speak). The SEC's monitoring system is apparently very good. If someone was achieving 100% success rates on their trades, then that would definitely be raising a lot of flags.

My guess is that the 66% ensured massive gains, whilst the losses on the 33% were magically only very small drops...

Dutch nuclear authority bans anti-5G pendants that could hurt their owners via – you guessed it – radiation

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Re: WTF?

"I'm honestly surprised that alien anal probes weren't thrown into the mix."

You didnt stay in the conversation long enough...

Insurance firm Admiral fails to grab phone location data of 'fraud' claimant's mother

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Hmmm...

If they were claiming a water leak and saying they couldnt stay there because of it, well I can think of a few steps to take before checking phone records.

Talking to the Plumber who stopped the leak, about how much damage there was, and whether someone could still live there (and only the dodgies of dodgy plumber is going to lie to the insurance companies and risk finding themselves blacklisted).

Sending someone around to see if the flat was occupied.

Talking to the neighbours.

List seems pretty long and easy (and cheap) compared to paying for some lawyers to get a court order to get some, maybe useful-maybe not, phone data.

£42k for a top-class software engineer? It's no wonder uni research teams can't recruit

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Re: broken

"Oh, you're an electronics engineer- can you fix my toaster?"

And this is why I became an Aerospace Engineer! No one asks me to come around and fix their Airbus for them!!!

When product names go bad: Microsoft's Raymond Chen on the cringe behind WinCE

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I once worked on a concept project for a greenhouse in space. We named it GRASS. (the acronym was something like Greenhouse Aboard Space Station or something, absolutely nothing to do with the alternative name for Marijuana, no, no, no...), however, once we actually started attracting some interest and potential funding, the bosses ordered a name change - and we changed it to something inoffensive and totally non-memorable (so much so, i cant actually remember what it was anymore). It did get its funding and evolved away from space, developed a new name (EDEN), and is actually installed in Antarctica.

Moral of the story, internal names can be as fun as you like, but as soon as it goes external you'll probably have to change it.

Second Moral of the Story, funny names tend to be the most memorable.... ;)

Web3: The next generation of the web is here… apparently

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Wait a minute, So we had Web 1. Then we had Web 2.0. Shouldnt the next one be Web 3.00?

Humanity has officially touched the Sun (or, at least, one of its probes has)

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Re: Parker "will link directly into the question – are we alone in this universe?"

They might discover a C'Tan?

Chinese paper runs interview with Alibaba staffer who claims she was fired after exec rape claim

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What I'm shocked about..

What I'm shocked about is that this interview was actually carried by a State-Owned National Newspaper. That means the CCP backed this woman going public! Obviously Alibaba is in the bad books at the moment, but even so, that this will get any State media coverage is truly shocking!

What next? Going after the Ex-VP for sexually assaulting the Tennis Star Peng Shuai?

More than half of UK workers would consider jumping ship if a hybrid work option were withdrawn by their company

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That goes without saying.

Those that Can do, Those that Can't teach, and those that Can't Teach manage...

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I dont know, at least some of my colleagues are a bit like that.... And there's at least one manager who....

Meg Whitman – former HP and eBay CEO – nominated as US ambassador to Kenya

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Hey give Biden credit, he's protecting American companies! If Whitman is off acting as an Ambassador in Africa (Ambassadors dont actually do much except attend parties and sign documents written by their staff), then she cant destroy any more American companies by being appointed as their CEO!

Biden protecting American companies since the last election! :P