* Posts by lglethal

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Germany bankrolls effort to build home-grown quantum systems

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Re: Broken funding model

In Germany, working with multiple institutes on projects is not uncommon. When I was at DLR working on a Space Project, we had 8 different Institutes working on it, spread all across Germany. Each institute worked on different aspects - 1 was primary design, 1 was simulation, 1 was project management and co-ordination, others focused on specific subsystems, etc. Each focused on their area of expertise.

So as long as there is a central command structure, there really is no reason why 25 institutes couldnt work on this far more complex topic then I was involved in. Naturally, more money for the science would of course be better, but at least this is a start...

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Re: Isn't quantum bullshit?

Quantum computing is like Fusion power, it sounds great, when it becomes commercially functional it will revolutionise how things operate on Earth, BUT it's fecking hard to make work.

From the Outside looking in, it always looks like a waste of cash with nothing happening. From the inside, it look s like things are progressing, just very very slowly. As you would expect for developing something thats not been done before.

As such, it's another technology that appears to always be 20 years away. See also Carbon Nanotubes, Graphene, flying cars, regular Supersonic transport, space hotels, and so on and so forth...

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

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It's always the computer's fault...

Three Chinese web giants create streaming video 'standard'

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Re: ULLLBPSS

Funnily enough, and admittedly it might just be my mind, but as soon as I looked at the letters in your title, all I saw was the word BULLPISS. That's a pretty good name for a Standard that's not a standard, isnt it?

NASA awaits approval of $24bn 2022 budget

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Such a pity..

$24 billion sounds like a lot, but its basically a rounding error on the US budget.

Imagine what they could achieve if given some real money...

DeepMind AI tool helps historians restore ancient texts

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Re: I could use this

Is she a doctor by any chance?

Those sound about the correct statistics for any doctor I've ever visited...

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Not really relevant but...

a historian with the name Thea studying Ancient Greece. Nominative Determinism for the win!

China's chip-making ambitions face setbacks

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China might be able to develop their own capabilities to an extent now, but you would have to be seriously deluded as a western firm to open up any sort of manufacturing plant (semiconductor or frankly anything) in China these days. Hell producing anything apart from the dumbest of dumb items in China these days is a guarantee that you will find yourself undercut by a Chinese firm who have basically just stolen your design (and probably manufactured it on your own production line as well).

That lack of external investment will eventually see China suffering, but it is rather insane that it's taken this long for Western companies to cotton on to this fact...

Brave takes the spring out of creepy bounce tracking

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Re: Backwards world

Whilst I completely agree with you that the onus should be on the firms to justify why they need third party tracking (in truth 99.99999% dont!), but the Problem is Enforcement.

There is basically no government department with the resources to go visiting every company behind every website and demanding to know why they are using third party tracking. Even a scatter gun approach of just approaching those that are most complained about, would be completely ineffective. Big firms would just consider it a cost of doing business to make the fines go away (whilst they continued with the tracking), and only the small guys would get hit.

A law that's not enforced properly may as well not exist...

Internet backbone provider Lumen quits Russia

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Oh god, please let some politician say this when answering a media question about Sanctions. Preferably when their is a Russian media spokesman in the room.

Someone do it at the UN, please!!! :D

Russia mulls making software piracy legal and patent licensing compulsory

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I find it more than a little funny that Xi still hasnt come out and completely attacked Putin. I mean China spent billions developing for the Winter Olympics in order to get some nice headlines (mainly internally, but also to boost their international exposure away from Xinjiang and South China Sea aggression topics). And Xi's best buddy Putin didnt even wait one week until the main Olympics were over before invading. Now the Olympics in China may as well have not happened for all of the newsworthy headlines and good will it's generating.

And the thing is, there really was no pressing need for Putin to have invaded when he did. He could have waited a couple of months, let Xi get his headlines and then invaded, nothing would have changed in the situation with Ukraine (hell his General's might have had more time to actually learn how to supply an invasion). Yet he still decided to shit all over Xi's games.

I'm really surprised there hasnt been more fallout in that relationship...

PayPal, Visa, Mastercard suspend Russian services

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Re: Problem with that

You do realise that Visa are not the one lending you money, right? That would be your bank. And I believe YOUR Bank WOULD want THEIR money back pretty sharpish. All Visa is, is a payment provider - they let your card issuing bank talk to the bank of wherever your trying to spend your money. That's it.

So if you stop paying your credit card bill, YOUR Bank is going to be the one sending in the enforcers, Visa doesnt give two hoots if you pay your bill or not...

Ukraine asks ICANN to delete all Russian domains

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Actually I was thinking about it some more and the parallels to WW1 history are pretty good, except that I would posit that the break up of the Soviet Union was the modern equivalent to the end of WW1, and that the people rallying behind a dictatorial strongman was the rise to power of Putin.

Major difference that I see is that whilst Hitler actually had pretty widespread support for his wars of expansion, Putin does not seem to have anywhere near those levels of support. At least not from the people. I wonder if that will have any effect in the coming period. Here's hoping the Russian people can have some effect to stop their Dictator...

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But if you've read the History of WW2, you will also see that appeasing a mad Dictator, also doesnt end well.

Today, Putin (Hitler) is invading Ukraine (Poland), but that's ok, he wont go further. He has absolutely no need to attack further into Estonia (Belgium), Lithuania (Netherlands), Latvia (France). Or the rest of the old Soviet Union/Eastern Bloc (Holy Roman Empire).

Both madmen wanting to create and recreate old empires. Appeasement doesnt work.

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Re: "your authoritarian government is committing human rights abuses"

Unfortunately, China and Russia have been protecting each other by using the doctrine that whatever happens in your own territory is no one else's business. That's why the UN has never been able to sanction China for what happens/is happening in Tibet, Hong Kong and Xinjiang. Ditto Myanmar, and a dozen other Dictator/military regimes killing their own people.

Putin invading another sovereign country though has ripped up the playbook. Even China is not supporting Russia in this case (they must also be more than a little p%ssed that all of that lovely free publicity they were getting from the Olympics and hoping to get from the Paralympics has been wiped out by Xi's "best buddy" Putin).

So whilst the effects are same for the innocent people on the ground, No-one in the world supports invading another sovereign nation. And unfortunately, too many nations have a personal interest in maintaining the "What happens at home is none of your business" attitude that prevents more sanctions against the Despots who focus on (killing) their own people. It's not right, but it is how it is.

BUT just because someone else is also bad, doesnt mean you shouldnt condemn the more evil one.

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Re: Stay the hell out of it...

"in fairness you must knock out both....

Why on Earth do you need to be fair in this case??? Russia INVADED Ukraine. It was completely unprovoked. Russia are now bombing cities in Ukraine and killing innocent civilians. Ukrainian Soldiers are not killing anyone, but invading soliders.

This is about as clear cut as you get in War. One side ARE the evil aggressors and the other, the innocent victims. Hell even China, is rowing back it's support of Russia in this case. Fairness is neither required or appropriate in this case!

President Biden calls for ban on social media ads aimed at kids

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Re: I misparsed that...

Hmmm Banning Kids. Well it would solve a lot of the World's problems within a generation or so...

Obligatory Bill Hicks clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L9xs8a79yI

Russia is the advanced persistent threat that just triggered. Ready?

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Re: "NOW is your time to shine!"

Considering that South Ossetia and Transnistria are not Russian territory - merely Russian recognised "States", but which are not internationally recognised as such, then it would merely be Georgia reclaiming it's own land from rebels. Same with Moldova.

OK the Kuril Islands are actually Russian territory, but then that was just me being fanciful, Japan has a defence force which is categorically forbidden to make war except in defence, so that was never going to happen. The various Stan's realigning borders though, if any of them are particularly pissed about any specific border, then I could see now being a good time to forcefully start conversations about realigning those borders, Moscow is a little more distracted and a lot less able to do anything about a unilateral movement in those areas...

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I'm actually super surprised Georgia hasnt already moved to retake South Ossetia. Moldova could certainly also move on Transnistria, Japan on the Kuril Islands, anyone else in the 'Stan's with a bit of a historical grudge about the border location. NOW is your time to shine!

For all Russia's talk, they have seriously weakened their own position. It will be interesting to see what develops, but here's hoping Russia runs home with it's tail between it's legs, and Ukraine gets the compensation it seriously deseves...

A tale of two dishwashers: Buy one, buy it again, and again

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One thing explained...

I think I can take a guess at the reasoning behind one of the complaints of Senor Dabbs. You buy a ton of electronic bits and just a single kids toy, and then get bombarded with ads for kids toys? The reasoning there is simple, Kids Toys have a HUGE Markup. I.e. they are massively more profitable then selling you some electronics bibs and bobs. So even though they probably would have more chance of selling you electronics, the profit they make on selling just one more kids toy would probably be worth more than if they sold you a dozen electronic items.

Whilst I was at School I worked part time in retail, and the mark-up on some items was truly staggering, whilst on others it was minimal. Guess which ones received better visibility?

US imposes sanctions as Russia invades Ukraine

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A quiet word in China's ear is needed

A gentle reminder to China that support for Russia at the moment means that they support other nations "recognising Independent States", is something which could lead to the West unanimously recognising a "breakaway" independent state by the name of Taiwan.

I suspect that China might decide Russia's Actions are not so great after all, with that little bit of info in hand...

Microsoft offers defense against 'ice phishing' crypto scammers

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Re: I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

As an Australian I'm going to declare that as we have a town in eastern Australia called Walla Walla, not to be confused with Wagga Wagga, Warra Warra, or Balla Balla, that we say "Walla!" as our choice of exclamation! Not that I just completely switched off my brain whilst typing that, no, no, no...

(Cheers for the pick up! :P)

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I have a sure fire way to avoid these Web3 Scammers...

Don't get involved in the stupid, f%&king Web3 scamming bollocks to start with! Walla, you are protected from being scammed out of your crypto - because you dont have any! No Ice phishing for you!

Protect yourself, your family, and the Environment - just say NO!!!!

Food for thought on the return to the office

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Re: The Great DeResignation

A mate of mine was on the way home from central Sydney to somewhere central west (about 20-30 minutes away) after a big night out clubbing.

He jumped on the train, and basically immediately fell asleep. He woke up to find himself still sitting at Central Station except now it was sunny. It turns out he had slept all the way from central Sydney out to Campbelltown and back (about a 3-4 hour round trip). He then had to force himself to stay awake that little bit longer to get off at his stop on this journey...

Taiwan cracks down on China spying on tech firms

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I really think its time the west needs to start standing with Taiwan against China. You know, maybe reward the Democratic friendly nation instead of the unfriendly dictatorship.

China has already broken all the rules with it's trade sanctions against Australia and Lithuania. If Australia, the EU, and the US all turned around and let Taiwan open embassies under the name Taiwan in their countries, what can China do? If they start going ballistic with trade sanctions, then production will move quickly to other nations such as in South East Asia. Hell that exodus is already underway. And China needs those trade deals more then the rest of the world needs them. There would be short term pain for the West, but moving production out of an Autocracy that has shown its not a good world citizen can only be a bonus in the long run.

And without all that trade, China's economy will tank, and when the pact between the CCP and the Chinese People - that the CCP will bring continuous growth in exchange for the people giving up their freedoms - is broken, the Chinese People wont sit back in complete silence.

Tax inspectors raid Huawei offices

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"It also asserted that it does its very best to comply with Indian laws."

I tried really, really, really hard to comply with the laws, but you know they were getting in the way of my profits, and well we didnt think anyone would actually be paying that much attention. We're really, really sorry! We'll try our very, very, very best to comply with the laws next time....

"China's Gao said the Ministry he represents hopes India will improve its business environment and treat all foreign investors – including Chinese companies – in a fair, open, and non-discriminatory manner."

That Gao could say that with a straight face is truly incredible. I really think it's gotten to the point, where nations need to start implementing reciprocal standards in trade. China doesnt allow western firms to invest in chinese firms, then chinese firms are no longer allowed to invest in the west. China forces western firms to form joint ventures to sell in their markets, boom chinese firms wanting to sell in the west have to form joint ventures with western firms. It seems like a no-brainer at the moment, especially when Chinese ministry figures can make such comments and appear to mean them!

IBM looked to reinvigorate its 'dated maternal workforce'

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Re: Accenture

All consultancies are run by Beancounters. That's why they can, with a straight face, offer bids for work which are vastly under cost, because they know they will nickel and dime you until they make there usual obscene profits.

If they were run by engineers, scientists, or perhaps just decent human beings, they'd quote the cost for the actual work plus a reasonable profit.

Of course they wouldn't get the job then because the Beancounters at the purchasing firm would look at the numbers and see they're not as cheap as the Beancounters run consultancy. So what can you do?

So I repeat Beancounters only understand Beancounters...

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Re: The funny thing is they compare themselves to Accenture...

Well Beancounters do only understand other beancounters...

And lets face it IBM hasnt been anything but a consultancy for over a decade now...

Make assistive driving safe: Eliminate pedestrians

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"constant reminders on the benefits of respiration,"

Well, it is a habit you don't really want to give up on...

This malware gang plants incriminating evidence on PCs, gets victims arrested

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Wouldnt it be hilarious if NSO turned around and said "After reviewing the Logs, we can see that this file was planted by a malicious Actor, and this person is innocent."

The government agency applied "official" tracking software, proving that the government "likely approved" black ops program was behind the fake incriminating data.

Since it's been proven that Pegasus was on the phone, can they request all the data from the government in order to prove they did not upload the pdf?

NASA's InSight probe emerges from Mars dust storm

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You missed the part about this being a stationary lander, right?

Top Chinese Uni fears Middle Kingdom way behind on tech – and US sanctions make catching up hard

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Or more likely the article gets pulled, the Professor and his students end up in a re-education camp, the University denies every employing a Professor by that name, and the state sponsored hackers start trying to obtain more data in those areas the article outlined.

However, no other changes will be undertaken, as the changes required would need the Communist Party to admit it needs cooperation with the rest of the world to advance it's own goals, which goes against the great leader's glorious vision...

To our total surprise, Apple makes adding alternative payment systems to apps 'painful, expensive, clunky'

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At what point does it become contempt of court? Perhaps if the heads of Apple in the Netherlands, and perhaps their Lawyers (also in the Netherlands) were given the option of making sure that things worked well (and easily) or they could all spend some lovely time behind bars in a Dutch prison, then things would get moving.

Until then, this is just Apple giving everyone the finger. Ban all new Apple sales (including the Appstore sales) in the EU until such time as they come back begging to be allowed back in, and promising to do as they are told. And then we will see how quickly they (and Google as well), will start obeying the European court orders...

This is going well: Meta adds anti-grope buffer zone around metaverse VR avatars

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Re: There goes the business case

See, for example, the long and boring history of teledildonics, which hasn't exactly sent the investors into a frenzy given the investors some good vibrations.

FTFY... Come on Jake there were more then enough double entendres available, you really must try harder next time... *wink wink*

US Senate to vote on stopping Big Tech extracting 'monopolist rent' from app developers

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Chamber of Progress?

Why I am getting inklings of 1984's Ministries of Truth, Peace, Plenty, and Love...

Double plus good Doublespeak, yeah?

Former tech CIO jailed for setting up £475k backhander scam with IT outsourcing firm

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Just curious, what penalty are the Contracting Firm who paid him that £0.5M getting. Their directors are also heading for the slammer, right?

Indian PM says digital rupee will facilitate creation of global digital payment scheme

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Digital Currency = collapsed economy?

I've yet to see an actual statement about how they (or anyone talking about implementing a digital currency) plan to release these digital currencies into the market.

If 1 digital rupee = 1 actual rupee, then if you simply say that every digital rupee has an equivalent actual rupee then you've just doubled the rupees in supply, and with that comes massive devaluation of your currency (it's now worth half of what it was yesterday), and say hello to crippling inflation.

Printing new money is generally a bad idea, unless it's regulated in such a way that you are really just keeping the overall quantity of money in the pot identical. So replacing old and worn out notes, effectively.

About the only way I see you could add a digital currency without destroying your economy, would be basically to stop printing actual money, and start "producing" digital currency at the same rate as you would be printing actual money. But this carries some pretty big risks. I mean take up of your digital currency will be slow because there wont be much of it around to start with (I suppose you could televise a big bonfire of actual rupees, and then claim here are the digital equivalents, but that sort of thing does not tend to go over very well with the public! Literally burning money is never going to be a vote winner!), when you stop production of the actual rupees you need to keep your mint personnel employed because that's not a skill base you really want to lose because you are eventually going to want to start producing real money again (if you want a balanced economy at least), and if you're not careful those very people making your real rupees, finding themselves without employment might find themselves deciding to use their skills to produce counterfeit rupees that look amazingly like the real thing! This sort of digital currency also emphasises the technological divide in your population and is likely to affect the poorest groups most. Those that carry the pitchforks and have the least too lose...

But as has already been mentioned, our bank cards do all of this already, if they want the digital economy to work better, then put in some more regulations on the banks and force them to do their transactions faster, let them hold on to our money for less time (the longer they have it, the more they can profit), but there is zero need to go and reinvent the currency wheel...

Grab some tissues: Meta's share price tanks after Facebook emits latest figures

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You dont really understand how Shares work, do you? Companies dont profit from shares. In fact, apart from when they are actually releasing the shares (IPO, or straight up share sale), then they have no actual direct "contact" to the shares in the company. If Shares go up or down, that doesnt actually impact the company. It affects the shareholders (Investors) in the company, and they might let the Board hear a thing or two if the Shares go down, but the company itself is relatively unaffected (things like borrowing might be affected, but not that much usually).

Shorting can only be done by investors. Yes some Exec's and board members might get shares, but any body in those sorts of positions is legally prevented from trading in their shares based on information that might affect the share prices. This is very strongly regulated, and not something that anyone (apart from the terminally greedy) mess with.

As such, your assertion above is complete bollocks. Well, apart from the part about them not paying taxes. That's a given...

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Re: Deflection

Well clearly there are bigger companies then Meta, you know Google, Amazon, etc. so therefore Meta must be a small business, and this is hurting them. So you know Privacy is hurting "small businesses!" Just for a very specific definition of Small Business...

Second Trojan asteroid confirmed to be leading our planet around the Sun

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So if we're going to send any sort of Lander, it needs to be made of Wood right. Well, we've got just the thing on the way - https://www.theregister.com/2022/01/04/wooden_satellite_japan/

Or maybe the mission just needs an appropriate Name - Trojan Hunk Of Rock Satellite Explorer (naturally shortened to Trojan HORSE)...

America's EARN IT Act attacking Section 230 is back – and once again threatening the internet, critics say

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Re: Its an alternative to doing anything useful

'Tis the problem of having an entrenched two party system, there's no room for new voices to be heard, compromises cant be reached, and others who might form a new or breakaway party are unable to.

An Entrenched Two Party system is barely different to a One Part system - it only operates for one section of the Population. You could almost argue that a One Party System is better, at least they get everything moving in the one direction, rather than flip flopping every few election years. Although, admittedly it's only better for one section of the population...

If you want to fix American politics, you need to start fighting it, to allow that other party's can be formed. It's incredibly telling that the Tea Party section of the Republicans never broke away from the main party, despite massive calls for them to do so. Those behind the Tea Party realised that leaving the republican fold would relegate them to the wilderness, so they have done their best to take over the Republican Party from within. In a proper democracy, they would have formed a new Party and competed for the Parliament on the same level as the original Republican Party. But in America that's not how it works. And it's why your democracy is failing...

Russia's naval exercise near Ireland unlikely to involve cable-tapping shenanigans

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Re: ... the area is rarely visited by boats with location-transmitting AIS equipment switched on ...

Which could have gone very wrong.

Playing chicken against someone with no steering wheel is ever only likely to go one way. Taking an unarmed fishing vessel into a live military exercise area, even in protest, is only likely to end up with injuries on one side.

Especially, when you're doing it against a regime whose only understanding of human rights, are the rights to remain silent, the rights for everyone to die in a Siberian gulag if they make any attempt to stand up to the authorities in power.

I hope like hell those Irish Fisherman arent stupid enough to head into that drill zone...

Comcast fixes broadband cables 'peppered' with holes after Oakland drive-by shooting

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Re: Wow.

I've always leaned towards the Dave Chappele Solution (I think it was Dave anyway).

Everyone should be given guns for free. But Bullets, they'll cost you $1000 per Bullet. I mean Guns are protected by the 2nd Amendment, but there's no mention of Bullets in there. And if each Bullet is going to cost you $1000, you're going to have to REALLY want to kill someone to spend that money to try and shoot them...

Earth to Voyager 2: Standby for connection – after we tip this water out of the dish

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Re: Rusty scuppers?

If you can tip it out easily, you don't need to add holes, which would reduce your "listening" ability. It's not like Canberra gets monsoonal levels of rain. ;)

How to get banned from social media without posting a thing

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Re: [social media] ... what you just posted on is part of it.

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree"

"I won't agree to that!"

Or the classic Bill Hicks quote

"People who hate people, come together!"

"NOOOO!"

"Damn, we almost had a meeting going..."

In a first, FTC extracts millions of dollars from online store accused of blocking bad reviews on its website

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But then you would have to pay taxes on that $20k, which means you would need a bigger payout, which would then need more taxes, and well it's turtles all the way down!

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That must be one hell of a distraction if your willing to pay $4 million to make it go away. Maybe if I start emailing their CEO daily, I'll also get a payout. I can be annoying, I promise, but look I'll go away for $1 million...

China orders web operators to spring clean its entire internet

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So is this why they changed the ending of Fight Club? Just a bit of Spring Cleaning? Didnt want anyone having to clean up the digital mess from all of those buildings falling down?

For those that arent aware, Fight Club just got a new release in China, it cuts away before the ending to declare that the Police intervened, prevented the plot before it could be activated, everyone went to prison, and Tyler Durdan ended up in a lunatic asylum. THE END. The Police in a Police state always win after all...

Indonesia bars financial institutions from offering crypto services

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Re: Getting closer to a bank run?

"Then Tether warms up the printer and creates several million USDT out of thin air to bump the price back up."

That only works if people are willing to by those Tether millions. If no one is wanting to buy the crypto, and everyone wants to sell than the value goes to 0... And there is bugger all that the Scammers - Sorry Crypto experts - can do about it except try to drum up some more spin...

Earthquake halts operations at two of Toshiba's chip factories

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Re: Fire, snow, plague, trade war and an earthquake

Come come, we still have plenty of Natural disasters available to us:

Flood, Tsunami, Cyclone/Hurricane, Meteorite, Animal Plague, Zombie Apocalypse, Bull in a Chip shop...